I Got Suspended for Being a Drunk Teacher - Dave Helem
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- Опубликовано: 5 фев 2025
- Comedian by night, a teacher by day - Dave Helem was a jack of many trades. This jack took it a little too far when a classroom game turned into a two-week suspension. Watch to hear one of Dave Helem's hilarious teaching experiences.
Original Filming Date 3/4/18
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😂😂😂😂🤦🏾♀️🤦🏾♀️ he worst then the students 😂😂😂😂
To forget all the bad stuff and laugh a lot you just need to check out my almost funny videos. Give me a chance 🙌😀🙌🙌🙌
😂 right
*than, not "then"
...ummm, You sure _YOU_ not one of the students?
Lol jk. I don't want to cyber fight. Let's be friends... with benefits. 😘😜🤪🙃
@@jillruff1655 stole my reply lmfao
@@jillruff1655 😂
Precious story had me DEAD AF!1🤣🤣
Man, first time I heard him tell that story was back in 2015, Chicago. It was funny funny then and it's funny still lmao.
I need to rewatch Precious while high
@@nthabix please do 😂😂
I was one of his students at the school he was talking about, and I assure you everything he said in this set is true 😂
😂😂😂
Are u the half transformer lol
Does kesha in fact stank? :D
@@lcarn500 naw 😂 he was an underclassmen, but Dave was my homeroom/math teacher
@@shaneh9591 I think he was just using that as an example of how the game was played, but I seen some of his other bits and peeped that he mix his stories with the other schools he taught at, so maybe 😂
When he started describing Precious I fell to the floor 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
When I realized he was talking about Biggie, I hoooooooollerd laughing! 🤣
it was the Secret Roast Game 😂
I’m so slow at first I was like I don’t remember that part in precious 😂 🤦🏾♀️☠️
😂😂😂
🤣🤣🤣 meeeee tooo
Lol when he mentioned Puff daddy I was like wtf 😳 😅😂😂😂😂
@@mrsetamayple 😂😂 me too that’s when I caught on
Me too !!!!!!!!!!
Brrrruuuhhh the Precious to Biggie joke had me dying. I was in here like "wait, that ain't happen in Precious" 😂😂😂😂
Me Too! 🤣🤣
@Major M same I’m like “crack cocaine?!?”
I swear that part took me tf out🤦🏾♀️🤣
The secret roast...comedians keep me going...Quantavius...The Precious movie scene remix....😂😂😂😂😂
Lol. He did not give noooo phucks . A negative 100 on the the scale😂😅😂
We need a longer set from this guy!
Hell yea quick too 😂😂
These are FACTS 💯
Thank you!
"In both of her stomachs" I'm dying 😭
noooo noooo 😅😅😂 he killed me with the biggie comparison
Man him being a drunk teacher could be a TV series
He tore down the whole set 😂 “half transformer”
Lol the minute he said crack on a plate under the bed I automatically knew wtf he was talking bout 😂😂😂😂😂
Right. It took people way too long to catch on 😂😂😂
Lol the Precious bit killed me lol
Bruh when I realized who he was talking about I was in tears.
Ikr😂
BIGGIE is so missed. It took a moment for me to realize what he was leading up to. He don't need to smoke!
My math teacher in high school used to play movies at least 2 or three times a week!☠️😂
that nigga was recovering 🤣🤣🤣
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Hilarious
What math movie was put on? I’m curious 👀
MATH 😭
He is calling the kids savage. They get it from him. This guy is hilarious and a horrible teacher!!! 😂💀😂
Woooooow bruh that was flipping hilarious when he mixed Precious and Biggies stories I was yelling laughing
I realised what movie he was talking about when he brought up the crack under the bed scene. 😂😂😂
EASILY lmfaooooo “mashed potatoes”
It’s the Quantavious reach around for me 😂😂😂
Notorious P R E
underrated comment LOL
You’re going to hell 😂😂😂😂
Chocolate Sundaes Comedy Show definitely 🤣🤣
That is hilarious!
Dayum CSCS ya farreal helarious 🤣🤣🤣🤣 👏🏾👏🏾👏🏾👏🏾
He was hilarious from beginning to end! I need him to do more!
Hell yeah I gotta keep in eye out on bro
He don’t need that teaching job, he 💯🔥 as a comedian.
I have ADHD worse than my students. If I put a movie on, we’ll wind up across the street at the corner store buying scratch offs. 🤦🏽♀️🤣
😂
🤷🏻♀️ still slightly less inappropriate than the roast match game lmfao
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LMAO!!!
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He is too funny 😂 gon put 4 different movies in one and bought weed from the 21 year old sophomore 😭😭
Him telling the woman to stop had me weak
Let him tell his story lady!
😂
Right, she sound like Jurassic Park and shit "AAAAH!" LMAO
She bout to be the butt of his next set though😂😂
this has to be the hardest joke i've ever heard . precious .
🗣️Das kesha das kesha, she stank 🤣🤣🤣
Yo! He taught at my high school. Never had him as a teacher though. Now I wish I was in them classes 😂 fire set
Cap 🧢
Worked in education 1 year, did similar things to this. My mid day nap game was legendary
The second he said she took the boombox out and started battling I immediately thought of the Biggie clip of him turning that fool out in front of the store. When he kept going I just started dying. Dude is funny.
I cannot praise this bit enough. Genius.
That shit had me dying... precious is Biggie. 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🔥🔥🔥
We all had that teacher that loved showing movies turn off the light and nod😳😅😅 at least he was honest ijs
And that’s why I stopped buying weed from quantavious
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I ain't even peep that till I read this! Buying weed from his students
I need to start being his customer
Jit said half transformer😂
He is hilarious but the audience howling is cracking me up 😹
Been watching this clip at least once a day for the past week. Shit gets me every time.
"As a 21 year-old sophomore"
Lmfao!!
After dating a teacher I figured out what movie day was 😂
“Don’t roast kids in wheelchairs” Shhiiiddd where I’m from everything goes 🤣🤣🤣🤣 nigga its up haha
My homie since the 5th grade. Good shit Dave. Bring out those 1990 Mc Hammer pants. 😂
I haven't seen Precious, so that story sounded pretty true lmao
Subliminal 😂
This dude is God tier lol 😂
She thinks she is in school and the teacher as her for her input😂😂 " I know! I know! Hey!"
“Both of her stomachs” ... 🤭🐄 dead. 😳😂
TOO many ex-teachers go into the comedy game loooolllllll!!!!!!!!
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Why is the Precious bit so funny bruh🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
This reminds me of Jamie foxx on the foxxhole when he called her “Notorious Precious”😂🤣
That's exactly what I was thinking!
"Precious" Story......Daaaamn
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The precious story is culturally black comedic genius at its finest!
The precious bit had me absolutely fucking DYING, my lungs are tryna run the fuck away I'm coughing up last week's kush 😂😂😭😭😭💀💀💀
My middle school teacher used to play movies and lay on the floor behind his desk🤣🤣🤣
I almost ran off the road laughing at this foolishness. Damn Precious
He's hilarious! I can't with him!!
Quantaivius Keyonta Washington...guess his race,?🤣🤣🤣🤣...he was so on point!🤣🤣🤣
@2:15 *Shocked he didn't roast the woman interrupting. Like, Patric O'neal or Bernie Mac would have flameeddd her.* 🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥
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😂😂😂😂😂 he killed that
I look to my right and I see Patrice Oneal in the suggested videos. This guy makes the roast so awkward and he love's it. The crowd are like no, wait, but he is yes we are going there. This was great.
We need more teachers like him
The audience sounds like they could be his students.
Seen this Biggie skit before and now he perfected it. 🔥🔥🔥
Bruh no lie that game sound FIRE lmfao “that’s Keisha!” 💀🤦🏾♂️
I shouldn't be laughing but i was lmaooooo
I had a drunk teacher too freshman year. I literally watched gladiator and Troy twice every week 😂
Omggg I laughed the ENTIRE TIME! 😂😂😂😂😂
Yooo that Precious joke was TOO FUNNY 😭
Half a transformer!! 😂😂😂
Yoooooo that makes me think was that really coffee in my teachers mug😂😂😂😂😂
I’m stealing that secret roast game
Me too! 🤣🤣🤣
You tryna be stopping fights all day lol
My kids would abuse this game! 🤣😂🤣😂
Thought that was Raekwon in the thumbnail
Me too😂😂
For real tho 😂
The Chef
He does look like Raekwon
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This dude is a menace 😭😭😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
OMG that was our English teacher in high school😂😂😂😂it only took us a few days to realize it wasn't coffee in her thermal😂😂😂😂
Now I need for someone to explain WTH is a 1/2 transformer🤔😂🤔😂🤔😂
Transformers from the cartoon with the cars turning into robots. In a wheelchair he looks like a transformer that got stuck halfway through the transformation
5:18 I realized his ass was not talkin bout precious 🤦🏾♀️😂😂😂😂
I was confused as hell at first 🤣🤣🤣🤣
My high school business teacher kept vodka in his coffee cup 😆
😊 he was the biggest kid in the class 🤣🤣🤣
So you mean to tell me my teachers was fucked up everytime i saw a movie
This is the hardest Ive laughed at one of these showz..classic
I really needed that laugh this week.
Half transformer….. he killed me!!
He should’ve played 187 with Samuel L Jackson… give those kids some fear of the teachers lol
Lol my p.e teacher was always blazed... Then a mate and myself busted him smoking one day and then I ended up selling him shit for ages after...
Good times lol
I'm in Chicago & a teacher.... this is funny 🤣
so nobody gonna mention how he said she got shot in BOTH her stomachs? ☠️☠️☠️
That was funny. But he was rapid firing way deeper jokes than that
Soon as he said plate of crack I knew where he was going and died 😂
WU-TANG WU-TANG... Ghostface's brother in the house. 😄🤣😆
1:18 THATS KEISHA
OMG! IM DYING OVER HERE HES TALKING ABOUT NOTORIOUS BIG IS PRECIOUS. LMAO 🤣🤣🤣🤣..
Nobody gonna mention the Biggie voice 😂 😂 💀
He really drug Biggie into this😂
Yooooo that precious killed me 🤣🤣🤣
That movie description was hilarious!! 🤣🤣🤣
WHAT????!!!!! This can't be real 😂😂😂😂😂
Love it!!👏🤗👏🎶🌈Too funny!! I feel you!!
He's on the wrong movie 🤣🤣🤣🤣
That's f****d up 😂😂😂
Hold up 😭🤣🤣 that’s not Precious