Catholic Virgins Decide if I’m Going to Hell | Gianmarco Soresi | Stand Up Comedy Crowd Work
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- Опубликовано: 16 мар 2024
- These boys definitely had to go to confessional after this show.
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Come perform in Romania, you coward!
You in Plano for the eclipse?
care to come to denmark/copenhagen?
u can stay at my place. copenhagen is quiet expensive
I love how the guy didn't question "indoctrinate" but DID question "effectively" XD
I KNOW PAHAHAH
Hes not confident
"Its goal is to indoctrinate, I just don't know if its doing it effectively."
I had a Christian tell me that learning about science is indoctrination and learning about Christianity is education.
He was playing along and absolutely killed it
i love how the college kids are literally dying over his jokes lmfao
There’s a special golden trophy for when you can make someone a decade difference in age from you laugh from a stage.
What good sports, honestly. Gianmarco has a way with words!
its also just nice that their all having such a good time!! despite it being a topic many people choose to be super sensitive and defensive about
ive watched this clip like twice its one of my fave crowdwork bits from anyone
As a fellow (traumatized) Catholic, this was probably the funniest part about this bit. They were such good sports and CLEARLY liked his work
They got their moneys worth and took the show to the next level.
Tbf the catholic kids were all really good sports. Beyond good sports, really. They clearly thought it was hilarious too. Guess that's why they're at his show lol
Yeah, I mean I left Christianity, but honestly most Christians are. It's just the squeaky wheels are the loudest y'know? The squeaky wheels are why I left, they're always in charge and bully everyone else into being assholes, ugh...
I've made the likes 666! Hail Satan!
@@AirConditioner402 It didn’t last long, just like Satan’s supposed victory. 🤣🤣🤣
Some of the nicest people I've ever met have been extremely Catholic ppl in my comedy/theatre groups in high school and college. Multiple different unrelated people! And I'm a transgender atheist
So apparently st Lawrence is the patron of chefs, cooks, and comedians. That honestly is a pretty good joke
That’s even worse coincidence than the scuba diver that died in a forest fire.
He really pulled out all the stops with his cooking segment XD
a comedian that got set on fire and told a joke about it so good/bad that he's now the icon of jokes and kitchen users???? i wonder if he'd be upset or amused about that?
That guy told the joke badly though, the joke was “turn me over, I’m done on this side”
The patron of getting roasted in every way of the meaning of the word
The "I need to borrow the confession booth real quick" is so funny, because one of my friends is catholic and he actually goes to confessions every time he has sex with his girlfriend
What a weird way to live life
That kind of defeats the purpose 😂 Idk if that counts as true repentance if he keeps doing it again. There’s no loophole
Maybe he's going to brag and not to repent. 😀
That just feels like a kink.
@@Zack-bl2ggOh, there's a loophole.
Surprisingly, I've heard that response as well from another Catholic when I asked if I (a non-believer) would go to hell... "we don't know, only God knows that". I found it quite humble - I'm not used to that from religious folk.
“Only God can decide that” seems a weird response to me, because by believing in religion with hell you’re also condemning all non-believers. An atheist doesn’t think anyone can go to hell, you know what I mean?
@@Echs_D33 "If you dodrugs, you go to hell before you die" - Super Mario
"Hey is your dad gonna beat the shit out of me if I come over?"
"Well, can anyone be truly said to *know* anything?"
"I think I'll stay home."
It's a small step honestly. I've had christians tell me "oh you're going to hell for that" like a reflex, and others say "i don't know". There are christians that want people to go to hell, and I just wish that there weren't people who have that sort of thing in their mind. Being taught an easy way to say "I think this person (maybe even me!) deserves eternal torment" starting as a young child does weird things to people imo.
@@Echs_D33 I believe in a religion and I don't believe I'm in a better position than a non-believer. We're all humans, and there are for sure people who act better than me.
This, the DNA test revealed cheating mom, and the OB/GYN removing a candle are now my top 3 favorite crowd works of Gianmarco 😂
Try the Germans discovering laughter one, definitely my favorite 😅
My favourite is the sign language one
The DNA test one lives in my head rent free fr fr
Right? I think for me this is my most fav one! The dora found Jesus was so fast!
I need to see the candle one now.
“Dora found the holy grail..
..and didn’t tell anyone. She just left it there. It was nice.”
When he said a Catholic show I first thought of Veggie Tales 😂
Me too! That was the only thing I found enjoyable about Catholic school lol
VeggieTales isn’t Catholic
I’m pretty sure Veggie Tales is non-denominational, which is part of why it was so popular. Any version of Christian you were, you could find something good about Veggie Tales.
It's non-denominational, but I think all the people who made it were Evangelicals.
"i'm going through a rough patch" bro you mean her bush? 💀💀
Hahahahaha 😂😂😂😂
Ew
Was it burning?
Like many others here I am wary of religious folk, but honestly it was really nice to see how hard they were laughing and how much they were clearly enjoying this.
most religious people (irl at least) are pretty chill.
Be wary of religious folk that make it their entire life. Like, I like me some church but it isn’t healthy to not have other support systems or other interests
religious people are just people. some are nice some suck. my family is really not big on religion at all, they just go to church during christmas. me and my brother are very openly atheist/agnostic, and one of my sisters is very religous and married a man who's family is very traditional and religious. can still crack jokes with my brother in law and have some cool discussions about faith, moral and philosophy. it's just about being neither stuck up nor disrespectful.
I love how the boys were just convulsing with laughter.
my rough patch was being gay 😔(i was a sad closeted catholic in gay denial. now im a not so sad closeted bisexual agnostic girl)
To be technical having same-sex attraction is not the issue, we don’t really have control over that, what we do have control over is what we do with that attraction.
The best thing you can do though is figure things out, as if Christ is who he says he is nothing else matters, and if he isn’t, then nothing else matters.
This was me a decade or so ago! I am now out and proud, have healed, and am so happy to be me 😊 I hope this for you too some day
@@allthenewsordeath5772 Of course an abrahamic person would say that…
@@samsmoms4914
Indeed, and it doesn’t make it one iota less true.
@@allthenewsordeath5772it does let people enjoy themselve and shut up with your bullshit
Heaven comedy shows:
Why did the chicken cross the road?
Because God told it to.
I would lowkey laugh at that though
@@shirendjorgee9320and then you’d be sent to hell
this was amazing, love the catholics being wholesome.
Honestly yeah. As someone who grew up around all that stuff, it’s all to uncommon to hear catholics n christians busting a gut.
That’s one of the reasons why I love GK Chesterton so much as a Catholic, the man never took himself too seriously but always took the things that were important very seriously, and that I think is the attitude we should all drive for, Christ on the cross is a Very serious subject, but God also made the platypus which is an inherently absurd and hilarious creature.
@@allthenewsordeath5772 yea i agree. I don't believe in any god but if i did i'd think god would have humor and would appreciate jokes and probably make jokes Themselves!
@@allthenewsordeath5772 what's so hilarious about a platypus
Catholics by and large are not relaxed than most Protestant sects.
Even the inquisition was mostly "please repent and promise to be a good Catholic henceforth" and if you did they let you go (and kept eyes on you).
The Protestants just tortured you until you confessed to being a witch and then burnt you. Or they burnt you for not confessing.
But I wouldn't leave any kids alone with either a priest or a minister.
It’s just past 4 am and I cackled so loud I woke my kids 😂
One of the best audience bits yet!
If hell was real, the comedy shows down there must really be fire
At least the roasting will be both physical and emotional!
These kids are so sweet and you are at your absolute best. A perfect set of circumstances. Comedic magic.
Am I going to hell? Comedy gold start to finish❤
Amazing the answer was pretty much” I hope not, but probably, That’s not my department.”
@@icu3869 "Oh I'm just sales, that's all back-end stuff"
The best thing you can do as a human is to laugh at yourself every now and then. Kudos on these guys for enjoying the moment, they were laughing so hard.
"NOW, AM I GOING TO HELL MOFO?" they should've responded by "you and the not a virgin"
I’m Native American, I grew up going to both catholic church and longhouse services… historically, humor was always one of our most important survival tools. Ndn Catholics’ sense of humor is dark like our ancestor’s hair on the boarding school floors. That resentment towards the church just becomes more and more of a joke.
Love your humour and solidarity
“like our ancestor’s on the boarding school’s floors.” HOLY SHIT DUDE I MEAN AT LEAST YOU CAN LAUGH ABOUT IT NOW
Dude I was a Catholic European and currently ignorant about most of your history, but I felt that.
The variety of people who enjoy your comedy is endless. It's bizzarre and fascinating.
This is how it should be. People with different religions and opinions should still be able to laugh and have a good time together.
people DID NOT give st Lawrence's jokes as much appreciation as they deserved
also the guy in the back at 7:16 makes it look like "I'm such a loser" was exactly the speech they had to listen to
I lost my prayer beads
You better go back in there and get them
Looking forward to watching some great standup comedy in hell! Hope you'll be there!
Much love from Sweden!
Heaven comedy shows:
Knock knock.
Who's there?
Your sins, go confess now!
Nice
They were laughing as if everything Gianmarco said was true and exactly what happened
Turns out its harder to tell some one theyre going to hell to some ones face than online.
"You really don't know." --- They are SO close to the point! 🤣
✋Catholic college student here who just saw your show in Austin!! 😎
I think his trajectory moved slightly towards Hell in the last minute.
God i love when the comedian is spot on and the public is a great sport🎉🎉🎉❤
I'm Catholic (not super into church so just kinda casual about it) and you're one of my favorite comics!
I hear others say it’s the covert trauma bonding working
This whole thing was so brilliant 😂😂😂 a masterclass in crowd work!!
I'm fairly sure that what st. Lawrence said was something more to the effect of "guys, i think im done on this side"
I'm just wondering which production company was producing the Catholic children show.
There used to be a Christian production company called Pax that made shows in Canada. I was a special extra on one show called Doc starring Billy Ray Cyrus. He was nice.
Another Pax show was Sue Thomas Private Eye. I actually liked that show. The star was deaf and it was an crime action show.
Pax made fluff but it was fun fluff.
Solid crowd work, they were good sports too.
So good, they gave him so much to work with and Gianmarco ate every second of it.
Regardless of whatever faith you do or don't have, we can all stand to laugh at ourselves a bit more. I know Gianmarco is way more likely to have chill people in his audience anyway, because of who he is and his comedy, but I kinda hope that my generation (I'm about the same age as those guys) and the next ones will continue to head in more of that direction in general.
Definitely one of your best work! Thanks for the extended clip!! 👌💋
Best part of being woken up by my neighbor's apartment burning down? This!
Ooh I hope they’re okay!
It's fine Gian, they're Catholics, not Evangelists 🤣
Yeah but they’re Catholics who work in the religious sector
Comedy Gold. Some of the best crowd work I've ever watched 🥇
It was so hard to laugh silently cuz my mum is asleep behind me but God, this was hilarious 😂
They're amazing and adorable, love your content
The prayer beads sealed it; you are now safe from both the catholic and evangelical sucky comedy show series. I’d say that’s a win!
You mean "He"? 😂😂😂
i was raised thoroughly catholic. i feel like ive met these people 😂 like my brother would respond the same ways they did. hell, i would have just a few years ago!
I love everyone involved in this! I had a blast!
One of your best interactions by far, lmao it's so good
I like the 'i don't know man! i am just trying to increase the odds of going to heaven myself'-approach to their religion these guys have...
This is by far my FAVorite crowd work you've ever posted. "Put the prayer beads inside her" Dead. XD
Met someone who worked for rhe catholics in spain. They said the priests were in groups. Acted a bit like landlords, came in every few months to see how things were going. Then went on vacation for months on a beach. Sweet gig
Are you going to hell? But you can say "I don't believe that, so nyah, nyah, nyah".
As someone who is Queer, Catholic, and a college student, I Rolling with laughter at this
I actually invented you all in my mind
hi
@@trash2638 I made you say this with my mind just so I could comment.
Narwhals are sea unicorns
@@user-uw7wr5gp3f thanks for all the likes!! narwhals are seal unicorns
Thanks for inventing me, I hate you; give me better art skills
Oh Gianmarco...you know you're driving to Hell and we're all on the bus going with you!😂
at some points it was hard to tell if they were laughing or being attacked by bees.
This is insane 😂
I haven't always found this guy's stuff super funny, I don't always have the right sense of humor for some of his jokes, but this was HILARIOUS!!! 🤣 I was cackling all the way through 😆
I was so happy when you asked if there was a saint of comedy because I was like I KNOW THIS ONE! I did a “year of the saints” a couple years ago and did a little five minute segment on saints in every episode
too fucking good hahah
This is so effing funny
😂😂😂😂 your best, Gianmarco
Here: 👑
Growing up in the Catholic Church, we were taught that only God knows who is going to Heaven and we also have Purgatory which is like a cool waiting place, so like you can pray for "okay" people to move from Purgatory to Heaven😂.
It's a pretty welcoming and pragmatic perspective.
That said, the Church is very problematic imo when it comes to sex, sexuality and allowing women in positions of power. 🤷♀️ Obviously, it was evil in covering up sex crimes against children.
Fuck, I need you to be in nor cal. By far the best comedian I'm new to watching in such a long time!
“Going through a rough patch” is when your girl doesn’t shave properly 😂😂😂
They are such good sports!
Come make a show in France!!!
Pls pls come to Cleveland!!!!
Catholic girl here and I freaking love your comedy!!
The prayer beads killed me 😂
Absolutely brilliant. I like how not much of this was planned and how it remained hilariously funny. In y book, you’re NOT going to hell. You’d make Satan laugh!
okay im sorry but hes getting too powerful like this was TOO funny even they had no choice but to laugh 😭
You should've explained to them that technically (biblical point of view) everyone is going to hell 😂
How would he know this obscure technicality as a jewish man 😂
@@carysbebard3690 I'm a Muslim and I know it 😂
wait why?😭😭
@@kejow.Maybe cuz since you can't be 100% a saint and you're bound to sin at least once. Probably why idk though
@@-Vixieeee 1:21
Dude, are you remotely familiar with Christianity, the point is not to holy avoid sin, due to our fallen nature and free will such a thing as impossible. Even the Saints could not do such a thing, in fact, in Christian doctrine, there are only two sinless beings in the whole darn book, those being Mary and Jesus himself, the point is that Christ through his example and through his blood shows us how to live and grants us mercy, and through his resurrection shows us that threw him sin and death are conquerable..
That last quote is staying in the bank
I feel like there was some background that was missing, like the whole thing started with "I'm training to be a priest" or something more than making catholic kids TV shows, because the comments of "what are you guys doing here? I wouldn't come to a catholic church and listen to what you said" but they're not going to a Jewish temple, they're going to a comedy show.
He's pretty well known for ripping on religion.
hilarious
You know I'm a Catholic😂 we are the ones with thick skinned and we enjoy a good laugh. I'm sure Christ was a funny guy and would love to meet you there.
Makes sense you'd develop thick skin when people's first thought when your priests are mentioned is pedophelia...
Please come to Toronto! Every time I see your list of tour dates, I'm so sad! You've been to Calgary and not Toronto?? C'mon, man!
So Shrodinger’s Pearly Gates? That was impressively diplomatic.
i wanna go to ur comedy show so bad dude 😭
They way they just lose it at your jokes! I now have a visual representation in my brain for ROFLMAO
Honestly, this is what unity in diversity should be. We still can laugh while having different beliefs😂
When are you coming back to Seattle??
This was fucking hilarious
These guys are literally the most normal Catholic guys you can meet, lol. At my college, we have a Catholic Student Center, and everyone there is so chill 😂. Honestly, it is so normal for catholics to go to comedy shows that we don't necessarily have the same views as because comedy isn't really about being morally right. Those dudes think you're funny, I think you're funny, I know lots of Catholics that would find you funny. But I think that's more because you're just actually good at comedy and structuring your jokes, not just saying controversial stuff and hoping people laugh.
I was raised devoutly Catholic. I no longer consider myself even Christian. Still love VeggieTales though.
The Catholic position seems to be “strategic diffidence” 😂
Gianmarco really wanted for one of them to say that he's going to hell 😂
as a Catholic turned Atheist, this was hilarious and I loved it so much
1:06 and I'm done 😂
I love seeing Catholic brothers and sisters who are not afraid of their faith.
The comedian asked "are you all Catholics?" and they immediately said "Yes". Without doubt and hesitation, or afraid that he was going to make fun of them.
Loved it!❤
them boys had the time of their lives
Those guys were great sports!
My god Christians pretending to be sympathetic to get the details about someone's sex life is such a hilarious skit idea