My cousin in Trinidad won't get the slushy vaccine cuz his friend got it & became impotent. His testicles became swollen. His friend was weeks away from getting married, now the girl called off the wedding. So just pray on it & make sure you're comfortable with ur decision, not bullied
@@_vanii overcooked was the first couch co-op and it came out after this vid 🥱🥱 typing this while they out here coordinating jumps over mouse & key board is crazy 😭
Because there is a middle slushy who owns the blue collar and white collar slushy corporations and could end their careers in just a second of them threatening his dominance.
i feel like i'm 7 years old watching youtube on the living room computer with the volume at 2 constantly looking over my shoulder and hiding the computer screen so my parents wont see me watching happy wheels gameplay
34:05 I just wanna know what the game plan was for this whole level? What was the end goal? When the one move didn't work, why did they retry it 50 times the exact same way?
this video feels like going on the internet with your cousins looking at things your not supposed to then someone falls over and hurts themselves and ruins the fun
boi put that tongue away boi
He’s the tongue guy
i just slushed everywhere
NOOOOOO 😭😭😭😭🫵🫵🫵
darn it 😿
CLEAN UP ON AISLE MY PANTS😂😂
my mouth is open!!!
heard that one before
Jump, eject, grab
Jump, eject, grab
Jump, eject, grab
Jump, eject, grab
Jump, eject, grab
the mantra of life
jelq
i’m here because i’m infected, NOT by choice.
big fan 🫰
oh my god ellen degenerate watches Slushy Noobz??
My cousin in Trinidad won't get the slushy vaccine cuz his friend got it & became impotent. His testicles became swollen. His friend was weeks away from getting married, now the girl called off the wedding. So just pray on it & make sure you're comfortable with ur decision, not bullied
slushy noobz alex g fan 🙈🙉🙊
@@isabelleclark4280 best breed of ppl
are you nicki minaj
TRINIDAD MENTIONED WOOHOOO 🇹🇹🇹🇹🇹🇹🇹🇹🇹🇹🇹🇹🇹🇹🇹🇹🇹🇹🇹🇹🇹🇹🇹🇹🇹🇹
LMFAO
0:30 is already insane😭😭😭
cause what the fuck was that 😭
had me fearing for my life
and hamzah wanted to act shock like he didn’t do it
LAMOAOSOSO
I literally just clicked on it without watching the beginning 😭😭
these mfs just freestyle over any sound ever
😂😂😂
*laughs in Dashie*
1c34
Xaviersobased Enjoyer Located
The commitment to never touching a co-op game is insane
fortnite, roblox, minecraft, super mario, mario party, overcooked
@@_vanii overcooked was the first couch co-op and it came out after this vid 🥱🥱 typing this while they out here coordinating jumps over mouse & key board is crazy 😭
@@caytamine those r still co op games
@@caytamineshut up please. you’re just talking to talk. mate.
Wait I’m so confused they literally play so many co-op games?
why do they cheer every time they CRUSH SOMEONE 😭
They’re so crazy! 😂😂❤
love the pfp😋
it’s cause they have a virus
cause their chaotic!! 😂🔥
phil lester jumpscare!!
martin is concerning me with how badly he wants to crush the innocent bystanders…
Marcus
1:13 why does Martin look genuinely concerned about Jay-Z LMAO
hamzah is looking extra good
goon fest in the comments as usual
They both are
He always does 😭😭😭😭
@@bluearmsandfeet MARTIN IS TAKEN
@@mw7845 frrrr
40:05 why does martin have a severe case of little lad-itis 😭😭
LMFAOO
ENOUUUUGHH
i’m actually sobbing why did he do that
IM DEAD
he was looking around like a sim 😭
40:07 why is martin looking around like a meerkat
ENOUGH 😭
My period symptoms just went away
omg our flow is synced …
@@lilacfieldsSAME OMG
SAMEEE
IN SYNCCC
OMG MINE TOO
40:06 This is the type of movements sims do during customization
LMAO
7:56 omg Martin and Hamzah please play facade the slushies need this
YESSSSS
YES PLS
yessss
THEY MUST
OMG
Hamzah calling Melanie Martinez lady gaga 😟 12:28
Thank you I was waiting for somebody to say something
Its basically the same
they’re the same lol
my 2014 pewdiepie happy wheels phase and 2024 slushy noobz phase are colliding into one mega slushtastic organism
Orgasmism*
slushtastic
35:28 martin's cry of pain really got me in my feels 😪
I love how they do old RUclips shit like cry of fear the draw my life now happy wheels 😭 so nostalgic
yeah they need to do the boyfriend tag or the 7 second challenge
they could do the jelly bean challenge!!
nah fr its so nice, it reminds me of watching youtube back in like the 2010s
Chubby bunny challenge next pretty please!
11:51 they held hands for way too long😭😭
do NOT tell mandy
They tend to do that😭
martin’s face at 19:12 IM CRYING
LMFOOAOS
He does it for even longer at 6:10 😭😭
@@MemeMolesterIM GONNEEEE WHY DID HE DO IT FOR SO LONG HELP
😭😭😭
@@MemeMolesterIM CRYING
you can tell martin and hamzah just be talkin. no critical thinking. no filter. no second guessing. they genuinely say whatever pops into their mind…
WE ARE SO BACK INTO 2014
YESSS 2024 IS THE NEW 2014 DONT PLAYYY
manifesting slushyvlogmas
Jungwon!
@@evelynnahsahahaahaha Fashion Famous!
23:23 “laugh all you want this shit aint funny” goes HARD
WAS LOOKING FOR THIS COMMENT holy ffffff so hard bru
40:07 martin lookin like a scared, yet forgivable, animal.
0:30 hamzah being shocked by his own actions 😭
12:21 😭I didn’t know Melanie Martinez was in this game
erm that’s lady gaga ;-;
lady gaga is crazy
I feel slushynoobz uploads before they even happen, we’re interlinked
literally sensed their last two posts
@@qswrgxbnol what is that profile picture.
Why doesn’t the big slush eat the little slushy
Because there is a middle slushy who owns the blue collar and white collar slushy corporations and could end their careers in just a second of them threatening his dominance.
@@sara-o3o1x ohhh Mandy ❤️
@@sara-o3o1x ohhh Mandy❤️
Why doesn’t the big Trisha pastas eat the little Trisha patas
whats going on in here
0:58 “WHAT” had me dying
hamzah definitely snapped his spinal cord at the end 40:59
Omg Phil lester🤤
if u leave one more comment im gonna slush
thats why its called death drop😢
sorry but hamza at 27:16 looks so good omg
@@Letsseehowanimeicanget i fully expect it
thank you for this timestamp 🙏🏼😔
I THOUGHT THAT TOO
this is giving me the 2012 pewdiepie nostalgia i didnt know i needed
11:55 the way they froze for so long im crying
Millennial pause
They just wanted to hold hands for longer 🤦♂️🤦♂️
24:00 my ears got blessed, thanks hamzah
6:03 hamzah once again inflicting psychological harm onto martin
6:14 victim starts showing symptoms
The scariest part of this game is NOT the g0re, but hamzah’s tongue jumpscare and Micheal Jackson pulling out a shotgun at 28:33
0:57 LMAOOOOO the way martin’s actually concerned😭
Can’t wait to see you guys in this years rewind!
Another amazing video from Squishy Boobs! Thanks, Mark and Hamilton!
Hamilton is my father's name
So close!
martins face at 6:15 💀💀💀
and then his ok 😂
they are so freaking giggly today
oh he was munching on that slushy box
😭😭😭😭
i feel like i'm 7 years old watching youtube on the living room computer with the volume at 2 constantly looking over my shoulder and hiding the computer screen so my parents wont see me watching happy wheels gameplay
no cus i got grounded for getting caught watching pewdiepie happy wheels gameplay when i was 8🥴
LMAO no feelings of guilt anymore tho
22:55 they got that tobuscus flow
nah literallyyyyy you get it
this game ran youtube in 2014 holy shit i forgot about it
23:12 the freestyle was so hard
Not even a minute in and I’m bursting out laughing 😂 0:30
23:18 lucy gray baird type beat 😭
28:03 "try to pick Michael Jackson as a character" Hamzah hovers over dude on lawn mower and almost bursts out laughing lol
there should be a level where hamzah and Martin play sims and Mandy has to watch through a window
this one!!
0:57 theyre infecting our children
thank you for the nostalgia slushies. i really needed this… 😢
the monster at 19:11 was actually terrifying
horrifying start to the video
0:30 good grief y'all not even a minute in LOLLLL
12:24 the way hamzah called melanie martinez lady gaga 😭😭
I love hamzah being genuinely shocked while Martin sits there mewing
15:40 martins side eye,,
Hamzah was putting the zah in hamzah in this episode
96% sure he was high. Hell yeah brother
When Hamzah yells Martin’s name with a hard ‘t’, you know he means business
Martin at 40:05 did something to my brain chemistry
THE VOCALS COMING THROUGH!?
this is like danandphilgames but instead of british and gay it’s canadian and queerbaiting
putting in a formal request for the slushynoobz to play mortuary assistant it is a very chill and easy game you guys will enjoy!
34:05 I just wanna know what the game plan was for this whole level? What was the end goal? When the one move didn't work, why did they retry it 50 times the exact same way?
#1 wilburt defended is crazy lmfao😭
omg gowon ^__^
1:09 martin knew before all of us
this video feels like going on the internet with your cousins looking at things your not supposed to then someone falls over and hurts themselves and ruins the fun
THAT WAS MELANIE MARTINEZ
bye i thought it was sia
the joy in martins eyes when crushing people is honestly not surprising
Pls i wanna see what happened at 13:39
It’s two bunnies doing doggy style but their faces are warped bc they’re “tripping”
@@kaitlinlopez6128do u know what the kanye one was?
@@veraa3 N word
@@veraa3I was prolly the n word
6:17 MARTINS FACE IM CRYING
6:17 MARTINS FACE BYEEEE
what the hell is wrong with him 😭😭😭
0:32 Hamzah looking at Martin like HE told him to do it...
I absolutely love your guys energy it's rly giving throw back vibes
the wilbur soot mention is crazy 😭😭
Hey still wanna collab?
omg collab of the century???
we need this 🙌🙌
RIP symptom you would've loved skibidi toilet 😢
theres something different about this video they have a glow to them! do you think they finally explored eachothers bodies?
LMFAO
hamzahs lowkey cracked at this game..
7:57 okay now i definitely need to see a façade video 🙏🏽🙏🏽
11:00 HAMZAHHHH YOU DID NOTTTTT the way he accuses Martin of defending Wilbur sent me
Oh hell nah 💀what are they doing at 0:30 boys the vid just started please
slushy noobz are my best friends but they don’t know it
real
Y’all r such nice ladies !
2 videos in a week??!! We are getting slushed
slushy this, slushy that. How about slush me out
you don't understand how hard i laughed at 17:40 martin saying i know:(
HELP 28:49 the way martin said hey bros and face book 😭😭😭
they should do actual drag
it’s 2025 can i play it now?
Any mention of Batuu from these two stresses me out 😭
beyoncé needs to see this
27:16 new hamzah edit alert
he was probably doin dat shit on purpose too
boy think he T time
yall NEED to play a roblox horror game.
13:26 okay what was it tho? …. like i wanna know
ok so i searched the level up on yt it’s two bunnies making kids..😭
hamzah is not slick 28:05 😭😭😭😭😭😭
HEELPPPP