Running Isn't For Old People. Greg Warren - Full Special
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- Опубликовано: 4 ноя 2024
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"My grandson invented eggs!" I can't stop laughing!! Even when I tried going to sleep after watching Greg, I would start to laugh right as I was dozing off. Thank you!!
I owe my sanity to this channel. It’s the cure for depression. Every comedian on here is hilarious without fail.
Same 👍
Same
I agree! When I feel down I go straight for Dry Bar !!
You said it brother. I was so depressed I started watching these comedians that day and I sat ALL day watching one after another. Made my day.
Agreed. I save all my favorites. at least over 30 min to 1hr, then turn it on when I go to bed. It helps turn off my mind to the insanity of the day. Will almost always drift off within the hour. Yes, a lifesaver.
Everything about his act, the voice, tone, inflection, cadence, material and timing, pure gold.
Absolutely, just discovered this guy a few days ago, and was blown away by how good he is. You pretty well sum up everything that makes him stand out against the average comedian.
@@NoxiousRobhave you seen his The Salesman and also Where The Field Corn Grows specials?
3 specials and I think only one but is repeated.
@@elijahrobinson2362 I've watched The Salesman, that was actually the first I saw of him, after seeing a short clip of the peanut butter bit. Still looking forward to watching Where The Field Corn Grows.
Yep.. absolutely
Hysterical dude
I had to pause my TV sign into RUclips just to give this man props he's one of the best I've ever seen on dry bar comedy and they have some really good Comedians...
Thanks Jay!
Ya done good, Greg! That is the highest compliment possible where I am from - Newfoundland and Labrador, Canada.
I agree!
@@neillconroymni6906 thank you
@@GregWarren thank you for your genius comedy if this really is you Greg LoL
A lot of people use a lot of celebrity names on RUclips but yeah I did have to sign in on my phone and give you props this had me laughing in tears also when I needed it the most that's a great thing that comedians do the way I look at it is that doing your job doing what you love but you're also saving lives too.
I saw this guy at a comedy club like 15 years ago, he has some of the most original material relatable to expectations versus reality.
Absolutely love Greg!!! I found him on Netflix while recovering from surgery and watching A LOT of TV. Comedy helps heal, and there is no one more funny than Greg!!
I ran cross country in high school and sir, you speak all facts!!!!! 🤣😂😂🤣😂
I ran cross country once. I was a sprinter. I held the lead for 400 yards.
My highschool cross country coach actually taught us a lot about nutrition, fitness, and mental endurance. I still use his hydration and dietary tips, stretching routines of his, and breathing exercises he taught my team. Most memorable saying of his that I still quote today is "Kids, best thing to have after a run is a banana and a beer." Thanks, Coach Aguilar!!!
@@jennifer9047 so you learned to drink?" I still use his hydration and dietary tips"
I ran it in College!
@@harambo88 that was a good joke.
DRYBAR is a gift from heaven. Clean humor as in the 60's is sorely missed these days. I remember in school, sitting at a friend's house listening to an Eddie Murphy album and feeling so awkward in front of his parents for the profanity.
Thank you DRYBAR ❤
I started singing "Fish Sandwich" the other day when my kids started talking about what they wanted for Christmas and i couldn't remember the name.... Now I'll remember for next time!
Greg Warren is one of the best out there
This guy is my favorite. I have not laughed so hard in a long time. I love this guy!
Whats wrong with you?
And your pic is a cat! That is funny too!
I love cats
This guy has no dull moment on his set... such great delivery! He should do an old guy voiceover!
I agree, ain't stopped laugh'n since I clicked on'm 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
Greg Warren is my new favorite comedian. Thanks Dry Bar!
Thanks dry bar. A laugh is a great relief from corona stress.
Still is in year two of the ever more extreme lockdowns. Hope he is still producing in year ten of this nonsense.
The Guy is HILARIOUS!!! Can't believe he'S single!!! He'd be a a riot to be with!!#
People have baggage and we don't know what his is
@@ASMRyouVEGANyet he is an attractive guy
I've only recently discovered Greg Warren. He's one of my new favorites. I love his material and delivery.
This guy lifts me out of my DEEP seated depression that I have because of being tboned by a semi 5.5 years ago. How happy am I that I don't need a prescription for this! Thanks Greg!👍🙏❤
Greg, you are the cutest thing dear. So grateful for you.❤
Listening to this and concentrating don't go hand in hand. Really funny stuff.
This guy is one of my favorites. I could watch him for hours!
I don’t understand why this is the first time I’m hearing this guy, he’s great.
Clean comedians aren't the most popular ones
This guy is sooo good! "... Dude, she wants a FISH SANDWICH! You gotta listen to the lyrics, you're gettin' caught up in the beat, man!" - That was my favourite line!
Mine too
Came here from the short set snippet. Greg Warren is hilarious!!! Hope to catch him in person. Fantastic! 😂😂😂
Man, I've watched this specific set so many times, and it just remains one of the all time best EVER!
This guy is the best comedian I think I’ve ever heard. Truly lol funny. I needed that!
Good clean comedy. No cheap laughs sought with vulgarity. Funny stuff! If you are single in your later years, this hits home!
3rd time watching this. Love Greg Warren's comedy.
I saw him at a small club years back and laughed until I cried at several of his jokes. That's been about fifteen years ago and my wife and I still reference his jokes. Very, very funny guy. He needs a show based around his comedy the way they did Tim Allen.
Wow, he's been at it a while
Agree totally!❤
His old man voice is top tier!
Funny, love him.
Top tear. 😂
The old man voice is legendary 👏🏾
“Nice job CRUMBS” 😂😂😂
Watched this in bed while hubby was sleeping and had to silent laugh so hard I cried at his Old Guy impersonation!!! 🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂
His old man voice is too funny.
That “ headshake” man to man to warn one another…. I had to replay that over and over!!!
I saw someone’s comment hes one joke away from
Being in a sitcom… I agree. He has the look and everything.
I never get tired of watching this man. He makes me laugh out loud, which is rare. More please!
Love this guy. 😂😂😂😂😂😂 Clean and hilarious.
I...did NOT think I'd see Greg's whole special on RUclips. 😳 Thank you SO much. Dry Bar ❤
Greg Warren would be great for a sitcom about being 50 and no wife, no kids, with married friends that have grown kids. So funny!
A sad sit com?
That would not be funny. . .Maybe only funny to married people.
GREAT IDEA!!
I hope a producer reads this and makes it a reality. You should find a way to roll this idea up to the right people!
@@shadyman6346 Everybody Loves Raymond was about a couple living across the street from the husband's parents (wife's in laws) . Sad for them. Hilarious for us. For 9 seasons.
Yeah! Like Drew Carey! I could see that.
Greg. Is. FUNNY! Refreshingly different kind of humor! I haven't laughed continuously at a comic's entire set in I can't remember when! Really needed this during Covid quarantine, thanks!
“All I want for Christmas is a Fish Sandwich “ ...Thanks so much! Now I can’t get that out of my head!
I love Greg Warren, he is hysterical!
He’s so deadpan I love this dude!
Gregg Warren...your comic truth with the slap ability to make me laugh..is one of a kind..
OMG, I had to pause it a few places so I could keep laughing and not miss anything. "John Wilkes Booth put him out of business" just killed me.
Also: "That's why nobody answers my letters." He's so good!
So funny. 😂😂
More Greg Warren please!!!
This was completely awesome I woke up early in the morning and watched it start my day off with a great laugh what a success what a great artist
😂 I love this guy. He's hilarious!
This guy is hysterical! Loved the show! Greg Warren, you're fun! Thanks!
I haven't laughed this hard in as long as I can remember! My stomach is actually in pain, I wouldn't be surprised if the neighbors are calling the cops on me right now! I'm making noises from the bottom of my belly.. this guy has me making sounds I never have heard come out of myself before! Thank you! You have NO idea how much I needed this!!! 🙏🏻
Hidden Gem, lot of great material.
Greg has been around for a while. Glad to see he's still doing well.
I love the rhythm and cadence of his set.
This guy is comedic genius !!! His timing, his jokes, his sarcasm are next level !! Laughed so hard, my sides hurt. 😂😂😂
I have watched Greg's routine more than once. Ok, more than 10 times and every time I watch, I still get breathless laughing even though I know every punchline and when it's coming. His timing is impeccable.
Dining alone problems..he nailed it.
Yes, I was eating breakfast at a hotel last year and popped over to the buffet for a croissant - when I came back a few seconds later my whole breakfast had been cleared away! I now tell the wait staff that I am going to the restroom, briefly stepping away, will be right back. They tend to look at me strangely for giving tmi?
I take a jacket to hang on the chair and sometimes a book or notebook to set on the table. Otherwise …
He is a TREASURE. Can’t believe he’s not as well known as anyone in comedy!
Thanks Dan.
@@GregWarren Saw you in Pittsburgh after hearing you on DVE’ 20 times. We are BIG fans (for you to sign a CD for my son.
The “head shake” killed me! 😂👍
I'm so glad I finally watched this, FUNNY!
I subscribed and put on all notifications cause I love the fact that it's clean comedy and just proves you don't have to be vulgar to be funny god bless
I can relate about the loud bleacher fall. I was in the band and I had the cymbals in my hand when I took the swan dive. Talk about loud and center of everyone's attention. Then the band director rushed over and picked me up. 😂
That was it! I was done. Played unconscious til we got to the bus, lol. I fake limped for a week. 😂 😂 😂
Been a fan of his since he was on Coming to the Stage on BET. Such an underrated comedian.
White dude on bet... dude
**looks around slowly**
**long pause**
....
Wha?
@@timothyfloogle white comedians are on BET fairly often, tbh.
He is good
I've enjoyed some good comedians on dry bar but GREG WARREN IS "BOSS" OVER THEM ALL !!!
This guy just FRIED me !!!
--- HEAD OVER HEELS
FUNNY !!!
I like this guy more than most of the acts I've seen on Dry Bar. He's got some really clever bits.
The quickest headshake is hilarious. You rock dude!
Greg is the funniest comedian ever On Dry Bar. Hands down. His MRI joke is hilarious! He is crazy funny! The banana bit made me scream! Going out to eat alone and having to go to the bathroom is absolutely spot on!
Woke up this morning with the 'Fish Sandwich' song in my head...anyone else?...
😂 “hey buddy, you want to buy some steaks...” Hahahaha! This guys a riot! Passing the time in quarantine...it’s the 100th day of May today 😁
In some states, it's still May! With no science in sight!
Approaching year three of "two weeks to flatten the curve"!
All I want for Christmas is a fish sandwich! LOL I’m one of those six people can’t stop laughing🤪🌺😜💜
Thank you “Dry Bar”!!!
This guy 😆 he's hilarious. I loved his set I laughed the entire time!😂😂
"All I want for Christmas is a fiiiish sandwich!" 😂😂😂😂
I had a crappy day at work dealing with crappy people, so listening to this now that I'm home relaxing, feels so good.
I like Greg! Have enjoyed hearing him for years!
I'm honestly surprised this doesn't have more views, this guy is absolutely hilarious. I'll be watching out for him from now on. 🔥🔥
This guy is a sitcom script away from stardom. His jokes are short, mostly back handed, simple, and most importantly HILARIOUS... with a dash of self deprecation.
Most comics nowadays write jokes like rubiks cubes (long and complex) and that’s ok but simple jokes can get the job done just as well, as long as they are funny and delivered correctly.
Deviant anomaly well said.. his style is hands down preferable to many other new comedians out now
He does remind me of a sitcom dad.
@@timbaland952 ññnñlmlkmlmnñnñnl. Ñknñnl ñ
Agreed....I just want to laugh. Don't want to have to think about...just do it. And he does it so well. In my top five for sure.
Deviant..Right on the money..Thanks for your reply..Laura from NH
Omg! I enjoyed the whole set, laughed so much!! Super funny guy!
Oh Greg, my stomach is hurting from laughing! You are hilarious 😂.
I love his old man voice!!
that was a really good show! very good deliverance with no strange pauses and the jokes were hilarious 😅
OMG, I luv this guy. It took me a minute to realize he was the same Greg Warren that cracked me up with " ... 1 star people"
The MRI Machine is EXACTLY like that too...It's incredible what it does, but holy smokes is it LOUD...
(*Starts having flashbacks of my time in 'the tube of death'*)
...It changes you, man!
Haha! There were jokes that were funny and then there was the MRI joke and it was superior! I THINK I'M HIT!!
I loved it! It was like being on Star Trek.
@@doctorPaule
LoL
I wasn't that fortunate.
Im a big guy, AND, if you're big enough to touch both sides of the tube, you get lightly electrocuted while it's running.
Imagine a strong continuous static shock across your shoulders and arms for the entire time it's running...
While your idiot neighbor is letting his child play some "new age dubstep" without any rhythm, at full volume up against the wall.
Yea... fun times!
@@Wr3ckZ that sounds like an absolute nightmare!😱😵
Laughter is truly the best medicine.
Funny guy, loved his set. Handsome guy too, reminds me a little bit of Ray Liotta.
LMAOO I actually have corona at the moment and just about hacked up a lung laughing at that last joke. CLEAR! Great job Drybar would love to see more of Greg Warren!
I don’t usually laugh out loud at much of anything; but Mr Warren got me with this one. Love the airport bit. I gotta try it sometime. Thanks for the laughs.
Greg Warren is great. Cannot stop laughing. Have watched his special several times. His delivery is fantastic!!
Deep down good and funny. . .all the way through!!! I did not want it to end. Thank you, sir!
This funny dude is a breather for all this COVID-19 crap.
Man, Greg is a laugh riot ! I started laughing and did not stop until the end of his set, where all I had left was to giggle like a girl. He is the funniest comic I have seen in a long time !
HES SO HILARIOUS OMG HES KILLING ME 😭😭😭😂😂😂😂😂😂🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
This is AMZING
😂 "Shut your mouth and eat" has got to be one of the best things you could say to confuse someone
Here in N.Ireland -& Glasgow too - It was, "Do You Want A Slap !? " - It was a Weird kid said "Yes !" to That Offer ! 😁😄
FANTASTIC. One of the funniest people I've ever heard in my life. What a great show
Its 1 a m. I can't be laughing this hard I need to sleep! Omg too too funny!
I have watched this several times and laugh at his jokes every time! He is hilarious. Thank you for posting
“No, I love [your friend] Karen, you should marry Karen!” (Fastest head shake in history). 😂🤣😂
😂
His best joke by far, love it!
Oh my gosh This guy rocks it. I have to pause many times because I am laughing SOOO hard and don't want to miss a word! I actually am a long distance runner, started at 12 and yes Cross Country, what he said is funny and true. Also had to have few MRI's in my time, that noise is so true!!! Very Loud!!! And single, having friends "help you" with setting you up with their "Perfect" Friend. So spot on. Only about 8 minutes in so far!!!! Thanks DryBar!
I loved this so much. I would go to a live show. Anyone who didn't think it was funny may not get all of the jokes. Thanks for the Laughs 🤣
Love this guy, the fastest head shakes gave me stomach cramps, LoLoLoL. I think he's a catch, cute and hilarous and dislike kids, but unlucky for me...I'm a cream-lover crazy-cat-Muslim-lady. 🤣
Cool. Interesting screen name. Is it a family name?
@@timothyfloogle
Nah, just keeping my ex hubby's last name. RIP Voldy. 🤣
@The Bushwacker
Yeah... Fun times. But then, of course, he died. 😁
*ᒪᗩᗪY ᐯOᒪᗪEᗰOᖇT* seems evil that u keep lol about the husband and dying . I take it u are joking . Hm
@@abovenbeyondlimits81
Oh, if you knew Voldy, you'd laugh when he died too. Unless, of course if you're Nagini or his most loyal followers... 😅
I love the grandpa skit. LOVE IT
Classic gold! Thanks, Greg
This guy is hilarious!!!! Love the old guy material..! "...Save yourself son...darn near lost everyone" 😂🤣
I was dying! He is absolutely amazing!