Peter Kay's comedy is so good, you can't finish laughing properly at one joke before he cracks the next one. And it's done with such affection for people, such humanity; he makes us aware that we're ALL fools, and in the warmth of that realization he unites us.
I’m sat here 12 at night tears streaming down my face filling my eyes, choking on my cereal then coughing violently and doing it all again This is how to spend the perfect night
I had the same situation: I was still under anaesthetic from having my wisdom teeth out when my girlfriend led me like a dog to the receptionist's desk. "That'll be £80",the receptionist said (it was quite a few years ago). I suddenly came to: "£80? He told me £50" (they'd decided to do all four instead of just the one that was hurting). I wrote a cheque for £80. A couple of months later they wrote asking for extra money. My reply contained the phrase, "Leaving aside for a moment the ethics of asking a patient to write a cheque while still under anaesthetic......". I didn't hear any more from them. Oh, and nearly laughed my arse off at Peter describing his experience.
Peter Kay, best comedian ever!!! No one can beat him, you laugh at everything he says, me and my family have seen him live a few times, be prepared to ache the following day from too much laughing, dont know what’s happened in your private life Peter but we hope your ok and we wish you all the very best for the future, you are so loved, big hugs, 😘🥰❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️
A very good and clever comedian whose jokes most folk can relate to in everyday life. This guy doesn't have to swear to be funny, he has the skill and talent to be a comedian that all the family can enjoy. Well done Peter, you are up there with Norman Wisdom & Eric & Ernie etc
... some never listen ... didn't your mother tell you swearing is a form of pain relief ... Mister Kay does make light heart of swearing ... try his observational style in the workplace ... against the corporate ego ... one would get a disciplinary and demotion ...
Peter KAY IS THE BEST , I ADORE HIS HUMOUR ,,i can relate to all he says , my family from barnsley s yoke have the c same abillity to laugh at the same situations he jokes about , what a complete genius xx
@@ronoccc I guess the love for Peter Kay knows no boundaries. Im an Indian ( the dotted one) who lives in Korea who loves a whole lot of Peter kay. I first heard him on Parkinson. Couldn't make out much of what he said the first time around. Over the years, I've gotten used to him. He is lovely. Love Car share as well.
Pure Class, king of comedy 🤣🤣🤣. I didn't know which clip i put a comment on because they are all as funny as one another. I am so disappointed that i haven't managed to secure any tickets for one of his shows 😁👍🤣👍😄
This really cheers me up, I have been to the dentist 3 times in the last three months because my crown has come out, the last time was on Monday when I was only having a beef sandwich at work, it was only put back in on 2 December, I got it fitted back in on Wednesday Morning thank goodness. I hope you are okay Peter, please come back and grace our screens again soon, I really miss you, and try and get back on tour again soon, I was meant to see you in June, I dreamt the other week you were going back on tour again, and I was just planning to leave Surrey for Bury to come and see you.
I used to go to a cross eyed dentist Mr Glyden he used to frighten the shit out of me.And I used to live near to Tamworth so peter is telling the truth.
We had a school Dentist that was always drunk He went to numb a tooth and the needle came out through my cheek I grew up terrified of Dentists My gran went to see him and slugged him Im a Granny now and because of this virus cant travel out of Island to see my granbabes its been a year since ive seen them but get piccys everyday and a vieocall periodically but its not a cuddle Oh well you stay safe watch out for crosseyed Dentists thanks for the giggle 😘🌟
Liam Mills I wish they’d make _Phoenix Nights_ available to watch online! I looked for it on both Amazon and iTunes and there was zilch except DVDs. I’m sure it would do really well too so I can’t understand why they haven’t! Another series would be great but I doubt we’ll be so lucky.
Being southern and American I can't understand everything Peter Kay says but I love to hear what I can understand and each time I watch it's getting more clear what he's saying!
I wonder if the incident with the searching for the change under the space cruiser inspired the bit in an episode of Car Share when they're purchasing the coffee at the drive thru...
This guy is brilliant I wish they would do more Phoenix nights and max and paddy’s road to nowhere. I know there’s rumours but haven’t seen anything official
I used to wait outside the Dentists Once a little lad aged 6 said dont be scared i will hold your hand and he did He held my hand until the Dentist called me in I was never frightened again Bless his little heart and both our sweaty hands Apparantly he was terrified too so we helped each other Never forget the kindness Wish i knew his name xxxx😧😘🌟
Peter Kay's comedy is so good, you can't finish laughing properly at one joke before he cracks the next one. And it's done with such affection for people, such humanity; he makes us aware that we're ALL fools, and in the warmth of that realization he unites us.
Spot on definition of his humour!
@@MsPlayitright yes what a lovely way to put it. Dr. Evil. Doesn't sound very evil to me.
@@isobelmiddleton6353 don't be taken in - he's a Dentist ;-)
@@a.c.4732 what??? I must have a word then. . I need new veneers.
@@MsPlayitright
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Kkkj 6:00
“Are you free in 6 months on a Tuesday at a quarter past 4?” 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
The best bit 😂
"Sorry no I've got the plumber coming to fix a leek"
It depends Haha
We will all be free with this fuckin virus
@@owenoneill695 do u want a pint Haha
How can you not love this hugely talented comedian. God bless Peter Kay. Legend.
How can you not love this talented ‘huge’ comedian.
There, sorted that for ye...
Huge ALL right , leg end
Bell end
Leg end lol
I agree!
We need this legend back soon! Hope things get better for you Peter. You bring us all laughter we all miss you.
@Hello there, how are you doing this blessed day?
3:37 "Then his assistant started sucking...grow up...I didn't go private"
The moment I caved xD
Peter Kay 😂😂😂😂 video
No one asked.
That’s why I go private, plus they have laughing gas at my one 😂😂
Samuel Pearman of course you go private Samuel your mother definitely still takes you to the dentist.
I’m sat here 12 at night tears streaming down my face filling my eyes, choking on my cereal then coughing violently and doing it all again
This is how to spend the perfect night
The best naturally funny guy on stage...love him👍
He'll be back 😉
Oh i do hope so We need fun like he makes of us all Pure magic Jenny 😎😌
He really is a genius,best comedian ever.😂
Took the man less than 5 minutes to have us in tears. What a genius! 😍
I simply can’t see the humour, I watched, not one smile, he’s bloody awful. What on earth are they laughing at, it’s not funny.
@@ProudBtitish fair enough obviously not your thing
I had the same situation: I was still under anaesthetic from having my wisdom teeth out when my girlfriend led me like a dog to the receptionist's desk. "That'll be £80",the receptionist said (it was quite a few years ago). I suddenly came to: "£80? He told me £50" (they'd decided to do all four instead of just the one that was hurting). I wrote a cheque for £80. A couple of months later they wrote asking for extra money. My reply contained the phrase, "Leaving aside for a moment the ethics of asking a patient to write a cheque while still under anaesthetic......". I didn't hear any more from them. Oh, and nearly laughed my arse off at Peter describing his experience.
I passed out... That got me. Burst out laughing waking up the house.
World would be a duller place without Mr Kay, no doubt, brilliant! :D
I’m genuinely crying laughing ! He’s a comic genius ! Really hope he goes on tour again
Top bloke. A cracking good sense of Northern humour.
Peter Kay, best comedian ever!!! No one can beat him, you laugh at everything he says, me and my family have seen him live a few times, be prepared to ache the following day from too much laughing, dont know what’s happened in your private life Peter but we hope your ok and we wish you all the very best for the future, you are so loved, big hugs, 😘🥰❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️
He needs to do another one, cheer us up through from this shitty year we have all had.
Funniest comedian in England. Hands down.
Hirsi Farah Lee Evans
@@jadenw-d5562 Ye Lee Evans and Peter Kay are the best Comedians in the WORLD.
Funniest in Britain in my opinion 😂😂😂🇬🇧
@Michael Whittaker he's from Bolton you tool
I love Michael Mccintyre too
He's a national treasure
The injection is by far the worst bit. The needle goes in, then absolute agony. Love Peter Kay, he cracks me up.
"I blacked out"
I died!
A very good and clever comedian whose jokes most folk can relate to in everyday life.
This guy doesn't have to swear to be funny, he has the skill and talent to be a comedian that all the family can enjoy.
Well done Peter, you are up there with Norman Wisdom & Eric & Ernie etc
Definitely up there with the best. 👍
Omg who gave this the thumbs down. He's one of the best comedians this country's ever seen.
"Then he starts using mi chest as a work bench!" 😂😂😂
I love Peter Kay the guy is a comedy genius/legend I’ve been watching him on RUclips since Friday & I’m totally blind with tears 😂😂😂
I think you mean "Peter's Trip t Dentist".
No swearing at all just pure comedy genius. I really hope he comes back soon, obviously family / health comes first though.
Top guy !
He said "prick" a few times but he's no Chubby Brown I grant you!
Why does swearing matter?
... some never listen ... didn't your mother tell you swearing is a form of pain relief ... Mister Kay does make light heart of swearing ... try his observational style in the workplace ... against the corporate ego ... one would get a disciplinary and demotion ...
@@dn1697 you're fucking weird mate
@@lsbfilmproductions Peter Kay does swear tho. He doesn't in this one clip but he does swear in his stand up all the time
don't know how I have never heard of him - he is hilarious!
Always be my favourite comedian 😂
You are amazing. Scared of dentists all my life but always use humour in the dreaded chair. Come back we love you.
Peter KAY IS THE BEST , I ADORE HIS HUMOUR ,,i can relate to all he says , my family from barnsley s yoke have the c same abillity to laugh at the same situations he jokes about , what a complete genius xx
"It's a drink love"
Lost on most
He's coming back in 2020 with something new! Can't wait.
lets hope!
merlinsdog yeah he’s bring corona 😂
Whatever is going on Peter I wish you well and if possible please return to stand up.... The country needs you 😁👍
Love Peter Kay 💙💎 I wish he'd tour more often
What's great about Peter Kay same joke. A genuine laugh every minute
3:45 Simply lovely
I blacked out, woke up in a 24 hour dentist... Lost it😂
Why do ppl keep losing things? Should be more careful
WMV Gaming Haha. Hilarious😐
@@xalexis.editsx Haha - nobody cares 🙁
WMV Gaming yeah about your comment😂 fuck off
@@jamieunderwood5829 ahh fuck, i cant believe you've done this...
Just absolutely brilliant comedy. You totally relate to and remember (lol) yourself/others being in/relating similar situations…
Peter Kay is just hilarious, he's in my Top Three British comedies along with League Of Gentlemen and Alan partridge
Mine is Lee Evans, Michael MacIntyre and Peter Lay
Mine has to be Peter Kay, John Bishop, Lee Evans, with Michael Barrymore, Michael McIntyre, and Jeremy Beadle not far behind
Nice merry Crimbo lads
I’m an American who loves Peter Kay.
really! wow didn't think americans would like kay
@@ronoccc I guess the love for Peter Kay knows no boundaries. Im an Indian ( the dotted one) who lives in Korea who loves a whole lot of Peter kay. I first heard him on Parkinson. Couldn't make out much of what he said the first time around. Over the years, I've gotten used to him. He is lovely. Love Car share as well.
Best place too be in lockdown Fantasticcccc Peter
Classic stand up ,best in the world ,,so so funny ,,the man is a genius,,has me in tears within minutes
Peter is a Pure Genius! Proud to be from Bolton! 👏👏👏👍
I think of this every time I'm at the dentist. Cheers me up so much 😄😄
Love this guy. Always makes my day! 😆
His story telling is genius 🤣
It all ended when I sucked on a slush puppie at Thomas land 😭😂😂
It’s a drink, love.
He is very good, isn't he. Such a pity he's not doing any new stand up. Miss you, Peter.
He's run out of Sh1t .joaks
@@johncumiskey672 lol inbred
@@johncumiskey672 If you cant spell jokes of course you wont understand them. Im sorry for you 😎
@@Johnson09641 Exactly !!!!!!! But he watched it 😮😱
Get a coaster, get a coaster where you dragged up! 😂🤣
Pure Class, king of comedy 🤣🤣🤣. I didn't know which clip i put a comment on because they are all as funny as one another. I am so disappointed that i haven't managed to secure any tickets for one of his shows 😁👍🤣👍😄
@Hello there, how are you doing this blessed day?
This really cheers me up, I have been to the dentist 3 times in the last three months because my crown has come out, the last time was on Monday when I was only having a beef sandwich at work, it was only put back in on 2 December, I got it fitted back in on Wednesday Morning thank goodness. I hope you are okay Peter, please come back and grace our screens again soon, I really miss you, and try and get back on tour again soon, I was meant to see you in June, I dreamt the other week you were going back on tour again, and I was just planning to leave Surrey for Bury to come and see you.
@Hello there, how are you doing this blessed day?
Utterly ridiculously brilliant comedy
Another level of comedy...brilliant
Can’t watch the rest of this I’m 2 mins in n I can’t breathe 😂🤣🤣
Ok, never heard of him before but, now I want to see the whole show ... hilarious!
He's brilliant, my fave. He's making a comeback soon, apparently.
@@Ani38x when
Please do tell
Not sure when, i read an article saying he is supposed to be working on new stuff and making a comeback soon.
How have you never heard of peter Kay I’m genuinely intrigued
Hilarious love him hope to see him on tour
Pure genius
We need you more now than ever Peter your such a funny guy hope you have another tour next year when all of this covid 19 is gone.
“There’s a car behind me beeping, wait ya impatient prick!”
😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
ChrisManley1994 *impatient
@@misterlinn2096 Autocorrect.....for some reason 😂😂😂😂
Peter, please do a tour soon. !!!
I'm 2 days into this guy. He's awesome
I used to go to a cross eyed dentist Mr Glyden he used to frighten the shit out of me.And I used to live near to Tamworth so peter is telling the truth.
We had a school Dentist that was always drunk He went to numb a tooth and the needle came out through my cheek I grew up terrified of Dentists My gran went to see him and slugged him Im a Granny now and because of this virus cant travel out of Island to see my granbabes its been a year since ive seen them but get piccys everyday and a vieocall periodically but its not a cuddle Oh well you stay safe watch out for crosseyed Dentists thanks for the giggle 😘🌟
Jenny Perrio throw a few full stops, some commas in that ffs !
@@Ben-oy1td ,,,,,,, ........There just for you idiot !!!!!!!!!
It's a drink luv
I lost it at that moment
he is fabulously funny..one of the very best out there...
Thorntons toffee is one that pulls out fillings.
You have been warned. 🤣
julie Harris quality street ^
The last of the great Northern comics
So many great jokes in 6 mins i was laughing so much.
Absolute comic genius
Thumbs up for another series of Phoenix Night guys n gals.
Liam Mills
I wish they’d make _Phoenix Nights_ available to watch online! I looked for it on both Amazon and iTunes and there was zilch except DVDs. I’m sure it would do really well too so I can’t understand why they haven’t!
Another series would be great but I doubt we’ll be so lucky.
100 million percent yes
Il pay any amount of money
Peter Kay refuses for it to go on gold or online
Oasis4life 01 bit late but whats the reason why if you do know of course?
One of the best routines out there
Big boned lol this man is a legend!
Peter Kay is the legend of comedy
Funniest comedian in the UK, observational outstanding
His accent just makes him funniehhh
Being southern and American I can't understand everything Peter Kay says but I love to hear what I can understand and each time I watch it's getting more clear what he's saying!
i always put subtitles on, i don´t understand half of what he is saying, could never go to a live show ;)
Love you Come back we need you xx
Michael Mcintyre does a similar one, hilarious both of them.
Michael McIntyre is about as funny as a dose of clap
Ackle ackincacker
“Where are we Chernobyl” 😂
Love you Peter. Was going to see you when you cancelled. But family comes first
Really miss Peter Kay , he's a British Institution. Hope he's ok, Bit worrying that he's gone off the radar... thanks for this Upload sir.
Some twats on twitter said he died a few weeks ago but the allegations were false
He is having time out due to a death in his family.
@@LewisBrain Thanks for that Lewis.
@@LewisBrain yes, his own
@@stevejohnny1111 Oh, please.
I wonder if the incident with the searching for the change under the space cruiser inspired the bit in an episode of Car Share when they're purchasing the coffee at the drive thru...
This guy is brilliant I wish they would do more Phoenix nights and max and paddy’s road to nowhere. I know there’s rumours but haven’t seen anything official
Genius!
The pound under the car story he used in "Car share" comedy gold
3:45 best part of this vid
Love this guy
Not one line of that is wasted, every one a winner.
2:55 looks like somebody's a dentist 😐🤣
I used to wait outside the Dentists Once a little lad aged 6 said dont be scared i will hold your hand and he did He held my hand until the Dentist called me in I was never frightened again Bless his little heart and both our sweaty hands Apparantly he was terrified too so we helped each other Never forget the kindness Wish i knew his name xxxx😧😘🌟
Peter Kay you are funny af ! its spittinng!!. Merry xmas chief
He makes me laugh-that takes some doing
91 dislikes from people who clearly haven't got a sense of humor 😂🤦♂️.
They haven't been fed enough garlic bread.
As funny as woodworm , in a cripples crouch
@@johncumiskey672 so fucking hilarious then
Why are they watching? Some people would find a flaw in the holy Bible
Hayley Bailey probably boss eyed dentists from Tamworth.
Your a Leo through and through.. Takes one to know one! Bless you bruv 🙂👍
Anyone who doesn't find him funny must have had a sense of humour bypass.
Couldn’t agree more!
Why are you watching him then 😂😂
@@Ed-mn1pr 😄
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@@russellmurdoch8718 ??
"Scalpel, hammer, brew"
Got to be my favourite line of this whole segment. A nice short and mild exaggeration.
It's a drink, luv 😂
I've never heard of Peter Kaye before this moment but he remains me of Dave Allen.
How the fuck did I miss this til now?
You made me laugh so much Peter ✌🏻
I'm yet to see Peter Kay live. Hopefully he'll come back soon.
Sarah Watkins saw him live years ago was nearly sick laughing , couldn’t breathe
@@susanyork5089 Lucky you lol.
I am fu**ing crying here.
I heard that! lmao. Irony is I've had toothache for a week but the Corona virus has me locked in. Thank god for Anadin.
I know how you feel I have been to the dentist had tooth out the relief omg