Woman Protests Statue of The Loch Ness Monster
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- Опубликовано: 20 сен 2023
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Imagine the videos Joel could create if he had an imagination
Ah, the struggle of non creatives
I cannot.
I also was born without an imagination.
What if he even had two!
I can't even imagine.
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Without the text blurbs at the bottom I would have never understood what was happening because I also was born without an imagination. Thank you Later That.
I also had trouble understanding, but I blame my racist ears for not hearing through the incredibly thick accents of both actors.
So glad you're enjoying Scotland, Joel. I'm so so sorry that you had trouble with this very authentic local with a very authentic local accent. Nessie is known to be very generous with their money (Australian Dollars) and spends a lot of time giving back to the local community.
Dollerydoos?
As a fellow Scot I too was impressed with the uhm... "authentic local accent", as you call it.
@@JonesySurvivedSounds like a standard Orkney to me.
@rinoz47 funny it says translate to English as 'dollars'
When I was in Scotland someone asked me to give the accent a go but I declined v.v
This is a deeply tragic look into the mind of someone with aphantasia. Thank you Joel for highlighting the struggles of our most vulnerable
Ok cool. I knew there’s an actual condition where you can’t create mental images but forgot the name
@@maximummax29 Right now I am imagining a person sitting there not able to create mental images. These emoji are for you, aphantasiaists!
You just reminded me of a woman I met recently, who I was head over heels for, but with whom I made an ass of myself, causing her to disappear. I can only imagine the joy we might've shared, wasn't I such a big fat dummy.
Imagine having aphantasia
I have it. When i realized i had it the scariest realization was that when someone else pictured someone else in the head while making love it wasnt a metaphor. Those bastards 😂😂
If being an unreliable friend isn't a crime, I don't know what is.
murder
@@BobertJoeno that’s actually legal
Uh, racially- and religiously-motivated genocide?
I didn't know Joel had GENOCIDIANS in his audience!!!?¡??! UNSUBSCRIBEd for Joel's platformjng and HEARTING of a real life genocider.
😡.
@@Yggdrasil9872eating Ketchup potato chips
@@thegreygoblin5165you’re missing out. Always salty and crispy, basically fries
I never even thought such cruelty could exist. This statue should be given a life sentence.
Just ask yourself why the media won't report this.
*WHAT ARE THEY TRYING TO HIDE!?!?*
"This is as good as photographic evidence because I have no imagination" is such a great line! I'll be thinking about this line for the rest of my life
I knew an elderly African-American gentleman who had a similar experience, but the monster kept asking to borrow $3.50 even when he refused.
Tree fiddy?
Realizing real quick that I never knew what tree fiddy Loch Ness monster was referencing or where it was from, but must’ve subconsciously pulled from it hahah
@@Joel-Haveryour video almost needs a disclaimer letting people know. something like
"I DIDN'T KNOW THE ROUND CARTOON CHILDREN MADE THIS JOKE SORRY"
@@Joel-Haver That honestly makes it better. It's like there is this urban legend that Nessie is always looking to borrow 3 or 4 bucks from people.
@@Joel-Haver Wait until you hear about this family of bears whose son only wants to dance! 😂
This has been really eye opening. I won't be lending my money to any sea monsters anytime soon! Thank you for the heads up.
As far as my own experience with sea monsters can say. They where always very reliable about their debts. It's hard out there getting a job as a sea monster so my hat is off to them for their somewhat stable economics.
They can be sketch at times
Why not? She paid her back! Didn't you see the picture?!
That’s racist bro don’t generalize, it’s just the loch ness monster u gotta look out for
@DontReadMyProfilePicture.104 I did not?
I'm so sorry for that unfortunate man who has no imagination. My heart goes out.
I can't imagine what he must be going through. Neither can he. Tragic.
@manusterra1236 Your heart goes out? Why? Where is it going out to? The club? How dare your heart abandon its duties to your other organs?! What betrayal!
I can’t even imagine what that’s like
What a nice lady, letting him borrow $4 when he only needed about 3.50
😂😂😂
inflation
"Tree fiddy".
At the time, it was 3.50 in GBP
It was a pleasure watching Joel accurately convey my countries history
Scotland truly is a melting pot, this Swedish woman running a tourist shop is proof that anyone can make a life for themselves here
Bwahahahahah
Don't let her near Big Foot
Big Foot is still grieving the loss of Leonard Nimoy and must be protected from this woman's clear and biased harassment!
Used to be he'd only ask for $3.50. Inflation, man. 😥
I know, Right?
Why lie for? The picture clearly showed Nessy giving it back! How rude!!!!
More channels should cover stories like this- what the big news stations don't show us. These are the issues the average person has to deal with.
really makes u Think, WHY isnt the Mainstream covering This? Hmm.. 🤔
@@joshuahughes4704 I think we all know…
I knew it, I just knew it! @@RoachDoggJr2
Take the statue down. It doesn't even look like the real Nessy in Joel's drawing.
Plainly, the artists who made the statue had imagination, awhile the one who drew the picture doesn't, so, you have logically won the right to go knock the statue down yourself.
I was wearing a kilt walking around London once and a Londoner shouted 'The Loch Ness Monster doesn't exist!'. I love to think of him wracking his brain for the most insulting thing he could say to a Scottish person
Why tf were you doing that?
Walking around london with a kilt on is possibly the least scottish thing i've ever heard of.
@@seldom_bucket it was right after a wedding
@@wildist ah, that makes sense.
If it wasn't for that i'd assume only americans did stuff like that.
Man, inflation be hitting everyone. Used to be he only asked for Tree Fitty. But 4 BUCKS?! Just wow
All your stuff with @watersilk is adorable
I didn't realize what channel posted this until she said "$4" and total believed that it happened. I'm so happy.
Yeah, I legit thought it was real too. The production looked legit lol
"cuckoos banana land" Joel is such a poetic man of wise words
Pretty imaginative line for a guy with no imagination 🤨. I don't believe his photographic depiction of the event one bit! This news story is clearly biased.
When they revealed that he has no imagination, I immediately realized that cuckoos banana land is real…and Joel has seen it
Even the commitment to publishing this in square format was not lost. Nice job Joel.
My heart goes out to Joel and his condition, I can't imagine what it must be like
Tiana’s delivery is always so good
She has an amazing accent
@@RoachDoggJr2 I stand corrected
For non-Scots maybe.
Yoooo! We live in Edinburgh, glad you're exploring the Lochs!
I want her to narrate my life.
Just imagine the possibilities of having an imagination. 🤯
"crap crap crap, she's full of crap, might as well delete what she said because shes full of crap" and "sure i believe her, if youre talking about in coo coo bananas land where everything is a lie" are now going to be part of my vocabulary
It took me way too long to realize this was uploaded by Joel and not an actual news channel... The music and formatting was too spot-on 😅
"Wee broken old statue" would be a _devastating_ insult in the right context. I can't wait to find a tiny grandpa in an antagonistic mood.
No one realizes what Joel has to struggle with every day having no imagination. 😔
Can't imagine what that's like.
The Loch Ness monster borrowed $4. Just genius.
As a former roommate of the Loch Ness Monster, I can safely say that it does indeed borrow money and never returns it.
is this just adding lore to the south park skit? lol
Now we just need a channel called "Before Those"
I grew up just about 15 mins drive from that statue. Based on her accent I'd say she's from the local area but is having a stroke. Seek immediate medical attention!
A Joel video a day keeps the sadness away
This feels like The Onion this so good
Gives me Pokémon Go Fight Caught on Camera vibes mixed with like a JonTron bit
Not only are we able to rely on any at all new videos being absolutely hilarious, weird AF, and just all around Joel-tastic... sometimes, it'll go above and beyond any of that, and a true masterpiece, such as this comes along. Legitimately had me tearing up and even gasping for air, from laughing so goddamn hard
Wow I can't believe the one and only Joel Haver is in Scotland! Thank you for visiting, hope the locals are treating you well. Although, how did your character manage to think of "coo coo bananas land where everything is a lie" without any imagination. I am suspicious.
That was so good!, One of my favorites' so far. "Oh sure, I believe her... if you're talking about believing her in Koo-Koo Banana's land... where everything's a lie" Had me dying
Haha that’s the best part so childish but hilarious
Goodlongpee vibes and I love it
This is the best Loch Ness documentary made since Scooby-Doo! and the Loch Ness Monster.
The production value of the background music alone won me over. Your video editing skills never cease to impress Joel! How did you create such a subtle and gripping sonic masterpiece without an imagination?!
The nose ring was a good touch. Without that she wouldn't have looked like a crazy person who would protest everything and anything.
I was just at Loch Ness two days ago on vacation, I had no idea this was such a serious topic. Thank you for bringing this to everyone's attention Joel!
As someone who has aphantasia myself, this is pretty rock hard evidence.
I don't imagine you actually have aphantasia.
@@trublgrl It's hard for me to see as well sometimes.
The most unrealistic part of this sketch is that the Loch Ness Monster would use dollars and not pounds.
Wow! You're an official artist channel now Joel! You really DO do everything!
I cannot believe that Nessie would do this. I one dropped my children in the water for supervision from the Loch Ness Monster and I got them back fine though they gave them to the hospital for some reason. Doctors said the children were dead but this is just from the excitement of meeting Loch Mess Monster I’m sure!
The music, the transitions, the captions so spot on.
Joel - you should have given her $4 - I want grandchildren.
Give him a break. He's doin the best he can.
Thank you, Joel;, for calling attention to this important problem. ! There really should be more medical research done to help those of us born without imagination.
Gripping stuff. Thank you so much for sharing.
This changed my life.
Glad to see the Good Long Pee, GLP, content leaking out into Joel's main channel.
These videos never fail to make my day
That damn Nessy. Never pays you back. Remember when they asked for about $3.50 from Chef??
That was Chef’s dad
No one has ever credibly confirmed the existence of four dollars.
I love it when one of my favourite sporadic uploaders randomly uploads a video. Such an unexpected joy.
Now this is the cutting edge investigative reporting you need to do more of!
She spoke normally till she went into shock, this is the result of betrayal
I'm reminded of the whole "I physically can't sweat" excuse. :P
Hope youve been able to do a few distillery tours while youre in the country or at least did while you were.
I think my favourite part of the Highlands is the fact no matter where you are it always feels like its the arse end of nowhere.
This should become a series
the fact that it's called "later that" is top tier
The music really sells it
"later that" - "now this". Love it
Awwh, as a canadian in scotland, it feels cathartic knowing you're somewhere nearby Joel.
Hope you're having a good time here
"Sure I believe her... If you're talking about believing her in coo-coo bananas land, where everything is a lie."
ROASTED
Joel can't conjure an apple in his head
the loch ness monster should sue whoever made that statue.
They didn't portray it's iconic hat, since the guy literally can't make shit up, the hat is absolutely real
I have never heard such a solid statement built around having no imagination. amazing!
Gone are the days where the bus fare is $3.50... :cry:
Great job presenting a fair story with both opposing sides engaging in a dialog.
She has done a great job advertising her store
US Dollars?
In Scotland?
I think both of them are lying
I'm pretty sure it's actually australian Dollars
@@dd7896 Could be Canadian, could be Neusyland. Where's Nessie gonna put it? In his pockets? And how? He's got no thumbs.
Did I just assume their gender? Has anyone ever sexed a diplodocus? Once a cloaca gets above a certain size I'm going nowhere near it to find out.
You know inflation has hit when the goddamn loch ness monster is asking for 4 bucks instead of tree fiddy
Nice to see Joel to visit my country!
This parody is too perfect 😭 thank you Joel and company.
The fact you went with $4 instead of bout tree fiddy is a nice touch
Unbelievable. Why are they dealing in dollars when in Scotland. FFS.
That Scottish/Romanian/Swedish/Irish lady seemed lovely.
He used to ask for $3.50. Inflation
The "Now This" format is just chef's 😘
this is golden joel
A balanced video -- it's nice that both sides got a chance to share their well thought out views.
being scottish, this hurts 😭
First the Dollar Tree goes up a quater and now the damn Loch Ness Monster wants 50 cents more than usual.
Goddamn didn’t realise you were on my home soil Joel, enjoy Scotland bro 🍻🙌🏻
That's one authentic Scottish lass. Interestingly Nessy trades in USD these days. Enjoy bonnie Scotland.
Pure Art
"Later That" is really good.
I just wanna say that Loch Ness has always been reliable to me. Only one who showed up to my birthday party in 2016
Love the stock background music lol
She is the most Irish Scot I have ever heard.