I was pretty disappointed that the only scene the premise of "a bear does cocaine and goes on a rampage" really lived up to was the ambulance scene. All other times it's just the characters going "THE BEAR DID COCAINE!!!" and then it just sort of acts as aggressive as I would think a normal bear would be if provoked.
I personally enjoyed it but I can see what you mean since it was rated R. What I find ridiculous and a lot of people don't seem to realize is so many idiots thought this movie was going to be lighthearted. Before I saw it I read a lot of the reviews and no joke almost every single one of the bad ones were from Parents who for some reason thought it would be ok to take their 5 year olds to an R-rated movie. I'm not even sure how they were allowed in the theater since where I'm from you have to prove through ID your over 18 to see an R rated film, but regardless it's stupid they went and expected something light and fluffy
You would be correct if this was a brown bear, but it's a black bear, who you can easily scare away by pretending to be bigger and be intimidating to the bear
@@gracehinkle3623 in my area kids can come into R-rated movies as long as they are with an adult chaperone. It is the NC-17 rating that requires everyone be over 17. It would be easy for parents that neglected their research to bring their kids in
They didn't do coke. The kids literally spoon-fed themselves it, you're not supposed to digest it. There's a reason your nose is white af afterwards you donut.
@@cmbeadle2228 And she snorts the fattest line she's ever done in her life and we get a slow mo fight scene of a 40 y/o women fistfighting a drugged up bear
The b movie did disappear, in fact it went extinct! The b movie only existed due to drive in movie theaters, in which they would have a double feature were there was a flim people wanted to see (the A flim) and shlock (the B flim). Just the fill time they would demand more slock to be played to offset the costs of running the projectors. The straight-to-bargain-bin movie market is its modern equivalent, and they aren't built the same.
Hollywood also does a lot of a weed but it’s rare we ever see anything that’s accurate. (Like, a lot of movies show people hallucinating which is not a side effect of weed.)
@@Carnival_soda uh did we watch the same movie? Several characters either came into oral contact with cocaine or straightup swallowed shit loads of it.
What's most frightening about bears is that they're relentless; they want to eat you and they will keep trying until they get you. Having the bear disappear removes the only potential hook.
I was hoping Margo Martindate would end up being the lead hero -- getting progressively more beaten and torn up -- yet still surviving long enough to get the killing shot on the bear. And those kids would CERTAINLY be feeling that coke, they kinda put a lot in their mouths, and gum absorption and all...
@@Ball_Fondler64 yeah she's Park Ranger Liz. absolutely steals every scene she's in. without her in the latter half of the film, that's when the movie begins to suffer
"I saw this movie about a BEAR that does COCAINE, and all these people had to find the COCAINE and run from the BEAR, and if they got too close to the COCAINE or the BEAR, they would die! I think it was called _The Mammal That Couldn't Slow Down."_
My issue was it wasn’t enough, for the concept it was way too tame, up the gore, up the comedy just do something to make it not seem so lacklustre, the only scene that got me into the movie was the ambulance scene as it was a scene that matched how absurd the concept of this movie is, but after that point it never got even close to as batshit and I think the finale just feels weak in comparison
Another comment on this video raised a really good point about the film. For most of the scenes when the bear was attacking, it didn’t come across as anything unique that only could have happened with the bear being on cocaine.
The finale is the only remotely funny or good part, too. The ambulance scene had such potential for a gore reveal but no, it's nothing and the other two characters who die do it in such lame ways. Like the only remotely violent part you see is the guy's hand being fucked up after the bear leaves his body but that's it, the girl in the ambulance couldve gotten up like nothing happened and I don't think anyone would've said she should've died there. We could've seen the ranger's face after the chase and it would've been perfect but no.
They really dropped the ball with the "bear's vagina" joke. They could have had the character lose their shoes performing a "really good idea" they had from the coke, be barefoot when the bear falls on them, and say they know it's female because their foot is stuck in the bear. It adds complications to the scene, it's a pun, it showcases coke behavior, and it's no dumber of a joke than the original. So many cooks in this kitchen and none of them graduated culinary school
I'm excited to hear this one. I work at a locally owned theater and typically business is a bit slow, but so many fucking people have been showing up for Coke Bear. It's honestly getting obnoxious lmao, but I'm glad we're getting steady business.
@@hipnhappenin I expected it to bring in an eh, average amount of people. Not sell out every single showing for 7 days straight. The last few days it's finally simmered down. Since the theater is unconventional (music venue, also art house, also restaurant and bar) I think there was extra appeal in seeing it here. Nobody I fuckin talk to who just goes to Cinemark n shit has seen it.
There are also multiple versions of electro depending on the universe. Ultimate Spider-Man had an Electro more akin to what we see in the Amazing Spider-Man, while most people are familiar with the 60/90’s version of the character with the cheesy green suit and Star shaped yellow lightning mask. It’s looks like they wanted to a more grounded kind of look and split the difference.
Its not even original though, the concept is a dumb reddit post. Just because the basic concept hasn't been done in the same format doesn't make it original. It has to say or accomplish something that hasn't been done to death already. This type of movie has already been made many times before and this movie offers nothing new or innovative.
Sad part is pretty much everything here *is* original apart from the most basic plot synopsis of "bear did cocaine." No one died and the bear just was kinda losing it the whole time and didn't know where it was. Meanwhile in this movie, everyone has to die in absurd ways for little to no reason, by the bear or not.
I'm very happy that they made this mid movie. I miss them so much. It's like a breath of fresh air in the middle of all the regurgitated mega high budget movies that is made to be profitable.
I'm really glad I'm not the only one that cares more about the "how" than the "what". It's why I get annoyed when people complain about minor spoilers with anything, it just tells me they only care about events and not the actual story. I wanna know *why* Snape killed Dumbledore, while others act like the entire movie is ruined because they know Snape killed Dumbledore. Hell, one of my favorite movies is Pans Labyrinth, and that movie starts with a spoiler. People that care about spoilers would turn the movie off and complain without questioning how the protagonist ended up in that spot. Of course that's an exaggeration, but you get my point.
Lol this reminded of back when Infinity War came out and a kid in my grade spoiled it for another kid since the 2nd kid wouldn't go to the movies if the 1st kid went. The tickets were already payed for. This was a whole group thing, too. The kid who got the movie spoiled proceeded to act how you expected. That 1st kid would grow up to be one of the most unique and interesting people I know. The 2nd one well he's still an arrogant douchebag. I don't know why your commented reminded me of this but I'm glad it did. I forgot all about it.
@@lutello3012 Shrooms come in many different strains with many different and varying effects. The kind we ate is called African Safari and it really made the absurdity of every scene cause gut busting laughter. I’ve honestly only experienced this kind of amazing laughter with friends back when I was a teenager, so to experience this level of hilarity in conjunction with good friends was a blast. There are kinds of shrooms I’ve experienced where I’d never step foot in public, but I’m glad we did in this case. Additionally, I like to criticize and analyze films, sometimes to a fault, so I love how a small amount of shrooms kinda strips that away and allows me to take in a film. The only other film I’ve seen in theaters in shrooms was Black Adam and wow that movie was ass, shrooms couldn’t save it
3:00 Rhys Ifans only did a few lines for NWH, putting Lizard in the van saved very little money because you show the Happy apartment scene, which had the tentacles and Sandman throughout the scene plus everything out those windows was CGI. I get your point, poor example.
I actually really enjoyed the movie. I went into it skeptical and expecting a dumb, mindless movie about a bear doing coke and killing people... And, well... that I _did_ receive- But I think the main difference was that a good majority of the characters weren't all soulless meatbags waiting to get slaughtered for me. I actually thought each character had their own "thing", something that made them unique and stand out from one another in a way I honestly found pretty endearing. Like I did actually get genuinely upset at some of the character deaths (For some reason Ranger Liz's death hit me hard? 💀), and the conclusions for others were also personally very fulfilling (not in any way perfect, but definitely fitting for the scale of the film overall). For me, Cocaine Bear did what most B horror/gore, shitpost type movies don't do: It made you care (to an extent, of course) about the characters.
Tbh some of the side characters namely the detective and the park ranger were the highlights for me, their characters were genuinely funny and interesting
"You can bearly tell what's going on..." See, this is why Scoot should always proofread Adum's reviews before they are published. He would never have missed that unintentional pun. :)
Hollywood's insistence of not paying for VFX, when VFX artists are the only people in Hollywood without a union, making their labor so much cheaper, just shows you that George Lucas was correct. The profit motive RUINS art/film. Film from the USSR was state funded, and all you had to do was shut up about the government, and you could make anything you wanted. They were so ahead of their time. If anyone is curious, watch "The Cranes Are Flying(1957)" and "Andrei Rublev(1966)" to see how incredible, and ahead of it's time Soviet film was. They even funded an 8 hour adaptation of "War and Peace" in 1968. It had a scene of 120,000 extras, it would cost 700 million to reproduce today, and won an Academy Award AND Golden Globe despite the run time.
Adum is desigining his vidoes like a secret society’s puzzle now. Only a true fan of YMS can hear Adum on the correct frequency. If not, you know nothing of Adum’s work. Just a genius design really.
3:55 They actually used a HUGE animatronic for most if not all scenes for the t. rex. it actually cost like half their budget. The animatronic is super complex and very life like, which is why it looks so good.
@@jamstonjulian6947 Oh I'm not saying he's wrong. Its just funny he doesn't know a well known tidbit about a very popular film with him being an unofficial film critic
I feel like this is the type of movie that should've been made by directors like Edgar Wright, Lord and Miller, James Gunn, The Daniels, etc. People who have made good comedy movies before and know how to make something not take itself too seriously and apply some entertaining style to funny concepts. Giving this to Elizabeth Banks, who hasn't successfully directed anything worth watching, was a terrible mistake. A better writer could've also been helpful.
1:33 the inconsistency of the score could be in part due to the project changing composer mid-production, ending on Mark Mothersbaugh's hands, one of the leaders of DEVO, a 70/80's new wave & synthpop cult band.
I think The best scene in the movie was the medic scene. That scene kinda gave me what I wanted, but that’s literally the LAST scene that gave me what I wanted and it’s like halfway through the movie so
Reminds me of something you said in your review of The Meg. It's really weird that Oscar-winning screenwriters like Kaufman are having trouble getting any kind of funding, but studios are willing to invest $35M into this.
On Ragnarok, the demigod Adum will rate humanity a 6/10, closer to a 5 than a 7. Then everyone on earth will die except the chosen one, Scoot, who will make some hilariously offensive comment about the corpses surrounding him.
Adam: The darkness helped to hide imperfections in the visual effects in the first Jurassic park movie. Editor: Shows clip of the giant animatronic trex they used for the scene with a mechanically shrinking pupil.
@@CorporealFixation way toward the shallow water, and as I had hoped, they followed. Once I was able to sit on the bottom of the pool I coaxed them along side of me, and I carefully started to rub their bellies. I started with him first. Just as the night before I got an immediate response from him. He rolled on his side and as I had hoped he had a huge hard on. Now my heart was pounding so hard I was sure it could be heard from 30 feet away. I carefully eased my hands down his belly toward his cock. I was very careful. A full grown Dolphin can weigh in from 350 to 600 pounds. And while they can be quite gentle, I was not sure how he would react when I started to rub his dick. Despite my confidence in his gentleness, I was relieved when he simply went limp when I started to stroke his cock. in fact he went so limp that at first I thought he may have died! But after a moment he opened his mouth about as wide as he could, his tongue doing a sort of aerobic dance. I slipped my hand up and down his shaft, carefully squeezing it every so often. It felt much like the surface of his skin, that is very firm but still soft. It was sort of knife shaped, that is wider then thick, and you could feel it move in your hands. It was about eleven inches long, about two inches wide and one and one half inch thick. The tip thinned to nearly a point and crooked down a little. Overall it was shaped nearly like his own body...very sleek and streamlined. When not in use the cock is retracted completely into the Dolphin's body through a long slit just below his belly. The slit in the male and female Dolphin are almost identical, making sex determination tricky. The best way to tell apart the sexes is by looking at the forehead. The male Dolphin's forehead, or melon, is actually a little bigger then the female's. Of course if the male has a hard on then it is pretty easy to tell males from females! When the cock is erected the slit parts in such a way that it is oval shaped. It is said that the Dolphins cock can be used like a finger and has a great deal of dexterity. That may be true, but on this occasion he did not demonstrate that ability to me. Perhaps he was to wrapped up in the experience. I found that the Dolphin seemed to like having the base of his cock rubbed the best.
The final scene in the cave was so incredibly boring and staged like they had to film against a wall. Gazebo scene went on way too long, they killed off any of the interesting characters, and it all just felt like they didn't know what genre this was.
My wife and I almost fell asleep watching this...not scary enough to be like a Jaws movie and not funny off the walls enough to be like a Sharknado...Mid was a very good descriptor. Just no characters or set pieces to care about outside that Ambulance scene for sure.
I had no idea this movie existed. Just got drunk with a buddy walk up to see what was playing and we were like. "Whoa dude Cocaine Bear lets watch it" Got a bit of a laugh thought it was ok and now i get to see Adam review a random ass movie. I feel like were all connected
The three characters that "did" cocaine, didn't actually do any. That's why they weren't high. The kids put some in their mouth and spat it out immediately, which wouldn't get them buzzed in any way. The park ranger had it blown into his face before he (spoilers!) promptly DIED. It's not like any character in this movie was snorting lines and acting sober. They definitely missed an opportunity, but no coke was genuinely ingested outside of the bears so it makes sense that nobody acted wild.
Don't you get it? Its a bear. And the bear. Ate cocaine! It's funny and unique because the bear did cocaine. The characters also acknowledge the absurdity through their dialogue so you should be laughing.
I loved the scene with the 1985 1080p VHS camcorder with a 2.39:1 color viewfinder. Camcorders always showed the tape format in the viewfinder too. 35mm still cameras have the same ratio.
This was one of those movies where the insane marketing push kind of warded me off from seeing it. The ads for this movie were playing every other commercial break for the last month, and it just came off as annoying. It's like when "Snakes on a Plane" came out and they pushed it in a similar way of highlighting the insane concept, but most people just avoided it because it was trying too hard (and was likewise a pretty mid movie).
Great video but like...where is 4K huh? Ya stream in 1440p at least right? Going by the resolution of the clips from highlights channels. It's just weird to then make 1080p YMS video. EDIT: OH so it goes right back at Universal huh :D since you only use bits from trailer that they only uploaded in 1080p.
Me and like 5 people in my theater were standing in the back for the last tenish minutes like "is it done? Please be done" lol definitely lost me after the ambulance scene
should have made "Cocaine Ninja Bear" where the bear not only finds Cocaine but also ancient Ninja scrolls, boom, an excuse to not show the bear and the movie would be called, "Cocaine Ninja Bear."
I never expected it to be a good movie. This is the type of movie you watch with friends for shits and giggles, where there's no story or lore required, just a crazy ass situation to watch and have fun with for a couple hours.
I was pretty disappointed that the only scene the premise of "a bear does cocaine and goes on a rampage" really lived up to was the ambulance scene. All other times it's just the characters going "THE BEAR DID COCAINE!!!" and then it just sort of acts as aggressive as I would think a normal bear would be if provoked.
This is basically what I was thinking. I went in hoping for it to be a lot more batshit, but it was kind of just "bear but angry"
I liked the bob scene too when he's on the roof
I personally enjoyed it but I can see what you mean since it was rated R. What I find ridiculous and a lot of people don't seem to realize is so many idiots thought this movie was going to be lighthearted.
Before I saw it I read a lot of the reviews and no joke almost every single one of the bad ones were from Parents who for some reason thought it would be ok to take their 5 year olds to an R-rated movie. I'm not even sure how they were allowed in the theater since where I'm from you have to prove through ID your over 18 to see an R rated film, but regardless it's stupid they went and expected something light and fluffy
You would be correct if this was a brown bear, but it's a black bear, who you can easily scare away by pretending to be bigger and be intimidating to the bear
@@gracehinkle3623 in my area kids can come into R-rated movies as long as they are with an adult chaperone. It is the NC-17 rating that requires everyone be over 17. It would be easy for parents that neglected their research to bring their kids in
I thought it was pretty ballsy that they showed like 10 year old kids doing coke and then they did nothing with that great comedic setup.
They didn't do coke. The kids literally spoon-fed themselves it, you're not supposed to digest it. There's a reason your nose is white af afterwards you donut.
Drew Barrymore use to do cocain as a kid all the time. With that E.T. money no doubt
They should've had the climax involve one character doing cocaine to fight the bear one on one
Yes the mum character should have been a recovering coke addict who finds she needs to do one more hit to save her daughter.
@@cmbeadle2228 And she snorts the fattest line she's ever done in her life and we get a slow mo fight scene of a 40 y/o women fistfighting a drugged up bear
Damn that sounds great actually
This is the ridiculousness I was expecting the movie to have.
why didn’t you write this
This movie is aimed at the three people who still scream "whatsaaaaap" whenever they see each other.
And Deadpool
So, Michael Scott?
Don't call out me and my sister like that
* _"WAZZAAAAAAAAAAAP!"_
The B movie genre never dissapeared; it simply adapted
The B stands for Bear, right?
@@somerandolad probably
The Bee Movie genre.
The b movie did disappear, in fact it went extinct! The b movie only existed due to drive in movie theaters, in which they would have a double feature were there was a flim people wanted to see (the A flim) and shlock (the B flim). Just the fill time they would demand more slock to be played to offset the costs of running the projectors. The straight-to-bargain-bin movie market is its modern equivalent, and they aren't built the same.
@@dahurgthedragon9010 that's why I said it didn't dissapear but adapted, it adapted into those bargain bin movies.
It's funny. You'd think that since Hollywood runs on cocaine, they'd know how to make their a movie with characters accurately high off cocaine.
None of the characters did cocaine apart from the bear
@Quantum Passport They probably have one at home like come on
Hollywood *ran* on cocaine. When it was good.
Hollywood also does a lot of a weed but it’s rare we ever see anything that’s accurate. (Like, a lot of movies show people hallucinating which is not a side effect of weed.)
@@Carnival_soda uh did we watch the same movie? Several characters either came into oral contact with cocaine or straightup swallowed shit loads of it.
Imagine if the climax was a gorilla showing up, taking cocaine, and fighting the bear. Cocaine bear vs. cocaine gorilla.
Just add a really big bear to the Kong/Godzilla universe and have all three on PCP.
Nah man they gotta set up the cocaine verse first
Sounds like a series of movies, each involving new animals ingesting new drugs
What's most frightening about bears is that they're relentless; they want to eat you and they will keep trying until they get you. Having the bear disappear removes the only potential hook.
I was hoping Margo Martindate would end up being the lead hero -- getting progressively more beaten and torn up -- yet still surviving long enough to get the killing shot on the bear.
And those kids would CERTAINLY be feeling that coke, they kinda put a lot in their mouths, and gum absorption and all...
Wait, beloved character actress Margo martindale is in this movie?
@@Ball_Fondler64 yeah she's Park Ranger Liz. absolutely steals every scene she's in. without her in the latter half of the film, that's when the movie begins to suffer
@@Ball_Fondler64 i will never see her the same
@@james_fisch She was absolutely the best character in the picture - with Isiah Junior a close second.
"I saw this movie about a BEAR that does COCAINE, and all these people had to find the COCAINE and run from the BEAR, and if they got too close to the COCAINE or the BEAR, they would die!
I think it was called _The Mammal That Couldn't Slow Down."_
This deserves more
@@notscotthensonthat joke could be considered offensive in some countries
@@Varooooooom Why I liked it
Nice
@@Varooooooom
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My issue was it wasn’t enough, for the concept it was way too tame, up the gore, up the comedy just do something to make it not seem so lacklustre, the only scene that got me into the movie was the ambulance scene as it was a scene that matched how absurd the concept of this movie is, but after that point it never got even close to as batshit and I think the finale just feels weak in comparison
This was the same issue I had with it. Didn’t go hard in the paint enough in terms of batshit insanity. Remarkably underwhelming.
It should have been a Troma style production, just constant insanity
Another comment on this video raised a really good point about the film. For most of the scenes when the bear was attacking, it didn’t come across as anything unique that only could have happened with the bear being on cocaine.
The finale is the only remotely funny or good part, too. The ambulance scene had such potential for a gore reveal but no, it's nothing and the other two characters who die do it in such lame ways. Like the only remotely violent part you see is the guy's hand being fucked up after the bear leaves his body but that's it, the girl in the ambulance couldve gotten up like nothing happened and I don't think anyone would've said she should've died there. We could've seen the ranger's face after the chase and it would've been perfect but no.
To be fair to the lighting department, outdoor scenes were filmed over here in Ireland which is famous for not getting a lot of sun.
They really dropped the ball with the "bear's vagina" joke. They could have had the character lose their shoes performing a "really good idea" they had from the coke, be barefoot when the bear falls on them, and say they know it's female because their foot is stuck in the bear. It adds complications to the scene, it's a pun, it showcases coke behavior, and it's no dumber of a joke than the original.
So many cooks in this kitchen and none of them graduated culinary school
Sounds like you justed wanted to see Alden Ehrenreich's feet.
Release the soundless cut!
THE SOUNDING CUT
Wonder how that happened.
I assume the "vagina on my ear" line was originally "vagina on my dick", but someone decided this was going too far in a movie called Cocaine Bear.
Likely something of the bear's was in/on his ass, actually... and it wasn't female. Censored right out for rating, probably.
That line would make even less sense. The guy was lying on his stomach.
@@AlexandrePlissken Ummm... Tommy Wiseau?
that MAP joke at the end of this video was fucking astounding, 10/10
I'm excited to hear this one. I work at a locally owned theater and typically business is a bit slow, but so many fucking people have been showing up for Coke Bear. It's honestly getting obnoxious lmao, but I'm glad we're getting steady business.
Missed opportunity by not selling cocaine at the concession booth.
@@Bubbles-qy6wk We couldn't get a cocaine license in time unfortunately.
When I saw it the theater was empty
@@hipnhappenin I expected it to bring in an eh, average amount of people. Not sell out every single showing for 7 days straight. The last few days it's finally simmered down. Since the theater is unconventional (music venue, also art house, also restaurant and bar) I think there was extra appeal in seeing it here. Nobody I fuckin talk to who just goes to Cinemark n shit has seen it.
@@HaggisDruid i saw it at cinemark
Absolutely good take
Edit: also never realized that Electro’s redesign in the new film was 100% to cut costs on makeup and CG
It does look a lot better, to be fair
@@wanderingrandomer Yeah it has to be about cutting costs and saving money it couldn’t just be that Jaime Fox looks better than the blue men in tasm 2
@@HectorLopez0217 well… they could take that design and improve on it. Could also be Foxx didn’t want to do all that makeup for a minor role
There are also multiple versions of electro depending on the universe. Ultimate Spider-Man had an Electro more akin to what we see in the Amazing Spider-Man, while most people are familiar with the 60/90’s version of the character with the cheesy green suit and Star shaped yellow lightning mask. It’s looks like they wanted to a more grounded kind of look and split the difference.
Idk, if they truely were doing what adam was talking about, Sandman wouldn't have been CGI
"Hollywood needs to make more original stories"
The original stories:
Its not even original though, the concept is a dumb reddit post. Just because the basic concept hasn't been done in the same format doesn't make it original. It has to say or accomplish something that hasn't been done to death already. This type of movie has already been made many times before and this movie offers nothing new or innovative.
@@gonkdroid9325 It's based on a true story (loosely)
Sad part is pretty much everything here *is* original apart from the most basic plot synopsis of "bear did cocaine." No one died and the bear just was kinda losing it the whole time and didn't know where it was. Meanwhile in this movie, everyone has to die in absurd ways for little to no reason, by the bear or not.
I'm very happy that they made this mid movie. I miss them so much. It's like a breath of fresh air in the middle of all the regurgitated mega high budget movies that is made to be profitable.
Disturbing that these days 35 mill is a mid movie but we do live in strange times!
The fact that it got a "Mid" from Adam is the biggest plot twist I never saw coming.
0:03 I hope Adum saying "MID" with reverb becomes a meme XD
I'm really glad I'm not the only one that cares more about the "how" than the "what". It's why I get annoyed when people complain about minor spoilers with anything, it just tells me they only care about events and not the actual story. I wanna know *why* Snape killed Dumbledore, while others act like the entire movie is ruined because they know Snape killed Dumbledore. Hell, one of my favorite movies is Pans Labyrinth, and that movie starts with a spoiler. People that care about spoilers would turn the movie off and complain without questioning how the protagonist ended up in that spot. Of course that's an exaggeration, but you get my point.
Lol this reminded of back when Infinity War came out and a kid in my grade spoiled it for another kid since the 2nd kid wouldn't go to the movies if the 1st kid went. The tickets were already payed for. This was a whole group thing, too. The kid who got the movie spoiled proceeded to act how you expected. That 1st kid would grow up to be one of the most unique and interesting people I know. The 2nd one well he's still an arrogant douchebag. I don't know why your commented reminded me of this but I'm glad it did. I forgot all about it.
"You can BEARly tell what is going on" - YMS
Ah, another person who noticed. :D
I can't believe the bear did cocaine!!
I CLAPPED WHEN I SAW IT
@@Harry_S._Plinkett IT BROKE NEW GROUND!
@@Harry_S._Plinkett Oh, hi, Mr. Plinkett. I swear I'm working on your VCR!
I saw Cocaine Bear with friends while we were all on shrooms and it was one of the most hilarious experiences of my life
Ya it’s much better with friends. I had a blast
Wouldnt see it on shrooms though. Adam recommends Vulfpeck at Madison Square Garden for that.
@@spimbles Not my idea of a good shroom trip but be my guest if you know what you're doing!
@@lutello3012 Shrooms come in many different strains with many different and varying effects. The kind we ate is called African Safari and it really made the absurdity of every scene cause gut busting laughter. I’ve honestly only experienced this kind of amazing laughter with friends back when I was a teenager, so to experience this level of hilarity in conjunction with good friends was a blast.
There are kinds of shrooms I’ve experienced where I’d never step foot in public, but I’m glad we did in this case.
Additionally, I like to criticize and analyze films, sometimes to a fault, so I love how a small amount of shrooms kinda strips that away and allows me to take in a film.
The only other film I’ve seen in theaters in shrooms was Black Adam and wow that movie was ass, shrooms couldn’t save it
3:00 Rhys Ifans only did a few lines for NWH, putting Lizard in the van saved very little money because you show the Happy apartment scene, which had the tentacles and Sandman throughout the scene plus everything out those windows was CGI. I get your point, poor example.
Man was so excited he forgot to download the first video with sound
That was fast you got the second vid up though
I mean did we really expect some kind of quality from the person who gave us the Charlie's Angels reboot?
Definitely a film to watch with friends. It’s a much better experience!
At least this was better than the Charlie’s Angels reboot.
I actually really enjoyed the movie. I went into it skeptical and expecting a dumb, mindless movie about a bear doing coke and killing people... And, well... that I _did_ receive- But I think the main difference was that a good majority of the characters weren't all soulless meatbags waiting to get slaughtered for me. I actually thought each character had their own "thing", something that made them unique and stand out from one another in a way I honestly found pretty endearing. Like I did actually get genuinely upset at some of the character deaths (For some reason Ranger Liz's death hit me hard? 💀), and the conclusions for others were also personally very fulfilling (not in any way perfect, but definitely fitting for the scale of the film overall). For me, Cocaine Bear did what most B horror/gore, shitpost type movies don't do: It made you care (to an extent, of course) about the characters.
Ranger Liz got a super gory death and i wasn’t expecting it. i involuntarily screamed when *that part* happened
VelociPastor will always be my gold standard of Good Bad movie.
It did strike me as one of those where the premise is inherently funnier than any of the jokes. But that's just going off the trailer
Tbh some of the side characters namely the detective and the park ranger were the highlights for me, their characters were genuinely funny and interesting
"You can bearly tell what's going on..."
See, this is why Scoot should always proofread Adum's reviews before they are published. He would never have missed that unintentional pun. :)
Hollywood's insistence of not paying for VFX, when VFX artists are the only people in Hollywood without a union, making their labor so much cheaper, just shows you that George Lucas was correct. The profit motive RUINS art/film. Film from the USSR was state funded, and all you had to do was shut up about the government, and you could make anything you wanted. They were so ahead of their time. If anyone is curious, watch "The Cranes Are Flying(1957)" and "Andrei Rublev(1966)" to see how incredible, and ahead of it's time Soviet film was. They even funded an 8 hour adaptation of "War and Peace" in 1968. It had a scene of 120,000 extras, it would cost 700 million to reproduce today, and won an Academy Award AND Golden Globe despite the run time.
It's nice to see Gus Johnson starring in a blockbuster
Yeah
2:47 You have Sandman, a fully CG character, in the apartment too as well as the CG components of every other character (like Doc Oc's tentacle arms).
7:15 - this is so ironic, because most American comedy movies already sound like everyone's on coke. Now it's appropriate and they don't
based on a true story where bear did cocaine but just dropped dead after, it didnt attack anyone
Damn it feels good to finally hear your voice again 😉
what are you gay?
@@GreenLightMe yea
@@GreenLightMe I'm too gay to lift
im glad adam would never be gay
Bro winky face? 🤨📸
Adum is desigining his vidoes like a secret society’s puzzle now. Only a true fan of YMS can hear Adum on the correct frequency. If not, you know nothing of Adum’s work. Just a genius design really.
What, for real?
8:00 Adam being really disappointed that no proper animal facesitting took place...
A 5-minute SNL skit, runtime 95 minutes.
This is just the newest iteration of Snakes on a Plane, and I'm all here for it
3:55 They actually used a HUGE animatronic for most if not all scenes for the t. rex. it actually cost like half their budget. The animatronic is super complex and very life like, which is why it looks so good.
Weird how he doesn't know this well known movie fact lol
@upsetjuice That doesn't negate his point. The nighttime CG is still there and still looks damn good
@@jamstonjulian6947 Oh I'm not saying he's wrong. Its just funny he doesn't know a well known tidbit about a very popular film with him being an unofficial film critic
the bear did cocaine.
YMS from the 1920s, before talkies took over
Ah yes, Joe Rogan’s most anticipated film to watch this year!
I would have thought that would be Congo... Has he ever seen a chimp?
@@All4Tanuki pull that up Jamie
No he's waiting on DMT Bear coming out this Christmas.
@@VaporeonEnjoyer1 DMT Elf
I feel like this is the type of movie that should've been made by directors like Edgar Wright, Lord and Miller, James Gunn, The Daniels, etc. People who have made good comedy movies before and know how to make something not take itself too seriously and apply some entertaining style to funny concepts. Giving this to Elizabeth Banks, who hasn't successfully directed anything worth watching, was a terrible mistake. A better writer could've also been helpful.
I bet Joe Rogan would love this movie.
He will
Nah, people who unironically consume Joe Rogan whilst pretending they consume him ironically would love this movie.
@@padawansound6423 No pretense here, if you're referring to me. I enjoy his podcast.
I bet Joe Rogan would love the sequel: DMT Bear
"Ig we don't have to pay for the animation for a couple more shot, oh" lmfao
A video with sound? Revolutionary
1:33 the inconsistency of the score could be in part due to the project changing composer mid-production, ending on Mark Mothersbaugh's hands, one of the leaders of DEVO, a 70/80's new wave & synthpop cult band.
I think The best scene in the movie was the medic scene. That scene kinda gave me what I wanted, but that’s literally the LAST scene that gave me what I wanted and it’s like halfway through the movie so
Reminds me of something you said in your review of The Meg. It's really weird that Oscar-winning screenwriters like Kaufman are having trouble getting any kind of funding, but studios are willing to invest $35M into this.
The secret is the number of producers. A lot of people got paid making this film.
I love when you make videos in this format ❤❤
If they didn't call the bear Pablo escobear they've failed the source material
"Probably not the worst thing in theaters right now" should have been the tagline.
I want to congratulate Adam for his weight loss. Cutting yourself down to a floating head takes a lot of work and commitment, but he pulled it off. 👍
Yeah and he should quit now while he's ahead
Yeah pulling it off is how I would do it too
saves on the animation budget
@@NMahonunderrated comment
Junji ito storyline
This movie is like one of those south park Gags about stupid Hollywood movies with Rob Schneider
0:03 this is the last sound humanity will make before we get swallowed by the sun
On Ragnarok, the demigod Adum will rate humanity a 6/10, closer to a 5 than a 7. Then everyone on earth will die except the chosen one, Scoot, who will make some hilariously offensive comment about the corpses surrounding him.
"...with no real vision..."
Directed by Elizabeth Banks.
Not going to connect those dots deliberately, but the synergy is there.
At this point it seems that it would be cheaper to make an animatronic bear and it would look better, so what’s the point of the cgi
Real portrayal: Bear does cocaine. Bear, DeCaprio and McConaughey join wall street firm.
Fuck yes
great movie to drink a $12 mango white claw while watching
Love you!! Thanks for reuploading
Xo
Adam:
The darkness helped to hide imperfections in the visual effects in the first Jurassic park movie.
Editor:
Shows clip of the giant animatronic trex they used for the scene with a mechanically shrinking pupil.
Can’t wait for pcp platypus!
Methamphetamine Mandrill.
Ayahuasca aardvark
It has been established that Viagra Dolphin will be next.
@@CorporealFixation way toward the shallow water, and as I had hoped, they followed. Once I was able to sit on the bottom of the pool I coaxed them along side of me, and I carefully started to rub their bellies. I started with him first. Just as the night before I got an immediate response from him. He rolled on his side and as I had hoped he had a huge hard on. Now my heart was pounding so hard I was sure it could be heard from 30 feet away.
I carefully eased my hands down his belly toward his cock. I was very careful. A full grown Dolphin can weigh in from 350 to 600 pounds. And while they can be quite gentle, I was not sure how he would react when I started to rub his dick. Despite my confidence in his gentleness, I was relieved when he simply went limp when I started to stroke his cock. in fact he went so limp that at first I thought he may have died! But after a moment he opened his mouth about as wide as he could, his tongue doing a sort of aerobic dance.
I slipped my hand up and down his shaft, carefully squeezing it every so often. It felt much like the surface of his skin, that is very firm but still soft. It was sort of knife shaped, that is wider then thick, and you could feel it move in your hands. It was about eleven inches long, about two inches wide and one and one half inch thick. The tip thinned to nearly a point and crooked down a little. Overall it was shaped nearly like his own body...very sleek and streamlined. When not in use the cock is retracted completely into the Dolphin's body through a long slit just below his belly.
The slit in the male and female Dolphin are almost identical, making sex determination tricky. The best way to tell apart the sexes is by looking at the forehead. The male Dolphin's forehead, or melon, is actually a little bigger then the female's. Of course if the male has a hard on then it is pretty easy to tell males from females! When the cock is erected the slit parts in such a way that it is oval shaped.
It is said that the Dolphins cock can be used like a finger and has a great deal of dexterity. That may be true, but on this occasion he did not demonstrate that ability to me. Perhaps he was to wrapped up in the experience. I found that the Dolphin seemed to like having the base of his cock rubbed the best.
Perry hit hard times after the OWCA laid him off. He was so obsessed with fighting Doof, but now he decided to swap one addiction got another....
The first five seconds of this video made me glad I didn’t see this in theaters yesterday lmao! Love your content man
2:37 it’s not like there’s a guy made entirely of sand or a guy with CGI metal tentacle arms in every shot or anything like that
The final scene in the cave was so incredibly boring and staged like they had to film against a wall. Gazebo scene went on way too long, they killed off any of the interesting characters, and it all just felt like they didn't know what genre this was.
My wife and I almost fell asleep watching this...not scary enough to be like a Jaws movie and not funny off the walls enough to be like a Sharknado...Mid was a very good descriptor. Just no characters or set pieces to care about outside that Ambulance scene for sure.
"The bear character was sometimes annoying."
Did the bear talk?
I had no idea this movie existed. Just got drunk with a buddy walk up to see what was playing and we were like. "Whoa dude Cocaine Bear lets watch it" Got a bit of a laugh thought it was ok and now i get to see Adam review a random ass movie. I feel like were all connected
The three characters that "did" cocaine, didn't actually do any. That's why they weren't high. The kids put some in their mouth and spat it out immediately, which wouldn't get them buzzed in any way. The park ranger had it blown into his face before he (spoilers!) promptly DIED. It's not like any character in this movie was snorting lines and acting sober. They definitely missed an opportunity, but no coke was genuinely ingested outside of the bears so it makes sense that nobody acted wild.
LITERALLYYYY THOOO
FR
Don't you get it? Its a bear. And the bear. Ate cocaine! It's funny and unique because the bear did cocaine. The characters also acknowledge the absurdity through their dialogue so you should be laughing.
MID *echoes through eternity*
I loved the scene with the 1985 1080p VHS camcorder with a 2.39:1 color viewfinder. Camcorders always showed the tape format in the viewfinder too. 35mm still cameras have the same ratio.
This was one of those movies where the insane marketing push kind of warded me off from seeing it. The ads for this movie were playing every other commercial break for the last month, and it just came off as annoying. It's like when "Snakes on a Plane" came out and they pushed it in a similar way of highlighting the insane concept, but most people just avoided it because it was trying too hard (and was likewise a pretty mid movie).
Great video but like...where is 4K huh?
Ya stream in 1440p at least right? Going by the resolution of the clips from highlights channels.
It's just weird to then make 1080p YMS video.
EDIT: OH so it goes right back at Universal huh :D since you only use bits from trailer that they only uploaded in 1080p.
3:49 The shot of the t-rex's head from inside the car used an animatronic. I'm not sure about the eyes but everything else was really there.
2:50 they did the exact same thing with king shark in that suicide squad movie now that I think about it.
Me and like 5 people in my theater were standing in the back for the last tenish minutes like "is it done? Please be done" lol definitely lost me after the ambulance scene
2:25 Right. That reminds me of the movie Godzilla. I think they didn't show Godzilla very much
Watching this movie while drunk is the best way to watch it
Should have had the Coen Brothers direct this one
Is that Scott Weiss, the guy who did those funny retail videos or whatever?
But we shall never get the Grizzlyshark movie we all deserve.
"It WaS suPPosEd to BE DuMb anD SiLlY. WhY arE YOu so cYniCAL??!!!"
"so i just saw cocaine bear and it was M I D." -yms 2023
Grizzly (1976) remains the peak bear attack movie.
I can’t wait for “the asylum presents: heroin gorilla”
I honestly couldn’t believe it when I first got the trailer as an ad for a yt video.
THANK YOU 4:42
its not about WHAT happens "oh da bear did dwugs and funniez"
but HOW it happened..
In the theater, I leaned over and told my girlfriend:
"Oh my God!! That's esteemed character actress Margot Martindale!"
"Who?!"
"🥺 never mind"
*Esteemed Character Actress and Former Fugitive from the Law Margo Martindale
The Asylum is actually making a movie, called "Attack of the Meth Gator" to cash-in on the Cocaine Bear hype and marketing
should have made "Cocaine Ninja Bear" where the bear not only finds Cocaine but also ancient Ninja scrolls, boom, an excuse to not show the bear and the movie would be called, "Cocaine Ninja Bear."
movies like this give me hope as a writer because if concepts like this are given 35 million dollars I gotta be able to make it
I never expected it to be a good movie. This is the type of movie you watch with friends for shits and giggles, where there's no story or lore required, just a crazy ass situation to watch and have fun with for a couple hours.