C**chie Isn't As Clean As It Used To Be - Comedian Blaq Ron - Chocolate Sundaes Standup Comedy
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- Опубликовано: 10 фев 2025
- Comedian Blaq reminisces back when there was no fresh wipes or honeypot, just plain ole clean and comfortable coochie.
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Originally filmed 4/30/2023
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"coochie fragrant as hell until u open it up and stir it two times!". Hilariously accurate!!
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funny as hell! Not stir it two times lol
Took me Smoove out
😂😂😂😂 he said he is from 1980 correct 😂😂😂 I'M too 42 be 43 thus year
@@YEM955 shyt.....I'm in the 40/40 club next month. That's why this shyt touched my soul!
"Civil Rights Coochie". LMFAOOOOOOO 😂😂😂😂😂😂
Shoutout to everyone that has watched Blaq Ron’s comedy & hair transformations through this channel over the years 🏆
All fire too 😂
🤣🤣🤣 the glow up
that soul glow?
S/o to yo fkn name my ngga ... I'm high asf , over here thinking now 😂
me
“Spit on her back”
I died bc I actually did this shit 🤣🤣🤣
Me too brother. Me too.
Yes sir! Several times
Dang it was that bad smh.
Blaq Ron never fails to look like somebody’s Auntie.
😂
😂You’re WRONG for that🤣
@@7goldennugget7 it’s a fact, look at all his sweaters and hair dues lol
take it easy 😂😂
"Flowery Sewer Dump"
😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
I hollert at “Had to pick a lil cotton for your ancestors”
I think both my upstairs AND downstairs neighbors heard me laughin' at that too 🤣
That's some genius connection right there
Almost woke my son up.
As you should 🤣
No lies were told either...😂
"We can fake relationships." 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 Yyyyep!!
It SOUNDS like jokes but he just takin facts🤣🤣🤣
Real life for him🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
Frfr
He's not lying
Big facts about the box back in the day. The term Good box comes from those days. Now they use all them different chemicals etc.
That's the best comedy 😂
Why don’t this man have a Netflix special
It’s absolutely criminal
Cause he definitely deserves one!
because of them
He’s too woke
@@daimon6528 Define "woke" without Google.
"gotta treat that booty like aspirin. Get that cotton out the top" had my drink spill on me 💀💀
“Touch yo spirit” 🤣🤣🤣🤣. Somebody need to put him in a special.
I love his 'goddamn me' 🤣🤣 I'm a white boy from England and I felt that haha, he needs a special!
He letting too many secrets out lol 😂
The now and later bar was soooo outta pocket 😂
Barz😂
honestly one of the most out of pockets things i've probably ever heard
But it was so true😂
That bar was a stroke of GENNNIOUUSSSS
Bro dumd for that one I swear
I say this all the time.. I'll put Karlous Miller and Blaq Ron up against ANYBODY!! You can tell how much experience they have by the jokes! They'd give great relationship advice in my opinion 😂😂
Facts
Blaq Ron is always on point, probably my favorite comedian right now
Ronnie Jordan is nice with it too.
Same here
Ali siddiq for me, but blaq Ron is entertaining asl 😂
“YOU ATE THAT NOW OR LATER ANYWAY!!!” 😂 Man Blaq Ron is stoopid 😅
Bruh that's too many back to back heart stoppers at one time sir .... pure comedy I for one salute you
"Coochie fragrant as hell until u open it up and stir it around a couple times" 😂
"She in there goin' hard." *POP POP POP POP POP* I fucking lost it 🤣🤣🤣🤣
Blaq Ron doesn't miss. Dude is such a natural, half the time I don't even think he's rehearsed anything; he just gets up there and the funny flows out him.
Homie has reach his pinnacle. It's definitely time for him to have his own special 😂😂😂😂 "TOO MUCH OF A GENTLEMAN"
The toilet paper joke is an all timer😂😂😂💀
Facts
Some real shit 🤣🤣🤣
@@canman87 Interesting choice of words.😂
@@darksideon Lmao, I didn't even think about that 🤣🤪
"the man was too much of a gentleman to tell you" yoooooooooooooo!!!!
This man said, "pick a little cotton for your ancestors"! 😂😂😂
Like Law & Order, I'm done, done!!!
He not fucking lying at alll 😂😂😂
That now and later joke is the most relatable shit ever😂😂😂
My mouth dropped open. A smell is a smell. Wen u know u know. How BLESSED I hope a lot of us are🙌🏾👏🏾💛🥰The cotton tho!? 😱🫨Ok... always wiping with washcloth now NOPE😂🤣
5 minutes of laughs. That aint easy. Go crazy Blaq Ron!
Stinkie coochie is how me an my coworker realized we were messing with the same girl at work. We both told each other a story about a girl we had recently been with who had the whole apartment smelling like hot garbage. We never admitted it to each other, but we both knew it was the same girl.
Yikes! Sorry I'm a woman. Did you go through with it? How does it smell like garbage and she don't know!!!!
😂😂😂😂
Ewww wtf 😭😂😂😂
She probably had BV if y’all were both hitting raw.
Funky funky funky fresh
I can remember when the toilet paper question came up on Facebook a commentator replied
" Imma real ninja, I'll flick it and keep on going "😂
"I swear to God, I love that, yuh". 😂😂
"I could fake like I like them kids of yours" lmao facts
The kids know though 😂
We need the hour special Blaq!! Long overdue fam...
he has 2 specials on RUclips already. Maybe not specials but 45-1hr long sets.
Gawwwd dam, he funny as hell. I’ve never heard of him until today. Protect them man at all costs, he speaks for us men especially the 80’s babies… We remember all that shit he was saying.
😊he said “ until you stir it up two times 😂 Ron got a wide open lane to success if he stays down. ☮️
You got to see this guy live. I laughed so hard I felt like I went blind.
😂😂😂😂
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That Now & Later part WAS PERFECT COMEDY!
I just got to that part as I scrolled down to your comment lol.
@@oRuTRa45 yo sameeeeee wtf 😅
Facts!!!!😂😂😂😂😂😂
I definitely remember eating now & laters where the wrapper didnt peel off all the way. 😂
Can't even front.. I done spit on a couple backs... 😅😂😂
This man preaching the gospel!!! Brilliant set 😂😂😂😂
“Look at the white man over there…knowing what im going thru” 😅😅😅
This dude is becoming my favorite comedian
I'm screaming 😂😂😂
I'm waiting on a 3-HOUR special!!!!! My fav comedian is CLEARLY in his own lane!
He wasn't lying at all
'only smell good on the outside..' ON POINT!
OHHHH, HE AIN'T NEVA LIED... HE AIN'T NEVA LIED!!!🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
Man, I love Blaq Ron. This guy is hilarious. Definitely needs his own special
😂😂 not "only clean on the outside" lmao!!!
3:34 from this point on he was telling nothing but the truth the whole time. 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
I fuckin Love Blaq Ron.. 🤣😆😁
This Man Is Outta Control!
Stir it around 2x 🤣🤣🤣
Got do it 😂
@Dr Phot how you stir it around though?
🤣🤣🤣🤣 stir it around 2 times😂
Not the tissue in the butt🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣💯👏🏾👏🏾👏🏾
Laugh out loud 😂 Funny 😂 !
I look for this dude every week because I know he never disappoints
I couldn't stop lmao through the whole set 🤣 😂 💀 😭 😩 😅
Blaq Ron kills the set everytime
He got me with the "Flowery Sewer Dump" 😂
Lmaoooo I can't stand him 😂😂😂😂 and I love him at the same time.
Stir it around 2 times.....😂😂😂😂
The now later joke was spot on. Good memories
Lol lots of truth in this, I definitely told her about the tissue tho lol
"Til you open it up and stir it 2 times!"
This dude and wrapped tight!🤦🏾🤣🤣
Bruhhh 😂
He don't miss😂
Bruh this shit tooo accurate and funny asf😭😭😭😭
Lmfaooooo “that booty like Aspirin gotta get the lil cotton off the top” 😂😂
That sticky be medicine for real
You sir are hilarious 😂 all facts
😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂. 1 bad experience made me get out the game and find a wife. I can't imagine what these younger guys are dealing with these new school women
It's a travesty
I can't get enough of this guy. . Freaking hilarious! Salute brother!!
Dis ninja said Alka seltzer 😂😂😂😂
😂😂🤣🤣 BLAQNIFICENT !! Netflix .... waz up ???
Yooooo I’m crying over here😂😂😂
The now later reference too damn funny and true 😂😂😂that’s that oak cliff behavior straight from Dallas lol
I use to kill Now N Laters growing up, then as an adult I looooved eating Punani. And I didn't even put 2 + 2 together until I saw this shit. He's droppin science!
I love this dude . He always has new material hope to see him live one day
Bro 1 of the funniest comedians in the game. Been that way for a minute
STANDING OVATION!!! 😆🤣😂 I knew the moment he started talking it was going to be hilarious!!
HILARIOUSLY TRUE!!!!😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
Saw Blaq Ron, clicked immediately!!
This had me HOLLERING!!
I love this dude😂😂😂😂
Blaq Ron is hilarious! 😂 The 1st time that I heard of him was on KevonStage's Keep Your Distance Show.😊
😂😂😂OMG.. kudos to this man!!
Shoutout to the Black women that raised n schooled this young man..He got auntie ordained at a young age u feel me..Frfr..This is real life sh$t right here boi..
Blaq Ron = funniest man alive right now!! GOAT !! Need to see some more of his dance moves tho lol
And he can sang.
Karlous Miller
I can't even be mad at Blaq Ron, I ate the now-and-later's with a little bit of paper on it. Damn, He got me🤣🤣🤣😂😂😅
Havent laughed out loud like that in quite some time! This was brilliantly funny!
I’m crying at how relatable this is 😅
Speak the truth Blaq Ron👏🏾👏🏾💯
Not the Civil Rights Coohie 😭😭🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
Buss cheeks open and peel tissue 🤦🤣
Iykyk
@@LanisDad1185 The vajay-jay cleanses it's self out (by the genius of The Most High God Abba YHWH) but ain't nothing like a good ol' vinegar and water 💦 douche 🤣🤣🤣🤣! Hilarious Blaq Ron.
0:56 - 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 SIR!!! STIR IT AROUND TWO TIMES!?!?!?!?!?!?! 😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭
He speaking facts 💯
Lolol touched on a lot of facts 😅😂😂😂
Him and comedian CP need to go on tour or do a podcast ASAP!!!
😂😂😂😂😂😂 yoooo not one lie told 😂😂😂😂😂😂