Crazy Taxi is one of the craziest games
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- Опубликовано: 13 апр 2024
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scary fact: to the joker this is just normal taxi
Mind blown
spooked my guts off
hilarious for reasons unknown
W comment
Heath Ledger loved snooze-meds
This is crazier than the time I took a taxi to Val Kilmer’s house
this is worse than taco night at Jeffery Epstein's house
Bros peter griffin
This is crazier than the time I played Jerry Garcia at Gex’s house.
You know what is really crazy? People rushing to comment only 10 secs after dunky vids are posted like a black friday sale to get internet points or top comment before even watching the video. What happened to the internet and humanity?
You commented 1min after he posted a 4 min vid, so how did you watch it?
All just to cut off the weird boil on his elbow
Hearing the "YA YA YA YA YA" from the theme of this game is burned into my core memories
I'm sorry for the trauma you had to undergo.
The Offspring 🤟
Deep fried
@@bruceluiz real trauma is what ever the fuck this kids are listening today
for me it's the the character select guy going "BD JOE"
1:20 fun fact! the guy who says "YA YA YA YA YA" is Dexter Holland, lead singer of 90's punk band The Offspring. Dexter Holland has a PhD in molecular biology
Dexter is more a scientist than Bill Nye.
He also makes a great hot sauce
He’s also a pilot and I think he owns a restaurant too
Whoa, whoa, whoa! That's one more fun fact than was advertised.
Dexter was my spirit animal during my biochem degree
“Crazy Taxi without The Offspring is just regular taxi” -Gex, 1945
Hard agree
yeah there's a patch on the Steam forums for adding the soundtrack back, it really feels like saying gex
this comment sounds like something dr evil would say at andi garcias house
And that's what ended the war.
He said that right after ending WW2
"In a world full of taxis only the crazy are sane"
-Tzan Zu
"A rigged game... the only way to win is taxi" ~Bargain Bigmouse the Third
“In a world full of crazies only the taxis are sane.”
-Shay Shetty
A warlord of New York?
And I'd say he knows a little more about the taxi then you do, pal, because he invented it!
Crazy Taxi holds nostalgia in my heart forever, and not even from when i was a kid. About 10 years ago, a friend of mine found a dreamcast and crazy taxi on the side of the road. I had played it as a kid but was bad at it, to be sure.
He and I started playing, and learned about the boosting glitch. We spent months and months going back and forth, playing it every time i was over and swapping who could get the high score. First, we started hitting Bs, then As, then realizing there was S grade runs. At that point, it was just point value competition between us and it was still so much fun.
One day, we played for hours, and on one specific run for me it was like everything clicked. It felt the run of a lifetime. Truly, I did not think I could ever get a better run. Content in my performance, I sat back to watch the points tally and collect my inevitable S rank.
Points tally, and instead of one BOOM sound for the S grade we hear BOOM BOOM BOOM BOOM BOOM BOOM BOOM
I sat dumbfounded, realizing I achieved a letter grade I did not know the existence of: AWESOME
It straight up spelled the word out. I'm smiling just thinking about it.
Truly one of my favorite moments that I have ever had playing video games.
This was good read whilst on the dooker. Thanks buddy
Boosting isn't really a glitch, just a slightly obscure in game mechanic mostly only known to people who read the manual.
@@claude6541same here
@@scottthewaterwarriorhaha, was gonna say, it's not a glitch. They tell you how to do it in the manual.
Bargain Binkey once drove me to my best friend's wedding. He crashed his cab through the walls of 3 different Pizza Huts that day, including the one my friend was getting married in. Then he offered the bride-to-be a ride to Quiznos, which she instantly accepted.
Bargain Binkey may have ruined a marriage that day, but to his credit, the cab fare was so low that I could still buy hash browns after.
That's what AAAA stands for. The fourth A is for crazy.
its actually for how big the yell is when you play the game
@@nusbaumtannerTo surprise how it looks realistic
insAne
The fifth A would be a song by Kiefer on the 2018 album HappySad
its pronounced crAAAAzy taxi
"You nearly killed me! Hey honey, take me to Pizza Hut!"
I've never heard such a wild conversation shift, that I can also heavily relate to.
She's been in some bad relationships
Followed by a wholeheartedly "Wooohooo!!"
Gonna say that to my next Uber driver
bro ur pfp why bro just why
More like pizza b
My local cinema had a arcade and every time my dad took me to see a movie I got to play at the arcade. Crazy Taxi was my favorite, seeing gameplay again after all these years was an experience. I recognized so many places, I instinctively knew where on the map you were
my father was a crazy taxi driver who beat me
i had this on the gamecube, and a very core part of my childhood was going to the roller rink with my sisters and my father and watching him just absolute SHRED IT on crazy taxi in the arcade. thank u mr. bargain binkie
What a classic. This belongs on a list of the top 100 video games.
Maybe it deserves like 5 spots on that list.
Coming in at number 100 CRAZZYY TAXII
........number 32........orcarina of time..........CRAAAAZZYYYY TAXXIIIIIII
🎺💀
Only the real ones get this reference 🚕
But is it better than knack 2?
That “yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah” was incredibly accurate to Offspring’s All I Want.
Yelling HEY HEY HEY YOU’RE GOING THE WRONG WAY or “ITS CRAAAAAZEEEE TAXI” has lived rent free in my head for 20 years now.
"let's give it another go" and "maybe next time" are tattooed on my brain
I believe you mean "yah yah yah yah yah".
Offspring kicks ass
@@segaherman_twitch fuck yeah they do
I didn't remember the soundtrack to crazy taxi at all. Then he said "yah yah yah yah" and immediately I remembered the whole fucking thing. He didn't even really sing it. He just said it and my brain flashed back.
Satire yet Genuine. Nonchalant yet Over-the-top. Funny yet Serious. Binkey you are my favorite RUclips guy
My cousins had this on Dreamcast and we played it like -crazy- as kids, the longjump gamemode had us screaming at eachother.
It's such a fever dream game and i love it so much, great video.
When I was a kid I would drive the taxi like a normal person following traffic regulations and it would blow my mind when one of the cars would stop behind me at a red light
You are definitely unique.
Although I did do that in Cyberpunk for the first couple drives.
@@kamikeserpentail3778 NPCs "realizing" the player is there and reacting accordingly was definitely mindblowing at the time. We'd just come out of an era where NPCs just followed a script obliviously from the player
i feel like everyone has been or known at least one kid that did that with driving games that encourage breaking road rules lmfao i remember i did that with gta once when i was like 12 then gave up 5 minutes later because some NPC rammed into me (which is clearly not my fault smh)
@@kamikeserpentail3778 pff cyberpunk is childs play. all the traffic lights turn green when you arrive. do that in gta v. you need 5 red bulls to stay awake haha
I use to do this in GTA 3/Vice City when I was a kid an was amazed by it lol. Actually stopping at traffic lights an driving behind other cars etc
I remember when I was a kid I wanted sonic adventure 2 but I didn’t know what it was called. I only remembered that sonic looked like a ball when he rolls up. So being the dumb kid that I was, when I saw the cover of Crazy Taxi, I thought that it was Sonic, so I had my dad buy it for me. Man was I shocked when I first played the game.
I also got this game as a mistake! My mom thought it was looney tones rocket racing.
must have been a big celebration for your family when you eventually learned to read and write.
@@pekbekmkek6310 it was a bigger celebration after I came in your mums pekpek :)
Were you a child, or an infant? Because “dumb” doesn’t cover it
Sega bass fishing looks really good. I think I'll try it
I've missed these commentary style videos. Great stuff dunky!!!!
Can't tell you how happy I am to see you cover this. One of the most fun games of my childhood
Crazy fact: Joni Mitchell wrote Big Yellow Taxi after she played this game
Actually it was Tommy Tallarico who wrote that song... as well as crazy taxi's ost.
@@theicepickthatkilledtrotsk658 his mother is very proud
She wrote Blue after her mom took away her Dreamcast for a month
😂😂😂😂
Took all the trees and put them in your way in the park.
So glad to hear that binkie officially has declared Crazy Taxi as the first Bargain-Like game
😐
the first Quadruple-Bargain game
"You want to know why they call me Bargain Binky? Because only I hold the keys to the bargain bin."
This hit me right in the nostalgia.
So many good games in such a short lived console.
Crazy Taxi is one of the earliest games I remember playing with my dad.
I miss him bros
rip to a legend
He certainly was a real one. RIP to him
me too bro
Stay up
Did he like the soundtrack?
I waited 25 YEARS for a proper review of this game. Now I know it is worth buying. *Thank you, Bargain Binkey!* 👍🏼
I got this game together with Total Immersion Racing (2002) and Driver (1999) inside my cereal box as a kid for pc and had a blast, thank you for reviewing!
Dunkey, been a fan of your since 2016. Love your vids man. My dad got crazy taxi on ps2, its one of the oldest games i remember playing in my life. that ya ya ya ya ya soundtrack is branded on my soul. This game is goated thanx for recognizing it.
Whenever I think of Crazy Taxi, I am reminded of Dunkey's Top 100 Games video from back in the day where Crazy Taxi occupied like 5 spots on the list.
They have like 5 games (at least (afaik))
Of course, it's nothing like Killbutt though.
CrRrRrRrRAAAAAAAAAAAAZY TAXEEEEEEEHHHHHH
lol I’m not the only one
Ca-RRRRrrrrrRRRRR
dunkley is so smart because this video is actually a commentary on the issue of cheap older generation games against expensive older generation consoles
Yeah man. Those PS3 games are so dirt cheap and then you try to look for a DualShock 3 that works...
100 bucks isn't THAT much but yea I get what ur saying
Not really. The games are cheap precisely *because* no one can play them.
Good thing i got the cd disk for the pc version.
It came in a cereal case, 19 years ago.
And It sill works.
This is binkey though.
Thank you for making a video about a game that was a blast for me when I was a kid. This made me happy. :D
With the release of Yellow Taxi Goes Vroom only a few days ago, it's a Crazy coincidence that he's covering the original now 🚕
Thanks for letting me know that this exists
Even after 25 years, Crazy taxi is still one of a kind. Thanks for spotlighting this oldie but goldie classic, Dunkey! 🚕
Simpsons ripped it off entirely so technically not
Who's Dunkey? You mean Bargain Binky?
Bargain Bingie is the one of the greatest characters ever introduced to the Dunkey Cinematic Universe
What about gus
@@weeewgewta4388 You can't be Gus these days. He said it in the video
@@kylegonewild :( I wanna be Gus
@@weeewgewta4388 I'm already Gus
Second only to Joey bonzo
Loved how you kept it truly classic by keeping the original Super Mario Galaxy box art included in the video. 10/10.
Your best video. Awesome. I spit out my drink when the Taxi Driver poster flashed on screen.
"But your Honor, did you not hear him say he is in fact: Bargain Binkey?"
So cool for you to finally make a video about the 37th, 35th, 34th, 33rd and 32nd best game of all time!
I assume super monkey ball is the 36th
@@floydoroid it was actually Tony Hawk’s Crazy Pro Skater
Dunkey, you gonna be watching Dyson Show's 1000th episode? This guy needs his own video game.
Worth noting that Crazy Taxi isn't just a silly gimmicky arcade thing that happened to hit the mark in its aesthetic.
It's actually got a sky-high skill ceiling. With the car's forward/reverse gear, you actually get special moves that alter your driving physics when you perform them. Most of the Crazy Box stages are just "master this move."
Infamously, the final mission is something of a puzzle. Once you figure out the Limiter Cut, it turns from nerve-wracking to piss-easy.
Man you are a freaking legend. I turned 32 a few weeks ago and this game randomly keeps popping up in my brain here and there. This game was really fcking intense and so good that I’m still having memories of this gem! What a wholeheartedly fcking feeling man thanks. Greets from Holland! ❤
He's Jason dunkey, not Tom Holland
Yah baboooonnnn
There's a part in Joker 2 where Joker Phoenix goes to the barcade and plays Regular Taxi and that's where he meets Harley Gaga (played by Angelina Jolie I think) because she thinks it's crazy how regular the guy is
Is this real?? That's insane!
Dunkey never fails! Luv u brother thank you for all the entertainment throughout the years. Luv u dawg, my G
Yo dunkey, I gotta recommend "Yellow Taxi go Vroom" imagine crazy taxi X Mario Odyssey
Dunkey is entering his "play old games on their original hardware" phase. I'm here for it.
A natural result of having children.
I want OLD GAMES played on ORIGINAL HARDWARE made by devs who are RETIRED - and I'm NOT kidding.
After we are burnt out by everything new, we tend to look back at all the nostalgia we had
@@justsomeguywithsunglasses8418I just had a child and have been playing my old Dreamcast, can confirm
Technically it was an Arcade game first BUT the NAMOI board is based off of the Dreamcast’s architecture so it’s sort of original hardware
I'm so glad you reviewed the sequel to the Die Hard Trilogy with a Vengeance game.
The first one lacked Bruce Willis and Samuel L Jackson but you can clearly see they really tried to represent them in Crazy Taxi.
He’s clearly reviewing Fifth Element
seeing taxi driver acknowledged in a crazy taxi video made by dunkey is the peak crossover i needed in life
This brings me back! The game was clearly designed for arcade, hence the countdown mechanic. Very stressful when constantly paying quarters as a teen. Used to play a half dozen rounds before a movie at the local AMC theater, though they had the seated version with a gas pedal version and steering wheel. Thanks for the vid Dunkey
This is one of the craziest videos I've seen. Thank you, Binkey.
It's Binkey actually
You know what is really crazy? People rushing to comment only 10 secs after dunky vids are posted like a black friday sale to get internet points or top comment before even watching the video. What happened to the internet and humanity?
You commented 1min after he posted a 4 min vid, so how did you watch it?
@@maxvegas5423 video Arnold
@@maxvegas5423 bros a bot dont reply to him like me
@@maxvegas5423 the guy didn't even know it was binkey, smh
It's crazy how this great video taxied right into my feed, it really drives its point home.
PS2 games will always have something that no other games have, and that is a BANGIN soundtrack
I've been longing to one of these Dunkey videos. This is one of those you know you'll rewatch a hundred times over the coming years.
Dunkey? You mean Bargain Binky?
Makes you really FEEL like a New York City taxi driver
Love the POD clip at beginning! What a throwback
I already have this game in my collection, have been playing it since you put it on place 37 of your top 100 games list 11 years ago!
Crazy taxi truly is a game where you can run over bowling pins under an unfair time limit.
get gud at the crazy dash and it becomes easy.
@@LucasCunhaRochathis guy get it!
Learn to go faster it’s pretty easy to beat the dev time
The first Crazy type game
nah that was metal gear
@@Snaaake_Beater nah that was yakuza
@@weeewgewta4388 yakuza released before metal gear?
@@Snaaake_Beater nah but I believe yakuza had more wackiness
@@Snaaake_Beater but each man to himself i suppose
happy that someone is giving racing games attention. The fun factor of CT has been up there with Driver San Francisco for me
i always used to play this game at the local arcade and i loved it every time glad dunkey made a video about it now
Crazy Taxi is about as chaotic as the name itself. It's fucking bonkers and I love it
Hey look, a bot with a stolen comment.
reported
@@JesusChrist-ve2hg don't be so mean she's going through a breakup
hey dunk, i been watching your videos since the league days and i really love your stuff. you have put out so many entertaining videos over the years and i just wanted to say that i really appreciate what you do, although i do wish you would bring back drama mondays and among us tuesdays. wishing you and leah all the best
When you first discover how to do the stutter boost and the entire game changes
PRO TIP: the steam version of crazy taxi is vary easy to change files around, all you have to so is locate the app file and remove the shitty music and replace with the OG sound track and BAM! classic nostalgia blast is best music
Red Dead Redemption is one of the reddest games
Is it more or less red then Red Faction?
@@4thSurviver not quite as red
You had me at "My".
Nice one dunk another masta piece to the collection gonna go watch ur top 100 games list after this uh crrrrrraazzzyyy taxii!!
You have no idea how happy I am that you made a Crazy Taxi video!
It was absolutely The Dreamcast Game. So happy to see you bring this gem up.
Fun fact: this game was actually inspired by Yakuza Infinite Wealth’s minigame where you deliver burger to a guy who ordered pizza and then the game goes “SUPER CRAZY DELIVERY.” Not many people know that
Crazy Taxi would be great remade as a multiplayer skate / bike courier game. Players compete to deliver packages while doing sick tricks.
Crazy thing is I picked it up for ps2 at a yard sale for $1 complete and scratch free 3 days ago. These deals still exist I remember seeing it for the dreamcast as a kid but I was to stuck on Sonic adventure at the time.
That bit about picking someone up underwater is actually a legitimate question
Was not expecting to see an image that perfectly captures the town of Columbia, MO in a dunkey video, but here we are.
this rules man, if you ever get around to doing the challenges, those are hilarious and fun. bowling and jumps and stuff.
Fun Fact: there was a Crazy Taxi reference in one of the taxi missions in LEGO Marvel Super Heroes
I didn't have fun
One of my kids shit on the living room floor last friday
@@Bale4Bond we all have these types of life experiences dude its something we have to overcome 😔
@@weeewgewta4388we all laughed about it and didn't need psychiatric help afterwards.
@@Bale4Bond man
Thanks for the upload Bargain Binkey!
"The steering is super twitchy, it feels unwieldly, in a good way, where deep down you feel like you might get better one day."
Dunkey is always on point with his observations, but this? I had waited my entire life to hear such an apt description that fit most pre-2000 games.
We Love you Dunk Man Funky! The Video game champ!
I am very mad that this video was not just Jason saying “C-C-CahhRazy taxi” over and over again for 3 minutes
me too. thats why i was here. in wich video was it again?
@@Snaaake_Beater top 100 of all time iirc. Crazy Taxi was like 20 of them.
@@MrRockmusicjunkieshould’ve been 25
I like that even in this sillier video, Dunkey couldn't bring himself to say he would choose Crazy Taxi over Mario Galaxy. Like that was a line he couldn't cross
Another amazing deal, thanks Bargain Binky! This is why we love your videos 👍
Thank for this recommendation Bargain Binky you've done it again ❤️
1:22 Ya ya ya I'm lorde ya ya
The first taxi type game. Truly genre defining.
The amount of time I spent on this game was insane. My buddy and I would play this non-stop and pull of some of the craziest moves. One of my most loved games.
The Dreamcast version had tons of minigames, like using your taxi as a bowling ball to drift and knock over pins. Learning to drift was super important to high scores and handling the physics.
@2:10 Sounds likes Yellow Taxi Goes Vroom
0 views in 0 seconds? You’re better than this Binky
you just unlocked a hidden memory thx for this xd
I've always said Crazy Taxi is incredible, to see Dunkey share those opinions feels validating in a way, lol. and as usual the ending punchline got me rollin'. You're the king of RUclips videos dunkey, always inspiring.
This feels like one of the original dunkey videos where he used to play obscure games and made it entertaining
For me crazy taxi is just a taxi
-Joker
This killed me 😭😭😭
i love dunkey is finally talking ablut crazy taxi. hes always joked about it but i actually loved playing this game as a kid
I had CazyTaxi from a Cornflakesbox. I loved it played it so much with the family
So I guess Dunkey was watching DingdongVg's stream this weekend
The older I get, the more I like the *idea* of playing these old games more than I like *actually* playing them
I imagine you getting older and poor
Because you haven’t discovered emulators yet
Nice way of *accentuating* your words
The greatest trick old games ever pulled was convincing the world they aren’t kinda bad
One the takes of all time
The best about Crazy Taxi is the Arcade machine, they don't use chair, so you play with a steering wheel while standing
I used to play it as a kid, and have a blast with it
I just sit and watch Dunkey videos with a stupid grin on my face. Thank you, Bargain Binkey ❤
This game really makes you FEEL like a taxi off his meds.
Ah cool, this joke. Come on man, mom said it was MY turn to make it on every Binky video ever!
A taxi of whos meds?
You mean on his meds? I doubt that
1:06 I always considered "Power Stone" as THE Dreamcast game, but that could just be me. I think most people consider "Sonic Adventure 2" to be THE Dreamcast game...
Power Stone 2 was so awesome. Nothing comes close to beating up a friend with a frozen Tuna while running away from a giant Boulder.
I think most people consider it to be Shenmue, the game aged extremely badly (depending on who you ask) but the wow factor of those graphics and freedom back in 1999 was really big.
@@marcelosoares7148 Nice! I never played that one though...
For me it's Jet Set Radio
I'd say Crazy Taxi is all the way up there too, but it's just that I like the third one slightly better, specially because of the other mechanics (and also being able to play other characters on the stages)
Yeah it's Jet Set Radio for me.
No contest. I love Crazy Taxi though.