Clinton Baptiste (Alex Lowe)

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  • Опубликовано: 15 сен 2024
  • Legendary phenomena and pyschic, Clinton Baptiste.

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  • @TradingCardsAndMore
    @TradingCardsAndMore 6 лет назад +795

    "I'm getting the word...nonce" This is the best line in tv history hands down

  • @MrBearcub300
    @MrBearcub300 7 лет назад +620

    " I'm getting the word nonce " absolute quality.

    • @MickyMuffMuncher
      @MickyMuffMuncher 6 лет назад +17

      Alan Brown possibly my favourite line from any tv show or movie ever

    • @philtaylor3098
      @philtaylor3098 6 лет назад +10

      I'm absolutely in tears at that one.

    • @SkyDigital_01
      @SkyDigital_01 6 лет назад +5

      U look like a nonce Alan

    • @SkyDigital_01
      @SkyDigital_01 6 лет назад +1

      Martin Fagan ok Fagey lad

    • @jackmullen9114
      @jackmullen9114 6 лет назад +1

      Alan Brown ikr it’s class

  • @chriscole4092
    @chriscole4092 6 месяцев назад +12

    Probably the greatest and most memorable cameo role in British comedy.
    Pure gold.

  • @samholden4171
    @samholden4171 6 лет назад +220

    Love his voice when he says "all right"lol😁

    • @jollygood9183
      @jollygood9183 5 лет назад +8

      I always say "Y'all right". But, it just sounds better from a manc than a scouser.

    • @mandyjudkins1913
      @mandyjudkins1913 3 года назад +1

      Check out the podcasts. Comedy classics

    • @bingefeller
      @bingefeller 2 года назад +1

      When he walks on stage you'd expect a man with a big deep booming voice.

  • @Mysticprima
    @Mysticprima 6 лет назад +240

    This is one of the funniest moments in the series for me, right from the opening line. “I’m getting the name John. Is there a John in the audience?” Like you wouldn’t get a “John” in a working men’s club. 😂

  • @charliecooper7458
    @charliecooper7458 6 лет назад +105

    2:49 is what you came for

    • @user-mn3pb7mj9i
      @user-mn3pb7mj9i 5 лет назад +3

      You mean you didn't enjoy the rest of my show?

  • @aidanmagill6769
    @aidanmagill6769 5 лет назад +72

    How the hell Little Britain won awards ahead of this, I'll never know. You watch one episode of Little Britain and you've seen them all.

    • @LL-uw6sm
      @LL-uw6sm 4 года назад +8

      Cos them southerners cant get northern humour and culture..they cant get this the wrkn men clubs them cockneys not got a clue.

    • @alfredbottombattaock6397
      @alfredbottombattaock6397 3 года назад +1

      very true pal

    • @matthewsmith3956
      @matthewsmith3956 3 года назад +5

      @@LL-uw6sm I'm a Southerner and find it highly funny.

    • @Rai_S82
      @Rai_S82 2 года назад +2

      @@LL-uw6sm what a load of nonsense! I live in London and Phoenix Nights is EASILY in my top ten comedy shows!! Absolutely quality stuff.

    • @monky_dust
      @monky_dust 7 месяцев назад

      Gay lobby.

  • @Wally-H
    @Wally-H 6 лет назад +80

    This was, still is and always will be absolutely brilliant comedy. Bloody hilarious.

  • @raminybhatti5740
    @raminybhatti5740 4 года назад +17

    The "ey, oh" line gets me every single time. It's throwaway but brilliant, as if he's being overwhelmed by a horde of spirits desperate to communicate with their loved ones.

  • @sovaine
    @sovaine 6 лет назад +241

    Is there a John in the audience...classic

    • @GVGames1986
      @GVGames1986 6 лет назад +6

      My Dad's called John! Wow psychic!

  • @donaldduck7915
    @donaldduck7915 5 лет назад +22

    “ Hands up who can’t have children ? “ ……… Does me every time !!!!

  • @leec6424
    @leec6424 6 лет назад +66

    If anyone doesn't cry with laughter when he says I'm getting the word nonce they should be ashamed x

  • @kmclfc
    @kmclfc 6 лет назад +38

    Love the way he slips when getting on his stool at the beginning

    • @BREN70S
      @BREN70S 6 лет назад +4

      Yes it's accidentally on purpose lol.

    • @deputybluevein93
      @deputybluevein93 3 года назад

      Excellent observation

  • @simon201063
    @simon201063 6 лет назад +167

    As accurate and savage a parody of Derek Acorah as you will ever see.

    • @Delmothop
      @Delmothop 3 года назад +2

      That's better Sam

  • @richardmccann425
    @richardmccann425 6 лет назад +47

    Spirits are very strong tonight....

  • @octaviancaesarhibernicus4447
    @octaviancaesarhibernicus4447 6 лет назад +46

    The way he points at the first fella telling him he has something be ashamed of, he clicks his fingers and points, haha.

  • @johnbusst200
    @johnbusst200 6 лет назад +45

    “You’ve gotta be cruel to be kind !”

  • @Raza-LD
    @Raza-LD 6 лет назад +56

    0:30 - “Y’arite?” 😂

  • @Bewareofthedog69
    @Bewareofthedog69 7 лет назад +100

    Hands up who can't have children?

  • @tallulahlawksley
    @tallulahlawksley 4 года назад +7

    This was always so much funnier than The Office and Little Britain. Love this show.

  • @jamesfield2442
    @jamesfield2442 6 лет назад +21

    You can walk... Best line ever!!!

    • @epsilonalphaargo1948
      @epsilonalphaargo1948 4 года назад +4

      Interestingly, Peter Kay has stated that there was an abandoned subplot that Brian Potter could actually walk. I wonder if the "you can walk" line was a leftover remnant of this?

  • @Tony-fg7dc
    @Tony-fg7dc 7 лет назад +48

    Brilliant! Clinton should have his own show!

    • @octaviancaesarhibernicus4447
      @octaviancaesarhibernicus4447 6 лет назад +4

      Lazarou Lazarou that would've been a great spin off wouldn't it?

    • @BURTTHEGURT
      @BURTTHEGURT 5 лет назад +6

      Tony listen to his podcasts

    • @viceminerrr4802
      @viceminerrr4802 2 года назад +1

      He does went to see him
      Last night at the Bolton Albert Hall very funny 😁

  • @mickmouse3513
    @mickmouse3513 6 лет назад +32

    Not enough of this kind of stuff on the telly anymore.

    • @sircumference5032
      @sircumference5032 6 лет назад +6

      thank heavens for youtube and people with a GSOH !

    • @deputybluevein93
      @deputybluevein93 3 года назад +2

      There's none at all. This decade alone has put Chubby Brown out of work. He stated that he literally can't make a joke without offending somebody

    • @joshslater2426
      @joshslater2426 2 месяца назад +2

      I’ve watched some Chubby Brown and I got some good laughs. His humour may be blunt, but he’s doing it to make the audience laugh. If you’re not allowed to laugh at something, how are you supposed to be entertained?

  • @johnnyrico3763
    @johnnyrico3763 6 лет назад +33

    Don't worry love.... you'll still be able to visit

  • @Stevieboy74
    @Stevieboy74 4 года назад +6

    Saw his live stage show tonight in Leicester Square London, was brilliant, so funny. He saved the “I’m getting a word” gag for Prince Andrew lol

  • @petergreen2552
    @petergreen2552 4 года назад +7

    "Don't shoot the messenger. I'm only telling you what the spirits are telling me". 😂😂😂😂😂😂

  • @petergreen2552
    @petergreen2552 4 года назад +3

    Comedy platinum. So many brilliant lines in this clip. Classic

  • @frankboothsedated.7054
    @frankboothsedated.7054 5 лет назад +15

    It's his dyed blond mullet that creases me.

  • @deputybluevein93
    @deputybluevein93 3 года назад +6

    That intro, followed by his unexpected voice that follows is just comedy gold
    Spike and Kay together was just genius. Its just ashame in the end that one had shaft the other

    • @Slavenmierech
      @Slavenmierech Год назад +1

      What happened?

    • @pupskin123
      @pupskin123 Год назад

      I love the fact they applauded the whole entrance....fantastic....😅

  • @spikemarsden
    @spikemarsden 6 лет назад +5

    I'm so proud of my hometown. I had my first birthday at St Gregory's (where the set of Phoenix Nights was)

  • @jammysivile4378
    @jammysivile4378 7 лет назад +185

    Y'arite?!

  • @petergreen2552
    @petergreen2552 5 лет назад +5

    Y'all right? 😂 Comedy platinum. "Right. Hands up who can't have children" Classic.

  • @leebentley6903
    @leebentley6903 5 лет назад +9

    I'm from Bolton and wish it was really like this.

    • @Pwak54N
      @Pwak54N 5 лет назад +2

      Lee Bentley it is 😂

    • @shhhplease1050
      @shhhplease1050 4 года назад +1

      Blair's Britain and the EU have messed everything up.

    • @johnwick-vo7ig
      @johnwick-vo7ig 4 года назад

      @@shhhplease1050 we'll be speaking Russian if Corbyn has his way the commie shithouse.

  • @w8m4n
    @w8m4n 3 года назад +2

    The Clinton Baptiste paranormal podcast is brilliant, give it a listen folks!

    • @virginiaevans9016
      @virginiaevans9016 2 года назад

      I've just found out about these podcasts after loving Clinton since Phoenix and have listened to them all back to back! Totally hilarious, makes me laugh all day. Thank you Alex Lowe - genius 🙌

  • @streetsoundselectro124
    @streetsoundselectro124 6 лет назад +2

    Fantastic comedy! I'm only tellin you what the spirits are tellin me!

  • @moonshiner3223
    @moonshiner3223 5 лет назад +10

    CLINTON BAPTISTE!!.....Y'all riiight 😂😂😂

  • @countteddy
    @countteddy 4 года назад +4

    my wife used to go to piskick evenings like this........12 quid a ticket....

  • @jcc-ve8mo
    @jcc-ve8mo 4 года назад +3

    I'm getting the word ... nonce. Never ever tires me ...I laugh hard every single time .

  • @johnskelt1648
    @johnskelt1648 5 лет назад +7

    “Feelin it very strongly... over ere....”

  • @paulmckernan7518
    @paulmckernan7518 5 лет назад +2

    Thank you good buddy.
    Goes unnoticed.

  • @andyw9255
    @andyw9255 4 года назад +4

    "Can ya read minds? Read this" 😂

  • @whiteeaglewarrior
    @whiteeaglewarrior 5 лет назад +42

    Ah' ya arhiiite?
    Cracks me up everytime

  • @VAPIDISM
    @VAPIDISM 2 года назад +3

    The best and most accurate psychic ever.

    • @tropicalpalmtree
      @tropicalpalmtree 9 месяцев назад

      It's got to be based on Derek acorah 😂

  • @jazzbands5608
    @jazzbands5608 6 лет назад +68

    Sonia is wearing a chain with an S on it. lol

    • @andrewhowarth2931
      @andrewhowarth2931 6 лет назад +9

      Never noticed that before! Cheers!

    • @BREN70S
      @BREN70S 6 лет назад +3

      That's Peter Kay's wife .

    • @andrewball5111
      @andrewball5111 5 лет назад +3

      All the times I've watched this scene and never noticed that! Brilliant lol

  • @ivorharden
    @ivorharden 6 лет назад +6

    "Hands up, Who can't have children" ....... SAVAGERY

  • @joannethompson7313
    @joannethompson7313 4 года назад +1

    He has his own podcast now and it’s very funny

  • @duncy90
    @duncy90 5 лет назад +1

    hilarious i wish this comedy was still going

  • @gregconway736
    @gregconway736 3 года назад +2

    "Its them. They can't handle the truth".

  • @petergreen2552
    @petergreen2552 5 лет назад +5

    "Don't shoot the messenger". 😂

  • @markorollo.
    @markorollo. 4 года назад +2

    Thought it was Bradley Walsh in the thumbnail

  • @shaundustystringer3656
    @shaundustystringer3656 Год назад +1

    Pure gold 🤣🤣🤣🤣

  • @kevyelyod1211
    @kevyelyod1211 2 года назад +1

    I nearly died from laughing at this OMG top class comedy

  • @andrewball5111
    @andrewball5111 5 лет назад +3

    "You gotta be cruel to be kind" lol

  • @harrytd
    @harrytd 5 лет назад +1

    Classic! Absolute classic!

  • @davemurphy491
    @davemurphy491 5 лет назад +16

    Hands up who can't have children 😂😂

  • @dankmemer8557
    @dankmemer8557 5 лет назад +5

    2:48 is what you came for.

  • @thethirteenthdoctor1716
    @thethirteenthdoctor1716 4 года назад +3

    "HANDS UP WHO CAN'T HAVE CHILDREN?" 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

  • @JacobOutdoors0
    @JacobOutdoors0 6 лет назад +5

    2:48 willene fans will be looking for this

  • @willieyoung5787
    @willieyoung5787 3 года назад +1

    Brilliant

  • @CHRISTISKINGOFORDE
    @CHRISTISKINGOFORDE 5 лет назад +4

    The 63 people who disliked got the word "nonce"

  • @benshaw3286
    @benshaw3286 6 лет назад +1

    I’m fucking crying my eyes out

  • @redsky106
    @redsky106 4 года назад

    Guys a legend ,.,best character in the show

  • @vitterpup
    @vitterpup 4 года назад +2

    Can’t breathe 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

  • @mxtch_h4249
    @mxtch_h4249 6 лет назад +5

    2:45 absolute classic

  • @lengthmuldoon
    @lengthmuldoon 6 лет назад +22

    If people don't believe in psychics after this they're not the full shilling.
    Bet the first woman left that shifty fella for keeping secrets.

    • @BREN70S
      @BREN70S 6 лет назад +2

      Yeah you could just picture him getting out of a prison van with a newspaper over his head , well dodgy .

  • @joelshevlin7939
    @joelshevlin7939 3 года назад +1

    Got a sudden craving for a minty biscuit.

  • @nolslifegren
    @nolslifegren 4 года назад +4

    Now then Prince Andrew , uv not been well have you love ? Am gerrinthewurd ...

  • @MultiGal1
    @MultiGal1 6 лет назад +6

    you've got to be cruel to be kind

  • @liverpoolfootballclub914
    @liverpoolfootballclub914 4 года назад +2

    But she was young in herself wasn’t she?!?

  • @clavdig
    @clavdig 5 лет назад +2

    Alex has got a Baptiste podcast, check it out. Yer alrite?

  • @stevenparker9192
    @stevenparker9192 6 лет назад +1

    Love it

  • @teddysheckler1817
    @teddysheckler1817 4 года назад +1

    "Hands up, who can't have children?"

  • @furthestlobster4680
    @furthestlobster4680 6 лет назад +1

    This kills me every time

  • @derekcoe9633
    @derekcoe9633 4 года назад +1

    “Hey mouth!” 😂

  • @liliangunn5737
    @liliangunn5737 2 года назад

    Always magic. Im laughing out loud.😆

  • @thethirteenthdoctor1716
    @thethirteenthdoctor1716 4 года назад

    2:52 i just love the look on the bloke in the green jacket's face

  • @simonfrost1976
    @simonfrost1976 4 года назад +1

    Ey,oh😑😑😑...I’M GETTING A VOICE!

  • @dajvebikinus861
    @dajvebikinus861 4 года назад +1

    You...can walk

  • @cheeks6310
    @cheeks6310 5 лет назад +4

    "y'alrighhh"

  • @ZuluRomeo
    @ZuluRomeo 5 лет назад +6

    "You can walk."
    Burn 😜

  • @_v-.
    @_v-. 4 года назад +1

    You gotta be cruel to be kind. Don't shoot the messenger, I'm only telling you what the spirits are telling me. Now hands up who can't have children 😂😂😂

  • @bigphil2053
    @bigphil2053 2 года назад

    Didn't realise Prince Andrew was in the audience

  • @somename99
    @somename99 6 лет назад +12

    When Peter Kay wasn't shit.

    • @samholden4171
      @samholden4171 6 лет назад +3

      somename99 He is now especially in car share tv series it's crap.

    • @uktvcool
      @uktvcool 4 месяца назад

      because Dave Spikey wrote most of it

  • @DeanMoxley87
    @DeanMoxley87 6 лет назад +7

    i see a man
    he's either very tall
    or stood on a box

    • @ThisAintNews
      @ThisAintNews 6 лет назад +1

      Im getting..... Tom Cruise...He says....the chops are ready, not too much mint sauce.

  • @jasonantigua6825
    @jasonantigua6825 6 лет назад

    When he said,you can walk! I thought that was a little sniff at something that may have been revealed in another series.

    • @Barryfromwatfordclips
      @Barryfromwatfordclips  6 лет назад +2

      It was going to be a theme in Series One that Brian could actually walk, but they decided against it. There are still a few vague references to it in other episodes.

  • @petergreen2552
    @petergreen2552 5 лет назад +2

    This is my favourite clip of P N along with the inflatable filth bouncy castle. 😂

  • @bobstar6837
    @bobstar6837 4 года назад +1

    Yaaaaarrrriight🤣🤣🤣

  • @stewally8355
    @stewally8355 5 лет назад

    Pure gold 🤣🤣

  • @emilyross06
    @emilyross06 5 лет назад

    Golden

  • @oliveraeternus3285
    @oliveraeternus3285 5 лет назад

    Brilliant :)

  • @betrousaltaweel
    @betrousaltaweel 5 лет назад +2

    Derek Acorah

  • @user-zr3pj5tk7k
    @user-zr3pj5tk7k 6 лет назад +3

    22 knob heads out there, congratulations 🎊

    • @viceminerrr4802
      @viceminerrr4802 6 лет назад

      S C 33 now, they must be phoning a friend twats they are no sense of humour

  • @petergreen2552
    @petergreen2552 5 лет назад +4

    What is it? Hey mouth! 😄

  • @TMillsMusic
    @TMillsMusic 6 лет назад +1

    Comedy gold!

  • @SeanScot36
    @SeanScot36 3 года назад

    Very funny.

  • @markheap278
    @markheap278 5 лет назад

    Fucking brilliant!😂😂😂😂👌

  • @iadoredavey
    @iadoredavey 6 лет назад +2

    Barry from Watford

  • @JourneywithSmee
    @JourneywithSmee 4 года назад +1

    Sonya is played by Peter Kays real life wife Susan.

  • @sunnyxdays1036
    @sunnyxdays1036 3 года назад

    I am getting the word Prince Andrew .

  • @MacTheRipper1
    @MacTheRipper1 6 лет назад +3

    Fkn hilarious