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  • AngryJoe & OtherJoe review Quantum Break the Xbox One System Exclusive that combines a Third Person Action Shooter with a Television show that can effect each other! See how this unique blend shapes up!
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  • @IwinTHEGAMEOFTHRONES
    @IwinTHEGAMEOFTHRONES 8 лет назад +3781

    Other Joe watches 22 minute cutscene: "Well that was a pretty long cutscene"
    Metal Gear Solid fans: "That's cute"

    • @JOHNDAYLL
      @JOHNDAYLL 8 лет назад +79

      xD damn true

    • @Osean_Kitty
      @Osean_Kitty 8 лет назад +8

      ha!

    • @NoroGameplays
      @NoroGameplays 8 лет назад +281

      +DragonbornX45 No wonder, since metal gear solid cutscenes are usually REALLY kick ass, hell just look at metal gear solid 4

    • @tracevideoproductions
      @tracevideoproductions 8 лет назад +177

      At least those were good and fulfilling ha

    • @crozraven
      @crozraven 8 лет назад +60

      well, too bad that was not exactly applied in MGSV though

  • @gbates515
    @gbates515 8 лет назад +301

    Those episode clips are cringe worthy as fuck..

    • @logego9437
      @logego9437 8 лет назад +9

      +Garrett You mean ( •_•) ( •_•)>⌐■-■ (⌐■_■) Fringe! Lance Reddick, owning all scenes

    • @Blackswordman001
      @Blackswordman001 8 лет назад +52

      What the fuck is up with everyone suddenly starting to say cringe ?! Talk about people being being super easy susceptible to words used in mainstream media...

    • @Domedar
      @Domedar 8 лет назад +22

      +Blackswordman cringe

    • @Drako1777
      @Drako1777 8 лет назад +6

      +SCDomedar are you a child? What are tying to do?

    • @hinasakukimi
      @hinasakukimi 8 лет назад

      +Blackswordman low key cancerous edgy cringe on fleek

  • @mohammadeghbalbakhtiary8360
    @mohammadeghbalbakhtiary8360 8 лет назад +143

    and Xbox fans were saying , it is gonna be the last of us of Xbox

    • @biteme5043
      @biteme5043 8 лет назад +5

      nah lou is to good

    • @joshuastanford5896
      @joshuastanford5896 8 лет назад +29

      +Deadking As an xbox fan, I would never say that lol, LOU is in a different league than this shit.

    • @candyrootbeer
      @candyrootbeer 8 лет назад +1

      +Deadking nobody said that. It was some reviewer.

    • @DroxKnows
      @DroxKnows 8 лет назад

      I was a bit skeptical. I wasn't naive enough to think it would be up to par with the last of us. Not surprised but a little disappointed that Quantum Break didn't live up to the hype. Guess I'll try it out once it's free with Gold

    • @w3r0ification
      @w3r0ification 8 лет назад +12

      You mean the ponies said kill zone was a halo killer? I'm still wait say what biiaaatch?

  • @Pheonix2450
    @Pheonix2450 8 лет назад +388

    That moment when Microsoft and their fans thought this would be Xbox's "The Last of Us"

    • @tamiabossmorton2111
      @tamiabossmorton2111 8 лет назад +11

      LOL

    • @ThinkingCosmonaut
      @ThinkingCosmonaut 8 лет назад +23

      you mean Microsoft's uncharted damn I feel sorry for them when Uncharted 4 comes out shits gonna hit the fan

    • @callanharvey2293
      @callanharvey2293 8 лет назад

      +Phoenix2450 LMFAO

    • @jamesdavidson9327
      @jamesdavidson9327 8 лет назад +2

      I never had high expectations for this game. Im too busy playing skyrim on PC

    • @GrayTempest
      @GrayTempest 8 лет назад

      +Adam Jensen Lol

  • @DeadDancers
    @DeadDancers 8 лет назад +561

    If the ending is always the same, why even bother playing?

    • @jimbogreen7029
      @jimbogreen7029 8 лет назад +83

      You could make that argument for most games though...

    • @DeadDancers
      @DeadDancers 8 лет назад +175

      True, but most games aren't built on time travel and the potential for change inherent within.

    • @denzelromero4796
      @denzelromero4796 8 лет назад +25

      Idk, this game follows the time travel theory that no matter what, you can't change the outcome of events.

    • @DeadDancers
      @DeadDancers 8 лет назад +13

      Yeah, I get that and that's cool and all (in a 'the only things you can change - such as your presence on the other side of an otherwise closed door - are actually how it always was' kind of way) but it's also such a let down. Most games don't give us choices, some games give us the illusion of choice and then some games give us multiple choices that genuinely change the ending of the game..
      This is a game with huge potential for choice that not only doesn't give you any, it strips out even the illusion by making it painfully clear that nothing you do matters.
      I dunno why it's sticking in my teeth, why it can't just be a story about how time can't be changed (except for time-enabled trespassing). Maybe games like Life is Strange have made me expect more.

    • @denzelromero4796
      @denzelromero4796 8 лет назад +5

      +DeadDancers Meh , multiple endings are forced

  • @eddiehimself
    @eddiehimself 4 года назад +23

    Honestly, there is a level in Dishonored 2 that uses the mechanic of time travel to get through the level SO much better than this game, and it's not even the main focus of the game lol.

    • @downfromthereeefters
      @downfromthereeefters 4 года назад +1

      Yo that game was so cool. And yeah that mansion level was very well done. Super cool gameplay to sneak up behind a guard while you’re in the future, switch to past, choke him, then quickly get out of sight. Awesome!

    • @Jidcruz1
      @Jidcruz1 4 года назад +2

      Titanfall 2 also has a Mission like that as well. I wish Game Devs actually revisit Time Travel Games that affect the story but keeps the adrenaline action.

    • @محمدخضيرمحسنمسائي
      @محمدخضيرمحسنمسائي 3 года назад

      But dishonored 2 did it good,l love the game

    • @ther3ap3r86
      @ther3ap3r86 3 года назад

      @@Jidcruz1 I liked that mission

  • @cheeksdafreak3058
    @cheeksdafreak3058 8 лет назад +35

    Angry Joe keeps it real this is the order 1884 2 for the Xbox one

    • @DeosPraetorian
      @DeosPraetorian 8 лет назад +4

      +CheeksDaFreak 305 nope

    • @acerola3576
      @acerola3576 8 лет назад +3

      You have no idea what you're talking about.

    • @LegoDude568
      @LegoDude568 8 лет назад

      This actually has more gameplay than the order 188SHIT

    • @Strider119119
      @Strider119119 8 лет назад

      Have you played any game by Remedy? Or are are you too young to remember Max Payne?

    • @PrizedOpinion
      @PrizedOpinion 8 лет назад

      +CheeksDaFreak 305 this game actually has a good story

  • @LFC303606ACID
    @LFC303606ACID 8 лет назад +19

    Well done Angry Joe for being honest in the face of the hype machine..
    Fuck this game, and the marketing behind it.

  • @Thepnastyone
    @Thepnastyone 8 лет назад +11

    Shocking twist ! quantum break is a shitty TV show written by Alan Wake...... Calling it now !

  • @DanielTejnicky
    @DanielTejnicky 8 лет назад +9

    If the enemies were not bulletsponges, I think it would flow better and it would sit nicely with their "realistic take" . Gunplay -> heavy pistol 4 bullets in the clip? really? And once realism is the aim... I would love to be able to sneak around and knock out some enemies in new ways (time powers) instead of killing everyone. This is not Max Payne. I felt sorry for Monarch employees which I killed.

    • @jekblom123
      @jekblom123 6 лет назад +1

      Unfortunately making enemies bullet sponges is a programmer's idea of "higher difficulty".

  • @zombiepinda
    @zombiepinda 8 лет назад +65

    Angry joe : the only good reviewer

    • @italoparoni5985
      @italoparoni5985 8 лет назад

      True dat

    • @gameexpert133
      @gameexpert133 8 лет назад +3

      total biscuit fans would love to have a word with you

    • @squirelsonparade5172
      @squirelsonparade5172 8 лет назад +3

      +zombiepinda Joe's one of my favorite reviewers to be sure but by no means the only good one. Check out: ACG - Eldergeek - Totalbiscuit - Escapist, Classic Game Room (they're all independent and all very good)

    • @brycebirkinbine4119
      @brycebirkinbine4119 8 лет назад

      +Fadi Racy ACG liked this game, but didn't like Ratchet and Clank that much. Lost respect. But hey, at least he loved Uncharted 4.

    • @shanestewart9935
      @shanestewart9935 8 лет назад

      ACG says hello

  • @gringoamigo8146
    @gringoamigo8146 Год назад +8

    It's crazy when you think development of Starfield began this year. Also, 5/10 for Quantum break? Cmon, that was harsh. It's actually really good.

  • @anthonyblast62
    @anthonyblast62 8 лет назад +13

    A lot of people say he is biased against xbox even though the order 1886 got a worst lashing and score if i remember.

    • @battification
      @battification 8 лет назад

      Exactly and the XBox Fanboys, loved every second of it. But now roles are reversed he's bias towards XBox One games, Lol.

    • @anthonyblast62
      @anthonyblast62 8 лет назад

      StarveBox_One not gonna lie im still getting a xbox one Forza And Killer Instinct. Hell yeah.

    • @battification
      @battification 8 лет назад

      Thou Sloth I'll be getting neither, sold the console months ago.

    • @dragonphoreal
      @dragonphoreal 8 лет назад

      +Thou Sloth It's basically just like the "MARVEL bias" thing, only where as MARVEL as earned so called "bias", the console wars are pretty *petty* in my opinion.

    • @brycebirkinbine4119
      @brycebirkinbine4119 8 лет назад

      It got the same

  • @werewolffindergaming896
    @werewolffindergaming896 5 лет назад +3

    Wow has it been 3 years for this game already ?!
    Have to admit though. This is the game that really sold me the Xbox one when it was first shown off. It really didn't live up to the hype, but i did rather enjoy it. I do hope we get something later down the road that would expand on it a little more. Maybe a book or a comic. I really want to see how he uses his powers after the main story

  • @Evirthewarrior
    @Evirthewarrior 8 лет назад +5

    This would be better if the main character were a velociraptor, at least he could open doors then.

    • @imasiontist653
      @imasiontist653 8 лет назад +1

      well played

    • @Evirthewarrior
      @Evirthewarrior 8 лет назад

      Barack O-Fairy life will find a way, unless you are a time traveler.

  • @Crystar500
    @Crystar500 8 лет назад +9

    I kinda want big games to suck nowadays, so Joe can rip into them.

    • @melvinlangston3483
      @melvinlangston3483 8 лет назад +1

      You monster.

    • @L3onOfKings
      @L3onOfKings 8 лет назад

      +Crystar If you like that sort of thing, you may want to check out MacksCorner / WorthABuy, both channels by the same guy. He gives truthful reviews of the shit these gaming companies are dishing out these days, in a humouress way.

    • @masterdusty17
      @masterdusty17 8 лет назад

      I thought I was the only one!

  • @timothylewis2527
    @timothylewis2527 8 лет назад +5

    I'm willing to bet that Joe is perfectly okay with Nathan Drake fighting 100s of nameless generic enemies and being able to make certain jumps one second and only able to jump a couple of feet the next. It's okay for regular youtube commenters to attack a game they've never or will never play but when someone like Joe criticizes a game for having flaws that other games get a pass on--I take umbrage with that.

    • @blue3895
      @blue3895 8 лет назад +1

      +Timothy Lewis I haven't really seen any areas in any Uncharted game where I noticed that Nathan should have made a jump and didn't. The games make it pretty clear that they aren't trying to be realistic or gritty like Quantum Break. I mean, the second game has mutants that disguises themselves as yetis to scare people away from Shambhala.

  • @samking2094
    @samking2094 5 лет назад +2

    SONY- The Last of Us, Until Dawn, Bloodborne, Uncharted 4, Uncharted The Lost Legacy, God of War, Horizon Zero Dawn, Spider-man etc...
    X-BOX One - Quantum Break
    Buying a console this week, now let me think.......?

    • @trento9891
      @trento9891 5 лет назад

      Don't forget sea of thieves!

  • @Hammerhead547
    @Hammerhead547 8 лет назад +5

    The Nissan logo on that car at 23:20 or so looks like it was pasted onto the model after the fact.

  • @thewackeygamer6051
    @thewackeygamer6051 7 лет назад +3

    its my birthday and im just going through all of joe's reviews best day ever.

  • @BrightRomeo
    @BrightRomeo 5 лет назад +4

    I thought this game will be brilliant when seeing the trailer and gameplay. Now I'm half way through and it is exactly as AngryJoe is explaining it. Sometimes the cut scenes are a lot longer than that gameplay.

  • @VeggieGamer
    @VeggieGamer 8 лет назад +427

    I don't know why, but I suddenly feel like buying a Nissan! 0_0

    • @tambettammisto7423
      @tambettammisto7423 8 лет назад +8

      lol

    • @tigor5695
      @tigor5695 8 лет назад +1

      +Veggie Gamer ayy lmao

    • @thomasfredrickson6298
      @thomasfredrickson6298 8 лет назад +5

      The power of product placement- Making you Buy Shit that You Don't Really Need!

    • @thomasfredrickson6298
      @thomasfredrickson6298 8 лет назад +5

      ***** and Energizer Batteries! Courtesy of Alan Wake!

    • @TonySki
      @TonySki 8 лет назад

      +Veggie Gamer And a Nokia phone and Surface tablet! Wait, I've already got those.

  • @ayadpolis6860
    @ayadpolis6860 8 лет назад +1079

    I like bad games because I get to have 30 minutes of life be amazing when AngryJoe reviews the games

  • @Superman-nc8mq
    @Superman-nc8mq 8 лет назад +152

    Would it be considered a crime if you kill another version of you?

    • @aceclover758
      @aceclover758 8 лет назад +23

      If you take the life of yourself, to save yourself, is it still murder?

    • @y2kplus9
      @y2kplus9 8 лет назад +7

      I heard this quite from Suzaku in Yu Yu Hakusho, when he sacrifices his cloned selves to save himself. XD

    • @sloesty
      @sloesty 7 лет назад +7

      Commiting suicide is a crime, so yes...

    • @aceclover758
      @aceclover758 7 лет назад +16

      sloesty So someone who fails to kill themselves goes to jail? XD
      That just makes it worse for them

    • @sloesty
      @sloesty 7 лет назад +2

      Activision, the con artists
      I'm pretty sure they get help.

  • @opiuy8
    @opiuy8 8 лет назад +511

    Quantum break? More like immersion break

  • @GermanGamer1007
    @GermanGamer1007 8 лет назад +1962

    so should we call it....quantum broken?

  • @DuelistRL
    @DuelistRL 8 лет назад +656

    It makes sense Xbox would release a game that feels like TV
    -_______-

  • @Obiwan1994Kenobi-iv4jf
    @Obiwan1994Kenobi-iv4jf 7 лет назад +615

    Wait, if Joe kills himself, wouldn't that mean the Joes of the future would not exist? Paradox!!!

    • @Locoman4000
      @Locoman4000 7 лет назад +78

      Unless they were Joes from parallel dimensions.

    • @JinchK
      @JinchK 7 лет назад +7

      Locoman4000 that's true

    • @yeetbeet7752
      @yeetbeet7752 7 лет назад +17

      Hat Man lol I love how we are discussing a skit so thoroughly! I love this community so much.

    • @sabalghoo
      @sabalghoo 7 лет назад +5

      We need to call Star labs. They have a lot of experience with this stuff.

    • @huey6248
      @huey6248 7 лет назад +6

      Hat Man that's the while point, he knew his fate would be sealed otherwise, after joe killed himself the black hole likely came into play creating a rip in time since we already saw future joe, duh

  • @Di3g0g0tzyn
    @Di3g0g0tzyn 8 лет назад +357

    Seems that the game Singularity did a better job than this.

    • @eX8jbn
      @eX8jbn 8 лет назад +22

      Exactly

    • @denzelromero4796
      @denzelromero4796 8 лет назад

      Not sure how. I don't remember the plot of singularity at all but at least that was a entire game I guess

    • @AgustinCuca
      @AgustinCuca 8 лет назад

      yep

    • @123x234
      @123x234 8 лет назад +10

      that was a crazy game

    • @quintonthevillain2745
      @quintonthevillain2745 8 лет назад +27

      +Diego Santos Singularity was a damn solid game with insane combat sometimes, good stuff that.
      Same deal for "Time Shift" really (only even more crazy).

  • @shakefan1484
    @shakefan1484 8 лет назад +620

    1/10
    Not enough Nissans.

    • @brazwen
      @brazwen 8 лет назад +22

      +ShakeFan14 Nissan/10

    • @marcossonicracer
      @marcossonicracer 8 лет назад +2

      needs more Nii-Sans XD

    • @TheBrutalSax
      @TheBrutalSax 8 лет назад +5

      -IGN

    • @212th
      @212th 8 лет назад +12

      Fuck Nissans. We need more Toyotas

    • @Vertutame
      @Vertutame 5 лет назад

      right, The game is so Nissan that it won't stop Nissaning you in a crucial moment like chase scene Nissan which has Nissan background and Nissan car parking.
      No nissan is being hurt in the making.

  • @navarrolevel7
    @navarrolevel7 5 лет назад +118

    Joe, you’re so lucky to be hanging out with Other Joe all the time

  • @prestongarvey5620
    @prestongarvey5620 8 лет назад +295

    How about you review your own competence and skill as a general of the Minutemen instead?
    1/10

    • @RasoKye
      @RasoKye 8 лет назад +48

      stfu preston.

    • @WaveGazer
      @WaveGazer 8 лет назад +6

      +Preston Garvey Don't you even fucking try to tell me about a settlement that needs my help.

    • @lvl5Vaporeon
      @lvl5Vaporeon 8 лет назад

      Go back to fluffy's videos Preston

    • @richardcrump7886
      @richardcrump7886 8 лет назад +5

      +Preston Garvey Tell me there's a ghoul problem at tenpines bluff one more time, I dare you.

    • @KapitanPazur1
      @KapitanPazur1 8 лет назад +5

      +Preston Garvey How about quest with delivering item "My fist" into location called "Your face" ?

  • @JaseAnimates
    @JaseAnimates 8 лет назад +1897

    RIP Joes.

    • @xiii0722
      @xiii0722 8 лет назад +10

      +KeeperOfPork XD

    • @ClunkerSlim
      @ClunkerSlim 8 лет назад +38

      All the Joe-Haters finally had their dream come true!

    • @jofdel
      @jofdel 8 лет назад +3

      +ClunkerSlim how come?

    • @ClunkerSlim
      @ClunkerSlim 8 лет назад +13

      JoffGamingProff Because they watched him get shot in the head half a dozen times!

    • @mickael486
      @mickael486 8 лет назад +9

      +HUGEDINDONG The game sucks. deal with it.

  • @Levdrekinn
    @Levdrekinn 8 лет назад +389

    When it came to watching the cutscenes and episodes I loved how everyone uses a Windows Nokia phone, Surface Pro, and are driving a Nissan.

    • @gelmir7322
      @gelmir7322 8 лет назад +25

      +Louis Ayers
      What do you expect from M$ next generation ad spamming device?

    • @Levdrekinn
      @Levdrekinn 8 лет назад +3

      gelyn miranda Yuh

    • @oneandonlyjark
      @oneandonlyjark 8 лет назад +5

      +Louis Ayers because Apple buys out product placement on everything else.

    • @mobilespace877
      @mobilespace877 8 лет назад

      +Jarrett R.K. Apple doesn't pay for product placement.

    • @oneandonlyjark
      @oneandonlyjark 8 лет назад +1

      LOL ok.
      Someone wants their stuff all over small and big screens; less today than it was back before 2010-11.

  • @Gggmanlives
    @Gggmanlives 6 лет назад +574

    From the very first gunfight in the game I knew the shooting sucked and it didn't get any better later on.

    • @seedad117
      @seedad117 6 лет назад +17

      Gggmanlives
      wait I know you...

    • @artmanrom
      @artmanrom 6 лет назад +5

      bugs bunny :) From the Half Life game series

    • @josemartin598
      @josemartin598 6 лет назад +6

      Like drakes uncharted

    • @KhayJayArt
      @KhayJayArt 6 лет назад +2

      Gggmanlives Chuck that shit off the planet, boi.

    • @WH250398
      @WH250398 6 лет назад +2

      @@josemartin598
      You mean the first Uncharted game?

  • @sandyshores3891
    @sandyshores3891 8 лет назад +569

    WEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE MAN!!! xD

  • @sovereigngaming724
    @sovereigngaming724 8 лет назад +191

    Motion Blur is a travesty in any game it's put into. There is absolutely no reason whatsoever to add Motion Blur when your eyes naturally create their own 100% super realistic Blur Effect.

    • @corey2444
      @corey2444 8 лет назад

      Ikr

    • @TarnishedGaming85
      @TarnishedGaming85 8 лет назад +45

      +Sovereign Gaming Camera motion blur is necessary at 30FPS because it makes camera movement feel more "fluid" than it actually is.

    • @UberPanzerhund
      @UberPanzerhund 8 лет назад +15

      Actually, light emitting screens don't quite make a "blur" effect like in real life, so motion blur is necessary. It's because the objects on screens aren't really moving, it's just lights changing color at different refresh rates.

    • @symphonyofaria
      @symphonyofaria 8 лет назад +3

      +Sumeet S You can never ever justify motion blur.

    • @BoarhideGaming
      @BoarhideGaming 8 лет назад

      Dying Light on console was the worst thing I've ever experienced: Motion blur, film grain and 30 FPS. It felt like I was being stabbed in the eyes over and over

  • @cyberkek4115
    @cyberkek4115 8 лет назад +100

    Time Shift. The best game with time control

    • @Virgatelamb319
      @Virgatelamb319 8 лет назад +3

      +Штурмовик You the man!! XD

    • @fgagaerhjhjyfyjfyyjkf
      @fgagaerhjhjyfyjfyyjkf 8 лет назад +3

      +Штурмовик superhot

    • @buu678
      @buu678 8 лет назад +6

      +Штурмовик but does it have nissans?

    • @ComradeTomatoTurtle
      @ComradeTomatoTurtle 8 лет назад +2

      Time shift final boss was garbage though. And the pointless quad they let you ride, soooo cool a quad OMG.

    • @STOTTINMAD
      @STOTTINMAD 8 лет назад +1

      replying just to say hell yeah. loved that game

  • @Memoonk
    @Memoonk 7 лет назад +831

    Your opening skit was more entertaining then the game.

    • @ionwolffer4157
      @ionwolffer4157 5 лет назад +16

      Agreed....i enjoyed that way more than game! Lol

    • @QuanLovesGaming
      @QuanLovesGaming 5 лет назад +24

      More character development too

    • @sharpshoota8274
      @sharpshoota8274 2 года назад +1

      @@QuanLovesGaming haha yup! All those joes had a good and different character arc

    • @mikesanders8621
      @mikesanders8621 5 месяцев назад

      I love Remedy so I bought this recently just for the lore prep for Alan Wake 2. I couldn't finish it. The combat is so fucking repetitive and the characters are beyond dull. It's their worst game to date.

  • @volty2pump
    @volty2pump 8 лет назад +308

    This game reminds me of another even better game where a normal guy gets super powers from an explosion and then another version of himself comes back to fuck your shit up, and that game is the original infamous for ps3

    • @volty2pump
      @volty2pump 8 лет назад +4

      Comes back from the future

    • @rymiledge893
      @rymiledge893 8 лет назад +10

      you know you can edit your original comment right?

    • @joaopedrom5365
      @joaopedrom5365 8 лет назад +4

      +Rymiledge only on PC , you can't do that with Android and IOS

    • @volty2pump
      @volty2pump 8 лет назад +1

      +João Pedro João thanks for that mate

    • @volty2pump
      @volty2pump 8 лет назад

      +Rymiledge and what was that about editing my comment? What did you mean

  • @byrk7219
    @byrk7219 8 лет назад +1997

    Quantum Break? More like Quantum Break Your Immersion.

  • @ajrm620
    @ajrm620 8 лет назад +493

    This game is sponsored by Nissan.

    • @S1nwar
      @S1nwar 6 лет назад +3

      how is that even a problem?

    • @Rollbrand370
      @Rollbrand370 6 лет назад +1

      I hate Nissan

    • @pnut3844able
      @pnut3844able 5 лет назад +5

      S1nwar bc Nissan is trash. Their CVT transmission is junk and will put them out of business if they keep using it

    • @adamgreensides948
      @adamgreensides948 5 лет назад +1

      Except they pronounce it nessan it's nissan

    • @jacobxiaolong9104
      @jacobxiaolong9104 4 года назад +1

      OF all the car manufacturers Remedy could've chose, they chose...NISSAN, not Toyota, Not Honda, Not Subaru, BUT NISSAN.

  • @jasontodd4925
    @jasontodd4925 8 лет назад +934

    53 dislike and it's only been 17 minutes no one finished the video yet.

    • @boomidctv6017
      @boomidctv6017 8 лет назад +21

      lmaooo

    • @antonylandrymoreau2274
      @antonylandrymoreau2274 8 лет назад +150

      +Jason Todd They came back in time to dislike that video. ;)

    • @ragegoria
      @ragegoria 8 лет назад +36

      inb4 dislikers didn't even bother to watch the video after the intro because they got salty.

    • @uruwow8
      @uruwow8 8 лет назад +21

      1000 likes... no one finished the video yet... people like and dislike for the channel not the contents of said channel...

    • @NikkisGamingChannel
      @NikkisGamingChannel 8 лет назад +4

      Joe sucks

  • @fierywolverine5044
    @fierywolverine5044 8 лет назад +401

    If joe killed his future self, Is it suicide, or murder?

  • @NujuBIONICLE
    @NujuBIONICLE 8 лет назад +172

    i have been manipulating time since 2003 with the Prince of Persia Sands of Time. Nothing original.

    • @mcbadrobotvoice8155
      @mcbadrobotvoice8155 6 лет назад +8

      NujuBIONICLE well nothing is really original when you think about it

    • @adnanasif9538
      @adnanasif9538 6 лет назад +11

      Erasmo Martinez
      Take that back !!

    • @Thomas-te2lg
      @Thomas-te2lg 6 лет назад +7

      Blinx: The Time Sweeper was manipulating time before Prince of Persia.

    • @WH250398
      @WH250398 6 лет назад +12

      @@EASM90
      Excuse me??? Sands of Time was pretty bloody amazing!

    • @blank003
      @blank003 5 лет назад

      @@EASM90 which one did u play?

  • @MisterFahrenheit
    @MisterFahrenheit 8 лет назад +143

    *Wee-Man will **_never_** die.*
    #WeeMan4ever

  • @therealMrA
    @therealMrA 8 лет назад +764

    Superman has kryptonite.
    Quantum Break guy has doors.

    • @James-qk9ql
      @James-qk9ql 6 лет назад +4

      Andrew A his name is jack joyce

    • @holamoco
      @holamoco 5 лет назад +20

      @@James-qk9ql no one cares

    • @James-qk9ql
      @James-qk9ql 5 лет назад +3

      @@holamoco someone does

    • @holamoco
      @holamoco 5 лет назад +9

      @@James-qk9ql sure

    • @mathunit1
      @mathunit1 5 лет назад +4

      @@holamoco James: Well fuck you too.

  • @nayancat5321
    @nayancat5321 8 лет назад +983

    Crapgamer gave it a 9.75/10 just because it was an Xbox game

    • @TheMamaluigi300
      @TheMamaluigi300 8 лет назад +25

      So if it wasn't, it would be worse than Superman 64?

    • @jyatsko89
      @jyatsko89 8 лет назад +130

      +Gwad5593 Lol, as a PC, Xbox One, and PS4 owner and gamer myself, lemme tell ya that there's tons and tons of those idiotic fanboys like that, on every gaming medium, be it the PC master race dickriders, or console fanatic fanboys. Doesn't matter what platform ya choose to use bro, they're all equally full of fucktards like that. Though, as the majority of my gaming is on my PC usually, I've noticed the PC fanboys and community in general puts either console's community to shame in how bad it is for the most part...for example, you think CoD chat/lobby talk is bad on either console? Lmao, come play some on PC with me...way, way worse.
      tldr; you can't escape the idiots and insane fanboys, just play what you already are still/whatever you like most.

    • @rooplal5152
      @rooplal5152 8 лет назад +10

      +Gwad5593 I recommend getting Doom on your PS4

    • @Ethanaria
      @Ethanaria 8 лет назад +67

      Don't trust crap gamer reviews. If Xbox sold a literal piece of shit he would treat it like the second coming of Jesus

    • @bulgarianreaper6587
      @bulgarianreaper6587 8 лет назад +17

      WOW what an moron I'm sorry but 9.75 just because it was an XBOX game wow just wow

  • @slampog
    @slampog 8 лет назад +421

    not worth pirating

    • @multiHKZ
      @multiHKZ 8 лет назад

      Ikr

    • @xXSilentAgent47Xx
      @xXSilentAgent47Xx 8 лет назад +17

      +slampog Not worth buying either.

    • @BreachingTBone
      @BreachingTBone 8 лет назад +76

      damn. that's like the ultimate insult.

    • @ofensatul
      @ofensatul 8 лет назад

      +BreachingTBone indeed :)

    • @fomalhaut6258
      @fomalhaut6258 8 лет назад +4

      At 60+ GB at Skidrow, yeah. I'd rather pirate porn.

  • @schantzee5733
    @schantzee5733 8 лет назад +108

    If you want better level design, bosses, and combat, play Dark Souls Joe.

    • @pipboysandlightsabers5478
      @pipboysandlightsabers5478 8 лет назад +3

      LOL

    • @soyu2809
      @soyu2809 8 лет назад +4

      It is too hard for Joe to finish it.

    • @soyu2809
      @soyu2809 8 лет назад +2

      Joe is too busy lol,he just don't have hundreds of hours to finish it.

    • @Jorg13
      @Jorg13 8 лет назад +1

      +Mr Snizzle agree played only 1 and it was awful

    • @FilthyNobeard
      @FilthyNobeard 8 лет назад +2

      +George G You're, objectively speaking, wrong. And anyone who unironically says anything along the lines of "Bloodboring" is a paragon of all things dull, uninteresting, and you guessed it, lame.

  • @CatherineTakamaki
    @CatherineTakamaki 5 лет назад +209

    im gonna be honest, i loved this game, even the 40 min cutscenes, even my dad loved these cutscenes, even though he,s not into these types of games. This game reminds me alot of timeless

    • @NeroAngeloGR
      @NeroAngeloGR 3 года назад +6

      Finished it an hour ago since it's on game pass and i loved the cutscenes and the live action series. The gameplay was complimentary and mediocre at best.

    • @mortimus27
      @mortimus27 3 года назад +6

      @@NeroAngeloGR same here! Finished the Remedy games and it has been a ride!! (Control is awesome)

    • @Corvus-uh2db
      @Corvus-uh2db 2 года назад +1

      They should've just made it into a show instead of a videogame.

    • @keobaker4232
      @keobaker4232 2 года назад

      Same with control not the best reviews but i liked it

    • @ralphwarom2514
      @ralphwarom2514 2 года назад

      Lovely game. I wanted to watch the show XD Gameplay was meh. Story was great.

  • @samb123078
    @samb123078 8 лет назад +325

    Why all the Alan Wake Easter eggs? It just reminded me that Remedy wasted their time making Quantum Break instead of Alan Wake 2.

    • @X_Jack1995_X
      @X_Jack1995_X 8 лет назад

      true

    • @shiershark6397
      @shiershark6397 8 лет назад +19

      +Bins Wanger Maybe it was some of the devs' way of saying that they'd rather do AW2 but someone from the higher ups was like "Noooo, we gonna do this thing! It's absolutely flawless, what could go wrong!" so they made all those EEs to pretty much tell the players, "Sorry for this load of crap. Just go buy one of our older games and play that instead of this."

    • @ss_minno_johnsonxoxo7170
      @ss_minno_johnsonxoxo7170 8 лет назад +4

      +Bins Wanger The only good thing about getting Quantum Break is you get Alan Wake for free.

    • @samb123078
      @samb123078 8 лет назад +8

      +Steven Shilling I brought AW on day one and it is still one of my favorite games. That's what makes Quantum Break so disappointing. Sam Lake basically confirmed that QB was the reason AW2 wasn't getting made. AW2 was shelved.... For this!!?? It makes me sad and angry. It makes me sandgry!!!

    • @samb123078
      @samb123078 8 лет назад +5

      +TechnAmateur Alan Wake just didn't sell well was the main jist of Lake's interview. Doesn't mean it didn't have its fans. I rank it up there as one my all time favorites.

  • @bernardrednix756
    @bernardrednix756 8 лет назад +131

    wait, if joe kill himself in the past how did he was able to go back in time?

    • @brokeboy3478
      @brokeboy3478 8 лет назад +2

      Inception

    • @corey2444
      @corey2444 8 лет назад +21

      +Nick Nickels No paradox

    • @harshil_26
      @harshil_26 8 лет назад

      +Bernard Rednix well ... nice one :P

    • @FeatheredCrow
      @FeatheredCrow 8 лет назад +1

      Parallel timelines

    • @ShadowDuty7
      @ShadowDuty7 8 лет назад

      +Bernard Rednix His future selves are what made him kill himself .3.

  • @alphads2000
    @alphads2000 8 лет назад +110

    meh Sunset overdrive is a better xbox exclusive :D and now is free in games with gold!!!

    • @lzredwood8798
      @lzredwood8798 8 лет назад

      Ikr :D

    • @PrizedOpinion
      @PrizedOpinion 8 лет назад +1

      +H4CK1UM liked QB way more than sunset overdrive

    • @doofy3111
      @doofy3111 8 лет назад

      True

    • @scar432
      @scar432 8 лет назад

      +H4CK1UM dood that game is legit super fun

    • @PrizedOpinion
      @PrizedOpinion 8 лет назад +1

      ***** man people who comment on youtube are so immature.

  • @TravisBroski
    @TravisBroski 7 лет назад +568

    You gotta feel so bad for large youtubers covering these kinds of games. Big games that are talked about and then they actually make a play through of it...
    Poor guys...

    • @RyanOConnell02
      @RyanOConnell02 6 лет назад +20

      newLEGACY boy poor brad

    • @jeromebushrid4074
      @jeromebushrid4074 6 лет назад

      Woah a fellow big boi out In the wild

    • @CabezasDePescado
      @CabezasDePescado 6 лет назад +13

      most large youtubers are shit actually

    • @cheriftekouk7870
      @cheriftekouk7870 6 лет назад +16

      +yutube jode not AngryJoe
      he saved me from shitty games about 5 times already

    • @KarasuNoGoh
      @KarasuNoGoh 6 лет назад +21

      I feel a lot worse for developpers making a great game and getting trashed by idiots who probably didn't even get the story.

  • @WarMachineGuy09
    @WarMachineGuy09 8 лет назад +184

    I really hope you review uncharted 4 but play 1 2 and 3 first.

    • @ehwhhed4239
      @ehwhhed4239 8 лет назад +6

      YES!!!

    • @MrCrazyduck22
      @MrCrazyduck22 8 лет назад +4

      +cesar diego
      He gave The Last of Us Remastered a 10/10, same developers as well. Also a PlayStation exclusive. It will make sense since he just reviewed an Xbox one exclusive.

    • @archmagus1510
      @archmagus1510 8 лет назад +2

      +cesar diego i just played the collection. well it shows game were way more in that days.

    • @Bloodhurl67
      @Bloodhurl67 8 лет назад +5

      Obviously he's gonna review the game. If the game is under the radar then he's not review it like far cry primal for example.

    • @zachiga
      @zachiga 8 лет назад +6

      The last of us and uncharted are actually one of the main reasons I got a ps4, but I ended up keeping an Xbox one just for halo, forza, and a few other games, they both have their pros and their cons, I love both for what they offer

  • @salokin3087
    @salokin3087 8 лет назад +57

    Remedy...From Max Payne to Quantum Break...
    What happened? :'(

  • @Skrivenix
    @Skrivenix 8 лет назад +65

    whoa... yo today's games suck ass!!
    they are limited as hell w/ trying to make them realistic and micro transactions. Hell.
    IDK u guys, I miss Platformers and games that came out in ps2 and xbow, where many developers could express their vision without worrying about graphics and a huge budget for graphics, which limits today's gaming developers.
    Fuck!!

    • @Skrivenix
      @Skrivenix 8 лет назад

      xbox*

    • @COLDDEATHDESTROYER
      @COLDDEATHDESTROYER 8 лет назад +10

      It's called a PC.

    • @morallyemptycorruptedmaggot
      @morallyemptycorruptedmaggot 8 лет назад +7

      +I Got that Nope.avi You're right, PC is exactly what he described:
      A bunch of trash along with this generations consoles.

    • @drmzw
      @drmzw 8 лет назад +1

      +Skrivenix Your comment shows that you're only scratching the shitty surface of all the games that are released nowadays. Look for good games, you will find them.

    • @VectoredPromise
      @VectoredPromise 8 лет назад +4

      try bloodborne or wait for persona 5

  • @SabbyNeko
    @SabbyNeko 8 лет назад +355

    I saw this review and was pretty uninterested, but the Super Best Friendcast actually made the game sound pretty okay. I finally decided to try it.
    I uninstalled after 3 hours. How can it be this dull? It's a time shooter. How did you fuck it up? And why are the time effects so garish and busy? It's like every time something interesting happens, it's hidden behind a blender full of glass and sand. I like the effect, but it just covers everything. I hate it. I hate this game.

    • @bossedup957
      @bossedup957 7 лет назад +15

      exactly. an half the time you can't even use your power. just walking. bullshit game

    • @omarsabir1210
      @omarsabir1210 7 лет назад +2

      +Mike Johnson. Xbox sucks at exclusives only 2 good Exclusives games this year its grand turismo 3 and gears of war 4

    • @bossedup957
      @bossedup957 7 лет назад +5

      +omar IsHere got both. but fuck this game

    • @Theriot6592
      @Theriot6592 7 лет назад +7

      If you want a good time-manipulation based shooter that's an actual fucking GAME, play Timeshift or Singularity.

    • @Adoring-Fan
      @Adoring-Fan 7 лет назад

      Sabbat-X I

  • @thatoneguywithasemi-longna5271
    @thatoneguywithasemi-longna5271 8 лет назад +748

    Quantum Break has longer cutscenes than Metal Gear!

    • @jojy7706
      @jojy7706 8 лет назад +95

      I take it back. MGS 4 has a 71 minute cut scene. I forgot. I thought the longest were about 20 minutes for some reason. Guess I need to replay the entire series now.

    • @WH250398
      @WH250398 8 лет назад +1

      How cute.

    • @thatoneguywithasemi-longna5271
      @thatoneguywithasemi-longna5271 8 лет назад +1

      +WH250398 wat?

    • @WH250398
      @WH250398 8 лет назад +6

      CrazedGamer
      Metal Gear Solid has way longer cutscenes

    • @CrazeeAdam
      @CrazeeAdam 8 лет назад +69

      Lol except Metal Gear's cutscenes are actually interesting xD

  • @CRAM079
    @CRAM079 8 лет назад +65

    honestly joe. it seems like you started this game expecting to hate on it and nitpick it. i know you did say you were going to be bias but that still dosnt seem fair. also the game isnt a cover based shooter, its an action one, your not ment to spend long amounts of time in cover.

    • @pockethugoodss
      @pockethugoodss 8 лет назад +79

      I believe that his opinion is quite honest and fair

    • @blue3895
      @blue3895 8 лет назад +19

      +ベラグ ジョン If its not a cover based shooter than why does it have a cover system?

    • @isaidwe
      @isaidwe 8 лет назад +28

      +ベラグ ジョン
      I thought his rating of 5/10 was generous. It looks more like a 4/10 to me.

    • @jhinbro7588
      @jhinbro7588 8 лет назад +3

      +ベラグ ジョン aww xtwat cant take an opinion nothing new

    • @Usenabt
      @Usenabt 8 лет назад +2

      just looking at the gameplay makes me not want to buy it. it really is an average game.

  • @manospondylus
    @manospondylus 8 лет назад +301

    The Nissan part was hilarious!

    • @12457899tjie
      @12457899tjie 8 лет назад

      +Disappointed Turtle *parts

    • @manospondylus
      @manospondylus 8 лет назад +5

      +Ezekiel Tjie *Nissan*

    • @thefloatingprince2933
      @thefloatingprince2933 8 лет назад +7

      Nissan/10

    • @12457899tjie
      @12457899tjie 8 лет назад +5

      I DO JUEGOS I was just joking, mate. Seriously. I was making fun of the fact that the game was filled with tons of Nissan product placements lol

    • @12457899tjie
      @12457899tjie 8 лет назад

      I DO JUEGOS It's alright, mate. No offense taken

  • @gothpunk702
    @gothpunk702 8 лет назад +249

    The real life TV cutscenes were so unnecessary. They were mostly boring, low budget and the acting wasn't even that great. Less of that bullshit and more gameplay is what gamers want!

  • @KennethEspericueta340
    @KennethEspericueta340 8 лет назад +440

    So this is The Order 1886 for Xbox?

    • @JimTheKnight01
      @JimTheKnight01 8 лет назад +19

      +Kenneth Espericueta lmao yup, xcept ps4 players went meh when it came out

    • @slongiovani2049
      @slongiovani2049 8 лет назад +3

      Yes, but better

    • @CountArtorias
      @CountArtorias 8 лет назад +66

      Yes, but without gameplay.

    • @PlayStation360Gamer
      @PlayStation360Gamer 8 лет назад

      Yes but this time with Classic Metal Gear Solid cutscene length tv show segments.

    • @vigintiundecim1364
      @vigintiundecim1364 8 лет назад +17

      I can't say much about Quantum Break but I really enjoyed The Order 1886 despite it's flaws.

  • @lizerman74
    @lizerman74 8 лет назад +657

    I tried to watch a playthrough of the game and about died of boredom.

    • @arvinnassiri007
      @arvinnassiri007 8 лет назад +44

      not when watching joe play it

    • @bryant7542
      @bryant7542 8 лет назад +1

      R.I.P

    • @MerlautJones
      @MerlautJones 7 лет назад +6

      I didn't wanna spoil the whole game for myself so only watched a few of GhostRobo's vids on this game.
      I was only put off by Jack Joyce. I found him to be quite generic which is unusual for Remedy protagonists.

    • @glenworley991
      @glenworley991 7 лет назад +2

      DetiXSniPeZ stop

    • @NoGamerYouKnow
      @NoGamerYouKnow 7 лет назад +6

      I was abit too unitl I got later in the game story is cool cut scenes are interactive.. alot of them..and you can skip..yes they have a skip button..lol..

  • @l0lLorenzol0l
    @l0lLorenzol0l 8 лет назад +73

    As soon as I saw the trailers i had a feeling this would end up being another Watch_Dogs: Overhyped, bland and boring.

    • @slimymclord8165
      @slimymclord8165 8 лет назад +14

      and also forgotten after a couple of weeks

    • @xredgreenbluex
      @xredgreenbluex 8 лет назад

      Same

    • @Raider0075
      @Raider0075 8 лет назад +1

      +Lorenzo Pagani I actually enjoy Watch_Dogs.

    • @NationKiwi
      @NationKiwi 8 лет назад

      Joe actually relatively enjoyed Watch Dogs though, even though it was disappointing to him. This... not so much.

    • @SpeedyDeliveryCH
      @SpeedyDeliveryCH 8 лет назад +6

      Watchdogs is way better than this game imo

  • @xxroosti929
    @xxroosti929 4 года назад +24

    I view this 2020 and love it. I watch so much angry reviews multiple times and it never gets boring... Thanks for that Joe! By the way the opening is so good 😂

  • @NOSOUND921
    @NOSOUND921 8 лет назад +70

    I think Max Payne 1 remaked hd is Best

  • @ng-lr4nl
    @ng-lr4nl 8 лет назад +121

    So what are you gonna review next? I recommend Rachet and Clank

  • @errorisimo
    @errorisimo 8 лет назад +39

    5/10 is overrated...I would give it like 3/10...they should call this game quantum broke or quantum shit.

    • @Shawnvont
      @Shawnvont 8 лет назад +3

      3/10 seems right for the broken PC port

    • @sgtfrozty
      @sgtfrozty 8 лет назад

      +Skilled Assassin *try

    • @baka_ja_nai
      @baka_ja_nai 8 лет назад

      +errorisimo if Joe reviewed PC port i bet this would be 3/10

    • @kaynewoolley9104
      @kaynewoolley9104 8 лет назад

      +Skilled Assassin Did you even tried to speak english?

    • @UltimateFeudEnterprise
      @UltimateFeudEnterprise 8 лет назад

      thanks for ruining the score spaz.

  • @Catalion100
    @Catalion100 7 лет назад +261

    it will have be funy if the final boss was a door

  • @Metalguy40
    @Metalguy40 8 лет назад +24

    It's a door! Not a god! C'mon comrades!

  • @TYBERIUS777
    @TYBERIUS777 8 лет назад +56

    One of the laziest things that game devs do today is use little collectible based systems that have the story locked in them. It's so lazy and requires more effort from the consumer and less from the dev. You can see it in the Halo 5 recordings, the destiny grimoire, the Quantum Break collectibles, and the division time flashbacks. What used to be a cool little Easter Egg for fans that want a little more depth in the story has now become a way for game devs to bypass an actual story experience and world building and just allows them to say "it's there! You just gotta collect 12 ghosts, or notepads, or covenant recordings, or memories". It's lazy and unless we let game devs know that we don't like this kind of storytelling then it's going to continue.

    • @ChloeCinema
      @ChloeCinema 8 лет назад +1

      Not everyone feels the same way. I like finding little things that add to the world building, but aren't totally necessary.

    • @TYBERIUS777
      @TYBERIUS777 8 лет назад +14

      +Zombie Ducklings no you don't understand. They are good when the story is not locked behind them. It's fine if they expand the story a little bit more but when they take the place of one, there is a problem.

    • @ChloeCinema
      @ChloeCinema 8 лет назад

      Ty Holcomb Okay, I agree there.

    • @jasonfajardo8109
      @jasonfajardo8109 8 лет назад +4

      +Ty Holcomb I could tell you.... but I wont hehehehe.

    • @TheUltimoSniper
      @TheUltimoSniper 8 лет назад

      Murdered: Soul Suspect had a similar system, but it does it right. You devote your time to finding them, it tells you how many of them are still left to find, and you have the opportunity to return if you didn't find them the first time.

  • @AhmadEdinHodzic
    @AhmadEdinHodzic 3 года назад +5

    Final boss fight is bad and annoying.

  • @fullmetalarshole
    @fullmetalarshole 8 лет назад +284

    how to play quantum break.
    1. buy game
    2. play game
    3.realize it's shit
    4. make a time machine
    5.go back in time before you bought the game.
    6. buy dark souls 3 instead

    • @ElixirChallenge
      @ElixirChallenge 8 лет назад +9

      7. Fuck yo bitch

    • @lucyr7573
      @lucyr7573 8 лет назад +8

      +fullmetalarshole dark souls 3 is great! just really punishing if you don't memorize dodge timing and stuff.

    • @Fatheroftearsx
      @Fatheroftearsx 8 лет назад +2

      what is with the Dark Souls 3 cult on here granted it's a fun game but shilling this hard usually means you're getting paid for it

    • @tn9711
      @tn9711 8 лет назад +10

      +Michael Tepes I think it is just because that we (the Dark Souls community) don't feel like DSIII is not getting the attention that it deserves

    • @GoldInk-ds5up
      @GoldInk-ds5up 6 лет назад +10

      Another option is buying Cuphead

  • @therealsaucyeggmcmuffin6009
    @therealsaucyeggmcmuffin6009 8 лет назад +37

    "Launching exclusively on Xbox One..."
    *announced for PC*

    • @mikeoxlong567
      @mikeoxlong567 8 лет назад

      +doc Son they do that shit for almost every xbox one exclusive

    • @ethdsththwethr7220
      @ethdsththwethr7220 8 лет назад

      +doc Son well I mean, Microsoft=pc

    • @TheXerameia
      @TheXerameia 8 лет назад +1

      +Yami No Michi o Aruku Kare we are way past that point, xbox one = useless,
      only ps4 and nintendo have exclusives (and ps4 only the sony games and some sports games are exclusives).
      xbox one is the pcmaster race beta test machine.

    • @therealsaucyeggmcmuffin6009
      @therealsaucyeggmcmuffin6009 8 лет назад

      Fuck the PC master race

    • @mikeoxlong567
      @mikeoxlong567 8 лет назад

      Yami No Michi o Aruku Kare yeah pretty much, I only got an xbox one for rare replay and gears 4.

  • @guiltyoregano7131
    @guiltyoregano7131 8 лет назад +86

    Order 1886 of xbox

    • @shintenku
      @shintenku 8 лет назад +25

      man I agree but at lest the order had cool weapons , better Graphics , I know it sucks but it was way better that this shit

    • @pjn2432
      @pjn2432 7 лет назад +8

      Oppa Oppa Order 1886 was way worse! Even though this also sucked bad...

    • @Eatera
      @Eatera 6 лет назад +5

      Erasmo Martinez no just no

    • @rockstar5274ify
      @rockstar5274ify 6 лет назад

      But order is still better

  • @jkadoodle
    @jkadoodle 4 года назад +44

    They really thought the future of gaming was watching TV

    • @brando3342
      @brando3342 3 года назад

      @jkadoodle I just played this and I actually really enjoyed it. It was a neat little gimmick I thought. Nothing ground breaking or anything and I didn’t bother reading barely any of the stupid emails haha apart from that it was fun.

    • @stardustdragonx3612
      @stardustdragonx3612 3 года назад +2

      @@brando3342 You're part of the reason why we get shit games like this.

    • @brando3342
      @brando3342 3 года назад

      @@stardustdragonx3612
      ACG also said it was a buy, so I agree with him. He’s a much better reviewer than Joe too.

    • @superdrinkingpepsi
      @superdrinkingpepsi 3 года назад +5

      @@stardustdragonx3612 Yeah how dare he actually enjoy a video game that's so messed up man

    • @ThisIsCool45
      @ThisIsCool45 3 года назад

      I assumed they were cashing in the hype of PS's story heavy games, but got carried away by making it too much of a tv series that gets cancelled after 1 season.

  • @ChloeCinema
    @ChloeCinema 8 лет назад +106

    That show looks awful.

    • @TheIrishdude85
      @TheIrishdude85 8 лет назад +4

      the show is actually really good

    • @johnnnyspade9604
      @johnnnyspade9604 8 лет назад +18

      +IrishKillzone
      Microsoft bot confirmed?

    • @TheIrishdude85
      @TheIrishdude85 8 лет назад

      +Johnnny spade lol no but I really liked it. just an opinion tho

    • @Bloodhurl67
      @Bloodhurl67 8 лет назад +8

      +IrishKillzone It's seriously bad acting.

    • @ChloeCinema
      @ChloeCinema 8 лет назад +3

      IrishKillzone Okay, looks bad enough for me to not buy the game.

  • @YAYGamingYourOwnSenpai
    @YAYGamingYourOwnSenpai 8 лет назад +119

    Well, i wonder how angry joe would rate dark souls 3.

    • @ideenmaleki1526
      @ideenmaleki1526 8 лет назад +34

      ferrari/10

    • @AlwaysSoldierOn
      @AlwaysSoldierOn 8 лет назад +2

      +Himtion GOTY

    • @TheSzymax
      @TheSzymax 8 лет назад +24

      +rene velazquez he won't because he doesn't review games he doesn't finish and he won't finish dark souls couse he is not good at it and it would take him great amounts of time

    • @kingjorritiv5554
      @kingjorritiv5554 8 лет назад

      +TheSzymax yeah dark souls doesnt seem like a game joe will review.

    • @SallyStangler
      @SallyStangler 8 лет назад

      +TheSzymax Awwww come onnnn. I'm new to Dark Souls and I only died twice after beating the tutorial boss. Surely he can manage, right?

  • @bobboringname9021
    @bobboringname9021 8 лет назад +110

    time shift did it first

  • @chasecrappel9480
    @chasecrappel9480 7 лет назад +16

    I LOVED this game, the worse part about it was just the combat. I got tired of killing things over and over and the higher end enemies were ridiculous to play against. Got it for $30 so I think it was a great buy.

  • @sahincelik7610
    @sahincelik7610 8 лет назад +60

    If you want to see live action , play c&c red alert

    • @szcz0nek
      @szcz0nek 8 лет назад +1

      co

    • @HCUhardcoreUnited
      @HCUhardcoreUnited 8 лет назад +6

      +Şahin Çelik Great fucking game.

    • @nodscorpion2300
      @nodscorpion2300 8 лет назад +5

      red alert 2, red alert 3,tiberian dawn,tiberian sun,tiberium wars,dune 200

    • @demando2
      @demando2 8 лет назад +1

      +Şahin Çelik i use to love that game!!

    • @lukab4679
      @lukab4679 8 лет назад +2

      Oh i loved those games, my favorite are C&C Zero Hour and C&C Kane's Wrath. Also the classic Yuri's Revenge :D

  • @TheRPGentleman
    @TheRPGentleman 8 лет назад +20

    Why are you even playing this trash when Dark Souls 3 is out?

    • @grimmg7135
      @grimmg7135 8 лет назад +3

      +TheRPGentleman ALL HAIL THIS MAN FOR SPEAKING TRUTH!!!

  • @MrGlenbw
    @MrGlenbw 8 лет назад +90

    22:57 - You really nailed it, Angry Joe! By the time you mention 'TV budgets', half of your fingers just suddenly disappear!

  • @PikaLink91
    @PikaLink91 8 лет назад +164

    The best part about this game.... is the free Alan Wake download that comes with it xD

    • @terrell7157
      @terrell7157 6 лет назад +1

      U mean the xbox

    • @kaiju-dr5qn
      @kaiju-dr5qn 5 лет назад +2

      @@terrell7157 well not really. Alan wake is available for free if u purchase this game. And plus the great thing about xbox one is that it is backward compatible which allows some xbox 360 games being playable in xbox one but depending on the lists that is available.

    • @lazyuniverse4932
      @lazyuniverse4932 4 года назад +3

      Sort of like saying here. Have a better game instead of playing this shit. We're sorry we made it

    • @yeppyepp111
      @yeppyepp111 3 года назад

      Played Control last week and eefffing loved it ! Did some research and thought this game was going to be good , boi was i wrong ! Gave up the after my first door , cutscene and “big” gunfight. Thank god for game pass

  • @DualWieldedEggrolls
    @DualWieldedEggrolls 8 лет назад +122

    15:20 And I thought Storm Troopers had the worst aim ever.

  • @slyngn7847
    @slyngn7847 8 лет назад +54

    The last boss battle should have been a door lol.

  • @TheCheckerknight
    @TheCheckerknight 4 года назад +21

    I feel like a minority here, but I absolutely LOVE this game. Maybe I play games wrong, for more of a narrative experience, but I was fully integrated into this story. The 20min show thing was a bit obnoxious, I do agree with Joe on the "Why" aspect of it being done, and if you don't know about it ahead of time then you will really be thrown through a loop and hate it, but being prepared I didn't really mind it. Would have been loads better to just have more actual game cutscenes. This game is 100% about diving yourself into the story as a character that knew NOTHING about what was going on. It was specifically mentioned multiple times that Jack and Will were extranged and Will purposely kept him out of this life. So going through all the collectables and emails and such was what really hooked the story to me. As a die hard Alan Wake fan I do acknowledge that I am a fanboy of remedy, so I will admit that I could be overlooking some things. I would definently recommend to people who love a good story.

    • @jothain
      @jothain 4 года назад +6

      Same. I really don't even understand why is someone bashing game for having much to read back story, which note: can be bypassed if someone doesn't like to get into plot more.

    • @mahfoudseraf5995
      @mahfoudseraf5995 4 года назад +4

      @@jothain shut up the game is a buggy mess and mostly shit, if you want to get into the plot just go watch the fucking movie.

    • @Tony-Down-Under
      @Tony-Down-Under 4 года назад +2

      @@mahfoudseraf5995 Dude if they like the game then more power to them. I like it but I understand its not entirely great. but you shouldn't attack them for liking a game.

    • @ZeroShaneBob
      @ZeroShaneBob 3 года назад

      @@mahfoudseraf5995 the game basically has zero bugs as of the moment I'm commenting this.

  • @ceomifa3715
    @ceomifa3715 8 лет назад +51

    I feel for all you Xbox fanboys yhal games suck

    • @markzola8142
      @markzola8142 8 лет назад +3

      yhal?hahaha fucks sake

    • @thegamingfox2533
      @thegamingfox2533 8 лет назад

      I'm dead

    • @truthhurts8946
      @truthhurts8946 8 лет назад +6

      What's the point of owning a xbone now? It's the worst idea anyone would invest money on. I feel bad for any person to defend the xbone. Personal preference my ass too. You can not have a legitimate opinion if you have a shitty console like xbone and the mediocre exclusives. xbots are the worst kind of fanboys I have ever seen because they are trying to justify owning a bad console with bad exclusives. People like that belong in a psych ward or some shit. lol

    • @thegamingfox2533
      @thegamingfox2533 8 лет назад +4

      +I Like Cheese uncharted 4 is the only reason I would buy a ps4

    • @truthhurts8946
      @truthhurts8946 8 лет назад

      ***** good for you

  • @sarazol
    @sarazol 8 лет назад +21

    Angry Joe:
    Saving the money of gamer's since 2008.

    • @MerlautJones
      @MerlautJones 8 лет назад

      Joe's just entertaining, to me, I don't watch/read reviews to help me decide on a game.

    • @MerlautJones
      @MerlautJones 8 лет назад

      ***** Correction: I did once...for the 1st Two Worlds game since I wanted the 2nd game, but was unsure if the 1st one was worrth gettin' as well.
      But still, I mainly rely on gameplay vids & demos.

  • @robertjonsson684
    @robertjonsson684 8 лет назад +37

    Uncharted 4 will show xbone fans how its really done........The Last of Us and Uncharted 4 the best games ever made and on a REAL gaming system....Ps4

    • @X_Jack1995_X
      @X_Jack1995_X 8 лет назад +4

      agree

    • @retailradiotv884
      @retailradiotv884 8 лет назад

      +Robert Jonsson To be fair The Last of Us was really just a ported PS3 title, and Uncharted 4 is just one game. The PS4 system has some fantastic games coming out (Ratchet and Clank) but saying both console launches have had a lack of amazing exclusives previous generations had is near undeniable. Sony have Uncharted 4 and Ratchet and Clank (probably something else I forgot) where Xbox One has the Gears remake, the Forza series (especially Horizon 2) and Sunset Overdrive. By the way I enjoyed Quantum Break but theres no denying Uncharted 4 is going to be a better game and Alan Wake 2 would have been better.

    • @Julioa456
      @Julioa456 8 лет назад +15

      I really hate guys like you. No, really. And I'm a PS user for 12 years.

    • @Aedrion-
      @Aedrion- 8 лет назад +3

      +Robert Jonsson Amateur trolling, get back to school.

    • @epicness5448
      @epicness5448 8 лет назад +3

      Uncharted is pretty generic IMO. It just has good graphics, nothing else motivated me to keep playing the series.

  • @CarlosHernandez-rl2wg
    @CarlosHernandez-rl2wg 4 года назад +3

    This game sucks. I was amazed at the graphics, but once the gunplay started and I realized I didn't have a cover button...I started hating it. The controls for the time manipulation effects8 really are clunky. Yeah this game is a good looking piece of trash.

  • @Waltersop
    @Waltersop 8 лет назад +85

    «my contrel turn off while playing the game» welcome to metal gear solid games

    • @dehoedergia
      @dehoedergia 8 лет назад +2

      +walter soprano end of mgs 2 ResidentSleeper them cutscenes doe

    • @Waltersop
      @Waltersop 8 лет назад

      what?

    • @Vainner
      @Vainner 8 лет назад +7

      at least metal gear solid was a whole lot better

    • @Waltersop
      @Waltersop 8 лет назад

      epic games i diddnt say it was a bad thing...(except for the awfully long ending of mgs4)

    • @arvinnassiri007
      @arvinnassiri007 8 лет назад

      not mgs5 which is arguably the best one

  • @Ch4oTiK
    @Ch4oTiK 8 лет назад +42

    20:41 that wasn't a glitch, you were stuck in a time loop! ...

    • @ScarletAlly
      @ScarletAlly 8 лет назад

      lol

    • @omarsabir7859
      @omarsabir7859 8 лет назад

      he was being sarcastic ya dumb fuck

    • @Ch4oTiK
      @Ch4oTiK 8 лет назад +15

      Lol oh trust me friend, you're the dumb fuck. Totally missed the joke, considering the game is about time.

    • @DisDatK9
      @DisDatK9 8 лет назад +4

      +Omar Sabir your life must be pretty sad with no sense of humor.

  • @LordTrayus
    @LordTrayus 8 лет назад +32

    I genuinely cannot believe you scored this game lower than Destiny...

    • @Hdanielgarcia
      @Hdanielgarcia 8 лет назад

      HAHAHAHAHA î

    • @yagmi6182
      @yagmi6182 8 лет назад +2

      +LordTrayus whats so bad about destiny? its a serious question lol i just started playing it it seems good so far does it just get boring or something?

    • @TheNinjasProductions
      @TheNinjasProductions 8 лет назад +5

      +Geeking Out destiny now is leagues better than destiny at launch.

    • @zeroxhakubi3211
      @zeroxhakubi3211 8 лет назад +21

      +LordTrayus because you cant compare those two. As a multiplayer game rpg hybrid destiny was a success but not much else. This game Is severely mediocre for a story driven 3rd person shooter.

    • @tamodsar2763
      @tamodsar2763 8 лет назад

      +LordTrayus Game expectations change over time, a game given a 10/10 in 2014 could potentially get a 7/10 in 2016

  • @shady4091
    @shady4091 8 лет назад +51

    "Some cut scenes are so long that your controller actually turns off, thinking that you're done playing the game... While you are playing the game..."
    lmao

  • @stafomosakez
    @stafomosakez 8 лет назад +21

    is it possible there was a shitty tv show already filmed that was canceled so they made a game around it to recoop losses?

    • @Zzerberus
      @Zzerberus 8 лет назад

      +Ruben Moralez Interesting thought come to think of it

    • @amiibler
      @amiibler 8 лет назад +1

      Cool theory, but developing a game takes much more time and money than making a TV show (Given the production value of what's in Quantum Break)

    • @fishels3895
      @fishels3895 8 лет назад +1

      No. It was actually planned to have a tv show to go along with the game. As in on actual tv

    • @stafomosakez
      @stafomosakez 8 лет назад +1

      That makes sense to me. playing alongside a tv show in a "multi media spanning experience" seems how this was planned out.

    • @Grom84
      @Grom84 8 лет назад

      +Ruben Moralez Most likely that was the case)

  • @mr.montag1414
    @mr.montag1414 8 лет назад +41

    I was fudging dying at 12:35- 13:00

    • @SoundtracksEpic
      @SoundtracksEpic 8 лет назад +12

      Fudging? lol

    • @TheDapperDragon
      @TheDapperDragon 8 лет назад +1

      +OldManJeinkinz AJ fans are generally about 13-16

    • @MyBrothersMario
      @MyBrothersMario 8 лет назад +1

      +Markel Nixon Hey, you can swear on the internet, I promise I won't tell your mom.

    • @Di3g0g0tzyn
      @Di3g0g0tzyn 8 лет назад

      +Markel Nixon He forgot to use the stasis module... no, wait...

    • @TheDapperDragon
      @TheDapperDragon 8 лет назад

      ***** Ow, the edge.

  • @2fast404
    @2fast404 8 лет назад +23

    Quantum Break is a good game, just not for everyone. If you love a good story or love Max Payne and Alan Wake, get the game because its basically Max Payne with Alan wake storytelling.
    Also I dont think Joe understood what the gameplay was. IT IS NOT A COVER BASED SHOOTER, the cover is supposed to be used while running around using your time powers. That is why you still take damage if you sit behind cover.

    • @DanTruong10-13-95
      @DanTruong10-13-95 8 лет назад

      +2fast agreed. though not for $60. would be best to wait till a price drop comes. Probably be good to get it around $30

    • @2fast404
      @2fast404 8 лет назад +1

      Dan Truong ya, $40 or $30 is a way better price for this game.

    • @KamikazeChinaman
      @KamikazeChinaman 8 лет назад +2

      +2fast
      Nah.

    • @misterscratch7
      @misterscratch7 8 лет назад +11

      +2fast you dare to compare 2 great games like MP and AW with this game?? please nope.
      MP and AW have great stories...this is just a regular story

    • @hancholo5897
      @hancholo5897 8 лет назад +5

      quantum break is boring. I honestly thought I was playing watch dogs. copy paste diarrhea