Every JoJo opening but there are ACTUALLY no male characters
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- Опубликовано: 22 сен 2018
- After reading all of the comments and hitting 100k views, I decided to remake this video but this time there are no mistakes. When the part 5 opening comes out I will make shitposts with it. I also plan on making gaming videos with GamingFilms soon.
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Part 5's opening with no male characters. Here's the link:
• JoJo Opening 8 but the...
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sono chi no sadame
stand proud
end of the world
sono chi no kioku
chase
jojoke
meme
phantom blood
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stardust crusaders
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I made opening 8 with no male characters:
ruclips.net/video/gfUQmfPZ0ug/видео.html
the star at the end of bloody stream symbolizes kars :thinking:
Wait what would be different in part 5s opening?
JoJo for feminists won’t work unless you reanimate almost everything...
Hi myself
Imagen if you left parts with narnacia to trigger People.
Stardust Crusaders went super quick.
привет
hello
that's just how manly it is
No fak
What are you doing here?
Part 1: Erina's blood
Part 2: lisa lisa's tenancies
Part 3: stardust literally nobody
Part 4: Female cast is unbreakable
Part 3: *stardust*
Part 5: Golden Trish
Part 6: Jolyne Ocean
Part 7: Lucy Ball Run
Part 8: Thicc Koichion
Part 5: Trish's Wind
im to understand part 1 is erina's period blood
0:12 oh my god they killed erina to fuel the stone mask
Narrator: and that's how the joestar bloodline ended...
Underated
OH FUCK U GOT ME
End of jba
lore
Reimi seems like a nice character! I hope she lives a long happy life!
Yeah it'd be a shame if it just ended out of nowhere, yknow? She has a nice stabable back.. and that annoying az dog should keep quiet bc someone could go out of their way to slit it's little throat :) anyway, I'm just looking out for her and her beautiful hands bc they're some real sickos out there..heh
@@Damned_Knight. I know, right??
@@Damned_Knight. would be a shame if you died a second time by your fetish while meeting said girl
@@youtubecat3809 I don't know what you're referring to. Also incase you didn't know, luck has always sided with Yoshikage Kira so I doubt anything would happen..pffft it's not like I'm going to get ran over or anything hehehe please...
@@Damned_Knight. yeah, silly me thinking of a marine biologist stopping time to break your hand, sorry to bother you and i hope you get enough sleep tonight
Stone Ocean: _It's like I was made for this._
Too bad we have wait a year lol
@@Goofyboxer I can wait, I haven't finish the manga yet
I hope jolyne gets chosen for jump force and then the anime gets confirmed
Indian man Plays yup hopefully
@@eateat7404 and giorno too
When you realize the pigeons in great days are female:
Pidgeoms
Pandas
DJ monster / DJモンスター Shut the fuck up
@@Connor-qk7rz why dont YOU? Go back to anger management class.
@@Connor-qk7rz what the proplem
I like how Phantom Blood, Battle Tendency, and DiU all had at least some, and then SDC was just like "no"
SDC is just too manly.
Guys only, No girls allowed!!!
I mean did you really expect Jotaro's intros to have women
@@Darkwolf69420 There was his mom,greatgrandmom and greatgreat grandmom in Stand Produ
I love how both stardust crusaders' intros combined last less than Dio's stand ability.
Though most of the time it is longer than this video
part 1: Erina blood
part 2: Lisa lisa tendency
part 3: stardust
part 4: hand is unbreakable
Za hando erased everything
Part 3: Holly Stardust
Part 5: Golden Trish
Part 6: Stone Jolyne
Part 7: Hot Pants Run
Part 8: Yasuholion
Part 3: dust
Part 2 sounded weird
1:46
Ah yes
*B R E A K B R E A K B R E A K*
minecraft trees be like
BREAK-UH BREAK-UH BREAK-UH!!!!!
Break, break, we are millioners, fix it all
school trying to make me have an emotional meltdown:
Crazy diamond wants to know your location
I feel like the Stone Ocean opening alone would instantly double the length of this
I counted, and it only has six instances of male characters (three of those being weather report) meaning that it would end up being almost the exact same length as the original
Pov: This is just Killer Queen's time thing and Yosikage is just looking at all the girls he can take the hands off.
part 1: 5 secs
part 2: vibing
part 3: do i even exist?
part 4: i’m out of here
6 days later: 🍪
part 5: *Just Trish*
part 5 op 2: ....
*Just Trish again*
Part4:just yunobiow and reimi and hayatos mom
What gender is arnold and danny?
@@pluggothesluggo5509 I think Arnold is male and Danny is dead
0:13 : *YOU THOUGHT YOUR FIRST KISS WOULD BE WITH JOHATHAN, BUT IT WAS I **_STONE MASK_*
KO NO I SI KA MEN (STONE MASK WITH JAPANESE) DA!!!!
Erina vampire arc confirmed
I swear to god I'm dying of laughter right now XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
HAHA OMG
Kono Masku Da
I like how this video is two minutes long showing how manly Jojo really is.
So manly it makes Fist of the Northstar look girly.
Part 6 and 8:
I can just feel the manliness radiating from these ops even as a woman. I love it.
Part 1: Erina and the stone mask
Part 2: Lisa Lisa the magical girl
Part 3: E G Y P T 🐫
Part 4: Female cast murder mystery
Um joylen Cujoh is in sono chi no sadame
@@thefirstcurse8482 ye she is a female and jojo op are full of spoilers
E G Y P T 🌵
Amogus
Egypt
part 1: Phantom Erina
part 2: Lisa Lisa Tendency
part 3: Stardust
part 4: diamonds are a girls best friend
part 5: golden rings
wilma wessels Part 6: Stone Cold Fox
Part 7:steel girl run
Part 8: Lisalion
GTA IV reference
Part 3: NOTHING
Sono Chi no kioku: (1:09)
"Shiritai Yo"
*Epic music*
"Uuuh"
"AHHHHHHH!!"
Now with stone ocean opening
It will be just the normal op
Part 1 : Erina's scared adventure
Part 2 : Lisa Lisa posing
Part 3 : literally nothing ( holy can't have a stand but a dead cat can)
Part 4 : dead girl, plasti surgery and mid life crisis
Don't forget part 4's "BREAK-BREAK"
In part 3 wasn't there a very brief image of Holly wrapped in that Hermit-Purple-esque Stand she's dying from?
@@lordolxinator edited my guy
Pt3 is too manly
part 5: statues and trish
1:45 ah yes the best song "break break break"
THE INTRO WON'T BREAK
I want to Break free~
Wrong time bruh, I think you got mistaken for 1:15
@@TacitusKilgore347 I WANT TO BERAK FREE
@@kameradroti_sobek6312 hahahaahahaha
I love the breakdown text not breaking down
The 3rd opening of part 4 just saying "Break! Break! Break" got me💀
Part 1 Part 2 Part 4: "Let's have some women representation!"
Part 3: *Women? Never heard of that*
Edit: *RUclips did not notify me about the likes and replys thanks I guess*
It's an enemy stand!!
Part 3: lol women am I right?
th0tslayer002 sos I didn’t mean it like that
th0tslayer002 I don’t even know how to react to that
th0tslayer002 you shouldn’t be apologising, I should for starting this... “conversation” so I’m sorry
The manliness of stardust crusaders is astonishing
I think we are gay
ThunderMattt Twitch what makes you say that
@@parix351 99% of the anime Is man :00
ThunderMattt Twitch THANK YOU RANDOM TRAVELER! With your logic now i know my only boys school is for gays, my school is 100% only men!
@@generalowen4344 yea, you talk only to Mans, and i am a man, 200% gay
Beautiful I've never seen something better then this masterpiece
Crazy Noisy Bizarre Town just ended so fast
Part 1: Erina's Blood
Part 2: Lisa Lisa Tendencies
Part 3:
Part 4: Reimi is Unbreakable
Part 5: Golden Trish
Part 6: Stone Ocean
Part 7: Hot Pants Run
Part 8: Yasuholion
This is beautiful.
Part 3: Holly Crusader.
Part 3: stardust holly
Should've been jolyne ocean
Jojolion has a lot of women
Part 1: Phantom Erina
Part 2: Bloody Lisa Lisa
Part 3: Are stars female?
Part 4: Waifus are unbreakable
I like "Are stars female?"
Part 5: Golden Trish
Yes star are female, at least in Spanish, as the star is la estrella.
"Part 4: Waifus are unbreakable"
**shizuka (invisible baby) appears**
FBI OPEN UP
"Bloody Lisa Lisa?"
...Eww.
Part 1: Erina and the stone mask
Part 2: Lisa Lisa the master of Hamon
Part 3: Stardust To Egypt
Part 4: Murder mystery
Part 5: ITALY
Part 6: Stone Ocean
This is why i pay the bill for the internet, this is actually amazing, GG Mate
ah yes, my favorite part: Stardust nothing
XD
Stardust Holly
Crazy noisy bizarre nothing
Stardust but just the dust
@@nalinaran472 d u s t
1:10
"shiritai yo himeta- *{Music}* Ehm! AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA"
Lmao
Hey my fave song
First diamond is unbreakable op literally 5 seconds lol
Lol
Best opening ever
Im genuinely surprised this goes on for 2 minutes. I was expecting less than a minute
I love how the statue of the Goddess of Love counts
I love how stone mask counts
The only rule is that a man can't be on screen not that there has to be a woman
The OPs, but King Crimson skips through, trying to find his daughter.
DAUGHTER *WHEN* ARE YOU HIDING THIS GAME OF HIDE AND SEEK IS NOT FUNNY ANYMORE
@@snowbringercult you don't have daughters,come eat a cheeseburger with your son (the one in part 5,the blonde one)
@@snowbringercult i Wryyspect you
Sam Harold, too bad he’s in that infinite death loop. He won’t be finishing Trish there.
@@axellea1592 giorno giovani?
0:32 ah yes, the best girl, *clacker volley*
Best waifu
@@RodrigoAlves-zo5pd second,because the number one waifu is *SPEEDWAGOON*
Clacker volley looking pretty thicc tho
@@sparrow7246 Let's be honest, the Ultimate waifu is Speedwagon with clacker volley
@KrekJed oh right.. my bad
I watched this when I was tired and falling asleep yesterday, I felt so confused and lost
Thanks man for this 🙏
OP 1: Erina is being hunted by Joylne for stealing the stone mask and drops the mask into a pond from being shot
OP 2: Lisa Lisa’s Bizarre Adventure
OP 3: Some stars flew past somebody’s house
OP 4: The “sands” of time
OP 5: The Seizure
OP 6: The Seizure: Sequel
OP 7: BREAKDOWN BREAK BREAK BREAK
Should've been "Sands of Time" instead, nevertheless pretty funny ngl.
That’s a big brain joke tho
Lol
Underrated
The sands of HAAAAAA!
Without male characters, part 3 is just Suzi Q hangs out with Holly on her sick day
What about Mariah, Midler, and Enyaba?
EDIT: I completely forgot about Anne lol
@@vizaloron9242 no Crusaders and DIO means they're irrelevant now
@@vizaloron9242 Hell, I'd watch that. The girls go to Japan to hang out with Mrs. Kujo
@@ghostmobiil I would watch that as well since I'm a girl
@@left5396 whys it matter that your a girl?
Erina Blood
Lisa Lisa Tendency
Holly Crusaders
Reimi is Unbreakable
Golden Trish
Jolyne Free
Steel Hot Pants
Yasuho-Lion
I love how breakdown breakdown in great days is just break break
You gotta love how there are more scenes without any characters, than scenes with female ones
Rouse yeah but you gotta consider there ONLY have to be females in the scene.There can’t be both women and men in the same.
I mean, I am aware of that
Just gotta wait for the Stone Ocean Anime
@@soldier6750 that's what he meant
Then* 🤦♂️🤦♂️
*Stone Ocean:* I'm about to end this man's whole career, once I get animated
We're only like 4 or 5 months away and it Will be added
Emporio, pucci, gaurds, jotaro
@@Jonathan_Juicestar Don't forget Anasui
@@stevepensando2593 anasui went from female to male for jolyne we don't talk about him
Do you know when it will be animated ?
Ah yes. Reimi and Yukako’s very thrilling adventure
The fact that this is only two minutes makes this one of the manliest animes
Part 1, 2, 4, showing female characters
Part 3: *NAH*
No, it showed Jotaro's mom
it showed holly for some seconds
3 is pure testosterone.
@@ziyabey101 not even a second
@@adolfsmith5191 yeah
0:20: “E”
LMAOOO
LMFAOOOOO This comment needs more likes
Underrated comment
*E*
i love how it sounds "E" and "beep" at the same time
Ideal opening for a Kam supporter XD
i don't watch much anime but jjba has some of the most unique intros i've ever seen, they're all just lovely
Jojo op consist:
- 95% male
- 3% op song
- 2% female
100% spoilers
Why not 95% gay
@@cupnt6724 actually the part 1 and 2 is not gay,i think
Well 0% female for the fourth op
Part 3 looked gay for a few minutes but it isn’t gay tho
Lisa’s Lisa’s bizarre Adventure
EDIT: finally deciding to edit this, thanks for making this my most liked comment I’ll ever have... But I’m keeping the typo lol
LiLi's Bizarre Adventure
@@mayka9845 genius
I never realized how much I wanted and needed this until now.
Elizabeth's Bizzare Adventure
Thicc Tendency
NIIIICE!!!!!!
someone; the greatest crossover does not exi- JOJO SIWAS BIZARRE JURRASSIC PARK: CABIN BREAKDOWN
0:53 Kars is a pillar women confirmed
Are you saying the shooting star is Kars?
@@ChaoGardenTastic It only makes sense when you finish BT
Kars*
Sex: USELESS
if you want to get that specific
1:00 the stardust crusaders are now all female.
"Break Break Break!"
Crazy diamond: n o
Crazy diamond be like: *bob the builder*
@@niko-thesecond8376 yo ballz
@@Beezur231 lmao
@@Beezur231 yes very true
@@niko-thesecond8376 your throat
How did I forgot this video existed?
the sheer amount of testosterone in the stardust crusaders openings
It's official.
The Joestar mansion statue lady is the best female JoJo character.
Wrong its speedweed
That's true! She defeated Dio!
@@pantheman2842 with no hamon or stand. Hell she didn't even move
You thought it was a mask but it was me dio!
@@Nzosaba_Matenge
That's because her Menacing is more frightening than Dios
“break- break- break-“
I don’t know why I found that so funny
What the first Minecraft tree hears:
Im gonna have a break- break- break- break- break- break- break- break-
*This is Requiem*
XD me toooo
I heard “sqwliuay”
e
the fact this even lasted anywhere close to 2 minutes is amazing
“JoJo’s Woke Garbage Adventure isn’t real, it can’t hurt you.”
JoJo’s Woke Garbage Adventure:
Imagine a spin-off featuring Lisa Lisa
bed
Bed
Bed
bed
bed
part 1: erina
part 2: lisa tendency
part 3: stardust holly
part 4: cindarella bizzare town
part 5: wind
Ah yes wind
Part 5: trish wind
Part 5: spice wind or spicy wind
part 6: jolyne ocean
Parte 5: just wind
that's like the best version of the ops so far
i love how great day's intro is just BreakBreakBreakBreak
When part six is animated
Jolyne and the whole prison: *tough guy finger snapping
They'll probably skip 5% of the op
@@CalamityTerra yea
I don't think so, it's a No male not a only female, if a joyline and any male character stay together in a frame that frame is deleted
will they skip anasui?
@@mateusmartinsjunior6506 here's a better one, will they skip narancia?
(A few seconds into Stand Proud): I wonder how many parts it's gonna ski-
*song just straight up ends*
2 weeks later: 🍪
The song after that one just stops existing.
That’s Sono Chino Kieku (idk how to spell that I’m srry)
And it progressively got shorter up until crazy noisy Bizzarre town
@@jeanpierrepolnarref3352 Sono Chi No Kioku u got it close enough
This video is gonna make me cry and rage
all the other intros:
great days: B R E A K B R E A K B R E A K
“Oi Josuke! I used Za Hando to erase all the males in the openings including us! Ain’t that wacky?”
very wacky, very very wacky I am not God oh no!
Okayasu erased himself then lol
Oi josuke! I used za hando- wait whered he go
WHAT HAVE YOU BROUGHT TO ZA WARUDO!?!?
No I am wacky
Part1: Erina’s lonely adventure
Part2: Lisa does nothing
Part3: There is no such thing as man only woman
Part4: Ghost lady
Lisa Lisa poses menacingly*
When part 6 is animated im assuming it will all be woman
The part 4 is reimi sugimoto
Part 5: Trish is bored
Part 1 also has jolyne
ah yes, that time erina dramatically looked at [REDACTED]'s house
1:45 ah yes, break break break is my favorite anime opening
So it’s official
The Stone Mask is confirmed to have a female gender.
P.S. It’s just a joke guys chill, don’t loose your time arguing on this.
what?? only _one_ ????
It's an OBJECT
OBJECTS DON'T HAVE GENDE- oh wait they do in French, Italian, Russian, German, Spanish, Portuguese, Romanian, etc. ....
.......
...nevermind
A new challenger appears!
We will watch your career with great interest.
@@brrrbrumbrrr technically, the objects names have genders, but the objects themselves don't (for example a guitar in Spanish is a she but a guitar is actually genderless)
1:48 *"Mista gay."*
Yes, he sure is.
It sounds like "meesa gay". Jar Jar Binks is coming out of the closet!
LOLOLOLO
XD
Bruhhhhhh im dead 💀💀💀
*4* *mista angry noises*
Crazy Noisy Bizzare Town went ultra quickly.
1:08 "kusari no you BREAK YOU DOWN"
0:08 love how it just goes “soda.........”
PEPSI MAAAAANNN
Its sora
What, you haven't heard of soda?
Straight out of a YTP
@@Belal22 no it’s not, it’s soda
Sheer Heart Attack: "Exist"
Star Platinum: 1:45
Lol
*BREAK BREAK BREAK*
🍪
Well how bout 1:49
@@Magmentorwastaken Mista gae
Bro crazy bizarre town goes by so fast
the video when a male character appears: KING CRIMISON!!!
Stone Ocean be like: whole op
Well actually no, since there are male characters
@@auriis annasui can just change their genders like how he did himself
@@rivershen8954 weather report
@@mukundshah7971 annasui can just change weather report's gender like how he did to a random guy to trick pucci
Until god damn baseball hat kid shows up
Have I mentioned before that emporio is my least favorite jojo character
Part 3 better just be named: Stardust Testosterone
Stardust nobody
*Stardustosterone
Part 1: Erina witnesses some random bullshit
Part 2: Lisa Lisa does a funny dance and I guess suzy’s there too
Part 3: no lmao
Part 4: h a n d .
Wow. They just come and go
Great days:
*"Break break break."*
Yes hahahaha
All the feminists are having a 'Breakdown! Breakdown!'
Meanwhile in Sono Chino Kioku:
Shinkai e- *guitar noises* -AAAAHHHHHH
Cuz Kira :p
Have 444 like. Mista worst nightmare
End Of The World? More like End Of The Song.
Had no idea king crimson was in Stardust crusaders
Thanks, Kris.
@@flarmin22 technically he was because he died to kakyoin's emerald splash
1:15
-AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
This is longer than I expected
Crazy noisy bizarre town starts and ends immediately 💀
All female Jojos, the feminists are taking over
“I’m an adult virgin”
A classic
I agree
621 likes
Nice
So its the same type of virgin as star platnium
Sadly this is the truth for me.
When my angry dad saw my 3ds
1:46
I have made ur comment 69 comments
I mean likes
That happend really?
@@clowntaro49 lmao yes
@@mapache2696 i sorry for you and hope you did get another 3ds
1:44 LOL "break break break"
ah yes, my favorite lyrics in great days: *break break break*
part 1. Erina’s bizarre adventure
part 2. tendency to woman
part 3. dust crusaders
part 4. nothing is unbreakable
Star
Tendency
I had to laugh so hard at the part 3 openings because they were almost not even there
tendency no women 🗿
That part 4 sounds depressing
Part 1 : Phantom Erina
Part 2 : Lisa Lisa Tendency
Part 3 :
Part 4 : Women are Unbreakable
Part 5 : Golden Trish
EDIT : With Part 6 and 7
Part 6 : Stone Ocean
Part 7 : Lucy Steel Ball Run
EDIT 2: I haven’t seen Part 8 yet, but you guys have made suggestions for Part 8.
Part 8 : Yasuholion
I like how you just ignored part 3 XD
Part 3: Crusaders of Nothing
this comment section was from oldest to earliest :D
Jolyne*
@@n_a_n_a_m_i There's no Jolyne in part 5.
NOT VIDEO I WANTED. BUT VIDEO I NEEDED
I'd love to see a version of this where it's just the intro but the male characters just aren't there, like for stardust crusaders it's just a picture of the desert for some shots