50cc: Pff is the Blooper item a joke or smth? 100cc: Eh nothing i can't handle 150cc: As long as i don't get it in the wrong places, i should be fine. 200cc: OH GOD OH FRICK GET IT OFF
JayMoji: If I learned one thing about this game. Is that it has no soul it doesn’t care about your feelings. And it will beat you up until your crying on the floor. Me: relatable.
@@RichardMontgomeryYT cpu are also bots controlled by the system. It called cpu/central processing unit to highlight its a unit being controlled by the system
You know that in Mario Kart Wii and Mario Kart DS, getting 3 stars isn't only about winning every race, but also about beating each race in a certain amount of time, as well as not falling off or hitting walls.
like 15 minutes ago i had a meltdown that ended in tears and going nonverbal. but im gonna be honest with u dude i haven't laughed this hard in a while. thank you ❤️
200cc is more about overcoming yourself than the opponents. Once you memorize the tracks and get your rhythm going, you'll drive so fast and precise that it's possible to win even from the back by overtaking everybody within the final lap.
quick tip for 200cc: if there are two turns in quick succession, drift for the second one early. If you drift for the first one you'll overshoot the second turn and crash.
I’m honestly surprised that someone of your caliber found this challenging. You dominate at almost anything else. But everyone has some flaws I guess, so keep up the good work!
Mariokart 8 Deluxe: Expectations vs Reality Expectations: Have a fun race between NPC's or maybe even your friends! What a fun time! Reality: *Link is in a death match with ROY*
At 9:43 you could have driven behind the first piranha plant; there is a small lip on the edge of the track so you jump over the grass without touching it. I find it easier as it eliminates two turns. nice vid tho
I’m actually know everything for 200cc brake drifting, that you have to actually drift on some of the boost ramp panels, the MASSIVE Big Blue shortcut, actually all the shortcuts you can do without mushrooms and you MUST have a high acleration combo or you’re basically S C R E W E D because high speed combos don’t do well once you’re hit with a shell or a banana because they can’t get back up to speed. Also there’s a hidden stat in the game like the mini turbo stat, if you have a high mini turbo stat your drift boosts will charge quicker and last longer, my build for 200cc is dry bones, mr scooty, roller wheels and the cloud glider you can also use all the baby characters if you don’t have mr scooty then use the Streetle if you don’t have the cloud glider then use the parafoil. That’s my help to 200cc
I’ve 100 percented the game so I’ve got the gold wheels, gold mario the gold glider, that’s why I know so much but mankalor has done a brake drifting vid. More PRO tips you can outrun blue shells and red shells but they will still catch up in the end, you can dodge a blue shell with the boo item the star the bullet bill ( You can take items from the back don’t use them get them to the top and dodge items) you also can use a mushroom by timing it just perfect and gold mushrooms don’t need timing because just spam that item button to get boosts
CPUs are assigned a spot they will go to with all their power. The places are basically already determined before you even start, and your goal is to stop the CPU with the 1st place designation from being in 1st place. The CPU that always ends up in front of you or behind you is probably the one that was assigned to be in 1st.
Once Roy was just right behind me at the last lap at the finish line which made me super angry at him because I was so close to losing my first place SO I COMPLETELY AGREE WITH ROY BEING THE MAIN SUPER ANTAGONIST VILLAIN IN MARIO KART 8 DELUXE
34 years old, and I love Mario Kart and just got the Switch. One of two games I got? Mario Kart 8 deluxe. Been a long time Mario Kart fan, since the 90s. I love bruising my older brother's ego with this game. Always had a version of Mario Kart 8 with whatever Nintendo console I had which took over my time. I'm prepared to suck at first, but get better with practice. So funny watching you. "Let's try the Bell Cup!" Two seconds later "BALLS!"
News Flash: Popular Nintendo RUclipsr, JayMoji has been diagnosed with Mario Kart, the popular Nintendo game that he loves to hate due to salt and... R O Y
To my knowledge, you can get away with a second place or two and get a three star. You need at least 54 points to get a three star, if I’m not mistake. You don’t have to get a perfect 60 points, first place every race.
I don't know why the people at Nintendo thought a Yoshi-shaped track would be a fun idea. It looks cool, but in practice, you're gonna either have to have impeccable control of your brakes, or load up on mushrooms.
Jaymoji 3:55 I like this race track me an intellectual: Oh I see your a man of no culture in all honesty I don't like this map because it's to simple to be called a rainbow road. Every other rainbow road had something cool to it. Can't believe they didn't bring back the ds rainbow road
Okay, I have two things to say. 1. I felt you when you said something about Karma at the beginning. Every. Single. Time. I throw a red shell at a CPU, I get red-shelled. 2. For every 200cc race I've been playing, Peach and Toad have been in every race and in the exact same car... I'm kinda freaked out.
Hey, you can try using lightweight character max acceleration (aka least speed) combo, that works for me in 200cc. Ribbon Road is from Super Circuit but it's extremely modified. In Yoshi Circuit, if you're fast enough, you can jump over some of those turns using the drift button.
@@treefiddy_Yugo-slay-via as I said I use least speed combo. A lightweight character like koopa, toad etc., Mr Scooty or Buggybud as vehicle, roller or azure roller as wheels. Since parafoil doesn't make much difference you can use anything, but I personally choose ones that lower the speed stat.
In earlier mario karts, you had to not only get first in every race to get 3 stars, but also be in first for like 90% of the time racing; not to mention that blue shells can show up multiple times per lap, with no super horn to aid you. Basically, mk8 is the casual mario kart. The other games gave me ptsd though, so it’s nice that there’s one game that I can reck people online in, and relax.
7:24 Asked everyone ever. :'^ Ribbon Road is from Super Circuit for the GBA, which was basically Super Mario Kart 2. As a matter of fact, after you beat all the GBA courses, you get the entirety of the original's on top of that! Also home to the flat Bowser's Castles and the rainy Luigi Circuit that everyone only remembers from DS.
200cc is definitely a beast in its own right, but MAN is it satisfying to pull of well! Having to use the brakes and more foresight/strategy in taking corners adds to the challenge and intensity of racing! If I would recommend something to you JayMoji is this: Try using a vehicle with more grip. Both Link and the Hylian Bike are Speed/Weight oriented, so that's probably why you struggled handling wise. Also, I personally wouldn't use Bikes unless I'm challenging myself, but that's just me. PS: Yes, the AI on 200cc (EVEN in Deluxe) will struggle so much with the speed that on tighter tracks, they can even fall off! XD
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Poggers!
Not flexing but got this game on cristmas and i have all 200cc cups 3stars XD. And great vid btw, keep theese coming🙂.
@aitotane22 same here i got 3 stars on all cups/ccs in just a week
Im getting very good at 150cc, 200 is way too fast for me lol. But on 150cc i can do the turns in yoshi's circuit pretty well not to brag
@@bussdriver6087 didn't really ask
*bogg*
This wouldn’t be a Jaymoji video if Jay doesn’t say “watch this” or “check this out” before having a lot bad luck.
Honestly😂
You did it! You broke Jaymoji down to its bare essentials!
Jujuuuuuuuu
He's channeling Arin from Game Grumps lol
50cc: Pff is the Blooper item a joke or smth?
100cc: Eh nothing i can't handle
150cc: As long as i don't get it in the wrong places, i should be fine.
200cc: OH GOD OH FRICK GET IT OFF
Get this shit off meee!1!1!
999999999950cc end me god plz end me
Lmao I actually love 200cc
@@brianalejandro7420 lmao same
@@deadlytorpedo116 I think blooper decreases your traction in addition to blocking view so it can really screw with your lines in 200
200cc was invented just to watch everyone suffer
I know
I like it but im crazy so yeah. i honestly do best on 200, simply because I've got good lines, but im pretty bad with item management.
YEEtastic RC same
@John Sikes Why.... Why do that...
your right
Jay: I fear no man
Jay: but that thing
Roy:
Jay: It scares me.
@Jada Petillo no u
Lol Roy is one of my favs
@@to1inn no u
acthereal_
Wtf
@@bruhmoment595 just kidding haha
JayMoji: If I learned one thing about this game. Is that it has no soul it doesn’t care about your feelings. And it will beat you up until your crying on the floor. Me: relatable.
*Cries in multiple red and blue shells*
Mikey I went from 1st to 6th in ice ice outpost due to green and red shells
Wow that is related
(Sr pelo reference)
And still beat you up while you are on the floor
Jay: who was in first?
Jay: was it baby lui-
Jay: *Transforms into satan*
Jay: *R* *O* *Y*
5 seconds in and he is already flexing
Why is there always that ONE character in the game that beats every race
ikr and the op winning character changes every few days
When i play as Larry koopa, EVERY TIME Lemmy wins the race
Wario and Yoshi for me
Mario and Luigi is always there to stop me
Aaron's Geography World lol same 😂
“I am a firm believer that karma is programmed into the game”
Yeah me too...
Mariokart Wii: hold my beer
WELL LOOK AT YOU WITH ALL YOUR TROPHIES AND STARS
I have 3stars on every cup and cc haha
Is this a hate comment or hate
@@ghazt9702 I have all execpt 150cc and 200cc. Working on 150CC atm
Ok
@@ghazt9702 Same here 😎
12:14 ‘ROY’ 💀💀 lmao
Bruh the way he said it made me cry lmao
I still hate how green shells when they're used by cpus keep hitting you with such stupid dumb accuracy
They're programmed to rebound of walls and hit you. You can do the same though so use it to your advantage
It’s called smart bouncing
what do you mean cpus? a cpu is the main part of a computer
@@RichardMontgomeryYT cpu are also bots controlled by the system. It called cpu/central processing unit to highlight its a unit being controlled by the system
@@g8x2keeper ok thanks
That part where he crash into the podium stopped my heart
dude same
I'll wait for you to pass me in Mario kart
8:23
The way he wheezed gives me life.
4:11 “MOVE!” Legit how I play MarioKart 😂
You know that in Mario Kart Wii and Mario Kart DS, getting 3 stars isn't only about winning every race, but also about beating each race in a certain amount of time, as well as not falling off or hitting walls.
yup
Also for some reason in Mario Kart Wii, hitting people subtracted your time and getting hit added your time
Jay: *Is about to win*
Ludwig: I’m about to end this mans whole career
pow
9:18 Even though I love Ludwig, this cracked me up because how angry he was.
it’s not a mistake, just a way for Nintendo to make you hate yourself even more than you already probably do, lol
10:41
That's a masterpiece. Beautiful
11:05 Yes. You landed on Roy's green shell that was behind him.
"Mario's gold mine"
~Jaymoji 2020
Jay, 200cc is hard. Beginning of the vid, wait this is 200cc?
Jxk0b
your expression defines every one else's
No one:
King Boo: Hee hee mushroom go nyoom
Why did this make me laugh so hard-
like 15 minutes ago i had a meltdown that ended in tears and going nonverbal. but im gonna be honest with u dude i haven't laughed this hard in a while. thank you ❤️
The acapella yoshi circuit music was amazing.
He can do 200cc but I can’t even get three stars on 50cc without smart steering
Julius Wolf Thays just sad
Pathetic.
Julius Wolf same
mario kart is tough, just keep at it!
how
200cc is more about overcoming yourself than the opponents. Once you memorize the tracks and get your rhythm going, you'll drive so fast and precise that it's possible to win even from the back by overtaking everybody within the final lap.
quick tip for 200cc: if there are two turns in quick succession, drift for the second one early. If you drift for the first one you'll overshoot the second turn and crash.
I’m honestly surprised that someone of your caliber found this challenging. You dominate at almost anything else. But everyone has some flaws I guess, so keep up the good work!
Jaymoji colapsing in on him self 8:58 (2020) (colourized)
Mariokart 8 Deluxe: Expectations vs Reality
Expectations: Have a fun race between NPC's or maybe even your friends! What a fun time!
Reality:
*Link is in a death match with ROY*
8:20 GAMER MODE ACTIVATED
8:28 OMG WHY IS THIS SO FUNNY TO ME. This map terrifies me PWAAAAAAUH
8:21 when you glitch into first place
At 9:43 you could have driven behind the first piranha plant; there is a small lip on the edge of the track so you jump over the grass without touching it. I find it easier as it eliminates two turns.
nice vid tho
You know how jay described it, I don’t know wether to be happy, sad, or pissed that I can’t find MK8D
9:17 Everybody loves Ludwig
Jaymoji makes me laugh he is the funniest guy I know
I’m actually know everything for 200cc brake drifting, that you have to actually drift on some of the boost ramp panels, the MASSIVE Big Blue shortcut, actually all the shortcuts you can do without mushrooms and you MUST have a high acleration combo or you’re basically S C R E W E D because high speed combos don’t do well once you’re hit with a shell or a banana because they can’t get back up to speed. Also there’s a hidden stat in the game like the mini turbo stat, if you have a high mini turbo stat your drift boosts will charge quicker and last longer, my build for 200cc is dry bones, mr scooty, roller wheels and the cloud glider you can also use all the baby characters if you don’t have mr scooty then use the Streetle if you don’t have the cloud glider then use the parafoil. That’s my help to 200cc
I’ve 100 percented the game so I’ve got the gold wheels, gold mario the gold glider, that’s why I know so much but mankalor has done a brake drifting vid. More PRO tips you can outrun blue shells and red shells but they will still catch up in the end, you can dodge a blue shell with the boo item the star the bullet bill ( You can take items from the back don’t use them get them to the top and dodge items) you also can use a mushroom by timing it just perfect and gold mushrooms don’t need timing because just spam that item button to get boosts
12:45 And that is why I love it sooooo much!
No one:
Not even JayMoji:
Mario in the Thumbnail: *MMMMMMAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAMMMMMAAAAAAAAAAAA*
*11:14** my favorite koopaling is actually iggy*
Isn’t he everyone’s
Something Starry Nah XD mines is Ludwig. Iggy is my second favorite.
Wolfette 50473 Yeah I now 2 Mario RUclipsrs who have Ludwig as the first thing in their username and Ludwig as their profile picture
2:33
Moment in which we have all done this: 🤦♀️🤦♂️
(But remembering that the same thing happened to us sometime xD)
Yea, I like Ludwig.
Jay:makes fun of him
Damn bro chill man chill
things i didn’t know i needed:
1) jay singing
CPUs are assigned a spot they will go to with all their power. The places are basically already determined before you even start, and your goal is to stop the CPU with the 1st place designation from being in 1st place.
The CPU that always ends up in front of you or behind you is probably the one that was assigned to be in 1st.
Yoshi's Circuit is like Oxide Station. So many twists and turns.
1:26 this reminded me of the meme that went like:
YOU SHALL NOT PASS!!!!
This game tests your luck, friendship, self-esteem, and Mental Stability.
(Edit)
I beat the game btw,
and
IT
S U C K E D!
Me too!! 100% nearly killed me... until I cheated and got hell from a friend
I’m being 100% real with you right now, I was only trying to unlock all gold items but I accidentally beat the game while doing it.
Blooper man me too
Jay: "Do cpus make mistakes?"
Toad: "Hold my beer"
Jaymoji: says I'm smarter than the computers
Also jaymoji 2 seconds later: slips on his own banana
I just found you a pair of days ago, and thought u had like 300.000 subscribers, but nope I was wrong u have under 100.000 ?! Like u deserve more!! :D
0:36 idk but i'll send you the LINK to my theory
I had two links twice I think
Jay: I hate roy!
Me: why
Jay: He is the villan of Mario kart 8 deluxe!
Me: no you!
Once Roy was just right behind me at the last lap at the finish line which made me super angry at him because I was so close to losing my first place
SO I COMPLETELY AGREE WITH ROY BEING THE MAIN SUPER ANTAGONIST VILLAIN IN MARIO KART 8 DELUXE
34 years old, and I love Mario Kart and just got the Switch. One of two games I got? Mario Kart 8 deluxe. Been a long time Mario Kart fan, since the 90s. I love bruising my older brother's ego with this game. Always had a version of Mario Kart 8 with whatever Nintendo console I had which took over my time. I'm prepared to suck at first, but get better with practice.
So funny watching you. "Let's try the Bell Cup!" Two seconds later "BALLS!"
Mayo vs ketchup splatfest coming back on 22 may
News Flash: Popular Nintendo RUclipsr, JayMoji has been diagnosed with Mario Kart, the popular Nintendo game that he loves to hate due to salt and... R O Y
Im going to use your catchphrase now!
“Breaks need a break! Breaks.. Breaking.. *MOVE!* “
The koopalings are the main antagonists!
To my knowledge, you can get away with a second place or two and get a three star. You need at least 54 points to get a three star, if I’m not mistake. You don’t have to get a perfect 60 points, first place every race.
“haha you get it brakes need to- MOVE👹”
10:42
This is music for my ears 😂(っ ื▿ ื)っ
I don't know why the people at Nintendo thought a Yoshi-shaped track would be a fun idea. It looks cool, but in practice, you're gonna either have to have impeccable control of your brakes, or load up on mushrooms.
This game comes with a "instant karma" feature.
Warms my heart seeing the Koopalings get the respect they deserve
50cc: ez
100cc: ok
150cc: meh
200cc: I will end u
Nah nah
50cc ez
100cc ez
150cc eh
200cc I will make you cry
6:23 I’m 99% sure Neo Bowser City doesn’t have any sort of slippery rain physics.
Best I’ve got in 200cc is a 0 star sliver trophie
ok
7:52 link's head wend bonk
just started watching and jay is already flexing. What else do you expect?
10:42
me at 2 am after playing yoshi's course for the 7th time:
This was actually what I was doing a few minutes ago
7:15 "By the skin of my teeth" -JayMoji 2020
I mean it's a pretty popular saying
Fastlane Gaming bro do you live in India or something because that’s a popular saying here in the states
@@samueldella-maggiore5092 No I know it is, I just never thought about it, and... do you have skin on your teeth? If so, please... call a doctor.
Fastlane Gaming yup! Haha, seriously though I didn’t mean any offense with that comment
@@samueldella-maggiore5092 Well that's a relief! As horrible as having hairy teeth seems, ngl, I kinda want to see that.
12:08 been there...
Teacher: what are you laughing at?
Me: nothing
My brain: 10:41
Me crying because didn’t get all of the gold trophies in frickin Mario kart 7
Brake drifting.The saving grace on this Godforsaken Difficulty.
Jaymoji 3:55
I like this race track
me an intellectual: Oh I see your a man of no culture
in all honesty I don't like this map because it's to simple to be called a rainbow road. Every other rainbow road had something cool to it. Can't believe they didn't bring back the ds rainbow road
It made me laugh when you said “Someones gonna die today!”
"Mariokarted"
10:00 JUST REALIZED THE MAP WAS SHAPED LIKE YOSHI
10:30 how did that happen
Exactly what I was thinking, how did it switch to 5th a second after he crossed the finish💀
Okay, I have two things to say.
1. I felt you when you said something about Karma at the beginning. Every. Single. Time. I throw a red shell at a CPU, I get red-shelled.
2. For every 200cc race I've been playing, Peach and Toad have been in every race and in the exact same car... I'm kinda freaked out.
First
W0w
Luke Alger, you are the real first!
@@jacobpugh87 true
Don't drool over trophies. They are wasted materials.
Brakes needs a breaks! I DIED!
I loved the acapella at 10:42 SO much 🤣
8:55 I don't know why this part made me laugh so hard
Favorite koopa besides koopa himself is Lemmy
Hey, you can try using lightweight character max acceleration (aka least speed) combo, that works for me in 200cc.
Ribbon Road is from Super Circuit but it's extremely modified.
In Yoshi Circuit, if you're fast enough, you can jump over some of those turns using the drift button.
For the combination for 200cc witch one is best or the one you used?
@@treefiddy_Yugo-slay-via as I said I use least speed combo. A lightweight character like koopa, toad etc., Mr Scooty or Buggybud as vehicle, roller or azure roller as wheels. Since parafoil doesn't make much difference you can use anything, but I personally choose ones that lower the speed stat.
@@akyraisconfused ok
HEY HEY. I know whats going on here....You just want a reason to FLEX on us Jay! I see what you doin, You ain't slick.
You need to make the Mario Kart 9 music because that was * smack * *perfection*
In earlier mario karts, you had to not only get first in every race to get 3 stars, but also be in first for like 90% of the time racing; not to mention that blue shells can show up multiple times per lap, with no super horn to aid you. Basically, mk8 is the casual mario kart. The other games gave me ptsd though, so it’s nice that there’s one game that I can reck people online in, and relax.
7:24 Asked everyone ever. :'^
Ribbon Road is from Super Circuit for the GBA, which was basically Super Mario Kart 2. As a matter of fact, after you beat all the GBA courses, you get the entirety of the original's on top of that! Also home to the flat Bowser's Castles and the rainy Luigi Circuit that everyone only remembers from DS.
200cc is definitely a beast in its own right, but MAN is it satisfying to pull of well! Having to use the brakes and more foresight/strategy in taking corners adds to the challenge and intensity of racing!
If I would recommend something to you JayMoji is this: Try using a vehicle with more grip. Both Link and the Hylian Bike are Speed/Weight oriented, so that's probably why you struggled handling wise. Also, I personally wouldn't use Bikes unless I'm challenging myself, but that's just me.
PS: Yes, the AI on 200cc (EVEN in Deluxe) will struggle so much with the speed that on tighter tracks, they can even fall off! XD
"Everybody loves Ludwig"
Don’t you dare diss my boi Roy like that hehe
8:22 LMAO SAVED IT YOU SAVAGE!!!!!!!!!
the yoshi circut timelapse music was really cool please do more of this jay