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  • @chebaca8
    @chebaca8 5 лет назад +6627

    "Its a black hole"
    "Shes hallucinating"
    "I certainly hope so"
    LMAO

    • @PerplexZ
      @PerplexZ 5 лет назад +17

      lmao

    • @lazygizmo
      @lazygizmo 5 лет назад +109

      *sweats nervously*

    • @onawal931
      @onawal931 5 лет назад +30

      I got that just now. LOL!

    • @niallkcummins1006
      @niallkcummins1006 5 лет назад +6

      dont get it can someone explain?

    • @trevorritzman7079
      @trevorritzman7079 5 лет назад +84

      If it was a black hole it would destroy the earth so they are hoping it’s just a hallucination

  • @shifty3453
    @shifty3453 5 лет назад +5963

    That mri has been through so much

    • @HolowatyVlogs
      @HolowatyVlogs 5 лет назад +175

      Right? George broke the damn table!

    • @illumstern8831
      @illumstern8831 5 лет назад +54

      @@bellavalentina8770 that poor mri...

    • @jordanandamandainc.5387
      @jordanandamandainc.5387 4 года назад +96

      1 like = 1 saved MRI

    • @NettanJuni
      @NettanJuni 4 года назад +29

      @@bellavalentina8770 technically it's "only" 2, since the morbidly obese was in House's head when he was shot.

    • @CarvaxIV
      @CarvaxIV 4 года назад +16

      Anette Juni Pedersen wring episode. That was the guy with the exploding body parts. Fat guy was when Tritter arrested House.

  • @lockedontarget770
    @lockedontarget770 4 года назад +1922

    “Tell then your secret.... Your secret is killing you.”
    That little girl isn’t wrong.

  • @brentage5000
    @brentage5000 6 лет назад +6262

    "This is a medical show, right? What's all this money going to visual effects for?"
    "Oh, we need to create a black hole that one of the characters will be seeing."
    "......What?"

    • @pwnerj
      @pwnerj 6 лет назад +371

      "Hallucinations budget."

    • @MRlavadwarf
      @MRlavadwarf 6 лет назад +34

      Maybe they had more money for this episode from the last one

    • @Grand_History
      @Grand_History 6 лет назад +19

      Brent Dreher it’s a quasar

    • @brentage5000
      @brentage5000 6 лет назад +38

      @@Grand_History *shrug* girl said it's a black hole, so that's what I'm going with. Still, if they actually did make a quasar by accident, that's kinda funny.

    • @MementoPervenire
      @MementoPervenire 6 лет назад +3

      The J-Key that’s kinda meta

  • @ZPM7
    @ZPM7 5 лет назад +4039

    honestly, the least realistic part of this show is that no one has beaten Dr. House to death.

    • @ijustwannacomment2179
      @ijustwannacomment2179 5 лет назад +202

      The police officer guy gave him a run for his money though

    • @shrimpbisque
      @shrimpbisque 5 лет назад +272

      Someone did shoot him at the end of season 2, though.

    •  4 года назад +160

      Also, Chase did punch him.

    • @matiasrivas1692
      @matiasrivas1692 4 года назад +176

      There was also that one time where a guy kneed him in the balls for trying emmotionally manipulate him into giving him his dead wife's heart.

    • @thomaspreudhomme9443
      @thomaspreudhomme9443 4 года назад +81

      He was also punched by a dad when stopping vicodin

  • @ShadowViking95
    @ShadowViking95 5 лет назад +1215

    'Anyone ever tell you, you can be a real buzzkill?'
    Everyone in the room: 'Yes!' 😂😂😂

    • @MsSopla
      @MsSopla 2 года назад +7

      I love that line ❤

  • @julianzuniga8905
    @julianzuniga8905 5 лет назад +1755

    I swear to god, House is like an anime character he spends all this time thinking and when some slight off topic detail comes up he has some sort of epiphany and starts to think for a while. I just imagine him monologuing in his head

    • @MasterArchfiend
      @MasterArchfiend 5 лет назад +95

      That's how Sherlock Holmes worked and House was based on him. Keeping details to himself until he was sure he was right and then proving it without telling anyone, but still trusting them to pull through for him, especially Watson/Wilson.

    • @gsomslayer
      @gsomslayer 4 года назад +21

      that's a real human thing, these brain blast moments

    • @MasterArchfiend
      @MasterArchfiend 4 года назад +10

      @@gsomslayer I see you to remember Jimmy Neutron.

    • @gsomslayer
      @gsomslayer 4 года назад +2

      @@MasterArchfiend very faintly, actually

    • @Chris_Cross
      @Chris_Cross 4 года назад +6

      What has that got anything to do with anime??

  • @erikswanson224
    @erikswanson224 3 года назад +1638

    House just destroys a bf/gf relationship, a father son relationship, a husband wife relationship and walks away happy. All in a day's work.

    • @joshhoffman517
      @joshhoffman517 2 года назад +318

      The girlfriend and the dad did that themselves. House just brought light to it

    • @prariedoug225
      @prariedoug225 2 года назад +232

      Oh no * gasp *
      The consequences to their own actions....
      Who could've thought

    • @Achilles645
      @Achilles645 2 года назад +9

      @@joshhoffman517 he's still a terrible person

    • @whaleborne1308
      @whaleborne1308 2 года назад +104

      @@Achilles645 someone is terrible, only for exposing terrible behaviour?

    • @arucarddimples1944
      @arucarddimples1944 2 года назад +54

      House didn't destroy it. Her secret was all ready eating away at her subconscious she would have let it out eventually. People need to be responsible for their own actions, not blame them on others.
      The bf/gf relationship should survive. They were split up, so there's no logical fault on her.
      The father's relationships I could see that being strained for a long time. If he was a good honest loving father/man who only made a mistake while drinking maybe he can salvage things. Or maybe not.

  • @atlasprime6193
    @atlasprime6193 3 года назад +362

    I like the cinematography showing where House was standing with the dad. He literally became the devil on his shoulder voicing his thought to everyone.

    • @dietotaku
      @dietotaku 2 года назад +12

      i love seeing observations like this in the comments! adds a whole new layer to the show.

    • @aliceramdom.s
      @aliceramdom.s 2 года назад

      right

    • @aliceramdom.s
      @aliceramdom.s 2 года назад

      its not cinematography

    • @cardfreak0560
      @cardfreak0560 2 года назад +2

      @@aliceramdom.s make a sandwich

  • @handfulmousefly
    @handfulmousefly 5 лет назад +2896

    Sleeping with an emotionally vulnerable young woman who up until that moment had been dating your son... Yikesss.

  • @awaismir2398
    @awaismir2398 6 лет назад +4019

    Ohh he slept with his son's gf.. but it's ok.. he was drunk.. best excuse ever..

    • @arcanewarrior863
      @arcanewarrior863 6 лет назад +567

      Top 3 cheating excuses:
      I was drunk
      It meant nothing
      I was thinking of you the whole time

    • @masters.1000
      @masters.1000 6 лет назад +98

      Getting drunk means your inhibitions goes away as much as you drink, it isn't an excuse.
      You would do something that in your normal life you wouln't even consider.

    • @awaismir2398
      @awaismir2398 6 лет назад +95

      I am going to assume nobody buys that

    • @masters.1000
      @masters.1000 6 лет назад +26

      @@awaismir2398 then you never got really drunk

    • @arcanewarrior863
      @arcanewarrior863 6 лет назад +211

      @@masters.1000 Your logic states that drinking makes your inhibitions go away, which is true, but then you say that it makes you do stuff you wouldn't even consider. If you wouldn't even consider, you wouldn't do it, your inhibitions are lowered, your personality does not change.
      My point is, the father in this case must have wanted to sleep with his son's girlfriend, or maybe even just found her attractive, or wanting sexual relations outside his marriage. However, his inhibitions stop him from following these through, when he is drunk, these inhibitions are lowered, but he still carries out the act. My point is you can't use alcohol as an excuse

  • @monkeyboysam5551
    @monkeyboysam5551 6 лет назад +1828

    *It is Lööpus*

    • @janesylum
      @janesylum 6 лет назад +13

      Bobby Bass ligma

    • @cyonoise8782
      @cyonoise8782 6 лет назад +23

      *DID SOMEONE SAY....... LOOPS*

    • @Ilchino1
      @Ilchino1 6 лет назад +33

      Brother can you spare Some lööpus

    • @monkeyboysam5551
      @monkeyboysam5551 6 лет назад +6

      The KGB has announced it is in your local grocery store, take it and walk out the store, *we will handle the rest, brother*

    • @plh8707
      @plh8707 6 лет назад +2

      No, it's lumbago

  • @gauravgurha5158
    @gauravgurha5158 6 лет назад +2707

    isn't hugh's American accent the best thing

    • @darkb4light06
      @darkb4light06 6 лет назад +19

      Gaurav Gurha It is but I sometimes get annoyed at how he draws out his "s"'s

    • @policebrutality2909
      @policebrutality2909 6 лет назад +115

      I never knew he was British so when I heard his normal voice for the first time I freaked out.

    • @donvalentino9822
      @donvalentino9822 6 лет назад +73

      I’m being honest when I say as a Brit that I never noticed him ever slip into a British accent, he should of been knighted for how well he could do it and for how long

    • @garytaylor3880
      @garytaylor3880 6 лет назад +1

      @@policebrutality2909 I was the same with Andrew Lincoln lol

    • @seanwebb605
      @seanwebb605 6 лет назад +2

      Gaurav Gurha He should have used a Canadian accent.

  • @anthonypittman6443
    @anthonypittman6443 4 года назад +251

    “I was drunk” is the worst excuse u can use

    • @AndresFelipe0402
      @AndresFelipe0402 4 года назад +2

      Yeah let's teach the bastards how to better lie, that will help

    • @john851231
      @john851231 4 года назад +8

      Well at first he said "she was crying" than after that he said "I was drunk." Do you think a drunk man can reasuring/comfort people who was sad ?

    • @AndresFelipe0402
      @AndresFelipe0402 4 года назад +6

      @@john851231 would you trust someone who lied to his own son after having had intercourse with his son's gf?

    • @john851231
      @john851231 4 года назад

      @@AndresFelipe0402 thats my Point. He clearly lied.

  • @kateorman
    @kateorman 3 года назад +92

    "You OK?"
    "Lost a patient."
    "I'm sorry. What happened?"
    "She fell in a f***ing quasar."

    • @ReichLife
      @ReichLife 7 месяцев назад +1

      Doctors hate when that happens.

  • @jamesN6450
    @jamesN6450 4 года назад +175

    hallucinations are fascinating to me, the idea that someone can just delude themselves into whats basically another dimension. Really amazing.

    • @dinamosflams
      @dinamosflams 2 года назад +10

      Not really how this allways works. There are all kinds of hallucinations. Only a few are like that and some are even more amazing

    • @Black_Knight767
      @Black_Knight767 2 года назад +5

      Sometimes it's giant spiders in the corner of an aquarium, other times it's a disembodied voice whispering your name. Hallucinations, man…

    • @LewisBowels
      @LewisBowels 2 года назад +3

      Not as intense as that of a dream. I am sure some can be like that and I can assume those are quite rare unlike voices or seeing creatures/shades/other people. Ever have sleep paralysis? That's a hallucination happening but you at least stop having it once your body wakes up. Honestly couldn't imagine having that all the time while awake. Sounds horrifying not knowing what is real or an image made by your mind that makes you wonder if it is real.

    • @dannythompson1948
      @dannythompson1948 Год назад

      Smoke dmt. That's the best way to experience intense hallucinations that will be over in moments. It's a real mind blower.

    • @yevgeniyaleshchenko849
      @yevgeniyaleshchenko849 Год назад

      They don't '''delude'' themselves, it's the brain deluding them aka sending the wrong signals or reading it the wrong way. Saying ''deluding themselvs'' makes it sound as if people are making themselves believe it - but no, they don't ''convince'' themselves, they actually think they are experiencing it. It's also not ''amazing'' to people who suffer from it.

  • @ununpentium2255
    @ununpentium2255 5 лет назад +705

    Took him less than 50 seconds to destroy a family completely.

    • @BoomchacleV0
      @BoomchacleV0 4 года назад +40

      Took the dad 15 minutes.

    • @henrypeters5291
      @henrypeters5291 4 года назад +23

      1, 15 minutes is way too generous. 2 it is the father's fault because he needed to reveal that to confirm the diagnosis.

    • @Tigressa101
      @Tigressa101 4 года назад

      It's his superpower throughout this show, not surprising he would break his records over the course of the series

    • @DisKorruptd
      @DisKorruptd 4 года назад

      hey, that's a new record!

    • @Hassassin119
      @Hassassin119 4 года назад +5

      Are you implying that the dad only lasted 50 seconds in bed with his son's girlfriend?

  • @CallOn84
    @CallOn84 6 лет назад +589

    The patient has fallen through time and space
    She will become a time lord, any moment now...

    • @shadowxxe
      @shadowxxe 5 лет назад +14

      Either that or she'll get ripped up into her atomic components and be flung into the void of nothingness

    • @zetanull9631
      @zetanull9631 5 лет назад +18

      @@shadowxxe and then regenerate into a time lord

    • @mufalmewww
      @mufalmewww 5 лет назад +4

      The patient has crossed the event horizon

    • @Stellarionas
      @Stellarionas 5 лет назад +3

      Better call The Doctor to confirm it

    • @janesmith699
      @janesmith699 5 лет назад

      U don't simply become a timelord.

  • @modano1509
    @modano1509 Год назад +101

    As the boyfriend in this situation…yeah that was a rough day…
    In all seriousness though, Hugh Laurie is a gem of a person and a fantastic actor. It was truly an honor to work with him. Just so happened the day we shot that scene they had just won two people’s choice awards the night before with the show and Hugh getting the honors. I’ll never forget it. Felt way over my skis and Hugh made me feel like part of the family.

    • @nfsm654
      @nfsm654 Год назад +14

      Pretty cool to see an actor kicking around in the comments. It must be a trip to watch clips like this with yourself in them. I hope you're doing well and having a pleasant day

    • @anshraghuwanshi1827
      @anshraghuwanshi1827 Год назад +6

      I'm high and I just read the title and thought you went through a similar situation. 💀💀💀

    • @yevgeniyaleshchenko849
      @yevgeniyaleshchenko849 Год назад

      @@anshraghuwanshi1827 🙄🙄🙄

  • @cmilla111
    @cmilla111 Год назад +59

    The worst part of this episode is Foreman is a neurologist and cares the least about this technology that shows us what someone is thinking.

    • @VoodooAngel63
      @VoodooAngel63 Год назад +2

      But if that technology really existed, how frightening would that be

    • @walkermorales337
      @walkermorales337 Год назад +8

      Lore wise he probably used that machine others a ton of times already so he might just not find it that interesting/exciting anymore.

    • @10ones
      @10ones Год назад +1

      @@VoodooAngel63wait that doesn’t exist

    • @yevgeniyaleshchenko849
      @yevgeniyaleshchenko849 Год назад +2

      @@walkermorales337 Don't think so because everyone else was fascinated by it and at that point they worked as a team so I don't think he had a separate opportunity to use it alone (it's also probably just for extraordinary cases).

    • @noradlark167
      @noradlark167 4 месяца назад +3

      Maybe he cares the least because he is a neurologist.

  • @mikecane
    @mikecane 6 лет назад +678

    Five minutes into the video before House is in it. I wondered if this was an episode where he was locked up or on vacation.

    • @cyber8697
      @cyber8697 6 лет назад +51

      knowing how House is, to him being locked up IS his vacation.

    • @williamanderson9525
      @williamanderson9525 6 лет назад +3

      Mike Cane 5:08 your mom

    • @yevgeniyaleshchenko849
      @yevgeniyaleshchenko849 5 лет назад +3

      @@williamanderson9525 WTF is this? What for?

    • @nate87799
      @nate87799 3 года назад +2

      @@yevgeniyaleshchenko849 two years later, he meant to put the time at 5:04 . Chase says “does anything get you excited?” To which he commented “your mom” in response. I only explained it like that so you can just see the notification and not have to watch they video to refresh yourself.

    • @l.a.3479
      @l.a.3479 2 года назад

      Not necessarily

  • @slimkek4254
    @slimkek4254 5 лет назад +885

    If anyone is wondering what house just said to the dad, it's "Cerebellar Schistosomiasis Delayed Hypersensitivity Allergy"
    *Edit: holy sht thanks for the likes lol*

    • @shadowxxe
      @shadowxxe 5 лет назад +36

      If anyone was wondering what that blackhole like space thing is its called a Blazar

    • @gothivore277
      @gothivore277 5 лет назад +25

      No it’s actually called a quasar short for “quasi stellar object”, it’s just a blackhole that’s is actively feeding on surrounding matter and getting bigger.

    • @genericusername7959
      @genericusername7959 5 лет назад +12

      @@gothivore277 Thanks for that... I've heard the term "quasar" in sci-fi before, but never actually looked it up until now. Learning is fun :)

    • @simplecomplexity886
      @simplecomplexity886 5 лет назад +7

      @@gothivore277 according to google, a quasar is a massive and extremely remote celestial object emitting exceptionally large amounts of energy. It has been theorised that a quasar contains a supermassive blackhole inside it and may suggest a stage in the evolution of a galaxy but the quasar itself is not a blackhole. Although i think you might be right that it is a quasar, a blazar does seem to fit the image shown well.

    • @scottvelez3154
      @scottvelez3154 5 лет назад +4

      So basically schistosomiasis in the brain causing allergic reaction.
      There really is no way to simplify it, it's a complicated thing in and of itself

  • @Rapt0r_
    @Rapt0r_ 5 лет назад +23

    “All things considered, it’s actually great news.” Damn, the wit and delivery in this show is unmatched.

  • @rickwatkins6449
    @rickwatkins6449 2 года назад +45

    This is hands down the coolest hospital ever they've got practically everything a state of the art hospital needs

  • @bethanyleigh9691
    @bethanyleigh9691 6 лет назад +435

    This is the first episode I ever watched and it’s probably one of my favourites . I got hooked on the story and found it so fascinating how they diagnose patients . Makes me wish I went into the medical profession

    • @godlygamer911
      @godlygamer911 6 лет назад +59

      ... you think this is accurate in any way?

    • @bethanyleigh9691
      @bethanyleigh9691 6 лет назад +28

      Obviously not but my point is that (although not 100% accurate) the show makes me i wish I had the qualifications to help people with their health 👍

    • @sandeepbalasubramanya9674
      @sandeepbalasubramanya9674 6 лет назад +18

      🤪🤪🤪🤪🤪
      Don’t come to this profession
      I’m going nuts
      Love the profession but who loves the hard work 😅

    • @ruddthreesnestedboxes
      @ruddthreesnestedboxes 6 лет назад +41

      In House's own words, "Treating illnesses, is why we become doctors. Treating patients, is why most doctors want to kill themselves."

    • @anthonyitaliano7316
      @anthonyitaliano7316 6 лет назад +21

      ​@@sandeepbalasubramanya9674 Yep, everyone take note of this comment. Doctors & Nurses have the HIGHEST suicide rate of ANY profession. Doctors and nurses work ridiculously long hours, some up to 80hrs a week; if you've been at all suicidal in the past this career is NOT for you.

  • @patrykli03
    @patrykli03 5 лет назад +263

    House: Has anyone ever told you that you are a real buzzkill?
    Everyone: Yes
    😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

  • @brucebanner6885
    @brucebanner6885 6 лет назад +2357

    House just ruined that families lives.. and he's making stand up comedy out of it 😂😂😂😂

    • @andreguia1731
      @andreguia1731 6 лет назад +278

      Did he? Or did he exposed the one who did?

    • @saintaliciadominica3388
      @saintaliciadominica3388 6 лет назад +51

      🤣 yes because that wouldn’t have surfaced on its own eventually

    • @I_am16
      @I_am16 6 лет назад +4

      @@TacticalEarProductions
      Most people don't actually give a damn

    • @TacticalEarProductions
      @TacticalEarProductions 6 лет назад +2

      @@I_am16 Congrats.

    • @scowler92
      @scowler92 5 лет назад +31

      He's a well-meaning sadist.

  • @TheCoolProfessor
    @TheCoolProfessor 4 года назад +221

    A machine that can turn a persons thoughts into images. That's incredible! It's the future.

    • @NoJusticeNoPeace
      @NoJusticeNoPeace 2 года назад +45

      It exists, but is extremely limited. And it doesn't create images. They can show you an image and measure whether or not you're thinking about that specific thing after enough mapping of your brain -- sometimes -- but what they're showing in this episode is pure science fiction.

    • @zachialadams9279
      @zachialadams9279 2 года назад +11

      @@NoJusticeNoPeace not anymore. We've got tech that can actually work out the images you're picturing. In real time.

    • @eitim9533
      @eitim9533 2 года назад +2

      @@zachialadams9279 that's amazing

    • @TueenTuo
      @TueenTuo 2 года назад +3

      No such thing.

    • @ericterry4544
      @ericterry4544 2 года назад +2

      @@zachialadams9279 What is that tech called? Does it have a technical name? I want to research it.

  • @stephenrose8300
    @stephenrose8300 5 лет назад +52

    I was half expecting to hear the "Doctor Who" theme song in the beginning.

  • @RogueAndroid
    @RogueAndroid 6 лет назад +438

    First minute, girl hallucinates a Black Hole... one of the most awesome things in this universe.
    I'm actually kind of jealous :D

    • @shaneyzamora2525
      @shaneyzamora2525 6 лет назад +41

      Wouldn't be so awesome being sucked into one though.

    • @MrHEC381991
      @MrHEC381991 6 лет назад +17

      Wormhole, maybe.
      Black hole, nope.

    • @lightbearer1550
      @lightbearer1550 6 лет назад +14

      It's a neutron star not a black hole or wormhole either way wouldnt be fun thinking of getting su ked into one.

    • @annie4500
      @annie4500 5 лет назад +5

      Don't be hallucinations are scary ASF and especially when it seems so realistic

    • @annie4500
      @annie4500 5 лет назад +2

      @cak01vej oh my gosh that sounds so scary ! Id have a anxiety attack if I ended up having a hallucination like hers in the show 😅I seem to recently have started to have hallucinations where I hear bad things being said about me by family and it wickedly puts me down and shit it also scares me because I feel like there real but I'm never sure and yea shits wild

  • @izjusme9504
    @izjusme9504 6 лет назад +452

    Dr house. Both the saviour and ruiner of lives

    • @Hassassin119
      @Hassassin119 4 года назад

      Who did House sleep with in this episode to ruin people's lives???

    • @BladeEffect
      @BladeEffect 4 года назад +5

      Ruiner of lies*

    • @mariajo2698
      @mariajo2698 3 года назад +1

      @@BladeEffect I like that even more haha

    • @ascenderx
      @ascenderx 3 года назад +2

      Technically it was a ruined one, just hidden from the rest.
      House just uncovered it.
      I wonder what he did next. Living with parents is always a burden, personal opinion, I'd ditch that alcoholic and the cheating hooker and run away with mom from that freakshow.

    • @yevgeniyaleshchenko849
      @yevgeniyaleshchenko849 Год назад

      He didn't ruin anything, that was bad luck that the son went out at that precise time and it was simply not house's job to cover for father, the time for Abby was running out.

  • @RuralTowner
    @RuralTowner 6 лет назад +44

    From 9:00 onward
    In Robin Hood Prince of Thieves when the Sheriff threatened to cut out Robin's heart with a spoon...he should've threatened to use House...he's even MORE blunt....

  • @Nykolax8
    @Nykolax8 6 лет назад +965

    Is a black hole
    She is allucinating
    I certainly hope so!

    • @Nykolax8
      @Nykolax8 6 лет назад +20

      @@mattt7396I don't know about that, man. I might have been hallucinating

    • @Nykolax8
      @Nykolax8 6 лет назад +1

      @@mattt7396I don't know about that, man. I might have been hallucinating

    • @josephpallan9175
      @josephpallan9175 6 лет назад +4

      @@Nykolax8 I certainly hope so!

    • @williamanderson9525
      @williamanderson9525 6 лет назад +1

      Amoniaco NH3 5:08 your mom

    • @Alexandr_Silver
      @Alexandr_Silver 5 лет назад +2

      @@mattt7396 Maybe it was funny because Foreman was close and he is you know, darker :)

  • @Tonydaling
    @Tonydaling 3 года назад +39

    They probably blew the budget of an entire possible 9th season with scenes like this

    • @l.a.3479
      @l.a.3479 2 года назад +1

      That, and on Hugh Laurie's salary.

    • @yevgeniyaleshchenko849
      @yevgeniyaleshchenko849 Год назад

      @@l.a.3479 Except that Hugh Laurie earned reasonably per hollywood standards, I mean not a million per episode.

  • @graceafina7307
    @graceafina7307 2 года назад +18

    That editing when she is falling into the black hole is top notch😂👌

  • @s1074007
    @s1074007 6 лет назад +106

    8:48 this is hilarious 😂

    • @briankerrigan3529
      @briankerrigan3529 6 лет назад

      Brings to mind Steve Martin movie The Man With Two Brains.

    • @graceafina7307
      @graceafina7307 2 года назад

      “CUZDUHAHA”

    • @FredHerbert999
      @FredHerbert999 3 месяца назад

      I've been looking for this part for weeks! So good lol

  • @Dweebix
    @Dweebix 6 лет назад +677

    Destroy a life to save a life.

    • @wessltov
      @wessltov 6 лет назад +121

      The dad destroyed his own the second he decided to sleep with her. Drunk or not, an adult should be treated like an adult

    • @mrguest3749
      @mrguest3749 6 лет назад +2

      1:1

    • @PerfectAlibi1
      @PerfectAlibi1 6 лет назад +2

      @@wessltov
      Technically she was an adult too... XD

    • @wessltov
      @wessltov 6 лет назад +5

      @@PerfectAlibi1 True XD
      Technically, *she* was single

    • @Sasuga_Skky
      @Sasuga_Skky 5 лет назад +9

      @@PerfectAlibi1 He's still in a position of power over her, so not great on his behalf ...

  • @Shadowkey392
    @Shadowkey392 6 лет назад +48

    0:27 I did not think I would ever see THAT in a medical show!

  • @intesarnur5200
    @intesarnur5200 5 лет назад +80

    There goes patient confidentiality out of the window

    • @CornholioPuppetMaster
      @CornholioPuppetMaster 4 года назад +6

      Neither the dad or son were a patient

    • @tomlxyz
      @tomlxyz 3 года назад

      Wouldn't that mean breaching every time they speak out the diagnosis with other in the room?

    • @intesarnur5200
      @intesarnur5200 3 года назад +1

      @@tomlxyz Well yes. You are actually not supposed to do this. If you are speaking to other healthcare professionals about another patient it should be done so discreetly and carefully. Unfortunately, practically this can be challenging sometimes but it is important.

    • @partyguy101ify
      @partyguy101ify 3 года назад +1

      @@BlueHat1 That's not what OP meant. House walked out of the patient's room, took the unrelated man aside, and told him all about the diagnosis. The patient's boyfriend's father has no legal right to what House told him, so House is in the wrong, legally.

    • @michaelccozens
      @michaelccozens 3 года назад

      @@partyguy101ify House was communicating a hypothetical, not revealing any actual medical information about the patient, so, questionable? There's also the unique circumstance of House's entire practice. Ethically dubious, sure, but legally? I dunno.

  • @not_solstaartz_0ne225
    @not_solstaartz_0ne225 5 лет назад +46

    “Technically she was legal” House...My god still finds out ways to make dark moments funny?

  • @ultralaggerREV1
    @ultralaggerREV1 5 лет назад +27

    Who needs quantum portals to explore other dimensions when you can hallucinate

    • @constipatedbowels3473
      @constipatedbowels3473 5 лет назад

      Ultralagger R.E.V....Quantum portals??...jeez,are u really that stupid?..... Nobody has ever used "quantum" portals to ever explore other dimensions!!!.....so ur stupid comment is actually moot!!!....
      ...

    • @shadowxxe
      @shadowxxe 4 года назад

      @@constipatedbowels3473 well no one to be fair no one has ever explored other dimensions

    • @constipatedbowels3473
      @constipatedbowels3473 4 года назад

      @@shadowxxe I have....m sure many others have as well.....!!!....

  • @M3h420
    @M3h420 2 месяца назад

    5:27 The buzzkill comment and the simultaneous “yes” took me tf out! Lmao.

  • @WebHead1996-1
    @WebHead1996-1 5 лет назад +185

    Lmfao he didn't have to roast the dad like that 😂😂😂😂💀

    • @WebHead1996-1
      @WebHead1996-1 3 года назад

      @@kelseyswanepoel7056 I was joking..

    • @kelseyswanepoel7056
      @kelseyswanepoel7056 3 года назад

      @@WebHead1996-1 Oh sorry, so hard to tell tone from text

    • @WebHead1996-1
      @WebHead1996-1 3 года назад

      @@kelseyswanepoel7056 it's all good no harm done 🙂👍

  • @elizabethpribyshchuk4896
    @elizabethpribyshchuk4896 3 года назад +15

    House: " Has anyone told you, you can be a real buzzkill"?
    Everyone else: "YES"

  • @shawnc666
    @shawnc666 6 лет назад +302

    Didn't House, later in the episode, reveal he was lying about the disease?

    • @golden_misfit
      @golden_misfit 6 лет назад +148

      Different episode, a guy’s wife had an affair and House saved their relationship by falsely diagnosing the wife with a disease that causes a virgin pregnancy. He soon admitted to another doctor (I don’t remember which) that he lied about the diagnosis

    • @AlexTheOilersFan
      @AlexTheOilersFan 5 лет назад +12

      The Spanish Inquisition he said it to Cuddy

    • @Spikastru
      @Spikastru 5 лет назад +9

      The Spanish Inquisition i did not expect that...
      Hehe

    • @dharmallars
      @dharmallars Год назад

      @@golden_misfit that’s the episode where the girls friends dose her with mushrooms. The patient whose paternity test he forged wasn’t featured in the episode but hearing about it helped cuddy solve the case

  • @plasmabeam7439
    @plasmabeam7439 2 года назад +6

    "cerebellar schistosomiasis delayed hypersensitivity allergy... or CSHHAaa". Cracks me up the way his face shows his intelligence 🤣

  • @OopsOlliePopp
    @OopsOlliePopp 4 года назад +24

    “Its a black hole”
    “She’s hallucinating”
    “I hope so”
    Fucking amazing hahaha

  • @Walter-Anderson
    @Walter-Anderson 6 лет назад +200

    Maybe it's lupus?

  • @willhull1735
    @willhull1735 5 лет назад +9

    The house episodes always have great plot twists you never see them coming quite literally lol

  • @jupiter7272
    @jupiter7272 4 года назад +17

    I feel like an episode doesn’t go by without someone saying “she/he’s hallucinating” and most of the time it’s Foreman saying it 😭

    • @l.a.3479
      @l.a.3479 2 года назад +1

      Maybe because that's his specialty? I think he's a neurologist.

  • @111inh
    @111inh 5 лет назад +41

    im legit addicted to watching these vids

  • @827Drew
    @827Drew 5 лет назад +9

    0:33 It's not a black hole, it's a quasar. They're similar, and a black hole is in the middle of a quasar, but not every black hole is a quasar. A quasar is actually amazing.
    You know when they say nothing can escape a black hole's gravity? Take a look at a quasar. I bet you'll never think the same way.

  • @cupoftea3499
    @cupoftea3499 5 лет назад +16

    I have had minor helucination, I was really tired, I looked at a cylinder and thought it was a sphere cut in half

  • @emma_isinlove
    @emma_isinlove 6 лет назад +25

    From the writers of Strangers Things: Seeing Things😂

  • @savani10
    @savani10 5 лет назад +4

    To confirm the diagnosis he has to confess only to the doctors, not his entire family.

  • @magnesiumpumpkin8453
    @magnesiumpumpkin8453 5 лет назад +9

    Ah, that was the scene that induced a fear of MRI machines in me when I was young.

  • @SuperGreatSphinx
    @SuperGreatSphinx 6 лет назад +52

    A hallucination is a perception in the absence of external stimulus that has qualities of real perception.
    Hallucinations are vivid, substantial, and are perceived to be located in external objective space.
    They are distinguishable from several related phenomena, such as dreaming, which does not involve wakefulness; pseudohallucination, which does not mimic real perception, and is accurately perceived as unreal; illusion, which involves distorted or misinterpreted real perception; and imagery, which does not mimic real perception and is under voluntary control.
    Hallucinations also differ from "delusional perceptions", in which a correctly sensed and interpreted stimulus (i.e., a real perception) is given some additional (and typically absurd) significance.
    Hallucinations can occur in any sensory modality-visual, auditory, olfactory, gustatory, tactile, proprioceptive, equilibrioceptive, nociceptive, thermoceptive and chronoceptive.
    A mild form of hallucination is known as a disturbance, and can occur in most of the senses above.
    These may be things like seeing movement in peripheral vision, or hearing faint noises and/or voices.
    Auditory hallucinations are very common in schizophrenia.
    They may be benevolent (telling the subject good things about themselves) or malicious, cursing the subject, etc.
    Auditory hallucinations of the malicious type are frequently heard, for example people talking about the subject behind their back.
    Like auditory hallucinations, the source of the visual counterpart can also be behind the subject's back.
    Their visual counterpart is the feeling of being looked or stared at, usually with malicious intent.
    Frequently, auditory hallucinations and their visual counterpart are experienced by the subject together.
    Hypnagogic hallucinations and hypnopompic hallucinations are considered normal phenomena.
    Hypnagogic hallucinations can occur as one is falling asleep and hypnopompic hallucinations occur when one is waking up.
    Hallucinations can be associated with drug use (particularly deliriants), sleep deprivation, psychosis, neurological disorders, and delirium tremens.
    The word "hallucination" itself was introduced into the English language by the 17th-century physician Sir Thomas Browne in 1646 from the derivation of the Latin word alucinari, meaning to wander in the mind.
    For Browne, hallucination means a sort of vision that is "depraved and receive[s] its objects erroneously".

    • @VincentGonzalezVeg
      @VincentGonzalezVeg 5 лет назад +1

      I have mirror touch synestesia
      ive been confused for years by people acting like they diddnt have it
      recently ive found out

    • @DrJ-hx7wv
      @DrJ-hx7wv 4 года назад +1

      You copied and pasted this from Wikipedia and are passing it off as your own.

  • @eghoseisiramen1892
    @eghoseisiramen1892 Год назад +2

    Love how foreman was about to say yes as well at 5:31

  • @MoonlitPhoenix0
    @MoonlitPhoenix0 3 года назад +3

    This is the most elaborate halucination I've ever seen in any show or movie

  • @anu.
    @anu. 6 лет назад +43

    I was absolutely disgusted by the end of the episode. Gf and bfs dad were such twats.

    • @winxclubfairiesrule1
      @winxclubfairiesrule1 5 лет назад +3

      Well, like the dad said they were broken up and it seems like they were drunk. It wasn't cheating and it's not like either of them were thinking rational

    • @boarbro64
      @boarbro64 5 лет назад +30

      @@winxclubfairiesrule1 Still gross. Especially when she got back together with his son and clearly had no intention of telling him.
      Also, "a drunk man's actions are a sober man's thoughts" as they say. Just 'cause they were drunk doesn't mean it was the only time either was thinking of it.

    • @winxclubfairiesrule1
      @winxclubfairiesrule1 5 лет назад +1

      @@boarbro64 ok, so they were physically attracted to each other. It's not something either of them would do in their right mind. And it's not like she ever had a chance to tell him if she even thought to. But, there isn't a reason for her to tell him anyway because they were broken up. I think my health teacher is really attractive, would I ever flirt with him? No. Would I flirt if I was high or drunk? Probably.
      Now if you wanna judge people based on stuff they did when neither of them were thinking straight and had loosened inhibitions, then you go ahead.

    • @boarbro64
      @boarbro64 5 лет назад +9

      ​@@winxclubfairiesrule1 She very well could have told him when they got back together. It's not as if they never saw each other again and thus had no reason to bring it up. She sees him and his family God-knows how many times since then and not once does she think it'd be a good idea to tell him of the incident or to get it off her chest, assuming she had even a sliver of guilt over it. I'm not even touching the fact that his own father didn't tell him.
      Also, I'd like to point out after watching the clip again, the dad states "I was drunk," implying she was sober. So she knowingly screwed her ex's dad, got back together with her ex, proceeded to never tell him despite the fact that she screwed his father.
      On top, you say "physically attracted" so passively as if that's all there is to it and that they aren't seeing each other on a regular basis via her boyfriend/his son and the fact that she literally has thoughts of him while being examined in this clip.
      And for the record, people aren't magically unable to control themselves and any of their actions when they're drunk. It doesn't break inhibitions, it loosens them. So long as they're not near pass-out drunk they still have the ability to process what's happening and decide if they want to do it. Considering he can even remember it, that likely means he wasn't at that point. And assuming I'm correct and she was sober, then the point of alcohol's effect on inhibitions is moot anyway and at the very least she's a twat, no matter how you spin it.

    • @theflooddude1753
      @theflooddude1753 5 лет назад

      Agreed bad characters some dad doesn’t just Frick up his sons gf ex or not

  • @antares8476
    @antares8476 2 года назад +16

    I just love how the bf asks if it will hurt her. But the father sais 'a lot hopefullies'. As if he wasn't worried or deep down he worried about having a hallucinating daughter than her well being. Than again I might be wrong.

  • @Astrophysix1
    @Astrophysix1 Год назад +2

    I feel like if House calls you a buzzkill, you've stooped to quite a low.

  • @ismailagovic9705
    @ismailagovic9705 6 лет назад +76

    That is a neutron star.

    • @khorps4756
      @khorps4756 6 лет назад +9

      yeah maybe she should've paid attention to her class instead of drinking vodka and frothing at the mouth

    • @johnbonhomme2232
      @johnbonhomme2232 6 лет назад +3

      It could just as easily be a black hole. Both can have accretion disks and strong enough gravitational pull to cause emission of x-rays from the inner accretion disk, which are intense enough to heat outer matter, giving off blackbody radiation, some of which is in the visible spectrum. Also, both can emit polar jets (such as shown), known as astrophysical (or relativistic) jets.

    • @Serpent511
      @Serpent511 6 лет назад +2

      @@johnbonhomme2232 0:39 Or just a quasar?

    • @johnbonhomme2232
      @johnbonhomme2232 6 лет назад +3

      @@Serpent511 Yes, it could be, but I would lump that in with black holes as they are simply extremely active galactic nuclei, which are believed to be structured around a super massive black holes and produce electromagnetic radiation in the same way I stated before.

    • @shadowxxe
      @shadowxxe 5 лет назад

      @@Serpent511 More likley to be a Blazar by the looks of it

  • @TheExeption
    @TheExeption Год назад +2

    I love that even house was interested and had to poikt out foreman was a buzzkill

  • @TheFiown
    @TheFiown 4 года назад +7

    That MRI machine should have it's own show !

  • @TheMike0088
    @TheMike0088 2 года назад +1

    The fact that the kid restrained himself enough to not punch his dad in the face. I know I would have.

  • @mlscarbo
    @mlscarbo 5 лет назад +45

    Reading the comments and Really,....that crazy sci-fi device that they hooked to her head so they can see what she's thinking gets no mention. House was suppose to be based in reality.

    • @nikkoa.3639
      @nikkoa.3639 5 лет назад +1

      Oh if only we had that

    • @MCLuviin
      @MCLuviin 5 лет назад +3

      It exists

    • @The9AcesFamily
      @The9AcesFamily 5 лет назад +6

      Trust me they do this in underground bunkers for the CIA.

    • @Stevenvolzone
      @Stevenvolzone 5 лет назад +10

      @miscarbo guys I know I'm just a frog but if you do a little bit of research into it for yourself you will find out it is a real piece of equipment just not as detailed as they made it look TV show

    • @boianko
      @boianko 3 года назад +1

      The device exists, it's just an FMRI scanner that has an algorithm that turns brain signals into images.

  • @HKBronc
    @HKBronc 2 года назад +2

    "Where do you get off asking m-"
    "Shut up."

  • @krock90
    @krock90 Год назад +4

    Classic Hugh Laurie face @8:49 😂

  • @inanimatesum4945
    @inanimatesum4945 7 месяцев назад +2

    -Sleeps with Son's Girlfriend after they broke up
    -He gets them both drunk
    -She's a minor
    Dude is gonna be making an escape and permanent residence in Egypt after this.

  • @cunningsmile4166
    @cunningsmile4166 6 лет назад +19

    5:07
    What? House isnt here. Somebody had to say it.

  • @Lord-Gazimus
    @Lord-Gazimus 2 месяца назад +1

    Some would say House is a horrible person, but he delivered karma there.

  • @celineakl9125
    @celineakl9125 5 лет назад +9

    8:45 cuzdahhhh

  • @cleanerben9636
    @cleanerben9636 Год назад +1

    House took so much pleasure in getting him to admit what he did and so did I.

  • @mf6598
    @mf6598 5 лет назад +15

    It always happens in the CT scanner

    • @wobby1268
      @wobby1268 5 лет назад +1

      The MRI of Dooooom...

  • @markyahtzee1194
    @markyahtzee1194 5 лет назад +2

    This is one of the house episode where i get chills, the first time i experience the mir scan see folks at the window looking at me like test subject.

  • @anonyninja7737
    @anonyninja7737 5 лет назад +44

    I could also go for 4 MG of lorazapam.

    • @thegatorhator6822
      @thegatorhator6822 4 года назад +3

      Couldn't we all?

    • @k.foster-rb7eh
      @k.foster-rb7eh 5 месяцев назад

      Me too! Everytime they call for it, i say dont forget me😫

  • @astralmirage6353
    @astralmirage6353 2 года назад +2

    When house resorts to full body scans, you know the case is tough

  • @LetsDrinkWindex
    @LetsDrinkWindex 6 лет назад +10

    0:59
    I can see the green screen :3
    good effects though.

  • @gracebee6925
    @gracebee6925 5 лет назад +1

    0:38 The begining was the mash up of the century. Dr Who and House combined lol

  • @User-Kaathal
    @User-Kaathal 6 лет назад +137

    Happy New year to you all.

  • @spectrastar2749
    @spectrastar2749 Год назад +1

    That isn't an Earthquake, THATS A SINGULARITY!!!

  • @claralinainsauriga
    @claralinainsauriga 6 лет назад +5

    This episode is my favorite of house M.D

  • @user-vr3ko2lc2n
    @user-vr3ko2lc2n 2 года назад +1

    “We need 4 milligrams of lorazepam” finally a medication I can understand lmfao

  • @magpieonline4801
    @magpieonline4801 4 года назад +4

    The guy who plays the dad frequently shows up in Law and Order episodes. I knew something was up! lmao

    • @greypilgrim228
      @greypilgrim228 2 года назад +2

      I'm sure I've seen him in other things before, like Star Trek or something. His face is very familiar but I just can't place it and it's driving me nuts haha!

    • @l.a.3479
      @l.a.3479 2 года назад +1

      @@greypilgrim228 He has been a guest actor in a lot of TV shows. He was in an episode of Person of Interest.

  • @laungvud
    @laungvud 5 лет назад +11

    *im in the machine*
    “Lisa think of something specific”
    *screen shows duck with human bottom waddling about*
    *doctors let me die*

  • @mountieman18
    @mountieman18 5 лет назад +10

    I hate seeing these creepy ones before I go to bed

  • @TerribleTonyShow
    @TerribleTonyShow 5 лет назад +3

    0:58 She looks like she's abouta laugh.

  • @gernico13
    @gernico13 2 года назад +4

    Very cool to meet Rich Schweikart's family lmao

  • @vowgallant4049
    @vowgallant4049 Год назад +1

    "It's a black hole!"
    THAT'S A QUASAR!

  • @foley15136
    @foley15136 5 лет назад +4

    I think I'd rather fall into a quasar than have a long MRI scan done.

  • @jo1361
    @jo1361 4 года назад +2

    Foreman is that friend that you can call with any dark secret and he will be there✌🏿

  • @LuthienAlexandra
    @LuthienAlexandra 5 лет назад +18

    Not a black hole, a pulsar. But close enough.

    • @leiderhosen7110
      @leiderhosen7110 5 лет назад +1

      Actually, black holes can only be observed when they are absorbing mass from another body (usually the outer layers of a star, which appears as a giant disk of gases surrounding a black spot). As the gasses spiral towards the center the pressure and friction is so powerful it ejects jets of high energy plasma from the poles.
      So no that was indeed a black hole. If it were a pulsar, it would be a small and singular mass rather than it having that shroud surrounding it, and it would be laying on it's side with the jets "flashing" in your face as it turns like a lighthouse, rather than pointing up and down.

    • @BabySkinCondom
      @BabySkinCondom 4 года назад

      no, that was not a pulsar.

  • @babanadopu
    @babanadopu 2 года назад +1

    3:51 isn't that the lawyer Rick Schweikart from Better Call Saul?

  • @TheBreezus
    @TheBreezus 6 лет назад +112

    Is that medical imaging equipment real?

    • @koji2072
      @koji2072 6 лет назад +24

      @A Croissant I'm skeptical but amazed

    • @shreyas4359
      @shreyas4359 6 лет назад +2

      Ofcourse not

    • @abdulkareemmuhammad.1
      @abdulkareemmuhammad.1 5 лет назад +34

      No it's not ... It was a fantasy back then but the shit is getting real slowly nowadays with technology and experimenting .
      It could be soon

    • @TacNuke951
      @TacNuke951 5 лет назад +20

      @@shreyas4359 It's realish, no where near as good as what they show

    • @salenebrom6476
      @salenebrom6476 5 лет назад +1

      Kind of

  • @VastIceGaming
    @VastIceGaming Год назад +6

    Worst part of this episode is that the boyfriend actually forgives her in the end. That's some epic simp behavior right there.
    I'd never speak to her or my father again.
    "You were broken up," is never a valid excuse. There are some lines you don't cross.

    • @kevinwg02
      @kevinwg02 Год назад +1

      what did you expect xD he's 17 xD it's the first girl that touch is D of course he'll go back ^^

  • @robynalice879
    @robynalice879 5 лет назад +17

    Can we just acknowledge that the boyfriend character is the epitome of perfect

    • @katc2040
      @katc2040 5 лет назад +7

      Robyn Alice uh,,, no he’s not?? He tried to propose while she was in a hospital bed, sick and hallucinating. He’s an idiot

    • @elisejackson2854
      @elisejackson2854 5 лет назад +1

      @@katc2040 and a sweetheart.

  • @rybaneightsix5085
    @rybaneightsix5085 2 года назад +1

    Yall member that time the mri machine got sucked into a quasar? That was lit

  • @slenderMAN1405
    @slenderMAN1405 5 лет назад +8

    Why does this make me think of resident evil 7?? (The part with the little girl)

  • @ty9334
    @ty9334 5 лет назад +1

    I want to take a second to point out that smile on her face from 1:00 to 1:03