Chris Jackson, the Crafty Cockney You can't trust Chris He's a little bit werrrr, a little bit weyyyyyy, a little bit arrrrgggh. He's a geezer. He'll nick anything.
I'm pretty impressed at the effort PW put in. He was in his 40s when he wrote this sketch and it was targeted at adults, yet he decided to learn what cards are valuable and what aren't in a kids' card game
Filmed in Edinburgh? You sure - looks more like over the border in Middlesbrough to me - the cooling towers in the background don't exactly seem typical of the Edinburgh skyline for a start.
@@yurikorosal4813 100% sure - they filmed a lot of that series around Middlesbrough - Chip Cobb the deaf stuntman is filmed around the old Middlesbrough dock
This was posted twelve years ago, and it occurs to me that it really tells you how much the world has gone to the bad that I'm thinking Chris the Cockney might actually be a better parent -- because he teaches children valuable lessons -- than most ACTUAL parents today. That thought disturbs me.😕
People have been saying this for every generation since Plato: the state of parenting hasn't suddenly gone to shit, you're just getting old (and bitter).
@samwise7538 I'm guessing you're a parent, giving himself a pat on the back. Just remember, children are like farts -- you always think your own are sweet, but everybody else's stink the place out. Something to keep in mind the first time the police bring Junior home.
it disturbs me that you believe this shit you're telling yourself. what specific examples of parenting - which must also function as provable general trends for your argument to function - do you personally know that are worse examples to children than a thief?
decent but not completely accurate transcription by a New Zealander - ‘scuse me, mister - Not now son, I’m working. - Please would you (look?) after my Pokemon cards, right, I gotta skateboard over there, ‘cause I can’t trust any of my mates (friends). - Well you can’t trust me, either. - But you’re an adult! - Listen, if you gimme them cards, I will nick (steal) them, alright? - You’re funny, you are. - No, I’m not. I’m ‘orrible. I’m a little bit werrr, a little bit weird, a little bit shushushushu (i.e dodgy) - I’m (dodgy?), I’m a geezer. I will nick (steal) anything, I am a total (inaudible). - (laugh) - You’re not supposed to know that word. - Just PLEASE look after them, I’ll be over there and back in a minute. - Listen, son, it’s a dog-eat-dog world, and I will eat your dog. - What? - Nahhh, look I’ll tell you what, I’m only joking, look, just this once, as a favour t’ you, ‘cause you’re a cheeky little sod (something along the lines of ‘fucker’), right, I’ll do it. Come on. Give ‘em here. Right, let’s see, what’ve you got in here anyway? Alright, let’s have a look - oooh, Mewtwo! I’ll have that. Nice. Nice, yeah… Ooh, Charizard, yesss, ooh, no, no, no, rubbish, rubbish, (genji?), don’t want that… Pikachu?! Get out. Lovely. I(‘d) told you I’d to this, didn’t I?. Go on. Go on. Haven’t you got a Vaporeon in here? Go on, go and play on your skateboard. Ooh, Snorlax, I’ll have that. 0:00 Come here! (Save you your time?), (I’ll) have this here, have your pocket (child? monsters?)
if they(the yanks) knew the meaning behind his character then they should find it funny. not as if they didn't have pokemon cards over there. then again the comedy over there is on such a low level compared to here they probably don't even know what funny is.@@bioodilne9680
I suppose it's not funny if something similar has happened to you. Really, I think it's quite sick humour - not like a legitimately (and naturally) funny exchange where you don't have to force a laugh to convince yourself it's funny.
something similar happened to you? A bloke said dont give 'x' here or ill nick 'em and you handed them over? I think that'd make you a victim of your own stupidity
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I respect the fact that they actually called rare and impressive pokemon cards for Chris to steal from the kids deck, Commitment to the bit.
I loved early Aphex Twin.
I'm pretty impressed at the effort PW put in. He was in his 40s when he wrote this sketch and it was targeted at adults, yet he decided to learn what cards are valuable and what aren't in a kids' card game
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I suppose it's like research for writing a play or novel - like he sees his TV comedy as serious work.
@@Yolo_Swaggins parents are notorious for not understanding what their kids like. Dads in particular hardly know their kids' best friends' names
@@jeanpaulsinatra Except if their kids' friends are Korean and they're named Sun.
"Not now son, I'm working". Haha, love it. Typical Fast Show sketch, had you laughing within the first few seconds
I miss the Fast Show, it was an era in British comedy that will never be bettered
0:24 "I am a total - " "Ha Ha Ha!" "Your not supposed to know what word" LOL
"and *you're* not..."
@@Hellwyck I was quoting the line.
@@danielwilliamson6180 yes, we know you were quoting it. He was just pointing out that you spelt "you're" incorrectly.
@@saccerzd It was funny.
I lived in that area. That's West Street in St. Hilda's Middlesbrough
I typed "a little bit woh and a bit wey" ha ha
Mewtwo! Haha
Chris should star in the next Aviva ads! Perhaps extolling the value of house insurance whilst robbing someones property. How about it Paul?
Filmed in Edinburgh?
You sure - looks more like over the border in Middlesbrough to me - the cooling towers in the background don't exactly seem typical of the Edinburgh skyline for a start.
@@themaster-jp6sp fun fact if you dont already know
the middlesborough skyline inspired the intro scene for blade runner.
U sure m8? Not to be a bother but to be fair the cooling towers are not unique to Middlesbrough.
@@yurikorosal4813 100% sure - they filmed a lot of that series around Middlesbrough - Chip Cobb the deaf stuntman is filmed around the old Middlesbrough dock
@@apollo36uk they also used the Riverside Stadium to double as Arsenal's old home ground Highbury.
Have you not got vaporeon in here 😂
😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
Peekachoo? Get-out!
This was posted twelve years ago, and it occurs to me that it really tells you how much the world has gone to the bad that I'm thinking Chris the Cockney might actually be a better parent -- because he teaches children valuable lessons -- than most ACTUAL parents today. That thought disturbs me.😕
People have been saying this for every generation since Plato: the state of parenting hasn't suddenly gone to shit, you're just getting old (and bitter).
@sabrina63 The one doesn't exclude the other. I can be old and bitter and the state of parenting can also have gone to shit. And it has.
@@Dabhach1 It hasn't.
@samwise7538 I'm guessing you're a parent, giving himself a pat on the back. Just remember, children are like farts -- you always think your own are sweet, but everybody else's stink the place out. Something to keep in mind the first time the police bring Junior home.
it disturbs me that you believe this shit you're telling yourself. what specific examples of parenting - which must also function as provable general trends for your argument to function - do you personally know that are worse examples to children than a thief?
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please, please, please - closed captions for us benighted Americans. Fanks.
Any bits in particular you struggled with? I'll translate
@Negro and yet here we are!
decent but not completely accurate transcription by a New Zealander
- ‘scuse me, mister
- Not now son, I’m working.
- Please would you (look?) after my Pokemon cards, right, I gotta skateboard over there, ‘cause I can’t trust any of my mates (friends).
- Well you can’t trust me, either.
- But you’re an adult!
- Listen, if you gimme them cards, I will nick (steal) them, alright?
- You’re funny, you are.
- No, I’m not. I’m ‘orrible. I’m a little bit werrr, a little bit weird, a little bit shushushushu (i.e dodgy)
- I’m (dodgy?), I’m a geezer. I will nick (steal) anything, I am a total (inaudible).
- (laugh)
- You’re not supposed to know that word.
- Just PLEASE look after them, I’ll be over there and back in a minute.
- Listen, son, it’s a dog-eat-dog world, and I will eat your dog.
- What?
- Nahhh, look I’ll tell you what, I’m only joking, look, just this once, as a favour t’ you, ‘cause you’re a cheeky little sod (something along the lines of ‘fucker’), right, I’ll do it. Come on. Give ‘em here.
Right, let’s see, what’ve you got in here anyway? Alright, let’s have a look - oooh, Mewtwo! I’ll have that. Nice. Nice, yeah… Ooh, Charizard, yesss, ooh, no, no, no, rubbish, rubbish, (genji?), don’t want that… Pikachu?! Get out. Lovely.
I(‘d) told you I’d to this, didn’t I?. Go on. Go on. Haven’t you got a Vaporeon in here? Go on, go and play on your skateboard. Ooh, Snorlax, I’ll have that.
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Come here! (Save you your time?), (I’ll) have this here, have your pocket (child? monsters?)
Mankel
That was rude.
i guess you to drink Foster's to think its funny.
if you didn't find it funny you live in the U.S or something. us Londoners understand it ;)
if they(the yanks) knew the meaning behind his character then they should find it funny. not as if they didn't have pokemon cards over there. then again the comedy over there is on such a low level compared to here they probably don't even know what funny is.@@bioodilne9680
Fuck off, no self-respecting brit would drink that australian swill
@@itxi No self respecting Australian would drink Foster's either
Was this meant to be funny? Because it wasn't. 😐
It is though
I suppose it's not funny if something similar has happened to you.
Really, I think it's quite sick humour - not like a legitimately (and naturally) funny exchange where you don't have to force a laugh to convince yourself it's funny.
It really is funny though
@@letsdiscussitoversometea8479 boring git
something similar happened to you?
A bloke said dont give 'x' here or ill nick 'em and you handed them over?
I think that'd make you a victim of your own stupidity