C**chie Isn't As Clean As It Used To Be - Comedian Blaq Ron - Chocolate Sundaes Standup Comedy
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- Опубликовано: 5 сен 2024
- Comedian Blaq reminisces back when there was no fresh wipes or honeypot, just plain ole clean and comfortable coochie.
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Originally filmed 4/30/2023
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"coochie fragrant as hell until u open it up and stir it two times!". Hilariously accurate!!
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funny as hell! Not stir it two times lol
Took me Smoove out
😂😂😂😂 he said he is from 1980 correct 😂😂😂 I'M too 42 be 43 thus year
@@YEM955 shyt.....I'm in the 40/40 club next month. That's why this shyt touched my soul!
"Civil Rights Coochie". LMFAOOOOOOO 😂😂😂😂😂😂
Shoutout to everyone that has watched Blaq Ron’s comedy & hair transformations through this channel over the years 🏆
All fire too 😂
🤣🤣🤣 the glow up
that soul glow?
S/o to yo fkn name my ngga ... I'm high asf , over here thinking now 😂
me
“Spit on her back”
I died bc I actually did this shit 🤣🤣🤣
Me too brother. Me too.
Blaq Ron never fails to look like somebody’s Auntie.
😂
😂You’re WRONG for that🤣
@@gaudylady7 it’s a fact, look at all his sweaters and hair dues lol
take it easy 😂😂
"Flowery Sewer Dump"
😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
It SOUNDS like jokes but he just takin facts🤣🤣🤣
Real life for him🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
Frfr
He's not lying
Big facts about the box back in the day. The term Good box comes from those days. Now they use all them different chemicals etc.
That's the best comedy 😂
"We can fake relationships." 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 Yyyyep!!
Why don’t this man have a Netflix special
It’s absolutely criminal
Cause he definitely deserves one!
because of them
He’s too woke
@@daimon6528 Define "woke" without Google.
"gotta treat that booty like aspirin. Get that cotton out the top" had my drink spill on me 💀💀
I hollert at “Had to pick a lil cotton for your ancestors”
I think both my upstairs AND downstairs neighbors heard me laughin' at that too 🤣
That's some genius connection right there
Almost woke my son up.
As you should 🤣
No lies were told either...😂
“YOU ATE THAT NOW OR LATER ANYWAY!!!” 😂 Man Blaq Ron is stoopid 😅
“Touch yo spirit” 🤣🤣🤣🤣. Somebody need to put him in a special.
I love his 'goddamn me' 🤣🤣 I'm a white boy from England and I felt that haha, he needs a special!
Bruh that's too many back to back heart stoppers at one time sir .... pure comedy I for one salute you
I say this all the time.. I'll put Karlous Miller and Blaq Ron up against ANYBODY!! You can tell how much experience they have by the jokes! They'd give great relationship advice in my opinion 😂😂
Facts
Blaq Ron is always on point, probably my favorite comedian right now
Ronnie Jordan is nice with it too.
Same here
Ali siddiq for me, but blaq Ron is entertaining asl 😂
He letting too many secrets out lol 😂
"She in there goin' hard." *POP POP POP POP POP* I fucking lost it 🤣🤣🤣🤣
Blaq Ron doesn't miss. Dude is such a natural, half the time I don't even think he's rehearsed anything; he just gets up there and the funny flows out him.
Stinkie coochie is how me an my coworker realized we were messing with the same girl at work. We both told each other a story about a girl we had recently been with who had the whole apartment smelling like hot garbage. We never admitted it to each other, but we both knew it was the same girl.
Yikes! Sorry I'm a woman. Did you go through with it? How does it smell like garbage and she don't know!!!!
😂😂😂😂
Ewww wtf 😭😂😂😂
She probably had BV if y’all were both hitting raw.
Funky funky funky fresh
The now and later bar was soooo outta pocket 😂
Barz😂
honestly one of the most out of pockets things i've probably ever heard
But it was so true😂
That bar was a stroke of GENNNIOUUSSSS
Bro dumd for that one I swear
Homie has reach his pinnacle. It's definitely time for him to have his own special 😂😂😂😂 "TOO MUCH OF A GENTLEMAN"
The toilet paper joke is an all timer😂😂😂💀
Facts
Some real shit 🤣🤣🤣
@@canman87 Interesting choice of words.😂
@@darksideon Lmao, I didn't even think about that 🤣🤪
"the man was too much of a gentleman to tell you" yoooooooooooooo!!!!
This man said, "pick a little cotton for your ancestors"! 😂😂😂
Like Law & Order, I'm done, done!!!
He not fucking lying at alll 😂😂😂
We need the hour special Blaq!! Long overdue fam...
he has 2 specials on RUclips already. Maybe not specials but 45-1hr long sets.
You got to see this guy live. I laughed so hard I felt like I went blind.
😂😂😂😂
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That now and later joke is the most relatable shit ever😂😂😂
My mouth dropped open. A smell is a smell. Wen u know u know. How BLESSED I hope a lot of us are🙌🏾👏🏾💛🥰The cotton tho!? 😱🫨Ok... always wiping with washcloth now NOPE😂🤣
😊he said “ until you stir it up two times 😂 Ron got a wide open lane to success if he stays down. ☮️
“Look at the white man over there…knowing what im going thru” 😅😅😅
That Now & Later part WAS PERFECT COMEDY!
I just got to that part as I scrolled down to your comment lol.
@@oRuTRa45 yo sameeeeee wtf 😅
"Coochie fragrant as hell until u open it up and stir it around a couple times" 😂
I definitely remember eating now & laters where the wrapper didnt peel off all the way. 😂
Stir it around 2 times.....😂😂😂😂
I can remember when the toilet paper question came up on Facebook a commentator replied
" Imma real ninja, I'll flick it and keep on going "😂
😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂. 1 bad experience made me get out the game and find a wife. I can't imagine what these younger guys are dealing with these new school women
It's a travesty
This dude is becoming my favorite comedian
Thats what y'all get for dipping in any and everything 😂
5 minutes of laughs. That aint easy. Go crazy Blaq Ron!
Ladies if your box smells then that's the problem 💯💯
I'm waiting on a 3-HOUR special!!!!! My fav comedian is CLEARLY in his own lane!
I use to kill Now N Laters growing up, then as an adult I looooved eating Punani. And I didn't even put 2 + 2 together until I saw this shit. He's droppin science!
Man, I love Blaq Ron. This guy is hilarious. Definitely needs his own special
"I could fake like I like them kids of yours" lmao facts
The kids know though 😂
I couldn't stop lmao through the whole set 🤣 😂 💀 😭 😩 😅
'only smell good on the outside..' ON POINT!
He aint lying 😂😂😂😂😂 that shit be smelling sick THESE days.
But the bih be a dime n it throws u off its like tom brady only bein able to throw 20 yrds. You be lile HOW SWAY
This man preaching the gospel!!! Brilliant set 😂😂😂😂
Can't even front.. I done spit on a couple backs... 😅😂😂
I look for this dude every week because I know he never disappoints
Deez aint jokes!!! 😂
Stir it around 2x 🤣🤣🤣
Got do it 😂
@Dr Phot how you stir it around though?
This had me HOLLERING!!
3:34 from this point on he was telling nothing but the truth the whole time. 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
"Open it up and stir it around Two times."
Not the tissue in the butt🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣💯👏🏾👏🏾👏🏾
Blaq Ron is hilarious! 😂 The 1st time that I heard of him was on KevonStage's Keep Your Distance Show.😊
Shout out Blaq Ron, representing Dallas to its fullest.
He Def From The A
@@06Kenji_ the A? I do not understand broski. Blaq Ron is from Oak Cliff, a part of Dallas Tx.
@@06Kenji_ nope he from Oak Cliff,Tx!!!
@@spongeblue_depressedpants facts!!
@@06Kenji_ Not even close my boy.
😂😂 not "only clean on the outside" lmao!!!
😂😂🤣🤣 BLAQNIFICENT !! Netflix .... waz up ???
Gawwwd dam, he funny as hell. I’ve never heard of him until today. Protect them man at all costs, he speaks for us men especially the 80’s babies… We remember all that shit he was saying.
Blaq Ron kills the set everytime
Lmfaooooo “that booty like Aspirin gotta get the lil cotton off the top” 😂😂
Shoutout to the Black women that raised n schooled this young man..He got auntie ordained at a young age u feel me..Frfr..This is real life sh$t right here boi..
"Til you open it up and stir it 2 times!"
This dude and wrapped tight!🤦🏾🤣🤣
OHHHH, HE AIN'T NEVA LIED... HE AIN'T NEVA LIED!!!🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
He don't miss😂
Big Facts
The now later reference too damn funny and true 😂😂😂that’s that oak cliff behavior straight from Dallas lol
"I swear to God, I love that, yuh". 😂😂
Saw Blaq Ron, clicked immediately!!
Blaq Ron solidified as one of the greats 😂😂😂
I can't get enough of this guy. . Freaking hilarious! Salute brother!!
This man is a true comedian 💯😂
The now later joke was spot on. Good memories
Bro 1 of the funniest comedians in the game. Been that way for a minute
Buss cheeks open and peel tissue 🤦🤣
Iykyk
@@LanisDad1185 The vajay-jay cleanses it's self out (by the genius of The Most High God Abba YHWH) but ain't nothing like a good ol' vinegar and water 💦 douche 🤣🤣🤣🤣! Hilarious Blaq Ron.
Damn not the “REMNANTS” 😂😂😂😂
I love this dude . He always has new material hope to see him live one day
Comedy right here period
Lmaoooo I can't stand him 😂😂😂😂 and I love him at the same time.
All FACTS...
Speak the truth Blaq Ron👏🏾👏🏾💯
Yall should watch Blaq Ron vs Boo Kapone in Roast me. 😂😂
He speaking facts 💯
😂😂😂OMG.. kudos to this man!!
He Never lied !
Blaq Ron = funniest man alive right now!! GOAT !! Need to see some more of his dance moves tho lol
And he can sang.
Karlous Miller
Finally a comedian that’s original and actually funny
Man Blaq Ron should've had his own special ages ago tbh
FACTS ON FACTS ON FACTS!
he has like 2 1hr long sets on youtube.. look for them.
@@ugonwokolo558 that’s not a special
@@trecartergrad10 okay..
Facts!
STANDING OVATION!!! 😆🤣😂 I knew the moment he started talking it was going to be hilarious!!
Not the ancestors😂
Havent laughed out loud like that in quite some time! This was brilliantly funny!
Yooooo I’m crying over here😂😂😂
I love this dude😂😂😂😂
Laugh out loud 😂 Funny 😂 !
Blaq Ron runs this channel.
Had me smiling the whole time. I love when comedians tell me real life stories.