Bob Crawls Around On the Prayer Requests (and much more)!
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- Опубликовано: 8 сен 2024
- Classic Bob clips: 1) Miracle prayer of agreement package 0:00 2) "God said there was some white people stickin' their nose up at this" 2:22 3) "Nothing wrong with K-Mart, but you know what I mean" 3:06 4) Bob gets a word of knowledge 4:39 5) Bob crawls around on a big pile of prayer requests 7:41 6) "Don't give up! Don't give up!" 10:00 7) "The day that Jesus went to hell" 10:57 8) "I saw Satan and he was madder'n hell!" 11:56 9) "Momental, momental moment" 12:57 10) The plegg of AIDS/ Bob is angry at his producer 14:15
Come on, Bob was hilarious! I love watching these !
5:37 🤣🤣🤣
Yes so true...."I saw satan laughing, with delight" - hoo bo bo kanda send me 1000 dollars NOW ....need to buy me a new mansion, plane and limousine....thanks fools, deluded people and suckers who believe my BS....I Love You !!!
He was hilarious
Yes I did to
Gosh this dude would of been an undefeated trial attorney.He is full of s-it..I can't believe I use to watch this stuff
His fake tongue speakin gets me laughin every time. He laughing all the way to the bank w those prayer request.
Ooh baba kanda
@@JonnyInfinite lmao it says "translate to English" underneath your comment 😂😂😂
@@christaylor7916 Amen
Tax free too!
"Kaba izo...thank ya Lard!"
He called his prayer kit "the most expensive item ever given away on television" in an era where people were already winning cars and cruises on The Price is Right.
I've never seen Bob running through the set before!😄😄
That wasn't running. That was the "Tilton trot"
hallelujah
Atheists will mock, but I gratefully received my anointed prayer cloth.
My car never shined so brightly. Praise Jesus!!!
It's a tiny book, a cloth and some oil
No one:
Tilton: THIS IS THE MOST EXPENSIVE THING EVER GIVEN AWAY ON TELEVISION!!!
The cloth was probably cut from a piece of old sheet, and the oil from a bottle of Wesson oil in the kitchen cabinet. Some of these con artists send out ampules of holy water from the holy land, which probably come from the kitchen tap.
he's probably right about it being the most expensive considering the amount of people that might have gotten scammed into sending him money
6:36 "To break it. To Break it! TO BREAK IT!" Give me a break. Give me a break. Break off a piece of that Kit Kat Bar.
Oh, god, I'm in the floor gasping for breath ("Kit Kat Bar")!
ok you murderer you officially killed me with that one 😂😹🤣
Sometimes his wildness is amusing. And sometimes his tactics are just sinister.
I love the neon background. I call it "Trapper Keeper Bob."
It's very comfy, reminds me of the 90s
I will say this, the man is a damn good actor.
Haha. I'll bet Bob had a few "F it! We'll do it LIVE!" moments off the air. Oh what I would give to see some of those.
They picked the prayer requests with the highest amount of money. If I were stupid to give 10 grand, I'd expect Bob to prayer over it for a week.
Bob is my favourite nutcase preacher
Bob nearly falls off at 8:00 LOL!!!
He's a prophet, he's an elder. he's....SUPER BOB! Where does Bob buy his clothes"
Sacks of 5th Avenue !!
If we was for real, he'd be one of the greatest preachers of all time. You just can't look away. How good would he have been as a motivational speaker?
Game show host or news anchor .
Try watching the facial gymnastics of Stephen Lett.
Honestly I think he would suck as a secular motivational speaker. So much of what does depends on theology and "faith".
They should play this non-stop at Gitmo
How awesomely 1980s is that neon blue and pink backdrop in some of these clips?
Dont give up ... don't give up..... dont give up
Rev Tilton saves the world speaking in tongues…”Klaatu barada nikto! Klaatu barada nikto! Klaatu barada nikto!” (Apologies to Michael Rennie 1951). Yo, Rev Bubba - what trinket have you got on offer for us today?
Leftover oil from his salad.
Is it a sin to love Bob??. Oh God help me......hilarious
Cathy Bengivenga no, it isn't a sin to love Bob. Love the sinner, hate the sin.
Koobah ba saunda! Devil come out!
Send for the prayer cloth and the oil. You can use the cloth for toilet paper and you guys can oil your wee-wee with the oil Hoo-Ba-Ba Sanda!
lmao!!!! 😂
Listen to your heart Bob?
The heart is deceitfully wicked, who can know it?
Sheesh....
During the 90’s we sat around work watching this fool on an old Sony Trinitron. And it came to pass that l called the hotline and went all out with a five thousand dollar vow with the assurance that I’d send two thousand right away to get things moving fast. The volunteer almost tripped over her tongue promising heaven and getting my mailing information. The amount of crap I immediately started receiving in the mail trying to get me to pay up was impressive, in sheer volume and quality of the printing.
Holy oil, small rags touched by him, water from Jerusalem and dirt from The Mount. The greatest were a cardboard “point of contact “ got you a direct line to Bob when you touched the spot, and then the endless soft threats of eternal damnation when it was clear to them the money wasn’t coming in.
That's great lol.
It’s almost like he thought he was God.
omg, CRAWLING on the prayer requests??
that's how the ink leached into his skin and he had to use the vow of faith $$$ to fix it 😹😂
In the name of Je$u$.
8:44 Codabasanda!!
Bob had to be doing some bumps of coke back then. He jumps around too much and is crazy spontaneous.
anyone check their pocket for a hidden prayer cloth after watching this?
Bob will pump out any kind of BS for cash!
“Annoying them with oil.” Lol sure that was the Holy Spirit talking through ya buddy ahaha.
I lose it when he talks about the K-Mart and then starts freestyling in tongues.
I know what would make this video even better. Farts.
And the lord sayeth unto them “Lo, if you give this simpleton so much as a penny, thou art an imbecile,” and verily, it was true.”
Unbelievable...🙄🙄🙄
5:20 oh dear bob had a glitch hahahahahaahah f,f,f,f,f,f,f,f flow!!
All those big vows got him all hot and bothered and he had to take his suit coat off.
Did he say white people are watching? Lmao
XD
Basuauto Kasmasha Lomakta....Bob had me typing in tongues!
4:10 When we listen to OUR own heart, it can and probably will steer us into the wrong direction. We need to be listening to the Holy Spirit and definitely turn off false teachers like this heretic.
bob has special oil that he got from spencer gifts while at the mall.....it heats as you blow on it,,,wink wink
Keep sending in your money . . . just because his show is off doesn't mean you can't keep sending that money! And btw, the only way to show your faith is to send Bob Tilton your money. Good grief!
This guy surely isn't a false prophet that Jesus warned about.
Special oil looks like a condom wrapper
"I sense some white people are watching" lmbo
Such a good sales technique to stack the big dollar prayer requests at 8:00 to make it seem ok to give that much money
WOW, he speaks in tongues!. Impresive.
On his hands and knees; cleaning up stains off the floor (?) ! 😮 Bring on the Lysol !
Man, he needs to be careful. The ink from those prayer requests could very well seep into his skin, and burst his eye capillaries and such.
I feel like you're prophetically preaching right now..
@@JonnyInfinite , soak in my holiness.
@@THATjeffdelaney Hallelujah
*farts*
He's a saint!
7:42--Run, Bob, Run! :)
+smittykins Cops are raiding the studio, Bob!
@@IggyMontpellierPro they need to.
8:29 Oh my God, this is unreal!!!!! 😨😂😂😭😭😭😭
"Aye Duhcreeyuh!"
@@TaylorsTopics 🤣🤣🤣
I guess I'd be pissed too if I had the camera film me for 30 seconds with a goofy ass forced grin on my face LOL: Kind of reminds me of Bill O Reilly blowing up on Inside Edition with that whole "We'll do it LIVE!" tantrum.
"the best is yet to come.."
pretty anticlimactic after what we just seen.
How much of the booklets in the free gift said to send in money. Classic Bob
Tilton: "God wants me to wear the best clothes."
Jesus: "Do not store up for yourselves treasures on earth, where moth and rust destroy, and where thieves break in and steal. But store up for yourselves treasures in heaven, where neither moth nor rust destroys, and where thieves do not break in and steal; for where your treasure is, there your heart will be also."
Jesus's teaching is so radically different to Tilton's, it's unbelievable.
Throw out the prayer requests and keep the vows! A word from Bob.
go to your phones quickly
It's hilarious when he plays the victim. poor Bob Tilton... mean people saying bad things about him.
"To break it. To Break it! TO BREAK IT!"
🎵Give me a break. Give me a break. Break off a piece of that Kit Kat Bar 🎵🎵🎵
"Mamama kosolo lobasata. Manda dekeen deveen deboso."
"Habasatunda!"
Homosasa Florida?
I wonder what Bob is angry at Dan about.
Bet you some of those books on his bookcase are from K Mart.
Where can I watch full episodes of this? This is comedy gold
This is good smoking and youtube material
Boookakakakadooododddodo what the hell lol
So if I get that cloth I’ll get money for a new beach house. And if I get the oil, I’ll be immortal?
I've discovered in the course of 72 years that books, oils, posters and shit offered on TV doesn't buy many many hot dogs or health care. I didn't know that the almighty was a fashion consultant
I want to send him$10,000. Where do I send to?
Gaseous blasting, not just coming from down below ; but erupting orally. 😮
Bob's favorite rock bands : AC/DC, and Megadeath. Sweet 😊
LOL 😃😃😃😃😃😊😊😊😊😊😊😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😅😛☺😊😀😃😄😁😁😁😁
Did anyone notice the Disco ball hanging in the Background?
"So we can agree together..."
Well isn't that a profound statement.
Lmao, so this is what is like when you give a insane lunatic a T.V show
You can never buy the blessings of God. Pay God a thousand dollars and He’ll deliver your child from the devil. No fear or knowledge of God at all. This is not Christianity 🤦🏽♂️
2 Peter 2:3- In their greed they will make up clever lies to get hold of your money. But God condemned them long ago, and their destruction will not be delayed.
I hardly recognized him without the farting.
Thank you lard.
Hurry! Rush! Get that money sent to him. Quick! Because of course he won’t accept your money after the show is over. 😂😂😂
😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂🙏🙏🙏🙏💸💸💸💸💸 "momental momment"
Whoever put this on, thank you, its such a blessing to watch. To see the power of prayer at work. To see the zeal of God. Such a revival went forth to touch the lives of the saints. This was never for the doubters and mockers. The revival was for the people who's hearts were turned to Jesus, so many people got into faith and were delivered from so many bondages.
You can’t be serious;this is absolute blasphemy. Talk about the epitome of false teachers.
@@josiahroise192 I hope they're kidding...damn lol
Nice try Bob but we know this is your fake account and you're still trying to drum up business..
They flatter me with their lips but their hearts are far from me.
dont give up .... dont give up ... dont give up ...
I have watched most of these vintage clips, and Tilton crawling on the prayer requests has to be the most audacious of any televangelist. Oral Roberts wouldn't have tried this. Pat Robertson wouldn't have tried this. Billy Graham wouldn't have tried this. Jim Bakker wouldn't have tried this. Kenneth Copeland wouldn't have tried this. Only Bob Tilton could have done it.
And Jimmy Swaggart wouldn’t have tried this either.
He was truly one of a kind. The goat at having absolutely no shame.
I need that free cloth
Me too LoL
He sells anointed Tootsie-Rolls, to cure diarrhea. 😮
White people watching sticking their nose up. Yup. Me n God running on a similar wavelength.
Special oil packed in Taiwan , special cloth cut from china ,
Or special oil from the kitchen cabinet.
They left the camera on Bob for too long after he'd finished the intro to the show and said "watch this", and then cut away to the studio shot instead of starting up the testimonial segment. If you watch closely it looks like Bob is yelling at Dan for the miscue.
Bob, you are a migraine...
LOL!!!!
…as though Bobby is some sort of Jesus and things he simply touches are somehow special. Don’t give this guy any money.
Wow. I'm surprised he didn't throw them in the dumpster along with the others.
Hilarious 🤣 I
The things people will do for money
Did he say Homosassa, Florida? I believe they're sister cities with Humptulips, Washington.
He makes me laugh 🤣🤣😂😂
"Kombo soy dabasaiah!"
I can remember watching him and almost believing his bullshit.
Oh how I wish I did, but I do not. I will check with a couple of friends who were also taping Bob back then, and see if they have it, but it is unlikely. I seem to recall that it was basically a passion play, such as is put on in larger churches throughout Texas every year. Watching Jesus get crucified is sort of an annual spectator event in the south, just as popular as the Superbowl.
Hello Bob am the God I heard you had my money . I had a vision that you gave me million dollars and I will give you a million blessing how does that sound lol
I wonder if his foreign language was inspired by babies when they speak before their first words. If
that's the case, then any of us can speak in tongues!
8-page letter of instruction =send $$$$$$
Bob did all this without farting. Guess he wasn't filled with the Holy Spirit that day. Praise Jesus!!!