I Love It/I Hate It

By Dude E. Ball Hendrix 2002
Music and Lyrics by Mark Hoback.
I've been doody balled. Homosexually called.
Been an asshole, punk stupid ass.
Been everything your mom could possibly hate.
Been a kidnapper, female teenagers.
Been a mass murderer, grocery store.
Been on the very bottom of my grave.
Been a lover, hater, masturbater.
A fuck it all demonstrator.
And it doesn't get any better through the day.
Been the apple of many girl's eyes.
Been a wolf in a sheep's disguise.
Been a joker, a jack of all trades.
And when I'm on top, I really love it.
And nothing at all can make me say, "Shove it!"
Then I listen up for, and I don't really have it made.
Been a member of the Satanic/Christian party.
Swirling around outside my brain.
Been there at the point of the drowning, vortex.
Been a misogynist, and a hater of sex.
But when it all comes down, I'm ready to spring inch by inch.
And I love it, I hate it, I love it, I hate it, I hate it, I love it, I love it, I hate it.
I love it, I hate it. Can't seem to get enough of it.
Swimming, drowning, flying underwater.