Cocaine Bear Review - YMS

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  • Опубликовано: 8 янв 2025

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  • @goosefrabba127
    @goosefrabba127 Год назад +1547

    I was pretty disappointed that the only scene the premise of "a bear does cocaine and goes on a rampage" really lived up to was the ambulance scene. All other times it's just the characters going "THE BEAR DID COCAINE!!!" and then it just sort of acts as aggressive as I would think a normal bear would be if provoked.

    • @shadytriceratops
      @shadytriceratops Год назад +158

      This is basically what I was thinking. I went in hoping for it to be a lot more batshit, but it was kind of just "bear but angry"

    • @BehPoker
      @BehPoker Год назад +9

      I liked the bob scene too when he's on the roof

    • @gracehinkle3623
      @gracehinkle3623 Год назад +38

      I personally enjoyed it but I can see what you mean since it was rated R. What I find ridiculous and a lot of people don't seem to realize is so many idiots thought this movie was going to be lighthearted.
      Before I saw it I read a lot of the reviews and no joke almost every single one of the bad ones were from Parents who for some reason thought it would be ok to take their 5 year olds to an R-rated movie. I'm not even sure how they were allowed in the theater since where I'm from you have to prove through ID your over 18 to see an R rated film, but regardless it's stupid they went and expected something light and fluffy

    • @buragi5441
      @buragi5441 Год назад +20

      You would be correct if this was a brown bear, but it's a black bear, who you can easily scare away by pretending to be bigger and be intimidating to the bear

    • @crimsonsol124
      @crimsonsol124 Год назад

      @@gracehinkle3623 in my area kids can come into R-rated movies as long as they are with an adult chaperone. It is the NC-17 rating that requires everyone be over 17. It would be easy for parents that neglected their research to bring their kids in

  • @stephengrigg5988
    @stephengrigg5988 Год назад +445

    I thought it was pretty ballsy that they showed like 10 year old kids doing coke and then they did nothing with that great comedic setup.

    • @joshuatucker7331
      @joshuatucker7331 Год назад

      They didn't do coke. The kids literally spoon-fed themselves it, you're not supposed to digest it. There's a reason your nose is white af afterwards you donut.

    • @jebes909090
      @jebes909090 Год назад

      Drew Barrymore use to do cocain as a kid all the time. With that E.T. money no doubt

  • @upsetjuice
    @upsetjuice Год назад +460

    They should've had the climax involve one character doing cocaine to fight the bear one on one

    • @cmbeadle2228
      @cmbeadle2228 Год назад +74

      Yes the mum character should have been a recovering coke addict who finds she needs to do one more hit to save her daughter.

    • @destinpatterson1644
      @destinpatterson1644 Год назад +2

      ​@@cmbeadle2228 And she snorts the fattest line she's ever done in her life and we get a slow mo fight scene of a 40 y/o women fistfighting a drugged up bear

    • @redgarlicbred6228
      @redgarlicbred6228 Год назад +24

      Damn that sounds great actually

    • @kevins9406
      @kevins9406 Год назад +25

      This is the ridiculousness I was expecting the movie to have.

    • @natalie_the_ratalie
      @natalie_the_ratalie Год назад +9

      why didn’t you write this

  • @jfdiseg
    @jfdiseg Год назад +216

    This movie is aimed at the three people who still scream "whatsaaaaap" whenever they see each other.

  • @nyancat.123
    @nyancat.123 Год назад +1681

    The B movie genre never dissapeared; it simply adapted

    • @somerandolad
      @somerandolad Год назад +126

      The B stands for Bear, right?

    • @nyancat.123
      @nyancat.123 Год назад +43

      ​@@somerandolad probably

    • @dahurgthedragon9010
      @dahurgthedragon9010 Год назад +65

      The Bee Movie genre.

    • @diegodankquixote-wry3242
      @diegodankquixote-wry3242 Год назад +47

      The b movie did disappear, in fact it went extinct! The b movie only existed due to drive in movie theaters, in which they would have a double feature were there was a flim people wanted to see (the A flim) and shlock (the B flim). Just the fill time they would demand more slock to be played to offset the costs of running the projectors. The straight-to-bargain-bin movie market is its modern equivalent, and they aren't built the same.

    • @nyancat.123
      @nyancat.123 Год назад +16

      ​@@dahurgthedragon9010 that's why I said it didn't dissapear but adapted, it adapted into those bargain bin movies.

  • @ArtsyStarleta
    @ArtsyStarleta Год назад +395

    It's funny. You'd think that since Hollywood runs on cocaine, they'd know how to make their a movie with characters accurately high off cocaine.

    • @Carnival_soda
      @Carnival_soda Год назад +5

      None of the characters did cocaine apart from the bear

    • @TurtleGamers1
      @TurtleGamers1 Год назад +5

      @Quantum Passport They probably have one at home like come on

    • @Wanup_Vodka
      @Wanup_Vodka Год назад

      Hollywood *ran* on cocaine. When it was good.

    • @LateNightTableCo
      @LateNightTableCo Год назад +17

      Hollywood also does a lot of a weed but it’s rare we ever see anything that’s accurate. (Like, a lot of movies show people hallucinating which is not a side effect of weed.)

    • @verde7595
      @verde7595 Год назад

      @@Carnival_soda uh did we watch the same movie? Several characters either came into oral contact with cocaine or straightup swallowed shit loads of it.

  • @venomz8888
    @venomz8888 Год назад +74

    Imagine if the climax was a gorilla showing up, taking cocaine, and fighting the bear. Cocaine bear vs. cocaine gorilla.

    • @VaporeonEnjoyer1
      @VaporeonEnjoyer1 Год назад +6

      Just add a really big bear to the Kong/Godzilla universe and have all three on PCP.

    • @garlicamvs6235
      @garlicamvs6235 Год назад +9

      Nah man they gotta set up the cocaine verse first

    • @seanmatthewking
      @seanmatthewking 7 месяцев назад

      Sounds like a series of movies, each involving new animals ingesting new drugs

  • @aarondavis8943
    @aarondavis8943 Год назад +42

    What's most frightening about bears is that they're relentless; they want to eat you and they will keep trying until they get you. Having the bear disappear removes the only potential hook.

  • @mrmusickhimself
    @mrmusickhimself Год назад +234

    I was hoping Margo Martindate would end up being the lead hero -- getting progressively more beaten and torn up -- yet still surviving long enough to get the killing shot on the bear.
    And those kids would CERTAINLY be feeling that coke, they kinda put a lot in their mouths, and gum absorption and all...

    • @Ball_Fondler64
      @Ball_Fondler64 Год назад +21

      Wait, beloved character actress Margo martindale is in this movie?

    • @james_fisch
      @james_fisch Год назад +26

      @@Ball_Fondler64 yeah she's Park Ranger Liz. absolutely steals every scene she's in. without her in the latter half of the film, that's when the movie begins to suffer

    • @alliecat4787
      @alliecat4787 Год назад +3

      @@Ball_Fondler64 i will never see her the same

    • @awordabout...3061
      @awordabout...3061 Год назад

      @@james_fisch She was absolutely the best character in the picture - with Isiah Junior a close second.

  • @benabramowitz18
    @benabramowitz18 Год назад +219

    "I saw this movie about a BEAR that does COCAINE, and all these people had to find the COCAINE and run from the BEAR, and if they got too close to the COCAINE or the BEAR, they would die!
    I think it was called _The Mammal That Couldn't Slow Down."_

  • @josephapsey9965
    @josephapsey9965 Год назад +87

    My issue was it wasn’t enough, for the concept it was way too tame, up the gore, up the comedy just do something to make it not seem so lacklustre, the only scene that got me into the movie was the ambulance scene as it was a scene that matched how absurd the concept of this movie is, but after that point it never got even close to as batshit and I think the finale just feels weak in comparison

    • @1stMarDiv4341
      @1stMarDiv4341 Год назад +7

      This was the same issue I had with it. Didn’t go hard in the paint enough in terms of batshit insanity. Remarkably underwhelming.

    • @destinpatterson1644
      @destinpatterson1644 Год назад +4

      It should have been a Troma style production, just constant insanity

    • @CoOlKyUbI96
      @CoOlKyUbI96 Год назад +6

      Another comment on this video raised a really good point about the film. For most of the scenes when the bear was attacking, it didn’t come across as anything unique that only could have happened with the bear being on cocaine.

    • @disposable_income_andy
      @disposable_income_andy Год назад +1

      The finale is the only remotely funny or good part, too. The ambulance scene had such potential for a gore reveal but no, it's nothing and the other two characters who die do it in such lame ways. Like the only remotely violent part you see is the guy's hand being fucked up after the bear leaves his body but that's it, the girl in the ambulance couldve gotten up like nothing happened and I don't think anyone would've said she should've died there. We could've seen the ranger's face after the chase and it would've been perfect but no.

  • @splitradix
    @splitradix Год назад +23

    To be fair to the lighting department, outdoor scenes were filmed over here in Ireland which is famous for not getting a lot of sun.

  • @brookejon3695
    @brookejon3695 Год назад +118

    They really dropped the ball with the "bear's vagina" joke. They could have had the character lose their shoes performing a "really good idea" they had from the coke, be barefoot when the bear falls on them, and say they know it's female because their foot is stuck in the bear. It adds complications to the scene, it's a pun, it showcases coke behavior, and it's no dumber of a joke than the original.
    So many cooks in this kitchen and none of them graduated culinary school

    • @wyattmunger5529
      @wyattmunger5529 Год назад +1

      Sounds like you justed wanted to see Alden Ehrenreich's feet.

  • @b00psn00t
    @b00psn00t Год назад +140

    Release the soundless cut!

  • @ThreadBomb
    @ThreadBomb Год назад +66

    I assume the "vagina on my ear" line was originally "vagina on my dick", but someone decided this was going too far in a movie called Cocaine Bear.

    • @Tormental
      @Tormental Год назад

      Likely something of the bear's was in/on his ass, actually... and it wasn't female. Censored right out for rating, probably.

    • @AlexandrePlissken
      @AlexandrePlissken Год назад +11

      That line would make even less sense. The guy was lying on his stomach.

    • @VicenteTorresAliasVits
      @VicenteTorresAliasVits 8 месяцев назад

      @@AlexandrePlissken Ummm... Tommy Wiseau?

  • @SonOfAGunYYH
    @SonOfAGunYYH Год назад +19

    that MAP joke at the end of this video was fucking astounding, 10/10

  • @HaggisDruid
    @HaggisDruid Год назад +264

    I'm excited to hear this one. I work at a locally owned theater and typically business is a bit slow, but so many fucking people have been showing up for Coke Bear. It's honestly getting obnoxious lmao, but I'm glad we're getting steady business.

    • @Bubbles-qy6wk
      @Bubbles-qy6wk Год назад +64

      Missed opportunity by not selling cocaine at the concession booth.

    • @HaggisDruid
      @HaggisDruid Год назад +48

      @@Bubbles-qy6wk We couldn't get a cocaine license in time unfortunately.

    • @hipnhappenin
      @hipnhappenin Год назад +2

      When I saw it the theater was empty

    • @HaggisDruid
      @HaggisDruid Год назад +11

      @@hipnhappenin I expected it to bring in an eh, average amount of people. Not sell out every single showing for 7 days straight. The last few days it's finally simmered down. Since the theater is unconventional (music venue, also art house, also restaurant and bar) I think there was extra appeal in seeing it here. Nobody I fuckin talk to who just goes to Cinemark n shit has seen it.

    • @janthran
      @janthran Год назад

      @@HaggisDruid i saw it at cinemark

  • @YungM.D.
    @YungM.D. Год назад +119

    Absolutely good take
    Edit: also never realized that Electro’s redesign in the new film was 100% to cut costs on makeup and CG

    • @wanderingrandomer
      @wanderingrandomer Год назад +39

      It does look a lot better, to be fair

    • @HectorLopez0217
      @HectorLopez0217 Год назад +6

      @@wanderingrandomer Yeah it has to be about cutting costs and saving money it couldn’t just be that Jaime Fox looks better than the blue men in tasm 2

    • @YungM.D.
      @YungM.D. Год назад +4

      @@HectorLopez0217 well… they could take that design and improve on it. Could also be Foxx didn’t want to do all that makeup for a minor role

    • @LateNightTableCo
      @LateNightTableCo Год назад +2

      There are also multiple versions of electro depending on the universe. Ultimate Spider-Man had an Electro more akin to what we see in the Amazing Spider-Man, while most people are familiar with the 60/90’s version of the character with the cheesy green suit and Star shaped yellow lightning mask. It’s looks like they wanted to a more grounded kind of look and split the difference.

    • @halbix
      @halbix Год назад +2

      Idk, if they truely were doing what adam was talking about, Sandman wouldn't have been CGI

  • @PlatinumAltaria
    @PlatinumAltaria Год назад +86

    "Hollywood needs to make more original stories"
    The original stories:

    • @gonkdroid9325
      @gonkdroid9325 Год назад +8

      Its not even original though, the concept is a dumb reddit post. Just because the basic concept hasn't been done in the same format doesn't make it original. It has to say or accomplish something that hasn't been done to death already. This type of movie has already been made many times before and this movie offers nothing new or innovative.

    • @AuralayKristine
      @AuralayKristine Год назад +9

      @@gonkdroid9325 It's based on a true story (loosely)

    • @disposable_income_andy
      @disposable_income_andy Год назад +2

      Sad part is pretty much everything here *is* original apart from the most basic plot synopsis of "bear did cocaine." No one died and the bear just was kinda losing it the whole time and didn't know where it was. Meanwhile in this movie, everyone has to die in absurd ways for little to no reason, by the bear or not.

  • @RasEli03
    @RasEli03 Год назад +64

    I'm very happy that they made this mid movie. I miss them so much. It's like a breath of fresh air in the middle of all the regurgitated mega high budget movies that is made to be profitable.

    • @rhiannejones3815
      @rhiannejones3815 Год назад +5

      Disturbing that these days 35 mill is a mid movie but we do live in strange times!

  • @XzMondayNightzX
    @XzMondayNightzX Год назад +53

    The fact that it got a "Mid" from Adam is the biggest plot twist I never saw coming.

  • @SonicHaXD
    @SonicHaXD Год назад +14

    0:03 I hope Adum saying "MID" with reverb becomes a meme XD

  • @The_Real_Frisbee
    @The_Real_Frisbee Год назад +20

    I'm really glad I'm not the only one that cares more about the "how" than the "what". It's why I get annoyed when people complain about minor spoilers with anything, it just tells me they only care about events and not the actual story. I wanna know *why* Snape killed Dumbledore, while others act like the entire movie is ruined because they know Snape killed Dumbledore. Hell, one of my favorite movies is Pans Labyrinth, and that movie starts with a spoiler. People that care about spoilers would turn the movie off and complain without questioning how the protagonist ended up in that spot. Of course that's an exaggeration, but you get my point.

    • @Pegarexucorn
      @Pegarexucorn Год назад +1

      Lol this reminded of back when Infinity War came out and a kid in my grade spoiled it for another kid since the 2nd kid wouldn't go to the movies if the 1st kid went. The tickets were already payed for. This was a whole group thing, too. The kid who got the movie spoiled proceeded to act how you expected. That 1st kid would grow up to be one of the most unique and interesting people I know. The 2nd one well he's still an arrogant douchebag. I don't know why your commented reminded me of this but I'm glad it did. I forgot all about it.

  • @HonsHon
    @HonsHon Год назад +18

    "You can BEARly tell what is going on" - YMS

    • @casbyness
      @casbyness Год назад +2

      Ah, another person who noticed. :D

  • @eyvweblog
    @eyvweblog Год назад +44

    I can't believe the bear did cocaine!!

  • @Tdrummer888
    @Tdrummer888 Год назад +132

    I saw Cocaine Bear with friends while we were all on shrooms and it was one of the most hilarious experiences of my life

    • @jonathanwilson7949
      @jonathanwilson7949 Год назад +8

      Ya it’s much better with friends. I had a blast

    • @lutello3012
      @lutello3012 Год назад +1

      Wouldnt see it on shrooms though. Adam recommends Vulfpeck at Madison Square Garden for that.

    • @lutello3012
      @lutello3012 Год назад +1

      @@spimbles Not my idea of a good shroom trip but be my guest if you know what you're doing!

    • @Tdrummer888
      @Tdrummer888 Год назад +2

      @@lutello3012 Shrooms come in many different strains with many different and varying effects. The kind we ate is called African Safari and it really made the absurdity of every scene cause gut busting laughter. I’ve honestly only experienced this kind of amazing laughter with friends back when I was a teenager, so to experience this level of hilarity in conjunction with good friends was a blast.
      There are kinds of shrooms I’ve experienced where I’d never step foot in public, but I’m glad we did in this case.
      Additionally, I like to criticize and analyze films, sometimes to a fault, so I love how a small amount of shrooms kinda strips that away and allows me to take in a film.
      The only other film I’ve seen in theaters in shrooms was Black Adam and wow that movie was ass, shrooms couldn’t save it

  • @darrenhusted
    @darrenhusted Год назад +1

    3:00 Rhys Ifans only did a few lines for NWH, putting Lizard in the van saved very little money because you show the Happy apartment scene, which had the tentacles and Sandman throughout the scene plus everything out those windows was CGI. I get your point, poor example.

  • @Naknave
    @Naknave Год назад +11

    Man was so excited he forgot to download the first video with sound

    • @Naknave
      @Naknave Год назад

      That was fast you got the second vid up though

  • @saulothebebop2581
    @saulothebebop2581 Год назад +26

    I mean did we really expect some kind of quality from the person who gave us the Charlie's Angels reboot?

  • @beanbean9364
    @beanbean9364 Год назад +23

    Definitely a film to watch with friends. It’s a much better experience!

  • @brandonmclendon5368
    @brandonmclendon5368 Год назад +20

    At least this was better than the Charlie’s Angels reboot.

  • @darthmaulification215
    @darthmaulification215 Год назад +102

    I actually really enjoyed the movie. I went into it skeptical and expecting a dumb, mindless movie about a bear doing coke and killing people... And, well... that I _did_ receive- But I think the main difference was that a good majority of the characters weren't all soulless meatbags waiting to get slaughtered for me. I actually thought each character had their own "thing", something that made them unique and stand out from one another in a way I honestly found pretty endearing. Like I did actually get genuinely upset at some of the character deaths (For some reason Ranger Liz's death hit me hard? 💀), and the conclusions for others were also personally very fulfilling (not in any way perfect, but definitely fitting for the scale of the film overall). For me, Cocaine Bear did what most B horror/gore, shitpost type movies don't do: It made you care (to an extent, of course) about the characters.

    • @natalie_the_ratalie
      @natalie_the_ratalie Год назад +5

      Ranger Liz got a super gory death and i wasn’t expecting it. i involuntarily screamed when *that part* happened

  • @thanatoast4389
    @thanatoast4389 Год назад +10

    VelociPastor will always be my gold standard of Good Bad movie.

  • @hunsler1006
    @hunsler1006 Год назад +14

    It did strike me as one of those where the premise is inherently funnier than any of the jokes. But that's just going off the trailer

    • @NMahon
      @NMahon Год назад +2

      Tbh some of the side characters namely the detective and the park ranger were the highlights for me, their characters were genuinely funny and interesting

  • @casbyness
    @casbyness Год назад +7

    "You can bearly tell what's going on..."
    See, this is why Scoot should always proofread Adum's reviews before they are published. He would never have missed that unintentional pun. :)

  • @aurizzistic
    @aurizzistic Год назад +2

    Hollywood's insistence of not paying for VFX, when VFX artists are the only people in Hollywood without a union, making their labor so much cheaper, just shows you that George Lucas was correct. The profit motive RUINS art/film. Film from the USSR was state funded, and all you had to do was shut up about the government, and you could make anything you wanted. They were so ahead of their time. If anyone is curious, watch "The Cranes Are Flying(1957)" and "Andrei Rublev(1966)" to see how incredible, and ahead of it's time Soviet film was. They even funded an 8 hour adaptation of "War and Peace" in 1968. It had a scene of 120,000 extras, it would cost 700 million to reproduce today, and won an Academy Award AND Golden Globe despite the run time.

  • @dannymarie
    @dannymarie Год назад +15

    It's nice to see Gus Johnson starring in a blockbuster

  • @Justin-md5lf
    @Justin-md5lf Год назад +1

    2:47 You have Sandman, a fully CG character, in the apartment too as well as the CG components of every other character (like Doc Oc's tentacle arms).

  • @GBart
    @GBart Год назад +3

    7:15 - this is so ironic, because most American comedy movies already sound like everyone's on coke. Now it's appropriate and they don't

  • @ttrop
    @ttrop Год назад +4

    based on a true story where bear did cocaine but just dropped dead after, it didnt attack anyone

  • @DoubLL
    @DoubLL Год назад +105

    Damn it feels good to finally hear your voice again 😉

  • @thegrandwizard1700
    @thegrandwizard1700 Год назад +115

    Adum is desigining his vidoes like a secret society’s puzzle now. Only a true fan of YMS can hear Adum on the correct frequency. If not, you know nothing of Adum’s work. Just a genius design really.

  • @tbott1061
    @tbott1061 Год назад +3

    8:00 Adam being really disappointed that no proper animal facesitting took place...

  • @bootblacking
    @bootblacking Год назад +1

    A 5-minute SNL skit, runtime 95 minutes.

  • @KingSteve13
    @KingSteve13 Год назад +2

    This is just the newest iteration of Snakes on a Plane, and I'm all here for it

  • @Goose-dw2ct
    @Goose-dw2ct Год назад +7

    3:55 They actually used a HUGE animatronic for most if not all scenes for the t. rex. it actually cost like half their budget. The animatronic is super complex and very life like, which is why it looks so good.

    • @upsetjuice
      @upsetjuice Год назад

      Weird how he doesn't know this well known movie fact lol

    • @jamstonjulian6947
      @jamstonjulian6947 Год назад +1

      @upsetjuice That doesn't negate his point. The nighttime CG is still there and still looks damn good

    • @upsetjuice
      @upsetjuice Год назад

      @@jamstonjulian6947 Oh I'm not saying he's wrong. Its just funny he doesn't know a well known tidbit about a very popular film with him being an unofficial film critic

  • @CCandthebeartankexpress
    @CCandthebeartankexpress Год назад +6

    the bear did cocaine.

  • @JesusChristMarie
    @JesusChristMarie Год назад +6

    YMS from the 1920s, before talkies took over

  • @ShadowRubberDuck
    @ShadowRubberDuck Год назад +19

    Ah yes, Joe Rogan’s most anticipated film to watch this year!

    • @All4Tanuki
      @All4Tanuki Год назад

      I would have thought that would be Congo... Has he ever seen a chimp?

    • @adrianwheeler1936
      @adrianwheeler1936 Год назад

      @@All4Tanuki pull that up Jamie

    • @VaporeonEnjoyer1
      @VaporeonEnjoyer1 Год назад

      No he's waiting on DMT Bear coming out this Christmas.

    • @Pegarexucorn
      @Pegarexucorn Год назад

      @@VaporeonEnjoyer1 DMT Elf

  • @JOHNY0
    @JOHNY0 Год назад +2

    I feel like this is the type of movie that should've been made by directors like Edgar Wright, Lord and Miller, James Gunn, The Daniels, etc. People who have made good comedy movies before and know how to make something not take itself too seriously and apply some entertaining style to funny concepts. Giving this to Elizabeth Banks, who hasn't successfully directed anything worth watching, was a terrible mistake. A better writer could've also been helpful.

  • @HiddenEvilStudios
    @HiddenEvilStudios Год назад +21

    I bet Joe Rogan would love this movie.

    • @alvinyakitori8720
      @alvinyakitori8720 Год назад +3

      He will

    • @padawansound6423
      @padawansound6423 Год назад

      Nah, people who unironically consume Joe Rogan whilst pretending they consume him ironically would love this movie.

    • @HiddenEvilStudios
      @HiddenEvilStudios Год назад

      @@padawansound6423 No pretense here, if you're referring to me. I enjoy his podcast.

    • @CoOlKyUbI96
      @CoOlKyUbI96 Год назад

      I bet Joe Rogan would love the sequel: DMT Bear

  • @imgrim391
    @imgrim391 Год назад +1

    "Ig we don't have to pay for the animation for a couple more shot, oh" lmfao

  • @chumberger
    @chumberger Год назад +2

    A video with sound? Revolutionary

  • @cavifax
    @cavifax Год назад +6

    1:33 the inconsistency of the score could be in part due to the project changing composer mid-production, ending on Mark Mothersbaugh's hands, one of the leaders of DEVO, a 70/80's new wave & synthpop cult band.

  • @Lessembarrassingman
    @Lessembarrassingman Год назад +29

    I think The best scene in the movie was the medic scene. That scene kinda gave me what I wanted, but that’s literally the LAST scene that gave me what I wanted and it’s like halfway through the movie so

  • @blaisetelfer8499
    @blaisetelfer8499 Год назад +5

    Reminds me of something you said in your review of The Meg. It's really weird that Oscar-winning screenwriters like Kaufman are having trouble getting any kind of funding, but studios are willing to invest $35M into this.

    • @Bhazor
      @Bhazor Год назад +2

      The secret is the number of producers. A lot of people got paid making this film.

  • @WCYUM
    @WCYUM Год назад +1

    I love when you make videos in this format ❤❤

  • @thedukeofdoom6323
    @thedukeofdoom6323 Год назад +2

    If they didn't call the bear Pablo escobear they've failed the source material

  • @Maladjester
    @Maladjester Год назад +1

    "Probably not the worst thing in theaters right now" should have been the tagline.

  • @therealdankclank
    @therealdankclank Год назад +815

    I want to congratulate Adam for his weight loss. Cutting yourself down to a floating head takes a lot of work and commitment, but he pulled it off. 👍

    • @NMahon
      @NMahon Год назад +73

      Yeah and he should quit now while he's ahead

    • @Xx_BruhDog_xX
      @Xx_BruhDog_xX Год назад +22

      Yeah pulling it off is how I would do it too

    • @mizcs
      @mizcs Год назад +22

      saves on the animation budget

    • @jewjew4204
      @jewjew4204 Год назад +5

      ​@@NMahonunderrated comment

    • @UnCreativeDeconstructionism
      @UnCreativeDeconstructionism Год назад +4

      Junji ito storyline

  • @deadshot0908
    @deadshot0908 Год назад +1

    This movie is like one of those south park Gags about stupid Hollywood movies with Rob Schneider

  • @thechosenjuan8776
    @thechosenjuan8776 Год назад +2

    0:03 this is the last sound humanity will make before we get swallowed by the sun

    • @carolyns4519
      @carolyns4519 Год назад +2

      On Ragnarok, the demigod Adum will rate humanity a 6/10, closer to a 5 than a 7. Then everyone on earth will die except the chosen one, Scoot, who will make some hilariously offensive comment about the corpses surrounding him.

  • @Lysander45
    @Lysander45 Год назад +1

    "...with no real vision..."
    Directed by Elizabeth Banks.
    Not going to connect those dots deliberately, but the synergy is there.

  • @randomark9161
    @randomark9161 Год назад +2

    At this point it seems that it would be cheaper to make an animatronic bear and it would look better, so what’s the point of the cgi

  • @freakyzed8467
    @freakyzed8467 Год назад +1

    Real portrayal: Bear does cocaine. Bear, DeCaprio and McConaughey join wall street firm.

  • @EkianM
    @EkianM Год назад +3

    great movie to drink a $12 mango white claw while watching

  • @phantommide9985
    @phantommide9985 Год назад

    Love you!! Thanks for reuploading
    Xo

  • @thrumbo1603
    @thrumbo1603 Год назад

    Adam:
    The darkness helped to hide imperfections in the visual effects in the first Jurassic park movie.
    Editor:
    Shows clip of the giant animatronic trex they used for the scene with a mechanically shrinking pupil.

  • @teundeheer413
    @teundeheer413 Год назад +13

    Can’t wait for pcp platypus!

    • @HiddenEvilStudios
      @HiddenEvilStudios Год назад +1

      Methamphetamine Mandrill.

    • @viljamtheninja
      @viljamtheninja Год назад +2

      Ayahuasca aardvark

    • @CorporealFixation
      @CorporealFixation Год назад +6

      It has been established that Viagra Dolphin will be next.

    • @QueryBuns
      @QueryBuns Год назад

      ​@@CorporealFixation way toward the shallow water, and as I had hoped, they followed. Once I was able to sit on the bottom of the pool I coaxed them along side of me, and I carefully started to rub their bellies. I started with him first. Just as the night before I got an immediate response from him. He rolled on his side and as I had hoped he had a huge hard on. Now my heart was pounding so hard I was sure it could be heard from 30 feet away.
      I carefully eased my hands down his belly toward his cock. I was very careful. A full grown Dolphin can weigh in from 350 to 600 pounds. And while they can be quite gentle, I was not sure how he would react when I started to rub his dick. Despite my confidence in his gentleness, I was relieved when he simply went limp when I started to stroke his cock. in fact he went so limp that at first I thought he may have died! But after a moment he opened his mouth about as wide as he could, his tongue doing a sort of aerobic dance.
      I slipped my hand up and down his shaft, carefully squeezing it every so often. It felt much like the surface of his skin, that is very firm but still soft. It was sort of knife shaped, that is wider then thick, and you could feel it move in your hands. It was about eleven inches long, about two inches wide and one and one half inch thick. The tip thinned to nearly a point and crooked down a little. Overall it was shaped nearly like his own body...very sleek and streamlined. When not in use the cock is retracted completely into the Dolphin's body through a long slit just below his belly.
      The slit in the male and female Dolphin are almost identical, making sex determination tricky. The best way to tell apart the sexes is by looking at the forehead. The male Dolphin's forehead, or melon, is actually a little bigger then the female's. Of course if the male has a hard on then it is pretty easy to tell males from females! When the cock is erected the slit parts in such a way that it is oval shaped.
      It is said that the Dolphins cock can be used like a finger and has a great deal of dexterity. That may be true, but on this occasion he did not demonstrate that ability to me. Perhaps he was to wrapped up in the experience. I found that the Dolphin seemed to like having the base of his cock rubbed the best.

    • @carolyns4519
      @carolyns4519 Год назад +2

      Perry hit hard times after the OWCA laid him off. He was so obsessed with fighting Doof, but now he decided to swap one addiction got another....

  • @veryshallowlistening
    @veryshallowlistening Год назад +1

    The first five seconds of this video made me glad I didn’t see this in theaters yesterday lmao! Love your content man

  • @OneAndOnlyYesMan
    @OneAndOnlyYesMan Год назад +1

    2:37 it’s not like there’s a guy made entirely of sand or a guy with CGI metal tentacle arms in every shot or anything like that

  • @SeanMcGehee
    @SeanMcGehee Год назад +1

    The final scene in the cave was so incredibly boring and staged like they had to film against a wall. Gazebo scene went on way too long, they killed off any of the interesting characters, and it all just felt like they didn't know what genre this was.

  • @IIGortII
    @IIGortII Год назад +1

    My wife and I almost fell asleep watching this...not scary enough to be like a Jaws movie and not funny off the walls enough to be like a Sharknado...Mid was a very good descriptor. Just no characters or set pieces to care about outside that Ambulance scene for sure.

  • @ApocalypseMoose
    @ApocalypseMoose Год назад +1

    "The bear character was sometimes annoying."
    Did the bear talk?

  • @StraightEdgeRaptor
    @StraightEdgeRaptor Год назад +5

    I had no idea this movie existed. Just got drunk with a buddy walk up to see what was playing and we were like. "Whoa dude Cocaine Bear lets watch it" Got a bit of a laugh thought it was ok and now i get to see Adam review a random ass movie. I feel like were all connected

  • @zues-el1nm
    @zues-el1nm Год назад +5

    The three characters that "did" cocaine, didn't actually do any. That's why they weren't high. The kids put some in their mouth and spat it out immediately, which wouldn't get them buzzed in any way. The park ranger had it blown into his face before he (spoilers!) promptly DIED. It's not like any character in this movie was snorting lines and acting sober. They definitely missed an opportunity, but no coke was genuinely ingested outside of the bears so it makes sense that nobody acted wild.

  • @TheB00tyWarrior
    @TheB00tyWarrior Год назад +3

    Don't you get it? Its a bear. And the bear. Ate cocaine! It's funny and unique because the bear did cocaine. The characters also acknowledge the absurdity through their dialogue so you should be laughing.

  • @MarValProductions
    @MarValProductions Год назад +1

    MID *echoes through eternity*

  • @lutello3012
    @lutello3012 Год назад

    I loved the scene with the 1985 1080p VHS camcorder with a 2.39:1 color viewfinder. Camcorders always showed the tape format in the viewfinder too. 35mm still cameras have the same ratio.

  • @libRteedude
    @libRteedude Год назад +4

    This was one of those movies where the insane marketing push kind of warded me off from seeing it. The ads for this movie were playing every other commercial break for the last month, and it just came off as annoying. It's like when "Snakes on a Plane" came out and they pushed it in a similar way of highlighting the insane concept, but most people just avoided it because it was trying too hard (and was likewise a pretty mid movie).

  • @DavidToast
    @DavidToast Год назад +1

    Great video but like...where is 4K huh?
    Ya stream in 1440p at least right? Going by the resolution of the clips from highlights channels.
    It's just weird to then make 1080p YMS video.
    EDIT: OH so it goes right back at Universal huh :D since you only use bits from trailer that they only uploaded in 1080p.

  • @justsignmeup911
    @justsignmeup911 Год назад

    3:49 The shot of the t-rex's head from inside the car used an animatronic. I'm not sure about the eyes but everything else was really there.

  • @northerntoe
    @northerntoe Год назад +1

    2:50 they did the exact same thing with king shark in that suicide squad movie now that I think about it.

  • @jordanstuck747
    @jordanstuck747 Год назад +2

    Me and like 5 people in my theater were standing in the back for the last tenish minutes like "is it done? Please be done" lol definitely lost me after the ambulance scene

  • @harrison6082
    @harrison6082 Год назад +1

    2:25 Right. That reminds me of the movie Godzilla. I think they didn't show Godzilla very much

  • @lucash741
    @lucash741 Год назад +2

    Watching this movie while drunk is the best way to watch it

  • @jamstonjulian6947
    @jamstonjulian6947 Год назад +2

    Should have had the Coen Brothers direct this one

  • @LittlleJimmy941
    @LittlleJimmy941 Год назад +1

    Is that Scott Weiss, the guy who did those funny retail videos or whatever?

  • @zepdacat3766
    @zepdacat3766 Год назад +1

    But we shall never get the Grizzlyshark movie we all deserve.

  • @LancerkiLs
    @LancerkiLs Год назад +1

    "It WaS suPPosEd to BE DuMb anD SiLlY. WhY arE YOu so cYniCAL??!!!"

  • @ishaanwankhade4834
    @ishaanwankhade4834 Год назад +1

    "so i just saw cocaine bear and it was M I D." -yms 2023

  • @puppysect
    @puppysect Год назад +1

    Grizzly (1976) remains the peak bear attack movie.

  • @cokebenni
    @cokebenni Год назад

    I can’t wait for “the asylum presents: heroin gorilla”

  • @starlight8554
    @starlight8554 Год назад

    I honestly couldn’t believe it when I first got the trailer as an ad for a yt video.

  • @guitaoist
    @guitaoist Год назад +1

    THANK YOU 4:42
    its not about WHAT happens "oh da bear did dwugs and funniez"
    but HOW it happened..

  • @dontworry4945
    @dontworry4945 Год назад +3

    In the theater, I leaned over and told my girlfriend:
    "Oh my God!! That's esteemed character actress Margot Martindale!"
    "Who?!"
    "🥺 never mind"

    • @james_fisch
      @james_fisch Год назад +1

      *Esteemed Character Actress and Former Fugitive from the Law Margo Martindale

  • @MrStoyan5
    @MrStoyan5 Год назад +1

    The Asylum is actually making a movie, called "Attack of the Meth Gator" to cash-in on the Cocaine Bear hype and marketing

  • @samsonmacri941
    @samsonmacri941 Год назад +1

    should have made "Cocaine Ninja Bear" where the bear not only finds Cocaine but also ancient Ninja scrolls, boom, an excuse to not show the bear and the movie would be called, "Cocaine Ninja Bear."

  • @1nulluser336
    @1nulluser336 Год назад +3

    movies like this give me hope as a writer because if concepts like this are given 35 million dollars I gotta be able to make it

  • @DetectiveJones
    @DetectiveJones Год назад +19

    I never expected it to be a good movie. This is the type of movie you watch with friends for shits and giggles, where there's no story or lore required, just a crazy ass situation to watch and have fun with for a couple hours.