Ridiculous Products That Will Destroy Your Faith in Humanity

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  • @curisutabentley8238
    @curisutabentley8238 4 года назад +541

    As someone who has worked with disabled and elderly, the comfort wipe is actually useful for amputees, elderly people who have reaching issues, and people with injuries preventing them from being able to move as well. It can help maintain some of the ever important independence for someone who is losing their independence.

    • @frostkun7716
      @frostkun7716 4 года назад +7

      WHAT

    • @kombatkitten1256
      @kombatkitten1256 4 года назад +48

      Came to the comments just to say this. So thank you so much for speaking up. Thank you for being a carer, you are often our best hope of being heard and helping humanizing disability. I know we can be a lot to handle, not just physically but emotionally, it can be difficult to be stuck in your body and unable to participate in normal life and often we accidentally strike out at our caretakers because we feel like a burden and are jealous that we can't do for ourselves. So May the force be with you and the odds be ever in your favor. Seriously though. I've known many people with arthritis so badly that they can't hold toilet paper or silverware properly, as in unable to open and close their hands properly. I'm 31 and have pretty progressive RA, along with many other health issues but that's the only one anyone needs to know atm, and devices for the disabled are just part of it, that's my future. Anything to get that extra edge to be closer to what you were, should be, want to be, or even just to function at a minimum. Most of my friends and family are "SPOONIES", partially because most of my issues are hereditary so of course my family has issues and it's easier to talk to friends who can understand the doctors, tests, and feeling of loss of self. So many people I know just can't get grip strength for a thinner item like paper or a knife handle. I've watched a friend use the butter one by holding it between her arms and pushing against it together with her wrist area. It's not that she couldn't get butter eventually but she shakes so bad and experiences so much pain, it's just easier for her. I think these stupid invention lists need to take into consideration that an invention for the disabled is there because the biggest thing disability can take from you is your ability to do normal daily tasks. So an invention that helps someone get that back isn't actually meant for those who can still do that task fine. It's meant to fill a void that we have in our lives because we were born with crap genetics or had an accident, and now we are unable to keep up with ourselves... let alone the rest of the world. Disability is rising because we can save those that would have been unsaveable before. Those with hereditary illnesses that would've died in a time before modern medicine are not only staying alive but having children. Children who then get born with those hereditary issues that meets someone with minor hereditary issues and together they have a child even more vulnerable to hereditary issues, like x-men mutations but anti-superpower version. This continues for generations so on and so on. You can also save people from many different accidents that would have killed someone before, but now that person may be alive but they've got acute trauma. Don't get me wrong that's better than the alternative because when your disabilities are hereditary often people judge you more because you're not externally disfigured and they can't comprehend that the body is complex and can be broken on the inside, because "but you don't look sick". We are at a point in medicine where we can stop someone from dying but often can not give them quality of life. That's what those inventions can help with. So thank you again for helping to try to defend our right to try to find quality of life in the ways we can.
      Note if you or those you care for/have cared for find yourself needing extra advice or emotional support during this time one of my favorite websites is butyoudontlooksick.com and they have some beautiful thoughts and support groups for carers and spoonies alike, along with lists of resources for more advice or even an advocate. They primarily are geared for us with invisible illnesses but have links and support for all types. If you're unsure about what "Spoonies" are the same girl that made that website found a beautiful way to discuss invisible chronic illness to a friend called "The Spoon Theory" and then posted it, if I recall properly she was discussing dealing with the daily of living with Lupis (it's been a while since I read it sorry). It is one of the best illustrations of the daily difficulties, making the spoon theory a must read for all carers and differently abled people. I hope you and yours stay safe during these troubling times.

    • @andybreglia9431
      @andybreglia9431 4 года назад +26

      A device like the comfort wipe would have to come in different configurations to fit the needs of disabled people who would need it. While recovering from a rotator cuff injury, I could see the difficulty of doing otherwise simple tasks.

    • @crockie707
      @crockie707 4 года назад +7

      Might be helpful but as shown in the video, it doesnt work

    • @goodname67
      @goodname67 4 года назад +8

      @@kombatkitten1256 Not to be rude (I consider this a compliment)
      How do you write something for so long?

  • @nathanielschwartz425
    @nathanielschwartz425 3 года назад +46

    The irony of the pre-cracked egg is that you still have to crack open the packaging to get to the yolk, thereby making it completely pointless.

    • @nturavrgchick6055
      @nturavrgchick6055 3 года назад +2

      And did you notice on the package under the girl it said "fimally" instead of "finally"?? Has to be a gag! Lol

    • @nathanielschwartz425
      @nathanielschwartz425 3 года назад +3

      @@nturavrgchick6055 Ha! No, I didn't! :D

    • @Corpah
      @Corpah 3 года назад +3

      So "No messy hands" Un-Confirmed.

    • @TheRepublicOfDixionconderoga
      @TheRepublicOfDixionconderoga 2 года назад +1

      It’s a gag.

    • @superplushtiman7ti075
      @superplushtiman7ti075 Год назад +3

      That’s because it’s meant as a joke product(the creator has made several other joke products)

  • @steertatocasserole
    @steertatocasserole 2 года назад +72

    The long reach comfort wipe is actually incredibly useful. It was designed for people who have difficulty reaching due to injury or disability causing limited range of motion. So, yeah, it may seem pointless to able-bodied people, but to the countless people who genuinely need it, it's a life saver.

    • @Michelle-85
      @Michelle-85 10 месяцев назад

      Came here to say this! Very glad someone already said it. I knew this was made for disabled people instantly.

    • @crazestyle83
      @crazestyle83 9 месяцев назад

      But it doesnt work 😂

    • @steertatocasserole
      @steertatocasserole 9 месяцев назад

      @@crazestyle83 it does, actually. My partner has been using one for years now and it works perfectly.

  • @potatuh2
    @potatuh2 3 года назад +153

    I just love that they use Mathias every time they wanna show a video of someone using a weird thing😂😂

    • @mado4239
      @mado4239 3 года назад +6

      Who is Mathias

    • @xx_yummyfox_xx5921
      @xx_yummyfox_xx5921 3 года назад +4

      Dope or Nope
      RUclips Channels

    • @xunnapana7906
      @xunnapana7906 3 года назад +1

      @@xx_yummyfox_xx5921 e

    • @Rainofc
      @Rainofc 3 года назад +1

      Btw I'm just pointing out that you spelt Matthias wrong

    • @zoebrost616
      @zoebrost616 3 года назад

      Ikr lol

  • @landonmiles97
    @landonmiles97 4 года назад +250

    The pre cracked egg packaging 😂 “I enjoy” “Fimally”

    • @georgetrapp6666
      @georgetrapp6666 4 года назад +10

      Wow, I hadn't noticed! Thank you for the heads-up! It's funnier now that I can't un-see it!

    • @zakxro5976
      @zakxro5976 2 года назад +4

      Yeah I saw that lol

    • @notjebbutstillakerbal
      @notjebbutstillakerbal 2 года назад +10

      KNOCK KNOCK IT'S THE GRAMMAR POLICE GET DOWN

    • @duckymomo
      @duckymomo 2 года назад +11

      Look at the kid neck

    • @JosephineBryantYT.
      @JosephineBryantYT. 2 года назад +3

      It should be spelled FINALLY not "FIMALLY" do people even know how to spell words correctly or say the alphabet in the right order these days? The "M" is next to the "N" on the keyboard so it could be a little typing mistake they didn't notice. A little typing error is still not an excuse they need to be careful and more useful when creating products

  • @samsungtab3977
    @samsungtab3977 4 года назад +412

    13:15 I hope anybody noticed that the neck of the kid is longer than usual

    • @_JustAnotherKid__
      @_JustAnotherKid__ 4 года назад +16

      Steven Universe like that one episode were Steven stretches his neck

    • @heatherbaldwin8293
      @heatherbaldwin8293 4 года назад +26

      Possibly from reaching for those camel balls

    • @claytonpactol8851
      @claytonpactol8851 4 года назад +4

      Sentence:
      Mine Turtle

    • @ItzzOffical
      @ItzzOffical 4 года назад +11

      ikr i noticed that to and it also on the left they spelled Finally wrong.

    • @Megadextrious
      @Megadextrious 4 года назад +9

      It's a joke product, folks. It's just slime that looks eggy....... if you can see it closer it's from the brand Obvious Plant, look them up

  • @RGC_animation
    @RGC_animation 3 года назад +186

    1980: In the future, we will have flying cars!
    2020: This video...
    Look, someone had to do it

    • @ladymacbethofmtensk896
      @ladymacbethofmtensk896 3 года назад +7

      Someone already built a flying car. The trouble, however, is that to drive it, you need both a driver's AND a pilot's license.

    • @rianmacdonald9454
      @rianmacdonald9454 3 года назад +3

      @@ladymacbethofmtensk896 it took 4 attempts to take off, then crashed and killed the pilot. video of it is here on yt.

    • @dontreadmyprofilepicture7847
      @dontreadmyprofilepicture7847 3 года назад

      @@rianmacdonald9454 That was a different attempt.That was a flying TAXI. It was attempt to make flying fast, easy and cheap.But an actual one was also made.

    • @alvexok5523
      @alvexok5523 3 года назад

      @@rianmacdonald9454 Yes, I think I saw the video thumbnail for that. There are definitely no flying cars like certain 1989 movies would make us believe we'd have by 2015 (let alone by 2021)

    • @alvexok5523
      @alvexok5523 3 года назад

      @@dontreadmyprofilepicture7847 you saw that flying taxi? Did you happen to see an old man with white hair riding in it, with a cane, looking for a silver DeLorean?

  • @angelalane8660
    @angelalane8660 3 года назад +47

    @13:36-On the precracked egg packaging, in the lower left corner, it says "FIMALLY!" 😂

  • @coolnegative
    @coolnegative 4 года назад +251

    Love that you used Dope or Nope clips. The "scream" jar could double for a swear jar!🤣

  • @UnicornPastelPrincess
    @UnicornPastelPrincess 4 года назад +137

    just going to talk about that wipe stick for the bathroom, I have used one, and they do work, after hurting my back really bad after falling of my horse, I could not turn or bend for a couple of weeks after, and using that thing really does help when you can't move well,
    So yeah some people may find it silly and stupid but when you have had to use one you find that it a good helping hand,

    • @dark14life
      @dark14life 3 года назад +9

      Bidet > All

    • @marshugs78
      @marshugs78 3 года назад +2

      Glad it works for you

    • @marshugs78
      @marshugs78 3 года назад +2

      Not all public rest rooms have 1

    • @superrooster18
      @superrooster18 3 года назад +1

      Yes but this version is a Sc4m. It is too hard to put anything in the thing in the first place.

    • @baolongvu8574
      @baolongvu8574 3 года назад

      ever heard off a spayer

  • @mcoptimysticalrainbowkitty7462
    @mcoptimysticalrainbowkitty7462 3 года назад +82

    I like how the "pre-cracked egg" packaging says *"FIMALLY"* INSTEAD OF FINALLY ahahaha 🤣🤣🤣

    • @chocolatebonnie9702
      @chocolatebonnie9702 2 года назад +7

      And the kid's neck

    • @chocolatebonnie9702
      @chocolatebonnie9702 2 года назад +5

      I like

    • @drudown76
      @drudown76 2 года назад +4

      I enjoy

    • @insertcreativehandlehere
      @insertcreativehandlehere 2 года назад +2

      Trust me, I've found a pair of earphones (which you could actually see the product inside) say "Earphone". That proves that they charge a bit too much for crap where they don't even check the spelling.

    • @nyizgobithedingus
      @nyizgobithedingus Год назад +1

      @@insertcreativehandlehere The company is called Obvious Plant, they make gag products like these.

  • @mrasiankid0377
    @mrasiankid0377 3 года назад +33

    i actually want the butter stapler thing ;-;

    • @vatsala1902
      @vatsala1902 Год назад

      me too, It's so satisfying to have a perfect square butter.

    • @menslady125eif2590
      @menslady125eif2590 Год назад

      The butter stapler seems all right.

    • @TmONEYfan
      @TmONEYfan Год назад

      @@menslady125eif2590 yeah

  • @shesaknitter
    @shesaknitter 4 года назад +65

    Actually, that hood attachment for the handheld hair dryer is great. I've had one for years. It is impractical to travel with a hood hair dryer in a hard case and that hood accessory works almost as well, especially if one is using rollers. I've used one for about 20 years and love it and it is not only for use with a bouffant hairstyle. It also stores very easily taking up very little space.

    • @MsDavis-xl6re
      @MsDavis-xl6re 3 года назад +2

      I have one too

    • @ruicorreia7882
      @ruicorreia7882 3 года назад +2

      When i was a kid (70's) my mother had one and used it a lot.

    • @bex4095
      @bex4095 2 года назад +2

      Yeah, they're good for deep conditioning or setting hairstyles. Most people aren't using them strictly to dry their hair.

    • @shesaknitter
      @shesaknitter 2 года назад +1

      @@bex4095 But they can use them for hair drying if they want to do so. I certainly have, as I mentioned. That is the only thing for which I use them.

    • @bex4095
      @bex4095 2 года назад +1

      @@shesaknitter I didn't say you couldn't.

  • @zeusathena26
    @zeusathena26 4 года назад +52

    These types of hair dryers have been around since the 50's. It's not a new concept. Some people can't hold a dryer for long. Some people run small hair dresser shops etc.

    • @grumpyoldman3458
      @grumpyoldman3458 3 года назад +2

      My mum had one for when she put her hair in curlers. IIRC her hair needed drying on a low heat for a fairly long time and it let her get on with other stuff while her hair was drying.

  • @deancauley5745
    @deancauley5745 3 года назад +35

    They should have called the contact lense jewelry "Tearrings"

  • @MrMrToYouThough
    @MrMrToYouThough 3 года назад +12

    The comfort wipe could actually be useful for people with reduced mobility or the elderly maybe

  • @247BigBear
    @247BigBear 4 года назад +34

    As for the TP holder, I have had 8 spinal surgeries and both rotator cuff surgeries, I use a similar product. That in my opinion holds the TP better and saves me from either pulling a muscle or going into a massive muscle spasm. Not a product I wanted but needed.

    • @ssholesdontprotectIdo
      @ssholesdontprotectIdo Год назад

      I’m sorry that you’ve gone through this. But happy that this product helps you.

    • @lcoq19
      @lcoq19 Год назад

      I know it's been a long time since you left this comment, but if you're still active on this profile, could you respond with the product name? I know a couple people who would definitely appreciate such a product.

  • @karenthemightyunicorn4119
    @karenthemightyunicorn4119 4 года назад +13

    The comfort wipe is designed to assist people who have problems reaching the area. Like elderly people, physically disabled people, etc. It wasn't made to be lazy or to not have to touch toilet paper

    • @superrooster18
      @superrooster18 3 года назад

      Yea but it is a Sc4m. It is far too hard for any disabled person to put any paper into it anyway.

  • @Momuv5
    @Momuv5 3 года назад +24

    Being a special educator, a tool like the comfort wipe is essential. My overweight special needs students are able to wipe themselves A LOT better. The one used by OT's I work with, however just opens on the end like a clip & clamps down on wipes or toilet paper. Ijs 🤷🏾‍♀️, people should know that, that product isn't ALLLLL bad

    • @lyndarocha8846
      @lyndarocha8846 2 года назад +1

      Those work well. I have pretty bad arthritis and reaching around is very, very painful. The clip one works way better, or rather actually works period. But some people would rather ding the overweight than have come compassion.

    • @maureenbenton3262
      @maureenbenton3262 2 года назад +4

      They also are used by people who have certain forms of dwarfism, btw that is not being rude or derogatory *dwarfism* is a medical term. Everyone needs help in some way. I think the video should have made fun of the poor design, not the actual product, this is just a cheap imitation.

    • @lyndarocha8846
      @lyndarocha8846 2 года назад

      @@maureenbenton3262 Yeah, they have big bodies and short arms. That one should be removed.

  • @barbaravick7108
    @barbaravick7108 3 года назад +9

    The hairdryer bonnet was designed ages ago for girls using giant rollers in their hair. It works like a charm for its intended purpose.

  • @riceracm
    @riceracm 4 года назад +32

    5:25 MATTHIAS!!!!! He does some good reviews, typically pretty family friendly...

    • @watchingandmakingwithwolfg7195
      @watchingandmakingwithwolfg7195 3 года назад +1

      Yup glad to see people typing these types of comments. Dope or Nope channel is amazing even before it was changed to Dope or Nope.

  • @breezy9297
    @breezy9297 4 года назад +356

    The comfort wipe was a bit tricky bur it saved my life after a spinal injury

    • @TheMeshal33
      @TheMeshal33 4 года назад +34

      Breezy I also have spinal injury. I use a bidet from amazon for $25 may be a good investment for you after they restock from people not having any toilet paper lol

    • @breezy9297
      @breezy9297 4 года назад +18

      @@TheMeshal33 thank you! I'm doing well now though thank God. ☺☺

    • @EdTheMole
      @EdTheMole 4 года назад +20

      My wife also uses one after a shoulder injury when she fell from the bath tub she uses it to great effect.

    • @chantellylace4174
      @chantellylace4174 4 года назад +8

      Yeah this. I struggle daily.

    • @247BigBear
      @247BigBear 4 года назад +24

      After 8 spinal surgeries and both rotator cuff surgeries, I use a similar product. That in my opinion holds the TP better and saves me from either pulling a muscle or going into a massive muscle spasm. Not a product I wanted but needed.

  • @scallaghan2118
    @scallaghan2118 2 года назад +7

    When I was in my teens, it was very common for girls to put their hair in curlers, then put a hair dryer bonnet over their head, which had a hose that attached to the hair dryer blower. It was nothing unusual. Kind of like a home use mini version of those big hoods I think some salons still use.

  • @AvalynTheAccursed
    @AvalynTheAccursed 3 года назад +2

    I love when ads show people that were clearly paid to screw up the simplest tasks to show a problem where there isn't one so that their product doesn't seem as useless as it really is.

  • @princesslupi4136
    @princesslupi4136 4 года назад +15

    This dudes level of sarcasm is over the top! I love it! 💖

  • @ss-cc3px
    @ss-cc3px 4 года назад +178

    Nobody:
    Candy companies: C A M E L B A L L S

  • @dark14life
    @dark14life 3 года назад +15

    "There's a sucker born every minute." - P.T. Barnum

  • @EpicAlucard
    @EpicAlucard 2 года назад +5

    I love the whole ‘speaking of problems that don’t exist’ 😆

  • @mariasolano4843
    @mariasolano4843 3 года назад +21

    The blow hair dryer tool is actually for you to put hair rolls and then put the dryer tool so you can get the salon effect at home

  • @Dr_Universe2007
    @Dr_Universe2007 4 года назад +148

    No one:
    Still no one:
    Kid: I love butter

  • @tobygathergood4990
    @tobygathergood4990 3 года назад +5

    I remember the butter slicing device being on sale at various outlets and thinkin, "What a ridiculous product". I suppose it could perhaps have some use for the kitchen staff in a restaurant to speed up operations. Actually the "Comfort Wipe" product is a good idea even though it needs some refinement, because people with back damage cannot bend normally and therefor cannot clean themselves as easily as someone who doesn't. The hair dryer bonnet hood idea has been around for decades, I can remember my mom in the '50s using such s a device. It was supposed to be an "at home" equivalent of the salon type hair drier. What's more it worked. "Camel Balls"...where can I find some (apart from under a camel)?

  • @imaniwright9836
    @imaniwright9836 2 года назад +3

    The hair dryer one is actually useful. It's not just for lazy ppl. I use it to help my deep conditioner soak into my hair better. It supplies a constant, low, heat to my hair while I have a shower cap on. This helps to deliver the best results.

  • @jacobcoburn3269
    @jacobcoburn3269 4 года назад +119

    "This guy???" Excuse me, his name is Matthias.

    • @KarlaO711
      @KarlaO711 4 года назад

      I need to know from which video it is aaah XD

    • @llxney8923
      @llxney8923 4 года назад +3

      Yesss I love Matthias he da bomb from team edge

    • @DavidKehley
      @DavidKehley 4 года назад +6

      Dope or nope has more subs than this channel does XD

    • @RatPackBat
      @RatPackBat 4 года назад +4

      You are offended too!!??? Lol

    • @vahithakamarudheen3691
      @vahithakamarudheen3691 3 года назад +1

      Any one remember dope or nope was mathais before

  • @_Abjuranax_
    @_Abjuranax_ 4 года назад +30

    I'm going to market empty packages now as pre-eaten food. Thanks Be Amazed for the inspiration. (Now nobody else go do this until I file the Copyright).

    • @georgetrapp6666
      @georgetrapp6666 4 года назад +2

      You might be safe. Your timestamp of this post is enough for most "implied patent" loophole laws, before you are fully documented.

    • @echoman4202
      @echoman4202 4 года назад +2

      I’m already working on a patent for pre-digested food. I just need to get gwen’s sucker list

  • @unknownusername9827
    @unknownusername9827 3 года назад +5

    The butter one makes sense. Some people tend to put their butter in the fridge so it gets harder to cut.
    Also the ass wiper shit brush could actually be useful for the elderly and the disabled. They even talked about this is the ad about "preserving your dignity". How TF did the Amazed not pick up on that?

  • @sherecewilmoth3938
    @sherecewilmoth3938 3 года назад +2

    Actually the long arm comfort reach was designed for people who are overweight or have other physical restrictions in being able to reach the areas that need to be wiped. there are people who actually need this product.

  • @Jose-ht2lw
    @Jose-ht2lw 4 года назад +74

    I wear contacts, and that contact jewelry almost made me puke. 😷

    • @shesaknitter
      @shesaknitter 4 года назад +11

      I don't wear contacts...the idea of something on my eyeballs just does not work for me. The idea of attaching something that is hanging off of the contact lens seems that it would be even more uncomfortable. It does not really look that great, either.

    • @adambenson4526
      @adambenson4526 4 года назад +5

      It’s just very nerve racking to have something so close to your eye

    • @marapellish-maghan3793
      @marapellish-maghan3793 3 года назад +1

      Imagine if it got in your eyes

    • @bricksandpieces1
      @bricksandpieces1 3 года назад

      @@marapellish-maghan3793 ouch

    • @Amethyst_Loves_Ultima_Pluz_U_2
      @Amethyst_Loves_Ultima_Pluz_U_2 Год назад

      Same, it looked ridiculous XD

  • @GroundBack
    @GroundBack 4 года назад +42

    0:00 Jokes on you...
    *I already lost faith in humanity!*

  • @k0chana6
    @k0chana6 2 года назад +1

    "Made out of probably the most useless material known to man" .. I LOVE your narrations. You make me laugh so hard every time I watch your videos . And I've been bingeing (?) them

  • @alaynesims919
    @alaynesims919 3 года назад +7

    13:20 Can we take a moment to understand the length of that kids neck? Also it says "Fimally!" what does "Fimally" mean?

    • @johnbockelie3899
      @johnbockelie3899 3 года назад

      Ancient Rome and Greece had a sponge on a stick to wipe your ass with. It was for every one to use.
      It was rinsed out after use.

    • @johnbockelie3899
      @johnbockelie3899 3 года назад

      Portable " Joker" smile. That lip thing is laughable.

  • @davidbennett60
    @davidbennett60 4 года назад +34

    My sister used to have one of those hair drying bags during the 1970's and they are really not all that bad.

    • @Tai-chan.
      @Tai-chan. 4 года назад +2

      A lot of kinky hair you tubers use it now.

    • @mildredpierce4506
      @mildredpierce4506 4 года назад +1

      I remember those dryers. They were better made than the one in the video.

  • @jamesbeasley141
    @jamesbeasley141 4 года назад +140

    As a sufferer of lower back pain, the comfort wipe has saved my butt (pun intended)

    • @dark14life
      @dark14life 3 года назад +6

      Get a bidet and save your dignity.

    • @infamoustimes2927
      @infamoustimes2927 3 года назад +7

      @@dark14life The main reason I never would use a bidet is other people using it too. Poop particles would spread around as it sprays off your tush it'll fall back onto the nuzzle. Then the next person will get the last person's poop particles sprayed into their butt-crack and it'll just continue to repeat the process. Yeah, I love my family but there's limits.

    • @sandipachary
      @sandipachary 3 года назад +5

      @@infamoustimes2927 i am pretty sure that's not how it works.

    • @21bigquire48
      @21bigquire48 3 года назад +3

      @@infamoustimes2927 if your worried about that then just wash it every time before you take a crap ._.

    • @florencepierce1864
      @florencepierce1864 3 года назад +3

      I like your sense of humour!

  • @Fofa12393
    @Fofa12393 Год назад +1

    The ironical amount of face palm moments in this video. 😂

  • @dirty_deeds3523
    @dirty_deeds3523 2 года назад +1

    Idk man that butter dispenser looks kind of cool. It's like keeping a bare stick of butter in your fridge, kind of convenient.

  • @raejaes
    @raejaes 4 года назад +8

    The blow dryer bonnet hood is extremely useful for drying hair in rollers so you don’t have to spend all day in them. Ive used it since I was a little girl and everyone in my family uses it until this day.

    • @cindystrachan8566
      @cindystrachan8566 Год назад

      Yes. Thinking it would work for unrolled hair is silly. The makers of the list are
      Likely too young to remember the old plastic dryer hoods you slipped over a headful of rollers before they mortar events.

  • @JOAT2003
    @JOAT2003 4 года назад +15

    2:30
    "In other words, Your guess is just as good as mine"
    I laughed way to hard at this

  • @Terri_MacKay
    @Terri_MacKay 3 года назад +2

    The Comfort Wipe is for people with disabilities, injuries, or mobility issues. And it does help them maintain their dignity, by letting them wipe themselves without having to ask for help.

  • @bethanymeadows4892
    @bethanymeadows4892 3 года назад +2

    I don't hate the comfort wipe, it seems like it's made specifically for elderly people who can't wipe themselves.

  • @MamaPinks
    @MamaPinks 4 года назад +46

    That butt wiper would have been nice for after I had massive spinal surgery and I wasn't allowed to twist at all for a few weeks. (I'm grateful for a loving husband)

    • @lalboimanlun1230
      @lalboimanlun1230 4 года назад

      But that can even hold the toilet paper properly.

    • @mackenziebaker9734
      @mackenziebaker9734 4 года назад

      There are products similar that work, as a pregnant woman who cant reach my backside as well anymore it's very useful.

    • @carbonreptile5437
      @carbonreptile5437 4 года назад +2

      he didn't say the idea sucked, just that the particular product was a piece of shit

    • @Qwex1992
      @Qwex1992 4 года назад +3

      @@carbonreptile5437 come on, he lead with "speaking of problems that don't really exist" and continues to be dismissive. It is very clear that he finds the idea absurd.

    • @MamaPinks
      @MamaPinks 3 года назад

      @keith andraye niega 🤣🤣🤣

  • @AlexandraWatchWorld
    @AlexandraWatchWorld 4 года назад +137

    Gwyneth Paltrow is the last person i take healthy tips from

    • @tiggerthecat5525
      @tiggerthecat5525 4 года назад +10

      Doesn't she sell a vagina scented candle.
      Who the fk would buy something like that

    • @rabbitherochlo
      @rabbitherochlo 4 года назад +1

      Tigger the cat I’d buy Erykah Badu’s 😹😹😹

    • @romella_karmey
      @romella_karmey 4 года назад +6

      Blondie girls are always the stupidest 😂😂😂 Fact

    • @fercyccone
      @fercyccone 4 года назад +3

      @@romella_karmey Nothing screams stupidity louder than making a fortune selling stickers and rocks...

    • @yassine1806
      @yassine1806 4 года назад

      all the goop bs is just a scam.

  • @devonlockwood1477
    @devonlockwood1477 3 года назад +2

    I think the easy butter cutter would actually be useful for me.

  • @LJoySMichael31
    @LJoySMichael31 3 года назад +1

    The bonnet hood is for roller sets and deep conditioning, I use it every wash and set and they work better then you would think

  • @TedSeeber
    @TedSeeber 4 года назад +45

    Well, actually, as many of my other historical websites have reminded me, Toilet paper is less than 170 years old, and is in fact less than 120 years old in America. But that reaching tool looks like the famous old Roman "Communal sponge on a stick"

    • @HopelessSinner
      @HopelessSinner 4 года назад +5

      Theodore Seeber
      Communal...!!?😳
      Really...??!🥴
      Jeez, I wouldn't wanna be last in the queue to use it !!
      💩💩💩

    • @rockystew414
      @rockystew414 4 года назад +1

      I see you are flaunt in the history of toilet paper
      But did you now that when there is a deadly virus going around everyone need 100 rolls of god dam toilet paper

    • @TedSeeber
      @TedSeeber 4 года назад +3

      @@HopelessSinner yep. Communal as the toilet. They did keep it in a bucket of seawarer though.

    • @TedSeeber
      @TedSeeber 4 года назад +1

      @@rockystew414 if it was the flu I just got over, I would understand. At one point I thought I was going through a roll a day. But that was likely just the sorbitol cough drops

    • @bigpunisherfan7294
      @bigpunisherfan7294 4 года назад +1

      Well you could always buy a toilet that washes ur but for you.

  • @austenmullennix6378
    @austenmullennix6378 4 года назад +29

    i personally think a few of these actually have some use such as the hair dryer thing. some of those who may have shoulder injuries which prevent you from lifting your arm would likely find it handy.

    • @kathleenmcconaha5608
      @kathleenmcconaha5608 3 года назад +2

      mom had one now I have it and it works just fine when used correctly

    • @blackcotton2288
      @blackcotton2288 2 года назад +2

      thats all they had in the 60s. Put wet hair in curlers, and put the hat on, Viola!!! dry curly hair!

  • @ravent2631
    @ravent2631 3 года назад +2

    Toilet paper upgrade: bidet.
    But I could see how the paper holder/extender could help people.

  • @abbeyyates9541
    @abbeyyates9541 3 года назад +1

    The pop it pal DOES look fun! :)

  • @fozziebear5351
    @fozziebear5351 4 года назад +60

    Paltrow is a con artist. But I can use an authentic scream jar. The "face slimmer" is an S&M device.

  • @padorukurumi6572
    @padorukurumi6572 4 года назад +75

    "For one hundred years Americans have been using toilet paper..."
    Filipinos: 😂😂🤣🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂 WTF?????

    • @chloerabbitheart3129
      @chloerabbitheart3129 4 года назад +3

      Wait your a pinoy wassup tol

    • @Le_Blnk____
      @Le_Blnk____ 4 года назад +2

      Almost all Asians use bidet though

    • @we1rd236
      @we1rd236 4 года назад

      Pinoy use water

    • @badcatz
      @badcatz 4 года назад +3

      We use tabo lol

    • @eitakou
      @eitakou 4 года назад +4

      Its more healthy to use water because if you use toilet paper..........little sheets of it gets stuck YUCK

  • @mahmoudajjan466
    @mahmoudajjan466 3 года назад +1

    😂😂😂😂😂 I can't get enough of your channel and buddy your way of talking about ridiculous stuff is so funny.

  • @Ruthann22
    @Ruthann22 3 года назад +8

    Eating pre-cracked eggs FROM CHINA! Now _there’s_ a good idea!

  • @frostkun7716
    @frostkun7716 4 года назад +42

    3:11 wtf you don't have to stab the mf bread..try applying a little less butter

    • @Zeldarw104
      @Zeldarw104 4 года назад +5

      Exactly what I was thinking geez!! 😂
      That's more like assault and battery!👀

    • @princesslupi4136
      @princesslupi4136 4 года назад +5

      Maybe if they didn't cook the sh*t to death the toast wouldn't have exploded like a land mine applying a little butter.

    • @Serevarno
      @Serevarno 4 года назад +6

      Zelda Williams Assault and Buttery?

    • @_Abjuranax_
      @_Abjuranax_ 4 года назад +4

      This is the only product that I thought was half way worth while as you could just grab it from the fridge, click a pat of butter, and put it back until next time. But you are right about the toast, there was no reason to go Charles Manson on it.

    • @Flamsterette
      @Flamsterette 4 года назад +1

      @@princesslupi4136 Land mine, not land mind.

  • @Khaivet
    @Khaivet 4 года назад +11

    The pre cracked egg is definitely a joke, anything with the "obvious plant" label is.

  • @bog_pepper
    @bog_pepper 3 года назад +3

    10:07 hat made me laugh like hell

  • @NickAndriadze
    @NickAndriadze 2 года назад +1

    Camel Balls are hysterical. I really want to try them at some point, if I'll be able to find them, that is! The ''Easy Peasy Butter Squeezy'' would also be a great addition to my useless tool collection!

  • @kodavulpedrius6712
    @kodavulpedrius6712 4 года назад +37

    My grandmother has a hair dryer bonnet hood. I think she threw it away though, i havent seen it in about twelve years.

    • @_Abjuranax_
      @_Abjuranax_ 4 года назад +2

      I remember Salons having them back in the day. Handheld hairdryers pretty much replaced them in the home.

    • @shecat1964
      @shecat1964 4 года назад +2

      Ya they are not a new idea. They were to help dry rollers in your hair.

    • @shesaknitter
      @shesaknitter 4 года назад

      @@shecat1964 Yes. Which is how I have used mine. Sally's Beauty Supply (I'm in California) still sells them. Very handy.

  • @patrickboucher2907
    @patrickboucher2907 4 года назад +33

    The package for the last item (?) advertised “Saves time”. WTF? Watch and you will see what is meant. These are all ridiculous. Worth a watch so you can feel more competent about your decision making.

    • @princesslupi4136
      @princesslupi4136 4 года назад +1

      I think you could be the narrator's second when it comes to sarcasm! What a crack up! 👍

    • @Rwscienceguy
      @Rwscienceguy 4 года назад +2

      Anybody who has ever dealt with both the normal egg, and typical packaging will know that the normal egg is much easier and faster to crack. which is basically everyone.

    • @TheHuskyGT
      @TheHuskyGT 4 года назад +1

      Forget that. WTF with the kid's neck?

    • @Soul_Alpha
      @Soul_Alpha 4 года назад

      TheHuskyGT beat me by 16 minutes I was just finna say the same shit DAFUQ wrong with his neck shit had me rollin 😂😂😂😂

    • @monkeybandit222
      @monkeybandit222 4 года назад +1

      Patrick Boucher it would take more time to get the egg out safely that to crack a new egg your self
      What tf is the point in buying it then?!?

  • @andybreglia9431
    @andybreglia9431 Год назад +1

    The body vibe stickers is based on the same principle as refrigerator magnets. We all know that refrigerator magnets stuck all over your refrigerator optimizes its performance. Moving or disturbing them after finding their optimal position will affect their magnetic flux and downgrade their efficiency. No snake oil is used in their manufacture.

  • @leeanneb7178
    @leeanneb7178 Год назад

    I love watching ads for products that resolve problems we don't actually have.

  • @XxRileyxX42
    @XxRileyxX42 4 года назад +64

    “Do you struggle to make it through the day without unleashing deafing screams at any moment?”
    Sounds like a Karen

    • @victoriacyunczyk
      @victoriacyunczyk 3 года назад +1

      If you have a difficult computer or unreliable vehicle, it CAN be a real problem.

    • @kingsofpower7686
      @kingsofpower7686 3 года назад +1

      *Karen*

    • @Ass_of_Amalek
      @Ass_of_Amalek 3 года назад

      *shriek*
      kind of a problematic meme btw, just yesterday I saw a youtube comment by a girl named karen complaining that she hates her name. she seemed pretty sad about it. :(

  • @phoenixfirex
    @phoenixfirex 4 года назад +24

    The Pophead one instantly made me think of this:
    "Alright, Pinhead, yer time is up!"

    • @Soul_Alpha
      @Soul_Alpha 4 года назад +2

      This ridiculousness ain't big enuf fer the tew of us

    • @janehuskmann1914
      @janehuskmann1914 4 года назад +2

      Who you callin' "Pinhead"?

    • @mzchar1999
      @mzchar1999 4 года назад +1

      I'm Dirty Dan

    • @florencepierce1864
      @florencepierce1864 3 года назад

      Are the Popheads First Cosuins to the Coneheads?!?

  • @novaknavekey
    @novaknavekey 3 года назад +1

    Quite ableist there with the toilet paper holder. I get that it doesn’t hold the paper and is cumbersome, but there are many people who actually can’t reach to clean themselves.

  • @mauri123g
    @mauri123g 4 года назад +12

    Did you just say “and I GOOP”? Haha omg 😆

  • @pixelparasite829
    @pixelparasite829 3 года назад +6

    5:24
    Oh my gosh I remember that episode! I loved the Matthias channel and I love dope or nope!

  • @KilljoyFreya
    @KilljoyFreya 3 года назад +4

    "But surgery can be hella expensive"
    I love this man's commentary so much XD Thank you for all of your hard work and Amazing (get it XD) content!! We all really appreciate it!! >w< 💖

  • @MagdaleneDivine
    @MagdaleneDivine 3 года назад +6

    Ok so for that extension butt wipe thingie there are people with mobility issues like older people who genuinely cannot reach around that far to wipe and Parkinson's disease and so on. Just saying.

    • @Corpah
      @Corpah 3 года назад +2

      But if you have issues with mobility then how are you gonna fit that toilet paper in XD

  • @rockystew414
    @rockystew414 4 года назад +88

    Girl: I pot a egg in my hoha and now I can’t get it out
    Doctor: umm why did you pot a egg in there
    girl: cuz a celebrity told me to
    Doctor: ok well let’s get to work

    • @monkeybandit222
      @monkeybandit222 4 года назад +1

      Rocky Stew licks lips

    • @UnchainedAmerica
      @UnchainedAmerica 4 года назад +8

      not really, the doctor will think it some sort of sex toy. Not their first rodeo having to remove foreign objects from people's woo woo

    • @emmykrg2445
      @emmykrg2445 4 года назад

      *put

    • @Sciguy95
      @Sciguy95 4 года назад +7

      I saw one where a woman got an entire wine bottle stuck up there. Yikes, her man has some serious competition.

    • @carbonreptile5437
      @carbonreptile5437 4 года назад

      seems legit

  • @chantellylace4174
    @chantellylace4174 4 года назад +6

    I mean, as someone who struggles in the bathroom due to inability to twist my back, if the toilet paper thing worked, I'd be down lol

  • @mizkaria4222
    @mizkaria4222 3 года назад +1

    That comfort wipe we bought because my husband had back surgery and i work full time. Its a real problem

  • @dburton2765
    @dburton2765 2 года назад

    I have Never been so grateful to have screens on my windows, since soooo many of your episodes have me watching with my mouth on the floor. Talk about jaw dropping stuff! lol

  • @jayfeatherthesnarkymedicin8160
    @jayfeatherthesnarkymedicin8160 4 года назад +39

    Me: *(sees thumbnail)*
    Also me: **gasp!** Vat19!

  • @KingAlexv
    @KingAlexv 4 года назад +859

    Tiktok destroyed my faith in humanity.

    • @cristianpagan3382
      @cristianpagan3382 4 года назад +18

      Same

    • @abelmoreno1500
      @abelmoreno1500 4 года назад +55

      Not just faith in humanity but also ruined good song's

    • @tomxxx9655
      @tomxxx9655 4 года назад +38

      Yeh it’s encouraging people to be weird 😐

    • @gman0047
      @gman0047 4 года назад +24

      FullPowerJiren2000 yes hate it so much🤮makes me sick every single time

    • @KaiWut
      @KaiWut 4 года назад +29

      So you are listening to a song or music and you have a sister.
      She says that they stole it from TikTok
      So you stole her lungs

  • @alexthering6615
    @alexthering6615 3 года назад +6

    that poop stick. I can see it being used by the elderly if its perfected. I would probably buy it if I get old enough to not wipe my ass by my self.

    • @amberlindsey7112
      @amberlindsey7112 3 года назад

      When I broke my back that is something that would have definitely come in handy. I can definitely see if being handy for elderly, especially if there are back problems involved.

  • @stantuvako1059
    @stantuvako1059 3 года назад

    The Pophead is an unseen opportunity for children to sneak candy into school.

  • @AmberFerrariGirl
    @AmberFerrariGirl 4 года назад +19

    Like several other comments on here, I too am disabled due to a severely debilitating back condition... and also part of a very large 'fibromyalgia, spine & back disorders' group on FB, and l can tell you that comfort wipes are a necessity for so many people, and are ABSOLUTELY NOT a "ridiculous product to destroy my faith in humanity"!!
    This was a tactless and rather offensive inclusion, and quite honestly this video has rather "destroyed my faith in humanity", with its lack of consideration, let alone compassion, for disabled viewers!!

    • @andria2369
      @andria2369 4 года назад

      I’m disabled and have trouble wiping so I got a bidet attachment for my toilet. It’s so much better than a stick.

    • @blindgirluk1845
      @blindgirluk1845 4 года назад +1

      As someone with Ehlos Danlos Syndrome, thank you

    • @Kaylee-Bear
      @Kaylee-Bear Год назад +1

      He's not talking about the type of product, only the specific product. It's showcased in the video that the toilet paper can't be held in with the comfort wipes SPECIFICALLY.

  • @Star_Rattler
    @Star_Rattler 4 года назад +3

    The toilet paper extender is for the elderly and disabled who have trouble wiping themselves.... This is a frequent thing with item made for elderly and disabled. They market them to the young and abled so they sell. Snuggies were invented for wheelchair users but they had to market to the public for it to sell well. It's not for "lazy people."

  • @stitches2238
    @stitches2238 Год назад

    The eye jewelry may be crazy but it would make a hell of a Halloween costume accessory. 🤪

  • @imzerooo
    @imzerooo 3 года назад +1

    10:56 "one woman even made a tv show out of it" i... just cant even

  • @MichelleJ1822
    @MichelleJ1822 4 года назад +3

    Actually that Contraption that helps wipe your bottom has been a lifesaver for my mother. She’s 71 years old and is obese and has bad knees and has a real hard time of reaching to get back there. This has helped her tremendously! You just Have to know how to put the toilet paper in there correctly. This guy was definitely exaggerating

    • @JZJ7777
      @JZJ7777 Год назад

      Uh…I don’t think he was. I think what he said was for people that aren’t disabled, injured, stuff like that.

  • @zwippie92
    @zwippie92 4 года назад +7

    I would say my faith in humanity is already dead and gone but I'm always willing to let it sink further.

    • @joshuaknaus8824
      @joshuaknaus8824 4 года назад +1

      Ya we humans keep digging that hole deeper don't we.

  • @charlottefogg8710
    @charlottefogg8710 3 года назад +1

    These hair driers were what we had in the 40s thru the mid 60s! Great for when the hair was in "rollers".... Back in the days of big hair

  • @mccallisterrrrr
    @mccallisterrrrr Год назад +1

    i think the real travesty here is that the 'ez butter' wasn't instead called the 'BUTTER CUTTER' ...can we talk about this absolute missed opportunity - a damn shame.

  • @robertkroberjr.157
    @robertkroberjr.157 4 года назад +26

    Remember the Pet Rock? Pepperidge farms remembers! 😁

    • @AliP1970
      @AliP1970 4 года назад +1

      So does Faygo (soda pop)

    • @a2pha
      @a2pha 4 года назад +1

      Pepperidge Farms remembers too much for their own good. Sometime we need to take them OUT.

    • @marshugs78
      @marshugs78 3 года назад

      Yes

    • @RodrigoMartinez-ib9fq
      @RodrigoMartinez-ib9fq 3 года назад

      Ahh a man of cultural as well

  • @Catsaresupreme
    @Catsaresupreme 4 года назад +6

    Lmao the bonnet is good I use it when I want to do hot oil treatments on my hair

  • @Fofa12393
    @Fofa12393 Год назад +1

    The fact that the pre cracked egg even made it onto the market. 😂 🤦‍♀️

  • @JMJ5196
    @JMJ5196 3 года назад +1

    The butter slicer thing would be pretty cool if put in the fridge so it doubles as a butter container

  • @vedavathi9217
    @vedavathi9217 4 года назад +3

    That eyeball jewelry makes my skin crawl my insides also crawl....

  • @caseymacmacl7463
    @caseymacmacl7463 4 года назад +3

    I LOVE my pimple popper pal! Using it is somehow cathartic. Practically soothing. As far as the jade egg, there has been a similar product in use in China for centuries! They're called Ben Wa Balls among other things. Some of them even chime!

  • @xrenegade87xchannel88
    @xrenegade87xchannel88 10 месяцев назад

    The fact that none of this surprise me in the slightest says a lot about my faith in humanity

  • @captainfalconmain83
    @captainfalconmain83 3 года назад

    I love how there is all ways Ted going "wuuu?" keep the videos comeing