The Good Goose

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  • Опубликовано: 5 дек 2024
  • He's a good boy and he'll end anyone who says otherwise
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Комментарии • 383

  • @pliskin101
    @pliskin101 5 лет назад +2890

    "This will be a goose that helps people"
    Proceeds to traumatize a kid

    • @skull-chan7703
      @skull-chan7703 5 лет назад +115

      Gabriel he helps humanity by weeding out the weak.

    • @mign2818
      @mign2818 5 лет назад +29

      He's helping him see who his new masters will be in the goose world order.

    • @potatotower7288
      @potatotower7288 5 лет назад +6

      Skull-chan that is an amazing response.

    • @hazard0199
      @hazard0199 5 лет назад +24

      You know what they say, a little childhood trauma builds character.

    • @janesmith1840
      @janesmith1840 5 лет назад +2

      @@mign2818 You mean his new pets

  • @HolyPetRel
    @HolyPetRel 4 года назад +390

    I love the part when Jerma is harassing the kid, but as soon as he falls he lets out an audible gasp. this is when goose Jeremy still had a tiny bit of humanity still inside him.

    • @wob3786
      @wob3786 7 месяцев назад +1

      Bravo, Vince!

  • @Quasar0406
    @Quasar0406 4 года назад +340

    7:33 that gasp sounds so legitimate, like he was actually responsible for a real life child falling over.

    • @DeathnoteBB
      @DeathnoteBB 4 года назад +52

      And the panic fleeing XD
      Like when you knock over a kid sibling and run before they start crying

  • @kaimukiwahine16
    @kaimukiwahine16 5 лет назад +1446

    Him giggling when he honked into the pipe at the beginning still brings a smile to my face. Such an adorable and sincere moment, heh

  • @wettoast8141
    @wettoast8141 5 лет назад +733

    Colonel, I'm sneaking around.... But the clap of my goose feet keep alerting the humans

  • @littlebrit123
    @littlebrit123 3 года назад +250

    I love how Jerma solves 90% of the puzzles, not by finding the intended solution but by strongarming the game into letting him do what he wants. Very goose of him.

    • @chuckbatmangaming
      @chuckbatmangaming Год назад +6

      The best games are the ones that let him do this. Trapping the player into one "right" way of doing things is lame, this game is great about offering multiple solutions. Very Jerma-friendly game design

  • @IamTheLinkman
    @IamTheLinkman 5 лет назад +312

    7:05 Was half expecting the radio to start going “Rats, rats, we are the rats” 🐀

  • @Exarian
    @Exarian 5 лет назад +890

    Some say that ennui is inevitable in heaven. That without adversity people would grow bored with an eternal existence. These villagers chose a peaceful heaven reminiscent of their old life, but God in his wisdom granted them a goose, to give them just enough adversity to make their eternity worthwhile.
    They may not be consciously aware of their true existence; but deep in the hidden part of their mind, the part that knows that this is their eternity, they're forever grateful for this goose's antics.

    • @MegaFPVFlyer
      @MegaFPVFlyer 5 лет назад +80

      what did i just read and why does it make so much sense

    • @pillgrimm
      @pillgrimm 5 лет назад +60

      Good lore

    • @mralberosie3987
      @mralberosie3987 5 лет назад +52

      officially canon

    • @Guruc13
      @Guruc13 5 лет назад +15

      Good show, mate. Good show

    • @EstherStarlighter
      @EstherStarlighter 5 лет назад +1

      @@Guruc13 maar het is hier erg lekker weer meneer

  • @superjchamma
    @superjchamma 5 лет назад +740

    jerma audibly puking in his mouth and swallowing it back down is the most distressing thing ive had to witness today

    • @diegodeluquev1433
      @diegodeluquev1433 5 лет назад

      When?

    • @monke7102
      @monke7102 5 лет назад

      XSV_Cube timestamp?

    • @ponponpatapon9670
      @ponponpatapon9670 4 года назад +42

      @Cybrid I laughed so hard that my acid reflux made me almost did the same thing

    • @spitgorge2021
      @spitgorge2021 4 года назад +3

      thats a common bit

    • @ThrimeWorks
      @ThrimeWorks 3 года назад +5

      That's my favorite bit of his, it makes me laugh every single time he does it. My only regret is that I can't figure out how to do it myself

  • @Azf12
    @Azf12 5 лет назад +1059

    This game was made for Jerma.

    • @michalmikes5286
      @michalmikes5286 5 лет назад +7

      @@remingtonsteele9431 but stupid people rarely differ

    • @TheRealFallingFist
      @TheRealFallingFist 5 лет назад +14

      How could you not like it?
      It's got candy!

    • @Weldedhodag
      @Weldedhodag 5 лет назад +4

      this game was made for everyone. We've all dealt with a cunt animal before, and we all want to be cunts to others but can't because of social stigma

    • @brosephnoonan223
      @brosephnoonan223 5 лет назад +3

      @@Weldedhodag
      wtf u talkin bout bruh? Stop posting cringe my guy.
      This ganevwas made for gooses bruh it's in the *name.*
      Buy Skyrim™

    • @Weldedhodag
      @Weldedhodag 5 лет назад +1

      @@brosephnoonan223 i'd rather just play morrowind and get a quality RPG experience

  • @gooblepls3985
    @gooblepls3985 5 лет назад +259

    The goose singing along with the Benny Hill theme is one of the top 3 things I've seen people do with this game

  • @HeroChao132
    @HeroChao132 5 лет назад +920

    I've seen so many playthroughs, and it's safe to say that Jerma is the missing link between an italian mushroom and a swedish skullshroom

  • @DrunkenCoward1
    @DrunkenCoward1 5 лет назад +242

    I like that Jerma always uses literary devices for his titles. It really shows how learned he really is.
    "Good Goose." Not only is it an alliteration, but also a paradox.
    Truly a man who makes us think.

    • @b8IIin
      @b8IIin 5 лет назад +40

      I don't think it's him who makes the titles, I think it's the editor.

    • @madamebin1914
      @madamebin1914 5 лет назад +25

      Think we can think Holy Mackerel, Jerms incredible editor for that. And the amazing introductions that are a fucking joy to watch every time.

    • @18skeltor
      @18skeltor 5 лет назад +3

      Or it's a reference to The Good Son.

  • @EsmeeHulskamp
    @EsmeeHulskamp 5 лет назад +46

    Jerma: I want to be a friendly goose that helps people
    Also Jerma: I wish there was a piss button

  • @roobee1234
    @roobee1234 2 года назад +20

    It's so wholesome how much fun he's having with this game without car crashes to make him laugh

  • @slippindanny
    @slippindanny 5 лет назад +278

    well looks like you can't make any chicken masala tomorrow, you know what i'm saying boys and girls?

    • @gooblepls3985
      @gooblepls3985 5 лет назад +86

      *GLURK*

    • @pillgrimm
      @pillgrimm 5 лет назад +3

      No.

    • @fio_bee
      @fio_bee 3 года назад +3

      @@gooblepls3985 what the FUCK does this mean

    • @theyumbytron
      @theyumbytron 3 года назад

      @@fio_bee jerma puking in his own mouth and swallowing it

  • @tristanking3592
    @tristanking3592 5 лет назад +59

    "kept you honkin' huh?"

  • @ThatOneBlackGuy
    @ThatOneBlackGuy Месяц назад +2

    22:45 WHAT. A. PERFORMANCE.

  • @Tinr2d2
    @Tinr2d2 5 лет назад +18

    I wish that I had the comedic ability to think of a joke on the same level of honking a virtual goose to the tune of Benny Hill Theme Song

  • @56V6G6
    @56V6G6 5 лет назад +202

    I get to be my own goose, and I want to be a friendly goose

    • @56V6G6
      @56V6G6 5 лет назад +64

      *Proceeds to harrass the small village in a goosely manner*

  • @1qaz722
    @1qaz722 5 лет назад +43

    Jerma's puke burps sound like when SpongeBob was mopping the ceiling during the night shift episode

  • @pyrolee17
    @pyrolee17 5 лет назад +88

    I feel jerma needed this game after dealing with the simpsons hit and run

    • @rodbot
      @rodbot 5 лет назад +4

      The goose stream was almost 9 months after the Simpsons stream. Incorrect statement!

    • @ventu2295
      @ventu2295 4 года назад +10

      @@rodbot The mental injuries remain forever

    • @iCookCrystalMeth
      @iCookCrystalMeth 11 месяцев назад

      he’s always late so it works

  • @epiclifeross
    @epiclifeross 5 лет назад +23

    “GOOSE you must try to remember the basics of CQC” “Honk!” “ then your just going to have to rely on your skills as a gamer”

  • @heath8377
    @heath8377 5 лет назад +17

    The Yakety Sax bit legitimately could have been a commercial for the game.

  • @douglasbadger9049
    @douglasbadger9049 5 лет назад +61

    7:35 That gut-wrenching gasp
    23:00 the most powerful thing I've ever seen

  • @Sam_YT_Handles_Blow
    @Sam_YT_Handles_Blow 5 лет назад +88

    I was waiting for him to play this. This is such a Jerma game

  • @transorm987
    @transorm987 5 лет назад +184

    I love how long it takes for Jerma to understand the game.

  • @pillgrimm
    @pillgrimm 5 лет назад +41

    I watched this stream while I had the flu and suffered fever dreams about it for days after. I thought phantom geese were trying to eat my property

  • @sigmatic__
    @sigmatic__ 5 лет назад +222

    Oh God the anime is catching up too fast it'll have to start writing streams before the manga

  • @Angel_Flash
    @Angel_Flash 5 лет назад +91

    20:23 hi mom im on tv im the one who made that chat message :)

    • @bobbyferg9173
      @bobbyferg9173 4 года назад

      Thanks for pointing out how cursed of a sound Jerma made without realizing it

    • @ckosmic
      @ckosmic 3 года назад +7

      you created the cat vomit category at the 2020 jerma awards

    • @beardedpike3881
      @beardedpike3881 3 года назад +1

      so this is where it all began

  • @colpekker
    @colpekker 5 лет назад +93

    Goose Game on Steam! Currently part of the steam sale. Pick it up today, you can have fun with all your friends! Like this guy, he's my friend but is he really though? I don't know, could he be? I have no idea. Friends, I love friends!

    • @gigadrillcat
      @gigadrillcat 5 лет назад +17

      But... Are we aliens to other aliens?

    • @pyropoyo
      @pyropoyo 5 лет назад +20

      HOLD ON WAIT
      *I'M GONNA*
      *_I'M GONNA CATCH IT IN MY MOUTH_*

  • @sigmatic__
    @sigmatic__ 5 лет назад +97

    Local streamer denies Chicken Marsala to everyone on Earth.

  • @swaggerdagger8976
    @swaggerdagger8976 3 года назад +10

    Untitled Goose Game is basically just an "elegant" and linear version of Goat Simulator

  • @DaBirdman1995
    @DaBirdman1995 5 лет назад +39

    3:17 Jerma does a DeSinc

  • @Kaiju_Inc
    @Kaiju_Inc 5 лет назад +29

    Metal Goose
    Metal Goose 2: Solid Goose
    Metal Goose Solid
    Metal Goose Solid 2: Honks of Liberty
    Metal Goose Solid 3: Bread Eater
    Metal Goose Solid: Portable Honks
    Metal Goose Solid 4: Honks of the Patriots
    Metal Goose Rising: Revengence
    Metal Goose Solid: Plap Walker
    Metal Goose Solid V: Goose Zeroes
    Metal Goose Solid V: The Phantom Goose

    • @pyrolee17
      @pyrolee17 5 лет назад +3

      Goose Zeroes

    • @ShinNeoking
      @ShinNeoking 5 лет назад +2

      MisterDude what bout Rising revengence

    • @Kaiju_Inc
      @Kaiju_Inc 5 лет назад +1

      Neoking right, forgot about that one.

    • @Kaiju_Inc
      @Kaiju_Inc 5 лет назад +1

      pyrolee17 that’ll work.

  • @ziumbalapl
    @ziumbalapl 5 лет назад +8

    Noticed how this little place has literally no lamps on the streets? Imagine how dark is there in the night, holy shit.

  • @beestripes0306
    @beestripes0306 5 лет назад +30

    Your voice-over for the goose is spectacular. I’d like it to be a reoccurring thing, Jerma

  • @HellsWaffle
    @HellsWaffle 5 лет назад +18

    6:48
    Groovy Goose streamer intimidates a n e r d

  • @Sportchestra
    @Sportchestra 5 лет назад +25

    Finally a game where you can really FEEL like a goat

  • @gigadrillcat
    @gigadrillcat 5 лет назад +45

    Goose: *honks*
    Jerma: *laughs*
    Me: *smile*

  • @MrBrimstone
    @MrBrimstone 5 лет назад +68

    we skipped over entire volumes of the manga

    • @munat6662
      @munat6662 5 лет назад +1

      How far behind are we anyways

    • @MrBrimstone
      @MrBrimstone 5 лет назад +13

      @@munat6662 this was from a stream 3 weeks ago, there are piles and piles of grade A streams that will most likely never get a jerma2nd vid due to editors not being time wizards with infinite ability to edit them all.

    • @MrBrimstone
      @MrBrimstone 5 лет назад +3

      @@munat6662 my suggestion is to check out the youtube jerma stream archive and watch the ones that seem interesting.

    • @munat6662
      @munat6662 5 лет назад +1

      @@MrBrimstone alright thanks man

  • @TSE_WOODY
    @TSE_WOODY 5 лет назад +8

    6:45 onwards absolute gold

  • @Inexpressable
    @Inexpressable 5 лет назад +15

    this is pretty much the perfect edit of the stream

  • @SweetAccountName
    @SweetAccountName 5 лет назад +113

    Is this the guy that said "toy boat" ten times in a row on stream?

  • @briann6962
    @briann6962 5 лет назад +5

    Moves bottle out of the way*
    Picks up binky and curiously honks*

  • @matthijs2981
    @matthijs2981 Год назад +1

    ahhh. So this is where the famous Cat Puke category originated.

  • @SuperAsdke
    @SuperAsdke 5 лет назад +10

    For a second I thought the drinking sound was in game

  • @thefacepalmman5716
    @thefacepalmman5716 5 лет назад +8

    I remember the chat blowing up during the prop lifting part. That was so funny at the time.

  • @Livingroomset799Dep
    @Livingroomset799Dep 5 лет назад +2

    This game only furthers my proof that all birds are assholes and KNOW they’re assholes

  • @R3mix97
    @R3mix97 5 лет назад +15

    Jerma and games with a talk button.
    Name a more iconic duo.

  • @argnator
    @argnator 5 лет назад +10

    we got this before the second Lifeline video that wraps it up/could cover some of the "best" moments. And the FMV streams with the infinite screaming hallway! We must go back.

  • @asmer3302
    @asmer3302 5 лет назад +12

    Ah Goose.. or some say Goosem..

    • @Guruc13
      @Guruc13 5 лет назад +1

      Oh... A goose. Half-cut with madness, as the best geese are.

  • @MrMegatronftw
    @MrMegatronftw 5 лет назад +6

    “This is fun”
    More evil words have never been uttered

  • @rowchi93
    @rowchi93 5 лет назад +2

    I couldn't breathe at 26:37, that was comedy gold

  • @colpekker
    @colpekker 5 лет назад +78

    We’re reaching manga levels that shouldn’t be possible

  • @whyisyoutubemakingmeuseana7875
    @whyisyoutubemakingmeuseana7875 5 лет назад +8

    20:25 for Jerma throwing up

  • @SethMann002
    @SethMann002 5 лет назад +13

    It's like duck game all over again

  • @ChapuleTaylor
    @ChapuleTaylor 5 лет назад +4

    a weapon to surpass metal goose

  • @TraffysKone
    @TraffysKone 5 лет назад +5

    "did he just throw that me me? DID HE JUST THROW THAT *VAZE* AT ME??!??!?"

  • @raspymorten
    @raspymorten 5 лет назад +4

    Jerma is the first person I've seen that had pretty much any trouble getting the bell back.

  • @kotae764
    @kotae764 5 лет назад +8

    Jerma always finds a glitch and I love it.

  • @TylerNovakYT
    @TylerNovakYT Год назад +1

    This was easily the funniest playthrough of this game I have ever seen

  • @filiaknight8514
    @filiaknight8514 4 года назад +1

    i love his gasp when he trips the kid with the soccer ball

  • @Cooper287
    @Cooper287 5 лет назад +10

    looks like uhh heheh.. You missed that one, TRY ANOTHER! 21:15

  • @brosephnoonan223
    @brosephnoonan223 5 лет назад +8

    Detroit: Become Yuman
    Jerma: Become Goose

  • @258thHiGuy
    @258thHiGuy 5 лет назад +11

    23:13
    Let me tell you
    A SAD story...

  • @solophentii3468
    @solophentii3468 5 лет назад +4

    Local lunatic watches himself pretend to throw up on live stream

  • @BababooeyGooey
    @BababooeyGooey 5 лет назад +5

    "This is Metal Gear."
    Jerma: Well yes... but actually no.

  • @funx24X7
    @funx24X7 5 лет назад +17

    Jerma's streaming career peaked at him laughing as a goose

  • @neerkum5428
    @neerkum5428 Год назад

    There is no such thing as a "good" goose, that way of thinking will be the end of you

  • @giantotter319
    @giantotter319 5 лет назад +9

    3:30 Speedrun strat

    • @XarathDominion
      @XarathDominion 5 лет назад +7

      and then you just do a 360 degree prop rotation whle you are o- *Veers off into the distance*

  • @jackjohnson6820
    @jackjohnson6820 5 лет назад +4

    23:06 to 24:36 needs to go in a museum.

  • @WithinandThroughout
    @WithinandThroughout 3 года назад

    7:34 gasp of genuine concern

  • @deburrito6882
    @deburrito6882 4 года назад +2

    Jerma's already cracking me up 10 seconds into the video this is comedy gold

  • @MRgamefreak713
    @MRgamefreak713 5 лет назад +2

    I like when jerma asks if humans are friendly as if he were in cherno

  • @Ahmadabdal_
    @Ahmadabdal_ 2 года назад +1

    This game was specifically made for jerma by the amount he's enjoying himself

  • @Bernardo-Ramirez
    @Bernardo-Ramirez 5 лет назад +3

    When he started breaking the law of physics with the rake....

  • @Noah-gj5wx
    @Noah-gj5wx 2 года назад

    Goose bullying the local idiot in the phone booth is funny

  • @AlexMcshred6505plus
    @AlexMcshred6505plus 5 лет назад +5

    If you recognise where the soundbite: "chaos reigns" is from in the intro, then my heart goes out to you for being a fellow victim of that movie, it has hurt too many.
    True story: when that happened I was so scared I felt a sensation I have never felt before or since: an intense ring-like wave of shivers that started at my toes and went up my whole body where it shrunk to a point on the top of my head. I thought I was dying. In a way I wish I had, because then I wouldn't remember it.
    Just hearing the audio was enough to trigger a less intense, mini version of the same response localised to my head.

  • @JaylanxYT
    @JaylanxYT 3 года назад

    16:50-17:00 That music was timed so perfectly

  • @basselsabubgarcia9195
    @basselsabubgarcia9195 5 лет назад +2

    Great timing on the music edit amd joke.

  • @flinchthefirst
    @flinchthefirst 5 лет назад +59

    "I wish there was a piss button"
    someone please get this man to play postal 2

    • @Dr.Oofers
      @Dr.Oofers 5 лет назад +2

      Probably can’t, game might be banned on twitch, so he’ll be unable to play it.

    • @boiledsheep
      @boiledsheep 5 лет назад +6

      ​@@Dr.Oofers Postal 2 isn't banned on Twitch, it's not adult-only and it's not on the prohibited-game list.

    • @Dr.Oofers
      @Dr.Oofers 5 лет назад +3

      @bs Hmm, alright. But given twitch’s reputation (at the time of typing this) I wouldn’t trust them of ‘not banning any streamer who plays it.’

  • @christosioannou9628
    @christosioannou9628 5 лет назад +4

    The gasp at 7:34 kills me

  • @greenoftreeblackofblue6625
    @greenoftreeblackofblue6625 5 лет назад +2

    "Is that a goose? *OH SHIT!* "

  • @Xzeihoranth
    @Xzeihoranth 5 лет назад +2

    Jerma had way too much fun with this game, and it shows.

  • @lewdcoa570
    @lewdcoa570 5 лет назад

    That first add was placed perfectly

  • @blackbox5141
    @blackbox5141 5 лет назад +3

    GOD DAMN IT JERMA! YOUVE BEEN MAKIN VIDS THIS WHOLE TIME AND I DIDNT EVEN KNOW

  • @N_S_K_A_
    @N_S_K_A_ 3 года назад +1

    jerma somehow acts exactly how a goose would act

  • @refusingtoconform
    @refusingtoconform 5 лет назад +2

    We interrupt this playthrough of Metal Gear Solid 2 to bring you Clip It! Part 2.

  • @nbshftr
    @nbshftr 5 лет назад +2

    what a good boy

  • @TheGuyWho3415
    @TheGuyWho3415 5 лет назад +1

    YOU HAVE BEEN FOILED BY THE GOOSE

  • @proximacentauri2684
    @proximacentauri2684 2 года назад

    Goose questioned it all at 23:00

  • @aidenp.s.9197
    @aidenp.s.9197 5 лет назад

    10/10 Joke opportunity missed. He could.have said "HOW COULD YOU NOT LIKE IT? ITS GOT CANDY!" While quacking.

  • @biggmackthewackslack6654
    @biggmackthewackslack6654 4 года назад +1

    Avid Avian Streamer honks his way to victory at random passersby, while explaining geese housing prices and youtube economics and simultaneously ruining their lives with b-rated movie supervillain pranks

  • @davidray2682
    @davidray2682 5 лет назад +1

    Looks like Kims not gonna be making any Chicken Masala tomorrow, amirite boys?!

  • @crimsonbaron4418
    @crimsonbaron4418 9 месяцев назад

    11:40 NO! THAT IS NOT SOLID SNAKE!

  • @wormwoodbecomedelphinus4131
    @wormwoodbecomedelphinus4131 4 года назад

    Just give the goose a good kick like a soccer ball. That'll teach em!

  • @seanhennessy3968
    @seanhennessy3968 5 лет назад

    "GIVE ME THAT BELL!" -Jeremy "Gaunson" Harrington

  • @hasanalharaz7454
    @hasanalharaz7454 5 лет назад +4

    Is this the “giant enemy spider” guy?

  • @dotquack1
    @dotquack1 5 лет назад

    The honking is just the duck game joke all over again