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Y0N0W0A
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I'm a geezer i'll nick anything.
Chris Jackson, the Crafty Cockney
You can't trust Chris He's a little bit werrrr, a little bit weyyyyyy, a little bit arrrrgggh. He's a geezer. He'll nick anything.
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Видео

Arsenal fan
Просмотров 84 тыс.14 лет назад
Arsenal fan
Robert Carlyle as a Liverpool FC fan, funny
Просмотров 496 тыс.15 лет назад
A clip from The 51st State (or Formula 51) movie, funny Samuel L Jackson Robert Carlyle
Liverpool FC players training
Просмотров 22 тыс.15 лет назад
Liverpool FC players training
AC Milan players saying goodbye to Kaka after Fiorentina's game?
Просмотров 385 тыс.15 лет назад
Is he going to Manchester city or not?

Комментарии

  • @sharparts8637
    @sharparts8637 5 дней назад

    What film is this? 😊

  • @mufc99ok
    @mufc99ok 13 дней назад

    Like he'd get away with it in real life

  • @myelite100
    @myelite100 3 месяца назад

    Were the fuck have you been just want around the block

  • @Gary-bn8kf
    @Gary-bn8kf 4 месяца назад

    I mean take care of him, not take care of him! 😂

  • @liambennion9627
    @liambennion9627 4 месяца назад

    Peekachoo? Get-out!

  • @Milesporksword
    @Milesporksword 5 месяцев назад

    Terrible accent

  • @Milesporksword
    @Milesporksword 5 месяцев назад

    The yew tree in Liverpool

  • @martinwild8424
    @martinwild8424 5 месяцев назад

    What was the film called please

  • @danielmorris6523
    @danielmorris6523 6 месяцев назад

    L I V, E R P, double-U L, Liverpool FC.

  • @PeterGyorgyGaal
    @PeterGyorgyGaal 7 месяцев назад

    Even though I don't watch football, anytime someone asks what team is my fav, I say Liverpool just because of this movie :D

  • @imadrunk3576
    @imadrunk3576 7 месяцев назад

    Have you not got vaporeon in here 😂

  • @witcheshour9718
    @witcheshour9718 8 месяцев назад

    If u not a manc you're a wank

  • @markofsaltburn
    @markofsaltburn 8 месяцев назад

    I loved early Aphex Twin.

  • @TommyTucker0
    @TommyTucker0 8 месяцев назад

    I miss the Fast Show, it was an era in British comedy that will never be bettered

  • @rfcfanj7911
    @rfcfanj7911 9 месяцев назад

    And people talk about Charlie Hunnam accent in green street but none talks about this Scouse accent

  • @Kimjongil.
    @Kimjongil. 9 месяцев назад

    😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

  • @automat3000
    @automat3000 10 месяцев назад

    "Not now son, I'm working". Haha, love it. Typical Fast Show sketch, had you laughing within the first few seconds

  • @keironharvey
    @keironharvey 11 месяцев назад

    I lived in that area. That's West Street in St. Hilda's Middlesbrough

  • @jeanpaulsinatra
    @jeanpaulsinatra Год назад

    I'm pretty impressed at the effort PW put in. He was in his 40s when he wrote this sketch and it was targeted at adults, yet he decided to learn what cards are valuable and what aren't in a kids' card game

    • @DukeTerraria
      @DukeTerraria 10 месяцев назад

      yra

    • @Iazzaboyce
      @Iazzaboyce 8 месяцев назад

      I suppose it's like research for writing a play or novel - like he sees his TV comedy as serious work.

    • @jeanpaulsinatra
      @jeanpaulsinatra 8 месяцев назад

      @@Yolo_Swaggins parents are notorious for not understanding what their kids like. Dads in particular hardly know their kids' best friends' names

    • @Myndir
      @Myndir 14 дней назад

      @@jeanpaulsinatra Except if their kids' friends are Korean and they're named Sun.

  • @2511dhall
    @2511dhall Год назад

    Where is the 7up!

  • @johncarroll772
    @johncarroll772 Год назад

    Carlye playing a very famous Austrian is worth a watch

  • @johncarroll772
    @johncarroll772 Год назад

    Carlye in Cracker

  • @stephenpowell5912
    @stephenpowell5912 Год назад

    Bloody Hilarious 🤣

  • @daddysfatsausageinyourbumb4419

    That's my da for ye 🙃

  • @jasonmain511
    @jasonmain511 Год назад

    Funny how u see aload of purple bins hahaha classic film though

  • @joethelion6016
    @joethelion6016 Год назад

    Carlyle's performance in 'Cracker' Series 2 1994 was phenomenon. A must see, currently on ITV Player 👍

    • @dmcgarvey956
      @dmcgarvey956 5 месяцев назад

      Thanks for posting - entertainment sorted 😀👍

    • @joethelion6016
      @joethelion6016 5 месяцев назад

      @@dmcgarvey956 I hope it's still on there. That was ages ago

    • @dmcgarvey956
      @dmcgarvey956 5 месяцев назад

      @@joethelion6016 Tis! Already well into it lol 😀

  • @Justify-My-Hate
    @Justify-My-Hate Год назад

    Was this meant to be funny? Because it wasn't. 😐

    • @chef7658
      @chef7658 Год назад

      It is though

    • @letsdiscussitoversometea8479
      @letsdiscussitoversometea8479 11 месяцев назад

      I suppose it's not funny if something similar has happened to you. Really, I think it's quite sick humour - not like a legitimately (and naturally) funny exchange where you don't have to force a laugh to convince yourself it's funny.

    • @imadrunk3576
      @imadrunk3576 7 месяцев назад

      It really is funny though

    • @imadrunk3576
      @imadrunk3576 7 месяцев назад

      ​@@letsdiscussitoversometea8479 boring git

    • @liambennion9627
      @liambennion9627 4 месяца назад

      something similar happened to you? A bloke said dont give 'x' here or ill nick 'em and you handed them over? I think that'd make you a victim of your own stupidity

  • @kevchristyward-janzen9610
    @kevchristyward-janzen9610 Год назад

    That pub he went in with all the mancs is actually in Liverpool. its in Huyton, actually where I'm from, Yew Tree cemetery is behind it and me dads buried there. loads of the locals dressed up and took part for a laugh. People in Liverpool always take you as a person rather than a star. Samuel L Jackson has always said it was one of his best sets to work on, he even went out on the piss in town an had a ball!. most of the other actors where local tv legends.

  • @brianford741
    @brianford741 Год назад

    McGovern the scouse arsewipe obsessed with United

  • @laravelisbullschitt3281
    @laravelisbullschitt3281 Год назад

    L I V, E R P!

  • @albertoflores970
    @albertoflores970 Год назад

    Such an underrated movie. Just fun to watch.

  • @Dabhach1
    @Dabhach1 Год назад

    This was posted twelve years ago, and it occurs to me that it really tells you how much the world has gone to the bad that I'm thinking Chris the Cockney might actually be a better parent -- because he teaches children valuable lessons -- than most ACTUAL parents today. That thought disturbs me.😕

    • @sabrina63
      @sabrina63 Год назад

      People have been saying this for every generation since Plato: the state of parenting hasn't suddenly gone to shit, you're just getting old (and bitter).

    • @Dabhach1
      @Dabhach1 Год назад

      @sabrina63 The one doesn't exclude the other. I can be old and bitter and the state of parenting can also have gone to shit. And it has.

    • @samwise7538
      @samwise7538 Год назад

      @@Dabhach1 It hasn't.

    • @Dabhach1
      @Dabhach1 Год назад

      @samwise7538 I'm guessing you're a parent, giving himself a pat on the back. Just remember, children are like farts -- you always think your own are sweet, but everybody else's stink the place out. Something to keep in mind the first time the police bring Junior home.

    • @DaveDexterMusic
      @DaveDexterMusic Год назад

      it disturbs me that you believe this shit you're telling yourself. what specific examples of parenting - which must also function as provable general trends for your argument to function - do you personally know that are worse examples to children than a thief?

  • @Cyrus-3D
    @Cyrus-3D Год назад

    No matter what role Robert Carlyle plays, he nails it. He plays a decent British Gangster in this film.

  • @jonblazeinc
    @jonblazeinc Год назад

    As a Liverpool fan and obviously a man u hater it would be a dream to carry out this stunt in front of the mancs 🤣🤣🤣

  • @mirzasohailali7065
    @mirzasohailali7065 Год назад

    Kaka never wanted to leave. Milan bought Ronaldinho and Beckham and Ronaldo who were already past their prime and in no way helped Milan and turned out to be regretful transfers. Instead they should have strengthen their side and kept Kaka as the main man and Milan would have never declined.

  • @joshuawilliams6342
    @joshuawilliams6342 Год назад

    51st state is such a underrated movie

  • @MrJoshuas5678
    @MrJoshuas5678 Год назад

    🤣🤣🤣🤣

  • @davyfulladf
    @davyfulladf Год назад

    Love Robert carlyle but fuck me that scouse accent man 🤣

  • @biglayz9159
    @biglayz9159 Год назад

    Terrible accent. Sounds like a wool

  • @martinwalker193
    @martinwalker193 Год назад

    I typed "a little bit woh and a bit wey" ha ha

  • @Legba85
    @Legba85 2 года назад

    Liverpool destroyed Chelsea so Felix would be giggling like a school girl.

  • @ChapinBlaugrana12
    @ChapinBlaugrana12 2 года назад

    One of my favorite movies ever.

  • @coolchicism
    @coolchicism 2 года назад

    Robert got the Scouse accent spot on 😊

  • @kirksav
    @kirksav 2 года назад

    Liverpool slaughtered man u last night 🤣

  • @mitchconner7666
    @mitchconner7666 2 года назад

    Great to watch after a 4-0 victory over Man U. 😏

  • @waldorf2007
    @waldorf2007 2 года назад

    How many copy cat deaths occurred after watching this?

  • @markpstapley
    @markpstapley 2 года назад

    ruclips.net/video/I8_U0q1jpzo/видео.html

  • @3_8_4
    @3_8_4 2 года назад

    Che tempi.. ora siamo nel 2022

  • @danielpotter8957
    @danielpotter8957 2 года назад

    2022

  • @trefwoordpunk2225
    @trefwoordpunk2225 2 года назад

    L I V, E R P, DOUBLE O L LIVERPOOL FC.........CELLLLLLTTTTIIIICCCCC!!!!! L I V, E R P, DOUBLE O L LIVERPOOL FC.........CELLLLLLTTTTIIIICCCCC!!!!! L I V, E R P, DOUBLE O L LIVERPOOL FC.........CELLLLLLTTTTIIIICCCCC!!!!! L I V, E R P, DOUBLE O L LIVERPOOL FC.........CELLLLLLTTTTIIIICCCCC!!!!!