Dash

By Divide Overflow 1996
Music and Lyrics by Eric Hoback
Woke up one morning way too late, in a doghouse, in a back yard
Outside he takes a shit. First, it's soft. Then it's hard.
Walked out, stepped in a pile. Squished between his toes.
Nothing to his name, but a soggy, doggy bone.
Every night he has the strangest dreams.
And you know he don't know what they mean.
Dash you are a cat.
Dash you are a cat.
Lazy and fat.
A hairball cat.
And when he goes for a walk, chases a squirley up a tree.
Sinff here, sniff there. Everywhere, he has to pee.
Come on, get in the car! Go for a ride, don't want to walk.
And when he gets an itch, bends over and licks his balls.