Nerd³ Plays... Airport Simulator 2015
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- Опубликовано: 24 апр 2015
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"If you're enjoying your flight and wish the duration of it to be longer, feel free to cough next to anyone paranoid about ebola" That one kinda hurts in 2020.
Who cares
@@joshherley i do
@@ottergauze you scared of ebola?
@@joshherley a little, yeah.
@@ottergauze why?
Dan put more effort into the intro, than the devs put into the game...
***** siht emag si ssendam
***** very ture
***** Let's see you do better.
Crafter12345 You don't get the joke do you?
Crafter12345 Tbh I probably could
"It's pissing down with rain! How is there a blob of snow here?"
Ah. Well, now we know. This airport must be in Minnesota.
Or Toronto.
or Wyoming.
+DoctorWhoFanBadWolf Minnesnowta**
or Chicago
or any Midwest city
8:54
"you are a MASSIVE nerd for bothering to reverse this"
says nerdcubed. i'm only nerd squared.
+Goggles Tigerkhan I think by now he's nerd to the power of 9
nerd to the power of 9 = 1.010035e+270
nerd^20x8(12x7)/7
scotcheggable and he called ME the massive nerd xD
impressive. my dad was a math teacher, so i would make up things like that.
Oh god I thought he said perv lol
That intro though
Amazing acting
Jack Armes I love your profile pic! (Survey Corp Salute)
Andres Brozna Acting?
Ingrid Dazbog Can you fucking not spam thanks?
Ingrid Dazbog SCAM! Fuck off.
The average sneeze is more fun than airport simulator
Dan Powton I agree. They're also more exciting because you don't quite know what type of sneeze you're going to get.
Patrick Maxted XD
Dan Powton I Like Sneezing
Dan Powton sneezing is love. sneezing is life.
Dan Powton A sneeze is 1/8 of an orgasm.
Airport announcements: 1:10 3:44 6:28 8:54 12:30 14:15 17:02 19:19
Thank you good sir
HARO thank you for this
HARO re
6:28 When people thought that was the worst thing.
You are an angel and I love you
That coughing ebola joke aged well.
Literally my same though.
Anyone else notice the aircraft altimeters in the fucking cars? lmao.
And the attitude indicators.
Ingrid Dazbog Shut the fuck up.
Pootis Soldier And the artificial horizon
Colonel Dickbutt Spam.
Pootis Soldier Yep
I just lost my shit at 16:50 . That little sound effect was so subtle but so effective!
Derry Bear yeah me too XD
Was that in the game or was it just for the video
same here I almost fell of my chair laughing
Zanox 5377 Dan added it. :-)
Derry Bear I loved it xD
1:47 I can't be the only one who noticed the airplane things in the truck.
JMG787 nope i was thinking the same thing
i noticed the truck drive shaft was not connected to rear wheels
also lol i noticed to
yeah
yup.
anyone else notice the truck had an altimeter and radar?
Brandon Mcglocklin It's for when the physics freaks out and you need to check how far up you flew.
makes sense
Best intro ever ... terrifying, so terrifying
Hi
Jackson Heuschel Bye!
Jackson Heuschel hello
***** hello how are you this morning my fellow youtuber, ps may you live long and prosper Jedi ! π÷w=13×e=f9
***** Hey, didn't knew you watched his vids! Nice weather on the airport, isn't it?
"You are a massive nerd for bothering to reverse this." Oh. Ok.
Mariothingy 8:56???
Mariothingy Thank you for saving me a few minutes!
***** STOP REPLYING THIS TO EVERYONE
Mariothingy Haha, I reversed it as well. I laughed my dick off. xD I also (in a strange way) thought that this is a compliment coming from Dan!
Mariothingy :)
"Ladies and gentlemen we would like to apologize that we have lost everybody's luggage, on the bright side we have made a hilarious vine"
That joke aged like a fine wine
4:10 the sounds of a broken man
They made another one? Does that mean the previous simulator was good enough for a sequel? :o
***** hi
I don't think the devs know what the word 'good' means.
***** :D
Love ur vids
Oh my god you watch nerd I love you
"There Are Achievements For Accidents In This Game?" In That Case The Whole Feckin Game Is A Achievement.
Kiato Alvarii Thanks, Jaden Smith.
Kiato Alvarii wE mEET aGAIN mY aRCH rIVAL
Everyone Says If You Capitalize You Look Smart.
Kiato Alvarii Yes that's what they intended to do. Cheating bastards :(
cameron wood You stole that from me. I use 'wE mEET aGAIN cAPTAIN cAPITAL.'
Dan's Gaming setup while recording this video=
Computer
Monitors
Keyboard
Mouse
Gun
Knife
suicide hotline phone number
desk
We should put the developers on trial, because so far I have seen
1. Cruel and Unusual Punishment
and 2. Crimes against Humanity
loved the editing in this video Dan, think you should do more videos like this.
It took dan a week to make this yeah no
Oh wow did not know that, but i have to say it did come out great and all that work did not go to waste
Hostilian ... "All that work did not go to waste."... Did you see anything but the editing?
***** i wouldnt mind missing a few videos out of the month for a video like this every month.
my thoughts exactly
On the roof of a very tall building are four men; one is asian, one is mexican, one is black, and the last one is white. The asian walks to the ledge and says, "This is for all my people" and jumps off the roof. Next, the mexican walks to the ledge and also says, "This is for all my people" and then he jumps off the roof. Next is the black guy's turn. The black guy walks to the ledge and says, "This is for all my people" and then throws the white guy off the roof.
ben walker what the fuck? throws the white guy off the roof? racist fuck
This is perfectly awesome just people might take offense but still awesome joke
ben walker I smiled, thank you sir
Lol
The white guy somehow manages to survive, and climb back to the top of the building. He then walks to the ledge, and says "This is for the vine." And jumps off
I think Voldemort was in the game, except he was under an invisibility cloak and everybody in the bus is also under an invisibility cloak because Voldemort is helping smuggle invisibility cloaks across the world so he can launch a surprise attack against humanity!!!
I loved this so much. I hope they release another shite game. XD
OMG THEO!!!
EEELLLLLOOOOOOOO
PANTS MAN
I feel wonderful knowing that he may be the only person that buys it.
Erom lliw yub eht lleh
nice "code" it says hell the buy will more. or something like that
yea,i read it wrong
Hacked Meme I bought this game. It is actually quite fun, I must admit.
LIES
If I was in hell I might consider buying this but this game is torture to even the Devil himself.
Hacked Meme are you a hacked meme
Godspeed Dan..........Godspeed.................................
6:28 that didn't age well but it's still funny
6:29 that makes two airport simulator videos with topical disease jokes. I don't know whether to call that lucky or just plain terrifying.
this was the funniest thing since huniepoop
GamingLeprechaun WAIT NERD PLAYED HUNIEPOP?!
MRArturPlay Valentines special
Danielle Labare Dan did do a video on HuniePop (it was his Valentine's Day surprise)
Danielle Labare There was so much wrong with that sentence
I love Dan. This is the sort of video you get from someone who is genuinely funny and cares about content despite the fact that they are playing FUCKING AIRPORT SIMULATOR
Wait...why is there an ALTIMETER IN A COCKING TRUCK?!?!?!
(interior of catering truck)
OfficiallyTurtleSquared Artificial Horizon. Not altimeter.
Arty Ivanenko True, sorry. Must have been very tired when I posted this.
I would like to see Dan try Big Rigs: Over The Road Racing
Zimbo YES
my reaction when steam made us pay for mods
2edgy4me
Ingrid Dazbog Oh my god i got $50 dollars on steam really quicklyAND FUCK YOU
Ingrid Dazbog Oh, look. It seems he/she/it forgot to turn off replies...YOU MESSED UP!
YOU MESSED UP!
Dazbog is a bot and the link is a scam
Ingrid Dazbog Wow! Thanks man! I just got 69,420,666,1337 dollars! I'm going to tell all my friends!
*Kappa*
This was enjoyable to watch...then again the only time I didn't zone out, nor fall asleep, was during the airport announcements.
One of my all-time favorite NerdCubed videos.
Ditto, almost a decade later. 😅
I saw this on steam today and thought, "I wonder if Dan has seen this yet." 6 hours later, I check RUclips and, I guess find this. You just made my night. THANK YOU!
It does seem better than 2014, just by the slightest.
that ebola joke aged well lol
16:50 OMFG THAT SQUISHY SOUND KILLED ME HAHAHA
16:49 Pity it only happened once...
I laughed for a solid three minutes t the squeaky toy sound. That made my day. Fucking good job.
Oh my god that fucking squeaky toy noise when he hit that car was pure gold. I was not expecting it which made it 100x better.
8:56 "You are a massive nerd for bothering to reverse this."
This game actually made me tired. I'm usually always hyper!
Jebediah Kerman but I killed you... THATS Y UR GREEN!!!
Ender MineCraft
(your a zombie)
Ender MineCraft
AHEM, ITS "YOU'RE" LIKE, HELLO?
Jebediah Kerman fuck you jebediah :P
Ender MineCraft
Love ya' too, bud!
At least it was on sale.
SirFoxIII h
People seem to forget that simulators are only fun if they are a simulation of something INTERESTING. It's cool to fly a plane. It's hell to fuck about around one.
Like surgeon sim! Except surgeon sim was designed to be a game to mess around with and have a laugh yet also have a challenge to it.... unlike THIS BLOODY EXCUSE FOR A GAAAAAMMMEEE!!!!!
Surgeon sim was funny because the controls are difficult on purpose and it has intense moments of panic when their blood is running out.
Yorie1234 yes, but what if you need funding to make your next game? I think it's ok but only if you slap a "this game is shit" label on the game or something
I died at 16:51 (SQEAK)
Same
+Whitnesia13 me to
+Whitnesia13
Same xD
+Whitnesia13 ikr XD
Reminds me of murdoch murdoch.
6:28 "If you are enjoying your flight and wish it to be longer, feel free to cough next to anyone paranoid about ebola."
That joke did not age well
2:04 you know in which other game you reverse faster than you accelerate?
BIG RIGS: OVER THE ROAD RACING
why is this not a nerdcubed hell?
JayRey Games Because it is so bad that Satan rejected it from hell, and Dan most likely cried when he saw the game!!
marcella17081970 incorrect the reason this is not hell is as the devil went into a coma when he saw AS14 and now he just died from this
JayRey Games The 'Hell' series is usually a much more critical, serious view on a terrible videogame whereas the 'Plays' series are his sketch-based, comedy driven episodes.
+JayRey Games It wasn't accepted
Hearing that squeaky toy noise - I literally just lost it, I haven't laughed that hard in a long time, thank you Dan for going through this torture for my pleasure.
Is it just me, or are his eyes insanely big in the intro?
Levi Campbell Why do I see you everywhere?
Lucian Willi I do not know.
Levi Campbell I think he's wearing far-sighted glasses. Those are basically like magnifying glasses or telescope lenses.
***** ?
***** Ah! I didn't get it before.
3:42 "I don't know anything else. Nah, I'll wing it." **insert rimshot here**
Just ' NerdCubed Plays?' I'm suprised the title's not 'NerdCubed Plays While Trying to Stab His Eyes Out.'
We all know that Dan secretly loves this game.
Someone should buy the rights of this series just to make sure they don't make a new one.
i will pay 1 cent so they dont make new one
+Rainer Kuusik No, make them pay you. A fuckton of money.
Ben Ward good idea lets split it 50 50
Just like when Peter Laird bought the rights to Venus de Milo so no future incarnation of TMNT can use her again. He hated the character that much.
love the squeaky toy noise at 16:50. That instantly makes the game a million billion trillion times better for that one second
Woah, Halloween came early this year...
Anyone notice the interior of the truck is literally a static EFIS?
No.
Yess! Haha
***** And somehow the truck goes to 7000 RPM.
Rhys Morris IKR! I thought no one notest
I love how he did the intro to this video! Also I like the little airport announcements. Keep up the good work Dan!
I imagine Dan had a very fun time editing this video! xD, you've out done yourself!
Maybe Voldemort made this game because he was out of a job.
I shit you not, the announcment at 8:54 says, "You are a massive nerd for bothering to reverse this."
OMG that added squeeky noise on the car collision just made me fall out my chair xD Nerdcubed, you so have my sense of humour. Please never stop doing videos x'D
16:50
The squeaky toy sound effect for the "Follow me" car... amazing...
16:50 lol. God damn you Dan.
Why isn't this in Nerd³ hell?
boltovi It doesn't deserve to be in there
boltovi It's so bad that it's in a whole other category of its own...
boltovi Because he reviews "hell" video, and does comedy and lots of cuts on his "plays" video.
boltovi we went over this in the video, this is nerdcubed purgatory.
The "Game Link"...you will not be forgotten, brother.
I love how this game teaches people to do a half ass job on everything and then ur boss with give u a hug and a cookie and say u did great!!
That was one of your greatest intros for a game ever... xD and then when you tried putting 'DEARGODHELP' as your name, and it could only fit 'DEARGODHEL' "That's a sign..." indeed it is LOL! I remember how much of a thrilling experience you had playing Airport Simulator 2014, so I bet you couldn't wait to start playing this brilliant sequel to an already fantastic game! :P Then there was that part where you said "Well at least the fucking wing-mirrors work, eh Rockstar!" hahaha! and not forgetting the way that plane took off from the runway... simply fantastic indeed!
+LukesterGaming
What drugs are YOU doing?
Anyone look at the game link? xD
greatest start to a Nerd video ever
That dog toy sound effect was the best part of my RUclips so far this year.
WHOA!
no hello procrastinators!
You can't greet people to this... YOU JUST CAN'T!!! YOU CAAAAAAAAAANNNNNN'TTTTTT!!!!!!!
I'm suprised this isn't a "Nerd³ Challenges... Playing Airport Simulator 2015 for any amount of time"
this is the best airport simulator video Nerd Cubed has ever made
I cannot wait for your review of Airport Simulator 2016, best video ever!
The sound at 16:50 XD
There should be an airport simulator where instead of you doing all the ground work, you ran and built up the airport or something like that. There should also be a time speed up button (if it's anything like 2014).
+Aviation380 Yeah! This is an example of good ideas done shittily.
Aviation380 So Airport Tycoon?
TheSkagraTwo never heard of that before
Aviation380 it exists now. It's called Airport CEO. Still in alpha, but looks good
4:09 when your dog hears the ambulance go by
Wow! This bumper car simulator is pretty awesome!! And those planes in the background are pretty cool :D 10/10 would buy
LOL I love your style of humor Nerd3 (god how the hell do you get superscript?)
Hold down Alt and push 0179 on the number pad.
Cap'n Game Doesn't that auto-uninstall System32?
NerdCubed's Hell... Hell Simulator 2015
And Holy crap the graphics got worse but the modeling got better.. I wonder if they copied the old version of GTA V's Textures and put them onto models of planes.
I loved the squeaky noise he added when he hit the car with the bus
Airport Simulator 2015 - Made by people who've never left their house to go to school, work or an airport. They've only seen airports in movies and guessed how physics work.
I saw the thumbnail and thought Dan was playing a horror game. I was correct.
Next nerd^3's hell... bloodbath kavkaz
Drives tiny car towards plane and says 'ill gently bounce off this'
(Aggressively bounces off) states calmly in an almost upside down car 'I was wrong'
I love dan's announcements during the video.
what kinds of planes are in this hell? Oceanic 815?
6:18 Just thinking that their getting the crap out of the loo, smells something like crap at same time
I'd argue that the installation process would be more exciting than the game itself. At least then you still have the anticipation of the potential fun you could have.
Whoo, cant wait for Airport Simulator 2016!
9:10 It's the political equivalent of Trump saying let's ban Muslims.
4chan would make sure someone called Hitler would get elected.
Dan loves loading times so much, he should play the long dark. That game is filled with loading bars.
"I will carry this burden alone."
You blessed, blessed man. May you live on in the heavens as Atlas does in our legends.
Not watched yet but intrigued by just title "Plays" not "Hell" combined with Simulator and the current year? Could this be a good game?
Justins VideoStash Oh yeah it's that one never mind.
Justins VideoStash Yeah. That one.
Yup. *Shudders*
Abandon all hope ye who enters.
Has anyone reversed the announcement at 8:55
ShortLittle Monkey you get the message "You are a massive nerd for bothering to reverse this."
RockBander95 Well someone had to do it...
What does he say?
JD SwagKiller Exactly what RockBander95 said
the snow clearing bit is a lot like the detention in bully which was designed to be so tedious it was an actual punishment. Says a lot about this game.
16:19 My God, that impression takes me back to better times!!