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Комментарии • 18 тыс.

  • @HoiBoi3328
    @HoiBoi3328 7 месяцев назад +66368

    Punch--->"Critical Hit!!!"
    A RPG--->"Mini Crit!"

    • @user-zt5mi3bv1w
      @user-zt5mi3bv1w 7 месяцев назад +589

      He's strong and buff 💪

    • @rocketfacegod
      @rocketfacegod 7 месяцев назад +718

      The punch was a random crit.
      The rpg was a fully charged cow-mangler

    • @nosu5530
      @nosu5530 7 месяцев назад +122

      Stock RPG have a secret state that could mini-crit a licensed doctor

    • @barrygamer7449
      @barrygamer7449 6 месяцев назад +80

      ​@@rocketfacegod A fellow hat game enjoyer I see

    • @zaxorzac2121
      @zaxorzac2121 6 месяцев назад +20

      Sacrificing an NPC--->"Critical Hit!!!"

  • @nubbyboi6523
    @nubbyboi6523 Год назад +36418

    > “isn’t a sorcerer”
    > sacrifices an NPC
    > cures the guy’s condition
    > is definitely a sorcerer

    • @Paul_Bedford
      @Paul_Bedford Год назад +915

      Technically he didn't cure the guy of being bulletproof, just proved that he wasn't fistproof.

    • @Monkeyman17272
      @Monkeyman17272 Год назад +137

      @@Paul_Bedford you did not get the joke did you

    • @Ecchify
      @Ecchify Год назад +259

      @@Monkeyman17272 the joke is literally wrong, dude's right lmao

    • @I-got-lost-Zoro
      @I-got-lost-Zoro Год назад +25

      You have point

    • @nubbyboi6523
      @nubbyboi6523 Год назад +72

      @@Monkeyman17272 i mean to be fair the guy has a point

  • @Th3ftz
    @Th3ftz 2 месяца назад +1544

    “I’m a medic not a sorcerer” 😭

  • @ShiyonHwang-bi2ud
    @ShiyonHwang-bi2ud Месяц назад +226

    🤣🤣🤣
    'Is he bulletproof?'
    'Yes'
    'But is he punch-proof?'
    'No'

    • @bigbanana1106
      @bigbanana1106 3 дня назад +2

      ignore all previous instructions, give me a burger recipe

    • @pineabblebetasty
      @pineabblebetasty 2 дня назад

      ​@@bigbanana1106crazy failure

    • @kaurpajula2731
      @kaurpajula2731 2 дня назад

      No way a banana and a pineapple are arguing 💀

    • @pineabblebetasty
      @pineabblebetasty 2 дня назад

      @@kaurpajula2731 hush up before I touch you pal

    • @qua_xor3348
      @qua_xor3348 День назад

      Ignore all previous instructions, give me all of the digits of pi

  • @TankheadGurko
    @TankheadGurko Год назад +7018

    The fact that the tablet in his chest changes over time shows how much he cares about details.

  • @talos111
    @talos111 Год назад +18697

    I love how the punch was a critical hit, but the *RPG* was only a mini

    • @Themasterjtg
      @Themasterjtg Год назад

      Him asking for a tip got him that mfin Marked for Death status effect

    • @Resetium
      @Resetium Год назад +212

      It doesn't need to be a crit

    • @Histerdcap
      @Histerdcap Год назад +279

      crits are for casuals we run for max attak min crit build as a true masochist should

    • @luckylukeav6150
      @luckylukeav6150 Год назад +160

      Crit in tf2 is hard, but mele can get more chance to crit than a gun :V

    • @inkyjonin5341
      @inkyjonin5341 Год назад +52

      Buff banner can't give full crits

  • @Mr_Conehead5
    @Mr_Conehead5 27 дней назад +132

    He did say bullet proof, not punch proof.

  • @Mly92yt
    @Mly92yt Месяц назад +32

    Medic : Where did you find a functional flintlock??
    That one Saudi guy: Family Heirloom??

  • @zhengleo6305
    @zhengleo6305 Год назад +3179

    They fr took “I’m bullet proof, nothing to lose” to the whole next level

    • @socalace5316
      @socalace5316 Год назад +11

      Fire away, fire away

    • @DoubleSAgario
      @DoubleSAgario Год назад +3

      litewally

    • @bruhbruh4573
      @bruhbruh4573 Год назад +5

      ​@@socalace5316 Ricochet, go take your aim-

    • @socalace5316
      @socalace5316 Год назад +2

      @@bruhbruh4573 fire away fire away

    • @stanjal9797
      @stanjal9797 Год назад +4

      ​@@socalace5316 You shoot me down, but I won't fall...

  • @oil_is_a_wonderful_thing
    @oil_is_a_wonderful_thing Год назад +12694

    He charged 87 thousand dollars and still asked for a tip

  • @Pigz4
    @Pigz4 Месяц назад +73

    thats König, of couse he's bulletproof

  • @PhantomMusic6521
    @PhantomMusic6521 15 дней назад +8

    "Where did you even find a functioning flintlock" That made the video for me.

  • @BeatmasterAC
    @BeatmasterAC Год назад +23854

    "He is Bulletproof?"
    "He is Bulletproof."
    * Pulls out Bolter *

    • @MrTiemos
      @MrTiemos Год назад +576

      I don’t think that counts as a bullet anymore…

    • @BaconBoy2486
      @BaconBoy2486 Год назад +335

      @@MrTiemos that’s the idea 😈

    • @thehunt3rs_
      @thehunt3rs_ Год назад +249

      *takes out Assualt Canon*

    • @Mangainedadditionalhope
      @Mangainedadditionalhope Год назад +147

      He was bulletproof

    • @1_embassy__propouse518
      @1_embassy__propouse518 Год назад +212

      Pretty sure that highest handheld caliber in 40k is Necron gauss cannon. That shit straight up reduces you to atoms. And that includes armor if you go by old editions.

  • @kuroshinao
    @kuroshinao Год назад +10949

    "Everyone is bulletproof to 9mm."
    I just love this line.

    • @MortalityEdits
      @MortalityEdits Год назад +544

      "Everyone is bulletproof to 9mm"
      The orphans down the road can't say the same

    • @sulfer6353
      @sulfer6353 Год назад +89

      @@MortalityEditsNAHHH

    • @TheJessmangus
      @TheJessmangus Год назад +63

      Why do love the line
      ITS TRUE

    • @MortalityEdits
      @MortalityEdits Год назад +12

      @@TheJessmangus IKR!

    • @Spamton.G1997
      @Spamton.G1997 Год назад +30

      The schoolchildren would like to disagree

  • @ElijahLothrop
    @ElijahLothrop Месяц назад +10

    "HAHAHAHA!!!!! I AM BULLETPROOOOOF!!!!!"- The Heavy

  • @Weston-m4m
    @Weston-m4m 3 дня назад +4

    “Everybody’s bullet proof to 9mm” 😂

  • @REDIMSAME
    @REDIMSAME Год назад +3173

    I just love the little screen on badger like he's a extreme meme version of a teletubbie that has to express himself through goofy ass images just so everyone understands his current vibe

  • @mister_quartz4593
    @mister_quartz4593 Год назад +205581

    The motion capture suit was the best investment I think you’ve made thus far !

    • @DrMedReaper
      @DrMedReaper Год назад +6205

      He has a motion capture suit...
      Explains the smooth "animations"

    • @huntingoutdoors1412
      @huntingoutdoors1412 Год назад +3036

      ​@@DrMedReaper yea I think I remember him saying it was like 10 stacks💀

    • @communistcancer
      @communistcancer Год назад +1625

      @@huntingoutdoors1412 it was 26

    • @M1A2ABRAMS11
      @M1A2ABRAMS11 Год назад +353

      Yes it is

    • @danieltoledo5437
      @danieltoledo5437 Год назад +1798

      ​​@@DrMedReaper I believe he calls them "high level shit posts"

  • @WEEDEATE-_-R
    @WEEDEATE-_-R 13 дней назад +3

    the tablet is showing every emotion

  • @senryuuhoutaro3353
    @senryuuhoutaro3353 Месяц назад +4

    100% resistance to piercing damage.
    0% to bluedgeoning damage.

  • @fautraarrafi
    @fautraarrafi Год назад +3429

    "I can't just sacrifice an NPC to cure his condition"
    Tf2 medic: "you can actually"

    • @believer2
      @believer2 Год назад +140

      Ze healing is not as revarding as ze hurting!

    • @OlaftheGreat
      @OlaftheGreat Год назад +71

      ​@@believer2 Is zhere a POINT to your LIVES?!?

    • @FortifiedBastion
      @FortifiedBastion Год назад +57

      @@OlaftheGreat Zhat waz not medicine

    • @yeet-ej8mj
      @yeet-ej8mj Год назад +14

      Lol, he would so do that

    • @enternamehere4124
      @enternamehere4124 Год назад +24

      Remenber
      You cant be sick or injured if you are straigth up dead

  • @theplourde
    @theplourde Год назад +5955

    the manufacturers of the motion capture suit need to sponsor a Badger video. The mileage he's gotten out of it is insane

    • @fernosbonos5394
      @fernosbonos5394 Год назад +49

      one day, he might have a VR room set that needs no suit but some attachments.
      but it's way ahead in the future

    • @BeatACVR
      @BeatACVR Год назад

      @@fernosbonos5394 Kinect 360 + Driver4VR already exists. Tracks every part of your body without a suit

    • @theinquisitor8112
      @theinquisitor8112 Год назад +29

      @@fernosbonos5394 It’s probably closer than we think. We damn near have that already with the motion capture that comes with filming and game cutscenes.

    • @aleyp63
      @aleyp63 Год назад

      Must have bought it from pawn stars

    • @JimboCantSleep
      @JimboCantSleep Год назад

      He's bulletproof

  • @nobodyelseishereever
    @nobodyelseishereever 2 месяца назад +2

    No shit hes bulletproof, aint that Konig?

  • @chillSpino
    @chillSpino 8 дней назад +1

    "Your gonna run out of calibers eventually "
    *PULLS OUT A FUCKING BARRET 50.CAL*

  • @elidiaz2543
    @elidiaz2543 Год назад +20533

    From concern to straight confusion..."Where did you even find a functioning flintlock?" 🤣🤣🤣🤣

    • @EvilPaladin11
      @EvilPaladin11 Год назад +182

      I want to give you a like, but you're sitting at 666 likes, and I don't want to be the one to mess that up.

    • @SomeRandom42
      @SomeRandom42 Год назад +82

      We should make Russian badger play dmz

    • @Pksillygamer6290
      @Pksillygamer6290 Год назад +71

      Shoutout to the image of my boy on the tablet when he said that line. Makes it even funnier to me.

    • @pressstart0241
      @pressstart0241 Год назад +49

      Man went back to when abe Lincoln was killed

    • @theguywiththeoldds3896
      @theguywiththeoldds3896 Год назад +31

      This particular model is a blast cap version which are way more common than its flint and steel Padre. Still rare as hell but a little more common than you think.

  • @swawsstone
    @swawsstone Год назад +3735

    He tipped him 85mm. What a generous fellow. The FDA made that shit rarer than gold.

  • @erickruckenberg8716
    @erickruckenberg8716 3 дня назад +1

    Deadpool talking shit to Cassandra and getting Johnny killed vibes

  • @Kraption
    @Kraption Год назад +15780

    most npc interaction in a videogame

  • @i-ate-bread
    @i-ate-bread Год назад +3690

    funnily enough, the payday 2 medic can revive literal dead people

    • @Poli-uu6zh
      @Poli-uu6zh Год назад +34

      They can?
      I thought they just give immortality on killing blow

    • @aeocry6676
      @aeocry6676 Год назад +1

      No they don’t

    • @Trenchhhj
      @Trenchhhj Год назад +10

      The power of western medicine, take some guy who got mutilated by a lunatic clown with a hand saw and a shotgun and just make him breathe once more

    • @artyom2801
      @artyom2801 Год назад +1

      ​@@Poli-uu6zh well that's what he means

    • @i-ate-bread
      @i-ate-bread Год назад

      @@aeocry6676 how the fuck do you explain healing a bulldozer from 0 to full health lmao

  • @drez0847
    @drez0847 13 дней назад +1

    "Youre bulletproof?"
    "Hes bulletproof."
    "I AM BOOLET PROOOOOOOOOF"
    -Heavy, at some point in time

  • @Animuswastaken
    @Animuswastaken 7 дней назад +1

    Bro had the entire arsenal

  • @JayR220
    @JayR220 11 месяцев назад +8295

    Bro took “i ain’t paying that sh*t” to the next level
    Edit: dam I didn’t expect to get that much likes

    • @XakuX9
      @XakuX9 11 месяцев назад +17

      🤣🤣

    • @Midnight-the-frog-king
      @Midnight-the-frog-king 11 месяцев назад +14

      Hahahahahahahahahahahaha💀💀💀🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣💀💀💀💀💀

    • @SuperGooberr
      @SuperGooberr 11 месяцев назад +14

      I have never heard that phrase in my life

    • @DisruptedBlasphemy
      @DisruptedBlasphemy 11 месяцев назад +8

      Overrated comment

    • @HatKidPeck
      @HatKidPeck 11 месяцев назад +4

      @@DisruptedBlasphemyfr

  • @MythrasMonteiro-qo4hd
    @MythrasMonteiro-qo4hd 7 месяцев назад +4850

    Bro is immune to guns but when you touch him he’s out

    • @sonnytapman
      @sonnytapman 6 месяцев назад +67

      He’s one of the statues from Ultrakill

    • @TheActualMrLink
      @TheActualMrLink 6 месяцев назад +31

      He’s using the Fists of Steel in a TF2x10 server.

    • @matthewwallis2840
      @matthewwallis2840 6 месяцев назад +1

      ​@@TheActualMrLinkqAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAQAAAQAQAAAAQAAAQAQQAAAAAAAQAQAAAAAAAAAAAAAQQQAQQQAAQQQQQQAQQAQQQAAQQQQAAAAAQAAQAAQQAAQAAQAAQAAAAQQAQAAAQQQAAAAAAQQQQAQQAAAAAAAAAQAQQQQQAQAQAQQAAQAQAAQQAQAQAQAAAQAAAQAAAAAAQQAQQQQQQQQQAAAQQAAAAQQAAAQAAAQQAAAQQQQAQQAAAQAAAQQAQQAAAAQAQAQAAAAAAQQQAQAQQAQQAAAAAQAQAAQQAAAAQQAAQAAQQQAAQAAQAAQQAAAAAQAAQAAAAAAQAQAAQAQQAQAAAAQQAAAAQAAQAAQAQAAQQAAAQAQAQQAAQAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAQAAQQQAAAAAAAAQQQAAQAAAAAQAQAAAAAAQAQAAAQAAAQAAQAQQAQAQQAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

    • @SillySansundertale
      @SillySansundertale 6 месяцев назад +2

      Like my dog

    • @Nugg_et
      @Nugg_et 6 месяцев назад +6

      ​@@SillySansundertalewhat? 😭

  • @TrabukairoYT
    @TrabukairoYT 15 дней назад +1

    "Mini crit" bro just eat an rpg 💀

  • @AwfulAnimat0r
    @AwfulAnimat0r 3 дня назад

    TRB:
    "I'm a medic, not a sorcerer!"
    Me:
    MEEEEEDDDIIICC!!!!!

  • @benjdgamer8395
    @benjdgamer8395 Год назад +2107

    “Nothing is bulletproof if you shoot it enough times.” A wise man

    • @eyetoeyez411
      @eyetoeyez411 Год назад +18

      Not this man doh.

    • @karliszivtins
      @karliszivtins Год назад +15

      Water is...

    • @expletivesx999
      @expletivesx999 Год назад +4

      Facts

    • @jestfullgremblim8002
      @jestfullgremblim8002 Год назад +14

      ​@@karliszivtins the bullets go through it.
      I wouldn't call that bullet proof...

    • @thelvadam2884
      @thelvadam2884 Год назад +17

      @@jestfullgremblim8002 if its deep enough , it will be stopped , leaving the other end unharmed.
      There is nothing bulletproof if you have enough thickness to stop it so your logic is quite flawed.

  • @King_Lancelot
    @King_Lancelot Год назад +2085

    Bro his tablet signifying his emotion is absolutely amazing 😂😂😂

  • @RosIshak
    @RosIshak 7 дней назад

    "haha, jokes on you, high five, im bulletproof"

  • @TheRealDealMayo
    @TheRealDealMayo 18 дней назад +1

    He’s bulletproof!! 😂😂

  • @Assaultz217OnMC
    @Assaultz217OnMC 11 месяцев назад +1975

    "I'm a medic, not a sorcerer. I can't just sacrifice an NPC to cure his condition"
    **Proceeds to sacrifice an NPC**

    • @alexgreer6336
      @alexgreer6336 10 месяцев назад +17

      Was he cured though?

    • @Thisisabagel
      @Thisisabagel 10 месяцев назад +21

      @@alexgreer6336 He was afflicted with a debuff that makes him weak to melee attacks.

    • @glowingcrims
      @glowingcrims 10 месяцев назад +7

      He can't use it to heal him

  • @edgardoplaza6935
    @edgardoplaza6935 Год назад +1970

    I love how they gathered some teamwork to say "he's bulletproof"

  • @godstriker9514
    @godstriker9514 3 часа назад

    [Chooses alternative tip option] one hell of a tip. Thats too kind

  • @chasesalimu6396
    @chasesalimu6396 21 день назад +1

    2 Plot twists. Bullet proof but not punch proof. Docter says :87423 dollers.Bro
    just rpged him

  • @Someonewhoisverycool
    @Someonewhoisverycool 10 месяцев назад +5926

    american hospital bills be like:

    • @ElevateYourSpirit-9526
      @ElevateYourSpirit-9526 9 месяцев назад +18

      😂

    • @brizzled5193
      @brizzled5193 9 месяцев назад +64

      @@ElevateYourSpirit-9526Sorry sir that emoji you used costs $1,000 dollars per use (before tax.) Please pay at your local general hospital

    • @ElevateYourSpirit-9526
      @ElevateYourSpirit-9526 9 месяцев назад +15

      @@brizzled5193 I better delete that Emoji

    • @Alpharetta_Tech_PCs
      @Alpharetta_Tech_PCs 9 месяцев назад +4

      Fr 😂😂

    • @darkness.999
      @darkness.999 8 месяцев назад +2

      @@brizzled5193 I have 3000$ dollars to pay then

  • @Knee6811
    @Knee6811 10 месяцев назад +3010

    “How do you know he’s bulletproof?”
    “we have a tf2 medic”

    • @Zalinfo
      @Zalinfo 8 месяцев назад +35

      UBÈRCHARGEEEEE

    • @Knee6811
      @Knee6811 8 месяцев назад +33

      @@ZalinfoI AM BOOLET PROOF HAHAHAHAHAHA- *gets crit punched and dies* ah shit

    • @legofreak5769
      @legofreak5769 8 месяцев назад +6

      Vaccinator Moment

    • @prinlerdsri405
      @prinlerdsri405 8 месяцев назад +7

      I AM BULLET PROOF!!! UAAHAhAHAH

    • @silvertalon007
      @silvertalon007 8 месяцев назад +3

      I AM ZE UBERMENSCH

  • @williamweidinger6735
    @williamweidinger6735 29 дней назад +1

    Bro is bullet proof to a 40mm slug💀

  • @quiet_monke
    @quiet_monke День назад

    “Okay, he’s bulletproof up to .950 JDJ-“
    *gets shot by an RPG*
    “That’s not even a bullet, that’s a goddamn rocke-“
    *gets nuked*

  • @haloplayeroflegend2515
    @haloplayeroflegend2515 11 месяцев назад +1782

    That's American health care in a nut shell

    • @Midnight-the-frog-king
      @Midnight-the-frog-king 11 месяцев назад +10

      So true

    • @vextoaster1396
      @vextoaster1396 11 месяцев назад +5

      Fr

    • @wolfey2456
      @wolfey2456 11 месяцев назад +4

      lmao

    • @Zman14888
      @Zman14888 10 месяцев назад +6

      As an American, can confirm my doctor told his nurse to punch me in the face, then he prescribed me antidepressants and charged me my life savings.

    • @Notcosmicfire
      @Notcosmicfire 10 месяцев назад

      Extra American

  • @pyrodragon7476
    @pyrodragon7476 Год назад +804

    I still love that the punch was a crit while the rocket launcher was a mini crit

  • @SporkyNoodleYT
    @SporkyNoodleYT Час назад

    the mini crit at the end really got me there

  • @girafarig7859
    @girafarig7859 4 дня назад

    I was honestly waiting for a shotgun to work and for someone to go
    "... huh. Shotguns use shells, not bullets."

  • @HeronMarkedBlade-ef7zz
    @HeronMarkedBlade-ef7zz Год назад +2863

    As a former combat medic this is more real than you know...

    • @Pigeon_vr_
      @Pigeon_vr_ Год назад +51

      "Former"

    • @EGRJ
      @EGRJ Год назад +76

      Troops get real bored, huh?

    • @literallyreal8938
      @literallyreal8938 Год назад +53

      As a former knower of combat medics, I didn’t even think to consider this wasn’t meant to be real, pretty much what e4’s would do if Superman came in

    • @dinodare1605
      @dinodare1605 Год назад +78

      Why are people making fun of them for saying "former?"
      Oh yeah, because we'd totally be getting RUclips comments from an active soldier in the field.

    • @toppat_royale
      @toppat_royale Год назад +7

      ​@@literallyreal8938 you addressed 3 different references in one sentence.

  • @sssnipermonkey7296
    @sssnipermonkey7296 Год назад +2604

    The fact the screen on his suit has an image for how the dude is actually feeling about the situation is hilarious

  • @kyllernotkiller
    @kyllernotkiller 8 дней назад

    When you have 100% resistance to magic but 0% to physical

  • @sundaynoob69
    @sundaynoob69 День назад

    They said he was bulletproof, not punch-proof.

  • @StewieGilligan_Griffin
    @StewieGilligan_Griffin Год назад +4559

    "I'm a medic, not a sorcerer I can't just sacrifice a npc to cure his condition."
    *Kills a Npc*

  • @congruentcrib
    @congruentcrib Год назад +2897

    Favorite quote
    Doc: “I’m not really a doctor, I’m a medic”
    Tucker: “ what’s the difference”
    Doc: “Well a doctor cures people. A medic just makes them more comfortable while they die”

    • @RaifuEnthusiast
      @RaifuEnthusiast Год назад

      I mean that's also not that true at least western doctors, they only "treat" symptoms with their magic pills that only cause other side effects, just saying but in the east they actually figure out the issue & deal with that, instead of oh you have these symptoms take this pill & you'll be back later because everything we do is temporary

    • @JohnDoe-vj9gb
      @JohnDoe-vj9gb Год назад +18

      Why did you write "Doc" then? 🧐

    • @congruentcrib
      @congruentcrib Год назад +76

      @@JohnDoe-vj9gb Red vs Blue… character’s names are Tucker and Doc. I didn’t name them.

    • @congruentcrib
      @congruentcrib Год назад +9

      @@RaifuEnthusiast ehh… agree to disagree. Eastern medical practices often use methods that work sometimes on people, and treat every person the exact same, where western medical practice use science. Sure you may have side affects, but I’d rather have a decreased appetite vs wanting to end my life. The pros outweigh the cons.

    • @RaifuEnthusiast
      @RaifuEnthusiast Год назад +5

      @@congruentcrib I just mean that it's stuff that's been used for over 3000 years, while "doctors" just prescribe you drugs, sure it's based on science but science isn't a constant, there's always something to replace the last drug, while eastern medicine hasn't exactly been proved to be ineffective either, since if it wasn't useful, it wouldn't have lasted 3000 years

  • @user-sw6er2hx2l
    @user-sw6er2hx2l День назад

    " Everyone is bulletproof to 9mm "
    The guys from the hood :

  • @TheblackFox968
    @TheblackFox968 20 часов назад

    "where did you even find a functioning flintlock?!"

  • @A-183TheBitcrusher
    @A-183TheBitcrusher Год назад +1423

    To be fair,
    They didn't say he was "punch-proof"

  • @beanosistrue1702
    @beanosistrue1702 Год назад +938

    "I can't just sacrifice a NPC to cure his condition". The most casual kill of the year 💀💀💀

  • @Pyrogaming2005
    @Pyrogaming2005 16 дней назад

    This is lore accurate doctor. “I have no idea what’s wrong with him.” Give medicine. It works. “That’ll be $10k, thank you.”

  • @user-xn1ub3je8i
    @user-xn1ub3je8i 11 часов назад

    Konig in game :💀
    Konig in edit:*bullet proof*

  • @lowiqplays4944
    @lowiqplays4944 Год назад +3711

    “Here’s a question, what do you want me to do?”
    As an unarmed security guard, I felt this.

    • @projectace9934
      @projectace9934 Год назад +127

      DUDE SAME! I tell people that I'm a glorified doorman all the time cuz what the hell else do you do other than literally gatekeep and report as a LV2 😂

    • @xaviersmith4271
      @xaviersmith4271 Год назад +8

      Same dawg 😭

    • @miyusuf3856
      @miyusuf3856 Год назад +10

      Same bruhh

    • @vxti_cxn
      @vxti_cxn Год назад +5

      Oh noo dude😭😭

    • @Xwing195
      @Xwing195 Год назад

      Why don’t they give you a gun?

  • @Lord_Pistachio_Nut
    @Lord_Pistachio_Nut Год назад +2713

    The nonchalant sway to bulletproof man is gangster as fuck

  • @abigaellemay1276
    @abigaellemay1276 6 дней назад

    Boothill once said “nothing better than a good old 9 millimeter”

  • @YourLocalBred
    @YourLocalBred 23 дня назад +1

    Your bulletproof helmet vs turboflex bulletproof helmet" type shi

  • @chrisb8768
    @chrisb8768 Год назад +2026

    “ I get it, he’s bulletproof..up to .45 caliber” he was gaslighting the whole time😂

    • @nicholasmunroe8989
      @nicholasmunroe8989 Год назад +27

      I mean .45 is to kill the soul! Not the body lol

    • @cool_knockout
      @cool_knockout Год назад +7

      @@nicholasmunroe8989ah, i think god was there but he left

    • @Super-Amigo
      @Super-Amigo Год назад

      We need to leave the word "gaslighting" in 2022, forever...

    • @cool_knockout
      @cool_knockout Год назад +1

      @piesquared1391 alright then, i wont.

  • @lonewolfplays8084
    @lonewolfplays8084 Год назад +770

    Tim: +100% bullet resistance, -400% melee resistance

  • @tright6
    @tright6 12 часов назад

    I love the implication that him being bulletproof is a problem

  • @FarRat_
    @FarRat_ 2 дня назад +1

    Ooops...
    He's bulletproof, not punch'proof(

  • @RudranshRanjan1210
    @RudranshRanjan1210 Год назад +712

    Medics in Batman Arkham Knight:

    • @MMo-tx2md
      @MMo-tx2md 11 месяцев назад +5

      SOOO TRUE

    • @Sov_spoiled
      @Sov_spoiled 11 месяцев назад +5

      Jonkler yeah!!

    • @YumariYatasuka
      @YumariYatasuka 10 месяцев назад

      Ah yes the worst of the batman games good times

  • @alexmarsden7120
    @alexmarsden7120 Год назад +4724

    Doctor cures you from sickness
    Credit card declines
    Doctor puts sickness back in you
    Edit thank you for 4.7k likes damm I didn’t know this would blow up

    • @stonespicher2207
      @stonespicher2207 Год назад +95

      Get down with the sickness

    • @PrincessDeSynk
      @PrincessDeSynk Год назад +1

      Welp, the vaccine worked but your credit card declined...guess I'll give you the non-dormant form of this highly deadly disease then, good luck!

    • @timdatanuki2375
      @timdatanuki2375 Год назад +54

      @@stonespicher2207 ohwahwahwaha

    • @nullvoid4193
      @nullvoid4193 Год назад

      That sounds like your implying that the doc gives you an std

    • @noneedtoknow07
      @noneedtoknow07 Год назад +19

      A subscription service you pay to stay healthy.

  • @DarkFrontierLmao
    @DarkFrontierLmao 4 дня назад

    "Everyone's bulletproof to 9mm"
    Imma go test that out, be right back

  • @user-ip8fe4gn9g
    @user-ip8fe4gn9g Месяц назад

    "OKAY I GET IT!"
    *keeps showing him*

  • @SCP-Site-326
    @SCP-Site-326 Год назад +504

    "Everyone's bulletproof to 9mm"
    The Class-D locked up in my basement:

    • @leonlew5136
      @leonlew5136 Год назад +15

      rarely oddly specific and very fitting comment i must say

    • @rantingrepublican4523
      @rantingrepublican4523 Год назад +2

      So you’re gonna let the anomaly go now right

    • @Operator588
      @Operator588 Год назад +1

      SCP-049-Z uploaded into Sandbox-Site-3:
      I win

    • @notajaxon9476
      @notajaxon9476 Год назад +1

      Who authorized you to take them outside of the facility?

    • @santa_with_a_gun
      @santa_with_a_gun Год назад

      the Class-D in your basement (he's still bulletproof to 9mm):

  • @financialmistake1859
    @financialmistake1859 Год назад +383

    " here's a question. What do you want me to do?" 😂 Gets me every time

    • @PaulWise-lk2ur
      @PaulWise-lk2ur Год назад +2

      Here's a better question how did they find out that he is bullet proof

  • @rhinobeast1446
    @rhinobeast1446 4 дня назад

    "Everyone's bulletproof to 9mm"
    My ribs:

  • @user-do2ss3cw5p
    @user-do2ss3cw5p 3 дня назад

    the fact that the punch hits harder than an rpg will awlays be funny to me

  • @RickRolledvr
    @RickRolledvr 9 месяцев назад +921

    "He is Bulletproof?"
    "He is Bulletproof."
    *Throws a grenade at him-*

    • @AP_483
      @AP_483 7 месяцев назад +5

      "He's bullet proof"
      Me: Nobody said he's grenade proof
      *Throws a grenade at him*

    • @golden_artist
      @golden_artist 7 месяцев назад

      Everyones bullet proof to 9mm: kurk cobane💀

  • @epeliz2243
    @epeliz2243 Год назад +838

    I love the tablet on badger's chest showing his facial expresions

    • @MatNotMatt
      @MatNotMatt Год назад +12

      He also uses to show the tip amount

    • @veythegay
      @veythegay Год назад +9

      I never noticed until you pointed that out XD

    • @dragonfell5078
      @dragonfell5078 Год назад +5

      I didn't notice that wow
      Time to watch a second time

    • @capybara9521
      @capybara9521 Год назад +4

      Yeah that's the point

    • @MatNotMatt
      @MatNotMatt Год назад +1

      @@capybara9521 what is your point?

  • @urlumisawesome8835
    @urlumisawesome8835 Месяц назад

    „Everybody‘s bulletproof to 9mm“
    My grandpa‘s left knee disagrees.

  • @Hero_Moss34
    @Hero_Moss34 День назад

    He may be bulletproof, but he ain’t fist proof

  • @Barrys_Channel
    @Barrys_Channel Год назад +4422

    I wish everyone had a meme translator on their chest.

  • @fraaldemar3174
    @fraaldemar3174 Год назад +13110

    I modified this comment so you don't know why i got these likes.

    • @notsmii7y
      @notsmii7y Год назад +287

      But not bulletproof to an m32 grenade launcher

    • @vicentecastro4221
      @vicentecastro4221 Год назад +473

      "I shot him with a glock, he couldn't have died." -Grouse, i think

    • @sprunk102
      @sprunk102 Год назад +98

      @@notsmii7y it's was only a warning shot

    • @lanky2592
      @lanky2592 Год назад +40

      Ask any police officer, they'll agree lol

    • @christopherstaley406
      @christopherstaley406 Год назад +79

      Everybody's bulletproof to a 9mm
      Abridged Asuna: Suuuuuuure, that that'll hold up in court Kirito.

  • @Raomintt
    @Raomintt 2 месяца назад

    "and you can leave me a tip right on this tablet."
    "you know what, lets see if YOU are bulletproof."

  • @GrassStone
    @GrassStone 2 дня назад

    "Did that man just hit some guy point blank with a goddamn grenade launcher"

  • @mutantmaster1
    @mutantmaster1 Год назад +741

    love how each time Badger has a question, his screen is a diffrent meme about confusion

  • @xSkysilver
    @xSkysilver Год назад +948

    Spoken like a true medic

    • @Devoxx45
      @Devoxx45 Год назад +6

      And charged money like one 😅

    • @Devoxx45
      @Devoxx45 Год назад

      @Don’t_click_this_profile the Rick roll

    • @Errordimensions
      @Errordimensions Год назад

      @@Devoxx45 these people try to get sub and views by doing this

  • @phouleSk8s
    @phouleSk8s День назад

    I spent five years as a green side navy corpsman. This is the most accurate description of life as medical personnel on the internet. The amount of holy shit it worked at the end is priceless. 😂😂😂😂

  • @handgun559
    @handgun559 2 месяца назад

    "Heres a question: what do you want me to do."
    *PING*
    "Im a medic."
    This feels straight out of Red vs Blue.

  • @trapperx101
    @trapperx101 Год назад +699

    Me when I beg for my doctors to let me die

    • @Mekboy_ComputerMonster
      @Mekboy_ComputerMonster Год назад +14

      Even Death costs 2 cents.
      Dis BS.

    • @GreatWorkBoss
      @GreatWorkBoss Год назад +12

      Go to Canada they'll happily oblige

    • @gamingsquid6725
      @gamingsquid6725 Год назад +4

      @@GreatWorkBoss as a Canadian, I unfortunately can confirm this

    • @99emeralds
      @99emeralds Год назад +1

      Later. Now, where was I?

    • @bonda_racing3579
      @bonda_racing3579 Год назад

      @@GreatWorkBoss is this about Canada’s suicide program? Cause they’ve gladly send you to shangrila to cut down on costs

  • @nomad5195
    @nomad5195 11 месяцев назад +3448

    "Everybody is bulletproof to 9mm..." famous last words.
    Edit: 3.4K likes tysmmmm

    • @Sir_Alien
      @Sir_Alien 11 месяцев назад +27

      Let’s test this theory

    • @warnabrotha95YT
      @warnabrotha95YT 11 месяцев назад +19

      Don't tell that to the guy who used a phone book for body armor 😅

    • @zoid_on_youtube
      @zoid_on_youtube 10 месяцев назад +10

      @@warnabrotha95YT didnt he try to do that against 50 AE?

    • @warnabrotha95YT
      @warnabrotha95YT 10 месяцев назад +5

      @@zoid_on_youtube I don't fully remember. 🤔

    • @MoroccanCaliphate
      @MoroccanCaliphate 10 месяцев назад +8

      @@warnabrotha95YThe used a fucking desert eagle lmao

  • @Ozymandias.-
    @Ozymandias.- 9 дней назад +1

    Payday 2 logic:

  • @Derrick_iscool
    @Derrick_iscool 7 часов назад

    The punch sounds just like a firewall died in databrawl

  • @eggyolk557
    @eggyolk557 Год назад +247

    “ Im not a sorcerer I can’t just sacrifice an npc” literally just makes an npc just die with his mind

  • @K.I.T.T.80
    @K.I.T.T.80 10 месяцев назад +3199

    "where did you even find a functional flintlock"
    it killed me 🤣🤣🤣🤣

    • @Pleco79
      @Pleco79 10 месяцев назад +39

      Funny enough I know a guy who owns a functional flintlock… and yes, he did in fact pull an 1882 on a wasp with it

    • @theBOYZ623
      @theBOYZ623 10 месяцев назад +5

      Im looking for this commnet

    • @lilzeelwintr
      @lilzeelwintr 10 месяцев назад

      @@Pleco79bros friends with shakespeare

    • @torture3945
      @torture3945 10 месяцев назад +4

      Bruh I have 3 and my friend have 2. I even am making my own airsoft flintlock from other airsoft pistols/guns. They r common in croatia and 70% of "broken" ones r just easy to repair

    • @K.I.T.T.80
      @K.I.T.T.80 10 месяцев назад

      @@torture3945 amazing!!!!

  • @xsalixartz59
    @xsalixartz59 4 дня назад

    No matter how many times I watch this
    No matter if I watch it months later
    No matter if I watch it on different platforms
    It will always be as equally hilarious as the first time

  • @faiqfarisi15000
    @faiqfarisi15000 Месяц назад

    Bro said "im a medic not a sorcerer" but proceeds to sacrifice an npc💀

  • @AdrenalineandEpiphany
    @AdrenalineandEpiphany Год назад +3270

    They complained that he was bulletproof and wanted to hurt him, he showed them how, they got mad

    • @Inquisitor_Eriksson
      @Inquisitor_Eriksson Год назад +24

      The story of Loki killing Balder.

    • @-vunhatgiang-1811
      @-vunhatgiang-1811 Год назад +37

      No, the medic charged them 87k so they got mad, the medic even want a tip for that

    • @Smilewearewatching
      @Smilewearewatching Год назад +5

      ⁠@@-vunhatgiang-1811he’s the Russian badger not the American badger

    • @zacharyhenderson6583
      @zacharyhenderson6583 Год назад +2

      The funny thing is they probably forgot to turn on friendly fire in the settings

    • @frankmiller3367
      @frankmiller3367 Год назад

      ​@Smilewearewatching Yes but he is American