7 Ways to Troll Guitar Center Employees
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Holy shit that bit involving One had me dying
Didn't expect the out of tune G string.
awesome coolness
An alternative idea is to use the phone war sounds then play One by Creed.
@@mr.anderson70 Bro, that would be great! 😂
"Mali army cannot afford real bullets"
Testing the Floyd rose made me anxiously grab my Allen key
I’m gonna try these
The black hole. 😂
3 is my favorite!
"Still Got No Skills" hit me deep, especially since I can't seem to bend properly at the higher frets.
Well I don't bend properly at the higher frets cuz I fear that the string might snap into my eye
@@holdenmcgroin5003 holy hell, same. i feel like I need to wear gloves and glasses if I want to tune my guitar
Have no fear. Steve Vai practiced is bends with a tuner. Don’t worry about guitar strings snapping. On a decent set of strings on a set-up guitar, it’s actually pretty hard to snap a string. Remember that the heavier the string, the less distance you need to bend and the lighter the string the more distance you need to bend. Practice with a tuner over and over and over for a very long time until you know exactly how it should sound and then it’s muscle memory.
Which song did he play?
@@syke_bass still got the blues by Gary Moore
Everyone has hit that detuned G string while playing One 😂
Cause it's always detuned
It's always the damn g string
Wrong...
@Zombie Frogg oh, shut up
@Zombie Frogg you must never bend
This makes me remember that the best way I've seen someone troll guitar center employees was that time I heard a guy purposely butcher classic rock songs while playing as loud as he could and every time he'd stop playing a riff he'd look at one of them and say don't you just love that classic back in black tone.
Yeah he sounds like a douche. At the end of the day, they’re just retail workers making shitty money.
I agree but most the guitar shop guys I've met are complete asses and Act like the are better then every one. I completely boycotted a store because of this refuse to go there now.
Just retail workers making shitty money at a place they choose to work at
@@tpatt623 Don't be that guy
@@DeosPraetorian which guy?
The "testing floyd rose" sounds like any slayer solo
Dude right
Basically, every Kerry King solo.
When we need him the most he has returned. Stronger than before.
Look to my coming on the first light of the fifth day, at dawn look to the east.
Mans had a training arc
Przynajmniej nie każe nikomu szczyn pić
My guy really sacrificed those picks to the black hole of the acoustic just for this video
Your guy? Congrats, I'm sure you'll be happy together.
Everyone has to look themselves in the mirror when they try to learn a Gary Moore song
that ratm reference is the most clever shit i've seen in my life
hearted? lessssgooo
Everybody’s seen that ad apparently lmao
Fucking hate that advert
@@luvsic35 I never even saw the ad but I instantly thought ratm lol
Tom Mozzarello ahahah
now i’m paranoid that everyone i’ve ever seen in a guitar store is just following these rules of etiquette.
That is not "one",that song is "zero".
Nah, zero is smashing pumpkins song
I just keep all of my extra picks inside the acoustic I never play. 😂
I worked at a Guitar Center for about a year. You should have added “using a speaker cable as an instrument cable”. All together a good list though. Lol.
I was happy to see this channel name in the notification
Kmac would be proud of you man, great video
Pulling out 7 guitar picks to replace the 1 u just dropped, and dropping all of them too. 🤣
this jazzy title card background music is making me want to listen to this on some huh duh six hungeos from ol' mate senny
NUGGETS
"Auxillary mode"
*Orgasmic Australian noises*
"Bluetooth mode"
The last thing I expected to see on this vid is a friggin DankPods reference.
Damn.
Or say "can I see a Gibson Les Paul custom and then after they hand it to you say "I'm really a drummer."
1:40 i won’t lie this is definitely me when YOU PLAY MÜSIC
*insert Santana earrape here*
YOU BRINGING LITE INTO THA DARKNESS
I feel bad for not knowing this, but what song is that?? 😅
@@justina2337 still got the blues Gary Moore
The Tom Mozzarello part genuinely killed me lmao
Same
I am in fact dead
Just play Sweet Child O Mine over and over. I worked there for a year and it’s the only thing I heard...
My favorite one you ever did was the never-ending 'Nothing Else Matters' with the one mistake in the lead so it starts all over again! That's a classic! 😂😂😂
Classic man...lmao
bonus suggestions : play the Stairway to Heaven solo in style of Lil Wayne...
Don't do that with cant start my mind can't handle it please😂😂
I’ve never interacted with guitar store employees, but my dispensary guys are really knowledgeable and suuuper patient and helpful.
Love your videos... awesome reference to Kmac...lol. Cheers
3:27 still better than Kerry King soloing.
Can't start is my favorite
PGC & KMachavelli the lyrical machete, bane of all guitar stores everywhere lmao
It's ALWAYS the g string
Tom Mozarello kinda accurate tbh
"Still Got No Skills" my favorite
Before watching this video, I had litterally not seen anyone but Gary Moore play Parisienne Walkways. After watching, I still say the same thing.
Edit: Played so trollingly that I didn't get the song right.
Well now I know not to ever work at a guitar store because this is masochism
That Tom morello joke was fucking awesome
3. Needs half note bends, but not quite 1/4 notes are good enough.
I once freaked out a guitar store employee by doing 2 finger tapping and Floyd Rose dive bombs in an Alvarez Dana Scoop, as they looked absolutely fragile.
I'm a simple man : I see the notification, I click
I just play riffs 1 string up or down from their actual position so it’s the right pattern but it’s not it.
The way you look out of the window with a sense of distain really gets me.
i need to know the name of the song from the "still got no skill" bit
still got the blues
2:54 treat you better - shawn mendes starts playing*
Laughed at the Kmac one, what's the name of the closing song the one final dark screen?
Drunken sailor
I love how his expression never really changes 😂
The first joke with the beggining of One was killer
i felt that pick drop next to me irl
I feel like the guitar center by me must be the only decent one with the way everyone hates their employees.
I know! I've lived in two different places and the Guitar Center people have always been cool!
What is the name of the song that you played at 1:40 ?
I'm great at going into guitar stores and sounding really, really bad at guitar. I'm sure it annoys every poor soul that has to hear me, not just the employees
Hell yeah i love the Plug in Baby riff 😌
Number 8: Move an amplifier to the floor and play on full volume!
What song was he attempting to play a 1:40 I want to hear a good version lol
still got the blue - gary moore
As a guitar center employee I would tell you I’d be right back and go to the back and not come out.
3:27 Kerry King?
„Still got the blues“ was meant to be butchered by cover bands. I don’t know why they even bother...
Totally lost my shit when you started playing one
I work at guitar center
LOL.. 'Testing the Floyd Rose' is my fave... but the real winner is the picks in the acoustic, 'coz that has longer-term annoyance effect; maybe lick your fingers before you use them as that slight stickiness increases the randomness of the rattling. Bwahaha.......
Man, what a weak Floyd Rose test, he didn't even do the proper 'lift your guitar by the whammy bar and wiggle it like you're Herman Li'-test! I mean how are you supposed to know if it'll hold up if you can't lift your guitar by the whammy bar?!
I learned a long time ago that nearly all music store employees are arrogant condescending rude Jerks. They tend to hire cheap so end up with nasty teens interested in showing off their limited knowledge or failed musicians in mediocre bar bands. And the older you get, the ruder they get.
I once got a really good job and saved my $ up for my dream guitar. I drove 45 minutes to a store that had it on sale. It had a lock on it so I could not just walk up and pick it up to examine it. I went to the counter and told the guy I was interested in that particular guitar. He sort of sneered at me like "yeah, right." And walked off to talk with some kids. When I could not get any help I walked off and ended up buying elsewhere.
Once music stores went internet I purchase virtually everything online. Never had any problems buying anything I want that way, sans the rude employees.
Not sure if you want me to dislike or like it.
Lol. It should be watch 7 ways to get a Guitar Center salesman to run away from you. Oh, never mind they do that with anyone walking into the store. Just play Stairway To Heaven all the way through lol.
I mean the company is already going under.. and this is just way too much effort. I feel like your haircut will be enough to annoy the hombres at GC and beyond.
little brainstop for guitar store employees. Make a sorry face, and tell them that you accidentally dropped your pick inside a guitar. And you must hold an electric solid body guitar in your hands at that moment.
that one acoustic guitar has swallowed more guitar picks than the rest of the acoustic guitars throughout the world combined...
OUTSTANDING.
I used to work at guitar center... I used to tune everything to b standard. They thought it was a customer doing it. I dont know why i did it. But it was good for a laugh.
It felt bad that when "you can't start", I "can't stop" you.
But, hey "don't stop you me now" either for saying that.
I think the joke is on anyone willing to actually pick up and play a guitar from the wall or stand at guitar center. Those things are nasty. Think about who has actually played those... Really think about it. Its not the store employees. They dont play those shrunken neck, sharp fret guitars. They won't even tune them because they are smart enough to not touch em.
I need a Floyd Rose 😂
Play Stairway to heaven at guitar center and see what happens. I never realized they had so many employees available at one time.
Yes, working at Guitar Center especially on a Saturday afternoon, nerve racking
THAT BACKGROUND MUSIC REMINDS ME OF DANKPODS HAHAHAHA
dude the "shitty tom Morello noises" is how i play 85% of the time anyway, at guitar center or home or anywhere
I didn’t trust teachers, I don’t trust politicians or the police but man this vid got my dormant brain to happy
Its funny cause the guys at the guitar center that i go to are really chill guitar lovers its funny to hear about rude ones
One on a budget? Looks like I have a video about that lol :P
Hahahaha!!!!!!!! One!
Thumbs the fuk up!!!
The picks in the acoustic... omfg too funny!
Play Hotel California solo ending part and mess every one of the slides...
The Can't start part was the REAL FUNNY part...!...!
Dislikes are from guitar center employees
they should charge you so much a min. if you dont buy something over ten bucks
Can’t start was so fucking funny because I do that all the time on my own lmao
That part 3 sounds like john petrucci and jordan rudess only but I cant remember the song.
I think you’re thinking of Truth from their Evening With album.
@@progjazz77 yup that one is awesomee
I would totally crop dust that aisle if you subjected me to that...
2:54 sounds like Steve Reich
Eat 2 cans of baked beans with extra onions before showing up 🤢
well that was a 3 min crap fest, thought it might be some advice about the guitar store
What the actual fuck, I own those exact same 2 guitars.
Can’t Start was the fucking best, had me dying
10/10
Plug out baby has been me on every occasion
It's like a scene that should have been in Spinal Tap.
Also how to disturb your apartment neighbors
How about avoiding Guitar Center altogether.
cuz I stiiiiill
got no skillllllsss
fooooorrrr youuutuuuuuuube