It's why I have such disdain for authority figures while at the same time I always follow speed limits and signal even when no one is around (I.e. very straight-laced lifestyle) It's almost been fetishised.
The problem is that if they don’t, then the bully’s parents will sue everything under the sun. No one wants to admit that their kid acted like a shithead and learned a valuable lesson about that kind of behavior.
As a teacher, kids are stupid. You just listened to Chewie and Fuckface explaining idiots that were in the wrong and just could not understand. The kid who is "just defending himself" is often an asshole too. There was a girl-fight once and I grabbed the strong one carrying her back. The other, stupider girl, kept charging her while I was holding her attacker back. The stupid girl kept running into the fists of the girl I was holding. She lost a fight to a girl I was holding. Do you understand how stupid that is?
a studant walks down the hallway and just hears "sword, gun, trick, gun, sword, trick, gun, sword, trick, ROYAL GUARD... SMOKING SICK SYLE" and proceeds to do the res 1 360 turn and walking the opposite direction
This man be taunting all the way up the hall with Max Acts only to jump on one kid to ride his unconscious body out the door picking up another kid on his way just to buster him into the kid who tried to run away- ending with a helmbreaker cane execution. You cannot escape this man while he's styling on these bullies, he got 3 separate teaching licenses just to look this rad and beat this many kids into submission.
NGL, every time I've ever fought against a Hsien-Ko in Mahvel I've gotten my shit curbstomped harder than any other match ever. I mean sure, it was only 2 players played years apart, but still...
A cat sometimes gets into a mood and starts clawing your arm, like when you rub its belly. Painful, but cute. Now apply that mood to something the size of a motorcycle. People forget that housecats are considered apex predators and disastrous to a lot of ecosystems they're introduced to. They will straight up murder anything they can find, or try to.
Actually the difference is that house cats and "big" cats belong to different subfamilies - Felinae and Pantherinae. Felinae contains housecats and wildcats, but also cheetahs and cougars. Pantherinae contains lions, tigers, leopards and jaguars. One of the biggest differences between the Felidae subfamilies is whether a species can roar or purr. Felinae species can purr, but not roar. Pantherinae species can roar, but not purr. Also cheetahs are apparently quite docile in captivity. They're not really built for attacking large and strong animals, and they never naturally hunt humans. They tend to behave almost like oversized wildcats around us.
@@tbotalpha8133 I read from an unconfirmed source that Cheetahs were domesticated at one point. I don't believe it, but I can also see it being possible. They really are essentially feline greyhounds, species built exclusively for speed and nothing else.
I mean, I almost got expelled from school because of "excessive self-defense" when I fought back against bullies in highschool, and ended up putting one in a hospital . They were armed with knives, assholes! What was I supposed to do?! *NOT* fight like my life was in danger.
I mean, whether or not you people believe me doesn't really matter. I'm just sharing my story. Philippine highschool funtimes. What's bullshit was i had visible cuts on my hands, and still had to be suspended.
I appreciate Pat bring up that myth about bullies. My working theory ever since I learned that most bullies actually have healthy or inflated self-esteem has been that they genuinely believe they’re allowed to act the way that they do. That, to me at least, also explains why some bullies are indignant when someone finally fights back or they get reprimanded. Also, I adore the “You get one,” policy at a spiritual level especially because it would be so rarely invoked. Think about it: most teachers would think, “But what if next year there’s a worse kid in my class? I can’t waste my one glory kill on the kid that won’t stop making spitballs in class.”
Sure, SOMETIMES they have a rough homelife and only know how to interact with others via violence so become bullies. But more often I find bullys are someone who has never been told no and thinks they are immune to consequences and deserve everything. Also plenty of those with a rough homelife develop this skittish and defeatist mindset which makes them more likely to be targeted as vitcims of bullies than to be the bullies themselves (though it can go either way)
Teacher's mind also: "I need to save mine. Maybe when the kid is right I'll make an even bigger story in the news, I can see the headlines now, [Hero teacher's perfect "One" policy application saves kid from being potentially paralyzed"]
Not to get real with y'all but The best anti-bully tech I've ever seen was from my Spanish teacher in high school. This was around the late 00's, so this was around the time, well, when school shootings seemed to be on the news all the time. She and our class got into a little discussion about the shootings and she just goes "Yeah, if you're bullying anyone, please cut it out. Let's not get on the news." Was as simple as that.
@@amfram I think it's a disconnect. It's like a "shootings are just things that happen on the news, not to real people that I know" sort of mentality. I mean, how many people are there right now that said "corona is just a hoax" before being killed by it? People will always refuse to believe that it can happen to them too, whatever "it" may be.
@@OckhamAsylum Oh yeah definitely. We had an actual lockdown at our school once cuz some random guy that (i think) had some sort of weapon was on campus. None of the kids really gave a shit. Despite the fact that this person was really not that far from us.
Actually school shootings are almost never carried out by victims of bullying. It's much more common for school shooters to be invested in far-right extremism, and to have been radicalised into taking violent action. The bullying narrative is just a useful smokescreen by the media, to avoid having to confront the actual problem.
I got suspended for busting a kid's lip after he hit me in the back of the head with one of those solid plastic reusable brick ice packs that he put in his lunch box. Plot twist, when my mom came to the school and was like "he was just defending himself" the principal committed the cardinal sin of dickishness and said the cursed words: "We're just gonna have to agree to disagree"
@@joshuagroom7068 How CAN you respond to it? This was all the way back in like sixth grade. I'm a senior now and it got wiped from my record because it was in middle school but damn that shits a joke
I have to deal with the genre of people that will walk to a register, see that im standing at a different on and refuse to move to the one im at and get upset that i didn't say im not at the register that im not at.
"because as it turns out, extremely aggressive, violent people think very highly of themselves. Imagine that, sociopath's have high self-esteem." - George Carlin 2008.
Worse than bullies are short bullies. Authority figures 99% of the time will never believe you got beat up by someone a foot shorter than you. Also, if you're in a crowd, the bully can't be ID'd on camera because he's got total concealment.
That's reminder of my father's, there was this very tiny kid( we were the same age but he was very tiny and I was really tall, more than any other kid for a long time) that liked to "beat" everyone just for fun, I never minded but I would always try to block his attacks because I'm a pussy, but my father thought he was a bully and would get angry at me for being big and not attacking him back
kirbyfanprime Those little fuckers are basically a Chihuahuas where you know you could kill it but cause your bigger and it’s just smaller then you you feel like you shouldn’t and the little fucker takes advantage of that and goes in for a bite.
one weird thing i miss about middle school and elementary is getting into a fight with two or three kids and forging a friendship with them just about a week later. nothing like a week of detention after a left hook to the head to learn that Eddie in 7th grade is also a major Naruto fan and loves the Dudley boys and doesn't like kale.
This is why I feel like kicking the bully's shit in would solve the problem. If the teacher does it the bully knows that kind of behavior won't fly at school even if their parents allow it at home; if the kid being antagonized does it then they'll teach the bully that they're not to be fucked with and maybe the antagonist will even have enough respect for the protagonist to want to befriend them even though that sounds like something straight out of an anime.
@@theprofesionalist7927 except it doesn't most of the time and an adult doing to causes more harm than good. you live in a social network, surrounded by people all the time, and making a mistake like "beating a child as an adult" can have SEVERE consequences, not to mention all the studies that show beating children is the least effective option to making them stop their behaviour.
@@Yal_Rathol And yet I feel like kids have only gotten shitier as parents have gone softer on them, but that's probably only cuz some kids are like that and not all kids.
@@theprofesionalist7927 you should read plato sometime. particularly the part where he complains that children have gotten shitter and meaner over time and how kids back in his day were nice and respectful. it's called juvenoia, and you are suffering from it.
You get 1d6 on your first day and every other year you get another 1d4 which you can bank. On your 6th year it bumps up to 2d6 going forward. On your 12th year it bumps up to 3d6 or 2d10. Upon reaching year 20 you get 3d10 or 2d6 + 2d10 every other year until retirement and can spend 2 points for a younger teacher to act as your champion if needed. Whenever a new die is added (reaching a new tier) you can cash in your banked points for PTO/Vacation days or cash. Upon retirement you are paid out for any points not redeemed. A teacher can ass-beat a kid no more than once in their student career. A kid however can get their ass beat more than once in their student career if teachers coordinate but no more than twice per year.
"If you're a grown-ass man and you get killed... And you get killed by a tiger... And you get killed by a tiger in a zoo... And you get killed by a tiger in a zoo in San Diego... I think God's will has been done in your life, that's exactly what the fuck's supposed to happen." -Katt Williams
"**staring directly at known bully** Okay, let's say Landon has 32 teeth. If he were to keep throwing shit at Thomas like he is now, and I decided to 'confiscate' half of his teeth, how many would he have left?"
so, take this advice for what it's worth. i've never broken a bone, never been attacked by a wild animal and never caused a fight. but generally, try not to end up in a situation where, if you saw it from the outside, you would think alternate-you deserved whatever happened to them and you would be disappointed if they survived cleanly. i don't think it's too much to ask the question "am i about to be eaten by this tiger or killed by this kid, and if so, will i deserve it?"
@@blitzkriegdragon013 *cough* yeah, really aggressive anxiety....who would have that...... but i'm not really positing this as something you do "in the moment". emotions run high and some people run hot normally, so i expect people to get into situations where the amount of work their brain is putting is is exactly as much energy as it takes to trigger their muscles to start swinging, rather i'm positing this as a general rule to live by. before you put yourself into a situation, ask yourself if you're about to deserve whatever happens to you. this wouldn't happen when you're in the guy's face, or even when you're with your buddies going "look at that loser, i'm gonna go over there", this would happen before you even start speaking, when the thought forms in your head, ask yourself if karma is about to come down on your neck like an axe.
@@blitzkriegdragon013 yeah, basically. though hopefully the direction of the thought being inward rather than simply considering options will help develop some self-awareness in people. i dunno, there's an idealist inside me somewhere that likes to hope people will learn and grow, and he won't die no matter how many times the much bigger cynic beats him with a stick.
"I thought about going back in time as my current self and punching out a bunch of children." That is SO relatable! I thought about it right now while they were talking about shit kids
@@javis88h Uh, no? PTSD comes from fear, not anger. Fear is a response to a sense of insecurity, or lack of safety. Anger is a response to a sense of injustice, of having been wronged. They're different emotions. Both can poison your psychology, sure, but they don't lead to the same place.
See, those teens are a good example.... but, I mean, they at least had the illusion of "Stupid Tiger can't get out of his enclosure". My favorite example is one that has been banned from the Darwin Awards for being just too common. "William Telling" where someone puts an object on their head, and an other person / people try to shoot it off. The absolute best example of this being the geniuses who decided to do this with a shotgun. A shotgun loaded with shot instead of slugs. At least with slugs your misses are misses and you have a chance of hitting the object if your aim is true. With shot you are basically grabbing a fistful of gravel and throwing it - so if your aim is true, you are also tearing new holes in your friend's face, and if your aim is anything but wildly off the mark, you are tearing new holes somewhere else in your friend. Like... how stupid...?
Samael 11 for teens and kids who do stupid stuff and die, I will always feel bad and it is a tragedy. We all did dumb shit as kids and most of us are just lucky we didn’t die. If they had survived they would’ve learned which is better than death. But adults? There’s no excuse.
I nearly stranged a kid who had been bullying me in eighth grade with my own pullover and it got me suspended for just a day. He got hit by a car a month later, and it was great.
Addendum to Pat's rule. 1 per grade of students per year but it is a direct attack with no holds or grabs of any kind allowed. It has to be quick and cause no permanent damage
I think the most important part, is to be sure that the entire class SEES it happen, so they all think it can happen to them, boom Mr. Jones can lose it and pop you right in the mouth at any fucking moment, problems with those students = over.
So fun story, my elementary school had a super cool male 7th grade teacher that almost everyone loved. He was very chill, easy to talk to, and probably walked the dangerous line of "teacher who is so cool they lose all authority". The guy had a great reputation until one day he was just gone. No one in the faculty would talk about it, but I had a friend in the class that said they were doing an outdoor gym class session and during a game of soccer he had suddenly tackled one of the kids to the ground and throttled the shit out of the kid's neck. No one was seriously hurt, the kid who got throttled said he did nothing to bring it on, and after losing his job the teacher eventually had students visit him to see how he was doing and he seemed alright. To this day it remains a total mystery as to what happened, but I'll always think of that "one".
Something like that happened at the San Francisco Zoo. They were legal adults firing a slingshot at a tiger. It leapt out and attacked them. SFPD responded and shot the tiger. The attackers sued and won a settlement. I do not remember how they won, but it was disgusting that a) they were abusing the animal in the first place, b) a lawyer took their case, and c) the case was not instantly thrown out of court.
@@arempy5836 Found this article: latimesblogs.latimes.com/unleashed/2011/02/tiger-maul-teens-san-francisco-zoo-provoked-report.html The balance of scales tipped in the wrong direction that day.
While the people involved were total fucking douchebags, there should still not be a situation where an animal can just jump the fence if its Rage Meter gets high enough.
@@spankminister Yeah, ideally these enclosures should be set so the animals can't escape, AND jerks can't abuse the animals, but the former is going to have a lot more serious ramifications.
See, with kids, I will always have sympathy if they do dumb shit and die. They’re still in the process of learning from mistakes and death prevents that on top of just hurting everyone involved. It’s always a tragedy imo. But adults have no excuse.
Start of the school year theres an assembly and all the teachers who havent used their one goes to punch one of those punching machines to show their numbers
The same policy Pat has for teachers and kids is the same one I have while working at a grocery store. A friend of mine and I are attempting to allow our plan to be every 5 years you get to Death Cradle (King from Tekken) one child, uninterrupted.
I don't know the statistics offhand, but as someone who studied psychology (though not as a major), was a bully (very briefly), was relentlessly bullied (for years afterward), and now teaches bullies, a lot more of them grow out of it than you might think. A lot of them, at the very least, do have the potential to be perfectly decent people and rather than being horribly abused, are just very poorly socialized and hate being in class and / or school. By the end of high school the vast majority of them mellow out dramatically, at least compared to what they were before. If I'm being honest with myself, even I can recall that the people who were the worst to me were pretty much ok when I saw them years later; we might have even been able to become friends if I didn't still hold a massive grudge at the time. That being said, there have been times I wished I had my "one," but it wasn't for any of the bullies; it was actually for a bullied kid who has serious autism and mental health issues, is horribly disruptive, and had stalked me on numerous occasions. I've never really come close to blows though, aside from a tongue lashing or two to let off steam.
When I was in middle school, I was on the path of being bullied because I brought my 3DS and cards to school. One day, at a school play, I was so fed up that when it started, I froze, narrowed my eyes, and back fisted the bastard so hard I broke his glasses. I got suspended. They don’t mess with me anymore, though.
i made two good friends in junior high by clocking them. i was on the shorter side, the first guy was not. i'm standing on a bench in the hall, waiting for the gym teacher with my class, looking at the grad photos of past classes (my great-uncle went to that school, i was looking for him), and this guy dragged me backwards off the bench and slammed me into the wall. so i punched him in the face, at the exact moment the teacher came around the corner. of course, we both got blamed for it, and we were friends for the next 3 years. the other guy (2 years after the first one) was pissing around during a foods class while i was cooking some meat. gas stoves, hot meat and metal, jackass bouncing around me trying to get a rise out of me, what could go wrong? twig of a guy too, my height but 2/3rds my weight kinda thing. so, i very calmly turned around, punched him in the chest hard enough to knock him backwards into the fridge in the little kitchenette we were in, and went back to what i was doing. he never tried it again and we were friends for a couple of years after. generally, violence is not the solution, but my life has taught me that sometimes, you need to beat a lesson into someone. tool of last resort, of course, but when you have tried diplomacy and threats, smacking them is still on the table.
@@francescolombardi3438 oh trust me, squad-action would have been involved, had the response not been required somewhat immediately. you don't think too clearly when a guy 2 feet taller than you has you pinned by the neck against a wall, i'm lucky my instinct was to go for the face and not freeze up if i'm honest, him recoiling was probably all that stopped me from getting brained against the brickwork.
@@Yal_Rathol No matter a person's size a human being will always go down getting hit in 3 specific spots. 1. back of the head (even if not knocked out, you can cause blindness and even dmg the nerve endings). 2. in the throat (last resort because death can happen if you crush it-and the force might snap the neck). 3. solar plexis/stomach And a guy in the nuts. If you're a child, yes hit as hard as you can. As an adult. Do not. You might actually kill somebody.
Heat moves are good but holding downback in the corner and just knocking out some medium punches to build up that super meter before fucking annihilating that kid is better.
Back in my days, corporal punishment by caning was a thing, and doesn't stop bullies. Pat's right; Most of the time(which will be 99%), bullies are usually the ones with the inflated, confident view of themselves, and think they can stomp on anyone because they can. Sure, we have the ones from "tragic" upbringings, but does that matter to the kid being beaten? It's easy for people to say we have to be understand and be sympathetic to the bully's side when some of these people either never gone thru that hell getting bullied or were the bullies themselves. Get over yourselves. If I would add something to Pat's proposal: If said bully does it again, bully resets the clock, therefore teacher gets to do that ONE. AGAIN. Until it is done(aka piece-of-shit bully fucking learns to stop).
The best part about this hypothetical is that it limits the teachers to one each but does not limit the students to how many ones they can receive. So you can have like 3 teachers spend their one on a single student over the course of an hour if they wanted
Do combos count as one? What about air juggling? What about assists or hyper combo finishers with two of the other teachers does that use their ones up as well? Pat i think you are gonna have to work shop this a bit.
Francesco Lombardi id go for one per school, but like you get locked in for a bit after using the one so you can’t just hop schools beating the shit out of kids
A story on one of the formative childhood events of my life. I remember I was on a field trip back in school. There was this one kid Niall who was such a fucking bully and he would do it to everyone. Our teacher at the time (who I won't name) was the most placid man possible, didn't have an ounce of anger in him. I remember a few weeks before trip his daughter died in a car accident or something. He'd still come in to work but he seemed off. The trip rolls round, since we're a small class he's the only member of staff with help from a parent who volunteered to come along. Niall is throwing shit at people on our bus, hitting the other kids but mainly targeting the one who's mum came with because she was as placid as our teacher and he thought he could get away with it. 2 hour bus trip ends with everyone wanting to kill Niall, we make our way to this old castle ground by the coast. Niall starts making jokes about the teachers daughter. We're the only group in this little walled off area, so teach grabs Niall by his shoulders, slams him against a wall, holds him there 2 feet off the air and screams in his face like a fucking titan. Both teacher and Niall don't say a word for the entire day and Niall looks pale and shaken. I'm guessing no one said anything because the guy kept his job. All I know is Niall never laid a finger on anyone for the rest of school.
I had a very irrational fear that going to therapy wouldn't help because the person I'd be talking to would be a very judgemental person then hearing Pat have a degree in psychology really makes it palpible
When woolie said "tension gauge" I immediately thought of Gene from God Hand walking up to a small child and screaming as the brace comes off his arm and Broncobuster starts playing from the heavens as he yeets this fuckin kid into outer space.
I almost got suspended in middle school because one time a kid stabbed me in the back of the head with a pen because I crumpled up his paper airplane (he threw one at me earlier), then turned around and I adrenaline shoved him into a wall. The dean talked to him first and he told her that I came over and beat him up and he stabbed me in self defense, and she chewed tf out of me for it. I obviously had no idea what she was talking about and told her straight, had to go back and ask my classmates. Found out later he left school in cuffs, apparently dude had been suspended for having a hit list the previous year. Never made up with that guy, I think I only saw him once or twice in high school.
The best bully getting destroyed video is one from Australia/Newzealand where the kid who is larger than the bully who is scrawny, just powerbombs the bully into the pavement.
Does anyone remember Bully Beatdown? The show where MMA fighters got to some bully's ass and the bullying victim got paid for it. It's even better that they weren't kids because we get to see grown men get humiliated.
not exactly if you want to be pedantic. Venomous typically means it has to be injected typically on purpose... hit the bloodstream kind of thing. A bite probably being most common, but Lionfish use quills / spines, and Jellyfish use really small hair-like stingers that shoot out when the tendril is touched, and bees have barbed "tails". Poisonous is a more general term and refers to a potentially life-threatening response to exposure. Frequently ingestion, but there are plants that produce saps or other substances that cause massive reactions from touch or inhalation. as well as ingestion.
I laughed a lot harder than I should have when, after a long conversation about adults assaulting children, Woolie paused, and then blurted out "how was our week?"
When i was in the 6th grade is was bullied heavily by two kids. The teacher at the time would completely enable these two by excusing their behavior or out right ignoring it. The first bully brought a gun to school in the 7th grade and was expelled. He is currently doing serving prison time for armed robbery of a jewelry store. The second bully about a year before graduating high school tired to rape a girl at gunpoint but she managed to slip the gun away and shot him in the leg. The victim reported the incident to the police so when tried receiving treatment at the emergency room he was arrested. He is currently serving prison time as well. I guess life caught up to them in the end.
You know. That policy is perfect, because you don't necessarily have to cash in to install fear. Teacher walks up to the bully: "...." "You know I haven't cashed in mine yet Cody... and you have ranked above on my list since last year. Let this be the first and final warning, because if I catch you bullying once again, Im not telling you when I'll snap and I'll just go for it.... Anyway, we'll begin the class now."
@@lemeres2478 The zookeepers walk in one day and see the tiger in his enclosure practicing air combos on an object and practicing hit confirming into a super
That kid in Australia (maybe New Zealand) who was taller but skinny picks on the chubby kid until the chubby kid realizes his strength and tombstones the bully, and he gets up all hurt and shit.
I was bullied in middle school and once one person traits you like shit everyone else does. So one day I walk in and beat the dog shit out of the guy who was the worst to me. I got suspended for 2 days and when I came back everyone was really friendly to me. Crazy.
I was bullied relentlessly in middle school because I was already going through puberty and called me "cavewoman". They also called me "demented" and "weirdo". The whole group that picked on me was really fucking into making me cry. They stole my things, pulled at my hair, and just kept verbally making fun of me. The way it stopped REALLY still makes me feel bad because I did NOT intend for that mess to go down. REALLY did not expect that huge range of ISS and detentions.
>be me, in the 3rd grade >getting beat the fuck up by some angry punk >eventually get tossed to the ground >kid finally calms down and suddenly gasps >still doesn't notice the blinking *" Go! "* sign above my head >" Oh my god! Are you okay? " *BUSTER WOLF*
You ever see that video of two teenagers fighting on a school field, then the security guard sprints over and full-force crash tackles them both to the ground? Pat would probably get a kick out of that.
I mean, a school system that doesn't punish kids who defend themselves would be a good start
oh how far away the ideal world
It's why I have such disdain for authority figures while at the same time I always follow speed limits and signal even when no one is around (I.e. very straight-laced lifestyle) It's almost been fetishised.
The problem is that if they don’t, then the bully’s parents will sue everything under the sun. No one wants to admit that their kid acted like a shithead and learned a valuable lesson about that kind of behavior.
As a teacher, kids are stupid. You just listened to Chewie and Fuckface explaining idiots that were in the wrong and just could not understand. The kid who is "just defending himself" is often an asshole too. There was a girl-fight once and I grabbed the strong one carrying her back. The other, stupider girl, kept charging her while I was holding her attacker back. The stupid girl kept running into the fists of the girl I was holding. She lost a fight to a girl I was holding. Do you understand how stupid that is?
Well, it's a good thing most schools have a plethora of security cameras these days
Pat is really advocating for teachers to be allowed to use HEAT ACTIONS on students.
Feel the heat!
teacher starts mashing X
Essence of the slugger on those little shits.
ARE YOU NOT?
Teacher does a mad dog of shimano heat action
@@localtrickster4516 *"You're so pathetic."*
Shanks knife out of the bully's heart.
Woolie: There's a really rough one where these kids are playing with a poisonous snake-
Pat: Oh *SICK.*
Never change, guys.
a studant walks down the hallway and just hears "sword, gun, trick, gun, sword, trick, gun, sword, trick, ROYAL GUARD... SMOKING SICK SYLE" and proceeds to do the res 1 360 turn and walking the opposite direction
GUNSLINGER
_Pumped Up Kicks begins playing_
*180
It only counts once they hit the ground, as long as they're airborne...
This man be taunting all the way up the hall with Max Acts only to jump on one kid to ride his unconscious body out the door picking up another kid on his way just to buster him into the kid who tried to run away- ending with a helmbreaker cane execution.
You cannot escape this man while he's styling on these bullies, he got 3 separate teaching licenses just to look this rad and beat this many kids into submission.
then, out of nowhere, he just summons a Doppleganger and starts to wail on the person in front of him
Those teens thought they were going against Hsien-Ko but they found out too late it was actually Vergil
Hseien-Ko can air walk. They should've known.
Foolishness delinquent, foolishness. Without cages you can't defend yourselves, let alone others
You thought you were fighting pricess zelda? Well suprise its Shiek here to fuck you up.
NGL, every time I've ever fought against a Hsien-Ko in Mahvel I've gotten my shit curbstomped harder than any other match ever.
I mean sure, it was only 2 players played years apart, but still...
It wasn't Chang. They were facing Choi. XD
The only difference between house cat and big cat is their ability to fit your neck in their mouths.
This is true.
A cat sometimes gets into a mood and starts clawing your arm, like when you rub its belly. Painful, but cute. Now apply that mood to something the size of a motorcycle.
People forget that housecats are considered apex predators and disastrous to a lot of ecosystems they're introduced to. They will straight up murder anything they can find, or try to.
Actually the difference is that house cats and "big" cats belong to different subfamilies - Felinae and Pantherinae. Felinae contains housecats and wildcats, but also cheetahs and cougars. Pantherinae contains lions, tigers, leopards and jaguars. One of the biggest differences between the Felidae subfamilies is whether a species can roar or purr. Felinae species can purr, but not roar. Pantherinae species can roar, but not purr.
Also cheetahs are apparently quite docile in captivity. They're not really built for attacking large and strong animals, and they never naturally hunt humans. They tend to behave almost like oversized wildcats around us.
@@tbotalpha8133 I read from an unconfirmed source that Cheetahs were domesticated at one point. I don't believe it, but I can also see it being possible.
They really are essentially feline greyhounds, species built exclusively for speed and nothing else.
@@HellecticMojo “domesticated.”
I mean, I almost got expelled from school because of "excessive self-defense" when I fought back against bullies in highschool, and ended up putting one in a hospital .
They were armed with knives, assholes! What was I supposed to do?! *NOT* fight like my life was in danger.
Isn't that the backstory to Jeff the killer?
"AT LEAST TRY TO MAKE THIS A CHALLENGE, JEFF!"
> that happened
@@ashes180-x7d >nothing ever happened
I mean, whether or not you people believe me doesn't really matter. I'm just sharing my story. Philippine highschool funtimes.
What's bullshit was i had visible cuts on my hands, and still had to be suspended.
I appreciate Pat bring up that myth about bullies. My working theory ever since I learned that most bullies actually have healthy or inflated self-esteem has been that they genuinely believe they’re allowed to act the way that they do. That, to me at least, also explains why some bullies are indignant when someone finally fights back or they get reprimanded. Also, I adore the “You get one,” policy at a spiritual level especially because it would be so rarely invoked. Think about it: most teachers would think, “But what if next year there’s a worse kid in my class? I can’t waste my one glory kill on the kid that won’t stop making spitballs in class.”
Sure, SOMETIMES they have a rough homelife and only know how to interact with others via violence so become bullies. But more often I find bullys are someone who has never been told no and thinks they are immune to consequences and deserve everything. Also plenty of those with a rough homelife develop this skittish and defeatist mindset which makes them more likely to be targeted as vitcims of bullies than to be the bullies themselves (though it can go either way)
Teacher's mind also:
"I need to save mine. Maybe when the kid is right I'll make an even bigger story in the news, I can see the headlines now, [Hero teacher's perfect "One" policy application saves kid from being potentially paralyzed"]
Teacher Install Instant Kill, with the smartboard changing midway so it just says
DESTROYED!
Not to get real with y'all but
The best anti-bully tech I've ever seen was from my Spanish teacher in high school. This was around the late 00's, so this was around the time, well, when school shootings seemed to be on the news all the time. She and our class got into a little discussion about the shootings and she just goes "Yeah, if you're bullying anyone, please cut it out. Let's not get on the news."
Was as simple as that.
Ironic that shootings are infinitely more common nowadays and yet that threat does not stop anyone
@@amfram I think it's a disconnect. It's like a "shootings are just things that happen on the news, not to real people that I know" sort of mentality. I mean, how many people are there right now that said "corona is just a hoax" before being killed by it? People will always refuse to believe that it can happen to them too, whatever "it" may be.
@@amfram well school shootings are an anomaly but yeah students are dickheads
@@OckhamAsylum Oh yeah definitely. We had an actual lockdown at our school once cuz some random guy that (i think) had some sort of weapon was on campus. None of the kids really gave a shit. Despite the fact that this person was really not that far from us.
Actually school shootings are almost never carried out by victims of bullying. It's much more common for school shooters to be invested in far-right extremism, and to have been radicalised into taking violent action. The bullying narrative is just a useful smokescreen by the media, to avoid having to confront the actual problem.
Oh yeah, remember reading about that Tiger attack. It was brutal, those kids did not survive. Tiger landed a launch with full meter.
Good tiger!
It was compelled by a nearby Kazumi main
I got suspended for busting a kid's lip after he hit me in the back of the head with one of those solid plastic reusable brick ice packs that he put in his lunch box. Plot twist, when my mom came to the school and was like "he was just defending himself" the principal committed the cardinal sin of dickishness and said the cursed words: "We're just gonna have to agree to disagree"
How did your mom respond to that?
@@joshuagroom7068 How CAN you respond to it? This was all the way back in like sixth grade. I'm a senior now and it got wiped from my record because it was in middle school but damn that shits a joke
I have to deal with the genre of people that will walk to a register, see that im standing at a different on and refuse to move to the one im at and get upset that i didn't say im not at the register that im not at.
Kids are cruel, Jack!
"And I touch, my inner child"
"because as it turns out, extremely aggressive, violent people think very highly of themselves. Imagine that, sociopath's have high self-esteem." - George Carlin 2008.
"you get one"
teachers: MESSATSU
SHUNGOKUSATSU!!!
Worse than bullies are short bullies. Authority figures 99% of the time will never believe you got beat up by someone a foot shorter than you. Also, if you're in a crowd, the bully can't be ID'd on camera because he's got total concealment.
That's reminder of my father's, there was this very tiny kid( we were the same age but he was very tiny and I was really tall, more than any other kid for a long time) that liked to "beat" everyone just for fun, I never minded but I would always try to block his attacks because I'm a pussy, but my father thought he was a bully and would get angry at me for being big and not attacking him back
kirbyfanprime
Those little fuckers are basically a Chihuahuas where you know you could kill it but cause your bigger and it’s just smaller then you you feel like you shouldn’t and the little fucker takes advantage of that and goes in for a bite.
As a big and tall person, I can confirm. Nobody took me seriously when someone treated me like shit.
Tiger Tiger, Burning bright, in the forest of the night,
Make three morons throwing rocks fear thy fearful symmetry
Burning RAGE.
Time to make a RAGE OF INDIA character that always grabs every tigerprint item in the character creator.
"I thought we were playing SF2 but it turns out, it was Marvel"
-Woolie Madden 2020
Worse, they thought they were playing Final Fantasy Tactics.
When you're playing Dark Souls but your enemy is playing DMC
“MAHVEL BAYBEE!!”
-the tiger before promptly ripping that dude’s face off
@@BØØTYP0UNDER666 Tiger’s gotta do a DHC with the other tiger.
one weird thing i miss about middle school and elementary is getting into a fight with two or three kids and forging a friendship with them just about a week later. nothing like a week of detention after a left hook to the head to learn that Eddie in 7th grade is also a major Naruto fan and loves the Dudley boys and doesn't like kale.
worked out great for me!
dude showed me his BB gun and everything.
This is why I feel like kicking the bully's shit in would solve the problem. If the teacher does it the bully knows that kind of behavior won't fly at school even if their parents allow it at home; if the kid being antagonized does it then they'll teach the bully that they're not to be fucked with and maybe the antagonist will even have enough respect for the protagonist to want to befriend them even though that sounds like something straight out of an anime.
@@theprofesionalist7927 except it doesn't most of the time and an adult doing to causes more harm than good. you live in a social network, surrounded by people all the time, and making a mistake like "beating a child as an adult" can have SEVERE consequences, not to mention all the studies that show beating children is the least effective option to making them stop their behaviour.
@@Yal_Rathol And yet I feel like kids have only gotten shitier as parents have gone softer on them, but that's probably only cuz some kids are like that and not all kids.
@@theprofesionalist7927 you should read plato sometime.
particularly the part where he complains that children have gotten shitter and meaner over time and how kids back in his day were nice and respectful.
it's called juvenoia, and you are suffering from it.
5:30-5:46 Give it a decade. Elmo shall have his revenge for this indignity, when Pat is smaller and more killable.
Speaking as a former bully victim, one per career isn't enough.
You gotta give teachers one per year.
One per year, but you can stack them. you just gotta be patient
@@francescolombardi3438 Career teacher nearing retirement: "You kids wanna see a fuckin infinite?"
You get 1d6 on your first day and every other year you get another 1d4 which you can bank. On your 6th year it bumps up to 2d6 going forward. On your 12th year it bumps up to 3d6 or 2d10. Upon reaching year 20 you get 3d10 or 2d6 + 2d10 every other year until retirement and can spend 2 points for a younger teacher to act as your champion if needed.
Whenever a new die is added (reaching a new tier) you can cash in your banked points for PTO/Vacation days or cash. Upon retirement you are paid out for any points not redeemed.
A teacher can ass-beat a kid no more than once in their student career. A kid however can get their ass beat more than once in their student career if teachers coordinate but no more than twice per year.
"If you're a grown-ass man and you get killed... And you get killed by a tiger... And you get killed by a tiger in a zoo... And you get killed by a tiger in a zoo in San Diego... I think God's will has been done in your life, that's exactly what the fuck's supposed to happen." -Katt Williams
Tell me that this quote isn't real.
@@gabrielperrella /watch?v=dCwu0zN-78w
"**staring directly at known bully** Okay, let's say Landon has 32 teeth. If he were to keep throwing shit at Thomas like he is now, and I decided to 'confiscate' half of his teeth, how many would he have left?"
bossfight1
*kid raises hand*
“NONE!”
“Correct!” *proceeds to do just that*
All your teeth are belong to us
Gym teacher Mr. Boivin gets caught beating his uppity students.
Pat: “It was just a social experiment bro.”
A mad social scientist gets loose. What atrocities will they commit?
By the time Woolie finishes the entire Half Life series the comment section will make his skin thicker then a Boar's hide.
I dont think age is a excuse for this kinda stuff because the fear of death is universal and timeless
But you can't deny that kids are waaaaay more numb to almost death situations, it's their thing since they're always learning.
so, take this advice for what it's worth. i've never broken a bone, never been attacked by a wild animal and never caused a fight.
but generally, try not to end up in a situation where, if you saw it from the outside, you would think alternate-you deserved whatever happened to them and you would be disappointed if they survived cleanly.
i don't think it's too much to ask the question "am i about to be eaten by this tiger or killed by this kid, and if so, will i deserve it?"
Kind of hard to have that much awareness in the moment. Unless you have really aggressive anxiety.
@@blitzkriegdragon013 *cough* yeah, really aggressive anxiety....who would have that......
but i'm not really positing this as something you do "in the moment". emotions run high and some people run hot normally, so i expect people to get into situations where the amount of work their brain is putting is is exactly as much energy as it takes to trigger their muscles to start swinging, rather i'm positing this as a general rule to live by.
before you put yourself into a situation, ask yourself if you're about to deserve whatever happens to you. this wouldn't happen when you're in the guy's face, or even when you're with your buddies going "look at that loser, i'm gonna go over there", this would happen before you even start speaking, when the thought forms in your head, ask yourself if karma is about to come down on your neck like an axe.
@@Yal_Rathol Okay, I see what you're saying. Almost like, take a moment before making a big decision.
The anxiety thing is relatable though.
@@blitzkriegdragon013 yeah, basically. though hopefully the direction of the thought being inward rather than simply considering options will help develop some self-awareness in people.
i dunno, there's an idealist inside me somewhere that likes to hope people will learn and grow, and he won't die no matter how many times the much bigger cynic beats him with a stick.
@@Yal_Rathol Nothing wrong with idealism. Cynicism is over rated honestly.
I missed Early Era pats pure anger of children
I know, he's really mellowed out since then.
becoming the reverse darksydephil does interesting things to your ego. -it helps that Pat is still strangely charming all these years later.-
@@swagtasticpanda How is he reverse darksidephil?
"I thought about going back in time as my current self and punching out a bunch of children."
That is SO relatable! I thought about it right now while they were talking about shit kids
Same. I'm not sure if it's really healthy to cling to that anger, but the fictional catharsis is too good to give up.
@@tbotalpha8133 Trust me it's not. It's the quickest way to develop PTSD. For real. Seething, cold sweating all that fun stuff
@@javis88h Uh, no? PTSD comes from fear, not anger. Fear is a response to a sense of insecurity, or lack of safety. Anger is a response to a sense of injustice, of having been wronged. They're different emotions. Both can poison your psychology, sure, but they don't lead to the same place.
Woolie: I don't wanna be the guy who relates to the world through fighting games
Woolie: 1:06
I feel kinda bad for laughing at "One could be your best shot on a Monday, or I am sitting in my car..."
@@PredatoryQQmber Running over a kid, but I think drive-by works too.
@@onimaxblade8988 rolling next to a kid in your car, and hanging your leg out to kick them while moving
@@francescolombardi3438 Wouldn’t that still be you utilizing an item though?
@@Dan_the_Druid from my point of view, the Jedi are utilizing items, tho
PAT HAS A DEGREE IN PSYCHOLOGY?
He has to fight the mind goblins somehow!
How do you feel about it?
That's like when the show tells you that Dio was a Lawyer
Why else do you think he knows how crazy he is despite being convinced he's always right?
@@SergioSource Liam lives on
See, those teens are a good example.... but, I mean, they at least had the illusion of "Stupid Tiger can't get out of his enclosure".
My favorite example is one that has been banned from the Darwin Awards for being just too common. "William Telling" where someone puts an object on their head, and an other person / people try to shoot it off.
The absolute best example of this being the geniuses who decided to do this with a shotgun. A shotgun loaded with shot instead of slugs.
At least with slugs your misses are misses and you have a chance of hitting the object if your aim is true. With shot you are basically grabbing a fistful of gravel and throwing it - so if your aim is true, you are also tearing new holes in your friend's face, and if your aim is anything but wildly off the mark, you are tearing new holes somewhere else in your friend.
Like... how stupid...?
probably played Resident Evil 4. Shotgun has no spread against Ashley
@@HellecticMojo wait what? never knew that before
Samael 11 for teens and kids who do stupid stuff and die, I will always feel bad and it is a tragedy. We all did dumb shit as kids and most of us are just lucky we didn’t die. If they had survived they would’ve learned which is better than death. But adults? There’s no excuse.
I nearly stranged a kid who had been bullying me in eighth grade with my own pullover and it got me suspended for just a day.
He got hit by a car a month later, and it was great.
Yeah, Fuck that guy!
Jeesh that escalated quickly
So what did you scream as you can him over?
Mitch Gosser Congrats
Addendum to Pat's rule. 1 per grade of students per year but it is a direct attack with no holds or grabs of any kind allowed. It has to be quick and cause no permanent damage
Blanka barred from teaching for the use of command grabs in his curriculum
Nah, "One until its done" is perfect
But how am I supposed to -enjoy it- teach the bully a lesson if I cant buster suplex them?!
it has to at least "send a message"
I think the most important part, is to be sure that the entire class SEES it happen, so they all think it can happen to them, boom Mr. Jones can lose it and pop you right in the mouth at any fucking moment, problems with those students = over.
He’s made bully bullying the new bullying, bully him!
buffalo buffalo buffalo buffalo buffalo buffalo buffalo buffalo
So fun story, my elementary school had a super cool male 7th grade teacher that almost everyone loved. He was very chill, easy to talk to, and probably walked the dangerous line of "teacher who is so cool they lose all authority". The guy had a great reputation until one day he was just gone. No one in the faculty would talk about it, but I had a friend in the class that said they were doing an outdoor gym class session and during a game of soccer he had suddenly tackled one of the kids to the ground and throttled the shit out of the kid's neck. No one was seriously hurt, the kid who got throttled said he did nothing to bring it on, and after losing his job the teacher eventually had students visit him to see how he was doing and he seemed alright.
To this day it remains a total mystery as to what happened, but I'll always think of that "one".
I love hearing the word Throttle being used in place of beat. It makes it sound so much better.
"the kid who got throttled said he did nothing to bring it on"
that's the biggest sign that kid did something
The tiger had a happy birthday.
Patrick “Everyone gets One until it is Done” Boivin
No, Pat, you're not "too big," you're merely "big enough."
I'm for every teacher getting one.
Per kid.
i'd leverage at least one per month, but it doesn't stack, so you can't just hoard enough "ones" until you have enough for an entire class
what is "one"
In this case "One" can be a single, fully charged, galactica phantom
One is one until it is done.
My "One" would be a drop kick.
"one" is busting out Balrog for a DRI
If you drop the combo that's it, you've used your one. Work on those infinites.
@@arempy5836 but what if i get Combo broken?
Something like that happened at the San Francisco Zoo. They were legal adults firing a slingshot at a tiger. It leapt out and attacked them. SFPD responded and shot the tiger.
The attackers sued and won a settlement. I do not remember how they won, but it was disgusting that a) they were abusing the animal in the first place, b) a lawyer took their case, and c) the case was not instantly thrown out of court.
That's some bullshit right there. The tiger was just balancing the scales.
@@arempy5836 Found this article: latimesblogs.latimes.com/unleashed/2011/02/tiger-maul-teens-san-francisco-zoo-provoked-report.html
The balance of scales tipped in the wrong direction that day.
While the people involved were total fucking douchebags, there should still not be a situation where an animal can just jump the fence if its Rage Meter gets high enough.
@@spankminister Yeah, ideally these enclosures should be set so the animals can't escape, AND jerks can't abuse the animals, but the former is going to have a lot more serious ramifications.
See, with kids, I will always have sympathy if they do dumb shit and die. They’re still in the process of learning from mistakes and death prevents that on top of just hurting everyone involved. It’s always a tragedy imo. But adults have no excuse.
*Patrick "Get Rid of the Kid" Boivin*
Start of the school year theres an assembly and all the teachers who havent used their one goes to punch one of those punching machines to show their numbers
I remember the antibully tech that was suppose to be The Bullyhunters
a complex knife move, very difficult.
Wasn't that just a marketing scam?
@@zolafuckass8606 yes. that then got dropped by its sponser after it grew a life of its own and crashed and burned in biblical fashion.
@@Yal_Rathol Honestly, who didn't see that coming from a mile away? Trash talk is an inherent part of online gaming.
Pls no bully
The same policy Pat has for teachers and kids is the same one I have while working at a grocery store. A friend of mine and I are attempting to allow our plan to be every 5 years you get to Death Cradle (King from Tekken) one child, uninterrupted.
If I could do it to people that want me to kill perfectly fine and established trees, I'd suplex them off the tree.
I don't know the statistics offhand, but as someone who studied psychology (though not as a major), was a bully (very briefly), was relentlessly bullied (for years afterward), and now teaches bullies, a lot more of them grow out of it than you might think. A lot of them, at the very least, do have the potential to be perfectly decent people and rather than being horribly abused, are just very poorly socialized and hate being in class and / or school. By the end of high school the vast majority of them mellow out dramatically, at least compared to what they were before. If I'm being honest with myself, even I can recall that the people who were the worst to me were pretty much ok when I saw them years later; we might have even been able to become friends if I didn't still hold a massive grudge at the time.
That being said, there have been times I wished I had my "one," but it wasn't for any of the bullies; it was actually for a bullied kid who has serious autism and mental health issues, is horribly disruptive, and had stalked me on numerous occasions. I've never really come close to blows though, aside from a tongue lashing or two to let off steam.
When I was in middle school, I was on the path of being bullied because I brought my 3DS and cards to school. One day, at a school play, I was so fed up that when it started, I froze, narrowed my eyes, and back fisted the bastard so hard I broke his glasses.
I got suspended. They don’t mess with me anymore, though.
Its sadly the real solution. You can't reason with an idiot. Since they've made a living on not thinking.
i made two good friends in junior high by clocking them.
i was on the shorter side, the first guy was not. i'm standing on a bench in the hall, waiting for the gym teacher with my class, looking at the grad photos of past classes (my great-uncle went to that school, i was looking for him), and this guy dragged me backwards off the bench and slammed me into the wall. so i punched him in the face, at the exact moment the teacher came around the corner. of course, we both got blamed for it, and we were friends for the next 3 years.
the other guy (2 years after the first one) was pissing around during a foods class while i was cooking some meat. gas stoves, hot meat and metal, jackass bouncing around me trying to get a rise out of me, what could go wrong? twig of a guy too, my height but 2/3rds my weight kinda thing. so, i very calmly turned around, punched him in the chest hard enough to knock him backwards into the fridge in the little kitchenette we were in, and went back to what i was doing. he never tried it again and we were friends for a couple of years after.
generally, violence is not the solution, but my life has taught me that sometimes, you need to beat a lesson into someone. tool of last resort, of course, but when you have tried diplomacy and threats, smacking them is still on the table.
@@Yal_Rathol DIPLOMACY HAS FAILED
TEAM! UNITE UP!
(Roger!)
@@francescolombardi3438 oh trust me, squad-action would have been involved, had the response not been required somewhat immediately. you don't think too clearly when a guy 2 feet taller than you has you pinned by the neck against a wall, i'm lucky my instinct was to go for the face and not freeze up if i'm honest, him recoiling was probably all that stopped me from getting brained against the brickwork.
@@Yal_Rathol No matter a person's size a human being will always go down getting hit in 3 specific spots. 1. back of the head (even if not knocked out, you can cause blindness and even dmg the nerve endings). 2. in the throat (last resort because death can happen if you crush it-and the force might snap the neck). 3. solar plexis/stomach
And a guy in the nuts. If you're a child, yes hit as hard as you can. As an adult. Do not. You might actually kill somebody.
"sees kid push classmate"
*time for a laddermatch kid*
Ok, but what about Heat Moves?
As long as they don't violate the "no items" rule. You get one.
Heat moves are good but holding downback in the corner and just knocking out some medium punches to build up that super meter before fucking annihilating that kid is better.
no items? well there goes my idea to swap the nails for chalk in that one heat move
Essence of Bully Smashing
Back in my days, corporal punishment by caning was a thing, and doesn't stop bullies. Pat's right; Most of the time(which will be 99%), bullies are usually the ones with the inflated, confident view of themselves, and think they can stomp on anyone because they can. Sure, we have the ones from "tragic" upbringings, but does that matter to the kid being beaten?
It's easy for people to say we have to be understand and be sympathetic to the bully's side when some of these people either never gone thru that hell getting bullied or were the bullies themselves. Get over yourselves.
If I would add something to Pat's proposal: If said bully does it again, bully resets the clock, therefore teacher gets to do that ONE. AGAIN. Until it is done(aka piece-of-shit bully fucking learns to stop).
Of course, eventually that might bring itself some new exploits, where the bullies can all like collude together in order to get around the system.
I was baffled when I heard the San Diego Zoo tiger story. I thought the SDZ was super secure. turns out it was in San Francisco so it makes sense.
The best part about this hypothetical is that it limits the teachers to one each but does not limit the students to how many ones they can receive. So you can have like 3 teachers spend their one on a single student over the course of an hour if they wanted
Kids can be cruel, Jack, and i'm very in touch with my inner child.
Do combos count as one? What about air juggling?
What about assists or hyper combo finishers with two of the other teachers does that use their ones up as well? Pat i think you are gonna have to work shop this a bit.
as long as it's 1 combo, it might count
@@francescolombardi3438 You also can't drop the combo or else you've waste your one shot.
"They just get 1"
Per month? Per year?! Per school?!?!
Just one.
I'm guessing 1 per career, cause another one after that would probably ruin your chances at getting rehired
Francesco Lombardi id go for one per school, but like you get locked in for a bit after using the one so you can’t just hop schools beating the shit out of kids
Per kid, per day
@@codyblea3638 per kid, per class
15:07
Okay. One.
Proceeds to Dragon Install.
PROCEEDS TO TYRANT RAVE.
meanwhile, the band kids are providing the Instant Kill music
A story on one of the formative childhood events of my life. I remember I was on a field trip back in school. There was this one kid Niall who was such a fucking bully and he would do it to everyone. Our teacher at the time (who I won't name) was the most placid man possible, didn't have an ounce of anger in him. I remember a few weeks before trip his daughter died in a car accident or something. He'd still come in to work but he seemed off. The trip rolls round, since we're a small class he's the only member of staff with help from a parent who volunteered to come along. Niall is throwing shit at people on our bus, hitting the other kids but mainly targeting the one who's mum came with because she was as placid as our teacher and he thought he could get away with it. 2 hour bus trip ends with everyone wanting to kill Niall, we make our way to this old castle ground by the coast. Niall starts making jokes about the teachers daughter. We're the only group in this little walled off area, so teach grabs Niall by his shoulders, slams him against a wall, holds him there 2 feet off the air and screams in his face like a fucking titan. Both teacher and Niall don't say a word for the entire day and Niall looks pale and shaken.
I'm guessing no one said anything because the guy kept his job. All I know is Niall never laid a finger on anyone for the rest of school.
Teacher: It's Patch Day, mofo
(slam)
things i'd never thought i'd hear pat say: i'm to big.
It hits the back! You haven't been paying attention!
10:13 Woolie remising on the time he killed that guy in football.
I want to see a teacher Canadian destroyer a teenager.
Your honor, at the time, I believe he was giving me a form of applause on my arm, he was encouraging me to continue and that is what I'm did.
I had a very irrational fear that going to therapy wouldn't help because the person I'd be talking to would be a very judgemental person then hearing Pat have a degree in psychology really makes it palpible
All well and good till you see Mr. Miguel walking forward wiping his nose and laughing
When woolie said "tension gauge" I immediately thought of Gene from God Hand walking up to a small child and screaming as the brace comes off his arm and Broncobuster starts playing from the heavens as he yeets this fuckin kid into outer space.
I almost got suspended in middle school because one time a kid stabbed me in the back of the head with a pen because I crumpled up his paper airplane (he threw one at me earlier), then turned around and I adrenaline shoved him into a wall.
The dean talked to him first and he told her that I came over and beat him up and he stabbed me in self defense, and she chewed tf out of me for it.
I obviously had no idea what she was talking about and told her straight, had to go back and ask my classmates.
Found out later he left school in cuffs, apparently dude had been suspended for having a hit list the previous year.
Never made up with that guy, I think I only saw him once or twice in high school.
The best bully getting destroyed video is one from Australia/Newzealand where the kid who is larger than the bully who is scrawny, just powerbombs the bully into the pavement.
That one is old as balls, but God if it's not glorious.
It's so good!
Does anyone remember Bully Beatdown? The show where MMA fighters got to some bully's ass and the bullying victim got paid for it. It's even better that they weren't kids because we get to see grown men get humiliated.
That fucking "until it is done" with both of them saying it at the same time sent my side in geostable orbit.
Teachers should get pins depicting the renegade interrupt prompt to indicate their “one” is still yet to be spent.
Oh you hit one of my pet peeves.
poisonous = I bite it. I die
Venomous = It bites me. I die
not exactly if you want to be pedantic.
Venomous typically means it has to be injected typically on purpose... hit the bloodstream kind of thing. A bite probably being most common, but Lionfish use quills / spines, and Jellyfish use really small hair-like stingers that shoot out when the tendril is touched, and bees have barbed "tails".
Poisonous is a more general term and refers to a potentially life-threatening response to exposure. Frequently ingestion, but there are plants that produce saps or other substances that cause massive reactions from touch or inhalation. as well as ingestion.
I laughed a lot harder than I should have when, after a long conversation about adults assaulting children, Woolie paused, and then blurted out "how was our week?"
When i was in the 6th grade is was bullied heavily by two kids. The teacher at the time would completely enable these two by excusing their behavior or out right ignoring it. The first bully brought a gun to school in the 7th grade and was expelled. He is currently doing serving prison time for armed robbery of a jewelry store. The second bully about a year before graduating high school tired to rape a girl at gunpoint but she managed to slip the gun away and shot him in the leg. The victim reported the incident to the police so when tried receiving treatment at the emergency room he was arrested. He is currently serving prison time as well. I guess life caught up to them in the end.
Ah, harsh reality. The great karmic justice we crave.
Elmo only just lets Pat live, the real truth.
I hate it when Pat is only half wrong
Teacher walks in and sees the Children.
Teacher: This Semester's getting crazy! *hits projector* LETS LEARN!
Devil May Learn
PAT HAS A DEGREE IN PSYCHOLOGY?!
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@@grifferman Old and gold.
The problem with only one, is the item hoarding mind goblin wouldn't let you ever use it! You gotta hoarde that one punch for the final boss bully!
Bully to get Bodied
You know. That policy is perfect, because you don't necessarily have to cash in to install fear.
Teacher walks up to the bully:
"...." "You know I haven't cashed in mine yet Cody... and you have ranked above on my list since last year. Let this be the first and final warning, because if I catch you bullying once again, Im not telling you when I'll snap and I'll just go for it.... Anyway, we'll begin the class now."
To be honest I'll never get tired of Woolie connecting everything back to fighting games
The only tragedy was that the tiger was killed. FOR THEIR STUPIDITY!
Well, that, and people worry that he will start practicing air moves now that he learned he can do them.
@@lemeres2478 The zookeepers walk in one day and see the tiger in his enclosure practicing air combos on an object and practicing hit confirming into a super
Are we talking about one Ryu Forward strong or one Galactica Phantom cause I’d be a teacher just for the latter
I love the idea of kids living in fear of teachers with frame 1 invincible supers
It would seem that pat has never heard of how discipline kids in Caribbean school have you by chance heard of that good ol switch
My dad had English, beaten into him by Catholic nuns, in Colorado.
That kid in Australia (maybe New Zealand) who was taller but skinny picks on the chubby kid until the chubby kid realizes his strength and tombstones the bully, and he gets up all hurt and shit.
Dude, if i saw one of my teachers shoryuken a bully, i'd be so fucking hyped
5:32 For Elmo
“This is a tiny animal.”
*is 2/3 of Pat*
Daily dose. Thanks, Doc.
Hey, someone has to do hazardous waste jobs, thinking people are idiots for not wanting a relatively large paycheck for an entry level job.
Sammael Azrael
True, but the thing is there is a high pay check involved with that... the fuck is fucking with a tiger getting you but maybe clout?
I was bullied in middle school and once one person traits you like shit everyone else does. So one day I walk in and beat the dog shit out of the guy who was the worst to me. I got suspended for 2 days and when I came back everyone was really friendly to me. Crazy.
Can you believe Pat now plays TWO characters on westworld?
Principal: they are annoying, whiny, without mercy. But you.... you will be worse. Teach and tear... UNTIL IT IS DONE!
I was bullied relentlessly in middle school because I was already going through puberty and called me "cavewoman". They also called me "demented" and "weirdo".
The whole group that picked on me was really fucking into making me cry. They stole my things, pulled at my hair, and just kept verbally making fun of me.
The way it stopped REALLY still makes me feel bad because I did NOT intend for that mess to go down. REALLY did not expect that huge range of ISS and detentions.
>be me, in the 3rd grade
>getting beat the fuck up by some angry punk
>eventually get tossed to the ground
>kid finally calms down and suddenly gasps
>still doesn't notice the blinking *" Go! "* sign above my head
>" Oh my god! Are you okay? "
*BUSTER WOLF*
lol @ the irony of one of Pat's bullies having been named "Matthew".
You ever see that video of two teenagers fighting on a school field, then the security guard sprints over and full-force crash tackles them both to the ground? Pat would probably get a kick out of that.
Title of this video should have been "everybody gets one against a bully" lol
Every teacher gets access to one Heroic Brutality.