And to think, Woolie was *_this_* close to getting his own Stand from a flamboyant David Bowie looking vampire head attached to the body of a sunlight channeling punch guy. Shame Woolie didn't believe in gravity hard enough.
@@dissonanceparadiddle They're just JoJo references to a particular character in Part 6. If you're not familiar then it'll make sense once you've seen/read Stone Ocean. Unless you specifically mean what I was saying, which I could explain in a spoiler light way if needed.
Just imagine, there is another timeline where Woolie never broke free and stayed in the church, Pat became one of those weirdos who's obsessed with aliens and wears tinfoil, and the two of them never met. Really makes you appreciate the current timeline we're in, doesn't it?
Don't forget that in that timeline woolie would have never learned about maddentown and how his family is one geneticaly hereditary super power away from becoming the jamaican joestars
Pathfinder Savant Nah, according to the podcast where they talk about maddentow their issue is the exact opposite of the uchihas: there might be to many of them out there
sure, and call me greedy but I still long for the timeline where pat, woolie, matt, and liam are all still friends and working together. That was a golden age of content.
Pat: ".... I actually have never seen the X-Files... because at the time of its airing... I thought it was stupid that they would make a TV show about something so serious." Woolie: "Ohhhhhhhhh nooooooo. Oh nooo!" i HOWLED. CACKLED at woolie's reaction, both when a watched this clip, and AGAIN when the podcast came out. holy SHIT
"They'd probably be ruling everything already if they could do that shit" "Well they are" The insane world that Pat lives in provides these laser focused moment's of insight to hypotheticals. Also sALL
Everything after part 6 Jojo is technically an Isekai, If you wanted to get really technical, part 4 had some Isekai elements. It even had a truck/ambulance
Woolie talking about the drone shows reminds me of Arthur C. Clark’s 3rd Law “Any sufficiently advanced technology is indistinguishable from magic.” Of course it’s not magic but it still stirs a sense of an awe and wonder.
Macguyver Bond If you’re talking about Issac Asimov he wrote the 3 Laws of Robotics. Clark’s three laws were sort of rules he made for himself when writing futuristic fiction.
What? That’s like saying any animal that flies is a bird. Balloons fly by buoyancy. Planes fly by mechanical lift. But now that I think about it, you *could* make the argument that all boats are balloons.
8:58 And if it's someone like, say, your step-dad who says it repeatedly on a daily basis whenever you make even the slightest mistake, it'll stick with you and effect every single aspect of your life for years to come! Hooray!
I love how woolie saying he's the only one who got out of the hyper religious ways of his family means that he's cannonically the defunct woolie who wasn't programmed correctly and because of that managed to escape
If we do truly encounter aliens anytime soon, we can still count on Jeff Goldblum to deal with them--not to fight them, but rather entice them with his otherworldly charisma.
Alright, so the reason this particular sighting is notable beyond the US goverment confirmation; is that not only was it seen by pilots in their fancy tracking software, but by other officers on the ground at the time. All of them reported it basically just looking like a sleek metal tube/ovaloid object, and more importantly, it made instant turns and changhes in direction at high speeds, went underwater, etc. That's something that's not just not possible via current tech, but via physics as we know it. The turns and water stuff doesn't show up in the tracking software feed, but it moving at those insanely high speeds does.
the thing is, if you see a weird thing happen in the sky, there are really only three likely answers. 1, atmospheric interference. 2, some human made a weird thing fly. 3, a missile test gone WAY THE HELL WRONG.
The older I get the less I believe in aliens and I hope to see aliens when I'm 80 so I could scream at my grandkids "Look kids Aliens! I'm not crazy you little shits! Let me go!" then they'll take me back to the nursing home
Woolie was chosen to be Hokage and burn the world down cause of influential families. Now he is determined to bring about revolutions, be the hokage who lives in the Woolie-hole, and dye the world in Woolie-bait.
Their is actually a scientific theory that was created a long time ago that’s been adapted into Quantum Science. A long story short (and it’s VERY long) is that higher up in dimensions things become more singular. The theory that gravity is a part of this is part of it. Gravity is believed to come from another dimension and it radiates down into lower ones. Called Emissions because they come down spread into weaker smaller versions a shadow of its true form in a sense. So reality as we see it isn’t reality as each thing is only a radiating copy of something higher up the chain. So at the top would be a God like figure or figures. The First of everything and it radiates down the chain to us like how we create 3D worlds on paper. The line from God “I am what I am” becomes more profound in this sense because “God is because everything else isn’t”
20:03-20:27 I laugh so much at and re-watch so often this clip/quote, it's a bit underrated; I believe he meant *"hours"* but the Freudian slip that results is *legendary.*
During my impressionable years, a small part of me believed the plausibility of the Percy Jackson series. Mainly because I had no blood related father so I was super suspicious of wether or not we actually had gods just hanging around
15:28-17:11 Woolie is actually *even more* justified, strangely, in his Dean Cain/Paul Gross mix up; after one search and a little scrolling, a Chicago Tribune article from *1995,* titled *"WHO'S THE NICE-GUY HERO IN THE RED SUIT?"* describes the *comparison* of the *mountie to Superman,* coincidentally enough.
Pat's reaction to Woolie bringing up the X-Files, the realization that he has to actually admit to one of his best friends of many years that he thought the X-Files was an affront to UFO-believer-kind because it *didn't take UFOs seriously enough* is just, chef's kiss, perfection.
When the U.S. government, the king of having their fingers in everyone pies says *"Lol we have no idea"* then that's a sign you are looking at some weird shit.
Funny how I had a similar experience to Pat. I used to be really into WWE as a kid/teen, but one day my mom was like "It's not real you know." At the time I acted like I always knew and didn't care, but I lost interest after that moment slowly but surely. It was like that one sentence killed all the magic for me. So, thanks mom...
Time has never sped up or gone fast to me. its always stayed at the same pace, or just slows down. sometimes it even can loop in on itself because time is circular. although unfortuntaely it less shuffling off a mortal coil and more just recycling your matter
I feel for woolie. I grew up in a very catholic house in northern ireland, I am the only one who broke away from that thought process. At the time my whole family treated me like I was betraying them.
These guys talk about magic seem to forget about wifi and videos, i mean you can basically come to the middle ages with wifi and videos and tell them you are opening a dimension of alternate realities
This reminds me of that song on the Nier Automata soundtrack named "The end of the unknown", which is just....such a depressing concept to think about.
If I can't get severely injured for a second or two of flashy bright lights and a loud bang, why the *_FUCK_* would I even breathe in the general direction of that?
Pat: "Have you noticed time is moving faster?"
Woolie: "Yeah, you know why."
Me: *A L I T T L E B I T C L O S E R T O H E A V E N*
"I respect the first human to have eaten a mushroom..."
"North latitude, 28 degrees, 24 minutes, West longitude 80 degrees, 36 minutes..."
And to think, Woolie was *_this_* close to getting his own Stand from a flamboyant David Bowie looking vampire head attached to the body of a sunlight channeling punch guy. Shame Woolie didn't believe in gravity hard enough.
@@WandererRedux I know this is a JoJo reference..... But also what is this a reference of for the podcast?
@@dissonanceparadiddle
They're just JoJo references to a particular character in Part 6. If you're not familiar then it'll make sense once you've seen/read Stone Ocean. Unless you specifically mean what I was saying, which I could explain in a spoiler light way if needed.
Just imagine, there is another timeline where Woolie never broke free and stayed in the church, Pat became one of those weirdos who's obsessed with aliens and wears tinfoil, and the two of them never met.
Really makes you appreciate the current timeline we're in, doesn't it?
Don't forget that in that timeline woolie would have never learned about maddentown and how his family is one geneticaly hereditary super power away from becoming the jamaican joestars
@@arthurgomes5188 Not the Island Uchihas?
Pathfinder Savant Nah, according to the podcast where they talk about maddentow their issue is the exact opposite of the uchihas: there might be to many of them out there
sure, and call me greedy but I still long for the timeline where pat, woolie, matt, and liam are all still friends and working together. That was a golden age of content.
bones I recognized the first 3 names but who tf is [REDACTED]??
Pat: ".... I actually have never seen the X-Files... because at the time of its airing... I thought it was stupid that they would make a TV show about something so serious."
Woolie: "Ohhhhhhhhh nooooooo. Oh nooo!"
i HOWLED. CACKLED at woolie's reaction, both when a watched this clip, and AGAIN when the podcast came out. holy SHIT
"They'd probably be ruling everything already if they could do that shit"
"Well they are"
The insane world that Pat lives in provides these laser focused moment's of insight to hypotheticals.
Also sALL
"Let's raid Area 51. They can't stop all of us!"
*government brings out one good doggo*
"They were more prepared than we could have ever anticipated!"
That dog was clearly a stand user
@@zigmus00A
You mean Iggy?
Pat: I didn't watch X-files because I didn't like that they made a show out of something so serious.
Me: Bwahahaha
seriously crazy talk x10
this also makes all the times him and mat bring up x-files bizarre
Putting up the clip before the preview video? This is uncharted territory.
They're breaking new ground here!
This is from an older podcast...
@@TheGrizzlo503 this is from yesterday
@@zackkewley6032 live in the moment, dude.
Actually, I remember this happening once with the old podcast. New ground for CSB, I suppose
"Have you noticed time is moving faster?"
Pat needs to stop taking acid before he does these.
If Aliens come here technically are they in an isekai? bloody space weebs.
So you're saying District 9 is an isekai.
Is Cowboy Bebop an isekai?
@@TheMilhouseExperience is mayonnaise an isekai?
@@dissonanceparadiddle No Dissonance Paradiddle, mayonnaise isn't an isekai. No, horseradish isn't an isekai either.
Everything after part 6 Jojo is technically an Isekai,
If you wanted to get really technical, part 4 had some Isekai elements.
It even had a truck/ambulance
[Crazy Talk] activates Woolie's hidden pyrophilia.
Hidden?
❔
"I'm a part of the 10% that doesn't have a vivid imagination" -Pat, literally like the same podcast episode I think
Woolie talking about the drone shows reminds me of Arthur C. Clark’s 3rd Law “Any sufficiently advanced technology is indistinguishable from magic.” Of course it’s not magic but it still stirs a sense of an awe and wonder.
601JT I think you’re mixing your science fiction authors there a little.
Macguyver Bond If you’re talking about Issac Asimov he wrote the 3 Laws of Robotics. Clark’s three laws were sort of rules he made for himself when writing futuristic fiction.
CIA: Okay so this weird object is probably an odd balloon but we are not sure what it actually is.
Pat: HERE'S OUR CHANCE FOR AN ALL OUT ATTACK
At some level *any* aircraft is kinda like a balloon.
What? That’s like saying any animal that flies is a bird.
Balloons fly by buoyancy.
Planes fly by mechanical lift.
But now that I think about it, you *could* make the argument that all boats are balloons.
I like how Woolie and Pat are perfectly aware how tv programs manipulates the viewer, but still fall for it.
I feel you, its dumb but cool shit from time to time
That's literally how ads work
Seeing a bullet doesn't necessarily let you dodge it
11:34 Pat closes his eyes, mentally preparing himself for what he is about to say.
Independence Day is a gateway movie to 40k.
Many people think of Event Horizon as the kinda precursor to the Warp and Chaos.
8:58 And if it's someone like, say, your step-dad who says it repeatedly on a daily basis whenever you make even the slightest mistake, it'll stick with you and effect every single aspect of your life for years to come!
Hooray!
cbreezy1221121 You uh... You doin alright there buddy? Wanna talk about it?
Can relate.
Hopefully you can ascend to the stage where you just dismiss everything they say as a likely fabrication
Pat saying if he got amnesia this podcast would be a riot like crazy talk doesn’t already exist
Pat talking about "My dad talked sense into me"
I thought when pat mentioned that before, he was like 12, not "Just before I met you guys"
he later says in this clip he was around 16 and a half, so still a little ways from college life, where he met them.
If you look close, you notice he still said "you guys" despite woolie being the only guy left.
And my heart broke just a little bit more writing that.
No preview clip and the title got fucked up
We really going all in
Arby W. sALL IN baby!
I love how woolie saying he's the only one who got out of the hyper religious ways of his family means that he's cannonically the defunct woolie who wasn't programmed correctly and because of that managed to escape
Pat: "Woolie. ALL IN."
Woolie: "No... Not like this. Not like this."
If we do truly encounter aliens anytime soon, we can still count on Jeff Goldblum to deal with them--not to fight them, but rather entice them with his otherworldly charisma.
im loving this reveal that Pat was a crazy tinfoil hat guy
*Alien hypnotise pats dad*
“PaT tHiS Is s0M3 Sh!t”
*Secrecy 100*
25:00 top tier reaction
Alright, so the reason this particular sighting is notable beyond the US goverment confirmation; is that not only was it seen by pilots in their fancy tracking software, but by other officers on the ground at the time. All of them reported it basically just looking like a sleek metal tube/ovaloid object, and more importantly, it made instant turns and changhes in direction at high speeds, went underwater, etc. That's something that's not just not possible via current tech, but via physics as we know it. The turns and water stuff doesn't show up in the tracking software feed, but it moving at those insanely high speeds does.
Woolie realizing his world is collapsing as he learns if Pat's past is the best. "Oh god the internet is right!"
The goblins: UFO division.
27:40 -- One of my favorite messages on shirts i've ever seen: "Demolitions Expert. If you see me running, try to keep up."
I'll just wait to listen to the full podcast.
the thing is, if you see a weird thing happen in the sky, there are really only three likely answers.
1, atmospheric interference.
2, some human made a weird thing fly.
3, a missile test gone WAY THE HELL WRONG.
This episode is just a friendly reminder that whilst Pat is a scrub troll his Dad is the Truth!
Dude's got some good lore.
The older I get the less I believe in aliens and I hope to see aliens when I'm 80 so I could scream at my grandkids "Look kids Aliens! I'm not crazy you little shits! Let me go!" then they'll take me back to the nursing home
When woolie sees fire he burns with sexual energy.
Woolie just goes "FEEL THE HEAT!"
Woolie was chosen to be Hokage and burn the world down cause of influential families. Now he is determined to bring about revolutions, be the hokage who lives in the Woolie-hole, and dye the world in Woolie-bait.
The Village Hidden in the Woolie-Hole.
Of which Woolie is the Holekage.
Woolie, stay humble.
18:38. Now I'm laughing my ass off picturing a "grey" tickling Pat's ball under the desk during this podcast! Lmao!
science is proof of god is a very interesting and possibly the most compelling of religious views
Their is actually a scientific theory that was created a long time ago that’s been adapted into Quantum Science. A long story short (and it’s VERY long) is that higher up in dimensions things become more singular. The theory that gravity is a part of this is part of it. Gravity is believed to come from another dimension and it radiates down into lower ones. Called Emissions because they come down spread into weaker smaller versions a shadow of its true form in a sense. So reality as we see it isn’t reality as each thing is only a radiating copy of something higher up the chain. So at the top would be a God like figure or figures. The First of everything and it radiates down the chain to us like how we create 3D worlds on paper. The line from God “I am what I am” becomes more profound in this sense because “God is because everything else isn’t”
Pat wanting to meet aliens is just him wanting to meet his family again, he's missing them awww
20:03-20:27 I laugh so much at and re-watch so often this clip/quote, it's a bit underrated; I believe he meant *"hours"* but the Freudian slip that results is *legendary.*
27:34 Pyromaniac woolie has been added to the lore
It was always part of the lore, I remember him mentioning it during L.A. Noire
Yo I just realized, that Junes shirt is dope.
Where's this week's podcast?
During my impressionable years, a small part of me believed the plausibility of the Percy Jackson series. Mainly because I had no blood related father so I was super suspicious of wether or not we actually had gods just hanging around
All-in Pat was best Pat. Wish he stayed that way.
BTW when I saw the notification I thought they’re talking about Aliens at an new AEW show.
sALL IN!
19:13 ...... F*** they're on to me.
Releasing a podcast demo before the actual podcast.
15:28-17:11 Woolie is actually *even more* justified, strangely, in his Dean Cain/Paul Gross mix up; after one search and a little scrolling, a Chicago Tribune article from *1995,* titled *"WHO'S THE NICE-GUY HERO IN THE RED SUIT?"* describes the *comparison* of the *mountie to Superman,* coincidentally enough.
Pat's reaction to Woolie bringing up the X-Files, the realization that he has to actually admit to one of his best friends of many years that he thought the X-Files was an affront to UFO-believer-kind because it *didn't take UFOs seriously enough* is just, chef's kiss, perfection.
I had a similar conversation with my dad like two weeks ago about mixing up who played Benton Frazer on Due South. Like eerily similar.
it wasn't the band blink-182, it was the former lead singer Tom Delonge
but yeah that happened
Whenever I see goddamn irithil, I think "oh cool! dark souls 3 pvp", but then I watch the video.....
Lol happens to me occasionally as well
"Woolie, all in."
"Oh noooooo, its wrytarded!!!"
Woolies magic drones holds some water with the quote "Any sufficiently advanced technology is indistinguishable from magic"
Pat wants more magic in the world? Oh no, he's turning into Matt. This is like It Follows.
he's becoming what he hates
"Fireworks is almost like magic"
You guys are too slow, Plague drew this ages ago. As a matter of fact, had to go in to check: the video he did on Chirei and Imoya is 5 years old now.
It's funny how they kept calling Tom Delonge Blink 182, especially considering he left the band like 15 years ago.
Pat's lumpy body looks like Zoidberg
Honestly, we all should have seen the development of Kite-Man coming. Woolz is OBSESSED with the skies
On Beyond Belief is was James Brolin before Johnthan Frakes. I love that show and just rewatched it
Don't forget that the cable and phone companies killed fiber optics!
Pat:"I wish more stuff was magic"
Pat is magic was provably real, it wouldnt be interesting
i disagree, because i find a lot of real things fascinating.
I've only lost track of time once but that was likely because I was tired going home after working on 3D for a film. Also it was daytime >.>
This and the condom bit were absolute fucking gold, the stuff of legends.
Pentagon: Guys, we call it an *Unidentified* Flying Object because we don’t know what it is either…
Everyone else: but why tho?
so, we need fanart of Woolie and Bonefire-chan?
When the U.S. government, the king of having their fingers in everyone pies says
*"Lol we have no idea"* then that's a sign you are looking at some weird shit.
Fireworks 2: An Actual Electric Boogaloo
Forgot to tip your fedora, Woolie.
24:47-25:31 amazing reaction from Pat
This is an incredibly reveling episode for pat
Jesus autocorrect. *revealing
Funny how I had a similar experience to Pat. I used to be really into WWE as a kid/teen, but one day my mom was like "It's not real you know." At the time I acted like I always knew and didn't care, but I lost interest after that moment slowly but surely. It was like that one sentence killed all the magic for me.
So, thanks mom...
This is a good clip.
This is a very good clip.
Time has never sped up or gone fast to me. its always stayed at the same pace, or just slows down. sometimes it even can loop in on itself because time is circular.
although unfortuntaely it less shuffling off a mortal coil and more just recycling your matter
Looks like woolie listened to the recent joe rogan podcast too
Pat Stoklasa
considering the recent news this is great
I feel for woolie. I grew up in a very catholic house in northern ireland, I am the only one who broke away from that thought process. At the time my whole family treated me like I was betraying them.
I like the scp foundation too. mainly for the stories and concepts.
Wait, the clips are going up before the full podcast?
What is this?
25:00 absolute genius
These guys talk about magic seem to forget about wifi and videos, i mean you can basically come to the middle ages with wifi and videos and tell them you are opening a dimension of alternate realities
This is why you never go ALL IN.
Wollie is just as far off the rails as Pat confirmed. We live in a weird timeline.
This reminds me of that song on the Nier Automata soundtrack named "The end of the unknown", which is just....such a depressing concept to think about.
Woolie of the frenzied flame
Idk why i didn't recognize this before but is that a Modal Soul vinyl cover on Woolie's wall?
3:14 Now I'm imagining a scenario of the guy in Memento just shitting his pants. Thanks, Pat, I hate it.
From 27:00 onward. @Heirofpink when do we get a Castle Superbeast x RWBY outta this shit?
Pay find new ways to disappoint Woolie.
:P
First rule of Alien conspiracy analysis. You NEVER trust authority figures. Pat could of been one of the greatest.
If I can't get severely injured for a second or two of flashy bright lights and a loud bang, why the
*_FUCK_*
would I even breathe in the general direction of that?
For God's sake Woolie and Pat, just kiss already. The sexual tension is killing me here!
The blink 182 guy that leaked the photo isn’t in the band anymore but they did put out an album that month
It was Getter rays being collected by scientists Woolie
"wakanda doesn't tickle my balls" -pat
I've something In the sky before.