YTP: Michael Rosen's Abusive Grandparents

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  • Опубликовано: 25 авг 2024
  • I think I'm getting the hang of this now...
    Michael Rosen's family has mental problems
    Song at the end: Meshuggah - Bleed

Комментарии • 280

  • @ChickenPika
    @ChickenPika 8 лет назад +310

    I can't believe I haven't seen this before. It's amazing.

  • @ChickenPika
    @ChickenPika 8 лет назад +271

    "Come again soon, little jerks."

  • @SerialK1986
    @SerialK1986 10 лет назад +184

    "She looks like my brother, but very slimey, and twinkley, and BENDYYY in the middle, which we'll all look like one day." XD

    • @shermendlakk
      @shermendlakk 4 года назад +5

      Well that is what Mum's brother says, so I'd assume that's right

  • @jackdog06
    @jackdog06 7 лет назад +259

    Hate it when people put pneumonia in my beer.

  • @EJW2
    @EJW2 8 лет назад +79

    Don't pour hot jam on the BABY

  • @destineyrodgers1733
    @destineyrodgers1733 6 лет назад +32

    "And all the old men say get into my bed" disturbing

  • @Froggiespit
    @Froggiespit 10 лет назад +44

    Don't put hot jam on the BABY

  • @RichaelMosen
    @RichaelMosen 9 лет назад +57

    HAHAHA This is awesome!
    Love the reference you made at the end, I had made one myself and I was surprised no one else had done it, then I come across this! :)
    Brilliant job, love the sentence mixing and the sheer randomness of it all.

    • @rabiealkurba2520
      @rabiealkurba2520 4 года назад +1

      Hello there richael, i didn't expect to see you here

  • @cringeoverload6202
    @cringeoverload6202 7 лет назад +36

    Don't chuck the cat at my brother

  • @calebread1241
    @calebread1241 7 лет назад +33

    don't be rude at half past 4 lol

  • @moshe1459
    @moshe1459 9 лет назад +96

    Lol Dont tease the nigga

  • @RonMadYTP
    @RonMadYTP 10 лет назад +70

    How the hell did this get 6 dislikes???
    Great poop!

    • @LateDollars
      @LateDollars 6 лет назад +16

      Must have been David's little gang.

    • @shermendlakk
      @shermendlakk 4 года назад +6

      Well, since they haven't been careful, their dad will disappear into the ceiling along with their mum.

    • @user-DeLorean-Dude2024
      @user-DeLorean-Dude2024 2 года назад +2

      Likely because of the rascist reference in the video possibly? I don't know, but saying that can get people angry.

  • @mrsausie5124
    @mrsausie5124 10 лет назад +21

    Don't pick ya BUTT
    XD I'm on the floor laughing for 10 mins

  • @adenparsons9838
    @adenparsons9838 7 лет назад +11

    " and there's his thumb.... in his butt. And he beats the cat. MUM! Your cat's dead!" I couldn't breathe 😂

  • @fulgrimtheilluminator4632
    @fulgrimtheilluminator4632 8 лет назад +16

    0:09 dont tease em

  • @en_dere
    @en_dere 7 лет назад +19

    "Don't pour hot jam on the BABY!!"

  • @harrisrunner5177
    @harrisrunner5177 9 лет назад +23

    are you meshuggah? BEAMS OF FIRE SWEEP THROUGH MY HEAD!

  • @RootNegativeSixteen
    @RootNegativeSixteen 10 лет назад +80

    Fantastik! I think you might have some dislike trolls here. :P

  • @gormateusz10
    @gormateusz10 9 лет назад +36

    Are you Meshuggah? Nice, my favourite part :D

    • @rohanahlawat5809
      @rohanahlawat5809 5 лет назад +1

      IKR?

    • @dolanfanbentzel8536
      @dolanfanbentzel8536 5 лет назад +2

      That sounds like the name of a love rock song

    • @Ion99
      @Ion99 Год назад +1

      @@dolanfanbentzel8536 you’re close, it’s the name of a prog metal band

  • @Bluesit32
    @Bluesit32 Год назад +3

    "Mum says, *"Give me the money. NOW!"*
    Got me probably more than it should have.

  • @ShasOSwoll
    @ShasOSwoll 8 лет назад +54

    He has a bottle with a baby in it...... so I drank the lot SCHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHLP

    • @SpasticPillow
      @SpasticPillow  8 лет назад +15

      Why didn't I think of that...

    • @ShasOSwoll
      @ShasOSwoll 8 лет назад +7

      +SpasticPillow And entire day watching rosen YTP's means you start thinking jokes like this :S

    • @klopt1109
      @klopt1109 8 лет назад +3

      jizz

    • @22alexc1
      @22alexc1 8 лет назад +1

      Thank you for your contribution

  • @eptio9849
    @eptio9849 8 лет назад +17

    And nobody speaks for ayJIZZ

  • @Ryucario
    @Ryucario 9 лет назад +43

    Solomon the C*nt
    Best Part Ever.

  • @fredbristow261
    @fredbristow261 3 года назад +5

    I only just got this on recommended but I had a great time 😂

  • @Imnotsmg4bob
    @Imnotsmg4bob 6 лет назад +10

    *"Don't put spaghetti on your fryinpan"* ?

  • @lobscotch8802
    @lobscotch8802 10 лет назад +16

    GET IN MY BED

  • @OpusTheLeftie
    @OpusTheLeftie 8 лет назад +7

    THAT MESHUGGAH JOKE OMG

  • @catradummy_ytp
    @catradummy_ytp 8 лет назад +17

    "for ayJIZZ"

  • @jackkingham6608
    @jackkingham6608 5 лет назад +6

    “And my dad disappeares into the seelin and my mum if I’m not careful”

  • @madmike8341
    @madmike8341 8 лет назад +4

    I COULD NOT STOP LAUGHING AT 2:02 XD

  • @bigg3185
    @bigg3185 5 лет назад +7

    The people who disliked had their device upside down

  • @sophiemay2845
    @sophiemay2845 7 лет назад +3

    "Don't pour hot jam on the BABYYYY" lmao

  • @HomerJaySimpson813
    @HomerJaySimpson813 10 лет назад +10

    Don't be rude at half past 4

  • @unclefunni
    @unclefunni 7 лет назад +3

    I remember watching this 2 years ago!!

  • @outofthisworld4000
    @outofthisworld4000 10 лет назад +3

    Man this is AWESOME at 13? You are on your way to be a legend!

  • @sweetdude1298
    @sweetdude1298 7 лет назад +1

    "Are you Meshuggah"
    "Starts playing Bleed"

  • @borna5072
    @borna5072 6 лет назад +2

    1:17 that is the best part of the whole video.

  • @Jollyjosh19
    @Jollyjosh19 7 лет назад +1

    "Don't put pickled new green cucumbers in your Chocolate cake"

  • @technoprimo9937
    @technoprimo9937 Год назад +1

    “And my dad disappears into the ceiling along with my mother if I’m not careful.”

  • @PeteHawthorne
    @PeteHawthorne 8 лет назад +4

    This video knocked me off the wagon!

  • @trinalps
    @trinalps 9 лет назад +9

    don't tease the nigga xD

  • @browantssomelettuce
    @browantssomelettuce 3 года назад +6

    i was drinking tea then micheal said: DONT CHUCK THE CAT AT MY BROTHER long story short theres tea everywhere

  • @Mmiiccaahh
    @Mmiiccaahh 9 лет назад +4

    DON'T DANCE, IN YOUR PANTS

  • @georgeboyd3440
    @georgeboyd3440 5 лет назад +10

    I swear this is as good as loads of massive RUclipsrs. Seriously, someone ought to shout you out because you deserve more subs. Another video would be amazing please

  • @mrkitloin
    @mrkitloin 4 года назад +3

    When you’re trying to make a psa but you’re having a stroke at the same time

  • @ADJL1331
    @ADJL1331 7 лет назад +1

    Meshuggah at the end though

  • @I.hateeilish
    @I.hateeilish 10 лет назад +3

    I may have just lost my vocal cords ,because holy shit this is funny XD

  • @SaltineCracker006
    @SaltineCracker006 Год назад +1

    This is great! 😎👍

  • @hannaanahmed8352
    @hannaanahmed8352 7 лет назад +2

    I'm subbing cuz Meshuggah
    *Meshuggah Face*

  • @ajdexter4195
    @ajdexter4195 7 лет назад +2

    love it very very well edited

  • @tomrich5947
    @tomrich5947 6 лет назад

    Don't stick poo up ur nose- Michael Rosen

  • @obamaxbox264
    @obamaxbox264 7 лет назад +2

    My throat hurts because of laughing so hard

  • @pkbitz6057
    @pkbitz6057 5 лет назад +3

    Haven’t laughed this much since I had a friend

  • @TheJacob6092
    @TheJacob6092 9 лет назад +1

    Meshuggah yassss! great poop

  • @LucasBloom23
    @LucasBloom23 6 месяцев назад

    I wheezed so hard at "are you Meshuggah?"

  • @uber_byte7
    @uber_byte7 10 лет назад +2

    You seem like you have the makings of becoming a great pooper. Keep making more videos!

  • @frontire_ace
    @frontire_ace 3 года назад

    I am dying halfway through... SUBSCRIBED xD

  • @Brd-wv9io
    @Brd-wv9io 7 лет назад

    Don't put pickled new green cucumbers in your chocolate cake. XD

  • @reluxo5394
    @reluxo5394 8 лет назад +2

    I can't make it past 10 seconds without laughing 😂😂

  • @fdstevo05
    @fdstevo05 6 лет назад +2

    1:41 - 1:45 XD IM DYING!!!

    • @fdstevo05
      @fdstevo05 6 лет назад

      Thanks for highlighting it! Love this vid soooooo much!

  • @fantasticplums4798
    @fantasticplums4798 7 лет назад +2

    *D O N ' T*

  • @theregalproletariat
    @theregalproletariat 5 лет назад +3

    "Don't put spaghetti on your fryingpan."
    For some reason - whenever I imagine this sort of fried spaghetti, I imagine ramen-type noodles... Is this particularly odd?

    • @shermendlakk
      @shermendlakk 4 года назад

      He said that because his grandparents live in a dark frying pan

  • @hxdzen
    @hxdzen 4 года назад

    This is old but gold

  • @somerandomguywholikesgames1939
    @somerandomguywholikesgames1939 7 лет назад

    chuck the cat at michael rosen

  • @cringeoverload6202
    @cringeoverload6202 7 лет назад

    50% of this video is Michael spazzing out.

  • @zezinhocambalhota972
    @zezinhocambalhota972 8 дней назад

    I wasn't expecting "Bleed" at the end lol

  • @rockethero1177
    @rockethero1177 6 лет назад +2

    I always assumed this was ChickenPika’s xD

  • @13CaptainPrice
    @13CaptainPrice 8 лет назад +3

    I was rude at 4:30 one day. Damn

    • @shermendlakk
      @shermendlakk 4 года назад +1

      So was I and I put pickled new green cucumbers in someone's chocolate cake

  • @justinbest9078
    @justinbest9078 7 лет назад +3

    lmfao I'm dead I love this so much

  • @josephreynolds2374
    @josephreynolds2374 7 лет назад

    Pickled new green cucumbers

  • @LNER4771
    @LNER4771 8 лет назад

    Ah man, I just put spaghetti in a frying pan a little while ago.

  • @korymetalhead8269
    @korymetalhead8269 7 лет назад +6

    Don't Do The Cat

  • @tworandomgentlemen3921
    @tworandomgentlemen3921 8 лет назад

    This is the best Video on the Internet xD

  • @cloehelvetica5090
    @cloehelvetica5090 10 лет назад +17

    Don't what?

    • @cloehelvetica5090
      @cloehelvetica5090 10 лет назад

      ***** XD

    • @cloehelvetica5090
      @cloehelvetica5090 10 лет назад

      Hell yeah *****

    • @twint9
      @twint9 10 лет назад

      Don't ߆£ízolnugxefmomƒ≈£ø•lwgmFDKÏˆÍˆÒ˝∏Ïpnfh8emdvwNCIR∫ç≈´˚∑.

    • @twint9
      @twint9 9 лет назад +2

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    • @twint9
      @twint9 9 лет назад +10

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  • @oliversherman2414
    @oliversherman2414 Месяц назад +1

    Weird to think this video is a decade old

  • @antonstudios7005
    @antonstudios7005 6 лет назад +2

    Never laughed harder

  • @jamimabumfluff1390
    @jamimabumfluff1390 7 лет назад

    proper quaility

  • @Thescooped23
    @Thescooped23 8 месяцев назад +2

    Don’t tease the what?!?

  • @shermendlakk
    @shermendlakk 4 года назад

    My dad disappears into the ceiling along with my mum if I'm not careful. So you better be careful

  • @keiztrat9109
    @keiztrat9109 7 лет назад

    Older Rosen

  • @bella27523
    @bella27523 3 года назад +1

    She looks like my brother but very ✨tWiNkLy✨

  • @1918atv
    @1918atv 10 лет назад +2

    Really good.

  • @markjones185
    @markjones185 6 лет назад

    my mum's brother also used to say that one day, we'd all be bendy in the middle.

  • @tudorbrancuturcu5996
    @tudorbrancuturcu5996 Месяц назад

    0:55 - I can’t 😂😂😂😂😂

  • @captainsanchez4829
    @captainsanchez4829 6 лет назад +2

    3:01 ur welcome

  • @britishhammer5696
    @britishhammer5696 7 лет назад

    D O N ' T
    P I C K
    Y E R
    B U T T
    EURGH!

  • @faultedskink3074
    @faultedskink3074 6 лет назад

    i was wondering why this was under heavy metal music. then i heard the music at the end and nodded in understanding

  • @comradecannabis7874
    @comradecannabis7874 8 лет назад +1

    Well looks like I can't, but I was close.

  • @lunalxghts4078
    @lunalxghts4078 9 лет назад

    Don't pick your butt is the funny part I laughed so hard I had to pee so I ran to the toilet

    • @Kilbot192
      @Kilbot192 9 лет назад +2

      Janna Begum Be smart and piss in your pants.

  • @claykid
    @claykid 9 лет назад +1

    Don't squash poop up your nose

  • @freddyfazbearspizza6376
    @freddyfazbearspizza6376 9 лет назад

    Don't do don't do that lol

  • @chelsjoe80yearsago63
    @chelsjoe80yearsago63 8 лет назад +2

    0:09: lol

  • @PseudoPayton2
    @PseudoPayton2 9 лет назад

    Michael Rosen knows how to djent.

  • @madmanminkler1382
    @madmanminkler1382 5 месяцев назад

    All the old men say, Get in my bed!

  • @colourfulyt6697
    @colourfulyt6697 3 года назад

    The iconic

  • @CaptainPlums
    @CaptainPlums 4 года назад +2

    hhnnyap, hnnyap, HHNNNYAP

  • @Thatfiya3401
    @Thatfiya3401 5 лет назад +1

    Don’t tease da nigga 😂

  • @Razer_-fe9mo
    @Razer_-fe9mo 2 месяца назад

    1:59 Nearly killed me!

  • @thejayinator585
    @thejayinator585 4 года назад

    _dont chuck the cat at my brother_

  • @szymonrowe8525
    @szymonrowe8525 6 лет назад

    0:58 don't pshpshpshpshsandigotalltheslicesagitditdahdadonchmalongicatstopmyselfchomogopvjweedsuckerplumchomachomalagreedycchomochpa