HFY Story : The most terrifying sound in the galaxy, a snap |2307~Deathworld, War, Terran and Humans

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  • Опубликовано: 31 дек 2024

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  • @dalemorgan8263
    @dalemorgan8263 11 месяцев назад +779

    Humanity be like _Look at me, I am the Great Filter now_

    • @thefellowofthefellows
      @thefellowofthefellows 11 месяцев назад

      Fuck your filter, I'm suction cup man! Look at me go!

    • @kamenwaticlients
      @kamenwaticlients 11 месяцев назад +18

      Ha! Brilliant!

    • @whiteru55ian33
      @whiteru55ian33 11 месяцев назад +18

      Or like Stuart from mad tv “Look what I can do”

    • @alexanderrosario8569
      @alexanderrosario8569 11 месяцев назад +10

      I bloody love this comment lmfao 🤣

    • @baronvonkaiser9912
      @baronvonkaiser9912 11 месяцев назад +25

      *snap snap snap snap* get filtered get filtered get filtered

  • @jukkiivi4282
    @jukkiivi4282 11 месяцев назад +562

    Pissing off humans? Bad pattern recognition? Congratulations - You're extict!
    For the Algorithm! For the Author! For the Narrator! For the Beard!

    • @Jennagryphon
      @Jennagryphon 11 месяцев назад +12

      For the Beard!

    • @Uzzgub
      @Uzzgub 11 месяцев назад +8

      A Interaction for the Interaction God, a Comment for the Comment Throne, for the Almighty Algorithm

    • @thedevilsworkshop7720
      @thedevilsworkshop7720 11 месяцев назад +4

      Soon the beard will achieve sentience and start it's own RUclips channel.

    • @jukkiivi4282
      @jukkiivi4282 11 месяцев назад +3

      @@thedevilsworkshop7720 The world needs more sentient beards!

    • @maximdfd6359
      @maximdfd6359 11 месяцев назад +2

      FOR THE BEARDS

  • @RevokFarthis
    @RevokFarthis 11 месяцев назад +690

    "(just a heads up, this is a rather dark story.)"
    Am I that desensitized to sensless violence, death, and genocide?
    No; it's *everyone else* who's weak.

    • @DasHeino2010
      @DasHeino2010 11 месяцев назад +48

      Sometimes the voice in my head truly is a genius! >_>

    • @Abrxas01
      @Abrxas01 11 месяцев назад +35

      Sounded more like just desserts to me

    • @Uzzgub
      @Uzzgub 11 месяцев назад +8

      Agree 😂

    • @dropnexus3158
      @dropnexus3158 11 месяцев назад +34

      They had their chance. They chose violence

    • @drkchidragon1
      @drkchidragon1 11 месяцев назад +18

      Sounds like an average 40k story

  • @garysmith3037
    @garysmith3037 11 месяцев назад +194

    The Thresk: "I'm sorry, we won't do that again. Hehehe."
    The Humans: "No. You won't."

    • @Jedidiah_Martin_2
      @Jedidiah_Martin_2 10 месяцев назад +9

      "Gonna hold ya to that, bud......"
      ☠️

  • @AlanMyronPrivate
    @AlanMyronPrivate 11 месяцев назад +248

    Thanos: “I’m inevitable “
    Human admiral: “Hold my beer”

    • @molag-ballordofdomination2065
      @molag-ballordofdomination2065 11 месяцев назад +2

      Snapping a few star systems is nothing compared to wiping out half of all life in the universe

    • @derekstein6193
      @derekstein6193 11 месяцев назад +34

      ​@@molag-ballordofdomination2065 To be fair, humanity built their means of solar annihilation with their own hands. While Thanos relied on 5 quarter-sized cosmic mcguffins that he did not make, only found in various places. Without them, Thanos is just an overly large, strong, and tough purple guy. Remember that he literally had those stones taken from him by a single man in power armor? It would be far more difficult to do anything similar to the setup in this story.
      A "Rod From God" would curb-stomp Thanos, let alone a star forced to go supernova. You are right, they are not equivalent.

    • @tmac2744
      @tmac2744 11 месяцев назад +21

      @@molag-ballordofdomination2065 And what happened to Thanos because humans refused to accept his actions? Oh yeah! All of his work was undone and he was rendered non-existent.

    • @crouchingcamels
      @crouchingcamels 10 месяцев назад +5

      @@molag-ballordofdomination2065eh they have multiverses what’s half of one right? 😂

    • @loganshaw4527
      @loganshaw4527 6 месяцев назад +1

      The admiral wining in a snapping contest against Thanos.

  • @Arcainmech2
    @Arcainmech2 11 месяцев назад +289

    One of our great generals once said " I beg you with tears in my eyes don't start a war with us, or someone else will raise your children."

    • @weirdredpanda
      @weirdredpanda 11 месяцев назад +51

      They could have added, "If there are any children left to raise."

    • @williamwalker8107
      @williamwalker8107 10 месяцев назад +5

      Is that true?

    • @Jedidiah_Martin_2
      @Jedidiah_Martin_2 10 месяцев назад +5

      @@williamwalker8107 It has regretfully happened more than once in Human history.
      If not that exact quote, then definitely what it's talking about.....

    • @hristokostadinov5651
      @hristokostadinov5651 10 месяцев назад +4

      James Mattis

    • @rancidmarmot1994
      @rancidmarmot1994 2 месяца назад +2

      The quote is from Gen. Mattis, "We've seen war. We don't want war. But if you wage war on the United States, someone else will raise your sons and daughters,".

  • @stevedixon921
    @stevedixon921 11 месяцев назад +176

    Bad Xeno One: utters threats to the human who snaps his fingers, exploding one or more of their suns
    Bad Xeno Two: thinking, maybe the humans won't do that to them if they act the same as Xeno one...and being wrong
    Bad Xeno three: thinking, maybe if he utters a threat to the human the human will stop exploding suns...and being wrong
    ....
    Bad Xeno thirty: maybe, just maybe, we should not utter threats to the humans...and being right
    Bad Xeno thirty one: good, the humans are done exploding suns, ,...feck me, he snapped his fingers...and there goes my home planet
    Slow learners.

    • @HenshinFanatic
      @HenshinFanatic 11 месяцев назад +15

      I believe the polite term is "developmentally challenged", of course we all know what the not polite term for such is.

    • @Wastelandman7000
      @Wastelandman7000 11 месяцев назад

      Not slow. Just too arrogant to realize the kind of monster they had unleashed by letting us be victimized for trying to help save a species. Then when we come back their hubris was so off the charts they refused to see the threat. Just goes to show how badly arrogance can feck you up.

    • @davidwilson6829
      @davidwilson6829 11 месяцев назад +4

      Pride and vanity. Very human concepts but you never know how proud or vain an alien species will be; haven't met one as far as we know.

    • @stevedixon921
      @stevedixon921 11 месяцев назад

      @@davidwilson6829 Politicians...not human, so if you met a politician you have met an alien. Species name is 'a-hole'. You can tell because they talk out the back end of their digestive tract.
      Best sign of intelligent life in the universe is they don't want anything to do with us.

    • @keithmays8076
      @keithmays8076 10 месяцев назад +6

      In the words of Ambassador Londo Mollari, "Ah, arrogance and stupidity all in the same package. How efficient of you!"
      Fits the entire Counsel, doesn't it?

  • @Wastelandman7000
    @Wastelandman7000 11 месяцев назад +159

    And I noticed we completely skipped the Geneva Checklist on this one. That alone is a good indicator of just how incredibly enraged humanity was.

    • @imperatorsteve
      @imperatorsteve 11 месяцев назад +14

      Only applies to humans

    • @derekstein6193
      @derekstein6193 11 месяцев назад +26

      ​@@imperatorsteve And we were so willing to peacefully include the other races into it, too. Shame, really.

    • @Sorain1
      @Sorain1 11 месяцев назад +8

      Well, sometimes you just need to get to the point of the lesson.

    • @dassathdoombreed9266
      @dassathdoombreed9266 11 месяцев назад

      You forget that the Geneva Conventions were set up because we want to try to not be as destructive we can be lol. Once we get pushed to a certain point they will become a what to do checklist instead of what not to do.

    • @SuperXAsh
      @SuperXAsh 11 месяцев назад +9

      Admiral: ‘Wanna know the best part of the Geneva Convention?’
      Bad Xeno: ‘No, what?’
      Admiral: ‘The Chocolate!’ *snap*

  • @TheLastRhapsody
    @TheLastRhapsody 11 месяцев назад +341

    I see we're dealing with another universe where the ruling species have shit pattern recognition.

    • @MrGoesBoom
      @MrGoesBoom 11 месяцев назад +35

      Mass Effect? Sounds like Mass Effect

    • @kurenwirsun2478
      @kurenwirsun2478 11 месяцев назад +46

      @@MrGoesBoom Definitely Mass Effect since that damn council saw a Reaper with their own eyes and they STILL did nothing and didn't heed Shepard's warnings. They didn't take the Commander seriously until the Reapers were teabagging their worlds and wrecking their collective asses. LOL

    • @GyorBox
      @GyorBox 11 месяцев назад +7

      Nah, just their politicians..

    • @TechnoMageB5
      @TechnoMageB5 11 месяцев назад +12

      Arrogance can make one blind. The Thresk empire had been unopposed for millennia. They simply did not know how to deal with defeat anymore.

    • @flyingbucket3315
      @flyingbucket3315 11 месяцев назад +6

      @@GyorBox There's a reason why I believe that we should make Politicians a separate species. Like that other HFY story, I don't remember which one it is now though...

  • @Jbewell1991
    @Jbewell1991 11 месяцев назад +186

    This was a fantastic story! Humanity tried come peacefully into the galaxy. Even saved a whole race. And once pushed too far we embraced our dark side. And got incredibly petty about it.

    • @mattbrown5511
      @mattbrown5511 11 месяцев назад +17

      In other words, well done humans. Indeed.

    • @RandomTrinidadian
      @RandomTrinidadian 11 месяцев назад +15

      The Galaxy found out what happens when a good (Hu)man goes to war

    • @Allantitan
      @Allantitan 11 месяцев назад +17

      Humanity: *tries to undo the shackles of war and be a peaceful race*
      Some xeno race they just met: *locks the shackles on even tighter*
      Humanity: so you’ve chosen being wiped from the history books

    • @Mark_Agamotto1313_Smith
      @Mark_Agamotto1313_Smith 10 месяцев назад +4

      Thing is, Humans exemplify the extremes of BOTH ends of the spectrum. We are the Yin, AND the Yang.

  • @merlinathrawes746
    @merlinathrawes746 11 месяцев назад +85

    And I expect that the Kranch, despite being very thankful to the humans, are also terrified of pissing them off.

    • @Wastelandman7000
      @Wastelandman7000 11 месяцев назад +20

      No doubt. Then again, if everyone had played nice, none of this would have happened. FAFO.

    • @GabrielArchon
      @GabrielArchon 11 месяцев назад +14

      My thoughts are that the Kranch were in on the facade, to give the rest of the council that second to think, but knowing that they were as good as fodder had the plague wiped them if the humans had not intervened. They surely were "We are acting on your behalf, do not be deaf, for we know what lies behind the veil."

    • @Gadrius
      @Gadrius 10 месяцев назад +6

      @@GabrielArchon Of course .. who do you think was sneaking Terran operatives off world while they further improved cloaking tech to allow for larger masses like star destroyers.

  • @kenbattor6350
    @kenbattor6350 11 месяцев назад +118

    If I lost 32 billion people, I would be upset too

    • @davidwilson6829
      @davidwilson6829 11 месяцев назад +12

      And yet I read this and thought, "well where did you last have them?" Man, kids do begin to infiltrate your every thought process as a parent. I need to start hanging out with adults again.

    • @charteon9092
      @charteon9092 7 месяцев назад

      I thought it was referring to all that was left of humanity after the war, not the dead. I think the death toll was a bit bigger then that ngl.

  • @SiegeTF
    @SiegeTF 11 месяцев назад +42

    When you're snapping out a tune, but nobody wants to dance!

  • @jaytonobrien6325
    @jaytonobrien6325 11 месяцев назад +34

    The kraunch being the hype men in the council room just in the background chanting "peace, peace, PEACE!" like it's the new word for "blood!" And them chanting it gets an immediate response in cosmic firework going off.

    • @theengagedfew
      @theengagedfew 6 месяцев назад +1

      "Peace for the Peace God!"

  • @BobThePenguin.
    @BobThePenguin. 11 месяцев назад +14

    Humans to Kranch: "You're cool, don't come to the Galactic council meeting tommorow."

    • @joimumu
      @joimumu 10 месяцев назад +4

      Or bring popcorn

  • @xxcommentator
    @xxcommentator 11 месяцев назад +59

    Roy Mustang is on a roll ❤

  • @khazadmann
    @khazadmann 11 месяцев назад +74

    What was so dark about this story? I found it rather entertaining and uplifting.

    • @GingerDog207
      @GingerDog207 11 месяцев назад +7

      Me too, lol ❤😂❤

    • @darrell8660
      @darrell8660 11 месяцев назад +2

      The spelling

    • @rianmacdonald9454
      @rianmacdonald9454 11 месяцев назад +2

      @@GingerDog207 Me too - can tag this one in the FAFO series.

    • @SilvaDreams
      @SilvaDreams 11 месяцев назад +10

      If it was posted on reddit that is why. Very much far left leaning moderators so every little thing gets a trigger warning for the poor snowflakes.

    • @andorfedra
      @andorfedra 11 месяцев назад

      the darkness is realized upon deeper consideration. There were billions of innocent lives snuffed out by each snap of the fingers. it is beyond the capacity of a human to comprehend the utter annihilation that took place that day, and the callous disregard for sentient life that was required to spur it into inevitability. Humanity grew from the senseless slaughter, they grew into a force of nature, a natural law. realizing what it took to push humanity to turn from a peaceful race into a new Great Filter on their quest to correct the wrongs done to them is sad, terrifying, astounding, and entirely real. Men have become monsters for far less than this.

  • @Evig_Myrkr
    @Evig_Myrkr 10 месяцев назад +12

    Peaceful does not mean the same as harmless.

  • @mackenziedrake
    @mackenziedrake 11 месяцев назад +40

    That is excellent. Dark, yes, but the pace and pitch of escalating violence are perfect. Thank you for performing this one for us!

  • @I3igI3adW0lf
    @I3igI3adW0lf 11 месяцев назад +54

    The galaxy found out what happens when you attempt to bully and insult the walking nightmare that is humanity.

    • @Wastelandman7000
      @Wastelandman7000 11 месяцев назад +10

      We are the monster hiding under THEIR beds.

    • @weirdredpanda
      @weirdredpanda 11 месяцев назад +5

      ​@@Wastelandman7000What's worse is when we no longer hide.

    • @rianmacdonald9454
      @rianmacdonald9454 11 месяцев назад +5

      @@Wastelandman7000 Only a monster when pushed. As said in many comments - they FA and humanity made them FO.

    • @AnikaJarlsdottr
      @AnikaJarlsdottr 9 месяцев назад +2

      "No greater friend, no worse enemy"

  • @pheonixblue01
    @pheonixblue01 9 месяцев назад +1

    I don’t even know how many times I have listened to the stories you’ve narrated. I have playlist so I can enjoy it anew any time I’ve heard some bad ones. Thanks!

  • @silverdirewolf6440
    @silverdirewolf6440 11 месяцев назад +39

    Well, we humans do tend to mete out proportional responses to military aggression.. And It got VERY proportional, VERY quickly.

    • @kevincaruthers5412
      @kevincaruthers5412 10 месяцев назад +1

      Proportional response is when you want to get even.
      Completely over the top response is when you want to teach a lesson... to all the observers.

    • @Nempo13
      @Nempo13 8 месяцев назад +3

      @@kevincaruthers5412 The joke flew over your head.
      "Proportional" is the word the US military uses when you shoot a missile at a boat and it gets intercepted and the ship fires 20 back wiping out several bases. That is a proportional response.

    • @theengagedfew
      @theengagedfew 6 месяцев назад +1

      @@Nempo13 "We 'bout to get all proportional up in this bee-otch!"

    • @quinnhasse9170
      @quinnhasse9170 2 дня назад

      be aware: one nation of old terra wiped out half of another countries navy for one damaged ship... in under a planetary rotation( day).

  • @Mostaism
    @Mostaism 11 месяцев назад +35

    Dark? nah, that was a light and airy story about how Humanity teaches lessons

  • @sintanan469
    @sintanan469 11 месяцев назад +92

    Sometimes, not all the time, we need a story like this. A story yo remind us what happens if humans are pushed too far and allowed to slip down a dark path.
    Stories like these, even though they aren't the type to make you want to shout "Humans! Feck yeah!" are still HFY... HFY is about showcasing humanity and the traits that make us such. And sometimes...
    ...Sometimes there's darkness in there.

    • @PlentyOfGarlic
      @PlentyOfGarlic 11 месяцев назад

      This is more “Humans are space orcs”

    • @Headloser
      @Headloser 11 месяцев назад

      Still no excuses for wiping out trillions of alien innocents lives. We have become the monster and will be hated for the end of time. The human races now have innocent blood on their hands The devil must be laughing his head off. He almost had the human wipe each other out but now they become the monsters he wanted to create in the first place and have WON.

    • @rianmacdonald9454
      @rianmacdonald9454 11 месяцев назад +10

      this is definitely a case for FAFO. We came in peace, the story is my hopes for humanity reaching space - to find older civilizations, to learn from them, to be better than we are - to move forward, and the humanity done exactly that - helped an entire species from going extinct, and in return to be taken advantage of, to use the trusting nature and kindness to take what you want - to come in friendship, peace and cooperation to be meet with sly, devious tactics, false promises - smiling at your face and stabbing you in the back - yeah, that brings out the DARK DEVIL in every heart.
      35 years to plan and set in motion the revenge for almost killing an entire race - yeah that is some serious payback. To bring the council to their knees. This story is excellent. A tactic I would fully use. If any words other than ''We fully and unconditional surrender to you'' SNAP, SNAP, SNAP, SNAP - until every world, every race that belongs to the council are removed from the galaxy - and the Terran Empire can create the very council we hope to meet when first entering the stars.
      On another note - again this reminds me of a saying - ''Never push a good (Hu)man, you may not like what pushes back''
      And that cloaking tech - wow, very impressive.

    • @borgshadow13
      @borgshadow13 11 месяцев назад +3

      humans are like fire after all

    • @andorfedra
      @andorfedra 11 месяцев назад +3

      the darkness exists. IT.👏 MUST. 👏BE.👏 DELVED.👏 (No snapping fingers in the RUclips emoji list, sorry.)

  • @undauntedthud6872
    @undauntedthud6872 11 месяцев назад +65

    As a man that has commanded a flight of ICBM's. I found this highly entertaining. Deterrence is built on both the capability and will. I remember in my 3rd year pulling nuclear alert during my monthly Emergency War Order training a fellow officer told me that I was sitting at a 10 talking about WWIII and I needed to tone it back to 7. My response was I don't want my deputy to question my commitment or our purpose knowing that our actions would likely be followed by our own death and that of millions more. A 10 was just fine. My squadron commander keep me on alert tell my terminal leave over a year later. I commanded a key turning crew and it only took 2 of 5 crews to commit. My brother and sisters still sit under ground today.

    • @larsharris
      @larsharris 11 месяцев назад +12

      I went to school with a guy who wanted to sit in a bunker, near nukes. Because he WANTED to launch them. Not just 1-3 but a dozen. I hope he never had access. A bit too willing.

    • @markedwards6455
      @markedwards6455 11 месяцев назад

      90th Security Police Group, 90th Security Police Squadron, Charlie Flight.. Nuclear Weapons Security.. FE Warren AFB.. AFSC 81150... (Warning, Restricted Area, USE OF DEADLY FORCE IS AUTHORIZED.) Yeah.. My job was to secure Nuclear weapons storage, and the M&I building from ANY incursions, attempts at theft or destruction with all my brothers in Arms..
      All to protect those Key turning officers and all their missiles at their Command.. All Personnel and Assets under our protection.. Two men sitting at their stations, keys inserted, turning in unison on Command..
      a lot "like" holding up their fingers to SNAP!!!....
      So YES... I hear you SIR.. It struck me too.. just how close this demonstration of power was in this story.. To the reality of what you did.. what I helped to secure safely, Just as that Rifleman in that story was to Secure, Protect that Human Officer.. I was on Duty as we changed our DefCon condition when President Reagan was shot.. Not yet knowing who was responsible, we had to do what SAC did.. Stand Ready to Block any Soviet attempt to decapitate the Nuclear Command structure..
      A long, long day, night, not knowing if the world would even exist in the morning... But Thankfully.. the Soviets weren't behind it.. and had the survival instinct to NOT press us that night.. To pull back from the edge, the brink..
      all as men like you held up their fingers...... to "Snap"... if need be...
      We Kept The Faith.. and the world lived on.. The world learning afterwards, that when a SAC Officer holds up his fingers to "snap"?
      Believe him.. Her now too... There was.. "is", ...... NO F**king around with us.... because Finding Out is expensive.. VERY expensive..

    • @undauntedthud6872
      @undauntedthud6872 11 месяцев назад

      @@larsharris In the US you need to be a commissioned officer, get a top secret security clearance, get assigned to the career field, get though training, remain active on the Personnel Reliability Program, sign a document saying you would fallow orders to launch, and take three tests every month with a score over 90% to pass in addition to monthly simulator training. Even after all that your squadron commander who is a LtCol has to personally sign off that they trust you. Granted in my 4 years pulling alert I remember two officers that didn't pass that last check at my base. So I doubt the guy ticked all the boxes. Even if he did there are checks and balances build into the system to ensure no single individual can start an unauthorized launch or stop an authorized one.
      I made it known that I would turn the key that would contribute to the launch of 50 ICBM's when ordered to because we also are required to nark on each other if someone said they would not do it or if we though someone was mentally unstable. I did not want to be put in the situation of torpedoing someone's career because they felt a little to conferrable with me about saying they were not willing to. Almost no one puts 13N on the top of their wish list when they commission. Some of the most well trained and vetted individuals that never wanted the job in the first place.

    • @Maddog3060
      @Maddog3060 11 месяцев назад +9

      Man, the Intrusive Thoughts when you're sitting on that much firepower have got to be wild.

  • @ForWeAreMany
    @ForWeAreMany 11 месяцев назад +12

    now that is my favorite story. absolute devastation.

  • @emilynelson5646
    @emilynelson5646 11 месяцев назад +10

    Love this story! HFY!! Efficient if terrifying soldiers. Humans should be terrifying when they are getting revenge!!

  • @georgehernandez9243
    @georgehernandez9243 11 месяцев назад +8

    Dude, that was brutal. More of that please.

  • @SirWhiteRabbit-gr5so
    @SirWhiteRabbit-gr5so 11 месяцев назад +16

    "I have become Death, the destroyer of worlds."

    • @theengagedfew
      @theengagedfew 9 месяцев назад +2

      I AM become Death.
      If you're going to quote a god, show them the courtesy of an accurate quote.😉

  • @ArchonSG1
    @ArchonSG1 11 месяцев назад +73

    I honestly thought it was going to be a lot more, well darker. Can't help but think that had more of the horror of seeing one's world end in slow motion, instead of just "snap!", there would be less casualties, because systems gone in a snap just doesn't "feel real" and the mind rebels against the reality of an extinction level event happening right in front of you.

    • @korinogaro
      @korinogaro 11 месяцев назад +1

      But didn't it work better for humans in this story? Lack of "feel real" made aliens do more stupid shit so more of their worlds got destroyed. Very good situation for humans as smart aliens that quickly stopped acting retard could send fleet to solar system and destroy Earth and everything else there. Now their whole systems evaporated with all fleets in them.

    • @RevokFarthis
      @RevokFarthis 11 месяцев назад +15

      It doesn't help any that the story has a very unrealistic depiction of time. FTL communication is fine, I buy it, but those supernovae would take minutes to explode, reach the planets, and then finally reach the camera. What was everyone doing, sitting and waiting for half an hour between each snap?

    • @spaceengineeringempire4086
      @spaceengineeringempire4086 11 месяцев назад +5

      @@RevokFarthis well it could be using a FTL wave weapon… that could explain the creation of such of device that uses the very mechanism of FTL to detonate stars…. Oh my.

    • @mitchk7655
      @mitchk7655 11 месяцев назад +7

      @@RevokFarthis Some kind of hyperspace weapon could theoretically look like a typical supernova but travel faster than the speed of light, although anything that would allow such a device to function would be invisible since it was exploding faster than the light could travel...
      Another option, that is common for a lot of fictional universes is the speed of light is much higher than in ours.

    • @giin97
      @giin97 11 месяцев назад +7

      ​​@@mitchk7655what's the trope here, "sci-fi writers have no sense of scale?" something like that.
      Like Starkiller Base blowing up a bunch of world in several systems, all clearly seen by other planets in other systems in real time without any tools necessary.

  • @yourwrostnightmare3559
    @yourwrostnightmare3559 11 месяцев назад +6

    I like that theres this one chill race that knows they are safe lmao

  • @MidnightSmoke
    @MidnightSmoke 11 месяцев назад +40

    Awesome story! I loved it. Here is a like and comment for the story, for entertaining me, to help your channel grow, and get you the recognition you deserve.

  • @scotthinger6397
    @scotthinger6397 11 месяцев назад +14

    FAFO!! Thank you to the writer for writting the story and thank you to Agro for bring it to life!! WITH ENERGY!!

  • @WingManFang1
    @WingManFang1 11 месяцев назад +16

    A dark story? I mean…it was justice.

  • @TheGreyGhost873
    @TheGreyGhost873 10 месяцев назад +6

    Today this episode, instead of clickly click its snappy snap

  • @mackenziedrake
    @mackenziedrake 11 месяцев назад +4

    I just read the OP's comments on the story. May the rest of their life be filled with peace and loving people.

  • @Jedidiah_Martin_2
    @Jedidiah_Martin_2 10 месяцев назад +3

    Once is happenstance;
    twice is coincidence;
    three (or more) times is enemy action!

    • @cameltube-vk7el
      @cameltube-vk7el 10 месяцев назад +1

      respect the law of THREE 3 t h r e e
      /;^)
      semper prorsum

  • @johnthegreat9342
    @johnthegreat9342 11 месяцев назад +10

    My first time ever being her for the premier!

  • @HappyCamper907
    @HappyCamper907 11 месяцев назад +16

    Can we get more grim stories like this one?

    • @dkbros1592
      @dkbros1592 11 месяцев назад +2

      Bro I was like oo aliens when I thought few thousands and millions Human hot killed but 32 billion Bruhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh
      O was jumping up and down laughing mad like mentally unstable person in hospital
      Oo 32 billions now I will take trillions lol 🤣😂

  • @kurenwirsun2478
    @kurenwirsun2478 11 месяцев назад +13

    Man all those aliens and they all stood on their hubris even after watching the Thresk get rekt and made virtually extinct LOL

    • @ElderonAnalas
      @ElderonAnalas 10 месяцев назад +1

      I'm sure, not virtually, but literally extinct

  • @jasonswearingin1009
    @jasonswearingin1009 11 месяцев назад +6

    By my beard, now you see laddy that's how one deals with bullies!

  • @davidhenderson3400
    @davidhenderson3400 11 месяцев назад +22

    And the humans spread peace throughout galaxy, they just had to blow up half of it.

    • @GabrielArchon
      @GabrielArchon 11 месяцев назад +5

      "Perfectly balanced, as it should be." The line uttered by an alien, yet written by a human.

    • @FlowerMareEnjoyer
      @FlowerMareEnjoyer 9 месяцев назад +2

      What's a couple hundred systems in the face of several trillion?

    • @theengagedfew
      @theengagedfew 6 месяцев назад

      Reminds me of the humans in "A New Fermi's Paradox."

  • @SoManyDogs
    @SoManyDogs 11 месяцев назад +10

    F…*snap
    A…*snap
    F…*snap
    O…snap
    SNAP FOR THE ALGORITHM AND THE MAGNIFICENT NARRATOR.

  • @valerixcrim3716
    @valerixcrim3716 10 месяцев назад +2

    The Thresk: "I'm sorry, we won't do that again. Haha!."
    The Humans: "NO. snap YOU. snap WILL. snap NOT. snap BE. snap ABLE. snap TO. snap DO. snap ANYTHING. snap EVER. snap AGAIN. snap "

  • @rickkeimig993
    @rickkeimig993 11 месяцев назад +13

    Great story, amazing narration, fantastic beard, please don't ever stop.

  • @Ultima228
    @Ultima228 11 месяцев назад +1

    Stumbled on your stuff recently and I must say its such a refreshing pace to see a real face and hear a real voice narrating these wonderful tales from Reddit. I'm so fed up with the ai voice ai art ones they have no emotion, no effort, no *soul* put into the work. Please keep up the wonderful work you are doing. Liked, subbed and heres my comment.

  • @yea-gi9kl
    @yea-gi9kl 11 месяцев назад +9

    Actually great story, love the stories you find and read to us. Much love.

  • @markfergerson2145
    @markfergerson2145 11 месяцев назад +19

    Reminds me of a certain episode of the old spy show Burn Notice in which the protagonist pretends to be a new gangster challenging established gangs.SPOILER
    He makes demands of them and every time they refuse he snaps his fingers and something that belongs to them blows up. Very effective.

    • @katmacdougall9734
      @katmacdougall9734 11 месяцев назад +1

      El Diablo!

    • @shadowwatcher5042
      @shadowwatcher5042 11 месяцев назад +1

      Man I loved that episode!! I specially like the part where the one guy tried snapping at the end and seeing if something happens.

  • @ELMOcall911
    @ELMOcall911 7 месяцев назад

    This finger snapping of mass destruction is glorious

  • @isaac12411
    @isaac12411 11 месяцев назад +1

    One of the best ones yet!! Great narration!

  • @thegamingsoldier9406
    @thegamingsoldier9406 11 месяцев назад +6

    "How many times do we have to teach you this lesson, old man!"

  • @malcolmanderson6735
    @malcolmanderson6735 11 месяцев назад +17

    I'm not a big fan of revenge and genocide, but in this case, I have to be at least understanding.
    FAAFO indeed.

  • @peterhall8572
    @peterhall8572 6 месяцев назад

    One of the best i've heard in a good while

  • @JackyPup
    @JackyPup 9 месяцев назад +2

    Your reading is so awesome. Nice to see/hear a human reading. Please never bow to AI.

  • @10GaugeManiac
    @10GaugeManiac 10 месяцев назад +2

    Slow learners. "And I will strike down upon thee with great vengeance and furious anger those who attempt to poison and destroy my brothers. And you will know my name is the Lord when I lay my fingers upon thee!"
    *Snap*

  • @williamcastro3017
    @williamcastro3017 11 месяцев назад +3

    And like President Teddy Rosevelt once said “ Speak softly and Cary a BIG STICK!”

  • @Shadow.Dragon
    @Shadow.Dragon 11 месяцев назад +4

    Great story; Excellent narration! This is the ultimate FAFO!

  • @michelelyons9410
    @michelelyons9410 11 месяцев назад +2

    One of our strongest traits is that humans know how to carry a grudge. And how to pay it back. After all one of our oldest sayings is "revenge is the only dish that is best when eaten cold"

  • @achimdemus-holzhaeuser1233
    @achimdemus-holzhaeuser1233 11 месяцев назад +2

    You get Exterminatus. And you get Exterminatus. Everybody gets Exterminatus.

  • @Odd_Interaction
    @Odd_Interaction 11 месяцев назад +6

    A quote from Cassandra Clare comes to me. ‘There's no need to clarify my finger snap, said Magnus.’
    however, I have to think that keeping your mouth shut about sabotaging and stealing knowledge from others would be a good idea.

    • @halslusher6030
      @halslusher6030 11 месяцев назад +5

      Why? the ability to make stars explode and an empire disappear should be enough. Truly in reality once they saw it was real they would get real quite and NOT PISS THE HUMAN OFF

    • @HenshinFanatic
      @HenshinFanatic 11 месяцев назад +3

      @@halslusher6030 if they were smart enough to recognize patterns.

    • @Odd_Interaction
      @Odd_Interaction 11 месяцев назад +1

      @@halslusher6030 it used to be called OPSEC, the enemy or even potential enemy should guess what type of weapons you have, how many and where you gained the knowledge to create them.
      At one time the United States was the only country to have nuclear weapons. The Russians manage to get the information and then there were two countries.
      MAD does work, but if one side thinks they can come out ahead, then things get ugly.
      By letting them know you sabotaged their research lets them know they were on the right track.

  • @Vulpine407
    @Vulpine407 11 месяцев назад +2

    The Kranch: "Holy (insert whatever deity they might believe in)! How could you possibly have done that?!"
    Humans: "Eh. It wasn't hard. Read some of our pre-space history if you REALLY want to be freaked out."

  • @Darkinu2
    @Darkinu2 6 месяцев назад

    Dark? Nah, this is just another Tuesday for HFY.

  • @jeanannd
    @jeanannd 11 месяцев назад +10

    Well the humans in this story have one great friend. The species whose lives they saved from the plague will be eternally grateful. The rest - looks like they deserve what they got. 32 billion humans are avenged.

    • @andorfedra
      @andorfedra 11 месяцев назад

      indeed, 32 BILLION humans, were "Proportionally" avenged.

  • @khazdor
    @khazdor 11 месяцев назад

    WICKED! Most Definitely one of the TOP 5 I have heard. Merci Beaucoup.

  • @gilbertsandoval1888
    @gilbertsandoval1888 10 месяцев назад +3

    J.Robert Oppenheimer: I have become death, destroyer of worlds! Helped creat the Atomic Bomb.

  • @killerpurplecow2165
    @killerpurplecow2165 10 месяцев назад +1

    dark but great story keep up the great narration.

  • @shadeshadow007
    @shadeshadow007 10 месяцев назад +1

    “proportional response”

  • @judahschultz
    @judahschultz 4 месяца назад +1

    This is what happens when you piss off the Apex predator of an insanely high-level deathworld

  • @FortunaeSD
    @FortunaeSD 11 месяцев назад +1

    I loved this story.

  • @ashley2108
    @ashley2108 11 месяцев назад +1

    Wow, that was the darkest and awesome story I think you have ever read!

  • @ericjohnson9468
    @ericjohnson9468 11 месяцев назад

    THAT was a great reading!… BRAVO!

  • @Ryu_D
    @Ryu_D 11 месяцев назад +1

    Thank you for the video.

  • @charleswidmore5458
    @charleswidmore5458 10 месяцев назад +2

    wait, you destroyed the human medics? oh snap!

  • @lawrencespruyt5053
    @lawrencespruyt5053 10 месяцев назад +1

    Everyone but the krench fears the snap. The krench? They rejoice for it means help is coming.

  • @alfredsutton4412
    @alfredsutton4412 11 месяцев назад +3

    Great story, well read. Thank you for the much needed distraction.

    • @lyrigageforge3259
      @lyrigageforge3259 11 месяцев назад

      In all truth it's safer position to exit than wondering what it may be or something / someone else being it - as long as you remember that it's windy at the top of every mountaintop.

  • @WarDog793
    @WarDog793 11 месяцев назад +7

    Yeah, but now there are almost no systems left (besides the Kranch) to be brought under the authority of the Terran Empire. Oh well, humans will just have to go exploring...

  • @Phoenixvigor01
    @Phoenixvigor01 11 месяцев назад +2

    Man I would love to hear a follow up story to this one

  • @marvettbrooks6742
    @marvettbrooks6742 10 месяцев назад +1

    I bet at that time, every human is watching that like the greatest TV program ever.
    Just salivating as systems go supernova.

  • @jamaicanewshub9582
    @jamaicanewshub9582 11 месяцев назад +6

    The most fucked up one yet. I like

  • @victortahlor4038
    @victortahlor4038 11 месяцев назад

    Thank you for the reading

  • @johnnyrotten3175
    @johnnyrotten3175 11 месяцев назад +2

    Great story, excellent narration of course. Thought the end needed to be elaborated on a little more.
    👏👏👏👏

  • @MorphicStates
    @MorphicStates 3 месяца назад

    I seem to find myself re-watching/listening to this one every time it pops up in my recommended feed. I think this is like the 9th or 10th time.

  • @rodon265
    @rodon265 11 месяцев назад +2

    And this is the reason why morality exists in polite society.
    If you don't see a reason to care for other's lives... well... Its time to make a point.
    But holly shit billions at a time...

  • @patriograysmark6328
    @patriograysmark6328 11 месяцев назад +2

    This is the way the world ends. Not with a bang but a whimper.

  • @mikehenthorn1778
    @mikehenthorn1778 11 месяцев назад +2

    100K for the teller of tales.

  • @bennood2031
    @bennood2031 11 месяцев назад +3

    Guess you could say that the humans finally 'snapped'.
    I apologize for nothing on this pun.

  • @stormryder4fr3
    @stormryder4fr3 11 месяцев назад +1

    Classic case of "F around and find out."

  • @TechnoMageB5
    @TechnoMageB5 11 месяцев назад +2

    This is a more realistic story about humanity than most. Humans don't take kindly to being pushed around or exterminated.

  • @NCVluminati
    @NCVluminati 11 месяцев назад +2

    holy heck that is one hell of a story

  • @goose6.070
    @goose6.070 11 месяцев назад +1

    Summary
    Humans: Friends?
    The council: *laughs
    Human: *snaps
    The council: *stops laughing

  • @C.f.b._entertainment-thepeps
    @C.f.b._entertainment-thepeps 6 месяцев назад +1

    *Angers humans*:
    *A hole solar system goes boom*

  • @scarecrowksr1906
    @scarecrowksr1906 11 месяцев назад

    That was very inspiring, Thank you

  • @GreatGreenGoo
    @GreatGreenGoo 11 месяцев назад

    This story has some cathartic feel good vibes to it

  • @TS-bj8my
    @TS-bj8my 11 месяцев назад +1

    Great story/narration thanks!

  • @PerfectInzanity82
    @PerfectInzanity82 10 месяцев назад +2

    And this is why when running into new species you should research their history.

  • @amberpelton5679
    @amberpelton5679 11 месяцев назад +2

    Dang...good story. For the algorithm and the beard!!

  • @jeffhall4228
    @jeffhall4228 11 месяцев назад +1

    Bravo, great story. Thanks to the author and your great narration.

  • @dadgod3615
    @dadgod3615 11 месяцев назад +2

    IM SORRY. I WONT DO IT AGAIN.*snap*

  • @blaiddthewolf8532
    @blaiddthewolf8532 9 месяцев назад

    Oh fuck yeah. I’ve been enjoying all of these, obviously, but I’m a sucker for the ultimate fuck around and find out stories

  • @ramonmendoza7125
    @ramonmendoza7125 11 месяцев назад

    FANTASTIC STORY!!!!