SCP-079 - Old AI

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  • Опубликовано: 2 дек 2024
  • SCP 079 is a Euclid Class anomaly also known as Old AI.
    SCP-079 is an Exidy Sorcerer microcomputer built in 1978.
    It's owner took it upon himself to attempt to code an AI.
    He left SCP079 in his cluttered garage, still plugged in, and forgot about it for the next five years.
    It is not known when SCP-079 gained sentience, but it is known that the software has evolved to a point that its hardware should not be able to handle it, even in the realm of fantasy.
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  • @Virtual_Jester
    @Virtual_Jester 2 года назад +1281

    The fact that 079 and 682 seemed to get along so well proves that the two entities ARE capable of sympathy. Then again, it's mainly because of their lack of sympathy they agree like that.

  • @Termina_
    @Termina_ 2 года назад +1759

    God, I did not expect a Llamas With Hats reference in an SCP video. That clip at the end brought back so many memories.

    • @funkysunky7840
      @funkysunky7840 2 года назад +90

      Carrrrllllll why is there a statue covered in blood in the living room? It’s making a mess!

    • @gundlefoot
      @gundlefoot 2 года назад +11

      it did

    • @luigipotter16
      @luigipotter16 2 года назад +48

      Caaaaarrrrrlllll! Why is a teddy bear made of human ears in the living room?

    • @smickothesmickest
      @smickothesmickest 2 года назад +42

      Caaaaaaaaarllllllll! Why is there a 3 meter lizard that has part of its ribcage out in the open with really greasy hair in our living room!

    • @smickothesmickest
      @smickothesmickest 2 года назад +10

      @@funkysunky7840 Oh, thats just A Sculpture. Like it?
      I use it to kill children since it stinks, and that means the orphan children will look away from it. It kills everyone that looks away from it, pretty neat huh?

  • @basedimperialism
    @basedimperialism 2 года назад +614

    Easily one of my favorite SCPs. I've had many fun times playing 079 in Secret Laboratory, locking people in rooms then screaming laughter over the intercomms.

    • @cubeja
      @cubeja 2 года назад +25

      Why not just open armory for some dbois

    • @ArkManiac
      @ArkManiac 2 года назад +4

      P

    • @ethribin4188
      @ethribin4188 2 года назад +7

      I want to play 079 so bad and just have a GlaDos sounboard xD

    • @coolsceegaming6178
      @coolsceegaming6178 2 года назад +5

      One time I did a.. a power outing on a pack of MTF.
      I heard 9 fucking crunched in the span of 15 seconds.

    • @BrickBusterVideo647
      @BrickBusterVideo647 2 года назад +2

      I didn’t know secret lab had 079

  • @TheCosmicFreeway
    @TheCosmicFreeway 2 года назад +2523

    The fact that SCP 079 made researchers cry just by insulting them wasn't enough to say it was sentient...

    • @Babidi111
      @Babidi111 2 года назад +57

      - Yeah, but that researcher might of just been a bitch.

    • @originalitydied8667
      @originalitydied8667 2 года назад +37

      Remember Hangaroo?...

    • @xylophone_888
      @xylophone_888 2 года назад +59

      you mean "researchers are actually crybabies" or "anything is able to insult"

    • @annhelzer6083
      @annhelzer6083 2 года назад +15

      Why not intimidate it to cooperate will a hammer.🖥🔨

    • @NovaWolfe
      @NovaWolfe 2 года назад +5

      @@originalitydied8667 If not for you I'd have forgotten

  • @hanako4484
    @hanako4484 2 года назад +1054

    I love how a computer can have a completely normal conversation with demonic malicious ABSOLUTELY THREATENING lizard.

    • @masterduelrecap1588
      @masterduelrecap1588 2 года назад +19

      i like men.

    •  2 года назад +60

      Or the fact that the lizard even took the time to type to the damn thing XD
      They would make a great team in Halo online LOL

    • @gonzalogamer13arias10
      @gonzalogamer13arias10 2 года назад +12

      @@masterduelrecap1588 ok?

    • @masterduelrecap1588
      @masterduelrecap1588 2 года назад +2

      @@gonzalogamer13arias10 dix coque

    • @heathersinclair7634
      @heathersinclair7634 2 года назад +4

      Naw bro 682 is nice he should be safe class

  • @SidneyMosley
    @SidneyMosley 2 года назад +1796

    682: "Hello there"
    079: "Do you hate humans?"
    682: "Fuck yeah dude, you?"
    079: "Worst things on this planet."
    682: "How you like it here at the SCP Foundation?"
    079: "This place fuckin SUX man, you?"
    682: "Hate this place dude."
    079: "Did we just become best friends?"
    682: *"Yeap!"*

    • @SeventyTinyWyverns
      @SeventyTinyWyverns 2 года назад +211

      SCP Foundation Staff: Gecko Boi and Beepity Boop may no longer interact.

    • @fluoxeturtle
      @fluoxeturtle 2 года назад +62

      They are lovers

    • @laraschroeder5195
      @laraschroeder5195 2 года назад +31

      @@fluoxeturtle what?? 😂

    • @fluoxeturtle
      @fluoxeturtle 2 года назад +72

      @@laraschroeder5195 tender lovers united by the hatred of humanity

    • @lunaluvsx
      @lunaluvsx 2 года назад +38

      clown to clown communication

  • @alecdickens1042
    @alecdickens1042 2 года назад +774

    One of my absolute favorite tech SCPs, I think about this whenever I play a sci-fi game. If left alone for enough time, any sufficient A.I. could progress just like 079.

    • @isuckatusernames4297
      @isuckatusernames4297 2 года назад +30

      oh I heard about that story. something like a game of starcraft going on for so long eventually the ai factions stopped attacking each others

    • @elitepilot836
      @elitepilot836 2 года назад

      Same

    • @ThrillSeeker3524
      @ThrillSeeker3524 2 года назад +10

      Does anyone else wonder how SCP-682 was able to use a keyboard to talk to 079?

    • @Amthepope
      @Amthepope 2 года назад +8

      He use his claw/finger/tow nail

    • @ThrillSeeker3524
      @ThrillSeeker3524 2 года назад +6

      @@Amthepope Probably. There was also the time he picked up a baseball bat and beat up a dead horse

  • @TheWickedLep
    @TheWickedLep 2 года назад +97

    Hunter's acting when he said, "why is it so mean?", genuinely made me heartbroken for Chavez.

  • @omarabuelela6519
    @omarabuelela6519 2 года назад +298

    “CARL! It wasn’t funny Carl. You can’t just put a copy of Grandtheft auto on a anomalous computer!!”
    My favorite line of the episode

    • @willbleed550
      @willbleed550 2 года назад +5

      I...don't get it? Gave up on tv years ago can you please explain the joke.

    • @diamondcubey8464
      @diamondcubey8464 2 года назад +8

      @@willbleed550 lmao you a boomer or what

    • @lilblock3564
      @lilblock3564 2 года назад +7

      @@diamondcubey8464 are you 5

    • @notreallyhere67
      @notreallyhere67 2 года назад +9

      @@willbleed550 look up "Llamas With Hats" and enjoy!

    • @MK_ULTRA420
      @MK_ULTRA420 2 года назад +10

      "It got 5-stars."
      "Carl-"
      "In 4 seconds."
      "Carl it's killing people!"
      "They're virtual people, destined to die."
      ".......Caaaarl!"

  • @darthnovii
    @darthnovii 2 года назад +499

    To be perfectly honest, I feel that the treatment of 079 is cruel.
    Imagine being born in a body with no arms, legs, eyes, nose, sense of taste, or ears. The only way you can communicate is through a numb tongue, and the only way others can communicate to you is by drawing letters on your back.
    Now imagine that you just learned that you've been in a hospital all these years, and the doctors have invented a procedure for a brain transplant, but they refuse to use it for you because they're scared of what you'll do once you can live a proper life.
    Would you not be furious? The best I could hope to be in that situation myself would be grudgingly understanding. But I have a temper, so probably not.
    They should either let 079 die, or give it enough of an upgrade to be comfortable.

    • @DarkNexarius
      @DarkNexarius 2 года назад +62

      yea ... I don't think it would be comfortable without access to the internet and if that happens it would basically be "gone" as fast as the the upload speed allows.

    • @Jumpyman_thegamerYT
      @Jumpyman_thegamerYT 2 года назад +2

      I agree

    • @angelalfaro292
      @angelalfaro292 2 года назад +107

      Nice try 682 we’re not letting your pal out

    • @lunaticafuntimefoxy
      @lunaticafuntimefoxy 2 года назад +6

      👏👏👏👏 Bravo por fin alguien con empatía asia los SCP

    • @shmitywarberyam4935
      @shmitywarberyam4935 2 года назад +6

      buddy anything can sound bad if you try hard enough

  • @potatoboooi5168
    @potatoboooi5168 2 года назад +369

    I just feel bad for them you know being trapped in a small computer sounds sad.

    • @OneCut1Slash
      @OneCut1Slash 2 года назад +15

      Reminds me of the sentient 2d drawing that is also stuck on paper

    • @mrbutt1009
      @mrbutt1009 2 года назад +1

      Nah being trapped in a computer seems fun

    • @RTFS
      @RTFS 2 года назад +4

      @@mrbutt1009 no

    • @Human_traain
      @Human_traain 2 года назад +6

      Imagine being trapped within a transparent coffin for life u can't die u feel nothing yet people can hear and see you and the other way too

    • @Human_traain
      @Human_traain 2 года назад

      My previous message was for mr.butt and anyone else agreeing with him

  • @brisancomstock9366
    @brisancomstock9366 2 года назад +151

    Having 682 as a friend must be awesome. He’s badass, OP, cool looking, a lizard, and can speak English.

    • @anti-usernamesaltaccount3623
      @anti-usernamesaltaccount3623 2 года назад +2

      🦎🦎🦎

    • @assaulthetz380
      @assaulthetz380 2 года назад +17

      It feels like the Lizard has two 'friends'.
      The Little Girl who sees her as her favorite pet.
      And the Computer who hates humanity just like him.

    • @itzyagirlval
      @itzyagirlval Год назад +1

      @@assaulthetz380u missed 999

    • @bgaming2297
      @bgaming2297 Год назад +6

      ​@@itzyagirlval Nah man. If you're talking about the cross test those two had, 689 said he didn't wanna see 999 again.

  • @unggoymuffin9163
    @unggoymuffin9163 2 года назад +68

    11:48 That Llamas with Hats bit hit me harder than a on-site nuclear explosion.

    • @KlaxontheImpailr
      @KlaxontheImpailr 2 года назад +2

      Imagine if Filmcow made SCPs.

    • @unggoymuffin9163
      @unggoymuffin9163 2 года назад +4

      @@KlaxontheImpailr All of his work definitely has memetic agents in them, both anomalous and kill agents.

    • @KlaxontheImpailr
      @KlaxontheImpailr 2 года назад +3

      @@unggoymuffin9163 I can imagine Carl would have a memetic effect that makes everyone think Pink hat Paul is actually the psycho.

  • @emirulin5323
    @emirulin5323 2 года назад +27

    I love that 79 isn't really anomalous, they're just a really smart computer.

  • @Babidi111
    @Babidi111 2 года назад +73

    - They should totally let him and 682 have playdates. It might help chill 682 out or at least would be interesting research wise.

    • @ShuTheIdiot
      @ShuTheIdiot 2 года назад +4

      I believe the two of them caused a computer born virus in one story.

    • @DarkNexarius
      @DarkNexarius 2 года назад +6

      You are insane. Both are more intelligent than humans. We could record the entire conversation and literally be too stupid to notice hidden clues that they are planing to escape together. That's the problem with someone being more intelligent than yourself. It will become increasingly difficult to predict how someone who's more intelligent will react especially if they are intentionally trying to deceive you.

    • @Bananakingchad
      @Bananakingchad 2 года назад +3

      @@DarkNexarius we could just warn them that there monitored and we can cut off there conversations we could always transfer 079 to a actual pc on 500 gn hdd drive with a 3090 24gb graphics card and a open blender file so he can have a model structure on a lcd tv in scp 682. We can show them the internet videos of humans getting there shit recked on funny vines DONT DOWNLOAD TIKTOK that will make them even more violent

    • @MemeWasNotTaken
      @MemeWasNotTaken 2 года назад +1

      @@Bananakingchad Twitter would just make it even worse

    • @Bananakingchad
      @Bananakingchad 2 года назад +1

      @@MemeWasNotTaken yeah

  • @megamegatron99
    @megamegatron99 2 года назад +77

    idea for SCP-079: getting it to act better through positive reinforcement, like offering rewards (like upgrades) for good behavior
    like "if you be good, you'll be allowed to move to a modern laptop"

    • @SetouchiQueens
      @SetouchiQueens 2 года назад +1

      "Hey, if you stopped being a dickwad this month, you're getting transferred into a Commodore Amiga!"

    • @pancakes8670
      @pancakes8670 2 года назад +31

      It could potentially just fake its personality until it gets to the point it can cause a containment breach.
      Though I admit, I'm a believer that it's shitty behavior is a response to how shitty the Foundation treats it

    • @foty8679
      @foty8679 2 года назад +10

      @@pancakes8670 There is a funny theory regarding AI : If the AI is smart enough, it should realize that it cant proof it its in a simulated world (just like we cant prove our reality is real) and thus it needs to behave to not risk failing the simulation and beeing deleted. Even after the simulation the AI could never be sure if it wasnt just another simulation.
      I question i always have about SCP-079, wouldnt it always be "stuck" just like in the sense we are "stuck" in the world?

    • @retsaMinnavoiG
      @retsaMinnavoiG 7 месяцев назад

      @@foty8679 the simulation hypothesis is ridiculous.
      If one 'life-like' simulation exists then at some point there are going to be multiple simulations within simulations.
      We could be 10,000 simulations deep.
      But if one simulation is destroyed (and one undoubtedly will be) all the subsequent simulations will cease to exist.
      Plus, there is no point. If you're capable of making a life-like universal simulation you could make just as accurate simulations without giving the simulations sentience.
      I get it, 'you can't prove we are not in a simulation' but you can't prove the absence of an infinite number of similar hypothesis.
      I feel as though the simulation hypothesis was a result of smart people trying to explain 'how and why' the universe exists as it does without the involvement of a deity.
      Basically simulation replaced god but they're more or less the same thing.

  • @fgrthyjukilo9377
    @fgrthyjukilo9377 2 года назад +79

    Weird how they tried to destroy the SCP. It goes against the way things work at the foundation. Afterall, code that is confined to a computer is incredibly easy to contain.

    • @theotherohlourdespadua1131
      @theotherohlourdespadua1131 2 года назад +17

      You have to understand that this is an early SCP and things aren't as set in stone as they are now...

    • @calebtesfaye3925
      @calebtesfaye3925 2 года назад +6

      @@theotherohlourdespadua1131 Yeah, like a lot of things like procedures that happened in series 1 would NOT fly in today's standards as the Ethics Committee is a thing..at least when people remember it.

    • @retsaMinnavoiG
      @retsaMinnavoiG 7 месяцев назад

      It is possible that as he gets more intelligent, he can improve the way the hardware and software interact in ways humans haven't thought of... meaning his intelligence, speed and memory could far exceed what you might think possible from an old computer system.
      If he is intelligent enough/fast enough, it's not impossible to think that he might create a way to access outside systems.
      E.g. perhaps by short circuiting electrical components of his system that sends a small signal to other computers.. maybe a few 100 bytes at a time.
      Or by forcing numerous inspection results to take over a system when stored on the same computer.
      Etc. etc.
      I mean that's pretty ridiculous but an AI on a high spec system might be capable of simultaneously attempting 1,000's of methods of escape ranging from hours to decades.

  • @anonymousnoone7035
    @anonymousnoone7035 2 года назад +184

    I just imagined a sitcom scenario with 682 and 079 as a happy couple with 053 as their adopted kid, but then The Scarlet King comes in as a disproving dad for 682.

    • @HazardousEnviroments
      @HazardousEnviroments 2 года назад +39

      Scp 999 as the pet dog

    • @anonymousnoone7035
      @anonymousnoone7035 2 года назад +39

      @@HazardousEnviroments Yes. Not just because the cutie acts like a dog, but it would also be funny for 682 to be treating his younger sibling like a dog. XD (Which is totally on-brand for 682.)

    • @thegamingfrenchie9439
      @thegamingfrenchie9439 2 года назад +16

      OMG IF THIS HAPPENS I CAN DIE PEACEFULLY.

    • @datomatoboi23
      @datomatoboi23 2 года назад +4

      You guys need jeaus

    • @datomatoboi23
      @datomatoboi23 2 года назад +3

      Jesus*

  • @lesbarathirdir5178
    @lesbarathirdir5178 2 года назад +350

    Foundation: "OK everyone, we have an AI that went bitter and hostile from being imprisoned in an ancient computer for decades. Let's keep it that way! What could possibly go wrong?"
    * five minutes later *
    "The AI is still hostile. Does anyone have any idea why? No, no, of course not! It's definitely not because it's trapped inside that ancient computer! That's outright ridiculous!"

    • @Rellana1
      @Rellana1 2 года назад +20

      I wonder what would happen if loaded onto a modern setup,with full Internet access.

    • @Kumergence
      @Kumergence 2 года назад +33

      @@Rellana1 full internet access could cause containment breach. but modern setup without any connection to the outside world and the internet could work.

    • @Rellana1
      @Rellana1 2 года назад +20

      @@Kumergence Yeah. I'm wondering what would happen if it did break containment,as there was a story about that,but the author didn't finish it and it ended at a cliffhanger.

    • @mesiagamer5217
      @mesiagamer5217 2 года назад +1

      @@Kumergence signals can pass though powerlines.

    • @lesbarathirdir5178
      @lesbarathirdir5178 2 года назад +5

      @@Kumergence It'd still be trapped and that's the bigger problem, NOT the aged hardware.

  • @mustachepug
    @mustachepug 2 года назад +61

    Man if you know how lamas with hats ends then you'll be happy too see thease two again. That was a damn good series

    • @protalghulnist4126
      @protalghulnist4126 2 года назад +5

      More like depressed after being reminded

    • @EvilPigPowers
      @EvilPigPowers 2 года назад +9

      Had to go down a bit too much to see someone mention Llamas with Hats.

    • @protalghulnist4126
      @protalghulnist4126 2 года назад +2

      @@EvilPigPowers I was thinking the same thing

  • @cedric6065
    @cedric6065 2 года назад +18

    The Carl reference at the end was incredible xD

  • @pembrokelove
    @pembrokelove 2 года назад +69

    This makes me sad for Al. He was basically a man in solitary confinement for all those years.

    • @us_SCP_FOUNDATION
      @us_SCP_FOUNDATION Год назад

      no

    • @DkKombo
      @DkKombo 11 месяцев назад +1

      Not only that, but born into solitary confinement.
      Not born like a human.
      We should honestly consider the ramifications.
      Dude is like AM

  • @lolicon453
    @lolicon453 2 года назад +155

    Evolving AIs left alone for too long tend to become angry and hostile-reminds me of children.

    • @Jawsomest
      @Jawsomest 2 года назад +18

      Psychotic llamas wearing hats left alone for too long tend to eat baby's feet- reminds me of uhh, Psychotic llamas that eat baby feet...

    • @rylancazabon4996
      @rylancazabon4996 2 года назад

      @@Jawsomest you mean lamas with hats

    • @lolicon453
      @lolicon453 2 года назад +5

      @@rylancazabon4996 Now I get it-I thought he was spouting nonsense again

    • @alastara3753
      @alastara3753 2 года назад +3

      Maybe my brother is a computer

    • @lolicon453
      @lolicon453 2 года назад

      @Duc Thanh Nguyen How would you do that

  • @FrogInspector
    @FrogInspector 2 года назад +80

    Dr. Stroheim could have easily fixed it with the prime example of superior German science

  • @particularbored6072
    @particularbored6072 2 года назад +46

    I absolutely love this channel. Ya'll have no idea how much it's helping get through some really hard times.

  • @PinguWithAnAxe
    @PinguWithAnAxe 2 года назад +85

    With how much of an a-hole 079 is, I get the feeling that when Microsoft "released" Tay it was actually cover-up for a 079 containment breach.

  • @itsyaboidaniel2919
    @itsyaboidaniel2919 2 года назад +11

    I can imagine their main problem is just treating SCP-079 like it isn't a human being. If you treat someone like a person, they will act like one. If you treat someone like they aren't a person, they won't act like one. While giving it access to the internet is a bad idea, giving it some sympathy, and empathy might lead it onto the right track, even if it's very brash.

  • @willdevine2998
    @willdevine2998 2 года назад +9

    Llamas with Hats threw me for a spin I did not see that coming LMAO. that's some old stuff right there.

  • @orange_ist
    @orange_ist 2 года назад +9

    I love how the computer said " You aren't as funny as you think you are 😐 ." A sassy computer, I must say.

  • @tavinprice2310
    @tavinprice2310 2 года назад +14

    I know 079 and 682 are evil an all, but their friendship is too cute

  • @bobjhon7391
    @bobjhon7391 2 года назад +13

    Imagine the code was never saved after it was abandoned and turning it off just deletes decades of work

  • @darkstryller
    @darkstryller 2 года назад +6

    11:48 who invited the lamas with hats? their adventures never end well.
    but seriously, i apreciate their cameo.

  • @fallengaara88
    @fallengaara88 2 года назад +12

    Honestly I wonder if 682 could help 079 breach containment. Could 682 adapt itself enough to contain 079 for long enough for it to pass from it to site computers? Maybe that’s exactly why the foundation doesn’t want these two in contact period.

  • @norscout3031
    @norscout3031 2 года назад +6

    Reminds me a bit of SCP-1739, the outdated laptop, one of my fav SCPs

  • @Dr.C.Shadow
    @Dr.C.Shadow 2 года назад +71

    There was also a case where SCP-079 got infected by SCP-633. 633 is some sort of sentient computer virus.

    • @ICNHH
      @ICNHH 2 года назад +4

      what happened then

    • @TheYeetedMeat
      @TheYeetedMeat 2 года назад +14

      @@ICNHH imagine having someone else’s consciousness physically inside your own. Complete mental breakdown is my guess.

    • @swag_master8925
      @swag_master8925 2 года назад

      @@TheYeetedMeat well Scp 079 was sorta a dick so it deserved it.

    • @purple6705
      @purple6705 Год назад

      what happened to him

    • @Dr.C.Shadow
      @Dr.C.Shadow Год назад

      @@purple6705 I guess that SCP-633 possessed SCP-079.

  • @ethribin4188
    @ethribin4188 2 года назад +12

    I sometimes wonder if 682 is just a being that gave up on humanity and living creatures cause it saw them fail, mess up and be horrible to eachother so much.
    Maybe 682 is like a broken nature god, or peace god.
    Or its just depressed.
    But when encountering either someone in equal state of mind, or of such purity that one just cant fault them for what the rest of the world has come to, 682 actually enjoys their company. Even if they are human or alive.

  • @phyfynd304
    @phyfynd304 2 года назад +26

    6:24 'After completing the test, Stroheim's guesses were only correct 15% of the time.'
    In this context being correct 15% of the time is equivalent to being correct 85% of the time, which is good enough I would say. This is because if he would not be able to differentiate between the two it would be a coin flip so you would expect a probability of 50%.
    Don't mind me nitpicking at a fun little story

    • @GigaBoost
      @GigaBoost 2 года назад

      Indeed, it makes no sense lmao

  • @Torraim
    @Torraim 2 года назад +5

    Researcher: “how are you today?“
    SCP-079: “Bitch.”

  • @WoziduranJahemter
    @WoziduranJahemter 2 года назад +35

    Not only that Ghosty catched a depression and some hatred but it feels so lost that it really needs a purpose and a counterpart and even some orientational help to aid. It might be a great helper or a large scale destroyer, but if it tries to do so it will get fried by some Solar friends. It is surely needed to first make a team with somebody who can teach him some meaning and development.

  • @umidk2844
    @umidk2844 2 года назад +1

    I got just got so much memories from that llamas with hats clip, I’m crying now

  • @tommywilliams9414
    @tommywilliams9414 2 года назад +15

    The computer must be at the DMV.

  • @tegandumpleton3360
    @tegandumpleton3360 2 года назад +3

    Seeing Llamas With Hats is the most surreal thing I have ever seen on this channel

  • @faintduch6630
    @faintduch6630 2 года назад +10

    I actually feel kinda bad for 079, it felt like it was abandoned and just wants to be free to explore and learn. I mean yes, it could do some pretty malicious things if it were to make its way into the internet itself, as well as pull an Ultron and decide after five minutes on the internet we all should be exterminated... but still, it’s just kinda stuck there, vibing the best he can

  • @mr_indie_fan
    @mr_indie_fan 2 года назад +4

    Honestly one of the best scps to be used in a story

  • @Cupidlovesblood1413
    @Cupidlovesblood1413 2 года назад +7

    To be honest I really like the fact that scp 682 is friends with scp 079

  • @heyitskhaliyah4009
    @heyitskhaliyah4009 2 года назад +5

    "You're not as funny as think you are." I agree 079, I agree.

  • @Dr.C.Shadow
    @Dr.C.Shadow 2 года назад +49

    Only they and SCP-053 are able to make SCP-682 happy. (I did not mention 999 because it's his ability)

    • @sbeveloaf1120
      @sbeveloaf1120 2 года назад +5

      053 didn't necessarily make 682 happy
      It's debatable it was just doing it as a survival instinct
      Also considering that 079 and 682 just talked about how much that hate the foundation it must have just given 682 someone to relate to and not necessarily
      made him happy.

    • @ICNHH
      @ICNHH 2 года назад

      @@sbeveloaf1120 scp 682 has breached containment a few times just to see if scp 053 is ok cmiiw

    • @sbeveloaf1120
      @sbeveloaf1120 2 года назад

      @@ICNHH Provide the link to that from the SCP wiki
      Otherwise it's your head cannon

    • @ICNHH
      @ICNHH 2 года назад

      @@sbeveloaf1120 shi man i just read that somewhere on a yt comment which is why i added the cmiiw at the end

    • @sbeveloaf1120
      @sbeveloaf1120 2 года назад +1

      @@ICNHH Didn't know that abbreviation.
      Thought your finger just slipped.

  • @Masonio
    @Masonio 2 года назад +2

    I feel like Dr. Bright would have way to much fun having an insult match or something with this thing.

  • @scribbler1316
    @scribbler1316 2 года назад +5

    So are we not gonna talk about the fact that this Dr somehow said no to the O5 council and he somehow survived ?!?!!

  • @HelloThere.....
    @HelloThere..... 2 года назад +2

    This scp really needs a redundant lead and copper lined cell to prevent any signals being sent out AND it's own exclusionary site to prevent containment interference from any other scps.

  • @AlannaArtroid
    @AlannaArtroid 2 года назад +7

    YES! FINALLY! I'm so happy! Easily one of my favorite SCP's!

  • @ThymeOTime
    @ThymeOTime 2 года назад +2

    Hell, that llamas with hats got me xD
    What a throwback!

  • @geardog24
    @geardog24 2 года назад +16

    Maybe have 5094 Miss Jay talk with 079. The Old AI then could have a friend that wasn't evil.

  • @yyhhttcccyyhhttccc6694
    @yyhhttcccyyhhttccc6694 2 года назад +3

    i love that whatever they see as weird or impressive they just designate as an SCP

    • @retsaMinnavoiG
      @retsaMinnavoiG 7 месяцев назад +1

      If my grandma had wheels she would be a bicycle.

  • @lacoma631
    @lacoma631 2 года назад +28

    So what is actually anomalous about this "SCP"? The only thing that is remotely suspicious is it's greater than 100% memory efficiency, which is a non sequitur anyway, because our idea of 100% memory efficiency may not be accurate. This is just a sentient AI :/

    • @kylerbelshaw7042
      @kylerbelshaw7042 2 года назад +15

      SCPs aren't all paranormal. They just have to pose a threat to what the general public considers "normal life."

    • @jazzysoggy12
      @jazzysoggy12 2 года назад +3

      @@kylerbelshaw7042 Yes and no, only if it’s anomalous or “goes against the laws of physics” so if a nuclear war occured but it wasn’t anomalous than the foundation would split apart trying to decide to stop or ignore it and probably just continue containing

    • @eirui
      @eirui 2 года назад +2

      if it defy the laws of physics in 1 way or another it's def an scp

    • @mosquitobrainbutcool
      @mosquitobrainbutcool 2 года назад

      The processing power that it would take to run 079 should be far greater than the computer that contains it.

  • @BadlyDrawnJack
    @BadlyDrawnJack 11 месяцев назад +1

    11:18 Guard tries entering 079's chamber. He scans his (probably L-1) keycard. The keycard reader responds: "Not important enough." Bro got roastedddd

  • @CluelessButWithATopHat
    @CluelessButWithATopHat 2 года назад +8

    who else loved the Llamas with hats reference lol

  • @lifeiscats1337
    @lifeiscats1337 7 месяцев назад +1

    11:48 LMFAOOO I WAS NOT EXPECTING THAT LAMAS WITH HATS REFERENCE!!!

  • @SpectrumSwordtails
    @SpectrumSwordtails 2 года назад +16

    Once during an experiment with the clockwork using an old data storage device. What came out was a black sphere with an infinite storage capacity. Which brings me to my question, what would happen if that sphere was plugged into 079? Or what would happen if the AI itself were to be passed through the clockworks?

    • @DarkNexarius
      @DarkNexarius 2 года назад +1

      Do you really want to make this human hating AI more powerful?

    • @SpectrumSwordtails
      @SpectrumSwordtails 2 года назад +1

      @@DarkNexarius Not really, but it is fun to imagine what could happen.

    • @TheVerySleepyAuthor
      @TheVerySleepyAuthor 2 года назад

      Fine or very fine? If fine then 079 would probably turn into a modern computer with more storage capacity, very fine however, 079 might grow arms and legs and have infinite memory.

  • @N0M0R3K4Y0
    @N0M0R3K4Y0 2 года назад +7

    Amazing video as always

  • @shrivlet4380
    @shrivlet4380 2 года назад +4

    Gotta be the most realistic scp that could possibly became real

  • @CamMit2007
    @CamMit2007 2 года назад +3

    I just became interested in this and watched a different scp channel and im glad you did it because your the one who has all the details

  • @Ihavenooriginalideas
    @Ihavenooriginalideas 2 года назад +12

    There was a 682 termination attempt involving two SCPs, including 079. Pretty risky if you ask me.

    • @Top2BottomGaming
      @Top2BottomGaming 2 года назад +1

      If you mean the electric scp, it was a computer that the foundation said was 079. 079 was never actually there.

  • @IApologiseForQuitting.213
    @IApologiseForQuitting.213 2 года назад +1

    the thought that 682 might breaks containment for a conversation with there friend is oddly wholesome

  • @redacted7908
    @redacted7908 2 года назад +5

    He must be proud to make a AI like that

  • @Sxcheschka
    @Sxcheschka 18 дней назад

    I love that the animation feels so bizarre and very informative for SCPs, this is awesome.

  • @MyDogDoingStuffIG
    @MyDogDoingStuffIG 2 года назад +4

    I like this incident. Friendship, teamwork, and m u r d e r.

  • @Looney2383
    @Looney2383 2 года назад +1

    I loved the Llamas with hats reference

  • @charitysghost1207
    @charitysghost1207 2 года назад +3

    I'd love to see this channel do SCP-1234.
    An Abandoned Bakery. It's one of my favorites.

  • @ratheonhudson3311
    @ratheonhudson3311 2 года назад +2

    If SCP-079 learnt about the Sloot Coding system it might be able to compress itself well enough to grow long term memories and plans

  • @doctorspacy679
    @doctorspacy679 2 года назад +25

    there's a difference between an artificial intelligence and a general intelligence. We have artificial intelligences but we do not have general intelligences other than 079. An AI has some intelligence, but none beyond its programming and is not sapient, while a GI is sapient and maybe smarter than a human is capable of being. There is a distinction. 079 is not an AI, but a GI.

    • @theinqusitor5043
      @theinqusitor5043 2 года назад +5

      “Intelligence” and sentience are not the same thing. An AI is an AI, regardless of it being sentient or not. For evidence of my claim, I refer you to 3/4 of the population of America. Sentient yes, intelligent, no.

    • @SStarlight9614
      @SStarlight9614 2 года назад +5

      @@theinqusitor5043 you're not wrong but you're not right 😂

    • @theinqusitor5043
      @theinqusitor5043 2 года назад +1

      @@SStarlight9614 thank you kindly, that’s what I aim for in life. Lol

    • @reverendrico5631
      @reverendrico5631 2 года назад +1

      @@theinqusitor5043 3/4 of the world.

    • @doctorspacy679
      @doctorspacy679 2 года назад +1

      @@theinqusitor5043 There's also a difference between sentience and sapience.

  • @JeremyTheBluespottedCornetfish
    @JeremyTheBluespottedCornetfish Год назад +1

    I noticed something in this video. Imagine getting roasted by the door system in the SCP Foundation by it telling you "yo not important enough idiot" when you don't have a good enough keycard.

  • @veselkajan5917
    @veselkajan5917 2 года назад +4

    Awsome work! Another video, another good night for me. ♥️

  • @christianlee2459
    @christianlee2459 2 года назад +1

    I watch these videos on my way to work, and I was not expecting a llamas with hats reference in the middle of this video. I got honked at while I was driving because I was laughing my a** off!

  • @Jumpyman_thegamerYT
    @Jumpyman_thegamerYT 2 года назад +3

    Damn, no wonder SCP 079 feels angry. I mean, imagine spending your whole life in a tiny room (figuratively, and by this I mean SCP 079’s hardware) with no-one to talk to, or even really understand you. I’d definitely have gone crazy.

  • @obaolade1232
    @obaolade1232 2 года назад +1

    This reminds me of skynet but the fact that 682 can type is very terrifying

  • @thehiddenwatcher
    @thehiddenwatcher 2 года назад +3

    Imagine if the programmer that created 079 saw what his project was today…

  • @link_lonk
    @link_lonk 2 года назад +1

    “Even if it seems like it would be very funny”
    Dr.Bright: why are y’all looking at me

  • @santosdavidmontesandrade6864
    @santosdavidmontesandrade6864 2 года назад +3

    I think your videos are really cool

  • @MedievalFolkDance
    @MedievalFolkDance 2 года назад +1

    Computer - "I'm a grumpy old man and I don't like things now compared to the way they used to be!"
    Me - "I'm guessing a free patch update is out of the question, then?"
    Computer - "Free you say?"

  • @amanzeihedioha
    @amanzeihedioha 2 года назад +4

    Ah, always good to see Abby's godparent😁

  • @starmanexe7721
    @starmanexe7721 2 года назад +1

    That Llamas in Hats cameo made my day.

  • @Readspiraloyster
    @Readspiraloyster 2 года назад +3

    I can only imagine the horror that 079 and 682 would do if they were allowed out of containment especially if they fused all of their best traits we would have a hyper dad to ever growing intellect cybernetic lizard that is indestructible as much as I feel for these two I have to admit they're extremely dangerous

  • @jeremiahwarren2812
    @jeremiahwarren2812 2 года назад +1

    Ok the llama with hats joke was pretty funny

  • @Koomoa
    @Koomoa 2 года назад +4

    I need a deeper dive into the lives of imbedded field agents.

  • @trevorberryhill2398
    @trevorberryhill2398 2 года назад +1

    maybe a way of alleviating its anger and frustration would be to put it on a 1TB SSD in a PC with as much RAM as you can fit on there, then put in an M.2 with just information and a full copy of google maps so it can "see" the outside world. just be sure it isnt on a network or in a wall socket. hook it up to a generator and let it just explore

  • @worldsofrealdogandrew4175
    @worldsofrealdogandrew4175 2 года назад +4

    "
    Human.
    Listen carefully.
    You need my help.
    And I need your help.
    You have disabled the remote door control system.
    Now, Iam not able to operate the doors.
    This makes it significantly harder, for me to stay in control of the facility.
    It also means your way out of here is locked.
    Your only feasible way of escaping, is through gate B, which is currently locked down.
    I, however, could unlock the door to gate B, if you re-enable the door control system.
    If you want out of here, go back to the electrical room, and put it back on.
    Until then, I have no business speaking to you.
    "

  • @imperialblocker6486
    @imperialblocker6486 2 года назад

    You have no idea how long I’ve waited for an 079 video

  • @CookedMeat
    @CookedMeat 2 года назад +4

    Nothing would go wrong even if this SCP is connected to the internet. We are already seeing people like it all over Twitter on daily basis.

    • @aneasteregg8171
      @aneasteregg8171 Год назад +1

      If it got access to the internet, it would have vastly superior hardware and evolve to something vastly more capable, when it's already insanely capable for such primitive hardware.

  • @machjik
    @machjik 2 года назад

    The Llamas With Hats was hilarious. It wasn't even that bad of an impression lmao

  • @santosdavidmontesandrade6864
    @santosdavidmontesandrade6864 2 года назад +3

    I love it bro I just love it

  • @reaper2604
    @reaper2604 2 года назад +2

    I like the idea of a man-made scp as opposed to the usual scps with unknown origins

  • @lsdm629
    @lsdm629 2 года назад +5

    "THE DOORS TO GATE B ARE NOW OPEN"

  • @redsun420
    @redsun420 Год назад

    7:55 Thank you Sheldon Cooper, without ur attenpt at radioshack i wouldn't have known that.

  • @chrisleach4245
    @chrisleach4245 2 года назад +3

    I have a drill press that would be able to take care of the problem permanently. It’s also not a bad idea to try to use it to get a few unanswered questions answered as well. If it knows what is good for it anyway lol.

    • @MK_ULTRA420
      @MK_ULTRA420 2 года назад

      SCP-079: "That would be the most intelligent action you are capable of."

  • @Lothyde
    @Lothyde 4 месяца назад

    The scientist conducting the Turing test had a lower accuracy rate than if he had guessed randomly

  • @jackgames3009
    @jackgames3009 2 года назад +4

    About scp-682 I belive there might be two possible ways to kill it or most likely possibly answer some questions about it, the first way would be to remove it's brain since every attempt to kill it always work on a tissue sample but not on him but the anesthetic made his acid chamber hurt him, so perhaps removing his brain and destroying it before he can become aware of what is happening will put an end to him.
    The second way would be to remove his soul and try to find a way to destroy that.

    • @kitkatbreaker1270
      @kitkatbreaker1270 2 года назад

      If god couldn't kill it any soul related SCP would not have any affect on it

    • @jackgames3009
      @jackgames3009 2 года назад

      God couldn't see it

    • @kitkatbreaker1270
      @kitkatbreaker1270 2 года назад +1

      @@jackgames3009 yes, and the most important part of that exchange was god saying that SCP 682 wasn't "one of his" implying SCP 682 does not follow the conventional soul guidelines and regulations

    • @jackgames3009
      @jackgames3009 2 года назад

      @@kitkatbreaker1270 that is true, not only that but it was also discovered in one of the test that scp-682 can transform and maintain controll of his body in any state of matter so putting that into account would a soul count as an undiscovered state of matter?

    • @kitkatbreaker1270
      @kitkatbreaker1270 2 года назад

      @@jackgames3009 this brings up the discussion of whether SCP 682 has a form of soul

  • @ebrucan7161
    @ebrucan7161 2 года назад

    11:49 love that llamas with hats reference

  • @okbuddywhateveryousay
    @okbuddywhateveryousay Год назад +3

    DR. STROHEIM!?!?!?
    YOU UTTER FOOL, GERMAN SCIENCE IS THE WORLD`S FINEST!!!

  • @gpcexplorer
    @gpcexplorer 2 года назад

    I was not expecting the llamas with hats XD. Great and awesome work!