I Learned That No Matter What Character, Car, And. Glider JayMoji Musters Together. He Will Always Suck At Mario Kart. And That Okay Because If You Win Ever Game Of Mario Kart That Would Be No Fun.
2:13 Mario kart try hard hear there using baby peach and that car set because it gives max acceleration and is very op on certain maps because you can spam drifting left and right and you can actually go straight well drifting because the handling
the other day when i was playing mario kart my sister thought i was hacking because when she did the same kart as me but i was still faster ONLY because of my character LOL
The Biddybuggy and Rollers can be used with anyone, and I’ve found light characters like Baby Mario to be even more effective. You can ignore the speed and weight stats in MK8, as they generally mean nothing. Acceleration is absolutely the most important, with Handling in 2nd place and Traction in 3rd. The higher your acceleration, the better.
It still bothers me how each of the Koopalings got their own slot on the roster, eating up eight total slots. Those slots could have been reserved for other characters, like Captain Falcon, or seven variants of me.
Mario Kart is actually how I found your channel. My parents got me and my sister a Wii U with Mario Kart and Splatoon on it. I then occasionally played splatoon When 2 years later I got a switch and thought “huh splatoon, that was fun.” So I got splat 2 Then I started consuming slat on content on RUclips found this Octoboy fellow, and henceforth found you lol Sounds long winded and stupid but I mean... it’s true.
I've been playing mariokart since I was like 2. I've played Double dash, DS, wii, 7 and 8 DX I've loved them all. I pretty much exclusively played as small characters like dry bones and the standard carts and end up doing pretty well even in a full "waluigi meta" lobby. Pointless ramble I know but I just love mariokart it basically raised me ok
Did you know Mario Kart 8 deluxe is the most sold switch game in the world? Edit: also the best combination in this game is dry bowser, b-dash, super glider, and slick tires. It outputs the best possible speed.
Ok, NO, the most common combination is "the wrigller kart", and of the two tiny tires, and in my opinion the cloud glider, mainly cause it gives the most star boosts.
😂 and that’s why I always go with Isabelle and the Animal Crossing themed stuff. That’s good enough to put me top 3 often, don’t need to sweat the meta because in the end even if you have the skills, a blue shell will say hi.
What did you learn from this video? I know I didn’t
I learn that I hate the Online- MarioKart 'cause I never get Shells when I'm on 1st place but the second have 3 of the red ones.
I Learned That No Matter What Character, Car, And. Glider JayMoji Musters Together. He Will Always Suck At Mario Kart. And That Okay Because If You Win Ever Game Of Mario Kart That Would Be No Fun.
@@Mr.WonderJames Especially since the competition always destroys itself anyway
@JayMoji i learnt not be a jackass oh an btw blobobbers are a pain in the ass
I learned that Mario kart is not built for the weak
"I'm neck deep in this bullshit" best quote of the year (6:00)
LMFAOAOAOAAOA OK THATS A MOOD
10/10 quote made me cry
well, 2020-21 in a nutshell
Dang I thought breathing was not allowed while playing, so I always lost to passing out. Now I know to breath.
Please breathe
I love breathing
I died
Me breath no
Another enlightened student
"everyone's going to be playing daisy on a moped"
oh you mean mario kart wii?
TRUE
@@JayMoji wow thanks for replying
It's to know the shit
Jaymoji: how not to play Mariokart
Jaymoji: play waluigi
All the records with waluigi: wait. That’s illegal
waluigi is dead
roy rise
@@javierolmedo2225
Waluigi is online mode
The way his says Mario Kart makes me happy for some reason
You should hear me scream it when I’m losing
@@JayMoji i need a compilation
@@JayMoji c'mon, don't be shy... give us a link
@@KSPlaysthekilltracker seriously
I agree with Jaymoji in that text he sent. He screams f**king LOUD!
An image of my joy-cons appeared in my head every time Jay said the words “drifting” and “drift.”
Wonder why
@@JayMoji hmmmmmmmmmm I know why
@@Rylan-Fox omg how
@@therealcrabman25 *Gets flashbacks of my Joy-Cons drifting* Uh It's complicated...
@@Rylan-Fox XD
"How You Goin Lie In A Mario Kart Lobby Bro?" That Killed Me 🤣🤣
So much disrespect 😔
“Where even is Canada, Is that even a thing”
*Viantastic has entered the Chat*
@@Wolfywolf7 is GG Canadian!
@@Wolfywolf7 I’ve never known this🤯 I feel more happy now
@@tgs2141 I think Cyrus is too
@@MoisesMosiala no I’m not sure he is, I think he lives in Europe
@@tgs2141 he might
A Mario Kart 8 Deluxe lobby in which only one person plays as Waluigi is something I thought I'd never see.
I once got in a lobby where 6 out of 11 people were Waluigi.
I didn't do well. I no longer play online regionals between 12am and 6am.
Me neither but here we are
“Is Canada even real?”
Gab: “Am I a joke to you?”
Noooo gab is from Splatoon
Then he's from the Canadian version of Splatoon
What about vian?
@@JayMoji What version?
@@lightlemur5567 he’s dead.
Great video Jay, my favorite part is at 6:07 when Mayaroni started playing Stardew Valley.
MINE TOO MINE TOO
the most fearsome gamer of them all: *GRANNY*
She’s the best of the best
Jay:calm the the heck down.
Jay 2 matches later: WHAT THE HECK!I HAVE NOT MADE THAT JUMP ONCE TODAY!!!
Do as I say not as I do
Jaymoji: waluigi is the best character! I can’t believe I’m saying that!
waluigi: b r u h
Inkling for me
@@Wolfywolf7 ye
@@Wolfywolf7 @Dee the BandanaWolf while i doo like king boo, he is ironically too heavy for my tastes
@@Wolfywolf7 I'm a Dry Bones guy myself
@@joelcomer Inklings are the best for me
"Muscle memor- oh shit wait" I don't know why but I just laugh uncontrollably when hearing this.
How to become a professional at Mario kart: play with bikes
Should have just made that the entire video
@@JayMoji redo it
3:59 the most important lesson throughout this entire video 🤣🤣
"Ya gotta cut corners!"
*takes slowest possible route*
Otherwise known as: How I play Mario Kart
Facts
If you see someone,
He has MarioKart.
If you see someone he IS MarioKart.
That’s too much for my brain to handle
@@JayMoji lol
@@JayMoji You're also in the right mindset
0:53 oh I never knew this strategy. Just makes me love waluigi even more ❤️❤️
I died at "ZAK PASSED ME???" 😂😂😂😂😂
Waluigi's gonna have some serious back problems from sitting in that tiny cart all the time XD
2:13 Mario kart try hard hear there using baby peach and that car set because it gives max acceleration and is very op on certain maps because you can spam drifting left and right and you can actually go straight well drifting because the handling
Tryhard as in 9800 internet points
Jaymoji: Zach knows how to play.
Me which my name is Zack: Thank you
Jay: You will never get double item with someone in front of you
Also Jay: (Gets double item with 3 people right there)
"2 years from now the meta will change"
BRO HOW MANY STUFF IS JAY GONNA PREDICT IN THIS GAME
Jay: That was a sick, nasty drift! My drifting is on point today
Also Jay: Cuts out the drift
Mario kart wii was my childhood bro thank you so much for making this
Same
"Splatoon's meta is Bloblobbers."
Oh, buddy.
If this is a how NOT to play then I wonder how bad I actually am.
I love that jay still plays this game...hopefully I will run in to him
I’ll be making videos on this game until the next one comes out....one day
Now I only need to learn how to beat the time trial ghosts
I'm not actually Joking, the gold wheels are the only things I'm missing.
“If I place, I will be happy”
True
12:25 funny how I always beat everyone I play against in MK8D
If Jaymoji sees this text he will f ing ban you because of how mad he was.
Nintenzak vs Jaymoji the battle of survival
i love it when people think heavy people matter online nothing means anything unless its itemless
the other day when i was playing mario kart my sister thought i was hacking because when she did the same kart as me but i was still faster ONLY because of my character LOL
Am I the only one that noticed that when he said Meta the A was currently? And currently starts with an A?
Yeah, it made me laugh. Almost everything about this video made me laugh though
I enjoyed this video a lot. Thank you so much for cheering me up Jay!
Glad you enjoyed!
2:55 aged like milk and wine.
Wave 4 of the BCP basically heard JayMoji there.
8:55 Jay: “Is Canada even real?”
Me: HOW DARE YOU QUESTION THE EXISTIAL STATUS OF CANADA
Gotta ask the real questions
accurate
Thanks
Ur first
Jay: Everyone has Mario kart
Me:Starts crying
@Lincoln Furniss I am dead inside
New meta: baby rosa on the circuit special with button tyres and bowser kite
Great Vid! I love the Sonic adventure Music used in the transitions too!
Glad to see somebody else who knows where that music is from!
Your breakdown of the acronym meta was close but it's Most Effective Tactic Available
Feels like you’ve done something like this before from the Super Mario 3D World and the 2nd previous Mario Kart video.
Idek how many times I've replayed Jay saying Mariokart.
The Biddybuggy and Rollers can be used with anyone, and I’ve found light characters like Baby Mario to be even more effective. You can ignore the speed and weight stats in MK8, as they generally mean nothing. Acceleration is absolutely the most important, with Handling in 2nd place and Traction in 3rd. The higher your acceleration, the better.
waluigi is meta
It still bothers me how each of the Koopalings got their own slot on the roster, eating up eight total slots. Those slots could have been reserved for other characters, like Captain Falcon, or seven variants of me.
You really do deserve seven other variants, though💙
until i was 10,i never knew that if you press that button when you jump you will go faster,so i tried every race without doing that for 6 years
M - most
E - effective
T - thing
A - at the moment
I literally just watched a ton of mario kart speedruns and practiced. The problem now is that I have no more friends after annihilating them.
Anything with roller wheels and either biddy buggy or mr scooty is meta
Why am I watching this after I
Already won a Mario Kart Tournament
congrats! sounds poggers
Because you can never be too good
@@JayMoji My goal is to beat this RUclipsr named Terroriser. He's really good.
I really love the: how not to play splatoon 2 it is now one of my favourite videos of all time!!! Keep up the good work!!🤘😎👍
HE SAID IT! He said the thing!
"SHUT UP!"
Now that is a massive throwback!
THE THING!
I literally tried Daisy on a moped and I won every game :0
Daisy with Sport Bike, GLA wheels and hylian kite/golden glider is a pretty good combo 🤣
When you didn’t take the DK country flying shortcut it hurt me physically
I never knew grandma was insane!🤣🤣🤣
Grandma is insane,Dude
Omg 13229vr is insane
I have 14000 vr.
6:56 That's a nice lifesupporting-ish quote
Most
Effective
Thing
Available
Come on Jay you messed up my guy.
Oh you right
We can agree that Funky Kong Flame Runner is Mario Kart Wii's META.
Jays sarcasm has finally reached it peak!
You can’t just play Mario Kart only
Anyone with a Nintendo device: Mario Kart go BRRRRRR
Mario Kart is actually how I found your channel.
My parents got me and my sister a Wii U with Mario Kart and Splatoon on it.
I then occasionally played splatoon
When 2 years later I got a switch and thought “huh splatoon, that was fun.” So I got splat 2
Then I started consuming slat on content on RUclips found this Octoboy fellow, and henceforth found you lol
Sounds long winded and stupid but I mean... it’s true.
I’m glad all of these circumstances lead you here!
I actually found a new meta.
Mii character
Silver Arrow (or something close to that)
GLA Tires
Super Glider
I'm playing online mario kart while watching this and there's 5 waluigi's in my game.
8:25 to the next round is the best part 😂
I've been playing mariokart since I was like 2. I've played Double dash, DS, wii, 7 and 8 DX I've loved them all. I pretty much exclusively played as small characters like dry bones and the standard carts and end up doing pretty well even in a full "waluigi meta" lobby. Pointless ramble I know but I just love mariokart it basically raised me ok
If only I knew that grandma was fucking insane... Jay you're always helping!!1!1!1
Jaymoji:4th place Not my proudest match
Also Jaymoji:*Is Completely fine with being in 5 place*
I like when you say "that grandma is insane"😅😆
Did you see at 5:30 there was a player racing as daisy on a moped
i love a good jaymoji mariokart video
I love a good squilly comment on a jaymoji mariokart video
Lesson #6:
Grandma is
insane dude
10:20
🤣🤣🤣🤣 I absolutely love your Mario Kart vids. Hysterical.
So basically everything he’s telling us in this video he doesn’t want us to do .
Yes
How to play Mario kart:
Biddy buggy/ Mr. Scooty
Roller wheels
Any glider, any character
Learn map layouts, and shortcuts, boom.
Your a pro now
Did you know Mario Kart 8 deluxe is the most sold switch game in the world?
Edit: also the best combination in this game is dry bowser, b-dash, super glider, and slick tires. It outputs the best possible speed.
Ok, NO, the most common combination is "the wrigller kart", and of the two tiny tires, and in my opinion the cloud glider, mainly cause it gives the most star boosts.
My family needs mario kart 8 deluxe and nice day of watching a vid
2:23 A is for currently.
Perfection.
How to win in Mario kart
1. Play as Waluigi
2. Name yourself NintendGrannyZak
3. Win
Oh god I probably need this XD
peck neck
@@Teknopathetic yes that is what I am OwO
2012 Mario kart at my cousins was a mood. That and sonic colors
Best Mario karter = jaymoji
I just found out about mr scooty. ITS INSANE
Jaymoji: How to not play Mario Kart.
Also Jaymoji: Uses overpowered meta like Waluigi.
Me: *Confusion 100*
😂 and that’s why I always go with Isabelle and the Animal Crossing themed stuff. That’s good enough to put me top 3 often, don’t need to sweat the meta because in the end even if you have the skills, a blue shell will say hi.
Naaahhhhh i think dry bowser in
The biddybuggy with the default kite is the best one of the best combinations
Yo imma bout to start the new meta- azure roller to replace roller. It's not any difference in stats but its totally more meta.
the only thing i noted is to not crash into walls
Why does it make me laugh every time you say Waluigi 😂😂
I play as bowser with a flame bike with red slim wheels ......
It looks cool but is it very good ?
Gold Mario, Varmint, Metal Wheels, Super Glider.
Speed and Control. Good for 200cc.
I'd probably add in the Gold Glider but It don't have it yet.
That makes zero sense. The Metal wheels are absolute crap.