Stupid People Walking into Glass

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  • Опубликовано: 25 дек 2024

Комментарии • 10 тыс.

  • @FartNSniff
    @FartNSniff  6 лет назад +390

    And here's PART 2 -- Smart People Walking into Things ruclips.net/video/3qDUe0onXS4/видео.html

    • @phoenixashes1371
      @phoenixashes1371 6 лет назад +1

      Mark Belshaw sucks!

    • @muffinmonster2634
      @muffinmonster2634 6 лет назад +1

      2:31 hahaha get it right the first time 😂😂

    • @madstill9519
      @madstill9519 6 лет назад +1

      10 Favorite Things it

    • @abdullanasser1387
      @abdullanasser1387 6 лет назад +1

      10 Favorite Things 1:51 don't blame the kids they just like it that way blame the octopus hair looking lady

    • @ericyang7455
      @ericyang7455 6 лет назад

      You sound so alone

  • @sg4380
    @sg4380 7 лет назад +1815

    "Welcome to planet earth, that was glass you met earlier" Fucking legend

  • @paigepopejoy
    @paigepopejoy 8 лет назад +2589

    "Welcome to planet earth, that was glass that you met earlier". Bwahahaha

    • @nxise0001
      @nxise0001 7 лет назад +32

      Paige Popejoy Ikr it was hilarious

    • @essybessy
      @essybessy 7 лет назад +10

      Paige Popejoy THIS ONE HAS GOT TO BE MY FAVOURITE 😂😂😂

    • @Sprenner
      @Sprenner 7 лет назад +5

      xDD

    • @kawaiilupitaplays6805
      @kawaiilupitaplays6805 7 лет назад +2

      Paige Popejoy 900th like

    • @alvinderama3196
      @alvinderama3196 7 лет назад +13

      "Hello glass, I'm stupid. Glad to meet ya."

  • @cicta
    @cicta 8 лет назад +1758

    "welcome to planet earth that was glass you just met."

  • @Sofia-jl6nf
    @Sofia-jl6nf 6 лет назад +804

    Garfield found his job as a narrator and is doing great!

  • @jcraig6431
    @jcraig6431 8 лет назад +4487

    You kind of sound like Garfield.

    • @FartNSniff
      @FartNSniff  8 лет назад +488

      Yeah and I also love Lasagna.... :D

    • @R0ADST3R
      @R0ADST3R 8 лет назад +159

      And you hate mondays

    • @gcastudent
      @gcastudent 7 лет назад +19

      my thought exactly

    • @OPTIMUMELITE
      @OPTIMUMELITE 7 лет назад +6

      JesseLS Craig :0

    • @The_Butler_Did_It
      @The_Butler_Did_It 7 лет назад +16

      When I first heard Garfield talk I was a little disappointed, I always assumed he sounded like me.

  • @Lady_Ginnie
    @Lady_Ginnie 6 лет назад +1478

    The green pepper lady TOTALLY deserved that. Amazing karma there! Love it!

    • @AUZlE
      @AUZlE 5 лет назад +24

      She's the reason people believe in white privilege.

    • @jossfiedler1312
      @jossfiedler1312 5 лет назад +3

      MegaShinyObject that looks and sounds too staged

    • @kashiffritz5831
      @kashiffritz5831 5 лет назад +19

      she needs to "get it right the first time" of course that's what her husband said after their honeymoon

    • @emilykearns3155
      @emilykearns3155 5 лет назад +6

      That entitled lady is even more of a bird brain

    • @MrHagrid64
      @MrHagrid64 5 лет назад +3

      did it say pull on exit? lmao

  • @imhungry2031
    @imhungry2031 8 лет назад +707

    4:05 The fact that she waited for it to move is HILARIOUS! XD

    • @FartNSniff
      @FartNSniff  8 лет назад +7

      Cracks me up every time too! :D Thanks for checking out the video.

    • @FartNSniff
      @FartNSniff  8 лет назад +34

      Actually the first video is from a robbery at a mall. These 2 people were running away because they just finished robbing a store. In fact I actually know the details. Took place in a mall in Port Elizabeth, S. Africa called "Baywest Mall" on Nov 13/2015. So where do you get your news? Sesame Street? Aliens? Or do you just write it yourself?
      Same thing goes with "Glass Blanket" - he's another thief who just finished shoplifting from a store and was trying to run away. Or as you would describe it....he was being chased by a pack off axe wielding terrorist robots who wanted to rape him. So actually I gotta say -- you're the dickfaced motherfucker who just opened his stupid yapper without knowing what he was even talking about. Thanks for trying out for the team but we're gonna have to pass after seeing you play.

    • @imhungry2031
      @imhungry2031 8 лет назад +2

      Woah.. :O

    • @FartNSniff
      @FartNSniff  8 лет назад +26

      The only nerve you touched is one of sympathy. Sympathy for someone who spends his time trolling. How sad is your life when you spend your free time trying to intentionally annoy other people? I don't know what turned you into a person who enjoys trolling as their "entertainment" but what ever it was, you have my condolences and sympathy because it's a pretty sad & pathetic way to spend your days.

    • @standarduck5860
      @standarduck5860 8 лет назад +10

      Omg this interchange was amazing

  • @jemp.7767
    @jemp.7767 5 лет назад +562

    “I’m rich I’m powerful, and I’m an idiot covered in coffee” bwa ha ha

    • @Frozzic-X
      @Frozzic-X 3 года назад +2

      Lol

    • @Frozzic-X
      @Frozzic-X 3 года назад +1

      Mission accomplished 😁

  • @SirJamesIGamerfuzion
    @SirJamesIGamerfuzion 6 лет назад +364

    The one lady who said "Get it right the first time" I was truly hoping someone would of shouted as she finally opened the door correctly Get it right the first time

    • @expiredcerebrum4889
      @expiredcerebrum4889 6 лет назад +8

      GF SirJames I Gamerfuzion P R E A C H

    • @stalkyboino3
      @stalkyboino3 6 лет назад +5

      so true!

    • @stolennutella8944
      @stolennutella8944 6 лет назад +13

      I wouldve laughed harder than how she said the "Get it right the first time"

    • @TheSuperrussianguy
      @TheSuperrussianguy 6 лет назад

      Well she right she doesn't feed her kid green food but she will feed them glass

    • @mitchellw6811
      @mitchellw6811 6 лет назад +1

      I hope those poor employees got a raise for her bullshit they withstood without murdering her with whatever kitchen utensils they had

  • @yukami2365
    @yukami2365 6 лет назад +2427

    This guy sounds like Garfield

  • @sierrathepotato2039
    @sierrathepotato2039 7 лет назад +3388

    One word: Ouch..

  • @ninasvlogs9343
    @ninasvlogs9343 5 лет назад +1068

    The 2nd one with the drunk guy killed me. Couldn’t stop laughing

    • @stantonthorne
      @stantonthorne 5 лет назад +27

      Nina’s Vlogs the door opening after he ran through killed me 😂

    • @WooBino.
      @WooBino. 5 лет назад +8

      @@stantonthorne that's door language for f u 😎

    • @forgivenend1989
      @forgivenend1989 5 лет назад +25

      He wasn’t drunk, he stole a Lady’s purse

    • @gang12325
      @gang12325 4 года назад +5

      Nina’s Vlogs still funny

    • @slendertubbiegamerpo6139
      @slendertubbiegamerpo6139 4 года назад +5

      yep still stupid tho

  • @JeremiahKalani
    @JeremiahKalani 6 лет назад +633

    "this is how glass is un-made" 😂😂😂😂😂

  • @jiii6799
    @jiii6799 6 лет назад +538

    I can't stop laughing at that part when he says:
    "Sir,welcome to planet earth,that was glass you met earlier"😂😂😂😂😂

    • @taesmytea4847
      @taesmytea4847 6 лет назад +5

      Infinite JP hahahahahhaha same I was also going to write it but , I see you already beat me to it 😂😂😂😂😂

    • @biazer9517
      @biazer9517 6 лет назад +2

      Haha I was about to type that 😂😂

    • @joksizantos7520
      @joksizantos7520 6 лет назад +5

      They look like Men in Black 😂

    • @jiii6799
      @jiii6799 6 лет назад +2

      +Joks izSantos Yeah😂I didn't realize that😂You made me laugh bruh😂👍

    • @zunthos
      @zunthos 6 лет назад +1

      As I scroll down slowly, I literally saw this comment as soon as that commentator says that lool

  • @fridaklara7047
    @fridaklara7047 6 лет назад +86

    I once walked straight into a glass door.
    Only a few seconds after telling myself "Don't walk into the glass door, don't walk into the glass door, don't walk into the glass door."
    In my defense, the glass was very clean and I needed to get outside because my friend was throwing up.

  • @issaissachur8077
    @issaissachur8077 4 года назад +428

    girl : get it right the first time
    bangs into glass door:
    me: GET IT RIGHT THE FIRST TIME BLONDIE

    • @nathantorresstanevil6958
      @nathantorresstanevil6958 4 года назад +1

      🤣

    • @The_Algae
      @The_Algae 4 года назад +21

      Karen*

    • @therealvbw
      @therealvbw 4 года назад +15

      She's in America alright.

    • @alexerickson280
      @alexerickson280 4 года назад +2

      @@therealvbw Low effort joke, its common knowledge that human beings are dumb jackasses no matter where they come from

    • @alexerickson280
      @alexerickson280 4 года назад +2

      @@seemlyme - You deserve to be reported for spam, keep your dirty copypastas and ads off of the comment section, trash

  • @ahmooty8022
    @ahmooty8022 6 лет назад +727

    Omg you're so funny especially when you said
    "Welcome to planet earth,That was glass you met earlier"😂😂

    • @thisstitchinisbitchin
      @thisstitchinisbitchin 6 лет назад +1

      Řåđĕøñ płäýš literally the funniest part of this video 😂😂😂 laughed my ass off

    • @adobop3754
      @adobop3754 6 лет назад

      Řåđĕøñ płäýš hHahaha omg

    • @andyw8064
      @andyw8064 6 лет назад

      I didn’t find that funny..

    • @thisstitchinisbitchin
      @thisstitchinisbitchin 6 лет назад

      Andy W k lol

    • @Mike93Gee
      @Mike93Gee 5 лет назад

      I liked when he said "bonked on the head" at 3:50

  • @spirit9871
    @spirit9871 6 лет назад +205

    This is why I made my house out of glass and my door out of brick. Easier to see the door that way.

  • @athing18
    @athing18 6 лет назад +508

    “The sad part is, the head bonk and new concussion are just going to make her even more stupid.”
    Dude, that is, the most savage comment I have heard in my entire life.

    • @willow6189
      @willow6189 6 лет назад +2

      Lol

    • @KamyKam
      @KamyKam 6 лет назад +6

      Basic

    • @frenchvanilla7109
      @frenchvanilla7109 6 лет назад +4

      Oh my God that last guy walked out head first into the glass. Who walks out head first putting their head into the glass😂

    • @MusicalMovie1
      @MusicalMovie1 6 лет назад +2

      He just said that while I read this comment🤣

    • @LimmeLimbo
      @LimmeLimbo 6 лет назад +1

      @05candyman Facts. Shit wasn't even that crazy. Lol it was basic if anything

  • @JR-gc8el
    @JR-gc8el 4 года назад +88

    Too bad that green pepper lady wasn't RUNNING out the door! That would have been amazing!!🤣

  • @sparrowhawk81
    @sparrowhawk81 6 лет назад +1604

    "This is America you get it right the first time". Uhm.....I'm American and come on, get real...we don't get shit right the first time here, generally speaking.

    • @Scoffslaphead72
      @Scoffslaphead72 6 лет назад +40

      Hiroshima for example. You had to drop another one!

    • @suvtropics
      @suvtropics 6 лет назад +80

      Sparrowhawk she's bullshit. Humans make mistakes, being an American doesn't make anyone a super human.

    • @benwykes4736
      @benwykes4736 6 лет назад +13

      SUV Tropics, no that's what being English does. 🇬🇧

    • @rich8381
      @rich8381 6 лет назад +41

      One thing I will never understand is Americans reminding other Americans, that they are in fact Americans also.

    • @saharacharles
      @saharacharles 6 лет назад +35

      Yeah but she didn't get the door right the first time😂😂😂

  • @謎のユーザー-z5j
    @謎のユーザー-z5j 4 года назад +134

    I hate it when people get mad, they use the term "this is America" and goes on from there. How does that make sense?

    • @FartNSniff
      @FartNSniff  4 года назад +29

      Yeah it's fucked

    • @HittokiriBattousai17
      @HittokiriBattousai17 3 года назад +10

      Yeah like America is the standard of brilliance, or something. That "country" is a mess.

    • @mclovin2408
      @mclovin2408 3 года назад +1

      @@HittokiriBattousai17 it used to be a pretty damn great place though you have to admit.

    • @PouLS
      @PouLS 3 года назад +3

      Well, they are in USA. Nothing makes sense there.

    • @mclovin2408
      @mclovin2408 3 года назад

      @@PouLS no the media likes to play mind games and turn us on eachother.

  • @kaygotthesauce
    @kaygotthesauce 6 лет назад +310

    OMG
    *Is the glass okay?*

  • @squeguinquack2570
    @squeguinquack2570 5 лет назад +91

    *Welcome to planet Earth, that was glass you met earlier*

  • @nalanip
    @nalanip 6 лет назад +719

    I couldn't help but picture Garfield doing the commentary 😹

    • @FartNSniff
      @FartNSniff  6 лет назад +59

      That's cool.....except I'm not sharing my lasagna! :D

    • @nalanip
      @nalanip 6 лет назад +13

      10 Favorite Things I wouldn't either, man

    • @prowlbeast1959
      @prowlbeast1959 6 лет назад +3

      Lol

    • @leDespicable
      @leDespicable 6 лет назад +3

      Omg. You're genius xD

    • @rianskywalker2213
      @rianskywalker2213 6 лет назад +2

      Nalani Pimentel 😆 wasn't that bill Murray's voice? Lmao

  • @samcostin7586
    @samcostin7586 7 лет назад +188

    *those window washers are getting way to damn good*

    • @FartNSniff
      @FartNSniff  7 лет назад +14

      lol true! They def have my respect and appreciation....without them I wouldn't have this video!

    • @mrbigg151
      @mrbigg151 7 лет назад +1

      Someone needs to give em a glass medal!

    • @urIIez
      @urIIez 7 лет назад

      Hahahaha

    • @timexkills65
      @timexkills65 6 лет назад +1

      Yes we are

  • @fredricksmith-something.2125
    @fredricksmith-something.2125 7 лет назад +1614

    How do you play this off? I would just lay there for a while and pretend im dead

    • @FartNSniff
      @FartNSniff  7 лет назад +114

      +Fredrick Holman lol good plan. Faking a heart attack might work too lol

    • @chanelgez2146
      @chanelgez2146 7 лет назад +3

      Fredrick Holman ha ha ha

    • @randomescu
      @randomescu 7 лет назад +7

      Fredrick Holman i laught at your comment as at the video itself

    • @QashMaz
      @QashMaz 7 лет назад +4

      😂😂😂

    • @WarthDader74
      @WarthDader74 7 лет назад +4

      What a horrible thing to do, making fun of people hurting themselves. What happened to dignity? Not funny at all

  • @mirai6824
    @mirai6824 5 лет назад +349

    The 17k people who disliked this video walked into glass

    • @KäptnKrückschwank
      @KäptnKrückschwank 4 года назад +10

      Mirai未来 I walked into glass, but liked the video :) glass WALLS are the worst :/

    • @victoriannecastle
      @victoriannecastle 4 года назад +5

      I walk into glass but no dislike from me

    • @Mynsonanderson2
      @Mynsonanderson2 4 года назад +6

      I walked into glass when I was in a mirror maze at the fair lol

    • @thatonesmallchannel125
      @thatonesmallchannel125 4 года назад +2

      I liked

    • @troyclark4331
      @troyclark4331 3 года назад +4

      @Figure skating Geek
      What in c o r n d o g hell?
      He's not being disrespectful... He's full blown makin' fun of their asses. We're all fair game for being the videoed window bandit...
      He's absolutely hilarious 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

  • @jsmvxn
    @jsmvxn 6 лет назад +320

    "Sir welcome to planet Earth that was glass you met there" Laughing so hard I'm bout to die

  • @barryallenflash1
    @barryallenflash1 8 лет назад +472

    After watching this I feel like a genius!

  • @stealthyshibe4904
    @stealthyshibe4904 7 лет назад +61

    See? dirty windows save lives.

  • @nanababy_asmr1787
    @nanababy_asmr1787 5 лет назад +56

    4:25..."Stiffen up like VIRGIN on Prom Nite!"😂😂😂🤣🤣🤣🤣💀💀💀💀👌

  • @N.A.M.LazyCloud
    @N.A.M.LazyCloud 7 лет назад +157

    Your voice over is pretty obnoxious, but "Sir, welcome to planet Earth, that was glass you met earlier." was pretty fucking funny.

    • @julidiamondlover
      @julidiamondlover 7 лет назад +2

      Nero Masselli That's a weird way to give a compliment.

  • @Goonerboy-mz1ey
    @Goonerboy-mz1ey 7 лет назад +56

    Wow the irony of repeatedly saying get it right first time then pushing a door marked pull legendary.

    • @FartNSniff
      @FartNSniff  7 лет назад +13

      I sometimes wonder if that irony was lost on her or if she actually thought about the whole thing afterwards. I'm guessing (based solely on how she treated other people) she went home and drank a bottle of chardonnay while thinking how awful and mean those restaurant workers were and what a tough life she has lol.

  • @sbraypaynt
    @sbraypaynt 6 лет назад +18

    *stiffens up like a virgin on prom night and hits a canvas harder than Picasso*

  • @Carlos-Freeze-Tha_Hated
    @Carlos-Freeze-Tha_Hated 6 месяцев назад +2

    "The guy can't be too bright either because he almost followed her thru the glass door until he saw her flat on her ass" 🤣

  • @arsaeterna4285
    @arsaeterna4285 7 лет назад +461

    america pepper was hilarious

    • @retardedhorse3429
      @retardedhorse3429 7 лет назад

      Que

    • @Anna-tc6rz
      @Anna-tc6rz 7 лет назад +13

      Didnt get walking out right the first time 😂

    • @beatyourwife
      @beatyourwife 7 лет назад

      Two words i never thought id see together before

    • @MasterofGames-xw5br
      @MasterofGames-xw5br 7 лет назад +8

      What do you mean she didn't get it right the first time?
      Everybody wanted her to smash her face on something.
      I'd say mission acclompisjed.

    • @LAPRACTICAHACEALMAESTRO
      @LAPRACTICAHACEALMAESTRO 6 лет назад

      ruclips.net/video/fxnAbT4FBng/видео.html

  • @ExampleTM
    @ExampleTM 6 лет назад +859

    The fcking commentary lol

  • @AlfarexProductions
    @AlfarexProductions 8 лет назад +485

    After all it's not only the birds who don't see glass.

    • @jg-zp9ft
      @jg-zp9ft 8 лет назад +5

      AlfarexProductions XD

    • @sonictrain1
      @sonictrain1 7 лет назад +22

      AlfarexProductions A real bird brain...

    • @bigman_industries
      @bigman_industries 7 лет назад +4

      *+Atrain 103* Birds are actually quite intelligent animals. They have developed strategies to travel and migrate.

  • @Grialeth
    @Grialeth 3 года назад +32

    "He stiffens up like a virgin on prom night and hits the canvas harder than Picasso". That literally killed me 🤣🤣🤣🤣

  • @thejudgmentalcat
    @thejudgmentalcat 7 лет назад +55

    "Welcome to planet Earth. That was glass you just met." ROFLMFAO

    • @ArukiTsukaru
      @ArukiTsukaru 7 лет назад

      Funniest comment XD I've been laughing for five minutes straight

    • @KyuDhaval
      @KyuDhaval 7 лет назад

      That was epic 😂😂 I can't stop laughing when he said that

  • @SoftieQueen679
    @SoftieQueen679 7 лет назад +286

    Says the one who can’t even open the fucking door 😂😂😂😂😂😂 love that part

    • @FartNSniff
      @FartNSniff  7 лет назад +8

      Seems to be the most popular clip in the video.....and honestly, I've watched it about 30 times and I still get a laugh out of it. She's the best.

    • @SoftieQueen679
      @SoftieQueen679 7 лет назад +1

      10 Favorite Things yup 😂😂😂😂

    • @James-ip5gz
      @James-ip5gz 7 лет назад +1

      To play devil's advocate, doors are supposed to be pushed open from the interior in case there's a fire. So that store is in code violation

    • @SoftieQueen679
      @SoftieQueen679 7 лет назад

      James Kolesnikovich k

    • @FartNSniff
      @FartNSniff  7 лет назад +3

      I just gotta say, if push or pull kills you in a fire then...........well let's just say the herd has been thinned

  • @hadreeannahchev_3305
    @hadreeannahchev_3305 6 лет назад +484

    15k dislikes are the pieces of glass😂

    • @TheElvisnator
      @TheElvisnator 6 лет назад +10

      unmade glass*

    • @Beeaannsss
      @Beeaannsss 6 лет назад +2

      Lmao

    • @FartNSniff
      @FartNSniff  5 лет назад +54

      Yes, you are absolutely right Steve. I kinda feel bad now for making jokes about thieves, drunks, and a racist walking into glass doors. I'll try not to joke about people being stupid and become a classier person like you who doesn't joke about calling someone "moron".

    • @lainiwakura4678
      @lainiwakura4678 5 лет назад +2

      You do realize being a hypocrite is not the same thing as the oath doctors take, right? Tell us, was that mistake due to ignorance or poor eye sight?

    • @chriswood3818
      @chriswood3818 5 лет назад +7

      Probably because of the annoying guy narrating

  • @theslitherysnake4815
    @theslitherysnake4815 5 лет назад +17

    I love this garfield-styled humor. You even sound like Garfield.

  • @Happy-cm7uo
    @Happy-cm7uo 6 лет назад +222

    omg she smashed thr glass

  • @Living_Legacy
    @Living_Legacy 6 лет назад +67

    Props to whoever cleans those glass

  • @ryanmonke2646
    @ryanmonke2646 7 лет назад +531

    "this is America, get it right the first time" actually America is nicknamed The Land of Second Chances. 2:15

    • @chrisharrington5804
      @chrisharrington5804 7 лет назад +30

      Funny that she couldn't operate a simple door. I guess she showed everybody there about getting it right the first time.

    • @bakkedbakkon
      @bakkedbakkon 7 лет назад +9

      Ryan The Great Funniest part is that's not even a clear glass. There are stickers on it.

    • @gcarrafelli
      @gcarrafelli 7 лет назад +10

      BakkedBakkon I think she was just too angry to think and wasn't looking but still it's funny xD

    • @safskyyy7714
      @safskyyy7714 7 лет назад +7

      Ryan The Great INSTANT KARMA 😂😂😂😂😂

    • @squidu8240
      @squidu8240 7 лет назад +2

      Ryan The Great 👍

  • @clark5401
    @clark5401 5 лет назад +166

    I laughed more with the narrator than I did of the video clips :oD

  • @sophiefilo16
    @sophiefilo16 6 лет назад +221

    I like that you added personality to the list instead of just saying "Here's a bride who walks into glass.................... The next clip is....." as if we couldn't figure it out on our own. It's nice to see people put effort in their videos rather than simply putting some visuals from Google together and playing loud, obnoxious music over them...

    • @FartNSniff
      @FartNSniff  6 лет назад +6

      Thanks Sophie, glad you are digging the video!

    • @zeroanimation3956
      @zeroanimation3956 6 лет назад +2

      Better than foot letuce meme

  • @olliepop549
    @olliepop549 7 лет назад +200

    2:31 Get it right the first time, get it the first time (runs into glass door) oh my god...

    • @FartNSniff
      @FartNSniff  7 лет назад +18

      Classic :D

    • @JagvsShodan
      @JagvsShodan 7 лет назад +7

      There's that saying, "you shouldn't care about what people think of you." This woman is exactly why people should care about what others think of them. Maybe if she ever asked herself, "am I being a bitch."

    • @alexhumanhalfwolfhalfvampi1136
      @alexhumanhalfwolfhalfvampi1136 7 лет назад

      SaltyDog. dude when I first saw this that's literally what I put my comment about cuz this was my favorite part. hahaha

    • @alexhumanhalfwolfhalfvampi1136
      @alexhumanhalfwolfhalfvampi1136 7 лет назад

      Iron Prostate. yes.... yes she is

    • @olliepop549
      @olliepop549 7 лет назад

      Daniel barrows lol

  • @anastasiavazquezdemiguel5734
    @anastasiavazquezdemiguel5734 7 лет назад +383

    They remind me of birds because birds can't see glass.

    • @livhiyori5090
      @livhiyori5090 7 лет назад +4

      Kitty Nightmare lol that's what I thought!

    • @Karuiko
      @Karuiko 7 лет назад +17

      It's kinda hard to see something barely visible when you're going 40km/h. Especially 300km/h. #TrialAndError

    • @DavidNguyen-hy9bg
      @DavidNguyen-hy9bg 7 лет назад +2

      that makes the people in this video worst because they're even going that fast

    • @GmailUnited
      @GmailUnited 7 лет назад +2

      we had a funeral for a bird

    • @sam222_
      @sam222_ 7 лет назад +2

      Kitty Nightmare birds can't see glsss ?

  • @UniqueGeekFreak
    @UniqueGeekFreak 5 лет назад +57

    "First name: Mr
    Last name: Glass"

    • @FartNSniff
      @FartNSniff  5 лет назад +5

      LoL nice one!

    • @UniqueGeekFreak
      @UniqueGeekFreak 5 лет назад +3

      @@FartNSniff ENOUGH IS ENOUGH!! I've had it with these mf:ing windows in these mf:ing buildings!!
      Everybody strap in, about to open some f:ing windows...
      Lol you can quote Samuel L Jackson in about pretty much every situation 😄.
      Loved your vid keep up that fantastic sense of humour👊 cheers bud

    • @Sakurakinomotoz633
      @Sakurakinomotoz633 3 года назад

      @@UniqueGeekFreak stop being mean they made this video because it’s funny if you don’t like it you don’t have to be rude about it

  • @dankmemex3190
    @dankmemex3190 6 лет назад +53

    TADAH! EVERYONE IM HERE! Sir Welcome To Planet Earth That was Glass You met There

  • @professorlegacy
    @professorlegacy 7 лет назад +25

    "Hopefully the door-slam knocked her uterus out..." Only 26 seconds into this frikkin video and I'm DEAD 😂😂😂💥💀

  • @oogooboggins5956
    @oogooboggins5956 6 лет назад +63

    I'd like to think that most of these people are high.

  • @fluorcyl6112
    @fluorcyl6112 5 лет назад +21

    I absolutely love how the automatic door opens after he walks through the glass at 0:45!

    • @SuperRoo_22
      @SuperRoo_22 3 года назад +4

      That was here in Perth, Australia. He had just bag snatched a lady. He wasn't walking, he was running. That's why he hit that glass f**kin' hard. Virtually instant karma! 🤣🤣🤣

  • @Xscapeplan01
    @Xscapeplan01 7 лет назад +757

    *Any wonder aliens don't say hello to us!!*

    • @FartNSniff
      @FartNSniff  7 лет назад +22

      LOL yeah we've definitely given them very little reason to study us :D

    • @Vid_Katt
      @Vid_Katt 7 лет назад +10

      That's a good thing tbh
      I prefer my Anus to be probe free

    • @messiisbetterthanronaldome2965
      @messiisbetterthanronaldome2965 7 лет назад +5

      I like your Ayo mask

    • @FartNSniff
      @FartNSniff  7 лет назад +4

      LOL You have my vote for a probe free anus should you ever run for president.

    • @zoefoster1242
      @zoefoster1242 7 лет назад +1

      Because aliens don't exist maybe ? Where's the clip of you walking into a glass door whilst looking for aliens lmao

  • @Luxlude444
    @Luxlude444 6 лет назад +13

    "this is how glass is made." "Andddd this is how glass is UNmade."

  • @anarabodiford3041
    @anarabodiford3041 6 лет назад +108

    YOU SOUND LIKE GARFIELD

  • @MarliQueen721
    @MarliQueen721 5 лет назад +21

    😂🤣😂🤣 That glass blanket comment had me dead!! 💀💀💀💀🤣🤣

  • @stancegames
    @stancegames 7 лет назад +147

    "Get it right the first time yelled the lady that can't even open a fucking door.."

  • @tastebud9028
    @tastebud9028 7 лет назад +619

    The dislikes are the people who ran into the windows/glass

    • @riverperez9912
      @riverperez9912 7 лет назад +3

      10 Favorite Things Because the way you say to them in this video

    • @Dougy
      @Dougy 7 лет назад +3

      You pinned this nice!

    • @itsphybs4660
      @itsphybs4660 7 лет назад +3

      Keyy HAHAHAHA

    • @bamsoyle1753
      @bamsoyle1753 7 лет назад +1

      Honestly u gotta ruin a *GOOD* comment with your *-SHITTY-* reply, just fuck off

    • @iich.i2072
      @iich.i2072 7 лет назад +2

      Keyy LOL XDDDD

  • @Evitaschannel
    @Evitaschannel 6 лет назад +25

    "Sir, welcome to planet earth!" 😂😂😂 dead

  • @dustcello
    @dustcello 4 года назад +5

    I like how this dude gets straight to the topic and doesnt talk for over 2-3 minutes... he also commentates on it when the clip is done or before it plays

  • @sagegoodwin1
    @sagegoodwin1 8 лет назад +28

    "Just walk through the open door" lol love the commentary. I will watch this when I need a good chuckle :)

    • @FartNSniff
      @FartNSniff  8 лет назад +6

      Thanks, glad you enjoyed the video! :)

  • @ednarodriguez4009
    @ednarodriguez4009 8 лет назад +33

    not all are dumb and stupid cuz i am once a victim of an immaculately clean and clear glass wall and i happen to have a poor eyesight

    • @FartNSniff
      @FartNSniff  8 лет назад +11

      I'm sorry to hear that about your eyes. But fret not, bad eyesight isn't the reason for these people's mishaps. In fact, 3 of the people featured in the video are thieves leaving the scene of a crime, some are drunk, and some just weren't paying attention. Nonetheless, this video isn't actually supposed to be taken seriously nor do I actually think someone is stupid if they accidentally walk into a glass door. I've never done it myself, but I have walked into a couple metal poles....which is probably even more foolish considering it's much easier to see a pole than it is to see clear glass :D

    • @ednarodriguez4009
      @ednarodriguez4009 8 лет назад +8

      Oh i see...well thanks for your clear as a glass explanation..good day!:D

    • @FartNSniff
      @FartNSniff  8 лет назад +9

      LOL nice pun! :D

    • @naj9093
      @naj9093 7 лет назад +3

      Edna Rodriguez woah, halarious,like seriously wow you deserve a cookie thanks.

  • @Naytowl
    @Naytowl 7 лет назад +205

    Those 13k dislikes must be people who walked into glass.

    • @Naytowl
      @Naytowl 7 лет назад +9

      on your mind.

    • @FartNSniff
      @FartNSniff  7 лет назад +11

      The proof is my toilet bowl Victoria.....This morning I left a package there for you to read in braille.

    • @Naytowl
      @Naytowl 7 лет назад +2

      xd

    • @darkknight7403
      @darkknight7403 7 лет назад +4

      i once walked into the glass but the idea is ,i wasnt supozed to see the glass it was like a giant maze made out of glass and when i turned around *smash*
      but i didnt dislike ,i liked, i love this video ,its hilarious

    • @thegreenslayer7710
      @thegreenslayer7710 7 лет назад

      Victoria Yip Boi

  • @rosamae5921
    @rosamae5921 6 лет назад +17

    “Nighty night, sweet prince” 😂😂😂😂

  • @onerandomguy.2794
    @onerandomguy.2794 6 лет назад +498

    They need some milk

  • @safskyyy7714
    @safskyyy7714 7 лет назад +33

    3:25 when you think you're a ghost 😂😂😂😂😂

    • @FartNSniff
      @FartNSniff  7 лет назад +1

      LMAO, nice one :D

    • @safskyyy7714
      @safskyyy7714 7 лет назад +2

      10 Favorite Things keep up the good work 👍

    • @FartNSniff
      @FartNSniff  7 лет назад +4

      Thanks Saffanah!

    • @safskyyy7714
      @safskyyy7714 7 лет назад +2

      10 Favorite Things 😃👍👍👍

  • @fadel3569
    @fadel3569 6 лет назад +25

    The best thing in this video is the speaker! He killed me!😂😂😂

  • @thinkmars1014
    @thinkmars1014 4 года назад +128

    Plot twist: These are all clips of himself running into glass

    • @thinkmars1014
      @thinkmars1014 4 года назад +1

      IcyArts you sound dumb as fuck shut up

    • @thinkmars1014
      @thinkmars1014 4 года назад +1

      soph4930 soph4930 your being a bitch

    • @thinkmars1014
      @thinkmars1014 4 года назад +1

      soph4930 soph4930 bitch

    • @Michijoy
      @Michijoy 4 года назад

      @@thinkmars1014 ok boomer

    • @thinkmars1014
      @thinkmars1014 4 года назад +1

      Michi joy shut the fuck up that makes literally no since once so ever.

  • @1breadbox
    @1breadbox 6 лет назад +75

    First clip occurred at a shopping mall near to me. The lady and the guy following her were on the run after shop lifting.

    • @unleasheth
      @unleasheth 6 лет назад +11

      lernR serves their dumbasses right then

    • @Overdosive
      @Overdosive 6 лет назад +2

      lernR I had a feeling. The way he looked back, clearly anticipating a chaser.

    • @fellowadventurer9575
      @fellowadventurer9575 6 лет назад

      Yeah I thought so

  • @zulemapedroza5030
    @zulemapedroza5030 6 лет назад +132

    Fake. The glass was a paid actor

    • @666antichrist
      @666antichrist 6 лет назад

      Zulema Pedroza - so original

    • @Ijaf98
      @Ijaf98 6 лет назад

      This gave me cancer

    • @greenparrot9213
      @greenparrot9213 6 лет назад

      Prince 21 This is a joke

    • @kid1050
      @kid1050 6 лет назад +2

      Zulema Pedroza you won’t think that when you smash your face

    • @seventhuser904
      @seventhuser904 6 лет назад

      Zulema Pedroza marry me zulema.

  • @samgreen8865
    @samgreen8865 6 лет назад +183

    This commentator is so savage lmao

    • @DrCraneFan
      @DrCraneFan 6 лет назад

      Sam Green nice nose 😂

    • @rasya6764
      @rasya6764 6 лет назад

      Sam Green Look at your nose!
      yes you, big man!
      Those nose are garden hose!
      Big nose like me!

    • @letsdiscussitoversometea8479
      @letsdiscussitoversometea8479 2 года назад

      He's a pillock.
      "Pfft - how could _anyone_ walk into something they can't easily detect" is basically what he's taking the mick out of people for doing.
      The day it happens to him, I've got a GOOD mind to give him what's coming to him.

  • @manofmanyinterests
    @manofmanyinterests 3 года назад +9

    Your deadpan delivery is hilarious. The green pepper witch needs a life.

  • @jilldaigle1356
    @jilldaigle1356 7 лет назад +32

    "Get it right the first time!!!!!!" As she walks into a glass door!!😅😅😆😆😅😅😄

  • @bird8040
    @bird8040 7 лет назад +200

    To be fair, there are some glass doors that are basicly impossible to see.

    • @geometricart7851
      @geometricart7851 7 лет назад +17

      I ran into a sliding glass door once at my house. Windex you scary!

    • @Marco.91
      @Marco.91 7 лет назад +2

      +geometric art LMAO me too

    • @dedalliance1
      @dedalliance1 7 лет назад +3

      I ran into a mirror in one of those haunted house things lol.

    • @julidiamondlover
      @julidiamondlover 7 лет назад +1

      The Protus X You ran into a few doors huh?

    • @te60eh
      @te60eh 7 лет назад

      The Protus X, It doesn't mean that you can run through a glass that wasn't a door.

  • @flamingvaldez1048
    @flamingvaldez1048 8 лет назад +133

    I laughed my ass off and thought, i would probably do that

  • @Death2000a7x
    @Death2000a7x 5 лет назад +20

    The dude with the coffee is the best 😂 how did he manage to walk into that when the door was literally right next to him 😂😂😂

  • @annathearcticfox2747
    @annathearcticfox2747 6 лет назад +10

    And while you sleep you'll be magically whisked away to the kingdom of hospital 😂

  • @Grimzonix
    @Grimzonix 6 лет назад +326

    The one commentator that I actually don’t want to skip to watch just the video

  • @s0phi76
    @s0phi76 6 лет назад +67

    I feel dumb for not understanding how people can be so dumb

    • @rasya6764
      @rasya6764 6 лет назад

      There's more dumber people though...

    • @rev0lve638
      @rev0lve638 6 лет назад

      Anyone else smelling the irony?

    • @s0phi76
      @s0phi76 6 лет назад

      rev0lve i mean if we’re gonna be honest anything with the word pop in it is a psychological and physical horror, so, touché

  • @anunnakiarandio4244
    @anunnakiarandio4244 5 лет назад +6

    1:35 Sir, welcome to Planet earth that was glass you met erlier next time please use the door. Hahahaha 😂😂😂

  • @ryan62082
    @ryan62082 7 лет назад +40

    I woke my wife up like 6 times laughing so hard I’m shaking the bed

  • @MsEPhillips4
    @MsEPhillips4 7 лет назад +11

    Your voice is making the video even more funnier, how you are describing the actions of each person, hilarious

    • @FartNSniff
      @FartNSniff  7 лет назад

      +mickey lee Thanks Mickey, glad you enjoyed the commentary!

  • @aarronjsymonds
    @aarronjsymonds 6 лет назад +387

    I usually hate commentary, this was fantastic though.

    • @FartNSniff
      @FartNSniff  6 лет назад +5

      Thanks!

    • @FartNSniff
      @FartNSniff  6 лет назад +10

      The commentary hated you too.

    • @redwine0891
      @redwine0891 6 лет назад

      YES it was!

    • @joejoseph218
      @joejoseph218 6 лет назад

      Aarron Symonds no it wasnt

    • @thrillho4849
      @thrillho4849 6 лет назад

      @@sus-rb1ds Well basically just don't be a pussy, if somebody is an asshole to you, don't be afraid to retaliate

  • @dogbreath34
    @dogbreath34 5 лет назад +17

    Birds have a problem with glass too. Of course their brains are a lot smaller than human brains.

  • @FirstnameLastname-sg1zv
    @FirstnameLastname-sg1zv 7 лет назад +256

    It's some kind of forcefield!
    No, Kevin, it's just glass.
    NO STEVE, IT'S AN INVISIBLE FORCEFIELD!
    What was their reason for letting you out of the mental hospital again?

  • @Barn_D-Boy
    @Barn_D-Boy 6 лет назад +16

    Normally I can't stand commentaries but this was genius

    • @FartNSniff
      @FartNSniff  6 лет назад +1

      I dunno about the genius part lol but thanks so much for the kind words. Glad you liked the video :D

  • @jessb9090
    @jessb9090 8 лет назад +119

    Fuck you always make me laugh so much! I like the commentary on the drunk guy at the mall LOL he stiffened up like a virgin on prom night and hit the canvas harder than Picasso hahahaha

    • @FartNSniff
      @FartNSniff  8 лет назад +5

      Thanks Jessica, glad you had a few laughs! :D

    • @FlameAndSlime
      @FlameAndSlime 7 лет назад +4

      one-hundred first like

  • @stormyknight7266
    @stormyknight7266 4 года назад +16

    4:46 you really sound like Garfield XDDDD ITS PERFECT

  • @kaseytibbedeaux1679
    @kaseytibbedeaux1679 8 лет назад +151

    Kinda felt bad for the bride to be. She was just really excited.

    • @bottle1lack743
      @bottle1lack743 7 лет назад +3

      kasey tibbedeaux f*ck her

    • @gagewesterhouse9558
      @gagewesterhouse9558 7 лет назад

      I feel bad for the human population. She's going to reproduce and spread her low IQ genes.

  • @jamielovetodance
    @jamielovetodance 8 лет назад +23

    The last one looks like he intentionally hurt himself to take sick leave from work.

  • @harryh4300
    @harryh4300 7 лет назад +362

    I liked because of that karma clip.

  • @seabisqit
    @seabisqit 5 лет назад +19

    "get it right the first time"
    Well, *clearly* she got through the door successfully the first time

  • @ShannonL7
    @ShannonL7 8 лет назад +744

    Your commentary tho... 😳

    • @skinnybootyme694
      @skinnybootyme694 8 лет назад +4

      Shannon Shannon 😂😂😂😂

    • @davidx.1150
      @davidx.1150 8 лет назад +27

      Shannon Shannon ikr what a psychopath

    • @Whydoineedahandlepissoff
      @Whydoineedahandlepissoff 7 лет назад +12

      David X. How is he a psycho you downer

    • @ozricaurora6943
      @ozricaurora6943 7 лет назад +12

      Shannon Shannon I know it ruins the video

    • @FartNSniff
      @FartNSniff  7 лет назад +24

      Mr Messy, I noticed you're a big fan of Russell Brand - check this out ruclips.net/video/9ZXrSnCYf7A/видео.html So Brand gets to joke about fashionable Nazis, genocide, and the holocaust but I'm a psychopath for joking about people walking into glass doors? Yeah, makes sense. The only sneering I see going on with superior contempt is from people like you. I'm cool with you not finding my humor funny or not enjoying the video, but it's not my fault you can't figure out that the video is not suppose to be taken seriously. Furthermore, to you and David X - if I'm a psycho for making this video then what the fuck are you two for watching it? Both of you choose to watch a video of people walking into glass for your own entertainment....Now I made the video as a joke but you chose to watch videos like this for fun. You should take a harder look at yourself before you make such bold statements like calling people psychopaths.

  • @itzfraggle9620
    @itzfraggle9620 7 лет назад +176

    nighty night sweet prince

    • @couch_gag
      @couch_gag 6 лет назад +1

      JayZLockett I'm usually into the edgy shit but the commentary was unnecessarily twat-ish. This guy giving off like he's never done something completely dumb. it's not "savage" it's pathetic

    • @8458375897347598
      @8458375897347598 6 лет назад +1

      Leon Pearce nah it's hilarious stop being so soft

    • @couch_gag
      @couch_gag 6 лет назад

      Delsin is a god-awful name don't @ me

  • @rolanddawson117
    @rolanddawson117 6 лет назад +23

    Green, red and yellow peppers are all the same kind of pepper. Just picked at different stages of development. :)

    • @FartNSniff
      @FartNSniff  6 лет назад +12

      Shhhhh, don't tell the rest of the world that pays double for red peppers. lol

    • @rolanddawson117
      @rolanddawson117 6 лет назад +1

      10 Favorite Things hahaa XD