FFXIV's Annual Beach Episode - The Moonfire Faire 2023
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- Опубликовано: 5 ноя 2024
- Local angry Lalafell once again drafted to do menial chores in Final Fantasy XIV's latest Moonfire Faire seasonal event. I guess it's worth taking a break from savage raids to teach some dummy how to be a better Power Ranger. Woohoo
• lionel coin bank lione...
Oops, the event already ended lol. I've been busy af so this one is way behind schedule. There may or may not be a video for The Rising. Dunno yet lol. Anyway, happy (late) Moonfire Faire!
It's an opportunity to make a joke about turning into a primal or mount.. or something
By the way, if you tell Lyonell to stand back for the Pirate Duo, the guy walks off and the girl berates herself for being a coward. Nothing of major consequence, but yeah, we can keep calling her a coward either way.
Need that Rising vid for real tho
Become Fire Turkey!
Recent enough. Look at it this way no spoilers.
Technically we actually do have a choice on the Carvellain part, though it changes little, she still walks away accomplishing nothing
We'll know the game is in maintenance when they manage to get together.
@@tremor3258 I always figure that's what they're saving adding in the Buster Sword as a weapon skin for, like there's a big folder of FF7 stuff for use in the Mogstation or as Event rewards sitting in a folder named "In case of Emergency" on Yoshi-P's computer waiting for profits/subs/whatever to dip too low.
I'm sure someone long ago told him to not stick his...quill in crazy.
But she's SOOOooo HOT!
That's right. The scene changes a little if you take another answer.
"I've been ugly my whole life and all it ever cost me was a job at Taco Bell"... I'am laughing but I am also crying
Ok. I laughed a lot at this one. A lot of fun with names and words. The Khloe bits had me in stitches.
The Lionell Coinbank reference felt oddly specific to Cider Spider's childhood...
save your money
It's always a good time with HAERMAGA.
The slow descent into LIONEL COIN BANK really got to me
Dragon kick rotation is the only rotation
NGL
I had no idea why he called him "Lyonell Coinbank, Lyonell Coinbank" and thought it would be a running gag in the video that he'd just keep adding more "Lyonell Coinbanks" every time he said the name so at the end of the video it'd be like "Lyonell Coinbank" x10
Then the ending scene played and a repressed memory resurfaced that I hadn't thought of in decades.
So thank you Cider, now this is going to be stuck in my head all day. My disappointment is immeasurable and my day is ruined.
I do like how you called it a Turbo Man suit at first. that was a nice reference and your right minus the jet packs it does.
Being a largely a Power Ranger/Super Sentai/Kamen Rider enjoyer I completely loved the event quest lol
SICKNESS MUST BE PURGED
@4:55 Interesting. There's multiple versions of Rhoswen then at least. You can tell him to leave it be, Red Ranger will actually listen and do nothing. Caviar will walk away on his own and Rhoswen will give up, with a bit less running away and more walking away I think.
He overrode my decision to do nothing for all the other 3 though, so I can only assume those only have 1 version apiece.
Mad Because Power Ranger
in order to give them ears on the helmet... they took away everybody's tail...
I loved the sentai suit. So much I stuck it in my glam dresser and wrote a macro for a morphing sequence.
Made another for summoning a "zord" (Cruise Chaser mount) but that didn't turn out as good because when it gets to the summon mount command it drops you out of doing cool poses into the summon mount animation.
Sacrifices must be made if you want to go forward and back, my friend.
7:20 He forgot that Super Sentai mecha are the ones who do rider kicks. Either that or he confused himself for a Kamen Rider like so many westerners confuse Kamen Riders for Power Rangers.
That last bit was a straight fever dream/nightmare 😲.
I did appreciate that the scene against the giant shark man was exactly the way these kinds of superhero street performances go at Japanese fairs. There's always a moment where the heroes fail and the crowd is called upon to encourage them to win.
Yep.... I still can't do the "easy mode" tower jump puzzle lol.
I originally misheard this as "Eorzean Nipple Raider course" and that is now the canonical name for it in my head, you aren't going to convince me otherwise.
Fun fact: You can actually have an impact on the Rhoswyn/Carvellaine cutscene. Kind of.
If you insistently tell the Sunshine Somebody not to fuck with them, and to leave them be, Rhoswyn will just continue to peep on Carvellaine and beat herself up for not being able to approach him. IIRC you don't scare away Rhoswyn and instead you just walk away and leave the two of them on the beach.
Note, this does NOT change their dialogue when you find them afterwards (Rhoswyn is sitting on a bench somewhere mumbling about how she needs to just buckle up and have the courage to talk to him).
Oh god, so THAT'S what the Lyonell Coin Bank reference was to.... makeitstopmakeitstopmakeitstopmakeitstopmakeitstopmakeitstopmakeitstopMAKEITSTOP!!!!!
save your money save your money save your money save your money
YOU SHUT UP ABOUT DYNAMIS QUEUES
*runs away crying and waits in Limsa for an hour to do Tam-Tara*
That's unusual that you would have to wait any longer than 5 minutes to do duty finder.
this video led me to look up the lionel coin bank and im glad i did. thank you
Carvellain Part Does Change!
As a tokusatsu fan, I LOVE my kamen rider suit. Though I have no idea when I'll ever use it.
You unlocked a core memory with that Lionel Coinbank clip
everytime you speak I am always prepared to hear SHADOW WIZARD MONEY GANG
took you less than ten seconds to get a song completely unrelated to ffxiv stuck in my head. appreciate it
I'm starting to think maybe someone at Square thought "Hey do want to sell more Fantasias in 7.0? Lets actually let DLC races wear hats."
Stop calling me an Ugly Gnome. 😢
you have a name?
oHHH Gawwwwd, Lyonell does look like that kid from Lyonell Coinbank!!!😂🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
"Mayor Mayonaisse". I'm dead bro xD
Some of the bombs actually explode immediately
I'm so glad you did this. I skipped through the quest for the robotic clown outfit so it's great to get the story delivered in the fun Cider Spider fashion!
No Halloween video? You know you can't leave Papa Gruff unsupervised, think of the carnage he's capable of...
Some great zingers in here. The monk joke gave me a good laugh 😆quality vid Cider
While I'm not happy for the lack of Manderville on the channel, I do appreciate I'm not the only one who questioned if we *should * have to save Khloe
Khloe gets rescued if she comes up with three lines.
Lyonell Coin Bank killed me, amazing
I felt the same way about the new platforms in the moonfire tower. I still went out of my way to do the old route, and got pretty good at it this year; I went from having to take over 10 hours to reach the top last years, to being able to reach the top pretty consistently in 2-5 minutes this year.
It may be because I don't do "invisible hitboxes" well, but the tower was hard for me. I did Kugane (that took the better part of an afternoon but I DID get my lookout point...and then hung out there for like 5 hours with my campfire minion because I know I'll never do it again, lol). I'm pretty decent at actual platform games like Megamans and stuff, but the invisible things and getting stuck on corners just messes with my head, even with understanding the concept of "platform is actually larger than it looks...and so are corners".
But yeah, as much as some people complained, the outfit is cool enough, people seem to be having fun with it, and all races can use the helm, and the tower was something to kind of much around with making the event more than just the little quest. All in all, was it something to change the way you view life and the world and MMOs? lol, no, course not. But was it decent? Yeah. Solid 6-7 out of 10. I'll call it 6.5. Nothing fantastic I'll be talking about for years, but it did the job and was fun for a few hours.
Not sure if you know already, but you can use F1 to target yourself and the inner ring of the target circle is your true hitbox. Helps a lot for the tower >:o
@@CiderSpider :O
You know, I never thought of targeting myself for that...
I know for the game registering if you took damage from ground attacks/telegraphs, it only uses the very center pixel of your hitbox (which is why your circle and character model can be partly in the attack telegraph but you not get hit), but I didn't know it worked the other way around for collision detection.
One thing, though, is that Kugane tower, some of the platforms have invisible "extended surface" (and so do the corners, making getting nicked/caught tricky since they seem to extend passed where the wood/structure visually is).
I'm curious, are there parts where even your inner circle can be "in mid air" but you're still standing on the platform because of being on that extended invisible part?
Or is the "extended part" a myth and it's actually just some part of the circle IS over the "visible" part of the ledge?
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Also, thanks for the tip, I may get some use out of that in the future, and love your videos as always. Apparently, Leatherdaddy is still very popular with the locals. Consensually.
As always, love love love ir vids
I actually really liked the fight cutscene in this event only because it happened at night and fireworks went off with the kick and shark dropping parts 🎉 thanks game
I must have completely missed the "lionel coinbank lionel coinbank" ads. Maybe this was a regional thing?
Been waiting for this video its just as much part of the seasonal event as walking around and talking to people
shame is an all or nothing suit, but as a Tokusatsu liker, I'm always glad to see more games letting you dress up like a Kamen Rider, bonus if they DON'T make the belt a Fisher Price toy
wow.. you said everything I'm thinking there at the start.. also totally just couldn't be bothered to even do make it rain.
I think the best part of the event is moogle tome event that's happening at the same time. While there's a lot of stuff you can get, it's much easier to stock up on moogle tomes. Some important things to get are the TGS glam earrings, all the Stormblood EX mounts, the t-rex mount from Eureka, the Fae Gwibber (the first gwibber at one of these), and, most important of all, Fat Cat and Fat Cat Parasol! EVERYONE NEEDS A FAT CAT! BEST MINION 10/10!!!
Warrior of Light,
Sunshine Savior
Trixs,
Pranks
"Unless you're in Dynamis, LMAO"
As a WoL in Dynamis that's just "Dynamis Things"
2:36 That's not Turboman, that's the Red Satria -Garuda- Phoenix Bima Power Ranger.
Love the video but I can't unnotice the quest "Child Labor" just sitting there on the side...
Oops totally missed this one and didn’t even know it till I watched this video 😅
I appreciate the Mungo Jerry reference
More than 10 min video :P
Somehow your videos are part of those holiday events.
Without them... they truly cluck xD
The cash shop thing makes me angry.
Angry angry aaaangry
This quest encourages you to relegate the walking around and talking to people to a kamen rider protagonist. That's better? I guess?
WATCHING PEOPLE WALK AROUND AND TALK TO PEOPLE
I wish they had used the the opportunity to do a marvel reference at the end where we could have told him, "If you are nothing without the suit, then you shouldn't have it."
The Crimson Chin. Nice.
dynamis queue hitting hard
and yet, it's the only way I'll ever have a house
i lost it at the Cash shop items for viera and hroties
Have my like, at least for the Sunset Superman reference.
The outfit removes my cat tail, im destroyed.
But I wanted to beat up the street shark! Unfair, my blood lust will never be sated.
great video.
I HAERMAGA cannot HAERMAGA stop HAERMAGA thinking HAERMAGA about HAERMAGA HAERMAGA
Love the Mungo Jerry reference at the start
“They ACTUALLY modeled different helmets for different races”
My brother in Hydaelyn, Aura lost their horns.
au ra is cringe
@@CiderSpidersomeone didnt like midnight mommy
Use to be, at the very least, you would get a slightly different response for dialog choices. Most of the time now, we don't even get that.
The “super-challenging” alternate routes didn’t even give an easy way to skip the hardest parts of the tower. Two alternate routes, one skipping a janky-as-fuck but still easily doable jump and the other, just a few pegs that you stand on by praying really hard. Why were they even there?
cider dosnt have the godbert minion shame shame shame
Oh, good! I'm glad I'm not the only one that WANTED the shark to eat Khloe. MEAN little girl...
she is a menace
Cider the event loresmith at it again.
sad I only hear about this after its over, I stopped plying after I finished the Story, but I would have resubbed for a month for the power Ranger Suit just in case I play again when the new Story comes out
Give it a bit and they'll put the suit in the cash shop, so don't worry about missing the glam
@@spring1610 give a bit means in a year.
8:23 - If this was Destiny 2, the Cash Shop items would be the ones that fit Viera and Hrothgar perfectly and not the free stuff from in game.
If this was Destiny 2 they'd just implement the cash shop items and then tell us no one uses the free ones so they didn't make them
Hey a Tactics reference. How did you feel about the advance titles?
Dynamisbros, how will we ever recover?
Mad Because Late video, but still a great video.
The irony of you uploading this as it ends. Lmao
I totally didn't procrastinate
Love your Videos you deem sounding LOLI hahahahahaha
-3 points for failure to make a 'burn out the bad' reference.
"Its progress and i applaud it."
So do we tell him that the costume removes tails or....
You do still have the child labor quest active 😂
By the way, the alternate route with exploding bombs is last year's addition. Though I guess it still got nerfed in Endwalker regardless...
I forgot the event was happening, so the outfit is gone now?
yup! though i assume, like the other things, it'll be put into the cash shop next year
Here's my coin Kbye
I had high hopes that the outfit would not be just one piece... but the dev team was lazy yet again. A miracle that it's dyeable...
But the real question is: What was Leatherdaddy doing instead of watching his daugther?
Sadly, the helmet does a good job of molding to everyone's ears...EXCEPT Au Ra. Their horns still protrude through the thing like every other hood/helmet in the game. Like, I'm glad the bunny people get headgear that actually works for them for a change, but I'm kinda tired of having my horns clip through literally anything I'd wanna wear on my head that isn't just a circlet.
Oh well, guess I'll be a Hyur for a while--if I'm gonna sentai, I'mma do it right. And you can be DAMN sure I'm gonna sentai. XD
Cider Spider is a Dio enjoyer confirmed?
Your dry humor and disillusionment with how XIV handles basically everything nowadays gives me endless life. Thanks for suffering for content, soldier.
HAER-MAGA!
HAIRMANGA!
HEILMAGA!
HEIRMAJA!
all they ever do now days is make stuff more easy.. it sucks.
Someone call an ambulance! No, the police! A game studio has been brutally murderised by an angry potato!
Third
Lot of FFXIV's revanue goes to other games sadly.
No reward = no interest in the jumping puzzle.
Also jumping puzzles are boring.
Also weird complaints.
Also imagine not logging in.
Also your choices do impact the cutscene (though not the outcome).
first :P
@SutaBuns I hear second is open :D