C**chie Isn't As Clean As It Used To Be - Comedian Blaq Ron - Chocolate Sundaes Standup Comedy

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  • Опубликовано: 10 фев 2025
  • Comedian Blaq reminisces back when there was no fresh wipes or honeypot, just plain ole clean and comfortable coochie.
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    Originally filmed 4/30/2023
    Videographer: Omar, @badsplice
    Editor: Keera Stephen, @keera.s
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  • @Chefboiardae1
    @Chefboiardae1 Год назад +1186

    "coochie fragrant as hell until u open it up and stir it two times!". Hilariously accurate!!

    • @musicmaker1311
      @musicmaker1311 Год назад +32

      💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀

    • @sammygulley7204
      @sammygulley7204 Год назад +35

      funny as hell! Not stir it two times lol

    • @mreincome
      @mreincome Год назад +18

      Took me Smoove out

    • @YEM955
      @YEM955 Год назад +22

      😂😂😂😂 he said he is from 1980 correct 😂😂😂 I'M too 42 be 43 thus year

    • @Chefboiardae1
      @Chefboiardae1 Год назад +11

      @@YEM955 shyt.....I'm in the 40/40 club next month. That's why this shyt touched my soul!

  • @salsasoul4112
    @salsasoul4112 Год назад +135

    "Civil Rights Coochie". LMFAOOOOOOO 😂😂😂😂😂😂

  • @HeartlessWon506
    @HeartlessWon506 Год назад +1299

    Shoutout to everyone that has watched Blaq Ron’s comedy & hair transformations through this channel over the years 🏆

  • @AJones1995
    @AJones1995 Год назад +62

    “Spit on her back”
    I died bc I actually did this shit 🤣🤣🤣

    • @sid2daknee
      @sid2daknee 9 месяцев назад +4

      Me too brother. Me too.

    • @maniac26able
      @maniac26able 4 месяца назад +3

      Yes sir! Several times

    • @blazze7772
      @blazze7772 2 месяца назад +1

      Dang it was that bad smh.

  • @locklife4336
    @locklife4336 Год назад +1706

    Blaq Ron never fails to look like somebody’s Auntie.

  • @doriancoreyscloset421
    @doriancoreyscloset421 Год назад +60

    "Flowery Sewer Dump"
    😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

  • @industryliaison
    @industryliaison Год назад +802

    I hollert at “Had to pick a lil cotton for your ancestors”

    • @canman87
      @canman87 Год назад +52

      I think both my upstairs AND downstairs neighbors heard me laughin' at that too 🤣

    • @drgnflyylaureate
      @drgnflyylaureate Год назад +33

      That's some genius connection right there

    • @losangelesnefastvs
      @losangelesnefastvs Год назад +16

      Almost woke my son up.

    • @wells19874
      @wells19874 Год назад +4

      As you should 🤣

    • @unclejimmyray
      @unclejimmyray Год назад +11

      No lies were told either...😂

  • @icarusachilles6777
    @icarusachilles6777 Год назад +44

    "We can fake relationships." 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 Yyyyep!!

  • @laronford7651
    @laronford7651 Год назад +955

    It SOUNDS like jokes but he just takin facts🤣🤣🤣

    • @GiftsbyChosen
      @GiftsbyChosen Год назад +22

      Real life for him🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

    • @chazz1830
      @chazz1830 Год назад +3

      Frfr

    • @MrTony-sb6nq
      @MrTony-sb6nq Год назад +21

      He's not lying

    • @wu-tangslang8567
      @wu-tangslang8567 Год назад +27

      Big facts about the box back in the day. The term Good box comes from those days. Now they use all them different chemicals etc.

    • @quintidwell99
      @quintidwell99 Год назад +4

      That's the best comedy 😂

  • @jredbigmouf
    @jredbigmouf Год назад +2455

    Why don’t this man have a Netflix special

  • @3rdoso
    @3rdoso Год назад +34

    "gotta treat that booty like aspirin. Get that cotton out the top" had my drink spill on me 💀💀

  • @WellDamnGucci313
    @WellDamnGucci313 Год назад +411

    “Touch yo spirit” 🤣🤣🤣🤣. Somebody need to put him in a special.

    • @kumquatmagoo
      @kumquatmagoo Год назад +16

      I love his 'goddamn me' 🤣🤣 I'm a white boy from England and I felt that haha, he needs a special!

  • @China-Wave
    @China-Wave Год назад +26

    He letting too many secrets out lol 😂

  • @calmsimon
    @calmsimon Год назад +576

    The now and later bar was soooo outta pocket 😂

  • @kdrashadttaylor4871
    @kdrashadttaylor4871 Год назад +159

    I say this all the time.. I'll put Karlous Miller and Blaq Ron up against ANYBODY!! You can tell how much experience they have by the jokes! They'd give great relationship advice in my opinion 😂😂

  • @onyeka2114
    @onyeka2114 Год назад +482

    Blaq Ron is always on point, probably my favorite comedian right now

    • @_SirCharge
      @_SirCharge Год назад +6

      Ronnie Jordan is nice with it too.

    • @xiv7477
      @xiv7477 Год назад +3

      Same here

    • @ItsJustAgamingThing
      @ItsJustAgamingThing Год назад +7

      Ali siddiq for me, but blaq Ron is entertaining asl 😂

  • @cassagnolleonidasjr.461
    @cassagnolleonidasjr.461 Год назад +31

    “YOU ATE THAT NOW OR LATER ANYWAY!!!” 😂 Man Blaq Ron is stoopid 😅

  • @camp______classified14
    @camp______classified14 Год назад +258

    Bruh that's too many back to back heart stoppers at one time sir .... pure comedy I for one salute you

  • @timjames6904
    @timjames6904 Год назад +26

    "Coochie fragrant as hell until u open it up and stir it around a couple times" 😂

  • @canman87
    @canman87 Год назад +104

    "She in there goin' hard." *POP POP POP POP POP* I fucking lost it 🤣🤣🤣🤣
    Blaq Ron doesn't miss. Dude is such a natural, half the time I don't even think he's rehearsed anything; he just gets up there and the funny flows out him.

  • @Mesena2773
    @Mesena2773 Год назад +42

    Homie has reach his pinnacle. It's definitely time for him to have his own special 😂😂😂😂 "TOO MUCH OF A GENTLEMAN"

  • @darksideon
    @darksideon Год назад +434

    The toilet paper joke is an all timer😂😂😂💀

    • @xaujumper
      @xaujumper Год назад +8

      Facts

    • @canman87
      @canman87 Год назад +12

      Some real shit 🤣🤣🤣

    • @darksideon
      @darksideon Год назад +9

      @@canman87 Interesting choice of words.😂

    • @canman87
      @canman87 Год назад +4

      @@darksideon Lmao, I didn't even think about that 🤣🤪

  • @NeighborhoodWatchMann
    @NeighborhoodWatchMann 7 месяцев назад +9

    "the man was too much of a gentleman to tell you" yoooooooooooooo!!!!

  • @djpolo99
    @djpolo99 Год назад +77

    This man said, "pick a little cotton for your ancestors"! 😂😂😂
    Like Law & Order, I'm done, done!!!

  • @masoCooks
    @masoCooks Год назад +6

    He not fucking lying at alll 😂😂😂

  • @floridaboykane
    @floridaboykane Год назад +75

    That now and later joke is the most relatable shit ever😂😂😂

  • @candicecandy8137
    @candicecandy8137 Год назад +8

    My mouth dropped open. A smell is a smell. Wen u know u know. How BLESSED I hope a lot of us are🙌🏾👏🏾💛🥰The cotton tho!? 😱🫨Ok... always wiping with washcloth now NOPE😂🤣

  • @Pedakin
    @Pedakin Год назад +77

    5 minutes of laughs. That aint easy. Go crazy Blaq Ron!

  • @hirokomlm131
    @hirokomlm131 Год назад +239

    Stinkie coochie is how me an my coworker realized we were messing with the same girl at work. We both told each other a story about a girl we had recently been with who had the whole apartment smelling like hot garbage. We never admitted it to each other, but we both knew it was the same girl.

    • @jacks4009
      @jacks4009 Год назад +42

      Yikes! Sorry I'm a woman. Did you go through with it? How does it smell like garbage and she don't know!!!!

    • @chisomonthinda
      @chisomonthinda Год назад +5

      😂😂😂😂

    • @blaqpho3nix
      @blaqpho3nix Год назад +13

      Ewww wtf 😭😂😂😂

    • @totallyyahware6840
      @totallyyahware6840 Год назад +31

      She probably had BV if y’all were both hitting raw.

    • @beatdealerz960
      @beatdealerz960 Год назад +5

      Funky funky funky fresh

  • @Cornbreadmuffin86
    @Cornbreadmuffin86 Год назад +59

    I can remember when the toilet paper question came up on Facebook a commentator replied
    " Imma real ninja, I'll flick it and keep on going "😂

  • @mustnotbehuman
    @mustnotbehuman Год назад +2

    "I swear to God, I love that, yuh". 😂😂

  • @illslaptfouttaya
    @illslaptfouttaya Год назад +16

    "I could fake like I like them kids of yours" lmao facts

  • @calebtheviceroy
    @calebtheviceroy Год назад +253

    We need the hour special Blaq!! Long overdue fam...

    • @ugonwokolo558
      @ugonwokolo558 Год назад +3

      he has 2 specials on RUclips already. Maybe not specials but 45-1hr long sets.

  • @TrisjensChronicles1203
    @TrisjensChronicles1203 Год назад +4

    Gawwwd dam, he funny as hell. I’ve never heard of him until today. Protect them man at all costs, he speaks for us men especially the 80’s babies… We remember all that shit he was saying.

  • @_SirCharge
    @_SirCharge Год назад +63

    😊he said “ until you stir it up two times 😂 Ron got a wide open lane to success if he stays down. ☮️

  • @billbixby9083
    @billbixby9083 Год назад +76

    You got to see this guy live. I laughed so hard I felt like I went blind.

  • @RisingKing1024
    @RisingKing1024 Год назад +127

    That Now & Later part WAS PERFECT COMEDY!

    • @oRuTRa45
      @oRuTRa45 Год назад +1

      I just got to that part as I scrolled down to your comment lol.

    • @andremoraski408
      @andremoraski408 Год назад

      @@oRuTRa45 yo sameeeeee wtf 😅

  • @caliclassicstv2024
    @caliclassicstv2024 Год назад +1

    Facts!!!!😂😂😂😂😂😂

  • @chrisnichols2896
    @chrisnichols2896 Год назад +163

    I definitely remember eating now & laters where the wrapper didnt peel off all the way. 😂

  • @bigdawgva757ify
    @bigdawgva757ify Год назад +5

    Can't even front.. I done spit on a couple backs... 😅😂😂

  • @BoodaSDavis
    @BoodaSDavis Год назад +63

    This man preaching the gospel!!! Brilliant set 😂😂😂😂

  • @StandOnBizness5
    @StandOnBizness5 Год назад +6

    “Look at the white man over there…knowing what im going thru” 😅😅😅

  • @meech7520
    @meech7520 Год назад +140

    This dude is becoming my favorite comedian

  • @hideftone
    @hideftone Год назад

    I'm screaming 😂😂😂

  • @s.m.7109
    @s.m.7109 Год назад +54

    I'm waiting on a 3-HOUR special!!!!! My fav comedian is CLEARLY in his own lane!

  • @optomysticproductions
    @optomysticproductions Год назад +1

    He wasn't lying at all

  • @bgmuch
    @bgmuch Год назад +11

    'only smell good on the outside..' ON POINT!

  • @SaronJoy
    @SaronJoy Год назад +3

    OHHHH, HE AIN'T NEVA LIED... HE AIN'T NEVA LIED!!!🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

  • @grindacademy5480
    @grindacademy5480 Год назад +94

    Man, I love Blaq Ron. This guy is hilarious. Definitely needs his own special

  • @lakeishajoe-pettaway7748
    @lakeishajoe-pettaway7748 Год назад +2

    😂😂 not "only clean on the outside" lmao!!!

  • @justanotherwaver9065
    @justanotherwaver9065 Год назад +36

    3:34 from this point on he was telling nothing but the truth the whole time. 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

  • @keeshmason466
    @keeshmason466 Год назад +3

    I fuckin Love Blaq Ron.. 🤣😆😁
    This Man Is Outta Control!

  • @Reneesaidit
    @Reneesaidit Год назад +15

    Stir it around 2x 🤣🤣🤣

    • @wkatc007
      @wkatc007 Год назад

      Got do it 😂

    • @blackublacku
      @blackublacku Год назад

      ​@Dr Phot how you stir it around though?

  • @Marakab_iv
    @Marakab_iv Год назад

    🤣🤣🤣🤣 stir it around 2 times😂

  • @teflondonii9298
    @teflondonii9298 Год назад +6

    Not the tissue in the butt🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣💯👏🏾👏🏾👏🏾

  • @stacccurrency
    @stacccurrency Год назад +2

    Laugh out loud 😂 Funny 😂 !

  • @frederickanderson1704
    @frederickanderson1704 Год назад +57

    I look for this dude every week because I know he never disappoints

  • @Princefrancis2
    @Princefrancis2 Год назад +15

    I couldn't stop lmao through the whole set 🤣 😂 💀 😭 😩 😅

  • @manegrindshard
    @manegrindshard Год назад +28

    Blaq Ron kills the set everytime

  • @closedfiles
    @closedfiles Год назад +4

    He got me with the "Flowery Sewer Dump" 😂

  • @asibelle422
    @asibelle422 Год назад +10

    Lmaoooo I can't stand him 😂😂😂😂 and I love him at the same time.

  • @BT-jm3ww
    @BT-jm3ww Год назад +3

    Stir it around 2 times.....😂😂😂😂

  • @sierra.means.businessjames3053
    @sierra.means.businessjames3053 Год назад +26

    The now later joke was spot on. Good memories

  • @lastlvl
    @lastlvl Год назад +2

    Lol lots of truth in this, I definitely told her about the tissue tho lol

  • @stryfetc1471
    @stryfetc1471 Год назад +5

    "Til you open it up and stir it 2 times!"
    This dude and wrapped tight!🤦🏾🤣🤣

  • @mookeymontana
    @mookeymontana Год назад +1

    Bruhhh 😂

  • @taetimes6087
    @taetimes6087 Год назад +10

    He don't miss😂

  • @maddmacctv9261
    @maddmacctv9261 Год назад +2

    Bruh this shit tooo accurate and funny asf😭😭😭😭

  • @DOLOJAZ
    @DOLOJAZ Год назад +12

    Lmfaooooo “that booty like Aspirin gotta get the lil cotton off the top” 😂😂

  • @Xrpto
    @Xrpto Год назад +1

    That sticky be medicine for real

  • @Bo2xOfficialMusic
    @Bo2xOfficialMusic Год назад +5

    You sir are hilarious 😂 all facts

  • @TheRealMusic4Life
    @TheRealMusic4Life Год назад +34

    😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂. 1 bad experience made me get out the game and find a wife. I can't imagine what these younger guys are dealing with these new school women

  • @tonycoleman21
    @tonycoleman21 Год назад +23

    I can't get enough of this guy. . Freaking hilarious! Salute brother!!

  • @seeme41
    @seeme41 Год назад +3

    Dis ninja said Alka seltzer 😂😂😂😂

  • @karenwoodland578
    @karenwoodland578 Год назад +11

    😂😂🤣🤣 BLAQNIFICENT !! Netflix .... waz up ???

  • @beardedelephant3023
    @beardedelephant3023 Год назад +1

    Yooooo I’m crying over here😂😂😂

  • @15Breal
    @15Breal Год назад +21

    The now later reference too damn funny and true 😂😂😂that’s that oak cliff behavior straight from Dallas lol

  • @Bigheadedwon
    @Bigheadedwon Год назад +7

    I use to kill Now N Laters growing up, then as an adult I looooved eating Punani. And I didn't even put 2 + 2 together until I saw this shit. He's droppin science!

  • @mattb3672
    @mattb3672 Год назад +19

    I love this dude . He always has new material hope to see him live one day

  • @KIrvin_The_Scholar
    @KIrvin_The_Scholar Год назад +4

    Bro 1 of the funniest comedians in the game. Been that way for a minute

  • @northernsoutherngirl
    @northernsoutherngirl Год назад +17

    STANDING OVATION!!! 😆🤣😂 I knew the moment he started talking it was going to be hilarious!!

  • @raenettwilliams5897
    @raenettwilliams5897 Год назад +1

    HILARIOUSLY TRUE!!!!😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

  • @geminiaxelrod4592
    @geminiaxelrod4592 Год назад +12

    Saw Blaq Ron, clicked immediately!!

  • @DreamsInBlue
    @DreamsInBlue Год назад +2

    This had me HOLLERING!!

  • @LaNeca321
    @LaNeca321 Год назад +11

    I love this dude😂😂😂😂

  • @venessamoon3741
    @venessamoon3741 Год назад +7

    Blaq Ron is hilarious! 😂 The 1st time that I heard of him was on KevonStage's Keep Your Distance Show.😊

  • @dangerusscurvs4709
    @dangerusscurvs4709 Год назад +4

    😂😂😂OMG.. kudos to this man!!

  • @kareemjohnson8059
    @kareemjohnson8059 Год назад +3

    Shoutout to the Black women that raised n schooled this young man..He got auntie ordained at a young age u feel me..Frfr..This is real life sh$t right here boi..

  • @mshalls7614
    @mshalls7614 Год назад +16

    Blaq Ron = funniest man alive right now!! GOAT !! Need to see some more of his dance moves tho lol

  • @Certifiedgood
    @Certifiedgood Год назад +4

    I can't even be mad at Blaq Ron, I ate the now-and-later's with a little bit of paper on it. Damn, He got me🤣🤣🤣😂😂😅

  • @jerrycustodio4773
    @jerrycustodio4773 Год назад +17

    Havent laughed out loud like that in quite some time! This was brilliantly funny!

  • @DJIMXN
    @DJIMXN Год назад +3

    I’m crying at how relatable this is 😅

  • @derrickgentryhumbleblessed8772
    @derrickgentryhumbleblessed8772 Год назад +10

    Speak the truth Blaq Ron👏🏾👏🏾💯

  • @DonMaximus98
    @DonMaximus98 Год назад +2

    Not the Civil Rights Coohie 😭😭🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

  • @chandragolson-lowery8611
    @chandragolson-lowery8611 Год назад +26

    Buss cheeks open and peel tissue 🤦🤣

    • @LanisDad1185
      @LanisDad1185 Год назад +3

      Iykyk

    • @chandragolson-lowery8611
      @chandragolson-lowery8611 Год назад

      @@LanisDad1185 The vajay-jay cleanses it's self out (by the genius of The Most High God Abba YHWH) but ain't nothing like a good ol' vinegar and water 💦 douche 🤣🤣🤣🤣! Hilarious Blaq Ron.

  • @TheCre88tor
    @TheCre88tor Год назад +2

    0:56 - 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 SIR!!! STIR IT AROUND TWO TIMES!?!?!?!?!?!?! 😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭

  • @arkitekbeatzify
    @arkitekbeatzify Год назад +23

    He speaking facts 💯

  • @dlee4she
    @dlee4she Год назад +1

    Lolol touched on a lot of facts 😅😂😂😂

  • @tymason5119
    @tymason5119 Год назад +8

    Him and comedian CP need to go on tour or do a podcast ASAP!!!

  • @treetop1283
    @treetop1283 Год назад +1

    😂😂😂😂😂😂 yoooo not one lie told 😂😂😂😂😂😂