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  • @CucumberSadness
    @CucumberSadness 4 года назад +5052

    Wade; "I trust him, he's taken so long he had to have counted to four." He both defended the man and burnt the man alive.

    • @JA-vz1nl
      @JA-vz1nl 4 года назад +48

      I barely heard him say that lol. Good ear, hilarious.

    • @efulmer8675
      @efulmer8675 3 года назад +74

      Brilliant line. I'll have to use something like it on my friends :)
      It's at 43:14 for anyone curious.

    • @hellottyl1607
      @hellottyl1607 3 года назад +9

      He said that as I read the comment

    • @DarkJak337
      @DarkJak337 2 года назад +25

      That's what I love about Bob. He did that in their Among Us play as well. "It can't be 'I don't remember who', because he was doing Simon Says for an EMBARRASSINGLY long time."

    • @Madame_Brock
      @Madame_Brock Год назад +1

      @@DarkJak337 they said wade, not bob

  • @BubbleBAss-fi8jl
    @BubbleBAss-fi8jl 4 года назад +3621

    Apparently Wade’s philosophy is to make an enemy with everyone, but not a threatening enemy, and not at anyone specifically

    • @annsh.6487
      @annsh.6487 3 года назад +85

      I mean, he's the one teamiplier always antagonize for shits and giggles

    • @payton_bagel8317
      @payton_bagel8317 3 года назад +64

      you mean a nuisance?

    • @BubbleBAss-fi8jl
      @BubbleBAss-fi8jl 3 года назад +26

      @@payton_bagel8317 yeah pretty much

    • @PJOZeus
      @PJOZeus 2 года назад +19

      "Come on guys, we know I just *am* a bad person" - Wade
      Uno, maybe?

    • @galdento2808
      @galdento2808 2 года назад +6

      I'm sorry I just really love your name

  • @littlebugguy
    @littlebugguy 5 лет назад +3036

    *_"Not even if I was made of SOAP. LEAVE me alone sir."_*

    • @lilsoup7816
      @lilsoup7816 4 года назад +38

      woah, I read that quote exactly as I heard it. Let's just say, I wasn't prepared.

    • @sophiarichardson3760
      @sophiarichardson3760 4 года назад +8

      So out of context

    • @williamshakespeare987
      @williamshakespeare987 3 года назад +18

      And here i thought my English was art

    • @madeliner1682
      @madeliner1682 3 года назад +9

      I wonder if that line would make an interesting ringtone

    • @seran3638
      @seran3638 3 года назад +8

      @@williamshakespeare987 it's okay dude, we're all still learning! I'm sure you can come close to his greatness someday :)

  • @lymphaticjeopardy
    @lymphaticjeopardy 3 года назад +665

    Ethan's "Are you scheming against me?" is so adorable while managing to be vaguely threatening

  • @ComradeCheeze
    @ComradeCheeze 5 лет назад +6555

    The percentage of what happens in this episode
    10% gameplay, 80% screwing around, 130% Ethan taking his turn.

  • @wilson.5420
    @wilson.5420 5 лет назад +8070

    At first, "you right" was a funny thing Mark said a few times, recorded on his sound pad and played back, it made for some pretty comedic scenes. But, those words started playing in my head, eventually hearing it any time I agreed with something or had no other response, and it almost felt like mark was inside my head, pressing that button to say, "you right". It's now gotten to the point where I'm vocally saying "you right" to almost anything anyone says to me. Over and over again, I hear those words. You right. You right..

    • @codywalker4956
      @codywalker4956 5 лет назад +267

      William Fello You right

    • @queen_gilgamesh
      @queen_gilgamesh 5 лет назад +130

      honestly same, my friends are sting to hate me for it

    • @royalmaniac5774
      @royalmaniac5774 5 лет назад +114

      William Fello you right, you right, you right you right you right you right you right you right you right you right you right you right you right you right you right you right you right you right you right you right you right you right you right you right you right you right you right you right you right you right you right you right you right you right you right you right you right you right you right you right you right you right you right you right you right you right you right you right you right you right you right you right you right you right you right you right you right you right you right you right you right you right you right you right you right you right you right you right you right you right you right you right you right you right you right

    • @baby._.seavey8730
      @baby._.seavey8730 5 лет назад +76

      You right

    • @jooniperlynn7394
      @jooniperlynn7394 5 лет назад +63

      You right!

  • @oscarrickyh02
    @oscarrickyh02 3 года назад +419

    Ethan's strategy throughout the whole game: "idk, i just like trading and giving stuff"

  • @izzywizzy2673
    @izzywizzy2673 5 лет назад +14035

    After watching a video of people playing it for almost 1 and a half hours, I can safely say that I still don’t really understand the rules

    • @Plaegu
      @Plaegu 5 лет назад +131

      IzzyWizzy same

    • @seraphilight
      @seraphilight 5 лет назад +1459

      Game is about gathering different types of resources to spend. You will not have everything you need, so you'll have to trade. You are trying to be the first to ten points, or more with expansions.
      Where you place your settlements is where you get resources if the numbers of the biomes around get rolled.
      First person places down a free settlement and road, then it goes down until last person who gets to place two of each. Location is very important. Second location gives you all resources around it for free.
      Every turn someone rolls the dice. EVERYONE who has a biome by a settlement with the number shown gets a resource of THEIR biome (a four may give someone wool and another wood)They then commence trading, once done they can build as many things as they can afford. Or buy a development card.
      You cannot build within two spaces of another settlement. You can bisect someones road, and this ruins their "longest road" reward. Longest road needs 5 roads, and largest army needs 3 knights. You can steal both of these by having more, each card giving two points. Settlements give 1 point, and once you run out you HAVE to build cities to return your settlement pieces in order to build more. CIties give 2 points (but overlap the settlement point so you just get another point when you build them.)
      Development cards do things like just give you an extra point, give you a knight to move the robber and build your army for the largest army card, just build two extra roads, declare a monopoly on one resource type, etc.
      Game also has ports, which lets you trade either any 3 resources for 1 thing, instead of the normal 4, or 2 of ONE type for one resource. So it's good to have a monopoly on something like bricks then have a brick port.
      RObber gets moved on a 7. You block off someone collecting resources by placing it on one of their biomes, and then you get to steal a random resource from their hand. Only one person even if you block two. You also discard half your hand ONLY WHEN ROBBER I ROLLED if you have over... 7 cards??? or was it 10...

    • @benem807
      @benem807 5 лет назад +244

      @@seraphilight Damn

    • @QuTon_Ya
      @QuTon_Ya 5 лет назад +165

      goal is to get the most points, you get points from specific cards and longest road. goal is normly 8 or 12 points. you make roads and houses with suplys, you gain suplies when you have a house on one of em and when the number is rolled

    • @chaosfountain9550
      @chaosfountain9550 5 лет назад +80

      @@seraphilight its over 7 cards, nice explanation i love that game

  • @JackAaron11
    @JackAaron11 5 лет назад +6062

    Mark: Anyone want brick?
    Ethan: I want brick
    Mark: What do you want for it?
    Ethan: I w a n t b r i c k

  • @christahale7462
    @christahale7462 5 лет назад +257

    "Go ahead, place it anywhere" *Places it in the middle of the tile*

  • @-tee-
    @-tee- 4 года назад +475

    I like how you can randomly see Ethan's mouse whizzing around the screen because he has a 0.3 second attention span

    • @seran3638
      @seran3638 3 года назад +30

      I feel very called out because I kept getting distracted from the actual game to watch his mouse lmao

    • @fukkthisnewupdate8882
      @fukkthisnewupdate8882 3 года назад +17

      My ADHD brother

    • @DrxftKxller213
      @DrxftKxller213 2 года назад +11

      Man, ethan’s ADHD is kinda adorable yet hella relatable.

    • @VelkanAngels
      @VelkanAngels 2 года назад +4

      I do that too. It's the physical unrest part (H), not the lacking attention part (AD).

    • @mattybrunolucaszeneresalas9072
      @mattybrunolucaszeneresalas9072 2 года назад +4

      I mean so does everyone else when it wasn’t their turns. It’s just preparing for what to do next

  • @jooniperlynn7394
    @jooniperlynn7394 5 лет назад +2093

    Ethan: I want brick
    Mark: what do you want for it?
    Ethan: .. I want brick
    Can't lie, I played that over and over and giggled for a good 10 minutes

  • @Gabby-so1je
    @Gabby-so1je 5 лет назад +589

    here are the rules so no one has to go digging for them:
    Each terrain hex is marked with a die roll number. Each player who owns a settlement adjacent to a terrain hex marked with the number rolled receives a resource produced by this hex. Hills produce brick, forests produce lumber, mountains produce ore, fields produce grain, and pastures produce wool.
    We use these resources to expand across Catan: we build roads and new settlements, or we upgrade our existing settlements to cities. For example, a road costs 1 brick and 1 lumber. If we do not have the necessary resources, we can acquire them by trading with our opponents.
    Each settlement is worth 1 victory point and each city is worth 2 victory points. If you expand cleverly, you may be the first player to reach 10 victory points and thus win the game!
    Edit: i’m glad i could help everyone :)

  • @natesmomma76
    @natesmomma76 5 лет назад +504

    "Im gonna turn these two sheep into a wood" ah yes.. the power of alchemy

  • @Styxintheriver
    @Styxintheriver 4 года назад +553

    _IN THE THUMBNAIL, ETHAN _*_STILL_*_ DOESNT GET A BEARD_

  • @sentinelvortex8433
    @sentinelvortex8433 5 лет назад +2137

    Meanwhile in Ethan’s chat:
    Lithium
    Krypton
    Potassium
    Depression
    Germanium

  • @haleylampley1056
    @haleylampley1056 5 лет назад +268

    lmao, ethan at the end "I think overall, I did pretty dope."
    "Yeah, 24 victory points."

  • @Nyghtking
    @Nyghtking 5 лет назад +413

    So the moral of the story is: You Right.

  • @zachhartman1045
    @zachhartman1045 5 лет назад +381

    Ethan: helps everyone
    Wade: I’m about to ruin this mans whole career.

  • @cheyennedemapan
    @cheyennedemapan 3 года назад +310

    50:29 Wade: "Ethan's so sweet and nice, and I just feel like I should 𝙬𝙧𝙚𝙘𝙠 𝙝𝙞𝙨 𝙡𝙞𝙛𝙚."

  • @marvelman3164
    @marvelman3164 4 года назад +2106

    Mark: “Ethan I’m never going to help you again”
    Then came Unus Annus

  • @nurfskrma5748
    @nurfskrma5748 5 лет назад +824

    Mark's reaction to Ethan everytime he wants to trade with him is simply hilarious.
    *B E G O N E !!!*

    • @altoidman4300
      @altoidman4300 5 лет назад +5

      BEGONE LIBERAL

    • @brothersandsistersofvalhalla
      @brothersandsistersofvalhalla 5 лет назад +16

      He's every NPC in Civilization when you want to do a trade.

    • @AlyssMa7rin
      @AlyssMa7rin 4 года назад +3

      @@brothersandsistersofvalhalla The NPC in Civ when you offer them 2 luxuries they don't have in exchange for a luxury that they have 2 of...

    • @fukkthisnewupdate8882
      @fukkthisnewupdate8882 3 года назад +8

      @@AlyssMa7rin not even if I was made of SOAP good sir

  • @MysticSybil
    @MysticSybil 5 лет назад +386

    Catan pro strat: declare yourself the underground civiliazation of the mole people and build your roads UNDER other peoples roads

    • @denos1699
      @denos1699 4 года назад +30

      Clearly the best strat

    • @fukkthisnewupdate8882
      @fukkthisnewupdate8882 3 года назад +3

      @@denos1699 I legit can't tell if you two are joking or not

    • @denos1699
      @denos1699 3 года назад +15

      @@fukkthisnewupdate8882 I mean if you agree to it then maybe it isn't , if you don't then it's a joke

    • @goodmorning4498
      @goodmorning4498 3 года назад +5

      I honestly want to use that at some point.

    • @oliviatilleman8055
      @oliviatilleman8055 Год назад +2

      @@denos1699 schroedingers joke

  • @dreamonmc
    @dreamonmc 4 года назад +457

    Them simultaneously being mean to Ethan while calling him bud and bub is very cute

    • @quibblemellow
      @quibblemellow 3 года назад +1

      Aw i love that pfp :]

    • @intalent
      @intalent 2 года назад +6

      I think it's super condescending... but Ethan was being annoying

    • @Ms.Anonymous
      @Ms.Anonymous 2 года назад +2

      The Bob Classic

  • @noobio5510
    @noobio5510 5 лет назад +3147

    Marks channel has turned into a retirement place with game boards.

    • @ltucker8
      @ltucker8 5 лет назад +162

      Honestly, I love it

    • @anakmei2821
      @anakmei2821 5 лет назад +12

      it really has lol

    • @sariahlilysmall4536
      @sariahlilysmall4536 5 лет назад +59

      Isn't it great?! xD

    • @Jokaanan
      @Jokaanan 5 лет назад +44

      fuck yes, and it has made me a new markiplier fan 👌👌😊

    • @mojavecourier6987
      @mojavecourier6987 5 лет назад +4

      Does thinking about retirement homes make you moist?

  • @alyxburton3245
    @alyxburton3245 4 года назад +1549

    Ethan: *puts house in middle of tile*
    Everyone else: *laughs hysterically*

  • @rubyjackson6861
    @rubyjackson6861 4 года назад +204

    Within the first two minutes, we see another example of Ethan’s Law in action

    • @fukkthisnewupdate8882
      @fukkthisnewupdate8882 3 года назад +7

      what's Ethan's Law?

    • @DeeFightingDreamer
      @DeeFightingDreamer 3 года назад +38

      @@fukkthisnewupdate8882 Because Ethan can't function when being on camera, there's time added to the timer for what Ethan wanted to do but couldn't because of who he is as a person. Ethan's law was coined by Mark E. Fishbach in a -REDACTED- video on a -REDACTED- channel, where it first came into play.

    • @fukkthisnewupdate8882
      @fukkthisnewupdate8882 3 года назад +2

      @@DeeFightingDreamer so with the personal extension of the let's play curse

    • @AliawooYT
      @AliawooYT 8 месяцев назад +2

      Nah Ethan's just stupid- XD
      All of them are incomprehensibly stupid at completely random points in random videos for absolutely no reason-
      And that's why I love them. They remind me of me every day of my life- XD

  • @sm1tty.
    @sm1tty. 5 лет назад +637

    Literally no one: "The desert!"
    Ethan: "I CRAVE THAT MINERAL"

  • @thieux2442
    @thieux2442 5 лет назад +268

    There’s part of me that loves the saga of Mark using the same exact pic of him for his thumbnails.

    • @KuraYou
      @KuraYou 5 лет назад +1

      I think it's hilarious!

  • @drawingtr6300
    @drawingtr6300 5 лет назад +1421

    Now you have to play DnD and I will be able to sleep soundly.

    • @gryffinpuff4343
      @gryffinpuff4343 5 лет назад +28

      Drawingtr all of the yes

    • @shawnathon54
      @shawnathon54 5 лет назад +44

      YOU RIGHT

    • @Lillith_10
      @Lillith_10 5 лет назад +20

      THANK GOD THERE'S SOMEONE ELS WHO HAD THE SAME IDEA.

    • @flaredragoon8922
      @flaredragoon8922 5 лет назад +46

      Is anyone else already picturing how epic it would be to have mark as a barbarian flying into a rage and just screaming on a show like crit roll or DCA?

    • @evynfallon2875
      @evynfallon2875 5 лет назад +4

      YES PLEASEPLEASEPLEASEEEEE

  • @pupcakeninja
    @pupcakeninja 4 года назад +1610

    I feel such a kinship with Ethan right now. This is exactly like me when friends try to teach me new board games.

    • @aegis5131
      @aegis5131 4 года назад +8

      That's so me with card games. Till this day I still don't understand Rook ☠️

    • @mallowfly7655
      @mallowfly7655 4 года назад +20

      Pupcake Ninja especially with that _”What?”_ at 1:33

    • @sherylw4599
      @sherylw4599 4 года назад +20

      Ditto. Every time they tell Ethan "you can't do that" I remember why I haven't played Catan in years.

    • @DeeFightingDreamer
      @DeeFightingDreamer 3 года назад +14

      especially since they don't even explain it fully or in a good, understandable way, because they don't realize you have no idea what's going on. And my favourite, "you'll learn as we go along" like no sis, teach me now, don't be lazy. Then you can't be angry at me when I'm taking too long or do something wrong.
      Also, this game seems complicated as fuck, whoever came up with it must have been really bored...

    • @fukkthisnewupdate8882
      @fukkthisnewupdate8882 3 года назад +9

      @@DeeFightingDreamer this feels like the kind of game that makes sense if you already know it, but is impossible to explain to someone who doesn't

  • @h3ro0fhyrule40
    @h3ro0fhyrule40 4 года назад +80

    Someone's probably already done this, but I'm gonna say it regardless.
    "What I do with my sheep is my business." -Wade, 2019

  • @TheMangaanimefreak
    @TheMangaanimefreak 5 лет назад +997

    Ethan: “My chat for some reason is just listing the periodic table...and I don’t know why.”
    I love how Ethan (and the others) talk about their chat like I talk about my pets.
    Me on the phone, notices my dog: “Mika is licking her private parts on my carpet, just why?”

    • @nickywallington9166
      @nickywallington9166 5 лет назад +85

      This is particularly interesting considering Ethan’s girlfriend is also named Mika

    • @TheMangaanimefreak
      @TheMangaanimefreak 5 лет назад +27

      How did I not know he had a girlfriend named Mika?!? Seriously? You’re not pulling my leg are you?

    • @jaymowis
      @jaymowis 5 лет назад +14

      ZaphiraRider it is the truth

    • @mightyborges9473
      @mightyborges9473 5 лет назад +20

      Why were they posting the periodic table btw?

    • @thinkingofaname4342
      @thinkingofaname4342 5 лет назад +6

      @@mightyborges9473 idk

  • @ianfairfield8373
    @ianfairfield8373 3 года назад +51

    I keep coming back to this video for the humor and tactics. The longer I watch, the more I imagine Bob as a tired farmer, Mark the grudged ore master, Wade the sly peasant, and Eef as a novice lumber man.

  • @efulmer8675
    @efulmer8675 3 года назад +93

    Wade: I'm going to play this knight.
    Bob: You just got it, you can't play it.
    Wade: Alright I'm going to play this knight.
    Bob: You just got it, you can't play it.
    Wade: *I'm going to play one of these three knights, not all of which I just got!*

  • @ppbandit8832
    @ppbandit8832 4 года назад +125

    42:23 *not even if I was made of SOAP! leave me alone sir*

  • @T3ctonicPlays
    @T3ctonicPlays 5 лет назад +282

    You know you are early when the max resolution is still 360p

    • @user-sr6io1hp3i
      @user-sr6io1hp3i 5 лет назад +3

      for me the only resolution is 360p

    • @bobbyxu7704
      @bobbyxu7704 5 лет назад +1

      The same thing happened to me

    • @hayleyscarberry
      @hayleyscarberry 5 лет назад +1

      @znushu Not really. You can still see good enough at 360p.

    • @Ice-en4sc
      @Ice-en4sc 5 лет назад +2

      I have 144 and 360 that's it

    • @wolfiekohaku3702
      @wolfiekohaku3702 5 лет назад +1

      Mine is maxed out at 480p

  • @ctb5758
    @ctb5758 5 лет назад +302

    anyone else extremely confused but enjoying it anyway

  • @gbjsyzftbcacjyfubjygkgcjae3182
    @gbjsyzftbcacjyfubjygkgcjae3182 4 года назад +27

    11:06 IT MAKES YOUR NECK STAND UP? HOW F A S C I N A T I N G

  • @virtzrl
    @virtzrl 2 года назад +23

    56:35
    Mark: "You guys just make life so fun!"
    Ethan: " Alright, *I think my life is over* "

  • @DecafInvidia
    @DecafInvidia 5 лет назад +51

    Oh god Catan.... It's the board game version of the simulation strategy of Civilizations combined with the ruthlessness of screwing over your friends in horriffic tabletop games.

  • @Styxintheriver
    @Styxintheriver 5 лет назад +194

    “Wade, i love you but you’re one of the laziest people i know.”
    Me @ myself

  • @VisenyaTargaryen220
    @VisenyaTargaryen220 5 лет назад +483

    1:00:53 “I want brick.”
    1:08:48 The rare BobScreech.

  • @maevemilless4561
    @maevemilless4561 3 года назад +114

    Mark: Does anyone want brick, I have a sh*tload of it
    Eef: yes, I would like brick
    Mark: Whadya want for it?
    Eef: ... i wan bric

  • @ashtrash1375
    @ashtrash1375 5 лет назад +79

    19:25 ad for Catan casually pops up
    Me: excuse me wtf?
    Me:
    Me: maybe it can actually explain wtf is going on

  • @fbi9711
    @fbi9711 5 лет назад +608

    Mark's beard in the thumbnail makes him look like a civil war general

    • @andrewbergin9084
      @andrewbergin9084 5 лет назад +12

      FBI he looks more like he’s about to tell people of the good old days of making cave paintings

    • @thatbandnerd4887
      @thatbandnerd4887 5 лет назад +7

      Dude your username just makes your comment even more funny 😭

    • @milim-23
      @milim-23 5 лет назад +3

      Can you please stop spying on me

    • @minigreek9515
      @minigreek9515 5 лет назад +1

      FBI yup

    • @fbiinvestigator4825
      @fbiinvestigator4825 5 лет назад +2

      This is alpha 173isfuck, i'm requesting more reinforcements, maybe the national guard should be called

  • @danieloceansmith3156
    @danieloceansmith3156 4 года назад +318

    Wade trying to mob someone in mideval times:
    SHE TURNED ME INTO A NEWT!!!!
    Mark:..... a newt?
    Wade:......... I got better.

    • @danieloceansmith3156
      @danieloceansmith3156 4 года назад +13

      This comment spawned from Ethan saying wade would be great in mideval times

    • @-tee-
      @-tee- 4 года назад +22

      I love Monty Python! My family quotes it all the time!
      "She's a witch!"
      "BURN HERRR!!!"

    • @fukkthisnewupdate8882
      @fukkthisnewupdate8882 3 года назад +3

      @@-tee- which is your favorite part of the movie

    • @-tee-
      @-tee- 3 года назад +10

      @@fukkthisnewupdate8882 I really like the part where he's trying to recruit the French and he says "your mother was a hamster, and your father smelt of elderberries!" or the The Rabbit of Caerbannog

    • @fukkthisnewupdate8882
      @fukkthisnewupdate8882 3 года назад +4

      @@-tee- ah, classics

  • @Biggertoe28
    @Biggertoe28 3 года назад +487

    I’m desperate for any Ethan and mark content after unus annus by this point

  • @twistedblast5253
    @twistedblast5253 5 лет назад +41

    This is now a board game channel and I love it

  • @HTPCYMC
    @HTPCYMC 5 лет назад +1030

    Settlers of Catan but the game doesn’t have any settlements.

    • @Ana-kr5jp
      @Ana-kr5jp 5 лет назад +3

      How to properly clean your metal computer W-what?

    • @Woolyyymammoth
      @Woolyyymammoth 5 лет назад +25

      You right

    • @brycevo
      @brycevo 5 лет назад +25

      *A Settlement Needs Your Help, I'll Mark It On Your Map*

    • @brothersandsistersofvalhalla
      @brothersandsistersofvalhalla 5 лет назад +12

      @@brycevo The settlement of Catan needs your help. I'll mark it on your map.

    • @kray7920
      @kray7920 5 лет назад +8

      Don't worry I'll mark one on your map

  • @cthulhuwua5354
    @cthulhuwua5354 2 года назад +23

    "Not even if I was made of soap," is the best thing I have ever heard. I use that like all the time now

  • @freckledcracker1481
    @freckledcracker1481 5 лет назад +3073

    I just realized Bob's full first name is Robert and that was a surreal experience, let me just say.
    I don't think my body was ready for being that level of woke.

    • @Mewz123
      @Mewz123 5 лет назад +178

      *insert cat transcendence meme*

    • @captincrisspantssayshi3221
      @captincrisspantssayshi3221 5 лет назад +39

      Wahhhh how’d you find that out?

    • @freckledcracker1481
      @freckledcracker1481 5 лет назад +219

      @@captincrisspantssayshi3221 Robert is how you get Rob, and Rob is how you get Bob. Every Bob's real name is Robert.

    • @xxthisisyournamexx5073
      @xxthisisyournamexx5073 5 лет назад +251

      robert ross

    • @atlas7592
      @atlas7592 5 лет назад +127

      @@xxthisisyournamexx5073 I'm up at 1:41 am and I laughed so hard at that and I have no fucking idea why

  • @charlieriback
    @charlieriback 5 лет назад +71

    41:57, 47:21, and 1:18:19 are all of Mark's "trades" with Ethan

    • @xX123Dorian123Xx
      @xX123Dorian123Xx 5 лет назад +9

      Well Mark is a man of his words, he said he won't help him ever aagain, and he didn't XD

    • @glumbortango7182
      @glumbortango7182 5 лет назад +3

      You know what I came back to the video for.

    • @Amixan0402
      @Amixan0402 4 года назад +2

      You have to love ethans enthusiasm

  • @Taikamuna
    @Taikamuna 5 лет назад +1011

    I swear Markiplier uses the same rage face in every one of his thumbnails

    • @user-gv3pg7tj9o
      @user-gv3pg7tj9o 5 лет назад +39

      Your right. It's also a scared face

    • @chocolatedoughnut1305
      @chocolatedoughnut1305 5 лет назад +17

      He absolutely does

    • @roo5917
      @roo5917 5 лет назад +43

      And I swear you said this in the last uno video 🤔

    • @maythegamer1291
      @maythegamer1291 5 лет назад +38

      You right

    • @L_e_o
      @L_e_o 5 лет назад +10

      its almost like.... a symbol he uses to distiniguish his channel from others. Very awesome to make people associate that anger face with his content. What a great concept :O
      Oh wait its called a branding logo. Its a thing.

  • @marksmanof117b
    @marksmanof117b 3 года назад +38

    I played this with my friends that actual physical game. One of them ended up monopolizing the sheep. At first we treated it as a joke. Then when we ran out of sheep, none of us could win because he held ALL the sheep. He became the sheep god. The rest of the game was him extorting us, because we needed sheep to do anything. He ended up wining. To this day, I fucking hate him.
    Catan: The game that kills your friendships.

    • @feralmagick7177
      @feralmagick7177 Год назад +3

      Bro, how did you not roll a 7 at all. The robber forced everyone who has more than 7 cards to halve their cards and return the lesser half to the resource bank.

  • @aurathedoof3037
    @aurathedoof3037 4 года назад +37

    "What are the odds that I'll roll a seven?"
    As an avid DnD player, a 7 is literally the most statistically probably roll on 2D6 (two six-sided dice)

  • @MoonFlux
    @MoonFlux 5 лет назад +389

    *10 min in and they have yet to even start. This is what i subbed for*

    • @ownthevoid
      @ownthevoid 5 лет назад +1

      2 minutes in and they've already started. What are you on about?

    • @mothcatcher893
      @mothcatcher893 5 лет назад +4

      @@ownthevoid The first part is the "setup" basically they place their houses and all that but it's not the actual game itself.

    • @ownthevoid
      @ownthevoid 5 лет назад +1

      @@mothcatcher893 well yeah I know how it works, I've played it. But the setup is still playing.

  • @MicaelaB.
    @MicaelaB. 5 лет назад +119

    I love how Mark was so humbled when Amy gave him a drink. It just warms my heart how humble he is with his big ego. It shows that the small thing matter.😊😎😁

  • @Tytoalba777
    @Tytoalba777 4 года назад +97

    44:50 "I can't get wheat, it's my one weakness"
    Would you say it's your one... Wheat-ness?

  • @2cgaming808
    @2cgaming808 5 лет назад +227

    _Not even if I was made of _*_SOAP._*

  • @brycevo
    @brycevo 5 лет назад +617

    I love the Thumbnail. Everyone has a Beard... Except little Ethan

  • @wilsonmartinez5149
    @wilsonmartinez5149 5 лет назад +165

    Wade: I have no brick and an awful sheep
    Mark: what’s wrong with your sheep
    Me: it only has one leg!

    • @anhedonicauthor
      @anhedonicauthor 5 лет назад +3

      Lilly Baker Wilson Martinez was making a reference to Markiplier’s play through of The Killing Floor, where he loses a leg, and is then given high heels, which prevent sprinting, but are obviously redundant because he can’t sprint with one leg. This is all in the animation by Freyjin, which I would recommend as it is hilarious.

    • @felix815
      @felix815 5 лет назад +2

      What if we're overthinking it and it wasnt a reference and the commentor thought saying 'one leg' would make someone laugh? *i laughed*

    • @wilsonmartinez5149
      @wilsonmartinez5149 5 лет назад +2

      Aero it’s both a reference and I figured someone would get a laugh out of it.

    • @kondor6222
      @kondor6222 5 лет назад +1

      @@anhedonicauthor I'm pretty sure it was The Killing Room bacause The Killing Floor is that game where you have 6 classes, waves of monsters, and shopping between the waves.

  • @floofybunnyz
    @floofybunnyz 5 лет назад +234

    Wade got three sevens in a row..... LordMinion777....
    C O I N C I D E N C E?

    • @goodmorning4498
      @goodmorning4498 3 года назад +5

      Jebus! I never realised that.

    • @pianoholic1727
      @pianoholic1727 3 года назад

      @@goodmorning4498 it's spelled jesus

    • @ThatDudeWithBoobs
      @ThatDudeWithBoobs 3 года назад +12

      There was also a moment in a Monopoly video where he ended up with exactly $777. There's some sort of conspiracy here...

    • @trottinboots
      @trottinboots 3 года назад +8

      I THINK NOT!

    • @Meh-nv6id
      @Meh-nv6id 3 года назад +4

      @@trottinboots finally someone said it

  • @WeebleLZ20
    @WeebleLZ20 4 года назад +46

    Mark: *helps Ethan*
    Ethan: *argues with Mark*

  • @reginahockert7659
    @reginahockert7659 5 лет назад +112

    When Ethan first said "Disguise the penis" I swear I heard "The skys the penis"... slightly different game

  • @Braxden3190
    @Braxden3190 4 года назад +90

    12:00
    Everyone: talking
    Wade: "I'm dying right now"
    Everyone: keeps talking

  • @audiorandoyt1281
    @audiorandoyt1281 3 года назад +12

    2:35 "AMY... I'M MARK! AMY" ~ Bob 2019

  • @OrangeAceGaming
    @OrangeAceGaming 3 года назад +29

    11:02 I cannot stop laughing at this! Wow that was PERFECT line delivery with that vocal effect!!

  • @wally4golly
    @wally4golly 5 лет назад +76

    You think I have time to watch an hour damn long episode?
    (Proceeds to watch) You are really something else.

  • @AaronTheBlackDragon
    @AaronTheBlackDragon 5 лет назад +131

    Watching them play Settlers of Catan is just the best thing ever.

  • @EdenWoofWoof
    @EdenWoofWoof 4 года назад +40

    1:32
    Ethan's WHAT killed me

  • @jeycrolla
    @jeycrolla 4 года назад +41

    just from watching them (and my low effort levels) i can't figure out how this game works, WHICH MEANS i have finally found a good background noise series!!!

    • @Arzon527
      @Arzon527 2 года назад +7

      I love that other people just use streams for background noise. Especially Marks near constant giggly laughter is just a piece of tape holding down the dopamine button in my brain.

  • @smleeish
    @smleeish 5 лет назад +232

    Ethan: What would you like for-
    Mark: NO I WANT NOTHING FROM YOU BEGONE.
    Ethan, you sweet, sweet innocent child 😂

  • @dilllweed_mcgee
    @dilllweed_mcgee 5 лет назад +384

    I wish people would stop complaining about Sean not being here, because OF COURSE he's not here, he lives in a completely different time zone, he's like 8 hours ahead of everyone in this group. That crazy time difference makes it hard for them to livestream together for a long time. Peens in a Podcast is live for like 6 hours a day, if Sean did livestream with them at the time they went live every Tuesday he would literally not get any sleep that night. So please just let it go. Jesus.

    • @suned3128
      @suned3128 5 лет назад +54

      Rachel Thank you for saying this! It’s so annoying to me when I’m reading funny comments in the comments section, I just see some fan girl screaming her head off about where the hell jack is!

    • @keiarahsantos8647
      @keiarahsantos8647 5 лет назад +20

      @@suned3128 I agree but I guess people enjoyed when they all played together lol. They must not understand the time zone difference or maybe just don't care 🤔

    • @altoidman4300
      @altoidman4300 5 лет назад +21

      Thank you for actually realizing that there are different time zones so I am not alone in the comments, being the one person who knows why Jack isn't there.

    • @aussie_beef527
      @aussie_beef527 5 лет назад +4

      i havent seen anyone bring this up negatively, why beat a dead horse smh

    • @beththedarkmage3359
      @beththedarkmage3359 5 лет назад +18

      @@aussie_beef527 Just because you haven't seen it doesn't mean it's not there. This comment was obviously made at a time where the comments complained about were annoyingly common.

  • @orpheusswanson2349
    @orpheusswanson2349 5 лет назад +464

    *so we're just not gonna talk about how Bob said: "WHEAT ME DADDY!" ?*

  • @nara-ue4iu
    @nara-ue4iu 5 лет назад +527

    I love Mark and Ethan so much:
    Ethan: being a dork and basically calling himself dumb while Mark tried to help him
    Angry Mark: WhY ArE YOu ARguIng whiT me, Am on yOur siDe!
    My two little beans❤️

    • @wobblybeefus8885
      @wobblybeefus8885 4 года назад +39

      And now they have their own channel.
      UNUS ANNUS!

    • @Lonely_bin420
      @Lonely_bin420 4 года назад +9

      @@wobblybeefus8885 AND ITS THE BEST
      anyone who doesnt love unus annus is going to die with the channel hahah jk

    • @mr.awesome7552
      @mr.awesome7552 4 года назад +5

      @Wobbly Beefus *cult

    • @mooganthebruno8073
      @mooganthebruno8073 4 года назад

      @@mr.awesome7552 no

    • @andyo3637
      @andyo3637 4 года назад

      @@mooganthebruno8073 yes

  • @acecola8295
    @acecola8295 5 лет назад +505

    You know what would make these games better?
    BARBERA!

  • @asbestosfish_
    @asbestosfish_ 5 лет назад +58

    Who wants to start a betting pool until they start playing D&D or something.
    I say a month.

    • @brennend.8629
      @brennend.8629 5 лет назад +6

      I would love that, i would love even more for them to get utterly confused about casting rules. lmao

    • @luxwitch4200
      @luxwitch4200 5 лет назад +6

      I'm on board, I'm really eager to see them play, since the first time Mark mentioned a possible D&D session and we are not alone, I've seen other comments about it... IT'S TIME!

    • @TheKoriKasai
      @TheKoriKasai 5 лет назад +1

      I'm game. How much we betting?

    • @siyotsistu
      @siyotsistu 5 лет назад

      cant wait for that stream

    • @songbird515
      @songbird515 5 лет назад +1

      I need these guys playing D&D right now

  • @erinsisk4109
    @erinsisk4109 3 года назад +19

    7:47 “there’s something happening to the bowl”
    *bowl god incoming*

  • @saschalevi6486
    @saschalevi6486 3 года назад +10

    This is my go-to whenever I need to shut my brain off for a while but still want noise. Whether I'm in pain or just tired, I can turn this on, shut my eyes and everything else just washes away.

  • @jackdamon9960
    @jackdamon9960 5 лет назад +21

    I’ve played this game with friends and we’ve gotten sooo heated, someone even flipped the board once

  • @Sunnybias
    @Sunnybias 5 лет назад +61

    I do not understand this game at all(!!) but will watch it all.

  • @ryansalmon6411
    @ryansalmon6411 5 лет назад +283

    Wade: "rhino-oreassasauruses"
    Mark: "That's a thing, I've heard of that, yeah."
    😂😂😂
    (1:03:49)

  • @kairus6327
    @kairus6327 4 года назад +20

    I'm gonna add that statement to my vocab, "NOT EVEN IF I WAS MADE OF SOAP!" 😂😂

  • @just-a-silly-goofy-guy
    @just-a-silly-goofy-guy 5 лет назад +194

    Catan is a society and we live in it

    • @schizophrenicspider4639
      @schizophrenicspider4639 5 лет назад

      How the heck do you live in a board game?

    • @T-Jex
      @T-Jex 5 лет назад +2

      Text placed in the bottom of the screen

  • @Lex-dw7ng
    @Lex-dw7ng 5 лет назад +45

    We just not gonna talk about 25:00? Okay that's cool too, I guess

  • @kizme6698
    @kizme6698 4 года назад +84

    11:03 Ethan sounds like the Hitachiin twins from Ouran HS Host Club :0

  • @XhanAnimations
    @XhanAnimations 4 года назад +17

    "I don't have anywhere I could've built this city-"
    Easy, Bob, on rock and roll

  • @scapularrhyme
    @scapularrhyme 5 лет назад +359

    Is anyone else COMPLETELY confused about this game?

    • @karokostrzewska2837
      @karokostrzewska2837 5 лет назад +7

      Yes

    • @yujinsalad
      @yujinsalad 5 лет назад +6

      Yep :/

    • @madengineerkyouma
      @madengineerkyouma 5 лет назад +7

      No, because I played it a few times

    • @emmaw.8212
      @emmaw.8212 5 лет назад +5

      Ya...

    • @PhoenixNL72-DEGA-
      @PhoenixNL72-DEGA- 5 лет назад +9

      I've just posted a comment with the rules. (I've been doing that for all the Catan video's that where already posted on Bob's channel (Muyskerm))

  • @SuspiciousKoala
    @SuspiciousKoala 5 лет назад +171

    The lack of understanding the rules hurts...

    • @ocean6067
      @ocean6067 5 лет назад +12

      Jff007 Settlements go in any corner, but have to be two spaces from each other. The logs are roads which you can expand your settlements on. The red numbers have the highest chance of getting you more resources. If someone roles an 8, for example, anyone with a settlement on one of the 8’s gets a resource. :D

    • @SuspiciousKoala
      @SuspiciousKoala 5 лет назад +7

      @@ocean6067 Yep, haha! I was referring to the players in this case ;) Especially with the robber stuff

    • @wolfsgames1849
      @wolfsgames1849 5 лет назад +8

      @@SuspiciousKoala tbh i have no idea how to play it either

    • @addyd6222
      @addyd6222 5 лет назад

      Cogitare I tried playing it but got so frustrated I quit

    • @addyd6222
      @addyd6222 5 лет назад +1

      NoisyCricket42 omg I am going to screenshot this thanks a lot!

  • @vampyrmagpie
    @vampyrmagpie 3 года назад +79

    comfort content seekers after unus annus ends welcome

  • @Skullatone
    @Skullatone 5 лет назад +54

    42:09 i feel like this made me crack up too much

    • @Amixan0402
      @Amixan0402 3 года назад +10

      47:37 and 1:18:37 as well

    • @Skullatone
      @Skullatone 3 года назад +1

      Oh my god you're right!

    • @Amixan0402
      @Amixan0402 Год назад +1

      Mark is the embodiment of I will die on my hill and u can't do anything about it

  • @Julia-kw1hu
    @Julia-kw1hu 5 лет назад +150

    Get Jack to play uno with you guy so wade doesn’t have to endure Barbara

  • @valariedean8737
    @valariedean8737 5 лет назад +237

    An hour and a half of them playing, I still don't understand this game lmao
    Edit: Thank you for the likes ❤️

  • @hannachiakari4308
    @hannachiakari4308 3 года назад +20

    wade: "that's hella cup size"
    me: choking* ....
    i'm sorry that's illegal.

  • @dragongamer4056
    @dragongamer4056 5 лет назад +16

    I just saw the shadow of the bowl eclipsing all light

  • @ragingbroseph6263
    @ragingbroseph6263 5 лет назад +13

    *ethan places first house *
    "Outstanding Move!"

  • @LlamaKingGaming
    @LlamaKingGaming 5 лет назад +177

    FRAMES!

  • @boyrios8813
    @boyrios8813 2 года назад +14

    21:20 wade's burst of laughter 😂
    25:40 "This'll be fascinating to watch"
    33:43 Build up to another

  • @anoja31
    @anoja31 5 лет назад +48

    *Ethan's just asking for cards at this point lmaoo ;-;*