James May Crashes Into a Barrier at the Start of a Road Trip 😳
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- Опубликовано: 21 авг 2024
- As The Grand Tour trio set off on their Eurocrash road trip, things get off to a bumpy start early on for James May.
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What's the most embarrassing thing you've done on a road trip? 🤔
Once we were on the highway and we thought the door didn't lock so I try to open the door and it comes flying open and we were going like 60 mph and ye I almost flew out the car 😳
I sat in a BL Mini.
You got a minute..... ok maybe a day? Was it mooning the feds & my friends following high speed chase in a parking lot?
or finding out my other friend did not in fact BUY the school bus we had filled with girls, beer, (etc...cough) & had a mobile party with a live band & stack of marshal amps (tho we owned..... most of that
I pissed in a bottle
We were on a bit of a high getting truck drivers to pull their horns, at a toll booth, one in the group said if you pull the metal, black & yellow pole with the stop sign, thing the alarm goes off, he tried but couldn't reach out the window, so me being the tallest (though have short arms, didn't know it was my legs yet), am egged on for the next toll, sticks head out the window, reaching for it but just to far to get a full grip & pull... shay my pants as a get shoes at by someone, so am sure it must happen
barrier guard - "stop right there criminal scum"
Just need Your nicked sunshine and its perfect in my opinion
“Tell that to the judge sunshine”… james in an old top gear police special
Stop, you’ve violated the law, pay the court of fine or serve your sentence, your stolen goods are now forfeit!
"apprehend the miscreant"
"You've committed crimes against Poland and her people!"
"We've only done 20 feet!"
The genuine shock in his voice.
The funniest thing is, he hit the barrier, he'd technically not even done 1 foot!
To me it's funny that he used imperial units rather then metric. It's like you messed up so bad America would be embarrassed for you.
@@Jondoe_04To be fair, it’s one of the British oddities (there are a lot), we use metric for most things, but weirdly use imperial measurements for distances, especially driving-wise. So we’ll often buy x kilograms of potatoes, but a 600mm wide dishwasher, but drive 10 miles! 😂
@@edsutherland8266it's so weird that even games have the option for "British" setting which was basically what you explained
So it goes like this
IMPERIAL METRIC BRITISH
Is this scripted? It's hard to tell the difference but since they script almost everything this probably is too 😂
@@beatnik6806nah it’s not scripted in that sense, it’s more loosely scripted improvisation - so like obviously various things are set up so a certain situation will play out, but there’s no learning lines or anything (although you can definitely tell the moments where they’ve been told “ok so now you’re gonna say X to introduce this” because it’s painfully obvious)
Polish Mike is ready to break bad
EXACTLY WHAT I THOUGHT XD
It looks just like him!
In my mind he just moved and became a security officer who is fluent in polish. And now the Top Gear guys blew his cover!
Jeremuh, Jeremuh, you need to pay for James Pinkmay's damage Jeremuh
🤡
James took the name Captain Slow to a whole new level this episode
He hates the name but always picks the slowest cars
James earned his place in this race 🤣 ruclips.net/video/9p7oViNc_TU/видео.html
Okay, but how can he NOT SEE such a thing? Was his mind already in Blend? I was taught, on a bike, in a car, you must be AWARE. May was not! Scary.
He took his name and gave it to the one wiper 😂
Captain idiot always
He has one of the smallest car ever and he hits a barrier in a gap wide enough to let a truck go by, pure May
Surely it was intentionaly he hit it head height right in front of his face
@@ulvschmidt7174No it probably wasn't intentional, James just has moments like this naturally.
@@spinyslasher6586it 100% was intentional lol
@@Furko08 you never know with James May.
@@spinyslasher6586you're so clueless of how these shows are produced
"angry in polish" 😂😂😂
The whole Grand Tour team are hilarious😂😂😂
kurwa 😁
He said "Dawaj, dawaj bo będzie Polizei" which translates to Come on, come cuz there will be Polizei last word being in zie German.
no way kid@@TermlessHGW
@@PMGWYes way
The Polish: Discussing the severity of the damage.
James: "Look at me fuuny wind screen wiper"
Honestly. It’s hilarious 😂
James literally explained that the Crosley was 4ft wide to fit through a shops door and then manages to do this 20ft into the journey lol.
Was looking for this comment
@@marthflores3515 I was almost annoyed that neither Clarkson nor Hammond brought that up as a joke after that.
That this Polski Security Man tried to speak GERMAN with them is Hilarius 😂
"Dwaj, bo bedzie POLIZEI!" 😂
Like every non Polish speaker has to be German 😂
no. this old man just dont know any foreign language and only one word he knows is polizei
Fun fact: a lot of border traffic between Germany and Poland is created by Germans driving to Polish shops to buy groceries.
So, yeah - this guard probably assumed pesky foreigners demolishing his post are Germans, not Brits.
Prigozhin working as border guard now.. that'll throw Putin for a loop.
It's him!!! 😂😂😂
that's not a border....
Beat me to it lol
@@interpl6089we know captain obvious. Thank you for your help =)
@@ConfectioneryCorner why would anyone say that's a border? It ruins the joke
James May is becoming Richard Hammond in his old age If he ever starts yelling _POWER!!,_ I think someone should call a doctor
Or maybe an exorcist
@@randomfactsthatdontmatter3466i was just coming to say the same thing😂
I’m gonna miss these guys. Good thing we all got years of episodes to look back on.
With all that electrical car I think is lucky to don't doit now the show
And no way to watch them without ads in the US. I would pay good money for old top gear. Even then, it's doubtful we would ever get the original music that was cut out. Such a shame. Again, if anyone is paying attention here, *I would pay good money*
@@alechall7082 pirate them. Search movieuniverse or movie7
@alechall7082 wire me one million British pounds and I'll send them all on poorly ripped second hand DVDs. I can't promise the video won't be terrible but the audio is all there. Be like listening to the radio.
Can’t believe James broke Prigozin’s barrier
To Gdańsk ❗ Polska ❗❗❗ prigozin nie ma wstępu do takich miast ?
@@kaziqwroTo był żart….
Lol now I can't unsee this 😂
A role reversal has happened since a Scandi Flick with Hammond and May.
I never realised you can actually see the police chatting to the angry man in the background 😂😂😂😂😂
"I've broken Prigozins barrier. Jeez I'm going to the gulag"
Does that mean he’s not coming on, then?
Think he'll be alright now :D
Hammond is laughing his ass off because it's finally not him crashing for once
The windshield wiper flying while all the people are standing in the back inspecting the damage to the gate is amazing.
"Po szlabanie, a ja to urwałem"🤣🤣🤣 tak wyobrażałem sobię Polskiego portowca "Dawaj Dawaj, bo będzie policaj" XD
The "James weve only done Twenty Feet! " killed me 😂💀
Love how you can clearly tell the form of Mr Willman in the background talking with the police.
How the fuck did he hit that? He literally had a car’s width on his right…
"Po szlabanie (...) Dawaj, bo będzie polizei"
Jezyk angielski to dalej obca rzecz jak widać xD
@@paladynwiecznegostazuzkraj75 Czego ty wymagasz od zwykłego ciecia, któremu się wydaje, że jest wyżej niż kierownik burdelu, którego pilnuje?
To się tyczy wszystkich cieciów, nie tylko tego.
@@schabowyBar zdecydowanie za dużo xD
@@schabowyBarwykonuje swój zawód. Nazywanie pracującej osoby cieciem jest trochę żałosne z twojej strony
@@xSpartaninChłop kurwa pracuje jako ochroniarz na granicy i nie zna podstaw angielskiego No rzeczywiście zajebiście wykonuje swoją prace, No chyba że jest zwykłym cieciem który zaczął gwiazdorzyć jak wspomniał kolega wyżej to bym jeszcze zrozumiał
Jeremy now beginning to look
like a real grandpa
"Dawaj bo będzie polizai" XDDDD
I love hoe they thought the man was calling the police, when in reality he was telling them to dip out before the police gets here
Tylko żeby polizai uważała na instrybutory
"Angry in polish" lmfao, Love it.
He said "Police" in German, as a half-joke, as well.
Clarkson sounds like that old white guy in the neighborhood that is way too chill for his generation “naturally we thought it best to scarper before the Five-O arrived”
So that's where the Wagner leader really works 😂
No, because you Nazisupporters killed him
that is the calmest a polak could have been in that situation
S5 EP1 James crashes
S5 EP2 James crashes again except not as bad
JAMES’S WINDSCREEN WIPERS😂
It's amazing how much they caused trouble along the years of TG and TGT and still their show doesn't suffer anything LMAO
It's because it's entertaining and even professionals cock up like the rest of us
@@AaronCable-tf9tt I know it is (I laugh hard when it happens), it just surprises me since I was a kid watching Top Gear that they make trouble (like the Albanian episode where they robbed a bank, or even more mundane things, like destroying the Troblerone tower in a airport) and their show keep going strong. I dunno if its combined or not, but that it is suprising it is!
@poldao5464 yeah I realised what bits you meant after I sent that but the edit button wouldn't come up to edit the comment just report, can't beat top gear for good car programs the new ones good but nothing beats these three
@@AaronCable-tf9tt Especially after this Eurocrash, I remembered why I love those three so much, they can make you laugh even with the most mundane situations!😂
You realise a lot of it IS SCRIPTED right? The guy who lent them the tesla when tesla was still a small company saw a script saying IT BREAKS DOWN. They deliberately MADE IT break down
Hammond is just glad it’s not him for once 😂
Bro angered mike💀
These three guys such great friends ❤
That car's windscreen wiper is wagging like a happy dogs tail and it hilarious
These 3 will never be matched! TV gold
"....before the 5-0 arrived" LOL. I love it how slang goes back and forth across the pond between our countries.
First he breaks Stalin's house, now he breaks a Polish barrier.
How the heck did he manage to crash into an unmoving object like that. James please
For content
Intentionally, that's how
British reputation abroad in a nutshell😂
When this happened I knew Richard passed his curse to James 😂😂😂
Captain sense of direction is a legend.
The journey of 1400 miles begins with a single insurance claim.
The fucking wipers sent me lmao
Ok, I thought Hammy will say, " Wait, that is my department"!
Hammond's reputation for crashing is still intact 💥 ruclips.net/video/p2-ZZeV1__o/видео.html
Forget this, the best thing was when Jeremy got into a car and couldn't get out because he is so obese with Hammond mocking him with no mercy. That was the best moment in this special for me.
Richard with the disbelief LMAO
They will never be replaced and forgotten, classic 🇹🇭🇬🇧🙏❤️😊
Best trio ever
The cop was actually threatning about calling the cops😅😂
I don't know if there is going to be another car enthusiast trio in our lifetime that will be as fun than these three
"he's called the 'policje'" 😂😂
He said "come come or you want to have polizei(in deutch) here" xD
Hammond: YES it wasn't me
"Gdensk" No nieźle Jeremy🤣🤣🤣
Angry in polish 😂
"Ow its hot" lol
I like how you can see James in the background hit the barrier and then get out on that side 😭 I think hes got some Depth Perception issues 😂
* Angry in Polish * 😂😂
Best windscreen wiper ever! 😂
He was not angry at all
Hammond and May really have switched Roles.
Never have I ever laughed so hard at a windscreen wiper in my life 😂😂
"We've only done 20 feet!" 🤣🤣🤣
James May broke Polish Prigozhin’s barrier
That is Mike Ehrmantraut from Breaking Bad😂
James: “I’ve had a crash..”
Clarkson: “James we’ve only done.. 20ft.”
The Polish lads in the back were actually laughing 😂
This GT took me by surprise! Didnt get much warning for this one coming out!
Haha he says something like 'davai bo będzie politzei' which is a mix of Russian German and Polish
Andrzej the security guard
So James is taking Hammond's position now
“Dawaj dawaj bo będzie Polizei” 🤣
Poland is my most favorite country that I have been to. I hope that you replaced that great man's barrier.
This was an omen for the things to come...
This is the real Top Gear
Periguzhin is that you?????😮😮😮😮
" SHOUIGUUUUUUUU WHERES MY AMMUNATION???" 😂
*angry in Polish* lmaooo
He may be Captain slow, but he sure was fast to crash in this special
The window wipers killed me off 🤣🤣🤣🤣
This had me in stitches laughing when I saw it.
If you look closely when James is turning on the wipets, you can already see the policeman in the back telling the angry border man that these stupid brits are just fooling around and have plenty of money to pay for any damages 😂
“James May pisses off the Wagner commander in Poland”
I've had a crash
James we've only gone twenty feet 😂😂😂😂😂
I love hammonds reaction hahah
Bro in the background wasn't trying to hear no bs he just wants justice for the gate
Ah yes.... the ONLY reason I pay for Amazon prime.
Geez. It’s been so long since I’ve watched these guys that James May has become Richard Hammond 😂
I can’t get enough of these 3😂😂😂😂.
If that's the case, we have more of them for you 👉 ruclips.net/video/Jkf24uSzRb8/видео.html
The five o arrived 😂 yes man
That little bitty ass car and all that room😂😂
You can actually see the Police in the background at the end😂
Still one of the greatest starts to one of their road trips
Lmao calmly "He's called the polizei"
Even Hammond is amazed
Such a May-ism lol
By far best episode yet
And that, my friends, is why nobody will insure any vehicle driven by Mr James May.
I can't wait the new episode. Greatings from Hungary.