Weed Made Me Into A Stupid Genius - Mario Tory

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  • Опубликовано: 28 янв 2025

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  • @trae6598
    @trae6598 3 года назад +229

    Telling a cop to “take this off the streets” is too wild 😂😂😂

  • @analou3357
    @analou3357 3 года назад +990

    😂😄😄 I get high to not get angry... That spoke to my soullll

  • @Brightsidedalways
    @Brightsidedalways 3 года назад +453

    "I know it makes your mouth dry"...laughed the whole time

  • @SilentlyMoving
    @SilentlyMoving 3 года назад +207

    Man... he never lied! I got off work 1 day, had like 6 shots of cognac, smoked half a burner, boiled some hot dogs, passed out, fire department kicked my door in, all I saw was smoke and a fireman asking me, sir are you ok? Apartment manager made me pay for the door also, smh, lmao

    • @brownhippiex496
      @brownhippiex496 3 года назад +25

      😂😂😂😂 I’m laughing so hard because this happened to me as well.

    • @jasminesharpe2978
      @jasminesharpe2978 3 года назад +4

      I tried baking french fries and almost burned them

    • @stevenhuckabay7997
      @stevenhuckabay7997 3 года назад +12

      I did and my girl came into the living room cuz I dozed off on the couch she threw water in my face and cussing me out on the top of her lungs. Not only did I burn the food but it was her lunch for work oops.

    • @blakefuechtmann
      @blakefuechtmann 2 года назад +4

      Know your limits. I party everyday almost, I only left stove on two or three times too long over all these years. Yeah, I overdid my overall plans those days to eat some cheese pizza and play video games. Just saying, I hope I learned my lesson too.

    • @SilentlyMoving
      @SilentlyMoving 2 года назад +3

      @@blakefuechtmann hope we both did! Ok, we'll it was more than 2 -3 shots lol.. more like 2 half gallons with like 5 people, we went in! Never again! Lol

  • @bigploppa154
    @bigploppa154 3 года назад +128

    felt you on that pot pie i smoked a bowl the other day before taking my pizza rolls out and ended up leaving the oven on overnight. woke up in the morning kitchen was hot but nothing was on fire. god is good

    • @raizoozunu5571
      @raizoozunu5571 3 года назад +8

      All the time

    • @killwalker
      @killwalker 3 года назад +1

      Big G.

    • @Tigerbrown44
      @Tigerbrown44 2 года назад +2

      Man, i ain’t had a pot pie since 1980-something. I remember heating them things up when my momma was gone. Took forever. Then the guts would be too hot to eat. I still worry about the stove being on when I’m driving to work.

  • @tharealnytro69
    @tharealnytro69 3 года назад +263

    "Mr. Tory tell us something about drugs!"
    *cue tears* 😭

  • @dawb86
    @dawb86 3 года назад +257

    “Get yo ass out the window Uncle James!” 😂

    • @PussyConnoisseur
      @PussyConnoisseur 3 года назад +16

      "You climbing through the window but you got the keys in yo pocket !"🤣🤣

    • @wendyvdveer9930
      @wendyvdveer9930 3 года назад +1

      🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

    • @keyera303
      @keyera303 3 года назад

      Ahh the memories 😌🤣

    • @jcpnike
      @jcpnike 2 года назад +1

      This had me in tears because I do have an Uncle James and he did live with his Mom (my Grandma) at one point

  • @lm968
    @lm968 3 года назад +179

    "High snacks" are the best thing in the world.

    • @_JONGFIRE
      @_JONGFIRE 3 года назад +7

      Indeed.

    • @mskay1980
      @mskay1980 3 года назад +1

      But if you try that same recipe when you're sober it doesn't hit the same🤣🤷🏾‍♀️

    • @pandulce4447
      @pandulce4447 3 года назад +1

      I guess I'm getting old I thought they called them munchies

  • @SKIPRHYME6211
    @SKIPRHYME6211 3 года назад +66

    "Guts still good"🤣🤣🤣

  • @iamtrueservant6523
    @iamtrueservant6523 3 года назад +192

    Take this off the streets...lmao... Comedy gold

  • @Keep_Pounding
    @Keep_Pounding 3 года назад +79

    Bruh I swear to god I’m hitting the blunt and I just made my self two personal pot pies😂 the universe be playing games

  • @cloud_monkey422
    @cloud_monkey422 3 года назад +37

    “The gateway to other drugs”….oddly enough weeds exactly what helped me get off the other drugs lol

  • @pisces363
    @pisces363 3 года назад +116

    One of my favorite things to do back in the day was pack my backpack with snacks and a change of clothes. Then, get high and go bike riding.

    • @iaintthereyet914
      @iaintthereyet914 3 года назад +1

      @ Tommy Smith...and the other 19 mfs who liked this comment, who the hell wants to ride a bike high, being high suppose to be for doing less activities. You probably never got high off WEEEEED!

    • @pisces363
      @pisces363 3 года назад +39

      @@iaintthereyet914 Speak for yourself and stop making assumptions. Maybe you get high and do less activities and that’s fine with me. I got high smoking weed, rode my bike and played basketball. Don’t knock what other people do for fun when they smoke. There are no rules for what you can and can’t do to enjoy yourself when you smoke weed. You seem to be upset about it, too....that’s hilarious.

    • @Niyab813
      @Niyab813 3 года назад +10

      I liked to cook when I was high

    • @steviedanger4858
      @steviedanger4858 3 года назад +2

      Do it still!

    • @pisces363
      @pisces363 3 года назад +3

      @@steviedanger4858 Nah, I gave up smoking weed, but; I am thinking about getting a bike.

  • @kayfuller7304
    @kayfuller7304 3 года назад +12

    “Here take this off the streets” 😂😂😂😂

  • @tajmahaltv1182
    @tajmahaltv1182 Год назад +3

    “Get yo ass out the window Uncle James!!” It just spoke to me lol

  • @chefdade5467
    @chefdade5467 3 года назад +348

    "The gateway to other drugs." I remember that lie.

    • @Antlover420
      @Antlover420 3 года назад +34

      “The gateway to 2 dollar taco Tuesday” lmaoooo

    • @quickflipelectrical5037
      @quickflipelectrical5037 3 года назад +8

      The Gateway To Other Drugs is The Federal Government…

    • @civilizedgangster4134
      @civilizedgangster4134 3 года назад +34

      Truth be told alcohol is the gateway to other drugs..:I’ve tried so many other dumb shit when I was drunk that I’d never try sober

    • @keithnieves6921
      @keithnieves6921 3 года назад

      May cause undue kidney pain

    • @Provision600
      @Provision600 3 года назад

      For people thats addicted to getting high n want more its true.

  • @lilwordb8484
    @lilwordb8484 2 года назад +1

    “Dont worry bout where i got it, YOU GET IT!” 😂😂😂

  • @Brian_tim
    @Brian_tim 3 года назад +34

    "Everybody got a uncle named James" 😄 true asf. My uncle's name is James and my family's also from GA.

    • @godizself1
      @godizself1 3 года назад

      And if you're white his name his Jim :)

  • @nyteshayde1197
    @nyteshayde1197 3 года назад +59

    Weed ain't no gateway drug. It's a gateway to $2 taco Tuesday!
    Me: Heeellll yeah, you know thaz right!!

  • @VisaliaMuscle
    @VisaliaMuscle 3 года назад +62

    One time I got so high, I popped in on my son's class, and laughed at his joke and said " Sorry teach, but that was funny though!"..

  • @bbm3494
    @bbm3494 Год назад +2

    "dont worry bout where i got it from YOU get it"😂😂😂

  • @UknowMarcJ
    @UknowMarcJ 2 года назад +12

    “Cocaine! It’s some people that still do it….”
    *That one person in the back “Woo!!” 😂😂😂😂

    • @808bdubb
      @808bdubb 2 года назад

      Yeah that just tripped me out!!!

  • @Zeal808
    @Zeal808 Год назад +1

    “Don’t worry how I got it, You get it” 😅😂

  • @starrbabbby
    @starrbabbby 3 года назад +48

    Don’t worry where I got it , You get it !

  • @godvibesonly7137
    @godvibesonly7137 3 года назад +158

    A pot pie sandwich is the ultimate high food. Lol

  • @orlandoscott7627
    @orlandoscott7627 Год назад +1

    I knew this man had to be a comedian.He funny as hell on them kountry Wayne skits.😂

  • @msladebeatz
    @msladebeatz 3 года назад +9

    Pot pie sandwich! Brilliant!!
    🤣🤣🤣

    • @traceytracey1
      @traceytracey1 3 года назад +3

      Being high makes you creative with food. But oregano really does fix everything.

  • @dekarriofficial
    @dekarriofficial 3 года назад +94

    Everybody has a uncle on drugs.

    • @tonyaglover6111
      @tonyaglover6111 3 года назад +3

      Or daddy my daddy was a crackhead a funny crackhead

  • @gew2510
    @gew2510 3 года назад +12

    Dozed off when my delivery was on the way, left it outside for 4 hours 😂

  • @niceymix1
    @niceymix1 3 года назад +2

    Cutting the meat off the pigs back 🤣🤣🤣

  • @EyeHeytEwe
    @EyeHeytEwe 2 года назад +1

    he said "where they cut the meat off the pig back" 😂😂😂

  • @ClaireHaire
    @ClaireHaire 3 года назад +31

    Good set, *pot pie* really sounds good right now.

  • @jamiaclark2860
    @jamiaclark2860 3 года назад +88

    I thought my parents were the only ones that said weed was a gateway drug 🤣🤣🤣

  • @trippsmclovin
    @trippsmclovin 3 года назад +27

    For real chocolate Sunday's got me thru this pandemic :) thanks for posting

  • @shaquillesunfleur7291
    @shaquillesunfleur7291 2 года назад +4

    The trick to this is to cook before you smoke! This was totally accurate
    🤣🤣🤣.

  • @billyhoiie4832
    @billyhoiie4832 3 года назад +25

    That oven story is literally something that happens to me to often😭😭...gotta set the alarm clock

    • @zee_lolaj7382
      @zee_lolaj7382 2 года назад

      🤣🤣🤣Alarm don't be workin 4 Tha kiddd

  • @iamciti5145
    @iamciti5145 2 года назад +1

    He is not lying about that cali bud😆😆😆

  • @2122banks
    @2122banks 3 года назад +49

    Lmmfao 😅😂😭 getting high is the only way I know how to keep my insanity 😅😂😭😂 lmmfao 😅😂 keeps me from choking people out when they ask me stupid ass questions and I have to sit there with a straight face and answer it 😭😅😂😡🤬

    • @chrisbrooks22
      @chrisbrooks22 3 года назад +22

      First person I ever heard of tryna KEEP the insanity 😂

    • @carxdskhaos9859
      @carxdskhaos9859 3 года назад +9

      I would definitely agree if you meant "sanity" instead

    • @lennyozwald4190
      @lennyozwald4190 3 года назад +9

      Side effects from weed: You become dumb as hell.

    • @Reneesaidit
      @Reneesaidit 3 года назад +5

      @@chrisbrooks22 I HOLLERED

    • @YThates
      @YThates 3 года назад +2

      @@lennyozwald4190 gOTTA kEEp ThE iNSaNity

  • @TuxNHoodie
    @TuxNHoodie Год назад +2

    The guts was still good🤣 pot pie sandwich 🤣

  • @evilintent144
    @evilintent144 Год назад +1

    "Marijuana ain't no damn gateway to another drug, kiss my ass, it's a gotdamn gateway to 2 dollar taco Tuesday, shit" 😂😂😂 Ain't it, kiss my ass.

  • @gregoryburke5526
    @gregoryburke5526 3 года назад +6

    🤣😂🤣 'Pot Pie Sandwich on white bread... The guts were still good'

  • @Ms9mmBeretta
    @Ms9mmBeretta 3 года назад +37

    I lost it at "then place pot pie on cookie sheet" 🤣🤣🤣🤣

    • @aleciakempton5068
      @aleciakempton5068 2 года назад +1

      I lost it at peek the top of the burnt pot pie of and pour it on a sandwich. LmAo

  • @highwayhero6930
    @highwayhero6930 3 года назад +10

    He’s fukn amazing!!! What else in this world am I missing out on???!!!

  • @lakeishajones2029
    @lakeishajones2029 3 года назад +5

    "What's the name of that stand that cut the pork right off the pig back... splack!!! Splack!!"🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

  • @evilintent144
    @evilintent144 Год назад +4

    Teacher: "Mr. Tory, tell us something about drugs.
    Mr.Tory: Shit, I know is makes your mouth dry, I know that much" 😂😂😂

  • @elooo_
    @elooo_ 3 года назад +12

    Weed is the gateway to taco Tuesday 🤣🤣🤣

  • @DVVUB
    @DVVUB Год назад +1

    “everybody got an uncle named james” you never lied😂😂

  • @JLEETHAL7
    @JLEETHAL7 3 года назад +15

    He said The Weed Was So Good He Found A Cop And Told Him To Take It Off The Streets😆😆😆😆🔥

  • @travystyva1745
    @travystyva1745 3 года назад +32

    I wonder how many high ass people went to try and make a potpie sandwich 😂😂😂

    • @RootTheCoop87
      @RootTheCoop87 2 года назад +2

      I want to make one while not high 😂

  • @KwyatMan
    @KwyatMan 2 года назад +1

    He sounds like TONE LOC! Funny as hell 👏🏽

  • @bingobango4281
    @bingobango4281 3 года назад +46

    The difficult part is remembering the idiot savant moment of genius thoughts. Cause how do you stump a stoner? Ask’em what you were just talking about?

  • @Crown_Of_Kings
    @Crown_Of_Kings 3 года назад +3

    I laughed throughout the whole video .....too funny

  • @ChildrenoftheCosmosanRicardo
    @ChildrenoftheCosmosanRicardo Год назад +1

    On errthing i Love the gateway to 7bowls of cereal an 2milkshakez.......I swea

  • @hijabizrock7949
    @hijabizrock7949 3 года назад +7

    I ♥ it. Weed is the gateway to Taco Tuesday. As I am sitting here get ready to cook burritos.

  • @netwant03
    @netwant03 3 года назад +11

    Now THAT was funny !

  • @drew33bryant92
    @drew33bryant92 3 года назад +92

    I swear books get more interesting when im high!!! But i don't read them!

    • @iveywebb
      @iveywebb 3 года назад +3

      💀

    • @TheBrob1983
      @TheBrob1983 3 года назад +8

      Scrabble high is amazing,jeopardy too any game really .played trouble with my 5 year old and was livid she popped 5 sixes in a row and beat me.still fun

    • @iveywebb
      @iveywebb 3 года назад +1

      @@TheBrob1983 🤣

    • @nikag5217
      @nikag5217 3 года назад

      @@TheBrob1983 find the card game called Sleeping Queens. That game is fun high, played with my niece and nephew when they were younger

  • @Tomahawk8989
    @Tomahawk8989 3 года назад +8

    Take this off the streets...pshh I need that😂

  • @HTXatLarge
    @HTXatLarge 2 года назад +1

    🤣 I have an Uncle James. We call him Uncle J dude was always getting high & stealing from my grandma

  • @sharaudramey9336
    @sharaudramey9336 3 года назад +2

    588° oven...damn that was funny

  • @orumsnow5231
    @orumsnow5231 3 года назад +2

    🤣 i felt that hell yeah at the end

  • @noyselee
    @noyselee 3 года назад +31

    Weed is a gift from our Creator.

    • @lennyozwald4190
      @lennyozwald4190 3 года назад +2

      The devil is not our Creator.

    • @noyselee
      @noyselee 3 года назад +8

      @@lennyozwald4190 ? Was I talking about the devil? Maybe you need to smoke some good weed and lay off the pipe 😂.

    • @SW15H
      @SW15H 3 года назад +5

      Truu Moses was on that burning bush zaza came back with 10 rules for mankind 🤣

    • @scottieking1632
      @scottieking1632 3 года назад +1

      Which Gods? Remember there are many gods on this planet. And who said to you that weed is good for your mind, body and soul. 200 falling Eloheems was put down on this planet to destroy all "The Most High" children. (The DarkNubians). PBUY!

    • @noyselee
      @noyselee 3 года назад

      @@scottieking1632 From our ONE center True Source Creator. Everything and everyone, God's and Goddesses are from.

  • @nonovyobiznez3735
    @nonovyobiznez3735 3 года назад +7

    🤣🤣 I believed everything he said when he got to the pot_pie samich. It sounds very much like a high meal

  • @Give_Thankss
    @Give_Thankss 3 года назад +7

    The gateway to taco Tuesday 🙌🏽😂🤣😭

  • @christaarmstead1989
    @christaarmstead1989 3 года назад +2

    I love his voice and he hilarious fr

  • @MzCrayKray
    @MzCrayKray 3 года назад +3

    So smoking we does have side effects. Carelessness, aloofness, wontoness. 🤣

  • @Faile1990
    @Faile1990 3 года назад +9

    Ooooo. Thinking 2019 was bad, having survived 2020.

  • @HiphopPushpromo
    @HiphopPushpromo 3 года назад +3

    Dude is hilarious 😂😄😄😂😄😄

  • @mr.livelovelife3405
    @mr.livelovelife3405 3 года назад +10

    Everybody gotta uncle name James and that my mom brother 😂😂😂

    • @Reneesaidit
      @Reneesaidit 3 года назад +1

      It's my daddy 😂

    • @Reneesaidit
      @Reneesaidit 3 года назад +1

      @Miss Understanding sounds like my daddy too. He wouldn't answer the door for family cause they always came with their hands out. I used to let them in when I was a child just to watch him curse them out 😂. They'd always be like "come on Uncle James"

    • @mr.livelovelife3405
      @mr.livelovelife3405 3 года назад

      @@Reneesaidit 😂😂😂

    • @mr.livelovelife3405
      @mr.livelovelife3405 3 года назад

      @Miss Understanding same here 😂😂😂

    • @TheRaquan4
      @TheRaquan4 3 года назад +2

      It’s my mom’s brother and he stay scheming 😂 one time we had a family gathering at my house and he poured out like 8 bottles of water and filled it back up with alcohol and tried to sneak out with it like no one would notice 😂😂😂

  • @verronicap6214
    @verronicap6214 2 года назад

    Thought I'd watch this first thing in the morning to wake up and I'm glad I did. He is funny.

  • @tonyb3203
    @tonyb3203 3 года назад +3

    I dam sho was thinking bout that pot pie sandwich. The oregano and the parmesan cheese had me like that sound good as hell.

  • @Ypmtv_
    @Ypmtv_ Год назад +2

    Fam voice sound like a 90s VHS tape😂

  • @JuiceAndBricks
    @JuiceAndBricks 3 года назад +1

    like YoungBoy said “smoking dro! Cause I need it… so I could b calm instead dangerous when you see me” 🔥

  • @iveywebb
    @iveywebb 3 года назад +11

    Yes we all have an Uncle James 🤣💯

  • @brianjacobsen5762
    @brianjacobsen5762 3 года назад +5

    You describe me brother. Smoke to keep from being angry.😃

  • @radpack999
    @radpack999 3 года назад +1

    Brilliant 🤣🤣🤣

  • @stinedange9152
    @stinedange9152 2 года назад

    2019 🤣🤣🤣 …this is truer in 2022 than ever before! 🌎

  • @Wimana868
    @Wimana868 3 года назад

    "I tried to find the police to give it to em, Hey! Take this shit off the streets" bruhhhhh 🤣🤣🤣🤣

  • @dubgradical789
    @dubgradical789 3 года назад +2

    Skippa the flippa doing stand up now!? 😂

  • @Peachtreedishes
    @Peachtreedishes 3 года назад +1

    The oven, omg 😂😂😂

  • @BahamasMusicLasers
    @BahamasMusicLasers 3 года назад +14

    I AM CRYING 2:00 KMLLLLLLLL 😂 😂 😂 😂 😂

  • @lenasharmaine8296
    @lenasharmaine8296 3 года назад +3

    I just wanted him to say “Funk Cold Medina” one time 🤣🤣

  • @thereisonlyonewright3040
    @thereisonlyonewright3040 3 года назад +1

    His voice is so great. He's so funny he's going to blow up

  • @anniebrassell5343
    @anniebrassell5343 3 года назад +12

    4:11 This man has me rolling! No more cooking while intoxicated Sir! Imma need you to learn Uber Eats 😂🤣.

  • @FlyingGuillotine22
    @FlyingGuillotine22 3 года назад +4

    INSANELY FUNNY!!!!

  • @alisiabarbour7374
    @alisiabarbour7374 3 года назад +10

    I left the house high once. I imagined doing it again, but came to the conclusion that it wasn't such a good idea.

    • @reddsmoke904
      @reddsmoke904 3 года назад +1

      I be high out in public. I really just be chillin on the phone and checking the surroundings lol

    • @superluminalsquirrel9359
      @superluminalsquirrel9359 2 года назад +1

      It’s not for everyone lol

  • @Drummasterjay
    @Drummasterjay 3 года назад +3

    I’m watching this high and now all I can think about is a pot pie sandwich.

  • @dannycibrian4535
    @dannycibrian4535 2 года назад +1

    He still talking to the kids in the school 😂😂😂

  • @gidgetmoore-hopper2286
    @gidgetmoore-hopper2286 3 года назад +1

    ...he said...to smooth shit out...riiight!...😂😂😂😂😂

    • @gidgetmoore-hopper2286
      @gidgetmoore-hopper2286 3 года назад +1

      He said I tried to find the police to tell.t them to take it off the street...I fell out
      ..😂😂😂😂😂😂

    • @gidgetmoore-hopper2286
      @gidgetmoore-hopper2286 3 года назад +1

      He said...key in the pocket and you still break in...😂😂😂😂😂

    • @gidgetmoore-hopper2286
      @gidgetmoore-hopper2286 3 года назад +1

      He put the oven on 588...😂😂😂😂😂

  • @100g.gresky6
    @100g.gresky6 3 года назад +4

    On God brunt the whole pizza..😂😂😂😂.. high ASF.. sleep 😂😂

  • @IamKingJamel
    @IamKingJamel 3 года назад +3

    Pot pie sandwich with oregano and parmesan cheese 🤣🤣🤣

  • @TheMoreYouMOfishing
    @TheMoreYouMOfishing 3 года назад +2

    Fam sound like a young Earthquake a lil bit lol 😂💯

  • @dirtyreddgray8275
    @dirtyreddgray8275 2 года назад +1

    Great job family

  • @dknohoward6933
    @dknohoward6933 3 года назад +1

    Lol good one!

  • @essteex4656
    @essteex4656 3 года назад +9

    Man I was smoking a J when I clicked this 💀 😆 🤣

  • @amd91501
    @amd91501 2 года назад +2

    Chicken Pot Pie Sandwich... I gotta try that

  • @anniebrassell5343
    @anniebrassell5343 3 года назад

    3:24 😂🤣😂🤣 Uncle James a** threw!

  • @vonjackson2421
    @vonjackson2421 3 года назад +3

    Pot pie sandwich, hhhmm. Lmfao

  • @toreworld5820
    @toreworld5820 2 года назад +1

    LMFAO THE END JOKE WAS GOATED

  • @kingjamesmayo8232
    @kingjamesmayo8232 3 года назад +3

    😂😂 he is hilarious

  • @shayboogie3682
    @shayboogie3682 3 года назад +4

    That sandwich did sound kinda good 😂