Clinton Baptiste REVEALS That Manchester United are CURSED & SUMMONS the ghost of Maradona! 🤣

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  • Опубликовано: 24 янв 2025

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  • @Michael-TJ
    @Michael-TJ Год назад +75

    Love a bit of Clinton. He's great live if you ever have the chance.

    • @Rob_Evs
      @Rob_Evs 7 месяцев назад

      Went recently, never stopped laughing for the whole gig.

  • @GraemeRoberts
    @GraemeRoberts Год назад +30

    Brian Potter did a better job with the Phoenix Club than any manager since Ferguson has done with United. But then he put Max & Paddy on the door, not at centre back.

    • @seancomrie4714
      @seancomrie4714 2 месяца назад

      Alex Ferguson was still a manager then, so how is it "since"?

  • @multipl3
    @multipl3 Год назад +32

    Clinton is one of the wisest & fast witted clairvoyants going 👌👌

  • @Lexington365
    @Lexington365 Год назад +37

    "You've not been very well have you Manchester United? And.......it is terminal?"

    • @MyHarrietHarper
      @MyHarrietHarper 4 месяца назад

      The end was near for Logan/Wolverine too…until he got a boost to get the job done before finally departing.
      Ergo, Utd will win the Prem and CL before leaving the Theatre of Dreams in 5 years!!! Then a new era of dominance will dawn for Manchester United.

    • @vincentpaulmcghee4918
      @vincentpaulmcghee4918 2 месяца назад +1

      😂😂😂😂😂😂😂 👏 👏 👏 genius!!!

    • @MyHarrietHarper
      @MyHarrietHarper 2 месяца назад

      @@vincentpaulmcghee4918 Don’t talk too soon, there is a long way to go yet. RvN is not ETH, he’ll have the attitude of you score 4, we score 5. It’ll be entertaining while he’s the interim before appointing one of the greats of the game like Ancelotti in the summer. Don’t be surprised if someone like Mou gets the job til the end of the season.

  • @richardgallagher4088
    @richardgallagher4088 Год назад +40

    I'm getting the word...

  • @markwoodruff6130
    @markwoodruff6130 Год назад +54

    I'm getting the word.......N%NCE....Classic 🤣

    • @alfredlear4141
      @alfredlear4141 Год назад +2

      Comedy gold ❤

    • @Nufc99
      @Nufc99 Год назад +2

      I'm only telling you what the spirits are telling me 😅😂😂

    • @fiddysent2798
      @fiddysent2798 Год назад +3

      Is there anyone here called ...John?

  • @DjDugiUK
    @DjDugiUK Год назад +17

    Townsend McCoist and baptiste. What a segment 👏

  • @eL--RaL
    @eL--RaL Год назад +13

    Hi guys, I'm a Sharman from the Old world.. "United is not cuuuuursed!..They just need a new set of Howard Weeeeeeeebbs"

  • @Jaysusitsme
    @Jaysusitsme Год назад +8

    I've had the pleasure of talking with Alex Lowe up the Molineux in the North Bank bar twice, he's such a nice bloke.

    • @powderedground78
      @powderedground78 9 месяцев назад

      Yeah, I had no idea he was a Wolves fan (due to his son apparently). I thought he was a QPR fan. I've seen a QPR mug in a video as Barry from Watford (causing more confusion) and he grew up in that part of London.

  • @ABRAM_BEATS
    @ABRAM_BEATS Год назад +19

    The ghost of Old Trafford is real. For new players just arriving; It happens when you sign the contract. As soon as the ink dries, the ghost of Old Trafford appears and takes his place in the seat of your soul. The curse then begins. At first its just a feeling, you wake up and you feel a little sluggish, a little ‘off’, takes a bit longer to get out of bed. Look out the window and a quilt of thick grey cloud covers the Manchester sky.
    “Oh God”.
    You jump in the shower but its no good, you’re still tired. This should be exciting, meet the players, a new club, a fresh start “whats wrong with me…?”
    By this point, its already too late and even knowing that 250 grand will drop into your bank account on Friday it wont make a blind bit of difference.
    You. are. fooked.
    Where once you used to look forward to the weekend..a big game, nice food afterwards, rest on Sunday, ..now there’s knots in your belly as Saturday approaches.
    And then the question. “Why?”. Its the question that gets you. 75 thousand fans cheering your name, excited to see you play, you were born for this. Save a shot, score a goal, it doesnt matter because you cant do either anymore. You can’t kick a ball to save your life.
    Welcome to Manchester United.

    • @deecleandean
      @deecleandean Год назад

      hahahahahahahahahhahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahah

    • @BabsT-on6ii
      @BabsT-on6ii Год назад

      👏🏾👏🏾👏🏾👏🏾👏🏾

    • @joycelawson6230
      @joycelawson6230 Год назад +2

      Funny as f , Iove the way talk sport can't function without mentioning united 😂

  • @sratus
    @sratus Год назад +5

    Brilliant, a very funny man. Great podcast too.

  • @BennyCooke-k6n
    @BennyCooke-k6n Месяц назад +2

    It's better with Alan Brazil, as he just doesn't get it.

  • @PatrickKelly-lz3pv
    @PatrickKelly-lz3pv 8 месяцев назад +4

    He is also Barry from Watford.

    • @1960gal
      @1960gal Месяц назад

      Actually Ally is laughing exactly the same as l do...laughing at Barry!
      Honestly, l almost have an asthma attack when l watch his Carpet Right voice over vid (often)...and l'm not even an asthmatic!!
      Remember Clinton from Phoenix Nights ("I'm getting the word..."l) but my nephew sent me the Barry clip. Me and his mum roar up just talking about it!
      Great stuff 👏 😂

  • @Jaaskelainen1993
    @Jaaskelainen1993 Год назад +13

    Very very talented man.

  • @rryanreid
    @rryanreid Год назад +5

    Listened to this live on my way work and alsmot crashed laughing so hard.

  • @Zinderflex
    @Zinderflex Год назад +7

    I mean they do call themselves the "red devils"😂

  • @jamescrisp9180
    @jamescrisp9180 8 месяцев назад +5

    Fading now...😂

  • @oceanroad1584
    @oceanroad1584 5 месяцев назад +4

    If only he ran the country, shalamar

  • @markpike81
    @markpike81 10 месяцев назад +3

    Is anyone called John 😂😂😂

  • @GVGames1986
    @GVGames1986 Год назад +1

    Good banter!

  • @Mightymeaty5000
    @Mightymeaty5000 Год назад +4

    Salami, haloumi 😂 just started WW4 in far distant land

  • @gregorylowe1296
    @gregorylowe1296 9 месяцев назад +3

    Golden balls Rebecca Loos absolutely fearless

  • @irisdainter6507
    @irisdainter6507 Год назад +6

    Love this guy.

  • @NorthWalesKid
    @NorthWalesKid Год назад +6

    I’m gerrin the word...... cursed

  • @drover110
    @drover110 Год назад +2

    Don't shoot the messenger.....

  • @aajabbinmagosh5509
    @aajabbinmagosh5509 Год назад +3

    Howard webb should come out of retirement 😂😂😂

  • @Indie127
    @Indie127 Год назад +2

    TalkSport love talking about United.

    • @gillie-monger3394
      @gillie-monger3394 Год назад +2

      We love a good laugh that's why!

    • @CJ-ih4oh
      @CJ-ih4oh Год назад

      It’s excellent comedy that’s why

  • @railvidz
    @railvidz Год назад

    This is real. There is a bad spell cast on the team this season with all the refereeing or VAR decisions going against.

  • @pes6616
    @pes6616 Год назад +3

    Spirits very strong tonight…

  • @multipl3
    @multipl3 Год назад +4

    Fading now. Uniteds legacy is fading now

  • @rahmij
    @rahmij Год назад +3

    "my girlfriend"? Riiiiiiiiiiight.

    • @simonwkey
      @simonwkey Год назад

      Your right he's married

  • @chriswilliams6501
    @chriswilliams6501 Год назад +2

    It's scary how he knows everything

  • @paulmclaughlin8038
    @paulmclaughlin8038 9 месяцев назад

    Chaka Dimas and Pliers! Love it!

  • @m.bowyer5045
    @m.bowyer5045 Год назад +3

    Clinton should be a regular

  • @lfcspectre4335
    @lfcspectre4335 Год назад +3

    I hate Halloween

  • @leefairhurst9058
    @leefairhurst9058 3 месяца назад +1

    Spirits be kind .......Fading now.......

  • @chrismattravers5434
    @chrismattravers5434 9 месяцев назад +2

    Makes me smile - namaste showaddywaddy!

  • @EliteMMA.1
    @EliteMMA.1 Год назад +2

    I’m getting the word…

  • @lawtonloraine4144
    @lawtonloraine4144 Год назад

    They are not as cursed as Aston Villa fans who are obviously deprived and cursed by their stadium, their colours, their winging history, poor buggas

  • @gedrooney9305
    @gedrooney9305 Год назад +1

    SPIRIT BE KIND….

  • @adamscott6719
    @adamscott6719 Год назад +2

    Hopefully it’s an eternal curse 😂

  • @jackienicholson7951
    @jackienicholson7951 Год назад +3

    He looks like ex wrestler Greg Valentine

  • @russty2996
    @russty2996 Год назад +1

    We need Barry again

  • @Genekellystand
    @Genekellystand Год назад

    More chance of Clinton baptiste getting the job than Clinton Morrison. He is one full man. 😂

  • @tygerrruk5908
    @tygerrruk5908 Год назад

    It’s called the glazers curse

  • @DidYaServe
    @DidYaServe Год назад +2

    Didn't this guy play a scientologist on Peep Show?

    • @MrJamy695
      @MrJamy695 Год назад

      he absolutely did! well observed! 😃

  • @psett5352
    @psett5352 Год назад

    I’m getting the word…..😂

  • @mark.lawrence
    @mark.lawrence 9 месяцев назад +1

    united...
    rotherham. united. 🤣🤣🤣

  • @jonathanbeattie3410
    @jonathanbeattie3410 Месяц назад

    Typical Libra!! 🤣🤣🤣🤣

  • @mcharrisment4765
    @mcharrisment4765 Год назад

    Fk em and keep em cursed.
    Whilst at it play Martial , Anthony and Rashford and make Maguire captain again - do it at Anfield next week

  • @chriswilliams6501
    @chriswilliams6501 Год назад +1

    Brilliant

  • @alexshill2493
    @alexshill2493 Год назад

    Can you read minds can you son? Read this! 🤣🤣🤣

  • @markpike81
    @markpike81 10 месяцев назад +1

    Classic 😂😂

  • @fontainejohn
    @fontainejohn Год назад

    i'm getting the word.................

  • @Nufc99
    @Nufc99 Год назад

    Now IM getting the word😅

  • @OfWodensFolk
    @OfWodensFolk Год назад

    Is he "Getting the word"....

  • @fearlessformidableferociou8623

    Well, they are the Red Devils aren't they

  • @MegaSKAGGS
    @MegaSKAGGS Год назад

    Guys a genius

  • @deecleandean
    @deecleandean Год назад

    oooooo you did not let him do the lotto numbers aaahhhhhhh shhhhhhhhhhh lol

  • @RexLapin73
    @RexLapin73 3 месяца назад

    Clinton for England Manager

  • @preciousdevere288
    @preciousdevere288 Год назад +1

    I cant wait to see Clinton Baptiste next year Im all booked for The Stables, MK. XXX

  • @shellsbignumber2
    @shellsbignumber2 Год назад

    Pound shop Jimmy Savile.

  • @philipwilkinson988
    @philipwilkinson988 11 месяцев назад

    Bloody brilliant.

  • @mark.lawrence
    @mark.lawrence Год назад

    👏👏👏

  • @Mr8ofspades
    @Mr8ofspades Год назад

    For f/ck sake 😂

  • @Zombieturtles
    @Zombieturtles Год назад +1

    Genius

  • @Thirdfish
    @Thirdfish Год назад +3

    He is brilliant.

  • @kevinjackson6387
    @kevinjackson6387 Год назад +1

    Fading now

  • @richarddawson8479
    @richarddawson8479 Год назад

    I thought Jimmy Saville was dead ?

  • @bigcookprintables1968
    @bigcookprintables1968 10 месяцев назад

    Very funny bloke...

  • @flashtheoriginal
    @flashtheoriginal Год назад +3

    Y'alraaaaaaaaaaaaaht?

  • @adrianwade2185
    @adrianwade2185 Год назад

    Clinton what do you see for leeds. I'm feeling something. Anything from the Spiritual Realms.

  • @rajnirvan3336
    @rajnirvan3336 Год назад +1

    Is this person half Peter Stringfellow and someone I dare not say his name. His initial J.S and would fix it 😂

    • @gillie-monger3394
      @gillie-monger3394 Год назад

      It's his comedy 'persona. Like Al Murray's 'Pub Landlord'.

  • @markordynamics376
    @markordynamics376 Год назад

    Ali loves 💩 patter 😂😂😂

  • @MrJlc93
    @MrJlc93 Год назад

    Only talk sport could have a con man on the show 🤣🤣

  • @tonyshiels7718
    @tonyshiels7718 10 месяцев назад

    Bad kama is coming to United

  • @Nufc99
    @Nufc99 Год назад

    Pyskick night

  • @cosmicbaggy9637
    @cosmicbaggy9637 Год назад +1

    Dont let him in the united dressing room for godsake... I'm getting the word...

  • @dennismukoyatv
    @dennismukoyatv Год назад

    Codswallop vibes...

  • @Fyzieyahya6980
    @Fyzieyahya6980 Год назад +1

    Sack eth not good enough as man u coach, this is man u not ajax, bench rashford and bruno

  • @rezreaver
    @rezreaver Год назад

    Lmao

  • @TheEntertainmentsOnMe
    @TheEntertainmentsOnMe Год назад

    Telepathic aka pathetic

  • @billyjesus5442
    @billyjesus5442 Год назад

    this guy gives me kimmy saville vibes.

  • @sithanc
    @sithanc Год назад +4

    Who is this joker😮‍💨

    • @hithere9377
      @hithere9377 Год назад +7

      If you don’t know you’ve missed out.

    • @joeneylon6234
      @joeneylon6234 Год назад +5

      I’m getting the word…

  • @britpackdog4545
    @britpackdog4545 Год назад

    Hahahahahahaha

  • @adamherrington
    @adamherrington Год назад

    Is he supposed to be dressed as Jimmy Savile?

    • @gillie-monger3394
      @gillie-monger3394 Год назад +1

      It's his comedy 'persona. Like Al Murray's 'Pub Landlord'.

  • @utuberlol
    @utuberlol Год назад +3

    This isn't even funny....

    • @barrymurray4923
      @barrymurray4923 Год назад +8

      You Must Be Fun At Parties 🎉

    • @mpproductions2770
      @mpproductions2770 Год назад

      😂

    • @utuberlol
      @utuberlol Год назад +1

      @@barrymurray4923 we just don't go to the Sam parties Baz

    • @gillie-monger3394
      @gillie-monger3394 Год назад +1

      Horses for courses lad. Could be worse - could be talking bloody boxing!

    • @tomzablee
      @tomzablee Год назад +2

      I'm getting the word...

  • @nelliejames
    @nelliejames Год назад

    now then man utd, im getting the word ponce

  • @andrewspencer4680
    @andrewspencer4680 Год назад

    Talk sport has to be the worst program ever

    • @joemac9249
      @joemac9249 Год назад

      You know this is a radio station? 🤔

  • @007wnc
    @007wnc Год назад

    Brilliant