I HAAAATE how much of a chokehold astrology has on some people. my ex bf used to pick fights with me based on what his CoStar said. I actualllyyyy CANT 😅
Had the polite quiet conversation equivalent of this, all the way down to being told I was a Taurus. Asked if it was the asshole sign, got a resounding yes back :)
My mum a psych let a woman believe she was a Leo and kept letting her say she was doing everything like a Leo. Later someone else told her she was a gemini so she let that go on for 6months as well. having had enough of their boring conversation got them to meet and talk about her whilst she went to the loo and her other lunch friends listened to the huge argument as they told each other what my mum was.. so there were 10 women laughing their heads off and two red cheeked and furious women.. and as my brothers and I said.. And she wasn't even in the room..
I have never once been to a show or even just a normal conversation where someone is telling a story and thought, "I'm gonna interrupt them and ask a random question."
I'm going to start doing this. From now on, I'll just respond with, "What do you think I am?" and never actually answer the question because I'm a Gemini and apparently there's something really scandalous about being a Gemini. People always say something like, "Oh! Look out for her!" Like I'm suddenly untrustworthy or something. It's so annoying.
I remember watching this video where a guy tells a group of girls his sign and they all start talking about how accurate it is n stuff, and then he tells them that he literally lied and they all screamed
When I reveal to people that I'm an Aries, they in fact _don't_ say that I'm such an Aries. Rather, they're very surprised that I'm nothing like what they expect of an Aries, which is unsurprising to me given that it's all made up.
😂ohhhh my love to my self 💪🥸 this kind of stuff Bro it’s Amazing you really nailed it!! She would have never thought you TRUST in the Greatest One ☝️ up there
Penny: I'm a Sagittarius, which probably tells you way more than you need to know... Sheldon: Yes... it tells us that you participate in the mass cultural delusion that the sun's apparent position relative to arbitrarily defined constellations at the time of your birth somehow affects your personality.
@@ravaroux1782 its almost like there's no actual correlation between when you were born and what kind of person you are and astrology is about making general statements that could realistically apply to almost anyone. It's almost like that, because it *is* like that
I’ve been asked this, and my response is always the same. I’m an asparagus. But since they are so focused on the actual signs they forget what an asparagus is and review all the signs because they think they forgot one
He was a Leo though. You could see his face change for a second when she said "you said you were Leo the first time". All you need to do is be good at cold reading to do this stuff. 😆
I don’t believe in mainstream astrology but Indian astrology is honestly a little scary how accurate it can be sometimes. I was a lot more sceptical about astrology until I found out about Indian astrology. One of my friend’s parents got theirs done for their life and apparently it was really accurate.
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Them: What's your sign?
You: ✡️
I wanna know thoughhhh
As much as heckling is discouraged THAT was fcking beautiful, from beginning to end! 🤣🤣🤣
i fucking hate astrology too
Yes...but to be fair, religion makes the same sense as astrology...
I HAAAATE how much of a chokehold astrology has on some people. my ex bf used to pick fights with me based on what his CoStar said. I actualllyyyy CANT 😅
Finallyyy Bro that astrology bs doesn’t mean shit and I’m so happy to see someone finally publicly say it.
It's a recurring theme on his podcasts
plenty of people say it
Yess
@@donttalktomebye no one is brave enough to say it, we all accept our role in society based on which two month segment we were born in
@@makslargu5799 if u say u hate astrology people will be like "do you ever tap your leg when you're nervous? It's basically the same thing."
“I’m Jewish! You woulda known that on you first FUCKIN’ guess!”
Bro you sent me
Where did he send you?
@@joebenson528 I second this. Curious as to where this gentleman got sent
I too am pondering the everlasting question. Where hath this fine Doctor Sammy Eight Eight Three been sent to?
Had the polite quiet conversation equivalent of this, all the way down to being told I was a Taurus. Asked if it was the asshole sign, got a resounding yes back :)
“I’m a Leo”
“What do you think my sign is?”
“Are you a…Taurus?”
How girl??
I mean the Leo thing is obviously a lie
@@danyoten9204 it’s not lol he’s said his birthday before, he’s a leo
right 😭 i was like sis?
To be fair, I'd also think that was a bluff he did for the bit if he asked me _immediately_ after.
@@Jason_Altea he's smart, well tbf top comedians always are
The way his eyes lit up when the girl asked and he KNEW he'd get great material out of it hahaha
I’ve never seen a more hilarious destruction of astrology lmao
''hol on hol on wait''
✨✨👆🤌✊💪🖖🤏☝️✨✨
"♉️are you a taurus?♉️"
My mum a psych let a woman believe she was a Leo and kept letting her say she was doing everything like a Leo. Later someone else told her she was a gemini so she let that go on for 6months as well. having had enough of their boring conversation got them to meet and talk about her whilst she went to the loo and her other lunch friends listened to the huge argument as they told each other what my mum was.. so there were 10 women laughing their heads off and two red cheeked and furious women.. and as my brothers and I said.. And she wasn't even in the room..
👏🏼👏🏼👏🏼👏🏼👏🏼👏🏼👏🏼
“What’s your sign”
“Stop. Please Stop That Shit”
"What's your sign?"
"I'm a street sign, stop"
I love comedians who just interact with the audienc on some subject and their ability to adapt to situationa.
They sounded so sweet though I’m glad they seemed to enjoy the vibe and kept going along with it and not take it too personally
They needed their fucking headed caved in. Anybody who does that astrology shit needs that.
They would've been sweeter if they hadn't cut into his bit
She's waiting for a sign to know your sign 😅 that's a red sign to me 😂
Thank you for your work ♡
I'm loving this washed up on the beach hungover with new thoughts vibe you've got. When are you coming to Tennessee?
"what's your sign?"
"A stop sign" *bonk*
I have never once been to a show or even just a normal conversation where someone is telling a story and thought, "I'm gonna interrupt them and ask a random question."
I love this so much. Thank you!
I’ve never told my real sign. They always say that the sign I chose that day fits me perfectly 👍🏻
i don't think i've ever seen him have such an immediate aggressive reaction before 💀
His antics 😂, omg
"Wrong, you get 11 more guesses" -some comedian
I'm going to start doing this. From now on, I'll just respond with, "What do you think I am?" and never actually answer the question because I'm a Gemini and apparently there's something really scandalous about being a Gemini. People always say something like, "Oh! Look out for her!" Like I'm suddenly untrustworthy or something. It's so annoying.
whenever i complain about anti-pisces bullying apparently i'm being very pisces
Bro I’m dying he went full Seinfeld when she tried to guess 😂😂
he literally said "he's a Leo" like 2 seconds in 😂😂😂
and the way he proceeded to leo the fuck out of that mic 💀
I absolutely love his response 😂
I remember watching this video where a guy tells a group of girls his sign and they all start talking about how accurate it is n stuff, and then he tells them that he literally lied and they all screamed
The council bit was so good.
When I reveal to people that I'm an Aries, they in fact _don't_ say that I'm such an Aries. Rather, they're very surprised that I'm nothing like what they expect of an Aries, which is unsurprising to me given that it's all made up.
man that end got me lmaoo
I love your style. Top notch
He’s definitely a Leo and if I’m wrong I’m flipping a desk 😂
He is in fact a Leo 😂😂
@@vibenic let’s goooooo lmao
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astrology is BS
@@vibenic astrology is BS
If they say a "if ... I'd say 'im a Leo' " any other sign that's their sign. He didn't have time to think to lie, plus you can tell by how he answered
😂ohhhh my love to my self 💪🥸
this kind of stuff Bro it’s Amazing you really nailed it!! She would have never thought you TRUST in the Greatest One ☝️ up there
Penny:
I'm a Sagittarius, which probably tells you way more than you need to know...
Sheldon:
Yes... it tells us that you participate in the mass cultural delusion that the sun's apparent position relative to arbitrarily defined constellations at the time of your birth somehow affects your personality.
I’m a Taurus, I wanna know why she thought he was one
Same lmao. His energy could not be further from Taurus energy imo 😂
@@ravaroux1782 its almost like there's no actual correlation between when you were born and what kind of person you are and astrology is about making general statements that could realistically apply to almost anyone.
It's almost like that, because it *is* like that
Love this guy, he’s great
Love the energy
"What's your sign?"
"Stop sign 🛑 cuz if not I would have already punched you in the face"
This is one of the funniest crowd interactions 😂
Somone asks me what my sign is i say "Road Work Ahead".
He's a Leo/ Leo-Virgo cusp, if you Google his birthday. He ain't lying 😂
Not the lick of the finger to the sky😂😂😂😂😂😂
I’ve been asked this, and my response is always the same. I’m an asparagus. But since they are so focused on the actual signs they forget what an asparagus is and review all the signs because they think they forgot one
The Biana del Rio energy lmfao
Could watch this for hours
Is it me or is Gianmarco getting more attractive?😅
I think you’re correct. Good for him👏👏👏
It's the beard
I JUST WANNA HEAR THE END OF THE INTENDED JOKE 😂
Didn’t know John Mulaney was broadcasting from rehab. Interesting times.
Astrology girls will NEVER do anything alone
She said hold on a second and I pictured her pulling a Professor Xavier with the X-men music lol
He’s a fire sign for sure 😂
Yeah for sure...
My sign ?
"stop"
_says it like in Helluva Boss:_ "I'm a Virgo~"
"I'm Jewish" is the best way to get into Hollywood.
"What's your sign?" Is the BIGGEST red flag and the BIGGEST turn off lmao
I like this guy already 😂
Ironically some signs do hold meaning to an extent to an individual. It’s like having your birthday on Christmas vs having your birthday In February.
He was a Leo though. You could see his face change for a second when she said "you said you were Leo the first time". All you need to do is be good at cold reading to do this stuff. 😆
At one point he looked like Bruno(encanto) trying to see the future😂😂
I’m a street sign stop 🛑
You're hilarious reminds me a bit of Seinfeld with your cadence I love it
My man did not miss a beat😂😂
"what's your sign?"
SOS, no more or less
"Are you a Taurus?"
As a Taurus ♉ Offended 😅😅
the council bit fucking killed me
Your response is so accurate lol
“I’m Jewish” omg hahaha I shall never forget
For real, the only redeeming quality of astrology is that stuff based on it looks really cool.
'What's your sign?'
Oh, I didnt know i had my own sign. Thank you for telling me!
My favorite response to what's your sign is "No entry."
The ok lemme tell you part though hahaha aye me to bro leo rising type bullshit finna rise out my seat an walk away from this conversation tf 😂
Love that I’ve always been weird enough that those general statements to describe everyone never felt like it fit me
"What's your sign?"
"Im sorry, I failed out of ninjutsu training"
bro lowkey sounds like jerry seinfeld
I don’t believe in mainstream astrology but Indian astrology is honestly a little scary how accurate it can be sometimes. I was a lot more sceptical about astrology until I found out about Indian astrology. One of my friend’s parents got theirs done for their life and apparently it was really accurate.
Looking accurate is the entire point, it’s a parlor trick anyone can learn. It is not hard to feign accuracy, it is indeed incredibly easy
🎶you asked me what my sign is and i told you it was STOP🎶
IM SO HAPPY IM NOT THE ONLY ONE WHO THINKS ITS STUPID!! 😂😂
New hot stand up comedian alert. At least for me. Lol. 😍
You can literally hear them chittering when they start conferring with themselves 😭😭
I absolutely love your comeback I also hate astrology with a burning passion. Thank you!! 😂😂❤
Awesome crowd work 😆
Every time someone asked me, I roll my eyes and say "not this shit again"
I usually just ask for their month instead and try to guess 😭
He’s giving Howard from the big bang theory 🤌🏻
"What's your sign?" Me: "I will show you now with a pen. Check please!"
I couldn't stop laughing after he told her it was bullshit.
Top 10 monologues right here
Damn gianmarco looking great these days 👀👀
*_"What is this, a council?!"_*
*The Astrological Council of the Elders shall not forget this slight.*
👏🏾👏🏾👏🏾👏🏾👏🏾👏🏾got her😂😂😂😂😂😂
Them whispering definitely a scorpion
So honest. Thank you!!!! :-D
This guy looks like if Middleditch and Schwartz were one person
Missed opportunity to say “I was born under the Star of David”
Never seen someone put that nonsense down so ruthlessly, ty for that🤣🤣
"What is your sign?"
"Well as an introvert i would have to say 'Stop' sign"
Bro literally sounds like Zach Braff