SCP-2800 - Cactusman (SCP Animation)

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  • Опубликовано: 17 сен 2024
  • SCP-2800 is a Safe Class anomaly also known as Cactusman.
    SCP-2800 is an anomalous male of Scottish descent, formerly known as Daniel MacIntyre, though SCP 2800 now refers to itself as Cactusman, the Spiked Menace. SCP2800 possesses an expanded genome that contains DNA from the saguaro cactus. SCP-2800 also has many anomalous characteristics that are consistent with the natural physical properties of the Carnegiea gigantea plant, more commonly known as the saguaro cactus.
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  • @markcrawford5810
    @markcrawford5810 3 года назад +526

    This guy is absolutely adorable. The fact that he named his cacti side kick names.

  • @saladseller557
    @saladseller557 3 года назад +1177

    Imagine you’re robbing someone you see a green man covered in spikes running towards you

    • @usonly101
      @usonly101 3 года назад +123

      And u accidentally overpower him because he’s surprisingly weak

    • @Igarappappa
      @Igarappappa 3 года назад +58

      Lodging needles in your spine. XD

    • @Bosshuntman
      @Bosshuntman 3 года назад +7

      @@ceilinglight1413 no plants are also affected

    • @dranzerjetli5126
      @dranzerjetli5126 3 года назад +1

      Weird lol

    • @Kyumifun
      @Kyumifun 3 года назад +6

      "you picked the wrong the house fool!"

  • @denontown
    @denontown 3 года назад +126

    “SPIKIGIRL! I NEED YOUR ASSISTANCE!!”
    “I am a cactus.”

  • @lordtronical9525
    @lordtronical9525 3 года назад +1416

    This SCP is one of the few which makes me wish he wasn't in containment and should actually be in our reality.

    • @Rahul_Sastry
      @Rahul_Sastry 3 года назад +87

      Yeah he would probably do well after a good millatary training in a non SCP universe like yours.
      You don't know how lucky you guys are for living in a universe without these abominations.

    • @EternalExistence
      @EternalExistence 3 года назад +76

      *"What did you drink?"*
      *"Cactus Juice."*
      *"It'll quench ya!"*
      *"It's the quenchiest‽"* -Sokka

    • @xaniyat9491
      @xaniyat9491 3 года назад +21

      @@EternalExistence Aha that cactus juice episode was funny

    • @guest_rblx
      @guest_rblx 3 года назад +7

      Im certain one of them is 999

    • @diamondcubey8464
      @diamondcubey8464 3 года назад +7

      The other ones is that happy cute slime and hand draw cassy

  • @TheCosmicFreeway
    @TheCosmicFreeway 3 года назад +1843

    and his greatest arch-enemy....the noble desert camel

  • @megbeeeeeeeee1340
    @megbeeeeeeeee1340 3 года назад +119

    He's a little confused, but he's got the spirit. You go, cactus man!

  • @TriVisionTriesAgain
    @TriVisionTriesAgain 3 года назад +249

    He needs to be trained and become the hero we all need.

    • @youdontknowme8129
      @youdontknowme8129 3 года назад +1

      BJJ. Would you grapple a cactus?

    • @Chronicler9
      @Chronicler9 2 года назад +7

      They're like "ah, he fails so we need to keep him out of duty..."
      I'm like "He *tries* so we need to train him so he can fulfill his good causes!"

    • @Chronicler9
      @Chronicler9 2 года назад

      The SCP Foundation is basically looking at a baby stumbling when it tries to walk and going "Ah, let's contain it. That thing can't walk. Don't want it getting hurt or hurting others" - dude, ya just train the child to walk! It obviously CAN just needs time!

    • @undercookedsalmon
      @undercookedsalmon Год назад

      In one of the videos cactusman goes through 914 and becomes multiple times stronger

    • @The_Random_Guy_200
      @The_Random_Guy_200 9 месяцев назад +1

      @@youdontknowme8129 As someone who does BJJ, no. At that point you're just gonna be doing more damage to yourself than the cactus. How am i supposed to get him to tap out if i tap out whenever i touch him?

  • @JooJoo-uz2wc
    @JooJoo-uz2wc 3 года назад +549

    The only thing that I'm disappointed with is how he doesn't spit out cactus spines like a plants vs zombies plant

    • @shadowsa2b
      @shadowsa2b 3 года назад +24

      Closest thing to that in real cacti is probably jumping cholla cactus. The dont really jump or have projectiles, but sections of the plant are easy to break off when they stick to you with their countless, densely placed spines. Nasty stuff

    • @Randomyoutuber-4831
      @Randomyoutuber-4831 3 года назад +15

      well, with a bit of practice he might be able to use them as throwing darts.
      If he learned that, he'd effectively have an endless supply of projectiles.

    • @coolice5786
      @coolice5786 3 года назад +5

      @@shadowsa2b Imagine a Cholla cactus hero that grows balls of cactus that easily breaks and throws it against threats? That will be awesome.

    • @shadowsa2b
      @shadowsa2b 3 года назад +1

      @@coolice5786 it would not be a lethal force. It would be painful and irritating, but probably wouldnt go far for stopping anyone just by throwing chunks of cholla at people.

    • @theunknown6531
      @theunknown6531 3 года назад

      @@shadowsa2b what if he threw balls of gympie-gympie leaves at people? it's not like he has any skin for the spines to get under

  • @ComicalRealm
    @ComicalRealm 3 года назад +1552

    Don't mess with Cactus Man.
    He can be a real prick

  • @TheRealNekora
    @TheRealNekora 3 года назад +394

    i think my fave thing about this channel is that it does not focus soley on the disturbing/horrific/deadly scs but the safe, weird just funny too

    • @Tyranitar.
      @Tyranitar. 3 года назад +14

      That's the scp foundation, it wouldn't be a social fanfic-esque platform if you didn't have people writing monsters that attack with a simple look COUGH 096 as well as perfect learning software COUGH 5094 as well as cactus guy

    • @abadminecraftplayer
      @abadminecraftplayer 3 года назад +4

      Meet scp 999! A big blob of amorphous orange slime that makes you happy when you touch it, and the longer you touch it, the happier it makes you

  • @Average.touhou.enjoyer
    @Average.touhou.enjoyer 3 года назад +534

    It's a green spot? A weird slime? A moving tree? NO, ITS CACTUS MAN!!!

  • @-hypertheninja-4280
    @-hypertheninja-4280 3 года назад +137

    This is one of the most wholesome SCP's... Change my mind!

    • @badmaw7073
      @badmaw7073 3 года назад +7

      Scp 999 would like to know your location

    • @-hypertheninja-4280
      @-hypertheninja-4280 3 года назад +13

      @@badmaw7073 SCP-999 Is probably the most wholesome lol but Cactusman is one of the most to!

    • @junho7368
      @junho7368 3 года назад +1

      4999?

    • @user-dr3pz4se4v
      @user-dr3pz4se4v 3 года назад +1

      The feels😔

    • @thenovicegamer007
      @thenovicegamer007 3 года назад +3

      @@-hypertheninja-4280 What about those Eye pod SCP's?

  • @drswag0076
    @drswag0076 3 года назад +166

    Cactusman would qualify as the member of X-men since he's a mutant by default.

    • @skydreamer4225
      @skydreamer4225 3 года назад +1

      True

    • @drswag0076
      @drswag0076 3 года назад

      @@skydreamer4225 however the SCP foundation and X-men are in separate universes so not likely.

    • @hellbusterdragon
      @hellbusterdragon 3 года назад

      @@drswag0076 all until SCP 239 knows about X Men

    • @9751matt
      @9751matt 2 года назад +1

      Members of the X-men have to be vetted for combat.
      He could join the Xavier school instantly, but he would never be an X-men unless his powers or physical combat skills grew. There are mutants in the marvel universe even weaker then Cactus Man.

    • @leafy_cynical6732
      @leafy_cynical6732 2 года назад +3

      @@9751matt well if he learns actual combat he would be very good. A grappling martial art would be very good for him due to his natural spikes fitting a more grappling type of fighting.

  • @stonesphixsballer5786
    @stonesphixsballer5786 3 года назад +82

    I'm gonna die of cuteness omg this SCP is too wholesome

  • @christenorio9555
    @christenorio9555 3 года назад +202

    If I was a member of the o-5 council, I will train him to becoming a member SCP security!

    • @annconroy9782
      @annconroy9782 3 года назад +7

      Smart boy now sit

    • @-xxbee_weebxx-9743
      @-xxbee_weebxx-9743 3 года назад +8

      Cant argue with that

    • @oneosix106decena
      @oneosix106decena 3 года назад +10

      Yeah theres a MTF last hope that are entities that are to do good
      So SCP The Baby and Cactus Man

    • @lechaosadmin
      @lechaosadmin 3 года назад +6

      This is a certified Dr. Bright thing

    • @christenorio9555
      @christenorio9555 3 года назад +1

      @@lechaosadmin do you think evil Morty Smith is a adult will be starting an SCP to containing everything?

  • @garbagepersona
    @garbagepersona 3 года назад +186

    “Somebody help me, I’m being robbed!”
    “I’LL save you! Cactus powers, activate!”
    _popping sound effect, turns green and grows spines_

    • @Stuffman1861
      @Stuffman1861 3 года назад +7

      That's a blast from the past

    • @Morganaplays
      @Morganaplays 3 года назад +2

      @@Stuffman1861 i don't get it ?

    • @Stuffman1861
      @Stuffman1861 3 года назад +7

      @@Morganaplays Its a reference to ASDFmovie

    • @Morganaplays
      @Morganaplays 3 года назад +1

      @@Stuffman1861 asdf?😑

    • @deltasexual8251
      @deltasexual8251 3 года назад +3

      @@Morganaplays Do you even HAVE a childhood?

  • @Minclnhat
    @Minclnhat 3 года назад +610

    “So kids, that’s why you should eat more cactus”

    • @AltF-io3dy
      @AltF-io3dy 3 года назад +17

      As an Australian I agree

    • @AltF-io3dy
      @AltF-io3dy 3 года назад +16

      @Efe B they say eat your greens they don’t specify witch greens

    • @erinanakiri4789
      @erinanakiri4789 3 года назад +3

      Aren’t most cactuses poisonous? From what I have read, only one isn’t

    • @AltF-io3dy
      @AltF-io3dy 3 года назад +10

      @@erinanakiri4789 I’m an Australian your rules don’t apply to me

    • @AshGrg2007
      @AshGrg2007 3 года назад +3

      @@AltF-io3dy yep, you people are like the race in mmos that is immune to poison, venom and with extra stat boost when facing a kangaroo in combat.

  • @imperialearthling4425
    @imperialearthling4425 3 года назад +33

    The commentary from Spikigirl and Cactilad are so profound, so moving, it brought me to tears.

  • @citiessecrets24
    @citiessecrets24 3 года назад +454

    I dont care that this is a content farm because the content is good

    • @CozyGoes
      @CozyGoes 3 года назад +58

      I know right, scp is so intriguing.

    • @kam6206
      @kam6206 3 года назад +23

      Yeah it's worth it

    • @upseguest
      @upseguest 3 года назад +1

      Its not

    • @Fillyann11
      @Fillyann11 3 года назад +102

      I'd argue that it isnt--content farms rush to produce a MASSIVE amount of content regardless of quality, truthfulness, etc. And often will recycle or reuse content to get more views. I'd argue that scp explained is more like a production company, their content is consistently high quality

    • @citiessecrets24
      @citiessecrets24 3 года назад +11

      @@Fillyann11 That is what I meant

  • @EternalExistence
    @EternalExistence 3 года назад +192

    *"What did you drink?"*
    *"Cactus Juice."*
    *"It'll quench ya!"*
    *"It's the quenchiest‽"* -Sokka

    • @Nameless-ln5mr
      @Nameless-ln5mr 3 года назад +15

      It’s a giant mushroom! MAYBE IT’S FRIENDLY!

    • @Adam-xf6sq
      @Adam-xf6sq 3 года назад +9

      @@Nameless-ln5mr Mushy Giant fwiend!

    • @Nameless-ln5mr
      @Nameless-ln5mr 3 года назад +7

      @@Adam-xf6sq Appa? Now why would Princess Yue need him? She’s the moon! She flies by herself!

    • @doughnutzilla
      @doughnutzilla 3 года назад +1

      🤓🤣

    • @daniellevi7012
      @daniellevi7012 3 года назад +3

      Cactus man: Who are you? And why do you scare me?

  • @kyunglee5515
    @kyunglee5515 3 года назад +265

    "What makes someone a hero?"
    Superhero fan: Have superpowers!
    Other guy: Help others and be strong!
    SCPF: Yeeting monsters into chambers they can escape from and kill all your fellow personnel! We're already heros!!!

    • @akeembarriffe5882
      @akeembarriffe5882 3 года назад

      How much for one of your coins good sir?

    • @_TheCursedOne_
      @_TheCursedOne_ 3 года назад +4

      shaggy: like i dont care man ill just delete evil and be a hero i guess
      *snaps*
      Shaggy:all done maaaan

    • @Bleepbleepblorbus
      @Bleepbleepblorbus 3 года назад +5

      @@_TheCursedOne_ you're wrong
      Shaggy doesn't even need to snap

    • @NaNNaNNaNNaNNaN
      @NaNNaNNaNNaNNaN 3 года назад +2

      @@Bleepbleepblorbus Shaggy doesn't even need to be here. Just say his name and villain will just disappeare.

  • @ErwinSmith001
    @ErwinSmith001 3 года назад +310

    The new Marvel superhero is lookin great!

    • @Yoyozlitt20
      @Yoyozlitt20 3 года назад +13

      Idk about you but cactus man definitely claps the one above all

    • @EternalExistence
      @EternalExistence 3 года назад +7

      *"What did you drink?"*
      *"Cactus Juice."*
      *"It'll quench ya!"*
      *"It's the quenchiest‽"* -Sokka

    • @grex951
      @grex951 3 года назад +3

      Please. This is a my hero academia character. Or DC. Marvel ain't that desperate.

    • @RockyWolfTheEditingWolf
      @RockyWolfTheEditingWolf 3 года назад +3

      @@grex951 it's a joke also Marvel not only made TIME DIAMONDS but also the fusion of dc and marvel characters making the weirdest things

    • @grex951
      @grex951 3 года назад

      @@RockyWolfTheEditingWolf I was being sarcastic. Sorry 😅

  • @spritebruhberry9069
    @spritebruhberry9069 3 года назад +433

    Plot Twist: SCP-2800 - Australian

    • @strangeaelurus
      @strangeaelurus 3 года назад +10

      YES

    • @akramgimmini8165
      @akramgimmini8165 3 года назад +18

      No I think he's Scottish

    • @Kelptonic
      @Kelptonic 3 года назад +13

      @@akramgimmini8165 yeah he’s Scottish

    • @Mr-Money01
      @Mr-Money01 3 года назад +17

      He must have been turned Australian when he became a cactus

    • @AltF-io3dy
      @AltF-io3dy 3 года назад +2

      As an Australian I agree

  • @LordBloodySoul
    @LordBloodySoul 2 года назад +9

    Consider how much good this man could do, if the Foundation would give him the MTS training. And talking with plants is amazing!
    He could question the Flora of a certain SCP Sighting Side to figure out where it went, if it got loose or track people through dense forests!
    That's the coolest Super Power Ever! :D

  • @emmetentertainment2863
    @emmetentertainment2863 3 года назад +150

    Random guy: Help me
    Cactusman: OK
    *picks up*
    News: Man found dead with over 4325 wounds in his skin.
    Cactusman: Ooops

  • @ninga3533
    @ninga3533 3 года назад +8

    Cactus man is so precious oh my goodness

  • @MaskedHeroLucky
    @MaskedHeroLucky 3 года назад +16

    The Foundation should train him, I know they've got the knowledge to make him stronger. I know that they're not likely to take steps to empower an anomaly, but he's been nothing but nice and cooperative.

    • @GeoCrusherGaming
      @GeoCrusherGaming Год назад +1

      His empath abilities with plants could be extremely helpful for several scp entities

  • @Loopy_Kick
    @Loopy_Kick 3 года назад +29

    7:51
    XD
    I didn't mean to laugh there, but couldn't help it.

  • @sunshineflower2286
    @sunshineflower2286 3 года назад +29

    5:09 the part were cactus man be chilling in the scorching sun and and scp worker just crawling was hilarious😂😂😂😂

  • @rssl5500
    @rssl5500 3 года назад +18

    8:40
    “I am a cactus”
    Lmao thank you mr obvious

  • @amyli7315
    @amyli7315 3 года назад +45

    What a coincedence. *SCP Exposed* made an animation-video about SCP-2800 "The Cactusman".
    _I think anomalous forces are involved..._

    • @cyberprime9355
      @cyberprime9355 3 года назад +1

      Anomalous indeed.

    • @ilewtf2234
      @ilewtf2234 3 года назад +1

      There is the right time for every SCP, and now its cactustime!

    • @jiayuzheng4880
      @jiayuzheng4880 2 года назад

      The scp has many ways My fr

  • @ceoofcactus
    @ceoofcactus 3 года назад +8

    That's my boy

  • @mooshochan9054
    @mooshochan9054 3 года назад +43

    Clicking onto this video, I’m expecting to see a man made out of cactus

  • @Ironmat98
    @Ironmat98 3 года назад +112

    Plot twist: Marvel actually takes inspiration from the scp foundation

    • @pqcowboychanel
      @pqcowboychanel 3 года назад +3

      @@richard1311 Okay I admit that Thing they did to Iceman was bad but come on it’s not like they always

    • @jimmytaco6738
      @jimmytaco6738 3 года назад +16

      Cactus man, cactus man
      Does whatever a cactus can.
      Grows some thorns, any size,
      Stabs the bad guy till he dies
      Look out, here comes the cactus man.

    • @callmejeff7271
      @callmejeff7271 3 года назад +2

      @@richard1311 hahaha made my night, menace to society

    • @Geheimnis-c2e
      @Geheimnis-c2e 3 года назад +2

      Imagine if the SCP foundation managed to get Sentry on their side.

    • @Ironmat98
      @Ironmat98 3 года назад +5

      @@jimmytaco6738 I WANT PICTURES OF CACTUS MAN! That pointy menace needs to be stopped!

  • @Swissswoosher
    @Swissswoosher 2 года назад +3

    Always nice to see a wholesome SCP

  • @ilewtf2234
    @ilewtf2234 3 года назад +10

    He is a hero to me! He has saved others too, and when he learns to use his psychic link with the plant life better, there must be a way to use it to his advance. 10/10

  • @49short
    @49short 3 года назад +6

    This and SCP-999 are the kind of wholesomeness the Foundation needs more of on an almost semi-regular basis. lol.

  • @marwankatana7135
    @marwankatana7135 3 года назад +40

    This is almost like a male Poison Ivy.

  • @bobsaget9188
    @bobsaget9188 3 года назад +2

    Wow, this is the earliest I've ever gotten to a video

  • @UltimateDumbass16
    @UltimateDumbass16 2 года назад +3

    I obviously love the dangerous scps, but I think my favorites have to be the more wholesome ones like this. Like...I wanna give Cactusman a hug and idc if I get pricked!

  • @dogwood5070
    @dogwood5070 3 года назад +2

    This is my new favorite scp cuz he’s just so random and adorable

  • @Babbleplay
    @Babbleplay 3 года назад +28

    Over 6k SCPs, and somehow, the animation channels still manage to overlap content within a week of each other. Not anyone's fault, the video is still awesome, but SCP Exposed spotlighted Cactus Man 4 days ago. Again, this video is still good; not blaming either channel, I just find it really weird how, out of so many files, this keeps happening over and over, in a limited pool of like, 5 SCP animating channels

    • @ilewtf2234
      @ilewtf2234 3 года назад +9

      Its because some scp´s are seasonal, have just become a meme or overall intrest in them has otherwise risen.

    • @yourfriendlyneighborhoodcl4824
      @yourfriendlyneighborhoodcl4824 3 года назад +4

      Its because they are content farms and gonna leave the community when popularity around scp dies

    • @Fuzzycat16
      @Fuzzycat16 3 года назад +1

      "Oh look at those views" That's why they mimic each other.

    • @Babbleplay
      @Babbleplay 3 года назад +1

      @@Fuzzycat16
      Often true, but there is still some element of coincidence, because sometimes they overlap content within days of each other, and it would take time to animate and voice and make the video.

    • @Fuzzycat16
      @Fuzzycat16 3 года назад

      @@Babbleplay Maybe they talk to each other so everyone has a "fair chance" .

  • @o7freedom
    @o7freedom 3 года назад +2

    this one was honestly so campy and cliché.
    and that's okay, it put a smile on my face and warmed my heart.
    thank you whoever wrote this one.🌵💚🌵

  • @MOTUMotherboard
    @MOTUMotherboard 3 года назад +9

    This is an oddly wholesome one, I wish the foundation would teach him to fight

  • @Korvatz
    @Korvatz 3 года назад +48

    As someone from Scotland that accent was more Irish than Scottish lol

    • @Bluey97
      @Bluey97 3 года назад +3

      As a fellow Scot, I'm glad I'm not the only one who thought so

    • @Jason-tz7ir
      @Jason-tz7ir 3 года назад +1

      As someone who's actually from Scotland... It sounded like nothing. If anything it's Eastern Brit. You two are obviously American

    • @Korvatz
      @Korvatz 3 года назад +1

      @@Jason-tz7ir I'm actually from Scotland, but what do you know?

    • @Jason-tz7ir
      @Jason-tz7ir 3 года назад

      @@Korvatz yeah... Doubtful

    • @Bluey97
      @Bluey97 3 года назад +1

      @@Jason-tz7ir Glaikit assumption there

  • @killeing
    @killeing 2 года назад +3

    "Look! Down on the ground!"
    "It's a nerd!"
    "It's a dork!"
    "No, it's Cactus Man!!!"

  • @theasexualidiot4803
    @theasexualidiot4803 3 года назад +2

    I love cactus man cause he’s just a guy trying his best to be a hero. And the one time he did he was really happy! I wish the foundation tried to help him…

  • @05-8forgotten
    @05-8forgotten 3 года назад +28

    Would be great if he's trained to be a real soldier...

  • @ThePuff18
    @ThePuff18 Год назад +2

    This lad gets the 2952 seal of wholesomeness.
    Good job, Cactusman!

  • @anangrytomato3093
    @anangrytomato3093 3 года назад +22

    Cactus man, cactus man
    Does whatever a cactus can
    Is a prick, doesn't stick
    Stabbing bad guys that he hate
    Look out, he is the cactus man

  • @freedomstar3930
    @freedomstar3930 3 года назад +8

    The SCP foundation could give him some proper training so he could fight crime more effectively.

    • @ballom29
      @ballom29 3 года назад +2

      He could even just be deployed when they had to deal with plant-like SCPs since he can apparently communicate witrh plants.

    • @mr_indie_fan
      @mr_indie_fan Год назад +1

      I guess that would happen in avalon

  • @winterquest8768
    @winterquest8768 3 года назад +11

    "I am a Cactus"
    I mean, yes, you are one, what else would they think...?

  • @croke835
    @croke835 3 года назад +8

    3:13 ah yes the Stupendous Hunk

  • @v.emiltheii-nd.8094
    @v.emiltheii-nd.8094 3 года назад +7

    Camel: "Whoa, it's a stumpy little manlet!"

    • @aaronrichardsoong4110
      @aaronrichardsoong4110 3 года назад

      Napoleons: Hey! I am actually averaged height for the time!(Cries)

  • @farish_5873
    @farish_5873 3 года назад +20

    Ahh yes "a Treeman, by having power to go bald annualy"
    -Gumball

  • @LEGOMANIAC419
    @LEGOMANIAC419 3 года назад +6

    He's the hero SCP deserves. Someone trained him to fight crime and help contain SCPs!

  • @Deus69xxx1
    @Deus69xxx1 2 года назад +1

    Aww, this one gets to me. Many many many years ago, like 5 or so, I was playing runes of magic, and I got a pet egg.
    Highest rarity, great stats that boost my character, and it was a "Needle Cactus" creature. The pets in that game will fight for you, and frequently say cute things. This one swings with stretchy spikes arms, or does a hug like attack.
    I named it Cactusman

  • @tacoface5000
    @tacoface5000 2 года назад +3

    Seems like he could be a valuable high-stamina asset to a mobile task force if he received some combat training to back up all that heroic spunk. If his muscles are still capable of growing like a human's, he could easily grow stronger and be taught the combat tactics and techniques to make him a supersoldier-like hero

  • @hallowwhisper9841
    @hallowwhisper9841 3 года назад +1

    Great video like always!

  • @gray9818
    @gray9818 3 года назад +7

    So what I'm hearing is that the SCP Foundation should provide him with combat training

  • @maryllthemusicman1318
    @maryllthemusicman1318 3 года назад +2

    this is actually super adorable

  • @tonyblank2022
    @tonyblank2022 3 года назад +7

    I wish the foundation would help hime like give him proper training, so he doesn't get himself injured on his patrols or so he doesn't actually make situations worse. Where is the ethics department in this story! XD

  • @donovonhunt1926
    @donovonhunt1926 3 года назад

    The coolest aspect of his abilities is to never have to eat again. Doesn't even need that much water. You don't even have to help humans to be a hero. You could literally become the world's greatest botanist

  • @magmaruler2057
    @magmaruler2057 3 года назад +4

    "Spikes protrude out his skin which can grow up to 1 inch"
    That's what she said.

  • @lucasusroblox5801
    @lucasusroblox5801 3 года назад +1

    Give this guy some of the training they put their security guards through, let him go back to the streets, after some time take him through higher levels of training and then boom, guy who knows how to fight crime. And is a cactus.

  • @ChroniqueDesAnomalies
    @ChroniqueDesAnomalies 3 года назад +9

    woaw that's a very logic SCP
    Cactus man x)
    I am actually dead ✔

    • @ChroniqueDesAnomalies
      @ChroniqueDesAnomalies 3 года назад +2

      @Tweak Turnup You don't know the definition of a weeb so.
      One of the only anime i watched is TPN ...

  • @danielyates6742
    @danielyates6742 3 года назад +1

    'Some people have quirks that turn them into unkillable gods. Others have quirks that turn their head into a cactus'

  • @rafajaworski6530
    @rafajaworski6530 3 года назад +3

    The best way to store scp-682 is to put scp-173 back in his chamber and they will stare at each other for the eternity

    • @rafajaworski6530
      @rafajaworski6530 3 года назад

      @PhenomOP what? 173 will not move because it's stared at , and 682 will not move because of the risk of lossing eye contact

    • @rafajaworski6530
      @rafajaworski6530 3 года назад

      @PhenomOP they did an experiment like it and they stared at each other until staff removed 173

    • @ballom29
      @ballom29 3 года назад

      @@rafajaworski6530 Don't forget they shot at 682 eyes...then 682 grew more eyes in response.

    • @rafajaworski6530
      @rafajaworski6530 3 года назад

      @@ballom29 i know that , and that's why i don't think he is killable but he can stay forever staring at 173 and be basicly harmless

  • @ihateeveryoneTV
    @ihateeveryoneTV 3 года назад +1

    This is a great episode !! pure awesome-ness

  • @desertblade1874
    @desertblade1874 3 года назад +3

    SCP Explained animator in every video: obligatory eating mouth animation 😋

  • @jonathansellers793
    @jonathansellers793 3 года назад +2

    He could be a pretty good rescue worker for desert environments

  • @wizardshark1127
    @wizardshark1127 3 года назад +3

    Why doesn’t the SCP foundation give him some hand to hand combat training? I mean all the guy wants to do is help people, he just needs more experience and skill.

  • @mirelissegarcia8100
    @mirelissegarcia8100 3 года назад +1

    This SCP is too pure TnT, we don't deserve him :'c

  • @SheriffJoe420
    @SheriffJoe420 3 года назад +3

    Never before has a dude infused with cactus DNA seem like he's more fun to be around with than your stereotypical super hero.
    Give this man a cape.

  • @aanandakrishnan8285
    @aanandakrishnan8285 3 года назад +1

    The will to not Give Up, Chronic depression, Hero Complex, Trying to ensure that no one will Face what he did, This Cactus themed Hero reminds me of a certain Bat themed Hero.

  • @pattybanana7243
    @pattybanana7243 3 года назад +4

    0:24 is that a 10 pack on the statue?

  • @The_Malcontented
    @The_Malcontented 3 месяца назад

    I am LOSING IT at the thought of Cactusman talking to Cactilad and Cactilad responding to everything said to him with "I am a cactus"

  • @mr.eeee3eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee837
    @mr.eeee3eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee837 3 года назад +3

    Cactus man vs scarlet king I want to see this battle it’s like Godzilla vs King Kong

  • @JohnClark-sl7ps
    @JohnClark-sl7ps 3 года назад

    Hes a real hero. If he knew he was gonna win he wouldn't be risking anything. I love him .

  • @Sunky_real
    @Sunky_real 3 года назад +3

    Ah yes spooder mans fan boi

  • @lordtronical9525
    @lordtronical9525 3 года назад +2

    Just when I'm bout to close YT your video pops up😂

  • @solol2909
    @solol2909 3 года назад +3

    This was....unexpected

  • @TruthWizardTemplar7
    @TruthWizardTemplar7 3 года назад

    GOD BLESS YOU THANK YOU SO MUCH FOR ALL THIS VIDEOS IT COMES NOT JUST WITH QUALITY BUT QUANTITY THANK YOU SO MUCH GOD BELSS YOU AND UR FAMILY

  • @zephyrkaye
    @zephyrkaye 3 года назад +7

    Hey, it's pronounced Dis-thigh-me-ah.

  • @SirWilliamKidney
    @SirWilliamKidney 2 года назад

    Hey nice job with the accent! Way better than I could ever do. Really enjoying the videos thank you!

  • @bukitcengkeh1
    @bukitcengkeh1 3 года назад +4

    At this point anything can be an Scp

    • @madmaniac6778
      @madmaniac6778 3 года назад

      i am an scp, i can burp at will and one of my eyes are bigger than the other

    • @shotokimakaze1316
      @shotokimakaze1316 3 года назад

      Scp: (input number here)
      Nickname: (input nickname here)
      Scp________ must be contained
      (Containment procedure here)
      Anomaly's: (input anomaly here)

    • @madmaniac6778
      @madmaniac6778 3 года назад

      @@shotokimakaze1316 is that supposed to be info about me, HA YOU DONT KNOW WHERE I AM YOU CANT CONTAIN ME

    • @shotokimakaze1316
      @shotokimakaze1316 3 года назад

      @@madmaniac6778 you are Mad Maniac age between 13 to 18 You live in the United States Joined RUclips On March of last year on the day of National Sing out day

    • @shotokimakaze1316
      @shotokimakaze1316 3 года назад

      You are contained in a house like structure put in quarantine to your unnatural Burps

  • @Cats_Coffee_Cockblocking
    @Cats_Coffee_Cockblocking 2 года назад +1

    Btw, about Dr. L’Oeuf? His name means “egg” in French. Dr. French Egg. Dr. Egg. Dr. Egg interviews Cactusman. What a world.

  • @novusnocturnm
    @novusnocturnm 3 года назад +4

    Love the videos, love the accents. Please don’t do Scottish. XD

  • @jonathanX01
    @jonathanX01 3 года назад +2

    7:53 - Would anyone just punch a bare cactus? I honestly want to know.

  • @a.m.jsSTATS
    @a.m.jsSTATS 3 года назад +3

    5

  • @akramgimmini8165
    @akramgimmini8165 3 года назад +1

    NANANANANANA
    Cactus Man!
    Here to Sting for Justice!

  • @iBenjamin1000
    @iBenjamin1000 3 года назад +1

    (Gains the ability to communicate with plants)
    cactus: "I am a cactus"
    "Damn! The Cactus could be on to something!"

  • @GameCastingMedia
    @GameCastingMedia 3 года назад +1

    That Scottish accent attempt hurt my very being more than hugging this guy.

  • @PinguWithAnAxe
    @PinguWithAnAxe 3 года назад +1

    A scotsman who survives by eating sunlight? No wonder he's weak. The poor guy must be starving!

  • @yaboirevived
    @yaboirevived 3 года назад +1

    I love this scp. Along with the run cycle for the animations lol

  • @iv5480
    @iv5480 3 года назад +1

    oh a superhero one This is awesome

  • @arsyniosic
    @arsyniosic 2 года назад +1

    "I dunno doc, I woke up one day, and boom. Cactus powers."

  • @MateoTlm
    @MateoTlm 3 года назад +1

    He is not the hero we want but the hero we need.

  • @anthonygregory9477
    @anthonygregory9477 Год назад

    My favorite sound byte ever: “To be honest doc, I don’t really know. I just woke up one day and BOOM, cactus powers.” 😂😂

  • @deesh6378
    @deesh6378 3 года назад +1

    The foundation should just train him to become part of an elite MTF squad consisting of SCPs.