1) You can push your car 2) uncle is supposed to get in with you so he can bug you more about useless things 3) you can load your car at the beginning with 2 tires a full fuel canister thing and anything else in the storage. You simply need to complete the tutorial and then click Restart. It'll save all your progress but also give you all the storage items back. 4) You can steal but its a bit tricky 5) you should have chosen the shorter paths.
*_Tonight.._* *_John learns how cars work_* *_Dan takes a trip trough East germany_* *_And Matt fucks up_* *_..And later Hank Green is our Star in a Resonably-Priced Car_*
I don't think it was the game that made this a great video, it was Dan. I'd like more of this STYLE of videos, but not more of this particular game. Nerdcubed completes: Nerdcubed videos.
No no, Dan would be an excellent road trip buddy. He just isn't allowed to drive. Or buy anything. Or help when the car breaks down. Or do anything. He'd make excellent colour commentary though.
This video is a perfect example of Dan's amazing ability to whip up jokes on the spot. He is able to make up a one-liner in less than 3 seconds after the idea has popped up into his brain. And I applaud the man who is able to achieve that level of comedy.
+ThePointlessBox_ That's what makes the game such a good fit; building the car and getting it to pass the inspection is the perfect challenge. But only with permadeath on of course.
This game seems like it would be really good in VR being able to just drive at your own leisure through some pretty good looking scenery without the disadvantage of paying for petrol.
TheNick540 none of the features are properly thought through. - being able to leave the wallet behind - shop bugged out after stealing something - having to walk for bloody ages when gas runs out or parts are bust or water runs out - not being able to jump - ai doesn't work - they just drive along pre set paths - cars honk when driving in front of them - no real gameplay depth
itzJanuary so forgetting your wallet is 'unrealistic' and being barred from a shop for stealing is 'bugged'. Driving on a bloody road is a preset path in real life you twit. Also if your car breaks down in the middle of the autobahn then of course you have to walk a long way. It can be observed you are fucking numb skull.
+itzJanuary Wow, I've never seen so many incorrect statements in my life. - The shop didn't bug out. I saw it working flawlessly, dunno what you saw. - The game screams "preparation." You must prepare for the road trip. If you don't, then you must walk the distances to fix your car, which is entirely doable. - The gameplay depth comes from earning money from gaming the economy inbetween countries, finding boxes of sellable goodies, and scavenging broken down cars for new parts all working towards upgrading your car with parts you buy from the Laika store or from parts you find in abandoned vehicles. As for the wallet, yeah the dev acknowledged that may change in the future as many people have had problems with not just forgetting their wallet, but it disappearing from the game. The lack of a jump key isn't much of a handicap. Sure, in Dan's case he'd need it, but that's the only time you'd really need it. This game has no verticality. The AI is primitive at best. They do switch lanes and stuff, but they do need more work. This game is far from "not bloody working," and I suggest you take a proper look at it and what it can do by watching someone else play it. Dan showed perfectly the case of what can go wrong, but he could have done so much more to avoid the situation he put himself in - most prominently being the fact that he totally missed the petrol station when he got pushed by the car, no more than 200 meters from his car.
1. Run out of fuel. 2. Walk 1000 miles to a gas station. 3. Forget wallet, Steal the fuel. 4. Get to your car but not able to get to it because on the other side of the road. 5. Keep going. Zoom in and drop the fuel can. Walk 1000 miles. Then notice.
Dan, please play my summer car! You have to! It's like a much more in depth version of this, plus it's a survival game where you have needs, plus there's beer, and there's even a swear button, and you can pee anywhere you want, and even drink it!
Creamated Biscuit Just hold the ignition and tap the gas until it starts. Also, drink tap water or beer or buy milk to fill thirst, or drink your pee by peeing straight up. I finished my car already. I just need to tweak a few bits on the engine to make it run right.
This was beautiful. The self-dedication you have to your games and fans is incredible. You repeatedly subject yourself to various forms of hell, for our entertainment. This is why you'll always be my favorite youtuber.
This was fantastic. It might've been boring, but I do love when situations like this occur in video games, where the game writes an unintended story. Reminds me of that space engineers thing where you lost a medical component.
My Summer Car, I'd completely forgotten its name and had to go back and find the video. But yeah, that's basically this game but created solely for people who already know how cars work. All it tells you is what the parts are and you have to guess where they go.
Your best video of the year. You used to do weird games like this all the time and focus on the fuck ups and the trying to break the game by stealing things etc. This is what you need to get back to because i was almost crying with laughter at the end. Gold.
his jacket reminds me of how they did the clothes on chowder
Ya know what this game needs?
A hitchhiker's thumb.
I have plenty of those if the developer needs one.
:)
And for the moon to lose its "not my problem" field.
Wallz TheGamer God tier
TheTWRider Because I wouldn't want to go anywhere without my precious towel
Or I assumed it was a different one. I thought it was a reference to hitch hikers guide to the galaxy
1) You can push your car
2) uncle is supposed to get in with you so he can bug you more about useless things
3) you can load your car at the beginning with 2 tires a full fuel canister thing and anything else in the storage. You simply need to complete the tutorial and then click Restart. It'll save all your progress but also give you all the storage items back.
4) You can steal but its a bit tricky
5) you should have chosen the shorter paths.
This was back in beta. Other then the last one all the other ones didnt exist back then
@@firstthingsfast9292can confirm, i bought this game like three years after the video came out and even by then it was a pretty different experience
*_Tonight.._*
*_John learns how cars work_*
*_Dan takes a trip trough East germany_*
*_And Matt fucks up_*
*_..And later Hank Green is our Star in a Resonably-Priced Car_*
Good ol top gear
reasonably*
genuinely one of his best. mor of this pls
*more
Luther Jones agreed
Luther Jones Brighter though id like it
Nerdcubed completes Jalopy
I don't think it was the game that made this a great video, it was Dan. I'd like more of this STYLE of videos, but not more of this particular game. Nerdcubed completes: Nerdcubed videos.
"and they say crime doesn't pay!"
well, they're right. 'cause you didn't pay.
so many fuck ups in one video
jacob dayton XD ikr
that is why dan shouldn't dive in video games. It almost always goes wrong some how.
+fireball taco
but then we wouldn't have this masterpiece
Akabuu true af
yeah but it makes for a funny video taco
"Your Laika's running a 2-stroke engine, this means it's very good at golf"
My new favorite NerdCubed quote.
This couldn't have gone more wrong and that's why it's amazing
25:34 That's such a great breakdown moment, it sounds like your summarizing the plot of some obscure road trip comedy movie.
Leave it to nerd to turn a driving sim into a walking sim
This must go in the "Best of Nerdcubed" playlist.
Yeah instead of trying to explain to Jon how things actually work, just give him this game and Kerbal Space Program and leave him for a few days.
alexthegrape1000 who tf is Jon?
alexthegrape1000 Nah, this game somewhat explains stuff. Give him My Summer Car instead.
A RUclipsr called Manyatruenerd who Nerdcubed is friends with.
ChemicalDeceit Then he got lost in the middle of nowhere in the middle of the night.
ChemicalDeceit did it turn into bread?
well that was a fuckin' adventure wasn't it!?
7:20 a roundabout but just 2 exits/entrances. wat
it's... actually no that's stupid.
diederik zaaijer It is a monument to glorious communism!
Try Craigavon. Loads of those where they built a massive road but never got round to finishing it
Maybe it's just a really advanced speedbump?
How else would you make a U turn with all those damn barriers?
I want this but with a space ship.I want a space ship where I have to actually work out what component where is damaged and actually fix shit.
You get stranded in the middle of nowhere space and have to lure in an unsuspecting freighter to steal their space carburetor.
+Bogwedgle try space engineers m8
so... no man's sky?... but good?...
***** no its not. its more like " build a spaceship that can do that" or " build a space plane that can do that "
Space Engineers?
Note to self:
Don't bring Dan as a road trip buddy.
No no, Dan would be an excellent road trip buddy.
He just isn't allowed to drive.
Or buy anything.
Or help when the car breaks down.
Or do anything.
He'd make excellent colour commentary though.
So basically duct-tape him to the passenger seat.
don't forget the Ni-quil!
For anyone who wanted to know, the description says advance through theft.
TransportLover888 thank you
Or, as Google translate says "lead through shoplifting." So, same difference really.
My Summer Car for gods sake!
MardenianGamer/MineSimulated YES
He's your new car. He walked a fuck ton of distance and didn't get tired. He's the perfect car-borg!
why gods sake? He's a myth. say for fucks sake.
+Jack Radz Who cares?
Obviously he cares, what are you? A brick?
This video is a perfect example of Dan's amazing ability to whip up jokes on the spot. He is able to make up a one-liner in less than 3 seconds after the idea has popped up into his brain. And I applaud the man who is able to achieve that level of comedy.
Oh my god, you made a German joke in the description. I'm so proud of you, Dan! :D
Und humorvoll auch
Sponska translation plez
AaronJack "Advancement through shoplifting"
I think it's a parody of the Volkswagen (?) catchphrase
The Vorsprung durch Technik slogan comes from Audi :)
play next my summer car its car building summer survival game based on 1995's finnish countryside
and it got really detailed car building and without any tutotrial or help
vjollila96 you actually think he can put the car together
+ThePointlessBox_
That's what makes the game such a good fit; building the car and getting it to pass the inspection is the perfect challenge.
But only with permadeath on of course.
i almost got satsuma running all parts were in but engine needed little adjustment and then I got killed :(
On my second attempt I had the engine in the car and was trying to start it; then the engine exploded and I died.
Dan, all you had to do was pull the map out and click "Return home."
This game seems like it would be really good in VR being able to just drive at your own leisure through some pretty good looking scenery without the disadvantage of paying for petrol.
Dan, you've accidentally created a masterpiece of the likes of The Henderson Challenge. Great job.
iii'm pretty sure the uncle's suppose to ride with you.
The uncle just knew how much Dan was gonna fuck up so he decided to stay home.
Who *wouldn't* take up pole dancing over dealing with Dan's bullshit?
vizion 12 That was changed not too long ago.
that is why dan shouldn't dive in video games. It almost always goes wrong some how
the coat is great. reminds me of a old show called chowder or something like that. just don't look at it while taking drugs and you'll get over it.
So, can we get a retake of this? haha I want to see the rest of the game but this was still great to watch though.
who else felt a little bit special when he started singing green day?
I DID!
Chase Meadows me
BlazeDeval special as in happy
Chase Meadows I don't remember special meaning happy, but okay.
It's not a road trip unless things go wrong. Just look at The Hobbit.
Or any of dans previous roadtrips.
JCstock what about the desert bus road trip?
The song is called darude sandstorm He hit a bug.
walks miles to the nearest town for fuel only to realise he doesn't have his wallet with him.
I hope he makes another proper video of this in the future....
Also... More editing dan vs past dan!
This is a proper video. The bloody game just doesn't work
the game works fine. the video just shows how NOT to play jalopy.
TheNick540 none of the features are properly thought through.
- being able to leave the wallet behind
- shop bugged out after stealing something
- having to walk for bloody ages when gas runs out or parts are bust or water runs out
- not being able to jump
- ai doesn't work - they just drive along pre set paths
- cars honk when driving in front of them
- no real gameplay depth
itzJanuary so forgetting your wallet is 'unrealistic' and being barred from a shop for stealing is 'bugged'. Driving on a bloody road is a preset path in real life you twit. Also if your car breaks down in the middle of the autobahn then of course you have to walk a long way. It can be observed you are fucking numb skull.
+itzJanuary Wow, I've never seen so many incorrect statements in my life.
- The shop didn't bug out. I saw it working flawlessly, dunno what you saw.
- The game screams "preparation." You must prepare for the road trip. If you don't, then you must walk the distances to fix your car, which is entirely doable.
- The gameplay depth comes from earning money from gaming the economy inbetween countries, finding boxes of sellable goodies, and scavenging broken down cars for new parts all working towards upgrading your car with parts you buy from the Laika store or from parts you find in abandoned vehicles.
As for the wallet, yeah the dev acknowledged that may change in the future as many people have had problems with not just forgetting their wallet, but it disappearing from the game.
The lack of a jump key isn't much of a handicap. Sure, in Dan's case he'd need it, but that's the only time you'd really need it. This game has no verticality.
The AI is primitive at best. They do switch lanes and stuff, but they do need more work.
This game is far from "not bloody working," and I suggest you take a proper look at it and what it can do by watching someone else play it. Dan showed perfectly the case of what can go wrong, but he could have done so much more to avoid the situation he put himself in - most prominently being the fact that he totally missed the petrol station when he got pushed by the car, no more than 200 meters from his car.
I've never seen anybody screw up playing a game so badly. It was wonderful.
We need a completes of this, just not with the run out of fuel part....
1. Run out of fuel.
2. Walk 1000 miles to a gas station.
3. Forget wallet, Steal the fuel.
4. Get to your car but not able to get to it because on the other side of the road.
5. Keep going. Zoom in and drop the fuel can. Walk 1000 miles. Then notice.
I smell a nerd completes comming up
yes! this needs to happen!
I hope you mean after Planet Coaster?
Valmorian i don't really, there isnt that much in this game yet
no way, PLANET COASTER
Valmorian This is so calm and I need a completes
"Getting a head-start by breaking an entering a shop" - damn, Dan, you learnin' German? Mein Junge!
Dan, please play my summer car! You have to! It's like a much more in depth version of this, plus it's a survival game where you have needs, plus there's beer, and there's even a swear button, and you can pee anywhere you want, and even drink it!
SkinnierSteve how do you start your van in that game? I can't figure it out, and I keep drying of hunger....
Give it Gas Mate
Give it gas As you start it
Creamated Biscuit+
Creamated Biscuit Just hold the ignition and tap the gas until it starts. Also, drink tap water or beer or buy milk to fill thirst, or drink your pee by peeing straight up. I finished my car already. I just need to tweak a few bits on the engine to make it run right.
This was beautiful. The self-dedication you have to your games and fans is incredible. You repeatedly subject yourself to various forms of hell, for our entertainment. This is why you'll always be my favorite youtuber.
Oh dang. Now I really want to see you play My Summer Car. Preferably without looking anything up. Just... Blind it. Hard.
Ahaha, Great video Dan. I have no idea how you had the patience to walk all that way...
NerdCubed breaks Jalopy
Jalopy breaks NerdCubed
Tom Morrison nerdcubed jalopy breaks
Jalopy NerdCubed Breaks
Jalopycubed breaks Nerds
Game: "Your Lakia is running a two stroke engine" Dan: "That means its very good at golf" Me: "Which one is it? Bend the knees or straight the back?"
"Twist the nipple of the thing" - Daniel Hardcastle
As a non British seeing Dan with a non British car but driving on the rigth confused me many times xD
In the middle of the video I wondered if he was actually supposed to be with his uncle
Originally, yes, but the Devs found problems with Uncle and made him stay behind for now.
Oh, so this is how it is now? I thought that's one of many glitches this game have.
This was fantastic. It might've been boring, but I do love when situations like this occur in video games, where the game writes an unintended story. Reminds me of that space engineers thing where you lost a medical component.
is this the new desert bus? challenge? get to the town and back home again
"I hope no one nicks that car" - About a broken car...
Well done Cubed... well done
When he was doing the recap, I started laughing out loud for some reason
now, when are we getting "NerdCubed Road Trip - Jalopy"
please play more of this game
Can we have this for the next nerdcubed roadtrip please (un-edited even when you're walking to get fuel)
I'm nearly crying with laughter :D This was amazing!
Dan needs to revisit this game, the Uncle does come with you now in the full game and can help guide you.
Watched for 7 minutes then bought the game. At midnight. 11/10 game
I love how much of a trainwreck Dan can manage out of a situation.
Jon doesn't need to play this, he's already played a similar game except much harder.
My Summer Car, I'd completely forgotten its name and had to go back and find the video. But yeah, that's basically this game but created solely for people who already know how cars work. All it tells you is what the parts are and you have to guess where they go.
Nerd Squared the joke was that in the recent pod cats john thought cars worked my making the oil become steam
Nathan Burgess Ah, I don't listen to the Podcats.
You missed the more important stuff in it, like beer and emptying people's shitholes. And beer.
Your best video of the year. You used to do weird games like this all the time and focus on the fuck ups and the trying to break the game by stealing things etc. This is what you need to get back to because i was almost crying with laughter at the end. Gold.
Oh please complete series with this shit
This isn't a Nerdcubed Road Trip! This is just a short drive down to the shops!
Although a Fucking hilarious drive to the shops!
PLAY MY SUMMER CAT
i mean car
+patheticmada heheh
sick pic |-/
Jon: Several hours without working out how to turn a key to start ignition (drives in real life)
Dan: 2 seconds. (different game but still...)
You passed a gas station at 15:06....
He did?
"Tankstelle" means gas station.
Maybe put the canister down, walk on in, walk on the barrier, collect the canister, and hop down
I wonder how Dan will do when he plays "My Summer Car"?
"I should get John to play this game"
dead
SkillfulCorpse Jon*
I can imagine when ever Dan sees anyone in the car he Olympic sprints to the car jumps in while screaming, "ROAD TRIP!"
if you liked this you really need to try summer car
its called (finland simulator)
***** i was joking -_-
Please do a Complete series of this game!
to be fair, the game looks amazing. I may have to get this...
Dan in 2012: "when I get my new pc you won't hear my keyboard" but at least he fixed the fan that sounded like a hurricane
Dan, Ladendiebstahl is spelt with a capital L as it is a noun :)
Also aren't you a bit late on Jalopy?
Stan Claas on everything. **insert sexy sax music**
Alexander Wood *epic sax guy*
Proper noun. Only proper nouns are capitalised.
in german all nouns are capitalized
nice try trying to incorporate your english grammar nazi skills into german
the start in bed when he said he spring loaded it reminded me of Wallace and garment who here watched that as a kids
DO THOS FOR A SUBSCRIBER ROAD TRIP SPECIAL
*this
nah gta 5 is better
yeah but gta v wouldn't take very long to drive across
but for the 2mil or whatever it was it was cool how he drove around, this game isnt that xD
in gta you could be realistic and stop at camping spots overnight and go sightseeing
This is one of the best videos Dan has ever made if not THE best. Very best of Nerdcubed playlist NOW!!!!
Singing Green Day in 2016?!?!
The Uncle's coat has a floating texture that would fit perfectly in Gankutsuou.
Another game made just for YOU! "My summer car" PLAY IT
Dan playing a game about repairing and replacing various car parts on the road. this can only go well
Hello Daniel.
Holy shit that was a good video!
those boxes can be opened with a crowbar, inside are products that you can sell to make money. The product prices vary through each country.
Thumbs up if u want dan to do another attempt at this game for a video
I need this game. Just for the sensation of driving my Trabi, fearing it will fall apart at any moment.
Hahaha you should have a new go at it!
You finally did it. Jon played teh game.
COMPETES SERIES
this very cleary was a completes, he lost his petrol, lost his car, and failed at everything you can imagine.
I suppose so, well said
Knowing that Dan needed to take his wallet with him when he took the fuel canister was like "you forgot your wallet!!"
Please play My Summer Car...please.
What does he read then?
Darek Meller Twitter
I find this is the best ending any game ever had. a sign of a true simulator.
PLEASE PLAY MY SUMMER CAR
YES!
The dedication to walk all of the way back just to finish the bit. Well played sir.
hellllllllllloooooooo procrastinators!!!!!!😃😃😃😃😃
Don't watch the clock; do what it does. Keep going.
Play my summer car it's 1000x better.
I am pretty sure we need a part 2....Cuz i would walk 500 miles just to be that man, who brings you fuel, and i would 500 more.
Play my summer car
All other music is ingame music, except for Dan singing Green Day
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Helperino Kripperino "RUclips"
dead meme
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You need to reach a certain part of the video to count as a view. People liked it before getting to that point.
You tube counts likes from other social media, but not views
how about 500k views and 11k likes?
Watching Dan out of his comfort zone in a game = best Dan videos.