Woolie calling people cowards because they're not into giantess GFs or didn't fight off pterodactyl-sized moths while growing up but he can't stomach a lil bit of cow tongue or bird foot. weak
With Pat saying "I would eat that guy" and Woolie mentioning "The Eat List", I can only wonder what else goes on in their minds (For better or for worse).
I mean a bunch of dudes got stuck in the andes mountains and in order to survive they had to make a pact that if they die, they had the permission to eat their bodies. So cannibalism can be ethical (however there is another term to it). Edit: the term for consensual cannibalism seems to be anthropophagy.
But that's how you end up with Wendigo's! But in all seriousness I think there should be a distinction in cannibalism in that cannibalism should consist of the act of killing and than eating the person in question. If you are just eating a natural dead corpse that is more akin to scavenging. Even if it's a human body, if you break it down to the molecular level the plants and animals that you eat every single day have more than likely at one point have had their molecules at one point in time been a part of a human being in the circle of life. If a shark eats a human and later gets caught and eaten by humans does that make the humans cannibals because the nutrition the shark gained from the human it ate has now been incorporated into their body?
@@C24U_ One, if you find a dead person then call the fucking police. Two, there's magnitudes of difference between the nutrients the shark saved and eating some dude's arm. Three, we have a label for it because eating your own species, regardless of context, is a problem.
@@kbkksh91 Unfortunately without knowing who and where you are I have no means of guaranteeing that kind of promise although in all likelihood the possibility of meeting is astronomically low.
@@barryhanson1627 This is in the context of the situation that the OP presented. Yes, cannibalism is bad but I would ask that if a person was put in a situation where the only alternative was death and they had by no means in a hand in the person they would have to eats death, is the choice of them choosing to survival completely irredeemable? Are the 16 survivors of the Uruguayan Air Force Flight 571 who were stranded on a glacier for over 70 days before they were rescued just complete monsters for eating the other passengers that had died in the initial plane crash/harsh weather/starvation?
And here we see a good example of how Woolie tries to win arguments. “Ok, but if all the the things that make me wrong don’t apply, that means I win, right?”
The setting more fires bit is actually a fire-fighting tactic we use here in the US. It's using a controlled fire to essentially corral the wild fire. It was also discovered during Teddy Roosevelt's time in office (I believe) that preventing all forest fires completely actually causes more damage to the environment then having forests on fire. This is because nutrients and other certain elements from charred flora are needed to help other flora grow. The only problem is when those fires get too big and causes a massive wildfire.
they can also look and act like completely normal humans, which of course they can, they're ambush predators for humans. if you can't sneak up on a human, you'll starve, and our senses, though not the best, are pretty good and augmented by an incredibly sharp and paranoid mind. wearing a friendly face until you're two feet away is a great option for ambushing a person lost in the woods.
So remember the part where all the titles were super out of context so the podcast would seem super fucked? Yeah, not so, this is exactly what you think it is. And you're gonna sit through it all.
This conversation reminded me of the snail eating people in Uzumaki. Like Pat and Woolie seemed like they would jump on eating people as soon as the eye stalks extend.
13:15 “Would they have the balls to just call it ‘The Most Dangerous Game’ ?” I’m pretty sure that’s the name of a book where the phrase comes from. I remember reading it for like elementary school (We all had to read it, I wasn’t some weirdo who was reading Manhunter Literature)
Macguyver Bond It just seemed weird to me for him to say that because it’s not like Hollywood has respect for source material in general when it comes to this stuff
It is the name of the book. The Most Dangerous Game I believe might be the first piece of modern media where someone hunts another human for sport. I say modern media because there might be some lost story or one I don't know of in the annals of history or mythology where someone hunted humans for sport.
32:56 Sous-vide isn't boiling. The water doesn't touch the food, as it is in a bag. The method has the food evenly heated from all directions while sealed in a bag. It is kind of like BBQing except instead of having the heat from one source, it is from all around it.
You rinse the rice to clean as much of the starch off it, fry up butter in the empty pot with the rice, give it a nice flavour and it keeps its shape, and then you add the water and boil it till about 2/4 of the water is absorbed/evaporated then get it off the heat and leave t alone until the water is all gone.
Snowpiercer is a great movie but the one thing I always found weird and funny was how when the main dude finds out their food is made from bugs he freaks out and is so disgusted, only to later tell a story about how he literally ate a baby. Like, seriously dude? Bug protein blocks are icky but you're totally down for an indecent proposal?
My favorite tidbit is the fact that - in Marvel comics - the entirety of Canada has some mystic mumbo-jumbo going on. Basically, no matter where you are within its borders, if you eat human meat in Canada you become a wendigo.
When it comes to sous-vide a steak, you put it in the bathtub so the meat doesn't overcook but is properly heated all the way through for the rarity you want. it's still a good medium rare piece of meat that looks kinda weirdly gray, because we're not used to it. You pan sear that shit for a few moments because you want to add a delicious salty, peppery, smokey crust on it. You enhancing the end product.
34:02 That's called "Hero Syndrome". The classic example is a fire fighter setting fires so that they can then go and save people from those fires and be a hero.
If you kill somebody, it's unethical NOT to eat them. Either they'll sit around stinking the place up or they'll be stuffed full of nasty chemicals and stuck in the ground, which is a TOTAL waste.
Woolie talking about the bouillon powder is giving me horrible memories of me cooking ramen as a kid and accidently adding a bunch of onion powder. I couldn't throw out the food cause I really wanted ramen, so I ate the whole thing. I can TASTE it on my tongue when I think of it and I hate it so much.
Okay, I’m gonna sound like a psycho for a minute, but I have actually put some thought into cannibalism scenario and have made peace with the fact that I’m willing to eat another human to survive, and I’ve come to my own conclusion. When Woolie brings up the choice of “either the guy that personally fucked you over or the super criminal scumbag”, I don’t really want to eat either them. In essence, when you eat something you’re taking it into youself and it becomes a part of you. So, in that scenario Woolie brought up, I would have to choose the guy who personally fucked me over, if I’m being forced to pick one, but really I don’t want either of them to assimilate into my being.
All the garbage humans eat and drink or drink-eat, would ruin the meat and you might as well be debating over whether to eat the sewer rat or the dumpster rat
Surviving the Game 1994. Charles S. Dutton saves Ice T from vehicular suicide, pays him $20 to run on a treadmill for 30 minutes, then introduces T to his white friends. I don't remember if there was a cannibalistic element to it, but it's well off people using homeless people for sadistic purposes. Considering the homelessness problem in CA, it's kinda ahead of its time.
sloths are actually just an evolutionary offshoot of an absolute beast called a slothbear. we killed them all because they were literal monsters. the ones left are too weak for us to bother with.
fun fact, sloths actually used to be pretty metal. giant ground sloths were basically a hippo/bear made out of a sloth, with claws to match. they were herbivorous, but large enough to basically win a fight with anything. the tree sloth survived the extinction of a lot of ice age creatures by essentially being slow, cute and not much of a threat, since a lot of north and south american ice age creatures were driven extinct by a very dominant invasive species sweeping down from the north, basically pillaging and eating everything they encountered. it's actually why avocados have such massive seeds, they were eaten by things like the giant ground sloth whole, and their massive pit could survive the trip all the way through its digestive system. they would have gone extinct after the ground sloths did if it weren't for said invasive species taking a shine to them. on a completely different subject, this avocado toast is really good.
Sous vide is cooking at precise temperature, you can have the perfect medium rare steak every time. No, it's not boiling but yeah you should probably finish off the steak on a pan fried crust or grill charred texture.
35:56 this spurred me and a friend to talk about animals you don’t normally consider food, and it culminated in me saying “I’d probably eat sloth meat” His only answer was “I mean, yeah. They’re easily harvestable” Cue pissing myself for 10 minutes
The most offensive part of this talk was their rant against boiling. It depends on the dish you're making. If I want my meat to be spoon tender, I need to boil it (usually after searing the skin). Same if I'm making a stew.
Fighting fire with more fire is a legitimate strategy. The idea is to get ahead of the way the fire is spreading and burn, cut, or otherwise clear away flammable material so that when the wildfire gets there, there's nothing left to burn and it can't spread anymore. Can't imagine it's the perfect solution in every single case, but it's definitely a thing. Think they call them burn breaks.
For the wild fire it is partially true I have heard this a tactic “controlled fire” which means if there is a certain path the fire is burning toward it can be contained to prevent it from spreading wildly or at least slow it down if your ahead of it (not sure if it made sense of it when I written down)
Seeing Pat and Matt play Until Dawn made me realize that I'd TOTALLY eat a person if it meant I got super powers out of it (though I'd really rather not be as uggo and monstrous as those were, seems like it'd be a bitch). Like, I'd do it ethically, I'd find some suicidal person and get them in on it, but yeah. Hard realizations were made that day. Oh nice, they immediately brought it up.
Imagine the shock on Woolie's and Pat face when they findout that in japan, plain fluffy rice is eaten with a block of butter sometimes on top. I wonder how do they feel about the raw egg rice, it's an all time classic.
Woolie won’t eat human flesh if it’s served for breakfast.
Mark F. He’d steal it as a pie
Pat won't eat mayo but will eat human flesh.
Mayo is basically sandwich glue though.
Same, mayo is nothing and worthless but human flesh is rare.
I won't eat human flesh, but I can concede mayo is more disgusting.
@@gatekeepingwarlock9604 Excuse you, _cheese_ is sandwich glue.
All these chickenshits in the comments, afraid of a little emulsion of egg yolks and oil.
Surprisingly not their most inhumane podcast talk.
Idk....I think it's a good contender at least.
Figured this would have caused some uncomfortable memories for you Rohan considering the 「Highway Star」 arc
Remember that one time they spent 2 hours talking about kicking children and stomping babies? Me too good times.
@@Abyss3223 which one was that?
Remember when they had ape eating horses
Woolie calling people cowards because they're not into giantess GFs or didn't fight off pterodactyl-sized moths while growing up but he can't stomach a lil bit of cow tongue or bird foot. weak
The cow tongue is the weirdest thing to be against. It's probably the most tender part of the cow you will ever eat that isn't veal.
He can't stomach SOFT APPLE, and he's super concerned about puke, too.
But five-week old cheesecake is fine.
@@HellecticMojo Cow heart is pretty tender too
Tripe is pretty good too, with a nice sauce, kinda chewy tho
fyi tripe is cow stomach
9 minutes in and pat says "You know who i'd eat?"
"Shaq."
The best answer to that question is "Your mom"
With Pat saying "I would eat that guy" and Woolie mentioning "The Eat List", I can only wonder what else goes on in their minds (For better or for worse).
I just imagine them looking at someone who makes them mad then looking at each other
Woolie: Eat list?
Pat: Eat list
24:55 “My throat is strong” - Pat 2020
I mean a bunch of dudes got stuck in the andes mountains and in order to survive they had to make a pact that if they die, they had the permission to eat their bodies.
So cannibalism can be ethical (however there is another term to it).
Edit: the term for consensual cannibalism seems to be anthropophagy.
But that's how you end up with Wendigo's!
But in all seriousness I think there should be a distinction in cannibalism in that cannibalism should consist of the act of killing and than eating the person in question. If you are just eating a natural dead corpse that is more akin to scavenging. Even if it's a human body, if you break it down to the molecular level the plants and animals that you eat every single day have more than likely at one point have had their molecules at one point in time been a part of a human being in the circle of life. If a shark eats a human and later gets caught and eaten by humans does that make the humans cannibals because the nutrition the shark gained from the human it ate has now been incorporated into their body?
@@C24U_ Please don't come near me or my children.
@@C24U_ One, if you find a dead person then call the fucking police. Two, there's magnitudes of difference between the nutrients the shark saved and eating some dude's arm. Three, we have a label for it because eating your own species, regardless of context, is a problem.
@@kbkksh91 Unfortunately without knowing who and where you are I have no means of guaranteeing that kind of promise although in all likelihood the possibility of meeting is astronomically low.
@@barryhanson1627 This is in the context of the situation that the OP presented. Yes, cannibalism is bad but I would ask that if a person was put in a situation where the only alternative was death and they had by no means in a hand in the person they would have to eats death, is the choice of them choosing to survival completely irredeemable?
Are the 16 survivors of the Uruguayan Air Force Flight 571 who were stranded on a glacier for over 70 days before they were rescued just complete monsters for eating the other passengers that had died in the initial plane crash/harsh weather/starvation?
Woolie fails to understand the concept of straining
And neither of them appear to understand controlled burns. Or like all of cooking ever. What's new.
And here we see a good example of how Woolie tries to win arguments.
“Ok, but if all the the things that make me wrong don’t apply, that means I win, right?”
Pat always said you are what you eat, and he decided to be human
Pat: Become Human
Pat's talking about eating dry, uncooked pasta. He and humanity have no overlap.
As time goes on, it becomes harder and harder to call Pat "human"
Just a reminder: Prion disease, or kuru, exist and can debilatate you if you get it.
This is why deer meat worries me
That is why, even in areas with no history of mad cow, any cattle nervous system parts are not allowed to be sold.
This is where Mad Cow disease comes from. If a species eats the brain of another of its kind, they're fucked.
Yeah but you’ll spend most of the time laughing so it’s fine!
@@Abdega Just don't eat the brains.
"My boyfriend keeps eating handfuls of raw fettuccine and calling them CHIPS. HOW DO I MAKE HIMS STOP?"
Shoot him.
Why would you?
What a monster! To think he doesn't even use a marinara dip.
The setting more fires bit is actually a fire-fighting tactic we use here in the US. It's using a controlled fire to essentially corral the wild fire.
It was also discovered during Teddy Roosevelt's time in office (I believe) that preventing all forest fires completely actually causes more damage to the environment then having forests on fire. This is because nutrients and other certain elements from charred flora are needed to help other flora grow. The only problem is when those fires get too big and causes a massive wildfire.
This is basically a Beastars podcast.
I would like to see Pat go down the "rabbit hole" that is beastars like with HxH
you're too fast I was about to say that.
Eat my leg woolie
-pat
traditional Wendigos are not feral. they were super powered serial killers. seriously some of the old myths are nuts
The movie Ravenous depicts them as such. Hell most of the “encounter “ stories on youtube depict them more like Predators sans technology
@@DwarfDaddy oooo, I'll have to check those out
Cobblerfiend just search for “Wendigo Stories” personally a fan of LazyMasquerade
Traditional wendigos are also so angry at the earth, their feet burn off as they run up into space. They can also cause blizzards. Shit's wild.
they can also look and act like completely normal humans, which of course they can, they're ambush predators for humans. if you can't sneak up on a human, you'll starve, and our senses, though not the best, are pretty good and augmented by an incredibly sharp and paranoid mind. wearing a friendly face until you're two feet away is a great option for ambushing a person lost in the woods.
So remember the part where all the titles were super out of context so the podcast would seem super fucked? Yeah, not so, this is exactly what you think it is. And you're gonna sit through it all.
This conversation reminded me of the snail eating people in Uzumaki. Like Pat and Woolie seemed like they would jump on eating people as soon as the eye stalks extend.
“I want to try it _raw_ I’m goin in”
: Woof, what a way to kick off the decade, boys.
13:15 “Would they have the balls to just call it ‘The Most Dangerous Game’ ?”
I’m pretty sure that’s the name of a book where the phrase comes from.
I remember reading it for like elementary school
(We all had to read it, I wasn’t some weirdo who was reading Manhunter Literature)
Abdega that was his point.
Macguyver Bond
It just seemed weird to me for him to say that because it’s not like Hollywood has respect for source material in general when it comes to this stuff
It is the name of the book. The Most Dangerous Game I believe might be the first piece of modern media where someone hunts another human for sport. I say modern media because there might be some lost story or one I don't know of in the annals of history or mythology where someone hunted humans for sport.
(Dressed as restaurant host) “Donner, party of 7.”
22:30 "But what about boiled steamies tho?"
He call hot dogs steamies?
Must be a regional dialect, probably an Albany expression.
And he calls hotdogs that despite the fact that they are obviously meant to be grilled.
alternative title: Vomettiquette 2 reversal
*Woolie talking about taking food from the "stomach"*
Me: that's just canablism with extra steps
The way Woolie scratched his nose after the "cricket puree" spoke *volumes*
Patrick "I'd eat a person but ew, boiled fruit" Boivin
Time for another episode of "Person vs Pat Morality"
Actual cannibal Pat Boivin, also it’s called a bolus first, then chyme after it mixes w/ the stomach juices.
Huh. Woolie's into the Giantess tag and Pat's all about the Vore tag
Did somebody say Cannibalism?
“Will I become a Wendigo?”
And with that, my quest begins.
Thanks Woolie
I looked up the movie where gary busey hunts Ice-T. Ice has huge woolie dreads in that movie.
Surviving the Game (1994)
"Cannibalism is not okay unless-" Patrick c'mon now lmao
Late Stage Cannibalism
32:56 Sous-vide isn't boiling. The water doesn't touch the food, as it is in a bag. The method has the food evenly heated from all directions while sealed in a bag. It is kind of like BBQing except instead of having the heat from one source, it is from all around it.
You rinse the rice to clean as much of the starch off it, fry up butter in the empty pot with the rice, give it a nice flavour and it keeps its shape, and then you add the water and boil it till about 2/4 of the water is absorbed/evaporated then get it off the heat and leave t alone until the water is all gone.
What, never just taken a big bite out of a brick of ramen noodle, Woolie? Not bad.
Don't play with your food, kids... especially when it gives you a consent before getting eaten.
5:55 - Ask Smug about it, Pat.
Digital devil saga time ?
Rend... Slaughter... Devour your enemies! There is no other way to survive. You cannot escape your hunger, Warriors of Purgatory!
@@LightningZerker This sounds awesome, how would you rate this game?
@@UltimaOmega777 Probably the best SMT spinoff, recommended especially if you've only played Persona
Snowpiercer is a great movie but the one thing I always found weird and funny was how when the main dude finds out their food is made from bugs he freaks out and is so disgusted, only to later tell a story about how he literally ate a baby. Like, seriously dude? Bug protein blocks are icky but you're totally down for an indecent proposal?
This bothered me so much too. What's wrong with overly processed bug bars? Nothing.
Okay, Pat. No ifs, ands, or buts. Eating dry pasta is a psycho move.
Can confirm. An ex of mine would munch through a dry packet of ramen at least once every day.
9:15
*_Retail discussion spotted!_*
My favorite tidbit is the fact that - in Marvel comics - the entirety of Canada has some mystic mumbo-jumbo going on. Basically, no matter where you are within its borders, if you eat human meat in Canada you become a wendigo.
Woolie "theres plenty of good ways to cook human flesh" Madden
When it comes to sous-vide a steak, you put it in the bathtub so the meat doesn't overcook but is properly heated all the way through for the rarity you want. it's still a good medium rare piece of meat that looks kinda weirdly gray, because we're not used to it.
You pan sear that shit for a few moments because you want to add a delicious salty, peppery, smokey crust on it. You enhancing the end product.
the flip phone story reminds of the time i bought a 3DS used and it had an SD card with porn on it.
Oh my.
@@reee339 it was just random nudes. nothing really raunchy but still suprising to see.
Pat after 35 mins of not losing "...I bet Australia is delicious right now..." and then proceeds to lose it.
I propose that Pat's unknown great uncle from here on be named "Birdshot Boivin."
Gimme some SOYLENT GREEN
Wait, I always thought boiled fruit was jam/fruit preserve. Not even sugar was added??
No, you're correct, these guys are just morons who would just eat a soft apple.
eating somebody's pre-digested food is definitely 100% more grosser than just slicing up a person to eat them
You'd be a bloodbore beast !!! You'd get to fight a hunter
34:03 wild area firefighters don't get paid unless they are fighting fires. This has to lead to some of them setting fires to put out.
EAT the BUGS
You technically already do if you eat anything with “natural red food dye”
Suddenly i feel the urge to watch the first two seasons of Hannibal again
34:50 That’s one of Pats best quotes ever and Woolie would not allow it to rise to full power out of fear of it destroying all they’ve worked towards.
Jesus Christ, Pat, the human body does not contain hydrochloric acid! That's not what stomach acid is!
When you think they're basically done but then you realize you still have over 10 minutes left.
-sees the tottle... - ok, that's a way to start the new decade I guess
Woolie, how was not titled "Does this clown taste funny to you?"
I love that Ice T movie im always telling people about that movie
You're not wrong. I remember seeing that back in the day and it was legit.
"Surviving the game" I think.
34:02 That's called "Hero Syndrome". The classic example is a fire fighter setting fires so that they can then go and save people from those fires and be a hero.
I learned from either Harvest Moon or Rune Factory that boiling fruit makes jam.
Make a human meat-meat pie.
You can use the skin as the pie crust.
Use the face as the top crust
I can't believe I finally agree with Pat on something.
Eat the man.
Man taste like pork.
also bugs taste good.
Being a Wendigo is indeed pretty cool.
“Being a Wendigo is indeed pretty cool.”
HellecticMojo: Not that I would know of course…
There's a reason man meat is called "Long pig."
Dynamite tennis on grizzly bears! Way to take me back Pat I haven’t read SMBC in years. Time to go back I think.
If you kill somebody, it's unethical NOT to eat them. Either they'll sit around stinking the place up or they'll be stuffed full of nasty chemicals and stuck in the ground, which is a TOTAL waste.
don't firefighters set control fires to make like a barrier to stop fires from spreading any further for more fuel
Woolie talking about the bouillon powder is giving me horrible memories of me cooking ramen as a kid and accidently adding a bunch of onion powder. I couldn't throw out the food cause I really wanted ramen, so I ate the whole thing.
I can TASTE it on my tongue when I think of it and I hate it so much.
Okay, I’m gonna sound like a psycho for a minute, but I have actually put some thought into cannibalism scenario and have made peace with the fact that I’m willing to eat another human to survive, and I’ve come to my own conclusion. When Woolie brings up the choice of “either the guy that personally fucked you over or the super criminal scumbag”, I don’t really want to eat either them. In essence, when you eat something you’re taking it into youself and it becomes a part of you. So, in that scenario Woolie brought up, I would have to choose the guy who personally fucked me over, if I’m being forced to pick one, but really I don’t want either of them to assimilate into my being.
All the garbage humans eat and drink or drink-eat, would ruin the meat and you might as well be debating over whether to eat the sewer rat or the dumpster rat
Who’s dumpster/sewer did that rat come from tho?
Just don't eat the liver, brain and digestive tract.
The actual "meat" meat should be fine.
@@HellecticMojo well that's to stave off the possibility of disease but I meant more of the taste
Here’s to the new decade, lads. Kicking it off with cannibalism.
you can totally eat the food someone has just ate and if they died right after
Surviving the Game 1994. Charles S. Dutton saves Ice T from vehicular suicide, pays him $20 to run on a treadmill for 30 minutes, then introduces T to his white friends. I don't remember if there was a cannibalistic element to it, but it's well off people using homeless people for sadistic purposes. Considering the homelessness problem in CA, it's kinda ahead of its time.
the game technobabylon has a small segment of cannibalism, is pretty damn interesting to think about even when it's not thing about the scenario.
sloths are actually just an evolutionary offshoot of an absolute beast called a slothbear. we killed them all because they were literal monsters. the ones left are too weak for us to bother with.
fun fact, sloths actually used to be pretty metal. giant ground sloths were basically a hippo/bear made out of a sloth, with claws to match. they were herbivorous, but large enough to basically win a fight with anything. the tree sloth survived the extinction of a lot of ice age creatures by essentially being slow, cute and not much of a threat, since a lot of north and south american ice age creatures were driven extinct by a very dominant invasive species sweeping down from the north, basically pillaging and eating everything they encountered.
it's actually why avocados have such massive seeds, they were eaten by things like the giant ground sloth whole, and their massive pit could survive the trip all the way through its digestive system. they would have gone extinct after the ground sloths did if it weren't for said invasive species taking a shine to them.
on a completely different subject, this avocado toast is really good.
"My throat is strong"- Pat, out of context.
Australian here, we wouldn't taste nice cause we are BURNT.
Sous vide is cooking at precise temperature, you can have the perfect medium rare steak every time. No, it's not boiling but yeah you should probably finish off the steak on a pan fried crust or grill charred texture.
2:59 Was that a fucking audible stomach growl at the conversation of consuming people?!?!
I've always felt that a person should be prepared in the style of their heritage.
So I get sweet fucking BBQ or chicken fried human made out of me? Sign me up
35:56 this spurred me and a friend to talk about animals you don’t normally consider food, and it culminated in me saying “I’d probably eat sloth meat”
His only answer was “I mean, yeah. They’re easily harvestable”
Cue pissing myself for 10 minutes
Woolie will not eat eggs, but people? That's a different story
The most offensive part of this talk was their rant against boiling. It depends on the dish you're making. If I want my meat to be spoon tender, I need to boil it (usually after searing the skin). Same if I'm making a stew.
@@47ex1 It's amazing how culinarily illiterate these grown men are.
Fighting fire with more fire is a legitimate strategy. The idea is to get ahead of the way the fire is spreading and burn, cut, or otherwise clear away flammable material so that when the wildfire gets there, there's nothing left to burn and it can't spread anymore.
Can't imagine it's the perfect solution in every single case, but it's definitely a thing. Think they call them burn breaks.
For the wild fire it is partially true I have heard this a tactic “controlled fire” which means if there is a certain path the fire is burning toward it can be contained to prevent it from spreading wildly or at least slow it down if your ahead of it (not sure if it made sense of it when I written down)
I'm calling all griddles mega stoves now
Boiling an apple sounds like a way to make applesauce
Seeing Pat and Matt play Until Dawn made me realize that I'd TOTALLY eat a person if it meant I got super powers out of it (though I'd really rather not be as uggo and monstrous as those were, seems like it'd be a bitch). Like, I'd do it ethically, I'd find some suicidal person and get them in on it, but yeah. Hard realizations were made that day.
Oh nice, they immediately brought it up.
"Calf is Unchewable"
Man, JoJo's running wild nowadays.
I can't eat a part of someone who is still alive and in the room. What if they taste bad? The fuck am I supposed to do at that point.
"Why are you working at RadioShack if you're into the lucrative business of child trafficking?"
Imagine the shock on Woolie's and Pat face when they findout that in japan, plain fluffy rice is eaten with a block of butter sometimes on top.
I wonder how do they feel about the raw egg rice, it's an all time classic.
The sorites paradox of food conversion
Pat's gonna get some interesting DMs after this one.
Cow's eyes and brains do not taste that bad in a taco with salsa.
Damn Woolie you threw away your Islander Background.
I mean... I can't fault you
Homegrown, grass fed, gluten-free,ethical, organic, Pat Patty found at your local Woolie-Mart.
Pat picking up a person's burner phone they use for what is most likely drugs, is a perfectly valid excuse to eat man. Having died humanely or not.