Karl Pilkington on Christmas

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  • Опубликовано: 16 ноя 2024

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  • @zedooncadhz
    @zedooncadhz 9 лет назад +1419

    I find myself inexplicably watching videos of Karl far more often than is normal

    • @pags44
      @pags44 9 лет назад +45

      that's because he is AWESOME

    • @DebbieLeighDriver
      @DebbieLeighDriver 8 лет назад +12

      +zedooncadhz me too! I think its because we are all like him :)

    • @chronicillz1879
      @chronicillz1879 8 лет назад +3

      +zedooncadhz yes, people are suckers for the truth, its the same reason why eminem is the biggest selling rapper of all time
      I'm like a head trip to listen to, cause I'm only giving you
      Things you joke about with your friends inside your living room
      The only difference is I got the balls to say it
      In front of y'all and I don't gotta be false or sugarcoated at all" - eminem

    • @JLGGaming
      @JLGGaming 8 лет назад +1

      +Amber Johnston if you're interested in Karl have a look at comedy brink. Their RUclips channel is all about Karl, Ricky and Steve. They upload vids every day too

    • @chronicillz1879
      @chronicillz1879 8 лет назад

      JLG Gaming "comedy brink" is the name?

  • @rowanmelton7643
    @rowanmelton7643 2 года назад +784

    Karl was born a natural intellectual, but had the upbringing of a simple man. That's what makes him so brilliant, that duality. He's usually right about things, at their core, but he delivers them in such unique way. Mix this with a perfect natural comedic timing, and 1 liners to floor any sitcom writer, and it makes the funniest man on the planet

    • @Josh-oz1mc
      @Josh-oz1mc 2 года назад +41

      I dont think he understands how much of a gem he really is

    • @ocearbhaill3894
      @ocearbhaill3894 2 года назад +10

      Perfectly said

    • @martymcfly5528
      @martymcfly5528 2 года назад +15

      Yeah I agree, he's a bright little fella but the fact he stopped going to school at like age 13 meant he had absolutely no critical thinking skills.

    • @billhawkins192
      @billhawkins192 2 года назад +17

      @@martymcfly5528 schools do not teach critical thinking. They teach to a set curriculum and teach to pass an exam, not think for yourself.

    • @martymcfly5528
      @martymcfly5528 2 года назад +6

      @@billhawkins192 eh depends on the subject and the teacher to be fair.

  • @stalk8r
    @stalk8r 9 лет назад +577

    Listening to Karl is one insanely entertaining way to waste time. Watching Gervais react to everything Karl says is another.

    • @kaijuk
      @kaijuk 2 года назад +1

      I feel myself giggling away to it but losing brain cells in the process but cannot look away like a car crash 🤪

  • @dogeycj6189
    @dogeycj6189 10 лет назад +334

    this man is probably my favourite human being

  • @zzzscoff5304
    @zzzscoff5304 8 лет назад +282

    I love how Ricky always assumes a laughing face even before Karl even begins his sentances.

    • @CaptainSurf
      @CaptainSurf 7 лет назад +9

      Zzz Scoff he knows what's coming haha.

    • @Marcelo83uk
      @Marcelo83uk 3 года назад +21

      He winds him up and sits back waiting for the nonsense to come out :)

    • @ChrisDanceMusic
      @ChrisDanceMusic Год назад

      Hes so funny as hes mental tuned

  • @johnmcenroe1760
    @johnmcenroe1760 8 лет назад +111

    Hours long binge watching clips of Karl. Check!

    • @CertifyThis
      @CertifyThis 8 лет назад +1

      Christofer Bajen I've been watching every video I can. They are hilarious

  • @DrJones20
    @DrJones20 10 лет назад +166

    "Im gonna have this kid in a bit , sort summwhere out"

    • @VLAD_P_
      @VLAD_P_ 5 лет назад +6

      hahaha that just came into my thoughts randomly at work today... fucking karl is brilliant

    • @cartmanofsp
      @cartmanofsp 5 лет назад +9

      Hahahaha, love the idea of Mary saying that in a Manc accent

    • @Dingalow
      @Dingalow 4 года назад +7

      "She came from Salford"

    • @angeloddrev
      @angeloddrev 4 года назад +2

      I'd like to think Mary was pro-active like that, but for the fact she was riding around in the middle of nowhere on a donkey.

  • @Masta200
    @Masta200 9 лет назад +381

    I do actually agree with Karl on a lot of things. He says what a lot of people are thinking, but too afraid to say.

  • @lilgit9969
    @lilgit9969 2 года назад +19

    When I'm feeling down I just watch Karl and all is well with the world again. Perfect cure for depression.

  • @ineffablemars
    @ineffablemars 9 лет назад +156

    lol "imagine if I bothered writing *this* ?"

  • @WhatIsWithTheSkittle
    @WhatIsWithTheSkittle 11 лет назад +15

    People need to stop insulting Ricky and actually thank him for bringing Karl to the lime light, without Ricky so generously giving his friend a job we would have no idea who he was!

  • @Ethanrobinson99
    @Ethanrobinson99 11 лет назад +46

    Mary was 'knocking about' xDDDDD

    • @sunnyjim1355
      @sunnyjim1355 5 лет назад +1

      That's how she got pregnant.

  • @prezz1257
    @prezz1257 Год назад +3

    Come back to this every year. Happy Christmas 🎄 🤣

  • @angeloddrev
    @angeloddrev 4 года назад +76

    Tiny Tim, go get a chicken. We all know it's meant to be Turkey, but the fact that in his mind he changed it to chicken and then made the disabled kid go get it is genius!

    • @Cristiolus
      @Cristiolus 2 года назад +10

      Actually, it was a goose

    • @westbayk2156
      @westbayk2156 2 года назад +3

      And Tiny Tim couldnt even walk, never mind bring home something for Christmas dinner. It was a random street kid that Scrooge tossed his money to.

  • @gerthinatorgaming5952
    @gerthinatorgaming5952 2 года назад +12

    11 yrs on and this is still funny 😄

  • @DDnufcGamer
    @DDnufcGamer 9 лет назад +51

    The reason I like christmas is just watching christmas films and cartoons and the whole build up. Everyone is happy etc all the decorations and christmas pictures they put on chocolate and stuff reminds me of when I was a kid and had no troubles, really it just Fills me full of childlike wonder and dreams... Until about January when you remember everything's still the same shit haha.

    • @LordFrieza848
      @LordFrieza848 2 года назад +3

      This comment still holds up

    • @peterclarke7240
      @peterclarke7240 2 года назад +5

      Bollocks. It's the reason I detest christmas. It's just lies and unrealistic expectations designed to make you spend money on shit you don't need and time with people you spend all fucking year avoiding.
      Burn it, I say. Burn it all to Hell!!! 😂
      But seriously, I don't mind Christmas so long as I'm allowed to avoid it. Otherwise it's like spending weeks being jollied along to an interminable work party where you're expected to have fun but not in the way you want to.

  • @mickleem
    @mickleem 6 лет назад +19

    I think Karl is one of the most naturally funny people ever. I could watch him all the time and never get fed up.
    I know he’s not into the trappings of fame but come on karl, we need more of you.

  • @benphillips1231
    @benphillips1231 6 лет назад +22

    Was she knockin' about with the three fellas at that point? 😂

  • @karoline405
    @karoline405 9 лет назад +113

    Karl is so funny, I'd love to be friends with him.

  • @1491Alan
    @1491Alan 2 года назад +5

    There is no one out there like Karl!! He is one of a kind

  • @DJMKN93
    @DJMKN93 9 лет назад +165

    I watched this for the millionth time just to hear "tiny tim go and get a chicken" 5:04

    • @ZER0--
      @ZER0-- 9 лет назад

      +MKN What should he have said ? A turkey ?

    • @DJMKN93
      @DJMKN93 9 лет назад +1

      +Paul L I didn't say there was anything wrong with it! The way he said it was fucking hilarious 😂

    • @ZER0--
      @ZER0-- 9 лет назад

      MKN No worries. I thought it was because he should have said turkey. And then I would have said "Ha !" it was a goose ! (at least I think it was a goose.)

    • @jennifersaar1611
      @jennifersaar1611 8 лет назад +10

      +Paul L - Its not the chicken, it's the fact that Tiny Tim wasn't getting anything because he couldn't hobble two steps. Scrooge pulls some random boy off the street to buy the goose.

    • @bunkerbill
      @bunkerbill 8 лет назад

      I just came back for that! Thanks for the time it comes on!

  • @ProMaxElite
    @ProMaxElite 8 лет назад +29

    Three wise Fellas haha

  • @Matt19matt19
    @Matt19matt19 2 года назад +50

    The thing with Karl is he's right with a lot of things but doesn't express it in the best way. When he says tiny Tim go and get a chicken. I think overall what he means is now, and this is just one example, meat is relatively cheap, so we can have a roast dinner whenever we want to, back in the day, let's just say 100 years ago as a point of reference, it was probably a lot more of a special occasion to have even something such as a roast chicken or a proper cut of meat. So perhaps families would save for a long time to be able to afford a good meal at Christmas. So it meant more to people. Now you can just pop down tesco and get a large chicken for about 4 quid.

    • @uselessaccount9929
      @uselessaccount9929 2 года назад +2

      What Karl says is actually quite profound, you just have to look for the meaning.

  • @MYSTERON07
    @MYSTERON07 2 года назад +2

    I think Karl is the only one that doesn't know how brilliant he is. Thankyou Manchester!!!

  • @JoshuaGilroyRossi
    @JoshuaGilroyRossi 11 лет назад +18

    rickys face when karl says its hassle is great

  • @Chotabear
    @Chotabear 8 лет назад +45

    What Karl says is so true. The best part of Christmas is the food - bigger dinner than usual. Everything else about it is nonsense - the build-up etc Christmas cards are dreadful - I no longer send them and I hate receiving them - they mean nothing !!! What Karl says is always true and it's the way he says it that makes him so funny. His deadpan grumpy expression - Genius !!!

  • @ryleighs9575
    @ryleighs9575 8 лет назад +33

    "Tiny Tim go and get a chicken!"

  • @CaptainSurf
    @CaptainSurf 7 лет назад +41

    "You're making me look like a div, 'ere!" - Karl's career in a nutshell.

  • @Yakushii
    @Yakushii 3 года назад +17

    Yeah, I'm with Karl on this. I hate the build-up, and the expectations. I like to lie in when I'm on vacation. I wish everyone would just shut up about "oh we have to do this and that, and visit these people" every day.

  • @ImMata
    @ImMata Год назад +1

    Karl's greatest quality is that he always has his own thoughts, he never takes stuff for what it is

  • @edwardmatthews7402
    @edwardmatthews7402 11 лет назад +7

    I love that Ricky introduced Karl to the world

  • @bobs1989
    @bobs1989 9 лет назад +23

    Christmas has happened get back to work 😂😂

  • @fragstainz8668
    @fragstainz8668 8 лет назад +27

    "...Something about witches."

  • @Zerpentile93
    @Zerpentile93 9 лет назад +38

    "It was rubbish. It was an old fellow reading out a smelly bible. Really old books."

  • @Thorny5718
    @Thorny5718 2 года назад +5

    “‘Yeah she came from Salford’ haha that fucking killed me.

    • @lsmoulton
      @lsmoulton 2 года назад +1

      Yeah, she was "knocking about" in Salford.

  • @jameshickey1294
    @jameshickey1294 2 года назад +1

    2021 after Xmas an Karl is the man still

  • @thomasreynolds771
    @thomasreynolds771 10 лет назад +15

    Tiny Tim - go n get a chicken - ahhhhhhhhhh, I laughed so much, oh fuck.

  • @christianazacarias
    @christianazacarias 8 лет назад +2

    Best thing to watch before Christmas Eve

  • @GGMU1987
    @GGMU1987 2 года назад +16

    “Something about witches” 😂😂

  • @BipolarBowler
    @BipolarBowler 2 года назад +1

    I loved the weeks off for Christmas vacation

  • @LindseyThePirate21
    @LindseyThePirate21 13 лет назад +8

    Ricky Gervais' laugh makes my life, every time I hear it. :)

  • @spaghetti_legss
    @spaghetti_legss 11 месяцев назад +1

    “Tiny Tim, go and get a chicken”
    Best synopsis of A Christmas Carol ever

  • @jackbonner3056
    @jackbonner3056 10 лет назад +8

    "I love easter, no you don't you like eggs you like chocolate you fat little..." I love it how you can hear the people in the background laughing. x'DD

  • @ting280
    @ting280 13 лет назад +8

    Karl's a genius. nothing but love for him. i would love to have a chat with him

  • @JakeWilliams283
    @JakeWilliams283 8 лет назад +24

    I'm gonna have this kid in a bit, sort somewhere out

  • @TrendK1ller
    @TrendK1ller 2 года назад +1

    We need more people like Karl today more than ever.

  • @childoffire1565
    @childoffire1565 2 года назад +4

    “A star was involved”

  • @zloychechen5150
    @zloychechen5150 12 лет назад +4

    i like the way gervais always laughs at everything. in my mind, most comedians are quite deadpan, but this one is enjoying his own stuff more than anyone else)

  • @bigmoncrief6071
    @bigmoncrief6071 2 года назад +7

    The retail industry has put the final nail into the coffin of Christmas in the last decade or so.
    Doing your Christmas shopping in late November used to be regarded as early. Now all the big stores have the Santa hats, tinsel, fake trees, lights and snow domes out in September when we're still having BBQs.
    A four month retail campaign for a two day festival has completely devalued the whole thing.

  • @cartmanofsp
    @cartmanofsp 4 года назад +4

    “We’re gonna struggle, it’s Christmas Eve.”
    I love Mary and Joseph struggling to find a hotel to stay in, like its Blackpool

    • @cartmanofsp
      @cartmanofsp 2 года назад

      @@abcxyz53 Blackpool is a popular weekend holiday destination for people in the north

  • @andrewvitale7128
    @andrewvitale7128 2 года назад +7

    This man is a national treasure! You would be surprised the amount of people just like him it truly scary! Funny but scary.

  • @lisabettini556
    @lisabettini556 9 лет назад +1

    I start losing it when Ricky is about to lose it, and locks it up--trying not to laugh, too early, but it starts when he says she was wanderin' about...knockin' around with those three fellers. And Ricky's face (don't laugh, don't laugh, don't laugh) CLASSIC!

  • @dylanlomas8739
    @dylanlomas8739 8 лет назад +8

    karl: hurry up and find somewhere im going to have this kid in a bit
    ricky: yea she came from salford hahaa

  • @this_Joe_Smith
    @this_Joe_Smith Год назад

    I love Karl so much. Everything about him. 🥰

  • @luukeluketer1024
    @luukeluketer1024 8 лет назад +40

    I'm a certified Karloholic........Ask me anything...........

    • @hamnchee
      @hamnchee 8 лет назад

      What word did Karl go for instead of "saved" when he was talking about being rescued from a desert island?

    • @luukeluketer1024
      @luukeluketer1024 8 лет назад +4

      Visda58 'Captured'........Easy mate........

    • @hamnchee
      @hamnchee 8 лет назад +1

      luuke furtado In a particular role-play scenario, what three things was Karl claiming not to be paid or qualified for to be sorting out for Ricky?

    • @luukeluketer1024
      @luukeluketer1024 8 лет назад +2

      Visda58 You are pushing your luck mate.....Please rephrase your question ,that's some atrocious language......

    • @hamnchee
      @hamnchee 8 лет назад

      luuke furtado What do you mean? The grammar of the question is correct. I'll give you a hint... the three things rhymed.

  • @joshuaclemency6883
    @joshuaclemency6883 2 года назад

    Amazing this was posted 11 years ago. Karl's thinking is timeless.

  • @Labeaus
    @Labeaus 8 лет назад +6

    tiny tim go an' get a chicken😂. I'm dead

  • @JTK639
    @JTK639 2 года назад +1

    Classic.You ever feel down.Listen to Carl and Ricky😂😎💎💎💎💎

  • @HAJIMEDJ
    @HAJIMEDJ 9 лет назад +14

    Haha, he's so right about it being a dead week between Christmas and New Year. It's the shittiest period of the year. You're still recovering from the hangover of Christmas and eating too much, got to go to work, and already you're looking forward to New Year's eve. And everyone's like that so nothing ever gets done.

    • @georgeohunt2263
      @georgeohunt2263 2 года назад +1

      See we've clearly got very different views on that. I love the period between Christmas and New Year because nothing ever gets done. It's a week of no work, eating leftovers and drinking without even knowing what day it is. And I fucking love it.
      New year's is a shower of shite though

  • @rctracey5390
    @rctracey5390 2 года назад

    Brilliant and simple. I love his honesty, right or wrong.

  • @mattball7596
    @mattball7596 8 лет назад +3

    This is hilarious 😂 got a mate like this and honestly, nm how much you argue, show him facts etc he will not budge XD

  • @NeridaWarwick
    @NeridaWarwick 10 лет назад +2

    Most innovative comedy act I've ever seen. Never miss their shows

  • @AutoJew
    @AutoJew 12 лет назад +3

    4:02 - that smile, among Karl's flaming of Xmas, is comic genius.

  • @EarthwormShandy
    @EarthwormShandy 12 лет назад

    Best episode ever, I'd imagine.

  • @schpleeb
    @schpleeb 9 лет назад +3

    that smile from Ricky at 4:02 haha

  • @niallyshere
    @niallyshere 2 года назад +1

    "we're gonna struggle, it's Christmas eve"🤣🤣🤣🤣

  • @jimothybikael
    @jimothybikael 3 года назад +3

    4:41 my fucking sides 😂😂

  • @owlsry4093
    @owlsry4093 2 года назад

    I love Karl. He is so sweet!!!!!

  • @LukeRhoden1
    @LukeRhoden1 9 лет назад +4

    "She was from Salford" pissed at that

  • @geraldinerobert1194
    @geraldinerobert1194 5 лет назад +2

    Just makes me laugh to no end his humour is so honest and just being himself

    • @jefffredriksz1116
      @jefffredriksz1116 2 года назад

      I honestly don't think he's trying to be funny..especially in front of the camera. That's the beauty in how he expresses himself. I often share his views and feelings on things except that when I express them, people see it as my being cynical..lol. He's a very down to earth kind of guy with most getting the wrong impression but at his core, he's a very compassionate and empathetic person.

  • @aaronfaulkes
    @aaronfaulkes 10 лет назад +2

    The sniff at the start lol

  • @livejts3301
    @livejts3301 4 месяца назад +1

    1:21 “We’ve done that”… I use that at work because of Ricky😂

  • @fizz113
    @fizz113 11 лет назад +18

    You've fallen for the trap I fell in years ago, where I thought Ricky was just a bully.
    Ricky is basically trying to get Karl to talk and to experience stuff. calling him an idiot is friendly banter, and head references add to said banter.
    I do that to mates, and mates do that to me.

    • @juanertizer
      @juanertizer 2 года назад +4

      It doesn't help that sometimes Ricky misses his point so badly it seems deliberate.

    • @jackal9701
      @jackal9701 2 года назад

      I’d say Ricky was proud of him here and even let up on him. Let him have his say, and ultimately agreed. I feel like Ricky let’s us experience Karl to understand why they get on, but keeps giving us a look now and then in humor to push his narrative.

  • @TheBehm08
    @TheBehm08 2 года назад +1

    “I’m having this baby. Sort this out” 😂

  • @49Ibanez
    @49Ibanez 13 лет назад +3

    "There was a star involved" :L haha!!

  • @TheKimdunn
    @TheKimdunn 14 лет назад

    I do so love Karl.

  • @SirBobertThe3rd
    @SirBobertThe3rd 10 лет назад +3

    Tiny tim! Go get a chicken.. !

  • @AG-6969
    @AG-6969 2 года назад +1

    There is something so magical about Ricky. He finds so much joy and humor in the world. Sad we are all not like him...

  • @ethanjohnson9521
    @ethanjohnson9521 10 лет назад +20

    why wasnt jesus looking forward to easter ? did he not like chocolate ?

    • @maisietaylor2205
      @maisietaylor2205 10 лет назад +1

      That's when he died

    • @ethanjohnson9521
      @ethanjohnson9521 10 лет назад +20

      maisie taylor ah ok, why did he have his birthday at christmas ? he would have been better having it later in the year so he didnt get all his presents at once !

    • @MMOSlut
      @MMOSlut 10 лет назад +5

      maisie taylor Fucking idiot. Made my day hahaha

    • @LiquidSwords1000
      @LiquidSwords1000 10 лет назад +2

      LOL Your comments had me crackin up. XD

    • @graceygrumble
      @graceygrumble 10 лет назад +4

      They should have booked a hotel in advance too. Christmas is always one of the busiest times!

  • @BrandonWillWin
    @BrandonWillWin Год назад

    Great clip.
    Oh and have a good Christmas

  • @JiveDadson
    @JiveDadson 9 лет назад +6

    There are two contradictory stories, one in Matthew, one in Luke. Karl's mashup is as good as any.

  • @philbecker4676
    @philbecker4676 2 года назад +1

    I love how you can always see the wheels turning in his head.

  • @firefly3391
    @firefly3391 10 лет назад +5

    knowing it was... JEW ;D 0:40

    • @KL_Stereo
      @KL_Stereo 9 лет назад +1

      Daniel Freer fucking hell, never noticed that little gem before :D

    • @hhhfff7953
      @hhhfff7953 5 лет назад

      *due

  • @armedbandit
    @armedbandit 2 года назад +1

    'Mary was pregnant, she was wondering about...' It was at this point Ricky knew he chose the right topic...

  • @jessestevens_aka_jesus
    @jessestevens_aka_jesus 2 года назад +4

    Karl is funnier than Ricky

  • @Vaivadas
    @Vaivadas 12 лет назад

    i just love both of them :D

  • @howisceneit9345
    @howisceneit9345 8 лет назад +123

    Karl's made out to be an idiot but not getting involved in religion sounds pretty clever to me 😉

    • @kevtb874
      @kevtb874 2 года назад +5

      He's already more intelligent than the average religious person right there.

    • @hew195050
      @hew195050 2 года назад +1

      You bet! clever disguise that stupid shtick!

  • @ThatBloodyHobo
    @ThatBloodyHobo 11 лет назад +1

    You can tell Ricky loves Karl. This is how me and my best friend are when we're together.

  • @InnerTranquility
    @InnerTranquility 9 лет назад +3

    Listen at 3:18, moaning in the background. What's goin on here?

  • @cal9428
    @cal9428 2 года назад +1

    Recommendations on point

  • @alegomanYTPs
    @alegomanYTPs 2 года назад +1

    there's always someone 'knockin about' in any story

  • @rssecretz
    @rssecretz 12 лет назад

    i have wished that for YEARS. him ricky and steve on QI XL would be the best event in history

  • @thewrighttime1
    @thewrighttime1 8 лет назад +1

    this cats mind & thought pattern needs to be explored. Karl is one of very few that I never know what he will twist next out of a normal situation or thought. GREAT!!! Thanks Ricky for this find, "Karl Pilkington."

  • @adelarsen9776
    @adelarsen9776 2 года назад +1

    You can tell when it's almost Xmas. They start putting out the Easter eggs.

  • @allendroid
    @allendroid 13 лет назад

    Just been listening to the old xfm radio shows and the funny thing is that he retells these stories and Ricky & Steve sometimes act if they are new, like how The Office US uses The Office UK jokes. But still as awesome.

  • @jamesdixon4810
    @jamesdixon4810 10 лет назад

    This is from the XFM years. So good!

  • @jowotjo1
    @jowotjo1 12 лет назад

    Very true orenji.... You know when it gets all pilkington. Bloody brilliant

  • @paulmorphy6187
    @paulmorphy6187 2 года назад

    One of the most loved men in British history

  • @nothingtosee314
    @nothingtosee314 2 года назад +1

    "Jesus certainly wasn't looking forward to Easter."
    Gold.

  • @williamespinosa9094
    @williamespinosa9094 Год назад +1

    The world watches Carl because he is funny..and everyone has a little bit of Carl's logic that they agree with 🙆👏👏