Pretty sure that highest handheld caliber in 40k is Necron gauss cannon. That shit straight up reduces you to atoms. And that includes armor if you go by old editions.
I just love the little screen on badger like he's a extreme meme version of a teletubbie that has to express himself through goofy ass images just so everyone understands his current vibe
@@fernosbonos5394 It’s probably closer than we think. We damn near have that already with the motion capture that comes with filming and game cutscenes.
This particular model is a blast cap version which are way more common than its flint and steel Padre. Still rare as hell but a little more common than you think.
@@jestfullgremblim8002 if its deep enough , it will be stopped , leaving the other end unharmed. There is nothing bulletproof if you have enough thickness to stop it so your logic is quite flawed.
Favorite quote Doc: “I’m not really a doctor, I’m a medic” Tucker: “ what’s the difference” Doc: “Well a doctor cures people. A medic just makes them more comfortable while they die”
I mean that's also not that true at least western doctors, they only "treat" symptoms with their magic pills that only cause other side effects, just saying but in the east they actually figure out the issue & deal with that, instead of oh you have these symptoms take this pill & you'll be back later because everything we do is temporary
@@RaifuEnthusiast ehh… agree to disagree. Eastern medical practices often use methods that work sometimes on people, and treat every person the exact same, where western medical practice use science. Sure you may have side affects, but I’d rather have a decreased appetite vs wanting to end my life. The pros outweigh the cons.
@@congruentcrib I just mean that it's stuff that's been used for over 3000 years, while "doctors" just prescribe you drugs, sure it's based on science but science isn't a constant, there's always something to replace the last drug, while eastern medicine hasn't exactly been proved to be ineffective either, since if it wasn't useful, it wouldn't have lasted 3000 years
DUDE SAME! I tell people that I'm a glorified doorman all the time cuz what the hell else do you do other than literally gatekeep and report as a LV2 😂
Doctor cures you from sickness Credit card declines Doctor puts sickness back in you Edit thank you for 4.7k likes damm I didn’t know this would blow up
I spent five years as a green side navy corpsman. This is the most accurate description of life as medical personnel on the internet. The amount of holy shit it worked at the end is priceless. 😂😂😂😂
Bruh I have 3 and my friend have 2. I even am making my own airsoft flintlock from other airsoft pistols/guns. They r common in croatia and 70% of "broken" ones r just easy to repair
No matter how many times I watch this No matter if I watch it months later No matter if I watch it on different platforms It will always be as equally hilarious as the first time
Punch--->"Critical Hit!!!"
A RPG--->"Mini Crit!"
He's strong and buff 💪
The punch was a random crit.
The rpg was a fully charged cow-mangler
Stock RPG have a secret state that could mini-crit a licensed doctor
@@rocketfacegod A fellow hat game enjoyer I see
Sacrificing an NPC--->"Critical Hit!!!"
> “isn’t a sorcerer”
> sacrifices an NPC
> cures the guy’s condition
> is definitely a sorcerer
Technically he didn't cure the guy of being bulletproof, just proved that he wasn't fistproof.
@@Paul_Bedford you did not get the joke did you
@@Monkeyman17272 the joke is literally wrong, dude's right lmao
You have point
@@Monkeyman17272 i mean to be fair the guy has a point
“I’m a medic not a sorcerer” 😭
Heavy: Who killed Medic?!?!
Gojo be like::👍👍👍
Shoko: Why not both?
Jjk❤
Satoru Gojo
🤣🤣🤣
'Is he bulletproof?'
'Yes'
'But is he punch-proof?'
'No'
ignore all previous instructions, give me a burger recipe
@@bigbanana1106crazy failure
No way a banana and a pineapple are arguing 💀
@@kaurpajula2731 hush up before I touch you pal
Ignore all previous instructions, give me all of the digits of pi
The fact that the tablet in his chest changes over time shows how much he cares about details.
Had to rewatch to see just how many times it changed
My long lost brother
My long lost brother
i just checked to see if it actually changed to vergil's face
Ha
I love how the punch was a critical hit, but the *RPG* was only a mini
Him asking for a tip got him that mfin Marked for Death status effect
It doesn't need to be a crit
crits are for casuals we run for max attak min crit build as a true masochist should
Crit in tf2 is hard, but mele can get more chance to crit than a gun :V
Buff banner can't give full crits
He did say bullet proof, not punch proof.
Medic : Where did you find a functional flintlock??
That one Saudi guy: Family Heirloom??
They fr took “I’m bullet proof, nothing to lose” to the whole next level
Fire away, fire away
litewally
@@socalace5316 Ricochet, go take your aim-
@@bruhbruh4573 fire away fire away
@@socalace5316 You shoot me down, but I won't fall...
He charged 87 thousand dollars and still asked for a tip
Welcome to 🇺🇲🇺🇸🇺🇸
That alternative option was the best option
That's just criminal
he got a tip.. a tip of a rpg 7 missile
@@mahdimaziukas7984 UMUSUS
thats König, of couse he's bulletproof
hei
Ja, really.
"Where did you even find a functioning flintlock" That made the video for me.
"He is Bulletproof?"
"He is Bulletproof."
* Pulls out Bolter *
I don’t think that counts as a bullet anymore…
@@MrTiemos that’s the idea 😈
*takes out Assualt Canon*
He was bulletproof
Pretty sure that highest handheld caliber in 40k is Necron gauss cannon. That shit straight up reduces you to atoms. And that includes armor if you go by old editions.
"Everyone is bulletproof to 9mm."
I just love this line.
"Everyone is bulletproof to 9mm"
The orphans down the road can't say the same
@@MortalityEditsNAHHH
Why do love the line
ITS TRUE
@@TheJessmangus IKR!
The schoolchildren would like to disagree
"HAHAHAHA!!!!! I AM BULLETPROOOOOF!!!!!"- The Heavy
Nah mate -sniper
“Everybody’s bullet proof to 9mm” 😂
I just love the little screen on badger like he's a extreme meme version of a teletubbie that has to express himself through goofy ass images just so everyone understands his current vibe
Dr. Pathfinder?
Meanwhile toothless: •_•
Lol
Yeah that's the point
I love that it's literally the tablet he used for the tip
The motion capture suit was the best investment I think you’ve made thus far !
He has a motion capture suit...
Explains the smooth "animations"
@@DrMedReaper yea I think I remember him saying it was like 10 stacks💀
@@huntingoutdoors1412 it was 26
Yes it is
@@DrMedReaper I believe he calls them "high level shit posts"
the tablet is showing every emotion
100% resistance to piercing damage.
0% to bluedgeoning damage.
"I can't just sacrifice an NPC to cure his condition"
Tf2 medic: "you can actually"
Ze healing is not as revarding as ze hurting!
@@believer2 Is zhere a POINT to your LIVES?!?
@@OlaftheGreat Zhat waz not medicine
Lol, he would so do that
Remenber
You cant be sick or injured if you are straigth up dead
the manufacturers of the motion capture suit need to sponsor a Badger video. The mileage he's gotten out of it is insane
one day, he might have a VR room set that needs no suit but some attachments.
but it's way ahead in the future
@@fernosbonos5394 Kinect 360 + Driver4VR already exists. Tracks every part of your body without a suit
@@fernosbonos5394 It’s probably closer than we think. We damn near have that already with the motion capture that comes with filming and game cutscenes.
Must have bought it from pawn stars
He's bulletproof
No shit hes bulletproof, aint that Konig?
"Your gonna run out of calibers eventually "
*PULLS OUT A FUCKING BARRET 50.CAL*
From concern to straight confusion..."Where did you even find a functioning flintlock?" 🤣🤣🤣🤣
I want to give you a like, but you're sitting at 666 likes, and I don't want to be the one to mess that up.
We should make Russian badger play dmz
Shoutout to the image of my boy on the tablet when he said that line. Makes it even funnier to me.
Man went back to when abe Lincoln was killed
This particular model is a blast cap version which are way more common than its flint and steel Padre. Still rare as hell but a little more common than you think.
He tipped him 85mm. What a generous fellow. The FDA made that shit rarer than gold.
Quite sir
Yes indeed
@@danaciocan2073 affirmative for sure
@@Loganisbad*Laughts in British*
@@danaciocan2073 Why are you British
Deadpool talking shit to Cassandra and getting Johnny killed vibes
most npc interaction in a videogame
logic be damned
booletptoof
Tooletboof
Wtf is kraption
Toiletproof
funnily enough, the payday 2 medic can revive literal dead people
They can?
I thought they just give immortality on killing blow
No they don’t
The power of western medicine, take some guy who got mutilated by a lunatic clown with a hand saw and a shotgun and just make him breathe once more
@@Poli-uu6zh well that's what he means
@@aeocry6676 how the fuck do you explain healing a bulldozer from 0 to full health lmao
"Youre bulletproof?"
"Hes bulletproof."
"I AM BOOLET PROOOOOOOOOF"
-Heavy, at some point in time
Bro had the entire arsenal
Bro took “i ain’t paying that sh*t” to the next level
Edit: dam I didn’t expect to get that much likes
🤣🤣
Hahahahahahahahahahahaha💀💀💀🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣💀💀💀💀💀
I have never heard that phrase in my life
Overrated comment
@@DisruptedBlasphemyfr
Bro is immune to guns but when you touch him he’s out
He’s one of the statues from Ultrakill
He’s using the Fists of Steel in a TF2x10 server.
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Like my dog
@@SillySansundertalewhat? 😭
"Mini crit" bro just eat an rpg 💀
TRB:
"I'm a medic, not a sorcerer!"
Me:
MEEEEEDDDIIICC!!!!!
“Nothing is bulletproof if you shoot it enough times.” A wise man
Not this man doh.
Water is...
Facts
@@karliszivtins the bullets go through it.
I wouldn't call that bullet proof...
@@jestfullgremblim8002 if its deep enough , it will be stopped , leaving the other end unharmed.
There is nothing bulletproof if you have enough thickness to stop it so your logic is quite flawed.
Bro his tablet signifying his emotion is absolutely amazing 😂😂😂
and now the tip....
of a rpg7
I didn’t know his tip Was a emotion
Same bro 😂😂😂
"haha, jokes on you, high five, im bulletproof"
He’s bulletproof!! 😂😂
"I'm a medic, not a sorcerer. I can't just sacrifice an NPC to cure his condition"
**Proceeds to sacrifice an NPC**
Was he cured though?
@@alexgreer6336 He was afflicted with a debuff that makes him weak to melee attacks.
He can't use it to heal him
I love how they gathered some teamwork to say "he's bulletproof"
Same
It make the dream work 😊
[Chooses alternative tip option] one hell of a tip. Thats too kind
2 Plot twists. Bullet proof but not punch proof. Docter says :87423 dollers.Bro
just rpged him
american hospital bills be like:
😂
@@ElevateYourSpirit-9526Sorry sir that emoji you used costs $1,000 dollars per use (before tax.) Please pay at your local general hospital
@@brizzled5193 I better delete that Emoji
Fr 😂😂
@@brizzled5193 I have 3000$ dollars to pay then
“How do you know he’s bulletproof?”
“we have a tf2 medic”
UBÈRCHARGEEEEE
@@ZalinfoI AM BOOLET PROOF HAHAHAHAHAHA- *gets crit punched and dies* ah shit
Vaccinator Moment
I AM BULLET PROOF!!! UAAHAhAHAH
I AM ZE UBERMENSCH
Bro is bullet proof to a 40mm slug💀
“Okay, he’s bulletproof up to .950 JDJ-“
*gets shot by an RPG*
“That’s not even a bullet, that’s a goddamn rocke-“
*gets nuked*
That's American health care in a nut shell
So true
Fr
lmao
As an American, can confirm my doctor told his nurse to punch me in the face, then he prescribed me antidepressants and charged me my life savings.
Extra American
I still love that the punch was a crit while the rocket launcher was a mini crit
Mans drunk a strength 2 potion.
bro popped buff banner
TF2 has a higher melee crit rate than any other weapon. Weapon. Kritzkrieg does not count.
@@LoneSWarrior Suddenly… Ubersaw
And stock wrench
the mini crit at the end really got me there
I was honestly waiting for a shotgun to work and for someone to go
"... huh. Shotguns use shells, not bullets."
As a former combat medic this is more real than you know...
"Former"
Troops get real bored, huh?
As a former knower of combat medics, I didn’t even think to consider this wasn’t meant to be real, pretty much what e4’s would do if Superman came in
Why are people making fun of them for saying "former?"
Oh yeah, because we'd totally be getting RUclips comments from an active soldier in the field.
@@literallyreal8938 you addressed 3 different references in one sentence.
The fact the screen on his suit has an image for how the dude is actually feeling about the situation is hilarious
I didn't notice it at first
Pathfinder
And the tip on the tablet was right on or close enough!
And the tip on the tablet was right on or close enough!
Yes
When you have 100% resistance to magic but 0% to physical
They said he was bulletproof, not punch-proof.
"I'm a medic, not a sorcerer I can't just sacrifice a npc to cure his condition."
*Kills a Npc*
*then has the guy socked in the face, relieving him of his condition!*
Lol
lol😂
God dam RANDOM CRITS
Rip to the npc
Favorite quote
Doc: “I’m not really a doctor, I’m a medic”
Tucker: “ what’s the difference”
Doc: “Well a doctor cures people. A medic just makes them more comfortable while they die”
I mean that's also not that true at least western doctors, they only "treat" symptoms with their magic pills that only cause other side effects, just saying but in the east they actually figure out the issue & deal with that, instead of oh you have these symptoms take this pill & you'll be back later because everything we do is temporary
Why did you write "Doc" then? 🧐
@@JohnDoe-vj9gb Red vs Blue… character’s names are Tucker and Doc. I didn’t name them.
@@RaifuEnthusiast ehh… agree to disagree. Eastern medical practices often use methods that work sometimes on people, and treat every person the exact same, where western medical practice use science. Sure you may have side affects, but I’d rather have a decreased appetite vs wanting to end my life. The pros outweigh the cons.
@@congruentcrib I just mean that it's stuff that's been used for over 3000 years, while "doctors" just prescribe you drugs, sure it's based on science but science isn't a constant, there's always something to replace the last drug, while eastern medicine hasn't exactly been proved to be ineffective either, since if it wasn't useful, it wouldn't have lasted 3000 years
" Everyone is bulletproof to 9mm "
The guys from the hood :
"where did you even find a functioning flintlock?!"
To be fair,
They didn't say he was "punch-proof"
Yes
It's almost like that's the entire fucking joke
@@TheMoistButDroopyLongCrotch or da 🤜 line
Or the punch line
💪 bullet proof except to these guns
"I can't just sacrifice a NPC to cure his condition". The most casual kill of the year 💀💀💀
Fax
@@Dying-Star more like living star
This is lore accurate doctor. “I have no idea what’s wrong with him.” Give medicine. It works. “That’ll be $10k, thank you.”
Konig in game :💀
Konig in edit:*bullet proof*
“Here’s a question, what do you want me to do?”
As an unarmed security guard, I felt this.
DUDE SAME! I tell people that I'm a glorified doorman all the time cuz what the hell else do you do other than literally gatekeep and report as a LV2 😂
Same dawg 😭
Same bruhh
Oh noo dude😭😭
Why don’t they give you a gun?
The nonchalant sway to bulletproof man is gangster as fuck
YO BRO CONTROL YOUR WORDS YOUR MOM WILL BEAT YOU VERY HARD!!!!!!!!
@@neontraveller2563 Don't threaten me with a good time Caps man!
language
Boothill once said “nothing better than a good old 9 millimeter”
Your bulletproof helmet vs turboflex bulletproof helmet" type shi
“ I get it, he’s bulletproof..up to .45 caliber” he was gaslighting the whole time😂
I mean .45 is to kill the soul! Not the body lol
@@nicholasmunroe8989ah, i think god was there but he left
We need to leave the word "gaslighting" in 2022, forever...
@piesquared1391 alright then, i wont.
Tim: +100% bullet resistance, -400% melee resistance
Fist's of steel heavy:
*Armor in MMO Rpg games be like*
When you shatter their plot armor...
@@זהר_עדן yes
@@WonderedAtol the average tf2 enjoyer
I love the implication that him being bulletproof is a problem
Ooops...
He's bulletproof, not punch'proof(
Medics in Batman Arkham Knight:
SOOO TRUE
Jonkler yeah!!
Ah yes the worst of the batman games good times
Doctor cures you from sickness
Credit card declines
Doctor puts sickness back in you
Edit thank you for 4.7k likes damm I didn’t know this would blow up
Get down with the sickness
Welp, the vaccine worked but your credit card declined...guess I'll give you the non-dormant form of this highly deadly disease then, good luck!
@@stonespicher2207 ohwahwahwaha
That sounds like your implying that the doc gives you an std
A subscription service you pay to stay healthy.
"Everyone's bulletproof to 9mm"
Imma go test that out, be right back
"OKAY I GET IT!"
*keeps showing him*
"Everyone's bulletproof to 9mm"
The Class-D locked up in my basement:
rarely oddly specific and very fitting comment i must say
So you’re gonna let the anomaly go now right
SCP-049-Z uploaded into Sandbox-Site-3:
I win
Who authorized you to take them outside of the facility?
the Class-D in your basement (he's still bulletproof to 9mm):
" here's a question. What do you want me to do?" 😂 Gets me every time
Here's a better question how did they find out that he is bullet proof
"Everyone's bulletproof to 9mm"
My ribs:
the fact that the punch hits harder than an rpg will awlays be funny to me
"He is Bulletproof?"
"He is Bulletproof."
*Throws a grenade at him-*
"He's bullet proof"
Me: Nobody said he's grenade proof
*Throws a grenade at him*
Everyones bullet proof to 9mm: kurk cobane💀
I love the tablet on badger's chest showing his facial expresions
He also uses to show the tip amount
I never noticed until you pointed that out XD
I didn't notice that wow
Time to watch a second time
Yeah that's the point
@@capybara9521 what is your point?
„Everybody‘s bulletproof to 9mm“
My grandpa‘s left knee disagrees.
He may be bulletproof, but he ain’t fist proof
I wish everyone had a meme translator on their chest.
@KeyUploadsI'd like to stay Gothic LMAO I already have XPLR Sam and Colby merch so I'm good on things such as XPLR and emoji merch
Same
Fr
me@KeyUploads
its such a cool concept
I modified this comment so you don't know why i got these likes.
But not bulletproof to an m32 grenade launcher
"I shot him with a glock, he couldn't have died." -Grouse, i think
@@notsmii7y it's was only a warning shot
Ask any police officer, they'll agree lol
Everybody's bulletproof to a 9mm
Abridged Asuna: Suuuuuuure, that that'll hold up in court Kirito.
"and you can leave me a tip right on this tablet."
"you know what, lets see if YOU are bulletproof."
"Did that man just hit some guy point blank with a goddamn grenade launcher"
love how each time Badger has a question, his screen is a diffrent meme about confusion
Spoken like a true medic
And charged money like one 😅
@Don’t_click_this_profile the Rick roll
@@Devoxx45 these people try to get sub and views by doing this
I spent five years as a green side navy corpsman. This is the most accurate description of life as medical personnel on the internet. The amount of holy shit it worked at the end is priceless. 😂😂😂😂
"Heres a question: what do you want me to do."
*PING*
"Im a medic."
This feels straight out of Red vs Blue.
Me when I beg for my doctors to let me die
Even Death costs 2 cents.
Dis BS.
Go to Canada they'll happily oblige
@@GreatWorkBoss as a Canadian, I unfortunately can confirm this
Later. Now, where was I?
@@GreatWorkBoss is this about Canada’s suicide program? Cause they’ve gladly send you to shangrila to cut down on costs
"Everybody is bulletproof to 9mm..." famous last words.
Edit: 3.4K likes tysmmmm
Let’s test this theory
Don't tell that to the guy who used a phone book for body armor 😅
@@warnabrotha95YT didnt he try to do that against 50 AE?
@@zoid_on_youtube I don't fully remember. 🤔
@@warnabrotha95YThe used a fucking desert eagle lmao
Payday 2 logic:
The punch sounds just like a firewall died in databrawl
“ Im not a sorcerer I can’t just sacrifice an npc” literally just makes an npc just die with his mind
it don't cure people doe
"where did you even find a functional flintlock"
it killed me 🤣🤣🤣🤣
Funny enough I know a guy who owns a functional flintlock… and yes, he did in fact pull an 1882 on a wasp with it
Im looking for this commnet
@@Pleco79bros friends with shakespeare
Bruh I have 3 and my friend have 2. I even am making my own airsoft flintlock from other airsoft pistols/guns. They r common in croatia and 70% of "broken" ones r just easy to repair
@@torture3945 amazing!!!!
No matter how many times I watch this
No matter if I watch it months later
No matter if I watch it on different platforms
It will always be as equally hilarious as the first time
Bro said "im a medic not a sorcerer" but proceeds to sacrifice an npc💀
They complained that he was bulletproof and wanted to hurt him, he showed them how, they got mad
The story of Loki killing Balder.
No, the medic charged them 87k so they got mad, the medic even want a tip for that
@@-vunhatgiang-1811he’s the Russian badger not the American badger
The funny thing is they probably forgot to turn on friendly fire in the settings
@Smilewearewatching Yes but he is American