If Veterans Were In Horror Movies 3

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  • @frontierphoenix7089
    @frontierphoenix7089 4 года назад +2987

    “Congress wanted to get rid of that thing, f*ck!” 😂 love the A-10

    • @operatorkakuta5418
      @operatorkakuta5418 4 года назад +84

      I was dead on that part XD. And yeah, the A-10 bad ass

    • @saphrone4071
      @saphrone4071 4 года назад +44

      BRRRRTTTTT

    • @JacenHawk
      @JacenHawk 4 года назад +38

      Why did the A-10 have wing mounted guns...

    • @SweatyFatGuy
      @SweatyFatGuy 4 года назад +23

      @@saphrone4071 nah man its BRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRT

    • @MAGAMAN
      @MAGAMAN 4 года назад +23

      I'll take, "what is the opposite of progress" for $500, Alex.

  • @toxin8571
    @toxin8571 4 года назад +988

    "there is an invisible man chasing me"
    "oh don't worry i got a thermal"
    best line

    • @ghostoperator4163
      @ghostoperator4163 4 года назад +15

      I swear I had a small amount of satisfaction when Evan racked his Saiga shotgun, it was the best thing ever

    • @Whiteboy8348
      @Whiteboy8348 4 года назад +2

      What kind of thermal scope is that?

    • @scarecrow108productions7
      @scarecrow108productions7 3 года назад +2

      @@ghostoperator4163 Saiga S12K ftw bois!!

  • @Masseffectdude
    @Masseffectdude 4 года назад +2645

    Died laughing when the “Silver bullet” buzzed the star spangled banner

    • @jackblackpowderprepper4940
      @jackblackpowderprepper4940 4 года назад +60

      I like how every time there's a dildo in a scene Matt's always catching a whiff. Lmfao

    • @cnassboi1247
      @cnassboi1247 4 года назад +66

      @@jackblackpowderprepper4940 silver bullet isn't a dildo. A silver bullet is a thing used when some gets heatstroke during basic training or when your out in hot environments during combat. If you were to pour cold water on a person who has heatstroke it'll cause an exothermic reaction and send then to go into shock and could kill them so they pot a silver rod thats cooled in some ice and is shoved up your ass to cool you down internally.

    • @okieoutdoors5812
      @okieoutdoors5812 4 года назад +27

      😂😂😂😂😂😂 I cant breathheeee havent laughed that hard in a while😂😂😂

    • @ZGundam83
      @ZGundam83 4 года назад +14

      Same here

    • @jackblackpowderprepper4940
      @jackblackpowderprepper4940 4 года назад +33

      @@cnassboi1247 Glad I was a squid. What year did they adopt that procedure? So what it vibrates for the fun of it. It's probably a good thing we didn't or half the company would have went down every day.

  • @BryonLetterman
    @BryonLetterman 3 года назад +799

    "...and Congress wanted to get rid of that thing?! FUCK!!"
    that kills me every time

    • @danielhaire6677
      @danielhaire6677 2 года назад +14

      Watching McCain verbally fillet that General who was pushing the BS on why the A-10 needed to be replaced was high entertainment.

    • @garyowen9044
      @garyowen9044 2 года назад +3

      God bless them.

    • @conan2096
      @conan2096 Год назад +2

      no one cares that they are blue on blue machines because theyre just that fucking awesome.

  • @StaySomniaaa
    @StaySomniaaa 4 года назад +3947

    The silver bullet with the national anthem had me rolling.

    • @mercenarymike1397
      @mercenarymike1397 4 года назад +198

      Funny as shit, but I think I'm mentally scarred for life now... Will never look at a "Coors Light" beer can without thinking of Heather

    • @StaySomniaaa
      @StaySomniaaa 4 года назад +157

      @@mercenarymike1397 lmao nice. As a woman, I was just like, finally a girl that isn't useless.

    • @jakecooke6129
      @jakecooke6129 4 года назад +75

      Do all girls never leave home without one?

    • @jnorris8649
      @jnorris8649 4 года назад +29

      @@mercenarymike1397 I can see how that would be insulting to Heather... Lol

    • @justinkomb5476
      @justinkomb5476 4 года назад +73

      I kinda felt sorry for the werewolf!

  • @nategrenade8695
    @nategrenade8695 3 года назад +1523

    Later in heaven:
    God: “you died from a crayon overdose?”
    Him: “God, I swear, the boxes said non toxic!”

    • @Nuka0420
      @Nuka0420 3 года назад +91

      God pinching the bridge of his nose: Jesus Christ...
      Jesus munching on some crayons: you call?

    • @RK900Gaming
      @RK900Gaming 3 года назад +23

      @@Nuka0420 Now this nearly ade me spit out my soda

    • @manlikelk8167
      @manlikelk8167 3 года назад +21

      God: I swear it's 5 guys everyday you know what? Just get in there I can't deal with this crap JUST GET THE HELL IN THERE

    • @roadyfate9629
      @roadyfate9629 2 года назад +12

      The devil: send them my way. Crayons for days while playing devil dogs by sabaton.

    • @IdoDekel-do7hh
      @IdoDekel-do7hh 2 года назад

      Heaven? Marines don't go to heaven, they all regroup in hell.

  • @teddyhug.
    @teddyhug. 3 года назад +1009

    Normal Horror : Horror
    Horror with veterans : Horror, Action, Comedy, Gore.

    • @adrianluigiadanzayt9136
      @adrianluigiadanzayt9136 3 года назад +13

      I like that kind of movie

    • @thehippie3610
      @thehippie3610 3 года назад +10

      I'd watch a movie like this lol

    • @jsims1617
      @jsims1617 3 года назад +8

      But....but.....I paid $10 to get in a horror movie and it only lasted 5 minutes !!

    • @bradydefelice2944
      @bradydefelice2944 2 года назад

      ⭐️🔥⭐️🔥⭐️🔥⭐️🔥⭐️🔥

    • @Mobius_118
      @Mobius_118 2 года назад +1

      The difference between Alien and Aliens.

  • @jrtruong7528
    @jrtruong7528 3 года назад +765

    “Iraq gave me zombie camouflage”
    “What”
    *takes of leg*

    • @CypressCrossout
      @CypressCrossout 3 года назад +19

      crispy for the win.

    • @brinesilver405
      @brinesilver405 3 года назад +21

      it made me laugh so bad that i felt bad for it. that has not happened in a long time.

    • @Apakorn-bn5wk
      @Apakorn-bn5wk 3 года назад +2

      I dont get it

    • @Blademaster1166
      @Blademaster1166 3 года назад +14

      @@Apakorn-bn5wk crispy lost his leg to a bomb while serving in Iraq when he was in the army. Watch his its who we are videos he explains it there.

    • @Apakorn-bn5wk
      @Apakorn-bn5wk 3 года назад +2

      @@Blademaster1166 i mean how does this make it zombie camour?

  • @jacklynch3333
    @jacklynch3333 4 года назад +1084

    “It’s like a walking dead episode but w real American heroes in it”
    “Is that still on?!”
    “Eh”
    Fking lost it there.

    • @sennin7139
      @sennin7139 4 года назад +5

      would be fun if they did another zombie film

    • @ij1376
      @ij1376 4 года назад +5

      That was probably one of if not my most favorite part.

    • @milehighpatriots2986
      @milehighpatriots2986 4 года назад +2

      Bfc is a traitor

    • @agentburningbutters3655
      @agentburningbutters3655 4 года назад

      “So your the king of f’s?

    • @jacklynch3333
      @jacklynch3333 4 года назад

      @@agentburningbutters3655 if I said FUuck, then my comment my get censored. You haven’t experienced this yet?

  • @theneonfalcon3650
    @theneonfalcon3650 4 года назад +1924

    Wife: do we really need to be spending this much on ALL THIS COFFEE every month?
    Me: look at the budget on this video! I made this shit possible!!! I’m a goddamn financier!!!!

    • @seanoreiley48
      @seanoreiley48 4 года назад +60

      You and me both I feel like I deserve a producer credit lol!!

    • @jda671
      @jda671 4 года назад +13

      Executive Producer

    • @alexmansour100
      @alexmansour100 4 года назад +6

      Same!!

    • @trumpetguy13
      @trumpetguy13 4 года назад +3

      Hahaha DBOTY comment right here.

    • @Malakie
      @Malakie 4 года назад +4

      @@trumpetguy13 I liked his comment... Why would you call it douch bag of the year?

  • @lolman2210
    @lolman2210 4 года назад +1805

    I love how he was referring to the Riots when he was chopping up those Purgers.

    • @deepsleep7822
      @deepsleep7822 3 года назад +24

      . . . and covid aware - wearing PPE.

    • @Kevin7557
      @Kevin7557 3 года назад +80

      Nah those were just mostly peaceful interviews.

    • @drollfurball2863
      @drollfurball2863 3 года назад +15

      Yo here's the funniest part. This video was made BEFORE the capital attack.

    • @BonJovi1987Fan
      @BonJovi1987Fan 3 года назад +32

      My favorite part is, "WOW, Congress Wanted To Get Rid Of That Thing Fuck".

    • @matthewsoules7193
      @matthewsoules7193 3 года назад +6

      @Ron F Not referring to those riots.

  • @itswompie
    @itswompie 3 года назад +69

    Dude, these guys would kick ass in the Mobile Task Force

    • @ThomasBoyce5000
      @ThomasBoyce5000 3 года назад +3

      Nu-7 or Epsilon-11. The rest of the MTFs are POGs. Non-combat. Fobbit. Logistics. In the rear with the gear.

    • @FIVEBASKET
      @FIVEBASKET 2 года назад +2

      Yeah

    • @memes_the_dna_of_the_soul5487
      @memes_the_dna_of_the_soul5487 2 года назад +2

      This is more GOC.
      Forget containment, Pass me the AT4.

  • @guy0111
    @guy0111 4 года назад +2421

    Logan was an army member. Marines can't die from crayon poisoning.

    • @rckenigma4404
      @rckenigma4404 4 года назад +31

      I hate crayons!!!!! lol

    • @creepinplayz0405
      @creepinplayz0405 4 года назад +84

      @@rckenigma4404 Crayons taste great wdym

    • @MrKfleong
      @MrKfleong 3 года назад +45

      @@creepinplayz0405 he's air force or coast guard

    • @oldgrapes8483
      @oldgrapes8483 3 года назад +34

      @@MrKfleong Airforce, in the first 30 seconds you can see it says TACP on his gear

    • @dirtrida274
      @dirtrida274 3 года назад +13

      @@oldgrapes8483 Thats JT hence FATP

  • @codyscott862
    @codyscott862 4 года назад +983

    Freddy " i'm your worst nightmare!"
    Veterans "are you sure about that?"

    • @loturzelrestaurant
      @loturzelrestaurant 4 года назад +5

      I gather people for a good cause; a shout-out would
      be nice, even though i probably cant expect that much.
      But if you just read this comment here and tell me
      your opinion, maybe give me some advice,
      that would also be helpful and nice.
      So... basically, i reported/flagged harmful content as well
      as sexual content for years now. As well as basically everyone
      who's toxic in one way or another (Sexist, Racists, Mobbers, etc).
      And with nice success, i might say. I dare to say.
      But its getting harder and harder, cause youtube changed
      for the worse. For the worst even.
      So i now made a Wiki where i drop many Links that
      i gathered and also confirmed over the years.
      Links leading to confirmed racists and such,
      so people may report/flag them.
      Its not perfect, but its my Try to make the world a better place.
      I have too many Health Issues to try so in the Outside-Word,
      so i do so from home.
      Donating exactly as much so i have enough to live,
      and also trying to make youtube better; thats what i do.
      Its my Try.
      ...What do you think?

    • @andresvelazquez5922
      @andresvelazquez5922 4 года назад +14

      Freddy: "Yes, I am sure" *Activates PTSD mode*

    • @xylerkajiyama7544
      @xylerkajiyama7544 3 года назад +2

      Ever had a Malaria pill?

    • @mbpaintballa
      @mbpaintballa 3 года назад +6

      *VA has entered the chat*

    • @nyorito5208
      @nyorito5208 3 года назад +4

      Kids: freddy's only weakness is thinking he's not real
      Vets: I'll make him a new one
      **Pulls out a shotgun**

  • @jmn194
    @jmn194 4 года назад +2339

    Marines: Finds the antidote, finishes the crayons anyway.

    • @custink22
      @custink22 3 года назад +104

      Why pass up a free meal?

    • @alexorlegrand
      @alexorlegrand 2 года назад +54

      Still healthier than MRE, oohya

    • @cobrademon761
      @cobrademon761 2 года назад +43

      What’s funny is it said he died of crayon poisoning but the boxes say non toxic

    • @joshualangdon3070
      @joshualangdon3070 2 года назад +10

      well, yea. much better than the chicken a-la- king MRE.

    • @ILoveRacoons33
      @ILoveRacoons33 2 года назад +10

      Next year the marine should use a crayon shotgun

  • @m.l.tankesly2665
    @m.l.tankesly2665 3 года назад +140

    I am so looking forward to this year's 'If Veterans Were In Horror Movies'... it is a bit of a tradition and needs a full length movie already!

  • @SoupSlayer94
    @SoupSlayer94 4 года назад +411

    I died when the "vibrating bayonet" was buzzing to the Star Spangled Banner 🤣🤣

  • @chasenrose4991
    @chasenrose4991 4 года назад +381

    Multiple Friday the 13th movies where Jason refuses to die
    Military vets: ha ha A10 go brrrrt

    • @garysprandel1817
      @garysprandel1817 4 года назад +31

      Nothing this evil ever dies!
      Obviously evil never met the A10 then.

    • @decimation9780
      @decimation9780 4 года назад +17

      To be fair, if you get hit by the GAU-8 Avenger, you’re getting turned into a fine red mist. Not even Jason is surviving something like that.

    • @lifeimitatingdeath3608
      @lifeimitatingdeath3608 4 года назад +6

      Can't dodge the strafe.

    • @SheepdogSmokey
      @SheepdogSmokey 4 года назад

      Kaden Macdonald he’d “survive” in the sense he’d come back, in a few centuries.

    • @decimation9780
      @decimation9780 4 года назад +1

      @@SheepdogSmokey After getting pasted? I dunno, pretty sure he’d stay dead, well, what counts as dead for Jason, anyways.

  • @mr.chibiterasu2956
    @mr.chibiterasu2956 4 года назад +877

    Unlike normal horror movie sequels, these are getting better.

    • @waderusso5498
      @waderusso5498 Год назад +2

      Although the Jason one should have been later in because the warthog was a kill streak # call of duty

  • @saucywench9122
    @saucywench9122 3 года назад +19

    "Dammit Logan, let me do me! Stop!" Funniest line. Sounded like an angry sibling lashing out.

  • @i_was_cool_once0440
    @i_was_cool_once0440 4 года назад +810

    “It’s almost like walking dead , except a real American hero is in it “ best line ever hahahaha #crispyon

  • @Boomerbang31
    @Boomerbang31 3 года назад +581

    “This is like a walking dead episode but with real American Heroes in it.”
    “Is that show still on?”
    “No idea.”

  • @justablackscreen9832
    @justablackscreen9832 3 года назад +1188

    When u realize this is what horror movies could be if the military in movies believed the main characters

    • @powerincarnate6783
      @powerincarnate6783 3 года назад +57

      Pretty much. Even if it was only the police.

    • @jairoukagiri2488
      @jairoukagiri2488 3 года назад +17

      Monster Squad ;)

    • @vihaandas4346
      @vihaandas4346 3 года назад +55

      goes into haunted house
      calls 911
      10 fucking officers with full autos pull up
      freddy krueger gets reddy rugered
      roll credits

    • @carso1500
      @carso1500 2 года назад +28

      That would actually be a cool action movie, the usual creepy horror movie stuff until people call 911 and a bunch of soldiers trained in killing the paranormal show up and start shooting at the ghosts, demons or whatever

    • @mohammadsyazwigeoffrey7325
      @mohammadsyazwigeoffrey7325 2 года назад +6

      @@carso1500 SCP : Dollhouse and SCP : Overlord?

  • @Ice-yp4wg
    @Ice-yp4wg 3 года назад +172

    "Logan went on to die from crayon poisoning"
    I thought crayons were non-toxic.
    But that means.....
    **stares at all the empty boxes of crayola**
    **pichuun**

    • @lordpumpkinhead265
      @lordpumpkinhead265 Год назад

      The absolute LAST thing I expected to see on a Mat Best video was a Touhou reference.

  • @JamesonsTravels
    @JamesonsTravels 4 года назад +8664

    Another Outstanding Video! Good Work brother.

    • @Enzo-gw7zf
      @Enzo-gw7zf 4 года назад +154

      Can we get Jameson on a BRCC video plz?🙏🏼

    • @JamesonsTravels
      @JamesonsTravels 4 года назад +146

      @@officerclassified9773 damn this is their best one yet. I am thinking about how I can add something.

    • @djehuti156
      @djehuti156 4 года назад +35

      So apparently 2 Biden supporters watched a little this as of this time and gave thumbs down. Wtf kids

    • @pyeitme508
      @pyeitme508 4 года назад +6

      Good to see u here

    • @ZYNewski
      @ZYNewski 4 года назад +4

      I wouldn’t say outstanding

  • @glenlawrie8684
    @glenlawrie8684 4 года назад +151

    This one had everything. Mat being his best self (no pun intended), JT getting an air force kill, crispy killing zombies with his prosthetic and a patriotic vibrate setting

  • @OmegaTou
    @OmegaTou 4 года назад +594

    Silly BBRC, we all know there's no such thing as "crayon poisoning" it says right on all of the boxes "non-toxic."

    • @stevenpaige2005
      @stevenpaige2005 4 года назад +44

      After he crapped out a rainbow candle he went on to star in the next walking dead episode

    • @Jexorz86
      @Jexorz86 4 года назад +6

      Non-toxic does not mean safe to eat :p it means non-toxic. I mean Glass is also non-toxic and you dont see people eating that very often.

    • @GrimmDesires
      @GrimmDesires 4 года назад +14

      @@Jexorz86 Yes.....? And water is also non-toxic.... But it can still kill you. What's your point?

    • @Jexorz86
      @Jexorz86 4 года назад +5

      @@GrimmDesires The point, was sarcasm, which i suppose you just don't have a firm grasp on.

    • @Jexorz86
      @Jexorz86 4 года назад +4

      @Jordan Behlen I want mine on a toasted bun.

  • @Interfector0
    @Interfector0 3 года назад +63

    Wow. You guys REALLY upped your game that year. The effects and the camerawork have been GREATLY improved.
    Side note: someone wanted to get rid of the Warthog?! SACRILEGE!!!

    • @jimreilly917
      @jimreilly917 Год назад

      USAF tried to kill it for about a decade.

    • @glfagle-grindle7754
      @glfagle-grindle7754 Год назад +4

      They still do don't know why tho it's litterally a flying tank

  • @hunterlambert3072
    @hunterlambert3072 4 года назад +151

    "DAMNIT LOGAN, LET ME DO ME!" New favorite Mat phrase.

    • @soup263
      @soup263 4 года назад +7

      The stop at the end lmao

  • @sam2x13
    @sam2x13 4 года назад +418

    I sort of feel bad for the werewolf, Because he got it in the end.

    • @nizitamaruvaka2294
      @nizitamaruvaka2294 4 года назад +16

      Lucky bastard.

    • @cherylz178
      @cherylz178 4 года назад +2

      😂

    • @jasontanner9755
      @jasontanner9755 4 года назад +6

      OW! WOOOOO!

    • @sethdunlap7009
      @sethdunlap7009 4 года назад +12

      The angle Heather was holding that rifle and that subtle shot of her butt, you just knew the werewolf was gonna get it prison shower scene style 😉

  • @ThatGuy182545
    @ThatGuy182545 4 года назад +82

    “Logan went on to die from crayon poisoning moments later.”
    The Covid coughing fit that laugh triggered was totally worth it lol!

  • @rossberg9308
    @rossberg9308 3 года назад +15

    "Logan went on to die moments later of crayon poisoning moments later." God, I love that one

  • @hallowedbeyourdays
    @hallowedbeyourdays 4 года назад +127

    As the torturer outlines that the cure is inside one of the crayons, the Marine's eyes gain the steely glint of the samurai. It matters not in which one the antidote lies - eating crayons is his calling and now would prevent his undoing.

    • @doctorplagus7138
      @doctorplagus7138 4 года назад +5

      There is no part of this comment that didn't make me feel warn and fuzzy.

  • @mysticaltree273
    @mysticaltree273 4 года назад +380

    People in horror movies: *make dumb choices*
    Americans in horror movies: *Literally shoots everything*

    • @hariman7727
      @hariman7727 4 года назад +18

      For the most AMERICAN handling of monsters... look for the Monster Hunter International book series.

    • @dozergames2395
      @dozergames2395 4 года назад +4

      @@hariman7727 imma have to look into the

    • @nizitamaruvaka2294
      @nizitamaruvaka2294 4 года назад +4

      @@hariman7727 Epic series, would definitely recommend.
      P.S. I want the Abomination.

    • @imaseagullgimmeyourfries2399
      @imaseagullgimmeyourfries2399 4 года назад +8

      Well, most horror movies would be over in 10 minutes if they had guns

    • @hariman7727
      @hariman7727 4 года назад +4

      @@imaseagullgimmeyourfries2399 Aliens wasn't.

  • @TotallyNotAFox
    @TotallyNotAFox 4 года назад +89

    "Interviewing some purgees that were down there out burning up some buildings, business and hurtin' some innocent people" - Sounds way to good to be true

    • @jdrseven
      @jdrseven 4 года назад +6

      But, denounce a dude when he actually does it in self-defense. Kyle Rittenhouse.

    • @royrodgersmcfreely2858
      @royrodgersmcfreely2858 4 года назад

      Yeah it is. Funny how a little controversy exposes even the most carefully hidden democratic ties.

  • @stykexel7511
    @stykexel7511 3 года назад +20

    1:38 they really didnt need an a-10 but seeing jason get murdered by a bunch of 30mm uranium bullets is funni

  • @schmedy
    @schmedy 4 года назад +298

    The crayon part was the best even though it is cliché, SFMF

    • @Matthew-uc7he
      @Matthew-uc7he 4 года назад +14

      As soon as I seen all the boxes of crayons. I lost it .😂

    • @mikebaker4506
      @mikebaker4506 4 года назад +1

      @@Matthew-uc7he i got moto af hahah

    • @tyer6486
      @tyer6486 4 года назад +2

      I thought he was going to say he was a marine or something

    • @travisjohnson1979
      @travisjohnson1979 4 года назад +1

      I laughed pretty hard

    • @brianreddeman951
      @brianreddeman951 4 года назад +2

      Over the top this year. Crayons. A-10, jokes about that series I stopped watching...
      I love to see an F/A-18 with a skull eating crayons on on the vertical stabilizers.

  • @benflannery568
    @benflannery568 4 года назад +569

    Freddie Kruger:we seriously need to stop messing with these guys every halloween! I mean look at poor wolfe!
    Wolfe:*in the corner in a fetal position rocking back and forth*
    Go to your happy place...go to your happy place😭😭

    • @drollfurball2863
      @drollfurball2863 3 года назад +27

      I read Freddie's voice in that demonic tone. Makes it even more funny

    • @silverblade357
      @silverblade357 3 года назад +64

      Logan: "So... you gonna try to kill us this year or what?"
      Freddy: "What? Oh no. I'm just here to take some notes. Your fucked up minds are a fucking gold mine of inspiration!"

    • @Ty-cx3gv
      @Ty-cx3gv 3 года назад +30

      Predator: No worries, boys, I got this. I’ve taken down marines before. Hell, I don’t care if I win or lose! I’m just happy that I finally got a challenge!
      Pennywise: Screw it…I’m going nuclear. *transforms into his spider form*

    • @benflannery568
      @benflannery568 3 года назад +18

      @@Ty-cx3gv Freddie: dude don't do it these guys are more nuts than you think!

    • @Ty-cx3gv
      @Ty-cx3gv 3 года назад +14

      @@benflannery568 Predator: Did you not hear what I just said? In these guys, I see people who will give me the fight of a lifetime!

  • @mrpleasant97
    @mrpleasant97 4 года назад +231

    Watching Matt crack a smile at the silver Bullet line is a moment to remember. 2020 gave us some good things

  • @arsenalraven
    @arsenalraven 3 года назад +10

    This is amazing as always! I was a corpsman and stationed at LeJeune for a few years, and that crayon scene has me rolling with laughter. That is one of the most Marine things I’ve ever seen; I don’t think the antidote part was even necessary. XD I miss those shenanigans.

  • @markhottman2652
    @markhottman2652 4 года назад +108

    4:35 Heather, with a Silver Bullet that wiggles to the beat of the Star Spangled Banner 🇺🇸 Matt should have saluted too. Or maybe he DID? Good work WOMAN!

    • @HeatherLynnOh
      @HeatherLynnOh 4 года назад +12

      🤘🏼🤘🏼

    • @FinsNFeathersOutfitters
      @FinsNFeathersOutfitters 4 года назад +8

      That was the best part of the video I didn’t see that coming😂😂

    • @isaacmulcahy4502
      @isaacmulcahy4502 4 года назад +4

      He took off his hat and placed it over his heart, which is what you do while out of uniform.

    • @garcia207
      @garcia207 4 года назад +3

      That was freaking hilarious especially when he started to salute.

    • @Cybrludite
      @Cybrludite 3 года назад

      @@FinsNFeathersOutfitters neither did the werewolf.

  • @robertbobbypelletreaujr2173
    @robertbobbypelletreaujr2173 4 года назад +414

    Drone with A-10 minigun attached: "congress wanted to get rid of this thing!"

    • @robertbobbypelletreaujr2173
      @robertbobbypelletreaujr2173 4 года назад +4

      :-)

    • @mikethorson4031
      @mikethorson4031 4 года назад +6

      I know propeller vehicles are being brought back because they can hold slower air speed, meaning they can lay hate on a target for a much longer strafe run than jet engines.

    • @aidanpaul2745
      @aidanpaul2745 4 года назад +10

      No, that is definitely a normal A-10. It had 2 muzzle flashes on the wings instead of one on the nose tho for some reason, I dictating that this A-10 has 2 guns which is a whole new can of worms of impossibility

    • @LordPotato690
      @LordPotato690 4 года назад +3

      You don’t know the difference between a drone and an A-10

    • @rckenigma4404
      @rckenigma4404 4 года назад +3

      congress can kiss our ass, all corrupt! but we have these guys who bring a little light for us!

  • @Brother8237
    @Brother8237 4 года назад +2096

    The vibrator playing the American anthem got me thats fuckin gold
    Edit:I know its silver stop commenting that also thanks for 2k likes hell ya

    • @RyanNelson0402
      @RyanNelson0402 4 года назад +15

      SPOILER!!!

    • @Brother8237
      @Brother8237 4 года назад +60

      Ryan Nelson then watch the video before going in the comments

    • @tyrtex5108
      @tyrtex5108 4 года назад +24

      *Silver

    • @Brother8237
      @Brother8237 4 года назад +6

      Týr Tex nice

    • @-user-ch5hd1em6u
      @-user-ch5hd1em6u 4 года назад +19

      Imagine using a vibrator to attack horror movie killer characters

  • @Phoeneyx
    @Phoeneyx 3 года назад +1

    I feel bad for that werewolf lmao that sliver won’t be forgotten anytime soon

  • @CupCakeClan420
    @CupCakeClan420 4 года назад +284

    “DAMNIT LOGAN LET ME DO ME!”

  • @MA-ls1bj
    @MA-ls1bj 4 года назад +111

    "Brrrrrrt the bad guys!" need that on a t-shirt!

  • @nebula0024
    @nebula0024 4 года назад +82

    "Silver Bullet". Omg, I laughed so hard at that part.

    • @joedoe6444
      @joedoe6444 4 года назад +5

      sniff-sniff, did you clean that.....best line.

  • @theoofedgamer8369
    @theoofedgamer8369 2 года назад +2

    "Whatever, what are you going to do about it, are you going to sit there eating hot dogs or are you going to do something?"
    "Rambo 3-1, you are clear and hot."
    *A10 noises*

  • @flbartlett
    @flbartlett 4 года назад +72

    "Interviewing some purgees.." achievement reached

  • @SALTxTHExWOUND
    @SALTxTHExWOUND 4 года назад +1600

    You never disappoint. 🔥

  • @ghostguy307
    @ghostguy307 4 года назад +211

    "did you clean that thing?!?!"
    *proceeds to press american vibration*

    • @Sabastiantheabsoluteunit
      @Sabastiantheabsoluteunit 3 года назад +6

      Lets get your likes to 69, then it'll be more funny

    • @dakotawyatt3559
      @dakotawyatt3559 3 года назад +4

      @@Sabastiantheabsoluteunit I am the 70th like 😈😈

    • @Sabastiantheabsoluteunit
      @Sabastiantheabsoluteunit 3 года назад +6

      @@dakotawyatt3559
      YOU MANIAC, WHY?!?!?!?!? WHHHHHHHHHHHHYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY?!?!?!?

  • @GeneralKenobiSIYE
    @GeneralKenobiSIYE 3 года назад +8

    I love how Logan leans into the whole "Marines Eat Crayons" thing. lol

  • @mgz3032
    @mgz3032 4 года назад +72

    When Matt took his hat off for the silver bullet I almost died laughing 😂

  • @Bennett.b
    @Bennett.b 4 года назад +290

    we need one with demoranch and donut operator in it since demo is a vet veterinarian

    • @sully4802
      @sully4802 4 года назад +7

      he is not a vet, he is just a veterinarian.

    • @Bennett.b
      @Bennett.b 4 года назад +21

      @@sully4802 i know thats what i meant as a joke my guy but i suck at spelling

    • @cffrfgbfbfbf6941
      @cffrfgbfbfbf6941 3 года назад +3

      Donut also served in the military

    • @justryan6480
      @justryan6480 3 года назад +1

      Nah bro, we need the guys from VetTV!

    • @Bennett.b
      @Bennett.b 3 года назад +1

      @@justryan6480 true

  • @Krieg8418
    @Krieg8418 4 года назад +202

    This was hilarious. I hope we get a claymore roomba kill in this series, that could be funny.

    • @callmecamo2
      @callmecamo2 4 года назад +10

      Now that is a solid idea!

    • @chrishayes6359
      @chrishayes6359 4 года назад +5

      Hell to the yeah man

    • @spartancalisthenics7212
      @spartancalisthenics7212 4 года назад +1

      Oh hell yea

    • @earlwyss520
      @earlwyss520 4 года назад

      Or an old school slap flare zombie kill, it gets fired horizontally, it hits the zombie in the chest, and catches it on fire.

    • @garygrant91
      @garygrant91 4 года назад

      I am quite sure a boomba will show up some time.

  • @Soviet_Union.30.12
    @Soviet_Union.30.12 Год назад +5

    It's great how much effort you guys put in your videos and in editing, love your videos

  • @that_boi_BK
    @that_boi_BK 4 года назад +97

    Seeing Jason get turned into swiss cheese via A10 Warthog is the funniest thing I've ever seen 🤣

  • @Huntress_Hannah
    @Huntress_Hannah 4 года назад +115

    When she broke out the “silver bullet”....went and got mine for the memes

    • @Darren4352
      @Darren4352 4 года назад +6

      ROTFLMBAO!

    • @ZeStreD
      @ZeStreD 4 года назад +3

      I was going to like, and then I realized this managed to hit 69 likes and I couldnt be that guy.

    • @Huntress_Hannah
      @Huntress_Hannah 4 года назад +2

      @@ZeStreD not all heroes wear capes

  • @nomad8049
    @nomad8049 4 года назад +61

    My favorite tradition that wasnt canceled

  • @Forgotten0Sons
    @Forgotten0Sons Год назад +2

    Heather be doing more work in these than most actresses in Hollywood.

  • @Yeeeeeeerr
    @Yeeeeeeerr 4 года назад +326

    The “silver bullet” got me by surprise 😂😂

    • @johnbubba1143
      @johnbubba1143 4 года назад +43

      I think the werewolf said the same thing

    • @LR-ku8fn
      @LR-ku8fn 4 года назад +6

      @@johnbubba1143 killed me

    • @joedoe6444
      @joedoe6444 4 года назад +11

      sniff-sniff, did you clean that....

    • @Bushwhackerdk
      @Bushwhackerdk 4 года назад +3

      @@joedoe6444 *plays freedom music*

    • @jpara617
      @jpara617 4 года назад +1

      Mat's ass got me. Can't un-see that lol

  • @Ron_EZ
    @Ron_EZ 4 года назад +93

    Oh-rah, give 'em one for Chesty!
    Semper Fidelis! LOL 🤣

  • @sirboomsalot4902
    @sirboomsalot4902 4 года назад +291

    Therapist: A-10 with twin wing mounted brrrts doesn’t exist
    A-10 with twin wing mounted brrrts: 1:39

    • @iffysphere0515
      @iffysphere0515 4 года назад +6

      i didnt notice that

    • @59cvlpekhlua75
      @59cvlpekhlua75 4 года назад +10

      Its better, and it didnt even uae its real brrrts yet, it use 20mm gun pod only, next run will be 30mm and 2x20mm

    • @robertbobbypelletreaujr2173
      @robertbobbypelletreaujr2173 4 года назад +4

      Drone with A-10 minigun attached: "congress wanted to get rid of this thing!"

    • @philipwinters1666
      @philipwinters1666 4 года назад +3

      Bruh I’m glad to know I’m not the only airplane geek here

    • @tilde5884
      @tilde5884 4 года назад

      brrrt brrrt brrrt

  • @bishopcoleman5317
    @bishopcoleman5317 3 года назад +3

    The production value of this is astounding, great video

  • @Nat_556
    @Nat_556 4 года назад +140

    Jason: **wants to kill**
    American: Haha A-10 go bbbrrrttt

    • @madhie-kun8614
      @madhie-kun8614 4 года назад +13

      Also A-10: shoots at the wings instead at the nose of the plane
      **ULTIMATE CURSE PLANE!!**

    • @decimation9780
      @decimation9780 4 года назад +5

      @@madhie-kun8614 To be fair though, Two is one and one is none. Am I right?!

    • @saintpoli6800
      @saintpoli6800 4 года назад

      @@decimation9780
      Imagine the utter damage two 30mm cannons could fuckin’ do to a building

    • @decimation9780
      @decimation9780 4 года назад +1

      @@saintpoli6800 Well a single burst of 30mm can chew through reinforced concrete like it’s cardboard, so I’m going to assume it’ll demolish an entire building made of the stuff.

    • @saintpoli6800
      @saintpoli6800 4 года назад +1

      @@decimation9780
      More I learn about big guns, the more I want ‘em

  • @JAFTW
    @JAFTW 3 года назад +57

    Ok the rocket launcher scene with the ghost klan demon thing was priceless. "this is some get out shit".

  • @TopljiviSir
    @TopljiviSir 4 года назад +44

    "Jared got the airforce kill" hahahaha I love how they mock airforce guy in every video

  • @richtravis9562
    @richtravis9562 Год назад +1

    this one broke into "please, please, please make an actual movie" territory. and the werewolf was innovative.

  • @ephrimkuzmitski709
    @ephrimkuzmitski709 4 года назад +153

    You should put INSTRUCTER EARL in a If Veterans Were in Horror Movies.

  • @29295753
    @29295753 4 года назад +82

    Hella funny. The silver bullet never leave home without it almost died laughing.

    • @HeatherLynnOh
      @HeatherLynnOh 4 года назад +11

      Always be prepared

    • @johnbubba1143
      @johnbubba1143 4 года назад +3

      I damn near broke my phone by laughing so hard.

    • @domagojbeno388
      @domagojbeno388 4 года назад +4

      It’s when she turns it on 🤣🤣🤣🤣

    • @davebarr5437
      @davebarr5437 4 года назад +5

      Did anyone else notice the silver bullet vibrates to the national anthem? They have outdone themselves.

    • @mzmadmike
      @mzmadmike 4 года назад +1

      @@davebarr5437 Holy shit, now I need resuscitated again.

  • @matt_1984_
    @matt_1984_ 4 года назад +52

    "Jared got an Air Force Kill" lol

  • @solinamanga
    @solinamanga 2 года назад +2

    Great job all, i was laughing way to hard when Eli was dressed as Logan, Heather as Eli and Eli didn't notice. I have to admit, i figured that one out after watching it multiple times. Cheers from the Netherlands, you guys(and lady)rock!

  • @Blastmn
    @Blastmn 4 года назад +198

    I don’t know what I learned watching video. But I think it has something to do with coffee.

    • @piesang500botha2
      @piesang500botha2 4 года назад +3

      Or hot dogs

    • @ex-navyspook
      @ex-navyspook 4 года назад +1

      Yeah...we didn't have too many hotdogs being consumed, this year, after last year's unfortunate event.

    • @ex-navyspook
      @ex-navyspook 4 года назад +1

      @M 40 I second the motion. Can I have a "motion carried?"

    • @piesang500botha2
      @piesang500botha2 4 года назад

      Lol BLM and Antifa so funny when moving targets talk back.

  • @FlysBy
    @FlysBy 4 года назад +81

    Finally someone else who thinks the Walking Dead is not surprising year after year

  • @larrypelrine1799
    @larrypelrine1799 4 года назад +154

    Somehow, you need to add Donut Operator to the fun next year.

  • @SipofSparkle
    @SipofSparkle 3 года назад +4

    Over here patiently waiting for part 4! 😁

  • @noahlambert2191
    @noahlambert2191 4 года назад +127

    Me who has a thermodynamics exam in an hour that I barely studied for
    Also me: Oh shit, New Mat Best video

  • @ApostleThe344
    @ApostleThe344 4 года назад +133

    Ok the silver bullet had me crying. My girlfriend just whipped hers out
    Brb, america calls

    • @AB-ez4rm
      @AB-ez4rm 4 года назад +7

      God Bless America!

    • @Thecatnipproject
      @Thecatnipproject 4 года назад +1

      dude my face was beat red when i saw that

  • @austin0351
    @austin0351 4 года назад +48

    Can't believe you guys let Heather get away with not 'demoning' up this year lol

    • @HeatherLynnOh
      @HeatherLynnOh 4 года назад +44

      The demon is engrained in my personality we didn’t need the makeup

    • @CybrSlydr
      @CybrSlydr 4 года назад +5

      @@HeatherLynnOh Here I was thinking that having a normal, healthy relationship was normalizing her and removing the evil dead bit. lol

  • @TubbysExplorationsYT
    @TubbysExplorationsYT 3 года назад +11

    I sure hope you have another one of these in the works for Halloween 2021; THEY ARE PHENOMENAL!

    • @Onyex.
      @Onyex. 3 года назад

      This

  • @DareToBeDeviant
    @DareToBeDeviant 4 года назад +140

    Dude painted the hall with Invisible Man's blood.
    "Is he dead?"
    (insert Nick Cage _You Don't Say_ meme here)

    • @iandurr68
      @iandurr68 4 года назад +1

      NO NO NO, Not a Nick Cage meme... A David Della Rocco quote from The Boondock Saints!

  • @danarawding5198
    @danarawding5198 4 года назад +70

    Mat's reaction to the vibrator was the best. Were Evan and Heather looking into the wrong end of the FLIR?

    • @nazarderkach9320
      @nazarderkach9320 4 года назад +31

      Therapist: "Sexual assault rifle isn't real, it can't hurt you"
      Sexual assault rifle:

    • @jennifersignsoflife1375
      @jennifersignsoflife1375 4 года назад +1

      @Romans 13:4 The ULTIMATE in SJW TRIGGERS (pun intended)

    • @jennifersignsoflife1375
      @jennifersignsoflife1375 4 года назад

      @Romans 13:4 Thank~You!😆🤟🏼🙏🏼💜💙💓

    • @HeatherLynnOh
      @HeatherLynnOh 4 года назад

      Nazar Derkach 🤣🤣🤣

  • @StriderStryker
    @StriderStryker 4 года назад +230

    _It is a tradition for uploading _*_”If Veterans Were In Horror Movies” series_*_ around _*_October._*
    _See you guys in _*_2021..._*

  • @johngori9477
    @johngori9477 3 года назад +5

    "Aren't you going to do anything?" "Cleared hot..."

  • @aeredhaelredfalen6194
    @aeredhaelredfalen6194 4 года назад +88

    Werewolf be like: "Silver bullet goes WHERE?"

    • @jayeon2670
      @jayeon2670 4 года назад +5

      He's like NO MORE PLEASE END ME ALREADY

    • @bulldozer281
      @bulldozer281 4 года назад +3

      Fully automatic LMG with silver bullets

  • @doctor_pepper5649
    @doctor_pepper5649 4 года назад +144

    That ghost in the hall had a suspiciously point hat 😂

    • @cffrfgbfbfbf6941
      @cffrfgbfbfbf6941 3 года назад +16

      Specifically a rope shaped as a noose

    • @ckarie3710
      @ckarie3710 3 года назад +4

      I think I see where this is going

    • @reapordeath
      @reapordeath 3 года назад +7

      Welllll
      He DID
      But then he got his ass completely vaporized by a law
      Guess he had to hang his hood up lol

    • @doctor_pepper5649
      @doctor_pepper5649 3 года назад +1

      @@ckarie3710 spookie ghosts in the woods😌

    • @doctor_pepper5649
      @doctor_pepper5649 3 года назад +1

      @@reapordeath his boys must’ve found out he ate at a Cajun place😤

  • @davidanalyst671
    @davidanalyst671 4 года назад +58

    Can we just admit that matts calling is these vids? also, can we do a best of veterans in the riots? I saw a soyboy throw a punch at a guy with his head turned, and a very large man reached AROUND THE INTENDED VICTIM to block the punch... then he laughed at the guy throwing the punch. That's real peacekeeper vet energy right there

    • @TheRoadhammer379
      @TheRoadhammer379 4 года назад

      Was the big guy a vet or are you speculating

  • @Gelf2167
    @Gelf2167 3 года назад +6

    I’m binging these before Halloween. I’m waiting for Pt 4!

  • @TrueMobster
    @TrueMobster 4 года назад +182

    Awesome! 😄🔥

  • @wtrdogg20
    @wtrdogg20 4 года назад +35

    -"...zombie camouflage"
    -"Ooooohhhh!"
    You guys never let me down!

  • @b.a.6977
    @b.a.6977 4 года назад +63

    "WooHoo, Texas Heartshot!" Never... NEVER stop making videos! The whole video was entertaining as milking a unicorn. Keep it up!

    • @AtlasLytle
      @AtlasLytle 4 года назад

      I read 'milking a unicorn" and immediately thought of the condom unicorn bit on youtube. Brilliant, my friend.

  • @patrickdurham8393
    @patrickdurham8393 3 года назад +4

    Crayon poisoning is a brutal death. Glad I built resistance as a child.

  • @MrCadet85
    @MrCadet85 4 года назад +89

    For next year’s haunted house, I would recommend Eastern State Penitentiary.

    • @86Deco
      @86Deco 4 года назад +6

      Trans-Allegany Lunatic Asylumn in Weston, WV. Name says it all.

  • @toadetteremotewithwiimotio3330
    @toadetteremotewithwiimotio3330 4 года назад +102

    Ghost: *Vibing in the Hallway*
    Veteran: *casually grabs an RPG*

    • @jayeon2670
      @jayeon2670 4 года назад +8

      That was supposed to be a klansman but we dont talk about that reference

    • @julonkrutor4649
      @julonkrutor4649 4 года назад +1

      talk about overkill ^^

    • @Starlight-by3cf
      @Starlight-by3cf 4 года назад +1

      @Jesse Reeds *NiCe*

    • @smeghead765
      @smeghead765 4 года назад

      The M72 was before my time, but is it actually considered a recoiless rifle? Aren't recoiless rifles breach loaded? And isn't the warhead on the LAW a shaped charge riding on a rocket motor thus making it an RPG technically?

    • @boofpakboixx3123
      @boofpakboixx3123 4 года назад +1

      Lmaooo that wasnt a ghost bruh

  • @MasonSeibel
    @MasonSeibel 3 года назад +30

    More appropriate title: Every veteran's excuse for having a billion guns. I'm not against it, keep vibin' brothers.

  • @GeneralG1810
    @GeneralG1810 3 года назад +3

    I pretty much held it together until Heather got out her silver bullet that played the national anthem, then I fucking lost it LMFAO XD

  • @AceIndiana
    @AceIndiana 3 года назад +65

    I absolutely love how these guys just have the most fun during Halloween

  • @TheSooty525
    @TheSooty525 4 года назад +17

    Omg, that is gold! The A10 was awesome, then Heather with the silver vibrator!
    Pissing myself laughing!
    Awesome vid Mat!

  • @triciarodriguez5034
    @triciarodriguez5034 4 года назад +31

    The "im telling Logan" killed me

  • @dmarcusIII
    @dmarcusIII 3 года назад +6

    I love how he has a hat for diffrent scenarios