My 30 yr old daughter is having her eyes opened in last few years. Now , she carries a tactical flashlight. ( she wanted to carry a metal bat as some drunks were harassing her, following her at the store where she works.) Now , she listens more to my advice.
On my work locker (I’m a combat vet even tho I’m a chick) and I have a pic of two dudes on patrol....the dude on the left has a sign on his back that says ‘SHOOT HIM’ with an arrow pointed at the dude on the right. 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣👍🤣👍 My coworkers were horrified and thought I was the worst person; a vet walked by and saw it and laughed his ass off.... AND THAT IS ALL THAT MATTERS. 👍
I’m surprised that nobody reported me to HR for all the Corona jokes I’ve made at work :3 The only thing that kept me from dressing up as a Corona beer bottle at the Halloween party was the wife :(
@@2dmnserious759 Meanwhile at Halloween stores they have murderous clowns and serial killers as costumes, as well as screaming children in cages as decoration. But Corona puns and "cultural appropriation" is where the line is crossed... I'm calling bullshit.
Noodle_NZ Matt supports that all lives matter. If you watch any of his videos, he isn’t pro any of the major political movements. He leans right on many issues just because of what he enjoys, and there is nothing wrong with that. But there is absolutely nothing to show he is for or against BLM.
most people now: I can't believe this person made such a dark joke about veganism or racism in 2020 Mat Best: Hold my beer... we know an amputee for this next one
Remember brother, We are many, we are strong! We are the ones who do the sleepless nights, the endless days. We do the dirty jobs that no one else can do. We deserve a fucked up sense of humor, if only to relieve tension.
I love this shit. I enlisted in USAF in 72. Things apparently haven't changed that much. I'm getting on toward 70 and once a year me and my best buddy get together once a year. The old ladies hate it because we try to drink like we did then. Tell all the same old stories. Laugh until it hurts. We don't get as maudlin about those we lost as we used to We remember how they LIVED not how they died. Appreciate you guys and gals and BRCC doing what you do!
christopher ridge I am not sure the yanks used to moan at us for using the word cunt! Like a coma in everything we said lol 😂 didn’t get our dark sense of humour (Ex British Army)
Thank you all so much for the videos you do! Love your sense of humor. Always good for a laugh especially in these crazy times. God bless and Thank you all for your service.
No fucking doubt. No one has a sense of humor like us. We can be the most foul mouthed🤬, sick🤪twisted😜 hard-ass😠 bastards on the planet, but then go total professional👍🏻 at a moment’s notice. This humor is right up my alley🤣🤣
You guys are the greatest! Love your ads and humor, don't change a thing! Only... ever think about branching off and carrying tea in your product line? There's always gunpowder tea to start off with... LOL!
I love our sence of humor... America would be so much better if we all just learned how to not get so butt hurt and Sandy vagainas just because someone said or did something we didn't like
Rangers lead the way, right behind the Marines...Marines love the Rangers, you know, the Rangers are like the Marines little sister 💙 ❤....love ya like a sister...
F'n real funny stuff guys! Love the continued camaraderie.. The satire is off the chain though! So damn fresh to see honest, hilarious post/ military satire. Just like in Afghanistan.. Mission accomplished! (Yea, right. LOl.)
"Why is this in my job description!" - I salute the BRC Box Kickers who can dawn and clear a NATO MIRA Safety CM-7M Military Gas Mask while prepping delicious life beans that will be delivered to America's Few and Proud! Semper Fi
And the British before that. Honestly, if history has taught us anything, it's this: if you want to destroy a global superpower, tell them to invade Afghanistan. Works every time.
@@donoimdono4868 That's the easy part. Remember, trained veterans against college professors = no contest. All the government has to do is look the other way - problem fixed.
@@donoimdono4868 Fix Antifa? Easy enough. Stop referring to them as a 'terrorist' organisation or Antifa, refer them only as Idiots, pick em' up any time they gather somewhere jail them for a month in the biggest shithole prisons in gen-pop, I guarantee within a year most will quit fucking around.
Greg not sure if you served but you’d take out a professor ? Why ? That statement was open ended.... ? What oath did you take ? Enduring seems to still be enduring endlessly ...
@@jguitar29 My oath is against ALL enemies, both foreign AND DOMESTIC. A domestic enemy hates the United States, it's laws, history, freedoms, and Bill of Rights and tries to change it to a communist state. What does a "domestic enemy" mean to you?
“You guys have the sickest sense of humor” I love his casual “yup”
The amount of times this has played out in my own personal life is a testament to how real these dudes really are.
@@noclass2gun342 same here 😂
If you can't laugh at it ...
I get told that a lot when I make dark jokes
How true... ... ... gotta love it! 🤪🤪🤪
How Mat caught that beer is how everyone should catch a beer.
Mike Thompson - I wonder how many takes that was
@@donoimdono4868 I really want to see a blooper reel!
@@donoimdono4868 I wonder how many times Crispy got beaned by a beer can to get that shot.
Mat should be in the MLB
@@donoimdono4868 Batman voice "FIRST TRY"
I need 10 hr version of “how we fixed Afghanistan” montage
Yes
this should be the black rifle coffee intro
I was just abut to write this...
Tom Cruise, Top Gun, Baseball, Bald Eagle, lol.
100%
"Does that mean there's no apocalypse?"
"no you idiots"
"BUT I BUILT A BOMB!!!"
My 30 yr old daughter is having her eyes opened in last few years. Now , she carries a tactical flashlight. ( she wanted to carry a metal bat as some drunks were harassing her, following her at the store where she works.) Now , she listens more to my advice.
“HE BUILT A BOMB”
That's the last time I'll have EOD rewire my house
BUT HE BUILT A BOMB
Girlfriend... "I can handle your dark humor... Try me".
Me... "Oh, you Sweet Summer Child".
Me; "Hold my beer... Challenge accepted"
@Rose T.
Dark humor doesn't come when you're "ready for it", It shows at the most "inappropriate" time... That's what makes it *DARK.*
Lol go meet a sailor they are worse then the army
Lol I thought I had a dark sense of humor too...then I worked with a retired homicide detective. That's when I realized I didn't have shit.
On my work locker (I’m a combat vet even tho I’m a chick) and I have a pic of two dudes on patrol....the dude on the left has a sign on his back that says
‘SHOOT HIM’ with an arrow pointed at the dude on the right.
🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣👍🤣👍
My coworkers were horrified and thought I was the worst person; a vet walked by and saw it and laughed his ass off....
AND THAT IS ALL THAT MATTERS. 👍
“THATS HOW YOU DO TACO TUESDAY!!”
Damn I almost fell off my chair. These dudes are hilarious!
That evil laugh makes thing even better XD
What's this "almost" shit? I'm still on the floor.
Truck stop bathroom 0800, Be afraid very afraid.
"You guys have the sickest sense of humor"
*At least they have some*
Yep
I’m surprised that nobody reported me to HR for all the Corona jokes I’ve made at work :3 The only thing that kept me from dressing up as a Corona beer bottle at the Halloween party was the wife :(
@@2dmnserious759 Meanwhile at Halloween stores they have murderous clowns and serial killers as costumes, as well as screaming children in cages as decoration. But Corona puns and "cultural appropriation" is where the line is crossed...
I'm calling bullshit.
My civilian friends don't know my true dark humor from the military. I keep it hidden very well.
Yep, me too.
The top gun "how we fixed Afghanistan" montage was everything i needed today
cory pierce same
Song ?
Just made my morning!
@@realcrypz1884 Signs of Time, by Rockin' For Decades
These guys need to make the US Recruitment Videos from now on.
Agree 😁
I second this notion!
I'd enlist if they were doing them
shoott im 34 and i wish i could joint now...
they make the ads look lile video game commercials
“Bedside protection, magnum.” I see what you did there.
Yup. lol Good one amongst many.
Does Matt support the BLM movement’s
Noodle_NZ I’m 99.9 percent sure he doesn’t
Noodle_NZ Matt supports that all lives matter. If you watch any of his videos, he isn’t pro any of the major political movements. He leans right on many issues just because of what he enjoys, and there is nothing wrong with that. But there is absolutely nothing to show he is for or against BLM.
Just realized that
*But I built a bomb!*
*HE BUILT A BOMB*
*I felt that* 🇺🇸
I must've misheard is as FOB
It was bomb
@@DansilSchroeder I heard FOB
@@Tony-ex2rm see I knew I wasn't hearing shit lol
@@Tony-ex2rm yeah you can see him holding the multimeter leads on the table which indicates electrical work, it was bomb
most people now: I can't believe this person made such a dark joke about veganism or racism in 2020
Mat Best: Hold my beer... we know an amputee for this next one
Have they done "Black humor roast" yet? I'd have amputees bag design. 💪
"You guys have the sickest sense of humor." Yep!" Welcome to the Military 😂
There it is.
🤣🤣🤣🤣
i felt it :)
Felt by CVS
HOOAH!!
I’m not even a veteran but these guys, these guys are the living representation of my American spirit
The hardest part of waiting for the zombie apocalypse is trying to not look to excited about it.
And enjoying it when it does.
“But I built a bomb!!”
“HE BUILT A BOMB!!!”
🤣🤣🤣🤣
I think they said “FOB” but ok
"I don't get joke. I build bomb all time!"
IED Isaad (deceased)
Sappers and B.D. : He built a bomb!!!
Me: Get outta my way. Ill be behind cover.
I swear they have a death wish sometimes. ☠️
Me, a vet: I don't do tha-
*last clip*
Me: oh wait, yeah, sounds about right. . .
Oh... lol. I'm glad I'm not the only one with a "sick" sense of humor.
Same
Remember brother,
We are many, we are strong!
We are the ones who do the sleepless nights, the endless days. We do the dirty jobs that no one else can do. We deserve a fucked up sense of humor, if only to relieve tension.
Same
I love this shit. I enlisted in USAF in 72. Things apparently haven't changed that much. I'm getting on toward 70 and once a year me and my best buddy get together once a year. The old ladies hate it because we try to drink like we did then. Tell all the same old stories. Laugh until it hurts. We don't get as maudlin about those we lost as we used to We remember how they LIVED not how they died. Appreciate you guys and gals and BRCC doing what you do!
"You guys have the sickest sense of humor".
That's why they are happier than most.
When you've watched it already on brcc but watch it again
hell yeah brudah
Ok....I thought I was going crazy.
@@Valkyrie1911 me too!!! I'm like...some serious deja vu going on here
And laugh just as hard each time.
Still was not disappointed tho
“You guys have the sickest sensed humor”, yep...
christopher ridge I am not sure the yanks used to moan at us for using the word cunt! Like a coma in everything we said lol 😂 didn’t get our dark sense of humour (Ex British Army)
A "Sick sense of Humor" is not issued in bootcamp, but it is developed during deployment.
Mean while in the Middle East
“So you’re saying there’s no Jihad?”
“ 2:13 “
On target bud.
“And that was the second time I woke up in a fish.” Is one of the more normal things JT has said
Did he say he was a fish or was in a fish, they said "Jonah" as in Jonah & the Whale. Maybe? What do you think?
That's what I think they meant
I love it specially the last scenario " it's a brand new lawn mower"
Hygiene hipoint
I got so excited, than I realized I watched this already
it's better the 27th time and the 28th because it's also on Matt's channel
Yea
@@commandosolo_193 I mean I watched it again, but its still a let down that it says new, but its not.
Best parts where "Sickest sense of humor,Yup" and "HE BUILT A BOMB"
Its ''he built a FOB'' aka forward operating base
@@charlie11ng42 he was holding the multimeter leads on the table which mean electrical work like bombs
@@A_mando1911 nope he said F.O.B
Thank you all so much for the videos you do! Love your sense of humor. Always good for a laugh especially in these crazy times. God bless and Thank you all for your service.
I snickered at "apocalypse", chuckled at "gas mask training", but frickin LOST IT with the lawnmower prank!
Once again, Crispy Avila steals the show!!
Agreed, Crispy should do more vids.
I'm just kidding I lost it in the war. By far that was one of my favorite lines 😂
Tactical crocs always make me smile :)
I love mat. I like how she says u guys have the sickest sense of humor and he just says “yup”
It was Eli that said that though, right?
It was
I am just waiting for his wife to leave him,, so I can move in! Kick her out bro. !
"you have the sickest sense of humor"
You say that, like its some sort of bad thing.
“Just like we fixed Afghanistan!”
that aged well
I miss all my veterans friends. No one understands me quite like they do.
No fucking doubt. No one has a sense of humor like us. We can be the most foul mouthed🤬, sick🤪twisted😜 hard-ass😠 bastards on the planet, but then go total professional👍🏻 at a moment’s notice. This humor is right up my alley🤣🤣
Same here, bro. All my Army buddies live out of state
@@DV_Dark_Jedi Just find some Marines...you'll fit right in...sides..what could go wrong!
I can relate to you on that one, I miss mine too, they couldn't handle civvie life, and one lost to cancer
I am most comfortable and relaxed around my veteran friends. Probably because we all carry!
I just love that "yup" in the end XD
"sickest sense of humor."
Exactly why I had to learn to keep my mouth shut after getting out, but also the reason I love these vids!!!!
"But I built a bomb"
Still funny.
"You guys have the SICKEST sense of humor!"
"Yup"
Yup.
Is anyone else curios why this was reposted but who else doesn’t care like me cause I love these vids
okay so I wasnt the only one thinking this
Right? I’m so confused how no one noticed.
Yes
Yeah. I thought "Is this a re-upload?🤔
No, I care.
I just learned to say BRCC does weird tihs.
Disney rated comment so RUclips won't remove.
“You guys have the sickest sense of humor” “Yup” that got me lmfao 😂
“We can fix it...Just like we fixed AFGHANISTAN!” 😂
That wouldn't work out....
@@offiziellertaiwanesischers1939 nope.... MISSION ACCOMPLISHED!!!
You guys make me smile. That's a gift I cannot reciprocate but know and feel the gratitude?
You guys are the greatest! Love your ads and humor, don't change a thing! Only... ever think about branching off and carrying tea in your product line? There's always gunpowder tea to start off with... LOL!
I love our sence of humor... America would be so much better if we all just learned how to not get so butt hurt and Sandy vagainas just because someone said or did something we didn't like
Amen, brother!
Well said!
This marine veteran approves
CANNOT be overstated enough!!
Hey@american lobby , let me just start a slow clap for ya their buddy 👏👏👏👏
Yup! People get triggered when they hear black lives matter & get sandy butt hurt
"It's a brand new lawnmower!" Awesome
Civilian: "Why?"
Veteran: "Why not?"
Best videos ever. Love you guys for vids and service. Thank you GodBless!!!!🇺🇸
Matt Best is Wade 'Deadpool' Wilson for me, but in the military. You are a gift and a total badass.
"Just like we fixed Afghanistan"
That did not age well....
2:11 i still hear "But i built a FOB", i know he said bomb xD
Now I can't unhear that
I am STUNNED! SHOCKED!! DISGUSTED!!!
Well done, gentlemen. Well done.
That how we fixed Afghanistan montage is cool asf. Periodt
I'm not a vet myself but I love your videos and would like to thank all the active and retired military members for what y'all do
I’m not a veteran but this is exactly how I think
We make you an Honorary Veteran.
You are not alone my friend.
Bro same lol nightly sweep with the AR 😂😂
Same
Same
I always loved veteran humor
Rangers lead the way
Hooah
how the hell does your comment say 2 days ago? LOL
@@josephrector8735 😂😂
Rangers lead the way...but 'Crewchiefs' usually drop them off and wave good bye 👋
Rangers lead the way, right behind the Marines...Marines love the Rangers, you know, the Rangers are like the Marines little sister 💙 ❤....love ya like a sister...
Danny Stranahan oh, the ‘department of the Navy’ marines? Yeah, you’re like OUR little brothers........🤣🤣🤣
This is the same vid BRCC uploaded 2 months ago but i still LOVE it! MORE PLEASE!
RUclips probably took it down.
Toilet 22 got me. That and the Afghanistan leg fix. Love the content guys thank you for the laughs!
You guys are awesome! Fellow vet here.
"THAT'S how you do taco Tuesdays!" OMG, that was funny!
"But I built a bombbbb"
*"he built a bombbbbbbbbb"*
Sick and twisted humor, serious a f*** when called for.
ive been waiting so long for pt.2 thanks Mat!
This has got to be the best video you guys ever made, it's AWESOME
“Sports!” 😂🤣
I feel like I’ve seen this before
YEP!!
It was on the brcc channel
I knowww
“Just like we fixed Afghanistan”
Me: This aged well
F'n real funny stuff guys!
Love the continued camaraderie..
The satire is off the chain though!
So damn fresh to see honest, hilarious post/ military satire.
Just like in Afghanistan.. Mission accomplished!
(Yea, right. LOl.)
Yall ain't right, but this is funny as heck! My family thanks each of you for your service. God bless.
"But i built a bomb"
"HE BUILT A BOMB"
Isis wants to know your location
@@user-lp3cf5yn5b Yea cause they dont have computers over there
"But I built a bomb"
"HE BUILT A BOMB!"
F.O.B
“But he built a bomb!” I was dead 😂
Totally support you guys. Thank for your service.
This world wouldn't be the same without all of you guys and love the coffee!!! 😂🤣
After saying "sick sense of humor"
I thought she talking about the Coors Light
THE LONG AWAITED SEQUEL IS HERE TO SAVE US IN THE THESE DESPERATE TIMES, THANK GOD...oh wait watched it on brcc...F*ck
had 2 watch this twice🤣🤣
You guys have the sickest sense of humor is the best lol
I laugh EVERY time I watch this! Dark humor gold....perfect!
What’s the song from the ending 😂😂I need that shit in my life
signs of time rocking for decades
Scenario 4 is genuinely concerning.I'm legit worried they might cause they zombie apocalypse just for the fun of it
I HAVE A WHOLE SHIPPING CONTAINER OF CLAYMORES!
Yup sickest sense of humor and it's posilutely absatively fantastic!
Thank You. We need the laughter. You had me at He build a Bomb! 😂😂
"Why is this in my job description!" - I salute the BRC Box Kickers who can dawn and clear a NATO MIRA Safety CM-7M Military Gas Mask while prepping delicious life beans that will be delivered to America's Few and Proud! Semper Fi
Did I miss something? All I saw was typical Tuesday afternoon stuff.
Rise and thighs
Morning bi's
I just finished your book mat... what can I say... you and your fellow buddies are TOO MUCH...we NEED MORE 🤪
You’ve outdone yourself again. I needed that.
“You guys have the sickest sense of humor!”
They’re soldiers... wtf did you expect? XD
You’re not fooling anyone with that, the “read more” is never that far up.
*"Just like we fixed Afghanistan!"*
Me: *"Just like the Russians that came before them."* 🙃
That’s cold
And the British before that.
Honestly, if history has taught us anything, it's this: if you want to destroy a global superpower, tell them to invade Afghanistan. Works every time.
@@michaelscott6022 The Graveyard of Empires.
Ever heard of sarcasm? Probably not because it went right over your head.
Dawg it's a joke. Don't take it literally
Was just about to look up MBest being a American but then I realized wait
Lmfao! The lawnmower gag! Could you imagine doing that to someone on a first meet....
Wtf is this? Brilliant and thank y’all for your service!
i already watched this like 2 months ago and he just posted it im confused
help
Same here. Thought Something is wrong with my YT
Maybe you saw it on the black rifle company’s actual account and now it’s on his personal account?
The video came out 5 minutes ago. How the hell are there so many views?!?!
Because BRCC makes awesome videos.. and I saw this a while ago. Damn I need another mug of AK. I can almost feel my fingers again.
I was literally drinking Warrior's Heart blend as I was watching this video.
Because America !!!
I’m sure it has _nothing_ to do with the fact that Matt has 1.28 million Subscribers... 🙄🤔😘
@@SweatyFatGuy working on some silencer smooth myself 😃
"Fixed Afghanistan" - Next: "Fix 2020 USA"
Greg Pfister - just fix antifa
@@donoimdono4868
That's the easy part. Remember, trained veterans against college professors = no contest. All the government has to do is look the other way - problem fixed.
@@donoimdono4868 Fix Antifa? Easy enough. Stop referring to them as a 'terrorist' organisation or Antifa, refer them only as Idiots, pick em' up any time they gather somewhere jail them for a month in the biggest shithole prisons in gen-pop, I guarantee within a year most will quit fucking around.
Greg not sure if you served but you’d take out a professor ? Why ? That statement was open ended.... ? What oath did you take ? Enduring seems to still be enduring endlessly ...
@@jguitar29
My oath is against ALL enemies, both foreign AND DOMESTIC. A domestic enemy hates the United States, it's laws, history, freedoms, and Bill of Rights and tries to change it to a communist state.
What does a "domestic enemy" mean to you?
We need more humour like this. Nothing is taken seriously....except for their firearm collection. God damn, that is some serious firepower!
It's probably a terrible life-choice on my part, but I effing love you guys!!! You're amazing video operators!