Bob Is Going to Pray In Tongues For a Moment
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- Опубликовано: 2 авг 2024
- If Bob's talk of demons and speaking in tongues doesn't creep you out, hitting "pause" at 0:09 certainly will. Bob draws upon First Century concepts to help us understand unexplained phenomena, as well as mental and physical illness.
I called that 800 number and said shondalakonda oooboobsbasha shodolokola scooby Dooooby do wop bop bop
Simon Johnson and a whop bop a loo bop a lop bam boom!
dont know if you will see this or but cant stop laughing at your comment i guess because i just pictured in my mind you doing laughed so hard i had tears
Shotetito cababa duba lino tinono bacandara soto shabada epotiti nonopitupa!!! Do not know what shit it means, but it is a good therapy to laugh at this guy. Until next time!! Hahahhah
Hilarious comment.
The dude abides!
I was believing him until he failed to conjugate the verb "masokoneea". Everyone knows it's "masokoneeam" in the 2nd person plural. What a fraud!
nothosaur LOL I love it!! This is one of the best comments I have ever gotten on one of my Bob Tilton uploads.
+SufferinSprings Please upload more this god is blessed.
Maybe it was a local colloquialism.
+Aragorn Stellar Maybe so, but to me it's like nails on a chalkboard. If he's going to speak in tongues, then he should set a good example for all the little kids who still struggling with the imperfect indicative of watashobata. Now, I have to break my son of the bad habits he's learning from this guy. There's no way I'm shelling out $139. for Rosetta Stone Tongues!
I see. It is an irregular verb, then. lol
Civilized countries usually send certain people to a mental home. In the USA I see 'em on TV as televangelists...
misterzigg 🤣
Exactly!
We have to entertain ourselves somehow. :P
Mighty Man Of God !!!
MIGHTY MAN OF GOD !!!
If you can see through them, this is pure comedic gold :)
Eruan Cook 😂😂😂 This shit is RUclips gold!
A blind man could see through it....how could anybody give him money 💵?
10:14 “If I was looking for fame and fortune I certainly wouldn’t be a televangelist”. This is the most blatant lie I’ve ever heard.
I love his skits! Wonder why Jim Carey never did a parody of him. 😂
In living color. Jim carrey and Damon Wayans parody these clowns
Jim Carrey IS a parody !
That pisses me off. Demons are in my house open and shut doors and windows. Do they not understand that heating and cooling are not cheap? They could walk through doors and windows but NO, they have to open the damned things.
And just why is it that my weed stash frequently looks a gram or so lighter than what I'd expected? I used to blame it on faulty memory, but now I'm convinced that demons are behind it. Sure glad I found this post!
Lesrevesdhiver charge the fuckers rent to compensate for the electric bill
Lesrevesdhiver
So what you're saying is that my step daughter is a demon...
Lesrevesdhiver you look those demons straight in the eye and repeat, "Bo babba bo shah." Total mind fuck. They'll leave you alone then.
Lesrevesdhiver holy shit that is funny. Thanks for the laughs
When he started praying, my Sims got down on their knees and recited the prayer with him.
+MobKnowledge And they got healed! Feel the power of Jesus! Sanda blasaram kasssandra! :-D
LMAO
2020 and I play sims and just spit my drink out cause I could see that....
What is sims?
@@davidmitchell9575 a game with virtual people.
They speak “simlish” which sounds as gibberish as speaking in tongues.
Hence why the sims could probably understand it.
Strange how his 'tongues' only contain about 9 consonants and a couple of rarely appearing vowels.
That’s the Texas dialect of tongues.
@@KeithS4789 texan tongues arefarts
I'm a Christian who used to go to a church who practiced the strange gibberish "speaking in tongues" and it's a damned shame. It makes believers in Jesus look like they're mentally and critically impaired.
My old pastor always started with "Boro shata eesee boro" before he would start to freestyle. But what broke my heart was when I told my friend that I couldn't do it and in my heart I didn't fully believe it. He told me "it was hard for me too. Just practice in the shower, you'll get the hang of it."
Freestyle? Bahahaha. Oh bababa shata
Oh my, that's not something you practice lol. It's not like learning a new language. Glad he's now your old pastor.
Most Christians are not nut jobs or fakes just brainwashed
Juicelad it’s because the words are soft and easy to consciously stream, it’s just gibberish.
"...before he would start to freestyle."
SufferinSprings thank you SO much for posting all of these. This guy is greater than any comedian.
Man I sure do miss seeing Bro Bob Tilton on tv. He was great. Pure comedy gold!
The farting preacher is 100% legit! 😂
Didn't know someone could fart in tongues...but, if anyone could, it would be Brutha Bob. I 🤣
Tilton: "Let's say it together"
Me: "in tongues or in an actual language?"😏
God is big business. It’s why you see so many churches here. Easy money.
Of course Bob had a demon opening and closing doors in his house....whenever he touched a doorknob.....what a greedy, lying, evil con men
That was for someone with heartburn, headache, indigestion, upset stomach and diarrhea saith the Lord.. hababaka ladosha
He always cracked me up when he spoke in gibberish. What a laugh!
I really feel he is talking directly to me lonely rejections in life.
I'm ready to send him $100
You need to plant a bigger seed.
@@killyourtelevision999 TWSS
anyone else think that thing behind him looks like a huge pizza?
i remember at my grandma's church, someone came in and started preaching in tongues and her pastor through him out. he was just babbling foolishly.
I used to watch him and have confidence in him until I heard on TV what he was doing with with the prayer requests sent in to him. I couldn't believe it. He only preached prosperity and not healing, faith, deliverance, Hell or Heaven. God help us
I love how when he just hears the spirit telling him about someone's problem, it's incredibly generic stuff like, "And someone watching was born at one point in time hubba dubba dubba!"
I tried to use google translate to know what he was saying, it crashed my computer! On my second attempt a warning popped up on screen: "You have just summoned the devil". On my third attempt to translate I got this: "Have you been watching too much Robert Tilton??, seek mental help"
+Dale Claus loving it. i am horse from laughing so much
What a complete and utter fraud. And he has lots of company. All of which have gotten riches galore (tax free) from their blind followers.
To quote the late and brilliant George Carlin: "god loves you, and he needs money…he always needs money. He’s all-powerful, all- perfect, all-knowing, and all-wise, but for some reason just can’t handle money! Religion takes in billions of dollars, pays no taxes, and they always need a little more."
Gregory Fabre I really miss George. Lol he was good.
The existence and nature of God are separate from what humans do.
Tongues are great, but it needs some farts for the full Tilton experience. Lalashamalamadingdong PFFFFT!
A 500$ Vow might get that Spleen back on track!
Bob is my all time favorite TV evangelist!
Hahaha THIS guy is hilarious! Cant wait for his Netflix special.
i think he said he wants a kebab?
haha...it's what it sounds like, huh? Kababalaba.....reptilian for give me some meat! lol
Speaking in tongues is a fancy way of saying “gibberish”
Hello everyone these videos are posted for entertainment purposes only. If you are one of these folks that is interested in debating religion, spirituality or scripture, or telling everyone on youtube about how you saw Jesus in your oatmeal or did battle with demons in a correctional facility, this is probably not the channel for you and I advise you to move along somewhere else before you get yourself all upset for nothing. However, if you appreciate Bob purely for the laugh factor, and if you want more laffs in the same general vein please visit my audio site at melba dot bandcamp dot com
Thanks, Brother Russell doing business as "sufferinsprings"
Sufferin, I salute you for your sense of humor and your diligence. I call you a friend. It's good that you remind the RUclips community that this is for entertainment only. I would NEVER suggest anyone watch Tilton with any seriousness. I played this in a PalTalk chat room last night (Christian) and they were amused, so hopefully Tilton's shyster/crook behavior is transparent enough for most.
Hi There, I'm working for a TV company in London. I work on an entertainment programme and would like to talk to you about buying one of your videos. Can you please email me directly via stephanie.kemp@endemoluk.com to discuss in more detail.
I just came here to make kekkypants.
Stephanie Kemp I eat my poop on Thursdays nights
SufferinSprings Why not debate religion on here? After all, atheists frequently comment in RUclips channels clearly only intended for people of faith. I’m personally not interested in debating spiritual matters here. But, if atheists can show up at a forum clearly not meant for them, why can’t believers do the same?
That is one giant pizza behind him just waiting to be baked
In Acts 2, "tongues" means "languages". When the "gift of languages" was "given", it was given to certain individuals. It wasn't something they "asked for" because it was God's "gift" and God knows who He gave that gift to. People from neighboring regions heard "the wonderful works of God" in their native language. In I Corinthians 14, King James Version, the word "unknown" is "italicized", letting us know that word was NOT in the original manuscript. The languages were KNOWN; the "mysteries" were NOT. Since God does EVERYTHING in His own order, and we have to be in sync with Him (since we're "following Him"), the questions for those who supposedly "speak in languages" is: what are the names of the languages, and from what regions on earth do they "hail" from?
Bosoya, Bosoyen, Bosoyendah---I'm a-goin', yer a-goin', he's a-goin'.
manda kallaboho kosoya choco latteya😂
Shilaopapapa Pelelele dumdhe dadodii dededesede perelepelere pipi, thank you Jesus.
Kobata Bo Shata!
Seriously that guy needs to go in a mental home he's seriously mentally affected . HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA .
"God bless you all
But most of all
Send your money."
Hank Williams jr.
I showed this to a visiting friend from Zambia. Apparently he just declared war on the Watiki tribe...
He brings the laughs!
Hoo Ba Ba Kanda.
Oh no, now I'm going to have that song stuck in my head again! Time to watch that video again. It's a masterpiece.
5:00
Violet Deliriums lmfao!!!!
😂😂😂😂
hahahaha hoo ba ba kanda hoo hoo
Faith partners, don't eat your seed...help us pay the Lord's bills on time, every time, all the time.
Grillo, "an array of fruit." OM gods, you're funny! Thank you so much for a good, good laugh at this time of year!
Why does his speaking in tongue, some like Dr Suess backwards
I want to eat the pizza resting on that plynth back there.
How come no one ever did sound board prank calls with this
Dear Karl, thank you so much for the translation! (I am amazed at your language skills!) If it weren't for the fact that Brother Bob was conning stupid people out of what little $ they have, I almost miss this crook! The best comedy show on TV!
TONGUES IS NOT A VALID LANGUAGE...
You're insane.
True, the word tongue means language but itself isnt a language.
Speaking in tongues AKA glossolalia.
2:58 LOOK OUT, HE'S GOING TO FART!!!
I keep thinking that's Pizza behind him.
Looks like a hell of a deep dish style pizza.😋
Most Christians aren't aware of how "tongues" is described in the New Testament. What this fool is doing isn't what is described there. It makes me laugh, and confirms my conviction that this faith is not real.
Tongues in the bible was just one person speaking and people from all languages hearing in their language these people speaking in tongues is a counterfeit as you said
"You've been to the doctor and the medication isn't working (to one person). Call me immediately!"
Millions of people call at the same time because millions of people have that problem.😂🙄🤡
KrazyOldKatLady 19 😂😂😂
The translation is roughly 10 times longer than the fake language. "Co pah pah pah shotta" means nothing in any language.
shota, though is an actual word.
@@dying101666 A word quite fitting for many corrupt and sick religious leaders.
I don't know, it is rumored that he had a problem with that back in the late 80s, but then again, he is just naturally crazy. So it's hard to say what we're seeing in these late 90s shows.
Otis Day sez...Shama lama ding dong
He is a good looking man; I think that was part of his con !!!!! at least with the women !
I heard somewhere that he got plastic surgery
I knew a church lady once. She liked to be filled full of the spirit of jesus, and would talk in tongues while we were enjoying coitus.
Was she one of that Baptists who won't fuck standing up because it might lead to dancing?
“I wouldn’t be a televangelist if wanted fame and fortune”.. call now! I know there is someone out there with a condition where their heart keeps beating! Call now! That’s right brother, for $29.95 I’ll make up a few words repeat them a few times and for will cure you’re ailment”
He couldn't remember how to say esophagus so he said hallelujah
He makes more sense when he's speaking in that fake language.
It's just not the same without the farts...
OK, so can anybody point me in the direction as to which version of the bible or other religious book I have to believe in without question in order to avoid being damned to eternal hell by my ever loving creator?
"Ho lo mena soto lo koh, hana sento masoh helah heneh oh bada ta mentah, aye ma men tal son of a beetch!"
Somebody out there has a hangnail. Damn I'm getting good at this.
I'm listening to this while being in my Corona-homeoffice XD
This fuck deserves an Oscar.
8:30 He can speak in tongues - but can’t say the lady’s name correctly while leading into the testimonial. After the testimonial airs, Bob claims he didn’t remember her testimony? If you look at the graphics package, this *clearly* aired during the original “Success-N-Life” series. Selective memory?
From 1:35-1:50, I swear he's speaking the Lakota language from the 'Dances With Wolves' script! He sounds just like 'Kicking Bird'
I bet I'm not that far off!
speaking in tongues "THAA KEEEY TO MY HYundai! lol
M K 😂😂😂
This guy is one of America's up and coming comics.
first time i listened to someone speak in tongue i laughed my ass off
I wonder if good old Bobby went to the Marjoe School Of Evangelism
"Muuum! Bob's touching me with his fresh oil again!"
That number is still active! You can call and still hear Pastor Bob! Hallelujah! Amen? 😆🤣😂
9:04 The used Big Wheel was her reward, for the infomercial.
Says very clearly in the bible that when speaking in tongues you are supposed to have an interpreter.
Stay tuned folks, to The Robert Tilton Comedy Hour with your host, everyone's favorite comedian - Roooooobert Tilton
I just don't know what to say. Sociopath? Mental illness? Wow. I wish him well, but...wow.
Does google translate “tongue”?
Brother Bob was still running ten-year-old tapes of his shows just a few years ago--didn't cost him much, but they would do to keep collecting granny's Social Security checks (as Brother Bob often said, "There's just something about a thousand dollars!"). However, whenever I heard him speaking in tongues, he would always say, "Kodabasanda e tonda, e kodabasoya." Anybody know what that means?
It means, roughly, "You fucking idiots are still sending me money and I love it".
The Bible clearly states that speaking in tongues should only be done if an interpreter is present. That’s the only transgression here that I see. This guy is legit
It means bend over !!
Rev Tilton saves the world speaking in tongues…”Klaatu barada nikto! Klaatu barada nikto! Klaatu barada nikto!” (Apologies to Michael Rennie 1951). Yo, Rev Bubba - what trinket have you got on offer for us today?
Well, there's a face you can trust.
THOSE PEOPLE SAY THERE'S GHOSTS; THATS DEMONS.
3:49
C'mon Bobby, everyone knows you're supposed to take your Jesus shaken, not stirred.
This gotta be the funniest thing ever on RUclips 😅
On time every time all the time thanks Bob. I just sent in 1000 vow didn’t eat my seed Bob. So when is the 100 fold coming.
I have friends that are devout Christians who speak in tongues. They say that it comes spontaneously.
I think I heard "Oonda wanda tingtangwallawallabingbang rum baba coca cola," unless the computer somehow ran the audio at the wrong speed. Too bad Google translate doesn't interpret the spoken word and let everyone know that he was really saying "I'm making this gibberish up and boy, are you ever stupid for falling for it."
Why do demons only slam doors in the middle of the night?
I can interpret tongues. Moosea kee kee , means send my your money
Speaking in tongues is amazing. Please write it down so we can spread the words of God. Direct communication in writing with God please. No need for interpretations that can lead into miscommunication.
DILLY,DILLY!
if only brother bob knew that he is using his glossolalia, the first vocalized human non-language of over 6 million years ago. an atheist can speak in tongues too but you will have to smash him in the side of the head with an unholy bible to bring out the primeval in him.
Tongues, a made nonsense "language" is usually done in a a state of trans and not when you're wide awake. 😂
Thanks for lending your voice to The Prophet of Zod. lol
"There is someone addicted .. this thing that you're taking is doing harm in your places .. let's speak in tongues ... ooboo shoogoo doodoo gobah mc dobo .."
Why do people give money to these guys?
+Travis Anderson
because he's like a walking talking lottery ticket that smiles at you.. except your odds with Bob is none.
That was so funny I had to have another look, yup it's soooooo funny
He got wealthy from praying on the weak minded.
Who is here becuase of pogo's remix hoo ba ba kanda
Hubbah bubbah Shattah!
On time every time just enough for me to get another 100 dollar suit