Yug'voril Uncovered | Critical Role: VOX MACHINA | Episode 9

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  • Опубликовано: 25 авг 2015
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    The team overtakes the Duergar Queen, before Ulara is able to make a thrall of Grog. After slaying her underlings, and momentarily banishing her to another dimension, Vox Machina presses her for information about K’Varn. It is in that instant that K’varn speaks to them, through the lips of the Duergar queen.
    His evil palpably radiating from the queen, K’varn urges Vox Machina to find him, in the city of Yug’voril. His message delivered, the Duergar falls still, her life departed.
    To the surprise of the weary group, Keylith again voices her growing doubts about the path they all walk, but after some assuaging words from Vax’ildan, the group makes camp in order to rest their tired bones.
    Later, they proceed on, finding a vast island in yet another massive underground cavern. Clarota informs them that this is where the city of Yug’voril stands. The party finds a ruined boat beneath the surface of the subterranean lake, and after Tiberius raises it and Percy patches it up, they take to the water. Pausing at a craggy beach as they make their way on to K’Varn, the party perhaps goes looking for trouble and does indeed find it.​
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  • @fitz7891
    @fitz7891 4 года назад +3694

    Grog: "screams"
    Keyleth in the form of an earth elemental: "It's me Keyleth!"
    Grog: "screams in confusion"

  • @bryanalexander7571
    @bryanalexander7571 8 лет назад +2934

    "That hovel you call a castle" "I don't make promises to dogs"
    I love that after the fight, Scanlan was all, "We tried to negotiate" LOL

    • @omnilisk279
      @omnilisk279 5 лет назад +181

      *"I cast polymorph on myself giving myself a gigantic dick"*

    • @theAustriaball
      @theAustriaball 5 лет назад +175

      @@omnilisk279 *you cannot polymorph into something you already are*

    • @magicalsleeper
      @magicalsleeper 5 лет назад +6

      Austriaball 🔥

    • @FarazRajput1992
      @FarazRajput1992 5 лет назад +4

      i want to like, but don't want to break the perfect "555"... sigh, i already did :(

    • @johnjustjohn5866
      @johnjustjohn5866 5 лет назад +22

      Technically negotiation, just not a good one

  • @abrown6539
    @abrown6539 3 года назад +2831

    Synopsis at 21:27; the game starts at 25:19. The rest starts at 1:31:44; game resumes at 1:49:35 and goes to 2:51:02
    [I've been doing this for every episode. If you find them useful, or think others might, please leave a comment so they stay near the top where they can be found. Thank you.]

    • @stevenj7673
      @stevenj7673 3 года назад +14

      It does help Thank you

    • @deburrito6882
      @deburrito6882 3 года назад +13

      Bumping this, appreciate your effort!

    • @Daelrickun
      @Daelrickun 3 года назад +16

      Not all heroes wear a cape, ty for this.

    • @Ninjobliveus13
      @Ninjobliveus13 3 года назад +7

      Bumping it

    • @Rrojas200
      @Rrojas200 3 года назад +8

      Appreciate ya big dawg

  • @isaacdickinson4521
    @isaacdickinson4521 4 года назад +499

    Grog: what happened to your foot?
    Vax: *shows foot* "it got melted"
    Grog: HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

  • @topturv528
    @topturv528 7 лет назад +2296

    Vex: "You look really manly now."
    Grog: "Now?" :(
    #underDonuts

    • @UnorganizedWaffle
      @UnorganizedWaffle 5 лет назад +3

      How do you have 400 upvotes and no comments.

    • @the22attacker
      @the22attacker 5 лет назад +21

      @@UnorganizedWaffle you killed the streak

    • @UnorganizedWaffle
      @UnorganizedWaffle 5 лет назад

      @@the22attacker does it count if all of the comments are sarcastic.

    • @rhodiumthunderbird
      @rhodiumthunderbird 5 лет назад +43

      Doubly fun when you remember Travis is married to Laura.

    • @MrEddie4679
      @MrEddie4679 5 лет назад

      @@UnorganizedWaffle yes.

  • @AMinibot
    @AMinibot 7 лет назад +5495

    Sometimes it's really easy to forget that Liam and Laura aren't actually siblings.

    • @darkbunny9994
      @darkbunny9994 6 лет назад +188

      GryffinclawPrefect I'm always double-checking names because of that.

    • @krispinkeyes7000
      @krispinkeyes7000 5 лет назад +585

      Liam and Laura do share a birthday though - that's why they decided to play twins.

    • @jordanburton9819
      @jordanburton9819 5 лет назад +375

      It's really easy to forget that Laura and Trav are married too oops lol

    • @jamiepape147
      @jamiepape147 5 лет назад +105

      Jordan Burton what..... Jaina Proudmoore is married to Thor?

    • @whateverppl1229
      @whateverppl1229 5 лет назад +43

      right? they almost look alike

  • @darkroman1589
    @darkroman1589 5 лет назад +1812

    “Scalen what’s that?”
    “Oh this bulge? It’s-“
    “That’s bedtime is what that is!”

    • @lemon_aid1737
      @lemon_aid1737 4 года назад +27

      DarkRoman 15 1:31:36 (for reference :3)

    • @obi-wank-enobi
      @obi-wank-enobi 4 года назад +75

      That shit killed me
      Clearly matt didn't want to ruin the serious moment 😂😂

    • @crispsaltybaconretromcswag33
      @crispsaltybaconretromcswag33 3 года назад +46

      Please un-polymorph your tripod

    • @Loki13M
      @Loki13M 2 года назад +19

      Completely expected Scalen to ask if that was some kind of invitation.
      Opportunity missed.

    • @acelibrarian
      @acelibrarian Год назад +7

      ​@@Loki13Mself-preservation. Even Scanlan knows when a woman's close to slitting his throat.

  • @slushelhusky2448
    @slushelhusky2448 4 года назад +425

    "he sticks his tongue in your ear a little bit"
    "its actually quite nice"

  • @penguin12902
    @penguin12902 5 лет назад +3510

    Scanlan is officially the best.
    Scanlan: "DON'T HIT ME!!!"
    Dwarf: "Uhh ok, I guess I won't then. Wait what?!?"

    • @CommissarMitch
      @CommissarMitch 4 года назад +107

      He also got a man to kill himself.

    • @arztfritz3803
      @arztfritz3803 4 года назад +62

      And he used minor illusion AND polymorph to distract someone!

    • @Cyyberslam8
      @Cyyberslam8 3 года назад +43

      @@arztfritz3803 I appreciate that he could've used Minor Illusion again, but he burned a 4th lvl for that joke lol

    • @EmilM-pb2hn
      @EmilM-pb2hn 2 года назад +21

      @@Cyyberslam8 That makes it even greater and befitting for his character

    • @ScientObject40
      @ScientObject40 2 года назад +5

      Timestamp 56:18 btw.

  • @averagedrummer8939
    @averagedrummer8939 6 лет назад +2775

    Rest of Party: "Let's try to trap the queen when she reappears"
    *Queen Reappears*
    Percy: "I would like to try a headshot with bad news"

    • @obi-wank-enobi
      @obi-wank-enobi 4 года назад +193

      Queen Allura: *chuckles* I'm in danger

    • @jacktuck0294
      @jacktuck0294 4 года назад +118

      It was at this moment that she knew, she fucked up

    • @obsidiannightwolfe13
      @obsidiannightwolfe13 3 года назад +185

      No mercy Percy rearing his head early.

    • @jacktuck0294
      @jacktuck0294 3 года назад +61

      obsidiannightwolfe13 I still have yet to see the full no mercy Percy

    • @obsidiannightwolfe13
      @obsidiannightwolfe13 3 года назад +50

      @@jacktuck0294 it's worth watching the full series

  • @captainbirch9835
    @captainbirch9835 5 лет назад +1086

    1:55:50
    Vex: *changes armor in front of the group*
    Grog: *draws furiously*

    • @strixx_-4483
      @strixx_-4483 4 года назад +25

      Captain Birch that had me dying 😂

    • @Logan_Baron
      @Logan_Baron 4 года назад +72

      Of course his drawing skills are likely as good as his counting skills, so it's a stick figure with boobs.

    • @jamesdelaneywhelan9255
      @jamesdelaneywhelan9255 3 года назад +44

      I was dying laughing at this and increases my love for grog profusely

    • @christophertidwell2422
      @christophertidwell2422 3 года назад +30

      Quickest draw in the under dark

    • @CantTakeTheSkysFromME
      @CantTakeTheSkysFromME 3 года назад +31

      Just to look down and see he was drawing on air because he has no paper or pen. So sad, poor Grog

  • @lmac40762
    @lmac40762 Год назад +570

    It's really funny how there is this mistrust of the paladin but the brain sucking abomination is treated like family

    • @pramada9431
      @pramada9431 Год назад +67

      Clarence is family, goddamnit!

    • @gm6892
      @gm6892 Год назад +21

      It always annoyed me.

    • @relyimah
      @relyimah Год назад +11

      it really is getting quite old.... I do like "Clarence", but yeah...

    • @jeremywilson8313
      @jeremywilson8313 Год назад +56

      In my head cannon, the reason for this is a lack of first hand experience with mind flayers that sprouts into a niave trust combined with a war bound connection (the same type of bound real soldiers feel due to them having to actually trust each other with their lives). This combined with a distrust of preset societal preconceptions, for example while both dieties are good pike and kima both worship different gods. This combined with kimas sense of resisting compromise and in honesty being there for no reason. I get that her diety gave her a vision, by why only one paladin against such a dark strong foe, why not all paladins amd clerics of bahamut. Clarota was there trying to free and asist his people, something keyleth could relate to even if the reasoning wasnt the comeplete same. Then combine that with vox machias past of being basicly outcasts even as adventurers, its logicaly they wouldnt trust those of what could be perceived as higher standings.

    • @digitalk1llraymon448
      @digitalk1llraymon448 Год назад +29

      It's been my experience that "monsters", for the most part, are usually straightforward with their intentions, either because us knowing doesn't change anything for them, or because lying can get them killed. Most of them don't lie to each other for a living, so doing it consistently usually bites them in the ass. Plus, most monsters are driven by instinct, and if you "know" those instincts, you can usually cohabitate or even tame them depending on their disposition.
      However "non-monsters" usually have some sort of agenda, they are more used to lying to those around them, and are not as instinct driven, so its harder to figure them out.
      I've been stabbed in the back plenty of times by non-monsters. However, other than the two times that I was WAY underprepared for them, monsters have been pleasant and helpful for the most part.

  • @greatnatebolton8805
    @greatnatebolton8805 7 лет назад +1001

    "Can I roll a perception check?" - Grog
    "Yes." - Matt
    "It's 12..." - Grog
    "You found some boats, yo!" -Matt
    😂😂😂😂😂

  • @coranbaker6401
    @coranbaker6401 7 лет назад +1946

    The image of Grog screaming his head off at an earth elemental while strapped down makes me laugh my head off.

    • @quitefeinty1529
      @quitefeinty1529 7 лет назад +20

      Gettin kinky with it!

    • @martijnkrol842
      @martijnkrol842 6 лет назад +7

      watched it over and over again. Can't stop laughing.

    • @bretsheeley4034
      @bretsheeley4034 5 лет назад +13

      Has somebody animated this yet?
      And then made a gif of it?
      :)

    • @shimmyking4
      @shimmyking4 4 года назад +10

      i really hope this is included in the series, i wouldn't even be able to watch the rest of the episode until i re-watch it at least seven to 25 times

    • @majorzipf8947
      @majorzipf8947 2 года назад +3

      That was one of the first fits of giggles these chuckleheads gave me.

  • @kyleread2956
    @kyleread2956 3 года назад +903

    2:52:30 Laura: "Enough with the dick jokes."
    Little did she know she would become the very thing she sought to destroy.

    • @Clone-rb6vo
      @Clone-rb6vo 2 года назад +79

      Let chaos reign

    • @wybiethecryptid7404
      @wybiethecryptid7404 2 года назад +48

      Let chaos reign

    • @kariissmol9172
      @kariissmol9172 2 года назад +36

      we all know, nothing happens for a reason, it's qbsolute fucking chaos.

    • @Matty13808
      @Matty13808 2 года назад +17

      ✊🏻 Let Chaos Reign ✊🏻

    • @L3X1899
      @L3X1899 2 года назад +21

      Ah Jester, she was so precious, I miss the mighty nein, I hope some of them make a cameo in the new campaign...Also, Let chaos reign

  • @Logan_Baron
    @Logan_Baron 4 года назад +693

    Laura: "Can I get new dice as well".
    And thus we see the start of the addiction.

    • @youshallnotpass567
      @youshallnotpass567 2 года назад +6

      @Timber_Wolf___ rookie numbers in total I have over 300 dice

    • @Clone-rb6vo
      @Clone-rb6vo 2 года назад +16

      @@youshallnotpass567 I have a Bailey’s Bag of Hoarding full of d6s 😂

    • @Logan_Baron
      @Logan_Baron 2 года назад +9

      Honestly I have no clue how many dice I have. I've given up counting them, I just weigh them. I have over 6 pounds of dice at the moment.

    • @EmilM-pb2hn
      @EmilM-pb2hn 2 года назад +3

      @@youshallnotpass567 Those are really rookie numbers my guy.

    • @KeldonRaven
      @KeldonRaven Год назад +3

      ......its not an addiction I can stop collecting dice any time I want.....after I get these ones.....and those one too.....

  • @LadySixthBullet
    @LadySixthBullet 8 лет назад +2439

    I mean. I'm like 95% sure that Clarota is going to betray in the end but I'm kind of fond of him. Possibly due to Matt's influence though.

    • @dontedoestuff
      @dontedoestuff 7 лет назад +207

      I don't know, I think Keyleth is on to something with this "Kema and the horn" thing

    • @dontedoestuff
      @dontedoestuff 7 лет назад +79

      This being at this moment, I don't know what's going to happen, don't spoil it haha

    • @EricKingOfScots
      @EricKingOfScots 7 лет назад +58

      This is so nice seeing new Critters being formed!

    • @tylerdurham6091
      @tylerdurham6091 7 лет назад +81

      Just started watching, this is really good. It's making me wish I was a better DM. Mercer is really impressive

    • @EricKingOfScots
      @EricKingOfScots 7 лет назад +22

      Tyler Durham he is really good. He's done a whole set of Dm tips videos.

  • @nateatavares4268
    @nateatavares4268 7 лет назад +1738

    I like how the character's stats are being shown now. that was a cool addition to the mix, being able to see stuff like that.

    • @melsie6718
      @melsie6718 3 года назад +4

      Yes!

    • @tylercarter9965
      @tylercarter9965 Год назад +1

      super super late, but is there a place i can see their levels? it’s cool knowing their stats now, cuz i can understand what each character is bad at, but i would like to know what level they are.

    • @Wraithspartan
      @Wraithspartan Год назад +5

      ​@@tylercarter9965 I believe in the intro portion of an earlier episode (can't recall which - sorry) they said they were Level 9.

    • @Jamyn1996
      @Jamyn1996 Год назад +2

      You’re right! I just started this a few weeks ago and heard them say that’s couple episodes in

    • @p4hagen197
      @p4hagen197 Год назад +4

      ​@@Wraithspartan in this they're lvl 10, as keyleth becoming an earth elemental is the lvl 10 moon druid feature.

  • @michaelrains6731
    @michaelrains6731 4 года назад +364

    Vax: “Grog, are you skinning a boar over there?”
    Grog:”That’s what they call it in some countries hahaha.”

  • @bearmothowl6219
    @bearmothowl6219 4 года назад +253

    Keyleth trying to pull off the iron bands from Grog... "I failed..."
    Vex: "Failed what??"
    Percy: "...life..."
    ... xD

  • @randolfcarter3889
    @randolfcarter3889 7 лет назад +1480

    1:20:00 Vex: "You look really manly now." Grog: "Now?" Travis to Laura: "You're sleeping on the couch." Best exchange of the evening! XD

    • @danielboatright8887
      @danielboatright8887 4 года назад +39

      she didnt even really react, almost as if she knows better.

    • @EmilM-pb2hn
      @EmilM-pb2hn 2 года назад +5

      @@danielboatright8887 Are you a bot?

    • @nebbynoo1127
      @nebbynoo1127 2 года назад +8

      @@EmilM-pb2hn Are you a bot?

    • @wavedscorpion5145
      @wavedscorpion5145 2 года назад +6

      @@nebbynoo1127 Are you a bot?

    • @SeeThomasHowl
      @SeeThomasHowl 2 года назад +6

      @@wavedscorpion5145 Are you a bot?

  • @bonepaste_3336
    @bonepaste_3336 5 лет назад +954

    “We’ve killed so many people”
    “Hey nobody’s perfect”

    • @obsidiannightwolfe13
      @obsidiannightwolfe13 3 года назад +45

      New campaign, cadeucus: "I know don't know many good people who haven't killed someone"

    • @MagmaRiver
      @MagmaRiver Год назад

      "Oopsy woopsy we did a fucky wucky"

  • @Krolshi
    @Krolshi 4 года назад +1784

    Me: too lazy to finish/start a 12 episode series with only 24 minutes per episode.
    Also me: stays up all night binging 3-5 hr episodes of CR.

    • @thetwilightgamer
      @thetwilightgamer 4 года назад +25

      This is M E

    • @mikeadrien811
      @mikeadrien811 4 года назад +35

      Meh those can wait. You’d never get this much free time like ever.
      Speaking while thinking about all the books I’ve been wanting to finish up

    • @deburrito6882
      @deburrito6882 4 года назад +9

      You didn't have to call me out like this x)

    • @psychodrummer1567
      @psychodrummer1567 3 года назад +4

      I chose this over Star Trek marathon (TOS, TNG, DS9)

    • @hexabr
      @hexabr 3 года назад +1

      true story

  • @TheSolitaryGrape
    @TheSolitaryGrape Год назад +104

    58:28 Matt: "counterspell in this edition is so good"
    *Sam will remember this*

  • @brendenwright9351
    @brendenwright9351 6 лет назад +1340

    Whenever I hear Vax'ildan and Vex'ahlia talk to each other, all I can think of is this.
    Vax: "Awkward sibling hug?"
    Vex: "Awkward sibling hug."
    Vax & Vex: ^hug^ "Pat pat." ^pat each other on the back^

    • @miles6283
      @miles6283 6 лет назад +14

      Exactly.

    • @Tacticslion
      @Tacticslion 5 лет назад +106

      Yeah, the Gravity Falls dynamic was fantastic, and they simply ooze that same sort of sibling reltationship. It's easy to slip into the illusion that both players are siblings, at times, too.

    • @xandan1668
      @xandan1668 5 лет назад +25

      Sincere sibling hug.

    • @uwukotoa
      @uwukotoa 4 года назад +4

      I. Love. You.

    • @Liam-vu7wo
      @Liam-vu7wo 4 года назад +6

      Damn it, that's all I'm gonna think about now

  • @johnfath996
    @johnfath996 7 лет назад +2379

    I like how Grog has higher wisdom than Tiberius.

    • @plice6719
      @plice6719 5 лет назад +175

      And Scanlan

    • @acespades5722
      @acespades5722 5 лет назад +331

      Oh, grog the wise give your guidance

    • @filipferencak2717
      @filipferencak2717 5 лет назад +181

      So THAT'S why he's so eloquent and worded.

    • @vigilantsycamore8750
      @vigilantsycamore8750 5 лет назад +336

      Tiberius is an academic, right? As someone who's hopefully going to start university soon, I can confirm that wisdom is not our strong suit

    • @fenzelian
      @fenzelian 4 года назад +316

      "I can see all of you."
      "Not me!"
      "Don't be so sure, dragonborn."
      "He's pretty good!"

  • @TheAnimePrincessRose
    @TheAnimePrincessRose 4 года назад +611

    "Talk, small annoying creature..."
    Me: Uh... You do remember that this "small annoying creature" just decapitated your King and husband yesterday like a total badass, right?

    • @elbruces
      @elbruces 4 года назад +84

      Villain rule number one, never sound impressed.

    • @chrisrudolf9839
      @chrisrudolf9839 3 года назад +43

      Yes, she does. That's part of why this small creature is so annoying. :-)

    • @supremeguardian1395
      @supremeguardian1395 2 года назад +15

      Idk if someone decapitated my spouse before my eyes I'd be pretty annoyed

    • @ALJ9000
      @ALJ9000 Год назад

      @@elbruces Several villains have broken that rule, some multiple times

    • @elbruces
      @elbruces Год назад

      @@ALJ9000
      Yeah well, they shouldn't have.

  • @blueskyinfiniti
    @blueskyinfiniti 5 лет назад +384

    I love it. Pike is never there to see Scanlan be awesome, it so works with the dynamic.

  • @kenziemckeever1605
    @kenziemckeever1605 6 лет назад +892

    "There are many things in the water... Fish, crustaceans..." After all the serious stuff Matt has had Clarotta say, that just got me.

    • @UrbanJackal
      @UrbanJackal 4 года назад +145

      Still not better than "did you know this illithid?"
      "Daaaaave...."

    • @lisagaughan7154
      @lisagaughan7154 2 года назад +18

      @@UrbanJackal I thought Scanlan said that.

  • @Edithae
    @Edithae 8 лет назад +300

    Row row row your boat
    gently down the stream
    if you see a druid shape shifting into a shark
    don't forget to scream

  • @TimStamper89
    @TimStamper89 2 года назад +87

    Liams "I fucking love this game" is so great
    This whole 7 years has happened because your man wanted to relive a bit of his childhood

  • @Law-of-EnTropy
    @Law-of-EnTropy 4 года назад +330

    Matt: "There aren't usually this much penis jokes in these sessions, uhh. . ."
    Laura: *we can fix that*

    • @kariissmol9172
      @kariissmol9172 2 года назад +10

      Jester Lavorre enters the Chat

    • @NehpetsMug
      @NehpetsMug Год назад

      Laura you either die a hero or live long enough to become the villain

  • @Tamashikiri
    @Tamashikiri 8 лет назад +1545

    Am I the only one who finds it weird seeing a clean-shaven Sam Riegel after 8 episodes of his beard?

  • @MrBunitj
    @MrBunitj 8 лет назад +3514

    Why didn't I start when this show started, 3-hour episodes, so many to go, must keep watching, must satisfy my new addiction, my life is in ruins, my studies neglected, what is a shower? Life as I know it is over until I have caught up!

    • @Incurafy
      @Incurafy 8 лет назад +91

      You and me both, I desperately want to catch up but there's just so much to get through! XD

    • @SterlingVanlaere
      @SterlingVanlaere 7 лет назад +32

      We will make it eventually :)

    • @MrBunitj
      @MrBunitj 7 лет назад +93

      +Cedric Meury episode 17. malnutrition is starting to kick in. the sleep depravity is making me hallucinate that trinket is sneaking up on me. I jump up for cuddles only to find my self alone. my family, an able to get through to me are gone. but i barely notice. I just fall back into the warm embrace of critical role, letting Gross voice sooth me and Vex warm my heart and Matt guide me.

    • @SterlingVanlaere
      @SterlingVanlaere 7 лет назад +47

      I would like to ... encourage ... food ;)

    • @wahlflower3517
      @wahlflower3517 7 лет назад +17

      I wish you guys the best of luck. You can do it. Some day you might be able to watch the show live on Twitch like me.

  • @OldSchoolGM94
    @OldSchoolGM94 5 лет назад +417

    2:40:00 is Matt Mercer slowly panicking inside as the party decides they want to explore the artistic bits of the map that has nothing prepped for it.

    • @ClericOfPholtus
      @ClericOfPholtus Год назад +26

      Every DM relating so hard
      Or the opposite
      Designing a super detailed specific enemy headquarters only for the party to completely leave that landmass for other shores on a different sidequest lol

  • @UltramanExplained
    @UltramanExplained 5 лет назад +1118

    Love that the chat window is gone. Much better having more map, mini, and character sheet visuals. Amazing job!

    • @Logan_Baron
      @Logan_Baron 4 года назад +156

      There were a few toxic and troll comments in chat at the time, which I think was the main reason. But honestly even without that it is better to use that space for game stuff as you say.

    • @kasiamleczarska9078
      @kasiamleczarska9078 3 года назад +60

      @@Logan_Baron Yeah, the trolls in the chat were distracting and upsetting. It's better not to have the chat visible at all.

    • @acidset
      @acidset 3 года назад +24

      It was fine to start with chat though as they didn't have that many members in the start

    • @laurenfiorucci6010
      @laurenfiorucci6010 3 года назад +32

      The chat was so distracting!!

    • @Mollohandro
      @Mollohandro 2 года назад +11

      I watch Critical Role for BarfyMan362’s Twitch chat comments. Now they’re gone…

  • @snakeace0
    @snakeace0 8 лет назад +628

    vax:" Grog are you are skinning a boar over there?"
    Grog:" Yep ,thats what they call it in some countries.."
    Comedy gold.

  • @camdenwestergreen5329
    @camdenwestergreen5329 8 лет назад +1372

    I am convinced that Sam is an actual Gnome

  • @foziarasheed2676
    @foziarasheed2676 4 года назад +181

    Liam and Laura actually act like they're siblings,the little fight for the leather armour was hilarious 😂

    • @j.j.s.7083
      @j.j.s.7083 2 года назад +7

      Omg I died when Liam pretended to grab her ear. Such good humor lol

  • @IrisCorven
    @IrisCorven 3 года назад +131

    Scanlan: "I cast polymorph on myself..."
    *Matt stares in disapproval*

  • @Kyshakk
    @Kyshakk 7 лет назад +539

    26:33 - Vax voices Tiberius
    30:18 - Vax rolls a natural 20
    31:30 - Scanlan speaks
    33:26 - Sam (Scanlan) takes a chance by asking Matt to let him re-roll
    36:30 - Scanlan's Proposal
    37:01 - Scanlan says "I would promise, but I don't make promises to dogs."
    50:55 - Bum-rush the Queen and give her a hug
    53:50 - Grog panic
    56:00 - Scanlan's Cutting Words
    56:43 - Scanlan sings "No, don't him me"
    59:45 - Shoot her
    1:00:56 - Scanlan sings "Yeah"
    1:12:00 - K'Varn Speaks
    1:13:10 - Beholders have ears?
    1:18:06 - Kima's Healing Touch
    1:20:05 - Anyone else here travis say " I'm sleeping on the couch tonight
    1:21:28 - Scanlan distracts Kima.
    1:22:58 - Keyleth talks
    1:24:14 - Grogs excitement
    1:24:27 - Matt is The Whisper (apparently something he would often do in the original game)
    1:25:00 - It gets deep, like, underdark deep
    1:27:30 - Tiberius is a sweetheart
    1:29:02 - Scanlan distracts with polymorph.
    1:49:53 - Scanlan's polymorph wears off.
    1:55:51 - Vex takes off her chainmail whilst Grogg draws Kimma.
    1:56:20 - Grog: "Can I roll a stealth check?"
    1:57:30 - Grog sees Vax's foot
    2:01:02 - Flower girl Grog returns
    2:06:45 - Scanlan sings "push it real good"
    2:20:10 - Vax and Vex role sibling persuasion against one another
    2:27:00 - The Grog cannonball.
    2:27:55 - COLD! COLD! COLD!
    2:37:14 - Scanlan sings a boat song, sorta.
    3:05:30 - "I would like to Rave!"

    • @Shepard312
      @Shepard312 7 лет назад +5

      ayy thanks, fam.

    • @treelobster6137
      @treelobster6137 7 лет назад +28

      For 1:20:05 ish it sounds more like he's saying "You're sleeping on the couch", which makes more sense given the context.

    • @DarknessHasFallen666
      @DarknessHasFallen666 5 лет назад +4

      BUMP - rewatching is hard when all the timestamps are buried!

    • @mocinina
      @mocinina 5 лет назад +1

      Thanks

    • @maagicmaan569
      @maagicmaan569 5 лет назад +4

      You are the prototype Flando

  • @onirein3217
    @onirein3217 9 лет назад +235

    "Do you have a mic you can conjure and drop" -Grog (hahahaha)

  • @spacewooly
    @spacewooly 3 года назад +258

    Matt: "there aren't usually this many penis jokes in a session, just happened to be one of those days"....
    Oh if only he knew Traveler-Con Awaited him in the future.

  • @Mr9TalesFox
    @Mr9TalesFox 3 года назад +106

    VEX: I want to check if she alive.
    DM: She is dead.
    VEX: Ok I loot her.
    :D

    • @ALJ9000
      @ALJ9000 Год назад +2

      Priorities, if you can’t save em’ loot em’

  • @EvanMcVeigh
    @EvanMcVeigh 8 лет назад +507

    every time matt says "it apears to be" or some such vaguity I expect it to be falllowed with "you step into the room, it is a mouth, you are consumed" or "looks like water, it's acid" I had too many horrible dm when in elementary school.

    • @bryanwoods3373
      @bryanwoods3373 7 лет назад +69

      I was second DM for a beginner D&D weekly event at a local game shop. Last session before the shop closed, I made a giant map that had a large bridge over a river and connecting two lands. I had to spend five minutes arguing with my players that it was a strong and secure bridge that would not be blown up. They still didn't cross it. Main DM is laughing because we've obviously taught them well.

    • @tamriilin
      @tamriilin 7 лет назад +125

      That's horrible. DMs intentionally gaslighting and abusing players is fucked to me. The DM isn't there to play the game against you or to lure you into some sort of "Gotcha!", the DM is there to facilitate telling a story and managing the world. If the world is dangerous and the players are careless, they die, but the DM shouldn't be inventing things specifically to murder players out of some sense of maniacism.

    • @bryanwoods3373
      @bryanwoods3373 7 лет назад +55

      tamriilin Depends on how they do it and intent. I've tricked players on several occasions because I'm trying to teach them to think. Most of the time, I'm providing hints throughout. I've then explained exactly what was going on afterwards so they can see the full narrative and an idea of the lesson.

    • @TomDufall
      @TomDufall 7 лет назад +83

      You've got to find a good balance. You don't want your players getting cocky and it's great to see a trap fall into place, but equally you don't want players rolling perception on every corner out of fear.

    • @MrLordDarlington
      @MrLordDarlington 7 лет назад +33

      Traps are important, you need them around but you need to use them in moderation. If your party is getting a bit excessively cautious, to the point of refusing to proceed, you'll likely need to lighten up on them a bit. If the opposite is the case, and they are getting a bit overly cocky, crack down on them, throw a series of dangerous traps in to bring back that sense of danger, or introduce a set of particularly trying encounters.

  • @necry9583
    @necry9583 8 лет назад +468

    Grog wakes
    Burned a bit,
    See queen poof and get winked at
    Suddenly giant rock monster makes noise and starts running with the cart,
    Grog has had a bad day

    • @the22attacker
      @the22attacker 5 лет назад

      No shit Sherlock

    • @MrCarlBackhausen
      @MrCarlBackhausen 4 года назад

      To him, it seems like a great day tbh :P

    • @UrbanJackal
      @UrbanJackal 4 года назад +4

      @@MrCarlBackhausen but there wasn't any ale.

  • @stuart5350
    @stuart5350 2 года назад +410

    25:22 - Game starts
    35:20 - Scanlan’s speech to queen, 37 - he doesn’t make promises to dogs
    51:35 - Scanlan “Get lost motherfucker!”
    54:50 - Earth elemental Keyleth saves Grog
    1:00:40 - Percy kills Duergar, saving Scanlan
    (They question the queen and K’Varn talks through(?) her)
    1:16:00 - Grog is feeling ignored, then Kima heals him
    1:22:10 - Scanlan’s third nipple
    1:24:10 - Vax does an insight on Keyleth, gets a WHISPER
    (Keyleth gets emotional and they all try to talk her down)
    1:29:05 - Scanlan tries to show Kima his dick, but I actually like this moment for Grog’s reaction
    1:32:05 - Break starts
    1:49:35 - Break ends
    1:49:53 - Scanlan’s CUBE!
    1:55:50 - Vex strips, “Grog” feverishly starts sketching
    1:57:15 - Pike heals Vax’s foot
    2:00:08 - A little Vax/Keyleth moment
    2:19:55 - Vax and Vex fight over armor, Vex wins
    2:28:08 - Grog jumps into freezing water, more penis jokes
    (Percy takes 2 hours to fix a boat, sail, then they find cave filled with undead)
    2:50:55 - Game ends

  • @angelaoneal5169
    @angelaoneal5169 2 года назад +82

    2:01:38 Percival: "No matter what happens, don't enter the temple until we've all had a moment to figure out what's happening."
    2:01:57 Vex: "So enter the temple. Understood."
    2:01:59 Percival: "Understood. Excellent."

  • @freecrazymonkey
    @freecrazymonkey 7 лет назад +1369

    At about 1:48:34 they come back from break (for all of you mobile users)

    • @domstar100
      @domstar100 7 лет назад +30

      thank you so much you are a saint.

    • @316malica
      @316malica 7 лет назад +18

      much appreciated

    • @storarperur26
      @storarperur26 7 лет назад +78

      you are not the hero we deserve, but the hero we need

    • @MegaMathewj
      @MegaMathewj 7 лет назад +12

      your a bloody legend

    • @morganalefae3137
      @morganalefae3137 7 лет назад +14

      Toni Snakes thank you, merciful RUclipsr

  • @1ManJusticeLeague
    @1ManJusticeLeague 7 лет назад +194

    2:33:30 (wow, I'm talkative today) Did I ever mention I fucking loved the bottle gag? Both the initial "I have this [empty bottle]; I'm good" whenever anyone mentioned packing an air supply, and then the reveal that Tiberius actually wasn't being dumb and the bottle is a magic item.

    • @aarondavis7391
      @aarondavis7391 4 года назад +12

      I highly suspected this was a "bottle of air" (magic item) the first time he pulled it out I'm happy to see that it actually is.

  • @AzLolFun
    @AzLolFun 4 года назад +72

    The image of Scanlon singing "No don't hit me" making the duregar actually miss is killing me 😂

  • @Arucan
    @Arucan 4 года назад +346

    Matt Mercer just listed off my party as the dead group covered in cobwebs. We fit that exactly. We TPKed in the underdark and our bodies were never found.

    • @NoriMori1992
      @NoriMori1992 4 года назад +25

      Whoa.

    • @obsidiannightwolfe13
      @obsidiannightwolfe13 3 года назад +18

      Foreshadowing

    • @januzzell8631
      @januzzell8631 3 года назад +27

      It's canon now :D

    • @S_047
      @S_047 3 года назад +16

      Bruh.. that's awesome. Know it's been a while but you down to tell the tale?

    • @Arucan
      @Arucan 3 года назад +43

      @@S_047 not much to say really. We went in acting too big for our boots and the DM sent a rogue mindflayer and some Duergar after us. We were level 4 or so so it didnt go too well.

  • @JD-ix1ey
    @JD-ix1ey 7 лет назад +510

    I love that Grog quietly says, "You're sleeping on the couch tonight." after Vex says he only looks manly now. Little things like that are what make this series so good!

    • @rock21611
      @rock21611 5 лет назад +117

      That’s not in character, Laura and Travis are married.

  • @valritz1489
    @valritz1489 8 лет назад +834

    Percy made a boat!
    With guns.
    A gunboat.

    • @zekezukowski7431
      @zekezukowski7431 7 лет назад +77

      Shoot the encounter. Stop having it be alive.

    • @themasquerade9868
      @themasquerade9868 7 лет назад +22

      I like you guys.

    • @WexMajor82
      @WexMajor82 6 лет назад +26

      Wait for him to build a dungeon... A GUNGEON!

    • @Fyreflier
      @Fyreflier 6 лет назад +18

      Guns and ships and so the balance shifts...

    • @ichuckpieatcars
      @ichuckpieatcars 5 лет назад +5

      Honestly didn't expect to find a Bill Wurtz reference in these comments... well done

  • @vix_4783
    @vix_4783 2 года назад +82

    Tiberius calling himself a glass canon whilst having more hit points and AC than most the other party members sendsss meeeee

    • @jameshorsman2304
      @jameshorsman2304 8 месяцев назад +19

      well he is just trying to be greedy and take more magic items for himself there is no logic or numbers behind it you can visually see his irritation when he gave away the circlet as well

  • @iutiuber58
    @iutiuber58 3 года назад +118

    The first whisper in the show, and Sam is already using the moment to advertise something. I love it!

  • @Kristymysticwater
    @Kristymysticwater 7 лет назад +286

    that sibling contest persuasion roll was priceless XD

    • @UrbanJackal
      @UrbanJackal 4 года назад +19

      I was hoping Laura would say "Vex stomped on his pinky nubbin!"

  • @herz5159
    @herz5159 6 лет назад +260

    Vax and Vex fighting over that armour was the cutest thing ever

  • @mancerayder8010
    @mancerayder8010 Год назад +24

    Percy is the best. Waits for his turn and plays his character plain and simple.

  • @Vermillionx
    @Vermillionx 10 месяцев назад +41

    The longer I go on, the more I appreciate Grog and Scanlan for bringing some lighthearted humor into the group.

  • @paulkline1574
    @paulkline1574 6 лет назад +123

    "Is this normal?" , "None of this is normal." Best two line description of the entire adventure.

  • @WTFM
    @WTFM 8 лет назад +191

    the infamous DM's whisper... usually bring frightening news lol

  • @shauncagney2811
    @shauncagney2811 3 года назад +69

    Matt: "at the edge of the island you see a bioluminescent, fungal forest"
    The party: *sheer horror/disgust*
    Keyleth the Hippie Druid: "I LOVE IT CAN WE KEEP IT!?"

  • @laffinggas8068
    @laffinggas8068 4 года назад +93

    Scanlan: ah dont hit me
    Dwarf: Its hard to argue with his assessment

  • @darkbunny9994
    @darkbunny9994 6 лет назад +277

    One of my favorite phrases of Matt's is his "best you can tell..." because it makes it so that there isn't really a definitive answer as to whether there is danger or not.

    • @terrimoran4428
      @terrimoran4428 2 года назад +21

      I know this is late but I thought I'd add it for fun. My DM always says "As far as you can tell, you are hidden." to every stealth roll. From a Nat 20 to Nat 1. I love and hate it. It adds a fun bit of tension.

  • @lafken2
    @lafken2 7 лет назад +123

    2:30:21 "You all watch as Grog is now riding a shark."
    How can anyone say that with a straight face? Awesome image.

  • @galev3955
    @galev3955 3 года назад +138

    Travis, dejected: oh.. you need magic to use it :/
    Matt: no
    Travis: looks around excitedly
    Everyone: ignores him
    My heart < / 3

    • @godspeedhero3671
      @godspeedhero3671 2 года назад +7

      To be fair, he can rage and REALLY doesn't need it.

  • @arunoc7208
    @arunoc7208 3 года назад +63

    I'm almost entirely convinced that that Freudian slip from Matt (Calling Clarota, K'varn) is hinting at a Clarota betrayal

  • @JoyAndAgony
    @JoyAndAgony 6 лет назад +153

    every time Sam doesn't know how to do things because he was always so itty bitty before is adorable. "I never rolled a d10 before!" i'm dying

  • @kathe.s.268
    @kathe.s.268 8 лет назад +452

    For a pretty independant character, Vax'Ildan makes for a good leader of the party. Or atleast, it feels like he takes up leadership more often than not.

    • @jime7001
      @jime7001 8 лет назад +135

      Yeah. He's a reasonably good diplomat.
      But he's terrible at making plans. He usually just stealths ahead and throws his daggers at lone guards.

    • @kathe.s.268
      @kathe.s.268 8 лет назад +26

      +Jimmy Evans ah well, they're all terrible at something or the other. Just found myself very surprised when I noticed it. Then again, I did create a rogue who also exhibits leadership qualities and a flair for diplomacy. Suppose it is possible :)

    • @sarahhebert4398
      @sarahhebert4398 6 лет назад +34

      I found myself thinking the same thing! Everyone seems to take his words well and wait for him to agree to plans. He’s a good leader, of a democratic group

    • @joshangrian
      @joshangrian 6 лет назад +62

      The game started as a birthday adventure for Liam, it's not surprising that his character is an impromptu leader in the group.

    • @beneteus3833
      @beneteus3833 6 лет назад +8

      if you realy want a leader type rogue you can also easely take dex as main and cha as second stat as rogues with all their proficencies and experties dont need that good other stats, and you can dump str and con to 10 so you can get also mediocer int and wis..

  • @Babawze
    @Babawze 4 года назад +494

    When Matt started describing the translucent deformed crab i found myself singing :
    Underdark sea
    !
    Underdark sea
    !
    Darling it's better
    Down where it's darker
    Take it from me
    Up on the surface they work all day
    Out in the sun they slave away
    While we devotin'
    Full time to flayin'
    Underdark sea!

    • @chimedemon
      @chimedemon 4 года назад +11

      I love you.

    • @bearbones7913
      @bearbones7913 4 года назад +25

      Just so you know...I had to sing this

    • @obi-wank-enobi
      @obi-wank-enobi 4 года назад +19

      Sir you dropped theese🏆🎤

    • @luckyfluf0
      @luckyfluf0 3 года назад +8

      A funny parody worthy of any bard. Absolutely awesome! XD

    • @OokamiSolstice92
      @OokamiSolstice92 2 года назад +2

      @CriticalRole @GeekandSundry 👀

  • @Taffoman
    @Taffoman Год назад +130

    God damn the discussion between Vex and Keyleth after Matt's whispering sends chills down my spine... So much emotion!

  • @RenoHex
    @RenoHex 8 лет назад +206

    "Oh, you're talking? We're doing the talking thing?" I LOVE this series!

    • @sogwatchman
      @sogwatchman 8 лет назад +19

      +King Karitsa sounds like a Nathan Fillion comment...

  • @TheLoredOfBored
    @TheLoredOfBored 8 лет назад +275

    I love how Percy is emo to the extremo.

    • @cosmic_poet7326
      @cosmic_poet7326 4 года назад +7

      TheLoredOfBored Well.....Taliesins twitter name is „executivegoth“. He probably likes goths.

    • @filipferencak2717
      @filipferencak2717 4 года назад +6

      @@cosmic_poet7326 He is goth

    • @mazie1874
      @mazie1874 4 года назад +6

      TheLoredOfBored it’s not Percy. It’s just Taliesin.

  • @BLKDEVX
    @BLKDEVX Год назад +32

    Grog steals the show
    "OH don't worry about me, I've only been missing for f×#king 2days!"
    🤣🤣🤣

    • @kattriella1331
      @kattriella1331 Год назад +1

      I thought he said two weeks?

    • @BLKDEVX
      @BLKDEVX Год назад

      @@kattriella1331 makes his line even better

  • @balloonattics6186
    @balloonattics6186 4 года назад +560

    Im new to critical role, and felt compelled to mention how it's getting me through this terrible Coronavirus lockdown in the UK.
    We're all losing friends/family, and this is the best antidote I've found.
    ...
    Thank you all.

    • @Roseblade-om8zx
      @Roseblade-om8zx 4 года назад +6

      I understand how you feel though as I've started it a few days ago

    • @obsidiannightwolfe13
      @obsidiannightwolfe13 3 года назад +3

      You guys have some amazingly beautiful and horribly depressing times ahead. Just remember the words "Is it worth it?" And watch for Sam/scanlan to say it. It's easy to miss. Also don't read too many comments.

    • @Beacuzz
      @Beacuzz 3 года назад +1

      I'm going back into lockdown and so glad I started this

    • @mahtanel7049
      @mahtanel7049 3 года назад +3

      Hang in there! Cheers from Montreal! I'm an art student and most of the time I need to stay in front of a screen 24/7 and 10 months into the pandemic I don't really have mental energy to draw, critical role helps so much, literally the only thing that gives me comforting and allows me to stay and work instead of just watching tiktoks in bed. Anyway, I hope you're doing well!

    • @mattpeterson7074
      @mattpeterson7074 3 года назад +2

      Hope all is going well. Our family has been locked down pretty fierce for going on a year now. Peace and love friends!

  • @Wrathful2000
    @Wrathful2000 7 лет назад +520

    I hope they keep their promise to Clarota and free his people even if it's difficult. I want a happy ending for Clarota.

    • @RoadtoOlympics
      @RoadtoOlympics 7 лет назад +72

      Clarence*

    • @companyoflosers
      @companyoflosers 5 лет назад +48

      not spoiling anything seriously since this is my first time watching this campaign, but mind flayers lose their individuality when they are in the mental range of an elder brain. my guess is as soon as they enter mind-flayer city, he suddenly loses all individuality and starts treating them as strangers. idk if the elder brain might be interested in them but if not, non-thralls in a mind flayer city would most likely not be tolerated... unless matt changes the way flayers work in his campaign, but idk. depends on how faithful he stays or strays from the source material.

    • @TheMento98
      @TheMento98 5 лет назад +27

      @@companyoflosers Since this is homebrew I assume he did change this, but he did also say during a chain of dialogue like right after they met Clarence that all the flairs are individual thinkers but share a stream of knowledge that is a hive mind. But you're 4 months ahead of me so you obviously know more than I.

    • @nicoruppert4207
      @nicoruppert4207 5 лет назад +10

      Doesn't he have that mind protecting thing?

    • @MrCarlBackhausen
      @MrCarlBackhausen 4 года назад +14

      I know that this is late and you most likely know the answer by now. But i just started watching and all i can say is:
      1, He's a freaking Mind Flayer, there is NO WAY there can be a happy ending when you're dealing with Mind Flayers!
      And
      2, THEY ARE LOOKING FOR A HORN OF ORCUS! 🤣
      Orcus! There is NO WAAAAY that can end well!
      Orcus is amoung the badest of the bad entities in all of D&D.
      So, Mind Flayer+SUPER EVIL artifact. Nah, death and bad shit is on the horizon for sure! 🤣

  • @ThePCguy17
    @ThePCguy17 7 лет назад +180

    Did anyone else notice there's an arrow pointing at Sam that says "I play with poop," because that cracked me up.

    • @fisharepeopletoo9653
      @fisharepeopletoo9653 4 года назад +9

      I came searching for this comment, yours is literally the only one i found after all this time. I am shocked

    • @elbruces
      @elbruces 4 года назад +9

      He probably wrote it himself.

    • @ajwest5569
      @ajwest5569 3 года назад +2

      when?

    • @ThePCguy17
      @ThePCguy17 3 года назад +2

      @@ajwest5569 literally the whole time, it's on the blackboard behind him
      it's been years since I watched this, so it might have changed at the intermission of something, but it's there for a good long time

    • @ajwest5569
      @ajwest5569 3 года назад +2

      @@ThePCguy17 damn, i must have rolled a nat 1 for perception because i didn't notice the entire time

  • @RooSandwich
    @RooSandwich 5 лет назад +71

    "AHHHHHHHHHHhhhhh DON'T HIT MEEEEee" Scanlan is the best

  • @Sam-il2ff
    @Sam-il2ff 5 лет назад +166

    Travis seems so happy to be back. I really missed his energy the last couple episodes (first time watcher, I've been missing out)

  • @Mirikal
    @Mirikal 8 лет назад +73

    Keyleth, "Oh that's true. We don't need her, we just need her brain."
    ...that moment when you realize that although Good and Evil are relative, both sides might just consider you to be the bad guy.

    • @zacharygadzinski3147
      @zacharygadzinski3147 4 года назад +9

      Nuetral characters are the bane to good and evil alike.

    • @bruceh8567
      @bruceh8567 4 года назад

      @@zacharygadzinski3147 A good reason for their initial separation

  • @Har1eywood
    @Har1eywood 7 лет назад +389

    Is no one going to talk about the moment where Keyleth says "I just hope we're not the darkness." and Tiberius just says "Oh, do you need light?" and then uses his light spell. I laughed so hard at that!

    • @theinevitablemadness8881
      @theinevitablemadness8881 4 года назад +23

      Keyleth is reaching some self importance but sounds incredibly stupid.

    • @graggygod
      @graggygod 3 года назад +33

      Orion is amazing at showing what low wisdom is

    • @NarutoUzumaki-jg4pw
      @NarutoUzumaki-jg4pw 3 года назад +18

      @@theinevitablemadness8881 Yeahh I get the point she's trying to make but I feel Marisha doesn't understand that it makes no sense in the context of the world. If Lady Kima follows a God of good alignment, then she is good, and anything her God tells her to do is good. It's that simple, so this whole 'How do you know what you're doing is right?' angle doesn't make any sense, she KNOWS what she's doing is right because an OMNIPOTENT GOD FUCKING SAID SO.

    • @sammelm5357
      @sammelm5357 3 года назад +48

      @@NarutoUzumaki-jg4pw that really depends on how much importance you give to the alignment system. I personally find the black and white interpretation quite boring. In my view "this god is lawful good" is an observation by humans/dwarfs/elfs/... and no inherent property of that god. I like to think that orcs view Grumsh as good.
      And just because you follow a good god does not justify every deed. Even devout followers can go to far (see Pike for an example)

    • @NarutoUzumaki-jg4pw
      @NarutoUzumaki-jg4pw 3 года назад +3

      @@sammelm5357 It has nothing to do with the alignment system, but hey obviously you can homebrew it however you want. But there's not much point in discussing homebrew now is there?

  • @malisimulator1315
    @malisimulator1315 4 года назад +122

    When Matt did that voice for Kvarn, I immediately thaught of Hermaeus Mora from the Elder Scrolls, really makes your skin crawl good, amazing job Matt!

  • @cassiemoyles4177
    @cassiemoyles4177 2 года назад +32

    I love how klaroda seemed to legit be pleased that they offered for him to stay with them. I kinda love that. I fully expect him to be like "you guys? Hell no"

  • @danielevans545
    @danielevans545 8 лет назад +2104

    So much better with the chat window gone.

    • @marto_sauce9564
      @marto_sauce9564 8 лет назад +52

      agreed

    • @mariusgry5800
      @mariusgry5800 8 лет назад +29

      +Martin Banno hell yeah, they just pissed me off : v

    • @welsh7419
      @welsh7419 8 лет назад +124

      +Daniel Evans It went too fast to read anyway...

    • @OrphanHart
      @OrphanHart 8 лет назад +47

      too negative

    • @guy31978
      @guy31978 8 лет назад +213

      There were fun things in the chat window, but yeah, it was too distracting, I was forever squinting to read it and then realise I'd missed some dialogue.

  • @space_pirate_calamity
    @space_pirate_calamity 6 лет назад +344

    "Bio-luminescent fungal forest." Dammit, in Blackreach again XD

    • @acespades5722
      @acespades5722 5 лет назад +25

      Every road leads to black reach

    • @michaelbonyak3517
      @michaelbonyak3517 4 года назад +5

      Wanna like but don't wanna ruin 69

    • @joefloggg3257
      @joefloggg3257 4 года назад +6

      The Falmer will Rise again

    • @DJenser
      @DJenser 4 года назад +9

      And, once again, you can't drop Serana as a companion...

    • @diamondflaw
      @diamondflaw 4 года назад +13

      Begin looking for a bunch of red herbs that make an annoying noise.

  • @A_Knight44
    @A_Knight44 5 лет назад +145

    I liked the part where they talk and comfort Keyleth. They don't do a lot of roleplaying unless it's for laughs (which I certainly don't mind, it's hilarious) so is it's to see a serious moment like this.

  • @excusemeprincess8252
    @excusemeprincess8252 3 года назад +171

    “There aren’t usually this many penis jokes”
    *distant TMN laughs*

  • @frabjuosity
    @frabjuosity 8 лет назад +327

    I love how each of the players seem to be playing the perfect kind of character for their body type/personality. Like I can see Marisha as an elven druid, Orion as a dragonborn, Sam as a gnome - and Travis is just the perfect goliath.

    • @stefaniisthecutest8447
      @stefaniisthecutest8447 8 лет назад +71

      Only thing is Travis is actually really smart

    • @Laughing_Dragon
      @Laughing_Dragon 8 лет назад +35

      +Stefani IsTheCutest but damn can he act good as a dumb fuck XD

    • @hampsterpig7866
      @hampsterpig7866 8 лет назад +5

      +Kiero Vance™ (Kyrobolt) I can't tell if your grammar is intentionally ironic or not.

    • @frabjuosity
      @frabjuosity 8 лет назад +30

      +Czieg czieg Really, you're gonna be that guy..? Go outside, bro. There are more interesting ways to fill your time than worrying about people's grammar on the internet.

    • @luxe.8419
      @luxe.8419 6 лет назад +47

      Mm, Taliesin makes a great imitation of a human.

  • @Isobibbel
    @Isobibbel 8 лет назад +117

    vex low key stealing vax's armour? as a twin myself that sounds accurate ^_^;;

  • @SpaceFam13
    @SpaceFam13 2 года назад +26

    That whole freaking bit at 1:24:38 about THE WHISPER Travis is so fcking funny he's like a big kid 😂 I love these guys lol

  • @Emolly6518
    @Emolly6518 2 года назад +29

    Lady Keemah : 'You caught me at a rough time"
    Keyleth: "understandable"

    • @yeekski
      @yeekski 2 года назад +1

      how did you spell her name so abhorrently wrong?

  • @sunlightroad4645
    @sunlightroad4645 6 лет назад +121

    Orion's sound effects are probably my favorite thing. "I take out my bottle of air."
    *Thoomp*

  • @ToastyRoyale
    @ToastyRoyale 7 лет назад +497

    They start at 16:44 for you impatient folk.

    • @dontedoestuff
      @dontedoestuff 7 лет назад +18

      I've gotten into the routine of fast forwarding to about 15:30 in every video. appreciate the thought though, thank you

    • @Eorzat
      @Eorzat 7 лет назад +45

      If skipping 30 minutes every video for content that I've already seen/listened to more than once before makes me "impatient", then I'm guilty as charged.

    • @ToastyRoyale
      @ToastyRoyale 7 лет назад +43

      That's all we needed to hear. Take him away, boys.

    • @SickFlicksTrick
      @SickFlicksTrick 7 лет назад

      Thank you :)

    • @dermot671
      @dermot671 7 лет назад

      King Toasty

  • @iamrandom2498
    @iamrandom2498 5 лет назад +61

    Scanlan coming our here with the SHADE, like God damn son, didn't know you casted vicious mockery again

  • @evie3750
    @evie3750 3 года назад +26

    “hold on, that’s unfair!”
    “why?”
    *whispered* “he insight checked you, keyleth, he insight checked you!”
    i love them

  • @vankampwn674
    @vankampwn674 8 лет назад +85

    after Sam (Scanlan) said "it's like a square" at around 1:50:15, I just lost it. I'm convinced he's just always in character in his daily life

    • @elbruces
      @elbruces 4 года назад +10

      Scanlan is a toned down version of Sam.

    • @filipferencak2717
      @filipferencak2717 4 года назад +5

      @@elbruces Based on his ads and outfits, I don't even consider this a joke.

    • @dherrera7279
      @dherrera7279 4 года назад +2

      The cube!

  • @biohazard724
    @biohazard724 8 лет назад +376

    I would have LOVED to hear Pike's input on the debate

  • @mynxmaine5287
    @mynxmaine5287 5 лет назад +208

    2:28:26 “there aren’t usually this many penis jokes in a session folks” and then Jester happened

    • @fardareismai4495
      @fardareismai4495 3 года назад +17

      The latest episode is literally called "devoutness and dicks"😂😂 (campaign 2 episode 107)

    • @krimhorn
      @krimhorn 3 года назад +3

      My reaction to that comment was "There WILL be!"

    • @asimpletrashgoblin8109
      @asimpletrashgoblin8109 3 года назад +11

      And for anyone curious, I think the total dick count was like 90 something mentions. Critrole stats everybody!!

    • @krimhorn
      @krimhorn 3 года назад +4

      @@asimpletrashgoblin8109 Critrole Stats: doing the Important Work since 2015

    • @Pagan_Jak
      @Pagan_Jak 3 года назад +1

      yeah i had to laugh at how quickly he changed the subject every time there was a dick joke in this episode after i got caught up on the mighty nien arc (this is as far as i have gotten in the VM campaign so i dont know if it will change later on or not)

  • @obi-wank-enobi
    @obi-wank-enobi 4 года назад +71

    I like to imagine that when queen allura reappeared from banishment all the party memeber were just standing around her arms cross and shes just like
    *Chuckles* "I'm in danger"