Kani was rly cool. I love that you can tell when kids were raised right. Justice for LieutenantJimDangle tho bc y'all let so many of his jokes slide 😫 45:12 Martin looks like the globglogabgalab This video actually had me laughing out loud. Another banger from Slushy Noobz
Cannot believe hamzah finally took off his makeup he uses all throughout the videos as a sneak peek in the intro. Grateful he’s coming out of his shell. Beyond proud of these boys. ❤
Hamzah the new intro segments bring warmth to my heart. It bringing me joy that men can now go into the world looking how we do behind closed doors and still be successful. Thank you Hamzah for showing what natural men look like.
i kjeep coming back to this video its the only thing that fills the void in my heart i wish i could erasemy memory before iwatch it again just like how hamzah wishes he could see jimin for the first time again
it’s been 10 minutes since i finished the video and i’m already replaying my favorite moments… imma come back in a few months when my caveman brain forgets it enough to rewatch 🙏🏻🙏🏻
the range of this cast… is immaculate
They are like family 😢
Kanii is so real. She swung on Leo without saying a word
Rightt
three queens coming together to maximize their joint slay
we all need a Kanii in our lifes
that 3 year old saying stfu actually made me laugh the hardest ive laughed quite literally all year
3 😭
32:41
i’m still laughing 😂😂😂
makes me kind of uncomfortable how teenagers these days don’t know that they’re disrespecting a future US army soldier
you’re so beautiful omg
U are stunning⁉️
@@xqq1sz thank u🥹
@@coolpumpkins453 thank u 🥹🫶🏼
omg the replies were right u r GORGEOUS
15:36 the cut to kanii carrying martin has me crying
So underrated 😂.
HIS LITTLE FEET
IM REWATCHING AND ITS SO BADDD dd
@@morriganrose7303bro ima actually crying tear
hello fellas it’s lieutenant jim dangle it was a pleasure to party and do percs with yall
you deserved more screen time……
you were the funniest fr
We loved you Lt. dangle, thank you for protecting and serving the Reno community❤
@@carmelaisbae8226🫡🫡🫡
fav lieutenant ever
kanii carried this whole vid. All ad money should go to her so she can get that birkin and get her mans treyvon. 🙌🏼
Trueeee
Lmao I loved her!!
her and LieutenantJimDangle
guys does anyone feel like martin secretly wanted trayvon…????..
No he said he didn’t mean it in a weird way obviously 🙄 you’re talking about a future army man
Omg yes 😭
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The way Hamzah is actually trying so hard to get his homegirl a man plsss I love that
love that hamzah is finally showing his face without photoshop❤️
🤔🤔🤔🤔sounds familiar!!!!
I agree
Confidence Is Key.
@@avabackupaccountoh my god ur everywhere
im so happy he can be so raw and vulnerable for the slushies🥺
I love how Martin is constantly talking about his dads gun collection and shooting, so wholesome ❤
And Hamzah has a glock on his hip. Match made in heaven ❤
Two real, MANLY, men finally🥰
barbatos pfp ate
@@fizzyxwliterally was abt to type this out
Kani is a real one for fighting Leo after y'all helped her get with her crush
this video is quite literally the story line of 21 jump street
I LOVE THIS COMMENT
I JUST THOUGHT OF IT HELP UR SO RIGHT
I THOGUHT THE SAME THING OMG
🤣🤣🤣
LMAO
hamzah trying to make a girl hit his vape by saying pspsps
my fav part
would work on me
17:10 💖
kanii the goat of this video for trying to keep these two haggardy old men youthful and in the know
I'm seeing your comment at 666 likes and don't want to break it lmfao.
The sudden flash of “i like men” sign took me tf out😭
the dont come to school tmrw text actually made me laugh out loud! 😭
THE I LIKE MEN SIGN HAD ME CRYYUBG
they're just like me fr
"im in the army, you know who jimin is?" PLSSS IM DEAD
I screamed!!
😭😭
"you survived past thanksgiving" sent meeee💀
Idk who that guy in the beginning is but please stop incorporating him into the videos. He makes me uncomfortable.
that's their son
KANII WAS ICONICCCC
she was a real one
Kani was rly cool. I love that you can tell when kids were raised right. Justice for LieutenantJimDangle tho bc y'all let so many of his jokes slide 😫
45:12 Martin looks like the globglogabgalab
This video actually had me laughing out loud. Another banger from Slushy Noobz
That « I like men » from lieutenant ended me
The little opp freaking tf out was amazing
“Cause Kani you’re one of my best friends” took me out!
i can tell this is healing hamzahs inner child i love it
Ngl this one was actually so funny😭
That sounds so condescending for some reason,all the videos are good just this one in particular just stood out LMAO
Bro we need more of these videos
@@carloswick1it was the kids humor that added on to it😭😭
Congrats on opening a P.O. box! 🎉 I’ll be sending my feces! 😊
Throw in a live squid for an extra special surprise!
🤤
LMFAO
Dirty one here
crying at martin telling the kid about drugs😭😭
send them poison burger so they have to eat it
💀💀😭😭
DAMMIT
Chamoy poison
kanii a real one for jumping leo
it’s funny bc jimin actually is joining the army tomorrow
Fr tomorrow 😭
aww hes in his own fandom ❤ self love!
i unironically cackled at the thanksgiving joke 😭
same i actually laughed out liud
IT WAS FUNNY
31:06😭
wait i didn't understand what he said :(
@@crazylove7787they said howd you survive past thanksgiving to the turkey
You know it’s a slushy noobz banger when they play Roblox
you know it’s a slushy noobz banger when Perkalichious comments 😼
or when it’s a slushy mukbang 😂😂😂❤
you know its a banger when it bangs you!
what else is perky?
@@lunamendez258 yo mama! 🤣🤣🤣🤣❤️❤️
so proud that over time the gayness just came inside martin ❤❤
That’s not the only thing that came inside him
@@whatdoiputhere9564 my jaw is on the floor
He consumed it
@@whatdoiputhere9564😮
I cant believe Hamzah built a time machine, and went back in time to 2012 to snatch the clothes off a random high schooler for this video! ❤️
the character growth Leo had throughout the video is impactful, revolutionary, and show stopping.
45 minutes of these fellas throwing the best rager on roblox.....? oh yeah im slushing!
Thank GOD for Martin’s JROTC training 🙏 He really saved the day!
"you're not for the army your from the ARMY" is killing me that was so clever at 11:30
Kani and Lt. dangle carried this whole video 🙏🏻
we need a collab with the sinjin sisters
YESSS
I’d literally pay to see this
absolutely
beefing with a little child im crying
Hitting blinkers in ROBLOX is wild
31:05 made me laugh so hard idk why kanii was so funny
lieutenantjimdangle new fav slushynoobz side character
32:47 IS KILLING ME BYEE
33:10 bro who let this 5 yr old have voice chat im crying
0:13 Alr stop begging I’ll send a lil sum
A true high school story, I had to come back to watch, the suspense and drama, truly nothing else like it 😢
Degrassi could never
The fact that jimin deadass enlisted into the Korean military today 😭
40:00 😭😭😭😭 this whole video with the lil kids
i love the genre of child that plays hs roblox games and their dynamic interacting w each other
Can I legally send a 5 ft 7 adult woman to the P.O. box? Asking for a friend
Yupp!!
they don’t want yo ass
Hamzah being the bad boy of the school hittin blinkers in the bathroom 😈while Martin is the goodboy!😂😂😂❤️❤️
The earthquake happening immediately after the fieldtrip announcement LMFAOOOO
Cannot believe hamzah finally took off his makeup he uses all throughout the videos as a sneak peek in the intro. Grateful he’s coming out of his shell. Beyond proud of these boys. ❤
the christmas music playing while they’re beating up the little kid is so cinematic ♥️
martin getting cooked for 45 minutes
I never in my life ever thought that I would see Martin and Hamzah beat up an 8 year old on the polar express while Christmas music plays. 🎄❤
Anyone know if Martin is a JROTC? It was pretty unclear in this video 😅
I dont think so you might be reading to deep into it
I was so confused bc he was totally radiating JROTC vibes but like he didn’t talk abt it that much…
Awww so proud of Hamzah being able to express himself with clothing ❤️❤️
cadetconner being the most accurate martin character physically and mentally
Hamzah the new intro segments bring warmth to my heart. It bringing me joy that men can now go into the world looking how we do behind closed doors and still be successful. Thank you Hamzah for showing what natural men look like.
i kjeep coming back to this video its the only thing that fills the void in my heart i wish i could erasemy memory before iwatch it again just like how hamzah wishes he could see jimin for the first time again
13:51 hold up yo that lesbian was getting groomed 😭
the roleplaying is so real
Lieutenant jim dangle is da goat
Love to see my favorite youtubers arguing with 5 year olds it really get me in the christmas spirit! Happy holidays slushies🥰
announcing a party in the middle of an earthquake is crazy😭😭😭
not him pulling out the ok “you’re actually disrespecting a future army soldier so.” 😭😂 nostalgic
the I like men sign got me dying
Hell nawww i ain’t sending u guys anything!😭☠️
okayyy the merch is so comfy i'm wearing it rn and i haven't taken it off in 3 days. it smells
Aww🥰😆😊
hamzah saying greta gagwig killed me
it’s been 10 minutes since i finished the video and i’m already replaying my favorite moments… imma come back in a few months when my caveman brain forgets it enough to rewatch 🙏🏻🙏🏻
also i KNOW they would dominate total drama island or outlaster ‼️
High school students beat up a peer into a pulp, apologise and invite him to party. Leo must’ve had an actual headache from you guys
25:39 THE FREEZE FRAMEEEEE look at his hands he definitely means it in a weird way
17:36 Martin smiling at hamzahs joke😭😭😭😭
i love how at the end they finally realized how much they loved each otger ❤
Stoooop the girl that was helping them😭😭😭
watching this instead of studying for my physics final ❤
I LOVE YOUR PFP
@@peppermay7259 thank uuuu :3
so proud of u slushy
@@mako9968 thanks big slusha
bruh martin was talking but his mouth was closed but his head was moving
I thought I was going crazy, my man know how to talk telepathically I guess
@@avik9661 the fact that he continues talking and there was no visual glitch…martin the martian…
timestamp?
@@jebbiejoober around 1:18
its right after 1:10 my bad yall🤯
love when they play w kids🤣🤣
The little kid going off on Martin 😭
I love how this video was a PSA on underaged drinking and on teen's misuse of drugs ❤
you guys really showed that 8 year old who's boss!! 😍💪🥰
this is so funny because jimin is actually serving in the military now
i miss my king
u guys unironically would be great at doing a minecraft roleplay series😭
So excited for the PO Box I haven’t decide what chemical to send
so Hamzah is playing Greg and Martin is Rowley right?
I’m too high for this
ENOUGH OF THIS 😭😭
Bro hit the blinker
LOL ME RN 😭😭
this is the most ive laughed on one of their videos oh my god 😭😭
that was seriously so cool! dopest party every!!!
never mind, that got a littlleee gay in the end, a little pronoun ish
Is no one going to talk about how slushylicious martin looks in this video
Yes
hes so fine
my favorite coming of age movie
thanks slushy noobs for the sunday post! 😂 just in time to boost my morale during finals season 😅 Brofist haha 👊🏼😹
This is my comfort video