this is how it should look: "Me: "Damn I'm bored" Zefrank: "cat therapy" Me: yes" this obsession to abuse people for an extra click is something unhealthy.
“No, I think there’s resentment there. I wanted to go into marketing and he wanted me to be an indoor cat. Now we have seven plants and we’re thinking of getting more”
@@sovamau1119 Much like Disney, Facebook, and the internet. RUclips is forever... Just a question of will we like what it has become in 10yrs. We all know what times has done to Facebook, and what it is doing to Disney. The internet well it is for p0rn always has been always will be.
"Which feels identical, by the way, to the scratching post. Identical." Zefrank has this incredible ability to match an animals body language with what's being said. It's so perfect.
My Dad, who at this moment is in hospital dying, waiting to have his legs amputated to try to save his life, would do this very same thing as my younger brother and I watched 'Wild Kingdom'. He did the funniest voices, just like Frank, to match whatever the animals were doing. I'm so happy to know that when I'm sad, missing DAd, I can watch these videos and feel like a kid again... with my Dad behind us, making me laugh so hard, I will have tears of joy, instead of sadness!
@@sheilabilyeu5689 Oh. I'm sorry to hear about your dad, Sheila. My thoughts go out to you and your family with much love. It's not easy losing a loved one but keep his memory and spirit alive. He sounds like a funny man with a good sense of humor so laugh as much as possible. Know you have a friend here wishing you and your family the best.
lmbo...I'm about to get my B.A. in Psychology, and then I'm getting my Masters in Clinical Mental Health Counseling(I wanna work on the kid/teen psych ward of the hospital that saved my life), and I'm currently owned by 3 cats and a dog...I can only imagine what they'd say to their therapist about me...so..sooo glad they can't talk,lol.
@@proud2bpagan (sorry in advance, I didn't sleep in a long time, this is nothing but a joke ☺😅) maybe you just don't know they can talk... you got a huuge communication problem here, you see. They just won't talk to you. You said they own you, maybe you let them feel too superior and now they may or may not think you are too low in the league to be spoken with and they're feeling like actual words would be too much of a reward for you or something... I mean, I understand that. I spoil my furry landlord too much and she's being bratty and fully in her princess-"I won't talk to peasants"-game... but you gotta try and just talk to them, or else they won't stop talking vehind you back
@@tarod3 First of all, what context? There is no context in the post I replied to. Second, if they are constant - why are you still together? You are the one accepting it.
ZeFrank is the king of quotable lines: "I'm covered in chunks of what I thought was my mother" "Question, has milk ever came out of this?" "He just dosent jerk it like he used to" "You left for the bathroom, unprofessional by the way..."
All of these videos make me realize I just had really good luck with the cats I adopted out of the wild and the kittens they had. Especially the first litter that my second cat had. She had two cats that were Siamese and perfect copies, so called Siamese twins and named " M and M " because of the M shapes on their foreheads. One of them left ( the boy ) and the girl stayed around. She thought she was a dog because she grew up around all our dachshunds, then on top of that, every night when I'd go to bed, I'd hear meowling at my door, open it, she runs in, jumps in my bed, lays next to my dog in bed, waits for me to climb in, then lays down on my pillow right behind my head and starts purring. I can't genuinely remember a time when I was holding that cat that she wasn't purring like a little engine. I miss her.
Siamese are my favourite, my mums cat thinks he’s a human, greets people and talks too much and meows a full conversation. His name is prince but I secretly called him prints (as in paw prints) because he used to love walking on everything
Please frank, for my own mental well being. Do more of these cat ones! There is so much serotonin released from my brain it is unreal! Pleeaasseeeee take my money!!!!!💴
I'm going through a spate of depression from missing my old lady, Diva, who passed away from kidney failure a couple of weeks ago (oddly enough, Oct 4th, same date as the posting of this vid, only two years later--almost didn't see it as I was clicking out). I've been binging on your vids to cheer myself up, and this one made me laugh--well, they **all** do, actually. I'm still depressed, but laughing still feels good. I suppose that's a good sign. Diva was my little grey and white tuxedo short-haired cat and was twenty years old when we finally had to give her the needle (her kidneys were too far gone to do much for her, any more), and I'm gonna miss her... I can see her "talking" like some of the vignettes in this video. LOL
I can completely sympathize. My cat, Smudge, lived to be twenty as well, but he was in a really bad way in the last few days of his life, struggling to do just about anything. We've since gotten a new cat - a rescue named Niko - and he's settled in very well, but I'll never forget Smudge.
It's so painful yes we have lost quit a few cats and each one hurts so bad sometimes years sometimes forever. But best medicine is to take that love you gave your baby and get another one, their are so many that need a good home and someone like you.
Absintheinfevor It's normal for indoor cats to live to 15 or 20. If your indoor cats are only living 10 to 14 you're unfortunately unlucky. On a side note, my dog is 19 and acts like a puppy still. Not gonna lie, I wouldn't complain if she were immortal. Not sure how I'd explain that to the vet or the government though.
@@Absintheinfevor The oldest domestic cat on record was like a Methuselah compared to them, dying at age 38. en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Cat#Lifespan_and_health
I’ve been watching this ever since it was uploaded, and I STILL always laugh out loud at the Trader Joe’s bit. So beautifully written. How does he not laugh while reading the scripts of his videos???
Iconic quotes: "I'm more of a cat then that wrinkled Pitbull" "So I wake up and I have my head stuck in this thing......... and *My balls are missing* " "He just doesn't jerk it like he used to.... I ment the cat toy.." "You left for the bathroom.. unprofessional by the way "
"I wanted to go into marketing, he wanted me to be an indoor cat" and the tofu mom exploding 😂😂😂😂😂😂 I can't even. All the voice over matches the facial expressions PURRFECTLY
My parents went to a shelter and got a cat that was really affectionate. When they brought it home it didn't do the usual cat thing of freaking out and hiding it just followed the people around asking for love and attention. They thought great, a snuggly cat. Turns out the cat had emotional issues from a previous abusive owner, and literally couldn't get enough affection. Eventually he had a little kitty emotional breakdown and they had to put him on Prozac for a while to even him out. He started getting better after that, but if he could talk he could have used therapy.
Lol-I thought I heard something else and my eyes went all 😶, rewound 5 times to listen-had no idea that was a "thing".till I read your comment and did a search. Thank you 😄😝.
I had cats for years when I was a kid, and I left all the body parts attached to the animal. I had kittens which is awesome and I've always found people to give them to. Nowadays people cut balls or ovaries before the cat even knows what it's doing in this life.
Unneutered males are just as friendly with humans, but not so friendly with other male cats. But the big thing is that they spray. Doesn’t work too well with an indoor cat.
@@happydawg2663 Its because overpopulation is a really bad thing with cats, and just because some people will take the kittens doesn't mean they're treated right or that they won't end up in a shelter later on. Plus, male cats spray.
"It's 2019. Who plays Candy Crush?"
My thoughts too, man...my thoughts too.
I think that shit was installed on my brand spanking new Windows 10 (pro and on a desktop) install I did yesterday.
I stopped playing a few weeks ago when I got my new phone. Because apparently my game was never backed up to the cloud. I was on level 880. *880!*
Only moms on facebook.
I read this when it was playing 😂😂
I never thought I'd relate to a cat before.
"Just do your magic brain witch!" I'm going to say this to my therapist when I see her next
1. I posted before seeing your comment...so yeah
2. Good luck with your therapy 👍
Lol me too! 😅😅
So, how did your next therapist session go??
😉
It went great, she laughed!
captaingforce
XD I love that
That tofu story is deep and disturbing and brilliant
Lol I thought I seen the cat scowl as soon as Frank mentioned it's mother
That poor cat!
I know where That Trader Joe's is.
Everytime I see a packet of tofu in the supermarket.. ...this pops into my head instantly....I eat tofu! Lololol
but now its kitty... and human takes care of it
"I'm not saying it was her but she's acting like everything is normal."
“And this is NOT normal.”
See? Candy Crush strikes again.
Where are my balls summer?
lol
@@gamezob
Mmm yummy spaghetti and meatballs
Me: "Damn I'm bored"
Zefrank: "cat therapy"
Me: *yes*
Let it out cat. Let it out. There's no judgment here.
Zefrank is legit awesome!
Im sick... and this showed up. I need this.
This video made me full chub
this is how it should look:
"Me: "Damn I'm bored"
Zefrank: "cat therapy"
Me: yes"
this obsession to abuse people for an extra click is something unhealthy.
“My balls are missing...and she’s acting like everything’s normal.” Laughed till I fell off the chair.
I laughed til cried & got a headache.....good one!
Loved that one haha
"I'm not saying she did it" lol
My cat have same thought right now
Pretty sure that’s called marriage 😂
"Just do your magic, Brainwitch"
"Brain witch" is gold... Perfect description. 💀
That line is priceless
Best line in the history of lines.
That Pomeranians tear ducts 🤢
I'm so using that next time I go to the VA for therapy.
“I’m more of a cat than that damn wrinkled pit bull that just ran out of here”
I’m DEAD😂
That line got me the most, damn wrinkled pit bull....
Ikr
@Shin Sho Not as disgusting as you ya piece of shit.
Was the dog talking about the hairless cat? 😂
"Just do your magic brain witch" lol
I guess the dog aspires to be ruclips.net/video/zGlOpo1QxEE/видео.html
“No, I think there’s resentment there. I wanted to go into marketing and he wanted me to be an indoor cat. Now we have seven plants and we’re thinking of getting more”
@Dan Quayles ITS SPELT POTATOE! uuuuuuhh. You can always use that HSLT for yourself.
Like how he’s posting more. Also successor to Sad Cat Diary
I was worried we'd only get the True Facts. And while those are amazing, the Sad Pet Diaries have their charm it can't replace.
Pikana,
Teddy’s Operation. 🍬🍬🖍🦋
@@KairuHakubi Uh..... I need an adult.
Oh wait, I AM AN ADULT!
Thank you thank you thank you
I was your 1000th like 😘
"Just do your magic, brain witch."
Me with every therapist I've had.
I need this on a shirt, for my next meeting with the psychiatrist 🤪
Accurate for lots of people 😂
I need a 'brain witch' shirt. (Psychology student here. :D )
“My earliest memory is being alone behind a Trader Joe’s in Glendale” 😂
oh fuck I used to go there...
The one on Glenoaks?
no, there's one near Metropolitan Avenue and Woodhaven Blvd...
I mean, if you're going to be alone behind a Trader Joe's, Glendale is the place to do it.
He’s talking Glendale Arizona right?
See you guys in 10 years when this is recommended to everyone suddenly
ohh i would hope so.. but in 10years who knows if we'll even have yt anymore.. :/
Will cya :D
@@sovamau1119 Much like Disney, Facebook, and the internet. RUclips is forever... Just a question of will we like what it has become in 10yrs. We all know what times has done to Facebook, and what it is doing to Disney. The internet well it is for p0rn always has been always will be.
ye
It has happened before (or close to 10 years) and it was another of his videos.
"just do your magic, brain witch" - Cats in Therapy, zefrank1, 2019.
Tristian Bangert just imagine if people started calling therapists brain witches
My sister is a therapist. I'm tempted to call her that next time I talk to her.
"Which feels identical, by the way, to the scratching post. Identical."
Zefrank has this incredible ability to match an animals body language with what's being said. It's so perfect.
My Dad, who at this moment is in hospital dying, waiting to have his legs amputated to try to save his life, would do this very same thing as my younger brother and I watched 'Wild Kingdom'. He did the funniest voices, just like Frank, to match whatever the animals were doing. I'm so happy to know that when I'm sad, missing DAd, I can watch these videos and feel like a kid again... with my Dad behind us, making me laugh so hard, I will have tears of joy, instead of sadness!
@@sheilabilyeu5689 Oh. I'm sorry to hear about your dad, Sheila. My thoughts go out to you and your family with much love. It's not easy losing a loved one but keep his memory and spirit alive. He sounds like a funny man with a good sense of humor so laugh as much as possible. Know you have a friend here wishing you and your family the best.
“I thought my mother was this soft bag of tofu behind the dumpster”
What is your profile pic bermit?
ariq45 i can dream. 😂
Carnage Causer yessir
Same but unironically.
Papa Pasta hehe!😊
That cat gaslighting it's owner about the sofa is so on point! 😄
"But no, no, no, that's not for Libby." Zefrank, you're a genius.
I'm an applied psychology major, and "Do your magic, brain witch." tickled my funny bone.
Well, get on it!
...I think you'll have no shortage of work to do when you graduate 🤣
ruclips.net/video/lM3mOlERzQc/видео.html
@Jason Rasmussen "I'm as mad as I am, but no madder!"
@Jason Rasmussen Hmm, that's exactly why you should probably see a brain witch. Just a suggestion. 😶
The Rockall Times stfu let people be happy
_Is it just me or does Zefrank's voice just cure depression and sounds so soothing and relaxing?_
_No longer just cat therapy._
Zefrank definitely has a God-given gift.
His voice sure is soothing.
Yeah it's his voice!!!! Shall we call it a voice therapy!!!
He’d be great at like asmr
He is an offspring of morgan Freeman
This man needs a Netflix series
... And much more money!
@Lo Ki his old website????????????
@Lo Ki Ok, I gotta see this.
No, he doesn’t. He let this channel tread water some years back while he went to work for Buzzfeed. And it was not good. Not good at all.
Netflix?
they would waste him big time
I’m a licensed counsellor myself (for humans though) and You caught all the stereotypes so well in a nutshell. I just laughed and laughed. Thanks!
Soo, you are a licensed brain witch? Do you do magic?
😉
How did you get licensed
@@TheCritic9196 its called "University"
lmbo...I'm about to get my B.A. in Psychology, and then I'm getting my Masters in Clinical Mental Health Counseling(I wanna work on the kid/teen psych ward of the hospital that saved my life), and I'm currently owned by 3 cats and a dog...I can only imagine what they'd say to their therapist about me...so..sooo glad they can't talk,lol.
@@proud2bpagan (sorry in advance, I didn't sleep in a long time, this is nothing but a joke ☺😅)
maybe you just don't know they can talk... you got a huuge communication problem here, you see. They just won't talk to you. You said they own you, maybe you let them feel too superior and now they may or may not think you are too low in the league to be spoken with and they're feeling like actual words would be too much of a reward for you or something... I mean, I understand that. I spoil my furry landlord too much and she's being bratty and fully in her princess-"I won't talk to peasants"-game... but you gotta try and just talk to them, or else they won't stop talking vehind you back
When he said "my balls are missing" and the cat's pupils dilated I felt that 🤣
I totally lost it😂😂😂
Thank you for NOT adopting a baby voice. These are REAL cat thoughts and are really nicely done, thank you 🙏🏻
"I'm more of a cat than that hairless Pitbull that just walked out of here!"
😂😂😂😂😂
Wrinkled not hairless
"Pimple", not pitbull.
Now I watched it again and it does sound like "pitbull", but pimple makes more sense/is more funny???
“Just do your magic, brain witch.” 😁😁
“I get it’s a game, but where does that leave me?” ;(
Basically, life
And now hopefully everyone who watched this understands what "microaggression" actually means.
@@Izandaia It means that you need skin thicker than that cat's?
Alex If they are constant and they are from your spouse, they’re unacceptable. CONTEXT, man
@@tarod3 First of all, what context? There is no context in the post I replied to.
Second, if they are constant - why are you still together? You are the one accepting it.
"Brain witch." I tell people I'm a PSYCHOtherapist but now I'm gonna tell them I'm a brain witch.
Remake your business cards. "Brain witchery and Neural Hoodoo."
I actually work as a veterinarian specialising in behavioural medicine. NO LONGER. I will from now on call myself a veterinary brain witch.
Its funny cause Headology
“Brain Witch!” Hilarious 🤣
I am a pet whisperer who talks with cats. Brain Witch is definitely going on my cards!😂
ZeFrank is the king of quotable lines:
"I'm covered in chunks of what I thought was my mother"
"Question, has milk ever came out of this?"
"He just dosent jerk it like he used to"
"You left for the bathroom, unprofessional by the way..."
"Just do your magic, Brainwitch" was glorious.
@@ianmiller6040 That's the one I decided is my favourite quote for the day as well.
"Just do your magic, brain witch."
DO YOUR MAGIC BRAIN WITCH
@@ianmiller6040 Welp, I'm using this next time I visit my therapist :D
"I'm not saying she did it but she's acting like everything's normal" lol I need this on a shirt immediately
The way his eyes got bigger when he says, ' My BALLS ARE GONE!' 😂😂😂🤣🤣🤣🤭😾😹
"Does it have fur?"
"Yes."
Hairless cat: "I get it, it's a game, but where does that leave me?"
😂
Eye cri ebree tiem
Dog: "I'm more cat than that hairless pitbull that just walked out of here."
That cat shows up in the dog therapy video later
Is everything a joke to you? Sometimes feelings get hurt y'know
Say it with me hairless cats have fur they just don't have hair
"do your magic, brain witch"
Me to my therapist
This is honestly a legitimately good introduction to feline pschology.
Michael Wells Wait...are you saying you're a cat psychologist?
Amber Mitchell Are you saying you AREN’T?
“sure i have those thoughts...but i wouldn’t do it!” 😂😂😂
"Just do your magic, brain witch"
My therapist is getting told this next session
LOL
Its funny cause Headology
“behind a Trader Joe’s in Glendale”
I know exactly the one he's referring to, lol.
@@nitewarden Same, Glendale homie
When did Glendale get a TJ’s, and where is it? I remember having to drive to either Sunland or Pasadena.
@@nitewarden California or Arizona ???
Either way, its purrrfect weather for fermenting tofu...
JUST DO YOUR MAGIC, BRAIN WITCH
“Brain witch “, I laughed so loud I scared the cat. Great now I’m gonna get dragged to couples therapy.
Same
😂😂😂
Here's an idea...
*Get me the WHOLE PEACOCK* 🦚
Zefrank: "Cats in Therapy"
Me: "A surprise to be sure but a welcome one"
Hey keep your Star Wars out of my talking pussy fantas...I've said too much.
Hello there
"- and you start thinking about what you have in common and it's not that mu-ooh, god that's good"
😂🤣
😏😏
2:08 ☝🏾😭
Omg, that's my man in a cat suit!!! 🤣🤣💀
I need more of this. Lol. Like a soap opera “days of our cat lives”.
@bubblybosoms I believe you meant to say “Days of Our 9 Lives”
Definitely would bingewatch.
Omg yes.
You had one job... *”cats of our lives”
Truth though, dropping a like.
"Here's an idea, bring me the whole damn peacock so I can murder it!" Hahaha
I LOVED "I thought my mother was this package of soft tofu that had fallen behind the dumpster." Sad, cute, and crazy all at once.
“You left for the bathroom, unprofessional by the way...”
When the cat's eyes dilated at the right time, I died.
You talking about 2:00? Cause the ear twitch got me
Sorry for your loss - of yourself. My condolences to you.
"I don't know what the fuss is all about - I used the box just like I'm supposed to. Well, I used *a* box."
"Just do your magic, brain-witch" is too perfect.
Just do your magic-brain, witch
Or remove the comma all together for some freaky-frealy. "Just do your magic brain-witch"
"He doesn't jerk it like he used too... the cat toy of course"
I DIED 😂😂
Me too!
THAT was the best quote of all.
Don't EVER stop doing these!!! They bring such joy to all - especially pet humans.
I'm just covered in chunks of what I thought was my mother.
Over 1k views in one minute.
That’s how the ZeFrank fan do.
For some reason my eyes got stuck on "view" and I read it as if it rhymes ^^
Cat: "What is this, pashmina?"
Shrimps and their vanity: *pay the ultimate price*
“But no no no, that’s not for Libby” 😂
Ready Mason
IKR?! 😆
1:58 "AND my balls are missing," the pupils changing shape with that line was hilarious.
“It’s a lot to chew on, like actually chew on, that’s all I do, chew.”
Relatable
“Just do your magic, brain witch.”
The best phrase to get things started with a new therapist.
"just do your magic, brain witch" that one spoke to me for some reason.
Yeah, I heard it too, kinda like pulling back a veil....;).
All of these videos make me realize I just had really good luck with the cats I adopted out of the wild and the kittens they had. Especially the first litter that my second cat had. She had two cats that were Siamese and perfect copies, so called Siamese twins and named " M and M " because of the M shapes on their foreheads. One of them left ( the boy ) and the girl stayed around. She thought she was a dog because she grew up around all our dachshunds, then on top of that, every night when I'd go to bed, I'd hear meowling at my door, open it, she runs in, jumps in my bed, lays next to my dog in bed, waits for me to climb in, then lays down on my pillow right behind my head and starts purring. I can't genuinely remember a time when I was holding that cat that she wasn't purring like a little engine. I miss her.
Siamese are my favourite, my mums cat thinks he’s a human, greets people and talks too much and meows a full conversation. His name is prince but I secretly called him prints (as in paw prints) because he used to love walking on everything
" Here is an idea give me the whole peacock so I can murder it...."
Please, please do more of these!
rikkelise
🤣
Yes, hysterical.
And that cat really does have serious issues
“It’s 2019, who plays candy crush?” 😂☠️
my mom is on like level 2000 something and still plays every day and I find it hilarious
Moms obviously.
Me. I'm a cat mum does that count??
For real?! Who?
@@sovest555 Heyyy! Lol
"I mean ,sure its a game, but where does that leave me?" Incredible 😂😂😂
I love how each cat has a unique voice. Adds to the video.
This content is literally why the internet was invented. Chaos preserve you, ZeFrank. We do not deserve your genius.
Please frank, for my own mental well being. Do more of these cat ones! There is so much serotonin released from my brain it is unreal! Pleeaasseeeee take my money!!!!!💴
He’s back again!! The GOD HAS RETURNED!!!
Thanks 😂
@@Satan666Official lol
@@Satan666Official ROFL HAHAHAHAHA
zefrank: *disappears*
7 months later
zefrank: so cat therapy?
Did you miss the spider last week?
And we respond with, "YES!"
@@beachgirl4583 i missed the spider
He was getting his degree
Alterss Bot,
We got a spider last week and a spider about 7 months ago. I thought the spiders got him. The Bolus spider is really funny.
I'm going through a spate of depression from missing my old lady, Diva, who passed away from kidney failure a couple of weeks ago (oddly enough, Oct 4th, same date as the posting of this vid, only two years later--almost didn't see it as I was clicking out). I've been binging on your vids to cheer myself up, and this one made me laugh--well, they **all** do, actually. I'm still depressed, but laughing still feels good. I suppose that's a good sign. Diva was my little grey and white tuxedo short-haired cat and was twenty years old when we finally had to give her the needle (her kidneys were too far gone to do much for her, any more), and I'm gonna miss her... I can see her "talking" like some of the vignettes in this video. LOL
I can completely sympathize. My cat, Smudge, lived to be twenty as well, but he was in a really bad way in the last few days of his life, struggling to do just about anything. We've since gotten a new cat - a rescue named Niko - and he's settled in very well, but I'll never forget Smudge.
So sorry for your loss..
We always miss them but what a joy we had them in our lives as long as we did. My sympathies, however delayed.
It's so painful yes we have lost quit a few cats and each one hurts so bad sometimes years sometimes forever. But best medicine is to take that love you gave your baby and get another one, their are so many that need a good home and someone like you.
Peace I leave with you; my peace I give you. I do not give to you
as the world gives. Do not let your hearts be troubled and do not
be afraid.
"Just do your magic, brain witch!"
"I'm getting older... I'm almost eleven."
My cat would scoff at that. He's 17.
That's old for cats
Oldest cat I ever owned made it to fourteen. Seventeen though. Are you sure your cat isn't immortal?
Absintheinfevor It's normal for indoor cats to live to 15 or 20. If your indoor cats are only living 10 to 14 you're unfortunately unlucky.
On a side note, my dog is 19 and acts like a puppy still. Not gonna lie, I wouldn't complain if she were immortal. Not sure how I'd explain that to the vet or the government though.
@@Absintheinfevor The oldest domestic cat on record was like a Methuselah compared to them, dying at age 38. en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Cat#Lifespan_and_health
I’ve been watching this ever since it was uploaded, and I STILL always laugh out loud at the Trader Joe’s bit. So beautifully written. How does he not laugh while reading the scripts of his videos???
Nobody:
Zefrank: *TRAUMATIZED CAT*
Shoosh Bros these cats ought to get emotional support dogs
Shoosh Bros Le qUirkY mEme
@@Gman1998 I CAN HAS SERVISE D0GGIE 2 TORCHUR ?!?!
"Maybe it came like that."
"Maybe you did it."
XDD
I never knew until now that this is the kind of content I need in my life. Seriously. This needs to be a series.
I'm gay
I'm a therapist and I love to show Sad Cat/Dog Diary, Dear Kitten, and True Facts to my patients. THIS is definitely going in the rotation. Spot on!
Iconic quotes:
"I'm more of a cat then that wrinkled Pitbull"
"So I wake up and I have my head stuck in this thing......... and *My balls are missing* "
"He just doesn't jerk it like he used to.... I ment the cat toy.."
"You left for the bathroom.. unprofessional by the way "
*pupils dilate*
All good ones!
Loved your "Dear Kitten". Great job! ❤
"I wanted to go into marketing, he wanted me to be an indoor cat" and the tofu mom exploding 😂😂😂😂😂😂 I can't even. All the voice over matches the facial expressions PURRFECTLY
“It was a ‘one step back’ kind of week” 😂
"Just do your magic, Brain Witch!" Great line.
"Here's an idea, 1 get me the whole peacock and let me murder it" 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣💀
My parents went to a shelter and got a cat that was really affectionate. When they brought it home it didn't do the usual cat thing of freaking out and hiding it just followed the people around asking for love and attention. They thought great, a snuggly cat. Turns out the cat had emotional issues from a previous abusive owner, and literally couldn't get enough affection. Eventually he had a little kitty emotional breakdown and they had to put him on Prozac for a while to even him out. He started getting better after that, but if he could talk he could have used therapy.
Please make more of these animal commentaries.....diary, therapy, holiday and isolation were hilarious
"my earliest memory was being alone behind a Trader Joe's in Glendale"
same. happy hour gets wild sometimes.
2:15 When you start thinking about what y’all have in common, it’s not that mu- *ooOoOOOh, mMmm god that’s good.*
_When I tell you I wheezed so hard._
Grizzly BƎAR ~kinda like marriage... 😏😗🎶
*insert heavy breathing*
"It's 2019; who plays Candy Crush?"
*2021, an ad for Candy Crush plays*
"People still play Candy Crush!"
MFW: ಠ_ಠ
"that jute rug you have which feels identical by the way to the scratching post" - It all makes sense now
Lol-I thought I heard something else and my eyes went all 😶, rewound 5 times to listen-had no idea that was a "thing".till I read your comment and did a search. Thank you 😄😝.
I am now going to refer to therapists as "brain witches"
You are a God! My therapist husband roared! Thank you for this.
I almost wish I still HAD a therapist - my most recent one would be ☠️
This man is the exceptional kind of talent one rarely finds on RUclips, or anywhere.
"I'm not saying she *did it* , but she's acting like everything's normal,and this is NOT normal."
I had cats for years when I was a kid, and I left all the body parts attached to the animal. I had kittens which is awesome and I've always found people to give them to. Nowadays people cut balls or ovaries before the cat even knows what it's doing in this life.
Read that as he said it Lol.
Unneutered males are just as friendly with humans, but not so friendly with other male cats. But the big thing is that they spray. Doesn’t work too well with an indoor cat.
@@happydawg2663 Its because overpopulation is a really bad thing with cats, and just because some people will take the kittens doesn't mean they're treated right or that they won't end up in a shelter later on.
Plus, male cats spray.
@@michaelbooker3321 and female cats go on this merooowooowoow every 28 days....
The cats expressions match what he's saying purrrfectly
Next one should be birds in an AA meeting
My blue Jay's who demand peanuts every morning should attend!
All I hear is the American short hair in that “dear kitten” commercial 🥰🥰🥰
You're really good at timing to the cats subtle movements, gods some of them really look like they're saying that
1:55 "I'm more of a cat than that wrinkled Pitbull lmao"
"I get it it's a game, but where does that leave me?" This had me laughing 😂
"and my balls are missing.. I'm not saying she did it" LOL!
„Question, has milk ever came out of this?“ Man that could be sooo Dwight from The Office
Der Lucas
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I laughed so hard at this line. That cats coat pattern matches the pashmina. Do you suppose …. nah.
"This is how the cat do."
I hear this in his voice.
@@SilverSoul514 same xD
This was amazing! Just what I needed! Sometimes I wonder what my cat would say in therapy....then I realize I’m better off not knowing.
Janice, that is too funny 😂. I’m sure kitty would say only nice things about you. I’M the one that needs to WORRY 😬. 🐈⬛🐾
That's the truth maybe we should be glad they can't talk.
I feel like anything he narrates turns to gold🤣