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Комментарии • 294

  • @samharradence5689
    @samharradence5689 3 года назад +836

    Holy shit that bit involving One had me dying

    • @Cthulhu_Awaken
      @Cthulhu_Awaken 3 года назад +23

      Didn't expect the out of tune G string.

    • @wildwoodtop
      @wildwoodtop 3 года назад +3

      awesome coolness

    • @mr.anderson70
      @mr.anderson70 3 года назад +4

      An alternative idea is to use the phone war sounds then play One by Creed.

    • @FEAROWNAGE
      @FEAROWNAGE 3 года назад +1

      @@mr.anderson70 Bro, that would be great! 😂

    • @randormvideos3165
      @randormvideos3165 2 года назад +1

      "Mali army cannot afford real bullets"

  • @dylannevermore9782
    @dylannevermore9782 3 года назад +8

    Testing the Floyd rose made me anxiously grab my Allen key

  • @jordankortenber6600
    @jordankortenber6600 3 года назад +6

    I’m gonna try these

  • @twkillcross1289
    @twkillcross1289 3 года назад +1

    The black hole. 😂

  • @pitchwisepitchkers4612
    @pitchwisepitchkers4612 3 года назад

    3 is my favorite!

  • @Cthulhu_Awaken
    @Cthulhu_Awaken 3 года назад +313

    "Still Got No Skills" hit me deep, especially since I can't seem to bend properly at the higher frets.

    • @holdenmcgroin5003
      @holdenmcgroin5003 3 года назад +29

      Well I don't bend properly at the higher frets cuz I fear that the string might snap into my eye

    • @roaringpain3250
      @roaringpain3250 3 года назад +8

      @@holdenmcgroin5003 holy hell, same. i feel like I need to wear gloves and glasses if I want to tune my guitar

    • @joshuamirabal822
      @joshuamirabal822 3 года назад +6

      Have no fear. Steve Vai practiced is bends with a tuner. Don’t worry about guitar strings snapping. On a decent set of strings on a set-up guitar, it’s actually pretty hard to snap a string. Remember that the heavier the string, the less distance you need to bend and the lighter the string the more distance you need to bend. Practice with a tuner over and over and over for a very long time until you know exactly how it should sound and then it’s muscle memory.

    • @syke_bass
      @syke_bass 3 года назад

      Which song did he play?

    • @nicklasrothmann4043
      @nicklasrothmann4043 3 года назад +1

      @@syke_bass still got the blues by Gary Moore

  • @travisnorman
    @travisnorman 3 года назад +572

    Everyone has hit that detuned G string while playing One 😂

  • @jnutz4871
    @jnutz4871 3 года назад +240

    This makes me remember that the best way I've seen someone troll guitar center employees was that time I heard a guy purposely butcher classic rock songs while playing as loud as he could and every time he'd stop playing a riff he'd look at one of them and say don't you just love that classic back in black tone.

    • @newthrash1221
      @newthrash1221 3 года назад +17

      Yeah he sounds like a douche. At the end of the day, they’re just retail workers making shitty money.

    • @stevencole7200
      @stevencole7200 3 года назад +15

      I agree but most the guitar shop guys I've met are complete asses and Act like the are better then every one. I completely boycotted a store because of this refuse to go there now.

    • @tpatt623
      @tpatt623 3 года назад +3

      Just retail workers making shitty money at a place they choose to work at

    • @DeosPraetorian
      @DeosPraetorian 3 года назад +7

      @@tpatt623 Don't be that guy

    • @tpatt623
      @tpatt623 3 года назад +1

      @@DeosPraetorian which guy?

  • @Wolf-km5wm
    @Wolf-km5wm 3 года назад +119

    The "testing floyd rose" sounds like any slayer solo

  • @filantropztulczyna7589
    @filantropztulczyna7589 3 года назад +566

    When we need him the most he has returned. Stronger than before.

    • @breadyegg
      @breadyegg 3 года назад +4

      Look to my coming on the first light of the fifth day, at dawn look to the east.

    • @Jaydens.Motivation
      @Jaydens.Motivation 3 года назад +1

      Mans had a training arc

    • @czarnywomsz2183
      @czarnywomsz2183 3 года назад

      Przynajmniej nie każe nikomu szczyn pić

  • @moke37
    @moke37 3 года назад +71

    My guy really sacrificed those picks to the black hole of the acoustic just for this video

    • @fdfsdfsvsfgsg4888
      @fdfsdfsvsfgsg4888 3 года назад +2

      Your guy? Congrats, I'm sure you'll be happy together.

  • @Milkman-bu9es
    @Milkman-bu9es 3 года назад +136

    Everyone has to look themselves in the mirror when they try to learn a Gary Moore song

  • @onur6325
    @onur6325 3 года назад +147

    that ratm reference is the most clever shit i've seen in my life

    • @onur6325
      @onur6325 3 года назад +6

      hearted? lessssgooo

    • @luvsic35
      @luvsic35 3 года назад +3

      Everybody’s seen that ad apparently lmao

    • @VeryNaCly07
      @VeryNaCly07 3 года назад +4

      Fucking hate that advert

    • @eneapopovic4207
      @eneapopovic4207 3 года назад +7

      @@luvsic35 I never even saw the ad but I instantly thought ratm lol

    • @Cryogenius333
      @Cryogenius333 3 года назад +5

      Tom Mozzarello ahahah

  • @iamjackmccoy
    @iamjackmccoy 3 года назад +51

    now i’m paranoid that everyone i’ve ever seen in a guitar store is just following these rules of etiquette.

  • @MatheusSantos-iz1ip
    @MatheusSantos-iz1ip 3 года назад +190

    That is not "one",that song is "zero".

    • @Faks.09
      @Faks.09 3 года назад +8

      Nah, zero is smashing pumpkins song

  • @michaelsoltesz3779
    @michaelsoltesz3779 3 года назад +72

    I just keep all of my extra picks inside the acoustic I never play. 😂

  • @tylerbrittan593
    @tylerbrittan593 3 года назад +49

    I worked at a Guitar Center for about a year. You should have added “using a speaker cable as an instrument cable”. All together a good list though. Lol.

  • @jacktrent5648
    @jacktrent5648 3 года назад +63

    I was happy to see this channel name in the notification

  • @MrMikihol
    @MrMikihol 3 года назад +34

    Kmac would be proud of you man, great video

  • @edwardojr2838
    @edwardojr2838 3 года назад +39

    Pulling out 7 guitar picks to replace the 1 u just dropped, and dropping all of them too. 🤣

  • @TrashHeapCustodian
    @TrashHeapCustodian 3 года назад +72

    this jazzy title card background music is making me want to listen to this on some huh duh six hungeos from ol' mate senny

    • @jimbo-tq1rr
      @jimbo-tq1rr 3 года назад +6

      NUGGETS

    • @JustToComment2023
      @JustToComment2023 3 года назад +8

      "Auxillary mode"
      *Orgasmic Australian noises*

    • @TurquoiseIcy
      @TurquoiseIcy 3 года назад +2

      "Bluetooth mode"

    • @the48thvain
      @the48thvain 3 года назад +7

      The last thing I expected to see on this vid is a friggin DankPods reference.

    • @KazeAkiyama
      @KazeAkiyama 3 года назад +1

      Damn.

  • @joetroutt7425
    @joetroutt7425 3 года назад +22

    Or say "can I see a Gibson Les Paul custom and then after they hand it to you say "I'm really a drummer."

  • @DOGSPAWN
    @DOGSPAWN 3 года назад +63

    1:40 i won’t lie this is definitely me when YOU PLAY MÜSIC

    • @dannytheguitarwarrior
      @dannytheguitarwarrior 3 года назад +5

      *insert Santana earrape here*

    • @cobgod1415
      @cobgod1415 3 года назад

      YOU BRINGING LITE INTO THA DARKNESS

    • @justina2337
      @justina2337 3 года назад +1

      I feel bad for not knowing this, but what song is that?? 😅

    • @Max-dr6rz
      @Max-dr6rz 3 года назад

      @@justina2337 still got the blues Gary Moore

  • @AleXDtmp
    @AleXDtmp 3 года назад +53

    The Tom Mozzarello part genuinely killed me lmao

  • @lastactionhero7541
    @lastactionhero7541 3 года назад +11

    Just play Sweet Child O Mine over and over. I worked there for a year and it’s the only thing I heard...

  • @Axess-sv8nq
    @Axess-sv8nq 3 года назад +64

    My favorite one you ever did was the never-ending 'Nothing Else Matters' with the one mistake in the lead so it starts all over again! That's a classic! 😂😂😂

  • @ruzainhatim5185
    @ruzainhatim5185 3 года назад +11

    bonus suggestions : play the Stairway to Heaven solo in style of Lil Wayne...

  • @giannispolizos3973
    @giannispolizos3973 3 года назад +10

    Don't do that with cant start my mind can't handle it please😂😂

  • @UATU.
    @UATU. 3 года назад +29

    I’ve never interacted with guitar store employees, but my dispensary guys are really knowledgeable and suuuper patient and helpful.

  • @GuitarDaddyo
    @GuitarDaddyo 3 года назад +9

    Love your videos... awesome reference to Kmac...lol. Cheers

  • @David..
    @David.. 3 года назад +5

    3:27 still better than Kerry King soloing.

  • @nestycb6702
    @nestycb6702 3 года назад +12

    Can't start is my favorite

  • @gruggerduggerhoose
    @gruggerduggerhoose 3 года назад +10

    PGC & KMachavelli the lyrical machete, bane of all guitar stores everywhere lmao

  • @jamesgriffyn
    @jamesgriffyn 3 года назад +6

    It's ALWAYS the g string

  • @th3.c1ph3r3r
    @th3.c1ph3r3r 3 года назад +17

    Tom Mozarello kinda accurate tbh

  • @madget
    @madget 3 года назад +24

    "Still Got No Skills" my favorite

  • @bruzie900
    @bruzie900 3 года назад +6

    Before watching this video, I had litterally not seen anyone but Gary Moore play Parisienne Walkways. After watching, I still say the same thing.
    Edit: Played so trollingly that I didn't get the song right.

  • @MrAVGNdude
    @MrAVGNdude 3 года назад +4

    Well now I know not to ever work at a guitar store because this is masochism

  • @JamieMcGuire3295
    @JamieMcGuire3295 3 года назад +6

    That Tom morello joke was fucking awesome

  • @djay6651
    @djay6651 3 года назад +2

    3. Needs half note bends, but not quite 1/4 notes are good enough.
    I once freaked out a guitar store employee by doing 2 finger tapping and Floyd Rose dive bombs in an Alvarez Dana Scoop, as they looked absolutely fragile.

  • @thorolf8758
    @thorolf8758 3 года назад +39

    I'm a simple man : I see the notification, I click

  • @troystaunton254
    @troystaunton254 3 года назад +3

    I just play riffs 1 string up or down from their actual position so it’s the right pattern but it’s not it.

  • @JubbyDubbis
    @JubbyDubbis 3 года назад +16

    The way you look out of the window with a sense of distain really gets me.

  • @impure2k389
    @impure2k389 3 года назад +5

    i need to know the name of the song from the "still got no skill" bit

  • @AlexNotFounded
    @AlexNotFounded 3 года назад +2

    2:54 treat you better - shawn mendes starts playing*

  • @Jorzef2
    @Jorzef2 3 года назад +4

    Laughed at the Kmac one, what's the name of the closing song the one final dark screen?

  • @ricstormwolf
    @ricstormwolf 3 года назад +7

    I love how his expression never really changes 😂

  • @vitoredu5280
    @vitoredu5280 3 года назад +5

    The first joke with the beggining of One was killer

  • @michaelmaged4897
    @michaelmaged4897 3 года назад +6

    i felt that pick drop next to me irl

  • @JoshBattershell
    @JoshBattershell 3 года назад +6

    I feel like the guitar center by me must be the only decent one with the way everyone hates their employees.

    • @actionsub
      @actionsub 3 года назад

      I know! I've lived in two different places and the Guitar Center people have always been cool!

  • @gututuielena8651
    @gututuielena8651 3 года назад +1

    What is the name of the song that you played at 1:40 ?

  • @disco4535
    @disco4535 3 года назад +3

    I'm great at going into guitar stores and sounding really, really bad at guitar. I'm sure it annoys every poor soul that has to hear me, not just the employees

  • @veggiechip7706
    @veggiechip7706 3 года назад +2

    Hell yeah i love the Plug in Baby riff 😌

  • @DontFretAboutIt
    @DontFretAboutIt 3 года назад +10

    Number 8: Move an amplifier to the floor and play on full volume!

  • @loganluscombe6887
    @loganluscombe6887 3 года назад +1

    What song was he attempting to play a 1:40 I want to hear a good version lol

    • @duythinh252
      @duythinh252 3 года назад

      still got the blue - gary moore

  • @wyattgrant2615
    @wyattgrant2615 3 года назад +1

    As a guitar center employee I would tell you I’d be right back and go to the back and not come out.

  • @orbpulsargd2608
    @orbpulsargd2608 3 года назад +1

    3:27 Kerry King?

  • @bucketofnoises7810
    @bucketofnoises7810 3 года назад +1

    „Still got the blues“ was meant to be butchered by cover bands. I don’t know why they even bother...

  • @maybenot4267
    @maybenot4267 3 года назад +2

    Totally lost my shit when you started playing one

  • @warezarefin1702
    @warezarefin1702 3 года назад +1

    I work at guitar center

  • @ozboomer_au
    @ozboomer_au 3 года назад

    LOL.. 'Testing the Floyd Rose' is my fave... but the real winner is the picks in the acoustic, 'coz that has longer-term annoyance effect; maybe lick your fingers before you use them as that slight stickiness increases the randomness of the rattling. Bwahaha.......

  • @rofln00b
    @rofln00b 3 года назад

    Man, what a weak Floyd Rose test, he didn't even do the proper 'lift your guitar by the whammy bar and wiggle it like you're Herman Li'-test! I mean how are you supposed to know if it'll hold up if you can't lift your guitar by the whammy bar?!

  • @stephenjones101
    @stephenjones101 3 года назад

    I learned a long time ago that nearly all music store employees are arrogant condescending rude Jerks. They tend to hire cheap so end up with nasty teens interested in showing off their limited knowledge or failed musicians in mediocre bar bands. And the older you get, the ruder they get.
    I once got a really good job and saved my $ up for my dream guitar. I drove 45 minutes to a store that had it on sale. It had a lock on it so I could not just walk up and pick it up to examine it. I went to the counter and told the guy I was interested in that particular guitar. He sort of sneered at me like "yeah, right." And walked off to talk with some kids. When I could not get any help I walked off and ended up buying elsewhere.
    Once music stores went internet I purchase virtually everything online. Never had any problems buying anything I want that way, sans the rude employees.

  • @Mp57navy
    @Mp57navy 3 года назад +2

    Not sure if you want me to dislike or like it.

  • @michaelheller8841
    @michaelheller8841 3 года назад

    Lol. It should be watch 7 ways to get a Guitar Center salesman to run away from you. Oh, never mind they do that with anyone walking into the store. Just play Stairway To Heaven all the way through lol.

  • @lalberts
    @lalberts 3 года назад

    I mean the company is already going under.. and this is just way too much effort. I feel like your haircut will be enough to annoy the hombres at GC and beyond.

  • @stnhndg
    @stnhndg 3 года назад

    little brainstop for guitar store employees. Make a sorry face, and tell them that you accidentally dropped your pick inside a guitar. And you must hold an electric solid body guitar in your hands at that moment.

  • @dandeviant8866
    @dandeviant8866 3 года назад

    that one acoustic guitar has swallowed more guitar picks than the rest of the acoustic guitars throughout the world combined...

  • @sturusk3620
    @sturusk3620 3 года назад +3

    OUTSTANDING.

  • @earlycuyler2295
    @earlycuyler2295 3 года назад

    I used to work at guitar center... I used to tune everything to b standard. They thought it was a customer doing it. I dont know why i did it. But it was good for a laugh.

  • @duvan-solis
    @duvan-solis 3 года назад +6

    It felt bad that when "you can't start", I "can't stop" you.
    But, hey "don't stop you me now" either for saying that.

  • @MichaelScottGuitar
    @MichaelScottGuitar 3 года назад

    I think the joke is on anyone willing to actually pick up and play a guitar from the wall or stand at guitar center. Those things are nasty. Think about who has actually played those... Really think about it. Its not the store employees. They dont play those shrunken neck, sharp fret guitars. They won't even tune them because they are smart enough to not touch em.

  • @hooliganstreet
    @hooliganstreet 3 года назад +2

    I need a Floyd Rose 😂

  • @dietergoldschmitt9651
    @dietergoldschmitt9651 3 года назад

    Play Stairway to heaven at guitar center and see what happens. I never realized they had so many employees available at one time.

  • @guitarmagik71
    @guitarmagik71 3 года назад

    Yes, working at Guitar Center especially on a Saturday afternoon, nerve racking

  • @seansalvo4544
    @seansalvo4544 3 года назад +1

    THAT BACKGROUND MUSIC REMINDS ME OF DANKPODS HAHAHAHA

  • @heavymachete6235
    @heavymachete6235 3 года назад

    dude the "shitty tom Morello noises" is how i play 85% of the time anyway, at guitar center or home or anywhere

  • @loopybahamas672
    @loopybahamas672 3 года назад

    I didn’t trust teachers, I don’t trust politicians or the police but man this vid got my dormant brain to happy

  • @Aaron-le9oc
    @Aaron-le9oc 3 года назад

    Its funny cause the guys at the guitar center that i go to are really chill guitar lovers its funny to hear about rude ones

  • @kjl3080
    @kjl3080 3 года назад

    One on a budget? Looks like I have a video about that lol :P

  • @louistorres
    @louistorres 3 года назад

    Hahahaha!!!!!!!! One!

  • @everythingNotHere
    @everythingNotHere 3 года назад

    Thumbs the fuk up!!!
    The picks in the acoustic... omfg too funny!

  • @ΜαριοςΑθανασοπουλος-γ4ω

    Play Hotel California solo ending part and mess every one of the slides...

  • @markiyanhapyak349
    @markiyanhapyak349 Год назад

    The Can't start part was the REAL FUNNY part...!...!

  • @nukee469
    @nukee469 3 года назад +2

    Dislikes are from guitar center employees

  • @richardwillard
    @richardwillard 3 года назад

    they should charge you so much a min. if you dont buy something over ten bucks

  • @hectichive889
    @hectichive889 3 года назад

    Can’t start was so fucking funny because I do that all the time on my own lmao

  • @Bug_Berry
    @Bug_Berry 3 года назад +1

    That part 3 sounds like john petrucci and jordan rudess only but I cant remember the song.

    • @progjazz77
      @progjazz77 3 года назад

      I think you’re thinking of Truth from their Evening With album.

    • @Bug_Berry
      @Bug_Berry 3 года назад

      @@progjazz77 yup that one is awesomee

  • @pyroman6000
    @pyroman6000 3 года назад

    I would totally crop dust that aisle if you subjected me to that...

  • @brumm3653
    @brumm3653 3 года назад +1

    2:54 sounds like Steve Reich

  • @jaywestbo6936
    @jaywestbo6936 3 года назад

    Eat 2 cans of baked beans with extra onions before showing up 🤢

  • @erikbrooks7712
    @erikbrooks7712 3 года назад

    well that was a 3 min crap fest, thought it might be some advice about the guitar store

  • @dannychoriki1977
    @dannychoriki1977 3 года назад

    What the actual fuck, I own those exact same 2 guitars.

  • @bankasai3120
    @bankasai3120 3 года назад

    Can’t Start was the fucking best, had me dying

  • @plumpdy5810
    @plumpdy5810 3 года назад +3

    10/10

  • @Parkskigaming
    @Parkskigaming 3 года назад +1

    Plug out baby has been me on every occasion

  • @howbouthat5479
    @howbouthat5479 3 года назад

    It's like a scene that should have been in Spinal Tap.

  • @javamurniadi6520
    @javamurniadi6520 3 года назад

    Also how to disturb your apartment neighbors

  • @guitarsarelikestupid7200
    @guitarsarelikestupid7200 3 года назад

    How about avoiding Guitar Center altogether.

  • @namelesswalaby
    @namelesswalaby 3 года назад

    cuz I stiiiiill
    got no skillllllsss
    fooooorrrr youuutuuuuuuube