Chris Porter is prime comedy. Dudes friggin hilarious. One of my all time top comedy specials. "Even Taco Bell knows it isn't real food. They call it fourth meal for legal purposes" 😅
In order for that to happen you have to take away women’s rights. They are the ones censoring everything online. They are the ones who created HR departments and who made cussing now sexual harassment.
This was on Netflix for years. This special is like 10 years old. Still my favorite special of all time and ive probably seen literally 2,000+ sets and specials and almost every popular mainstream comic live if they came to Florida and this is better than them all. Dan Cummins in "Deal with the devil" basically ripped off this whole set to.
This guy has the jokes folks! Holy hell... not a joke by the way, but I had to send the wife to go get us Taco Bell. Thanks for whatever happens to my toilet in about 2 hours! 😂🤣😂
4:08 He obviously has never been in a desert. Stationed in Iraq, the temp would be 123° at 4 pm. By 10pm, temp would drop low enough that frost would form on our equipment. So yes, temps can drop 60+° in less than 3 or 4 hrs.
Hey I totally relate to his comment on a relationship.I’ve had that I can’t live without you relationship and that’s not love it’s codependency. I don’t want or need you to need me. What I want is for us to both be able to have our own separate lives and our lives together because we both can live without each other but we both want to be together kinda simple really but not really at least that’s my experience
Hilarious yes, but at this point to say quite disturbing won’t quite cut it. It seems we’ve surpassed everyday ordinary stupidity and the dip shits have got us outnumbered. It’s idiocracy and we’re living it in real time. Holy hell, I swear I’ve shaken my head so much that repetitive motion has become whiplash or maybe I just might’ve been a bobble head in a past life
I once worked at a building where people would constantly violate the elevator rule. So I made a sign and slid it into the plastic holder where they keep the elevator certificate. The sign said: An Elevator is a box. If you want to put more things in the box, you must first take things out of the box. To those of you who are not drooling idiots, I apologize for the necessity of posting this note. Clearly the drooling idiots were offended because the sign didn't last long. 😁
Could we just stop with the censoring of every word that MIGHT offend someone? I mean it is really getting out of hand. Last time I looked, R@pe isn't on George Carlin's list of words you can't say on TV.
*That's always fine until we as black people let loose on what we'll say!* WHY DO YOU THINK THEY BEGAN THE CENSORING OF SOCIAL MEDIA? Not because of what white people and comedians were saying. *It's because of what black people said in response, like BLEACH BLOND BAD BUILT BUTCH BODY!* A lot of us have that skill.
Coors had color changing mountains on the can. When the mountains went from white or grey to blue it was supposed to be the perfect temperature for a good cold beer.
Funny but 60* temperature swings happen in the St Louis & fuggin deserts. One more so than the other. We ((STL) can wake up to frost and still have a 78* afternoon. For a whole week or month. Blah blah
" I don't know who the fuck you think you are.... you're not."😂😂😂
I'm stealing this for my day to day life!
This video is like 8 years old. I’ve seen it a few times and still funny every time.
Great name
8 years old? Is this guy still doing comedy? Never heard of him.
Makes since, a cup of Starbucks hasn’t been five bucks for a long time
Never gets old. The Portland set is great too. Talk about a makeover lol
This special used to be on Netflix but it's free on Vudu. This special never gets old. 😂
This guy is hilarious! Loved it.
How have I never heard of this guy? Funny af. 😅😂
Have you been living in a cave?
he's got more, keep lookin'
This definitely deserves way more views and a shit ton of more likes
This guy is "hella" funny. I enjoyed it thoroughly.
I saw this several years ago and this guy is freakin’ hilarious big time! I’m happy to see it pop up again, worth the watch! TFS😅✌️
Porter is my spirit animal
Is he fríends with todd Barry?
Lost it at "Jimmy get in here I can't feel feelings!!" 😂😭😂😂
Love you Chris this was Amazing
Dude said it's like having a puppy that can text you! 😄🤣
Oh my God he was so hilarious..... . 🤣🤣🤣 I was laughing the entire time
Chris Porter is prime comedy. Dudes friggin hilarious. One of my all time top comedy specials. "Even Taco Bell knows it isn't real food. They call it fourth meal for legal purposes" 😅
Chris is the man. I’ve seen him perform numerous times and he’s always in point!
This got me in tears! Didn't expect that!
This guy is great!
This was the comedy bit that got me loving stand-up...
OMG! 😂😂😂 First time here, I found myself another ‘new’ favorite!
You’re hilarious x 100 🤣🤣
Definitely check out his justin verlander bit
Love it!!! Hilarious 😂
RUclips get over it! Stop with the bleeping out words! This is still america. If it offends you then dont listen. Simple
In order for that to happen you have to take away women’s rights. They are the ones censoring everything online. They are the ones who created HR departments and who made cussing now sexual harassment.
Not bleeping for me.
@@seasonedbeefs same.
They even bleep out RAPE 🫥🫥🫥🫥
Seriously! Whats the use of making it to adulthood? We don't need your censorship 😂
Oldie but a goodie. 😂
Cant stand those elevator idiots! 😂😂
He killed the taco bell😂😂😂😂😂
One of my favorites.
Chris is one of my favorite entertainers !!!
It's my first time watching this guy he's hilarious 😂😂😂😂, watching him for the 2nd time this week
Ugly and Angry is legendary now!
I’ve always enjoyed Chris since I saw him on Last Comic Standing. Still hilarious!!
Always hilarious!
RUclips has gone off the deep end with commercials. 15 in one 30 min video. Damn.
Desperately trying to annoy people to the point where they’ll start paying to get rid of them.
@gwman90 nope, never. I found the trick. Don't open the video, just watch it from scrolling. No ads at all .
Try running Adguard in your browser extensions problem solved
Get a subscription, the commercials will disappear 😁😁
@ just put adguard extension in your browser problem solved 😉
Lol love the sarcasm
This was on Netflix for years. This special is like 10 years old. Still my favorite special of all time and ive probably seen literally 2,000+ sets and specials and almost every popular mainstream comic live if they came to Florida and this is better than them all. Dan Cummins in "Deal with the devil" basically ripped off this whole set to.
Golden Gem
Very funny chap. Thanks. Chris from England
I love this guy!
🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 BTW… he’s even more handsome now; without the hair!
I some how needed this anti woke comedy set in my life more than I’ll ever fully understand but do appreciate. 😂
Zach De La Rocha is HILARIOUS!!!
This guy is amazing
This guy has the jokes folks! Holy hell... not a joke by the way, but I had to send the wife to go get us Taco Bell. Thanks for whatever happens to my toilet in about 2 hours! 😂🤣😂
Im so tired of the censorship. Its a joke, stop omitting the words.
Who the fuck said anything about censorship, it's the right that wants to control the masses
Showing the bald spot truly is one of the realest dude moments ever considering it fit the bit. Lol
Hilarious 😂
His breakthrough was on Comedy Central years ago and it was a "Grand Slam" that shot him to Stardom !!!
He's amazing lol
*If The Temperatures Drop That Fast?*
YOU'RE IN CHICAGO.
4:10 The regular kind of transitioning from day to night in AZ? That type of a freak meteorological event we talking about?
Damn! Dude killed.
4:08 He obviously has never been in a desert. Stationed in Iraq, the temp would be 123° at 4 pm. By 10pm, temp would drop low enough that frost would form on our equipment. So yes, temps can drop 60+° in less than 3 or 4 hrs.
Not In Florida. Also, 1600 to 2200 is 6 hours. You must have been a marine 😂
It's time to bust out those crayons and do math 🧮
@helljumper912 no I wasn't a jarhead. I served 18 years Army, and 4 years reserve.
That's gnarly. Also thanks for your service
@rafsoto thanks
Well, this made me laugh
Also wanna compliment your awesome outfit the kind my dad wore when I was mini me!! 👑 😄
He is right on the lack of social etiquette!!!!
When was this recorded.....? If he's rocking flairs in 2024.....bro 👀 fuggin respect 🤙😂
Nah, it's from his 2013 set in Kansas City
@helljumper912 still 2013 and smashing the flairs...... Fuggin respect.
Well if I wasn't going to a Starbucks before I damn sure ain't going to a Starbucks now
Hey I totally relate to his comment on a relationship.I’ve had that I can’t live without you relationship and that’s not love it’s codependency. I don’t want or need you to need me. What I want is for us to both be able to have our own separate lives and our lives together because we both can live without each other but we both want to be together kinda simple really but not really at least that’s my experience
You look weird too... HAHAHHHAHHHA... Hilarious opening.
Ok, not to split hairs here but it’s “Sherwin Williams” not Sherman. Ya just gotta read it and sound it out folks.
I love his outfit man
Refreshing, laughing
Haha where i live, 2 weeks ago. It was 31 in the am, 84 out by 4pm
Correction: Starbucks choices are in Spanish and Italian which is twice as dumb.
Hilarious yes, but at this point to say quite disturbing won’t quite cut it. It seems we’ve surpassed everyday ordinary stupidity and the dip shits have got us outnumbered. It’s idiocracy and we’re living it in real time. Holy hell, I swear I’ve shaken my head so much that repetitive motion has become whiplash or maybe I just might’ve been a bobble head in a past life
@@Drucipher6996then quit destroying our economy
everytime the universe reminds me of this guy.. i watch it..
I once worked at a building where people would constantly violate the elevator rule. So I made a sign and slid it into the plastic holder where they keep the elevator certificate. The sign said:
An Elevator is a box.
If you want to put more things in the box, you must first take things out of the box.
To those of you who are not drooling idiots, I apologize for the necessity of posting this note.
Clearly the drooling idiots were offended because the sign didn't last long. 😁
Now it’s $6.85 per small cup of coffee 😮
Great outfit!.
No such thing as a stupid question, just stupid people who ask questions. 😊
The tittle 🤭😂😂😂🎉
Could we just stop with the censoring of every word that MIGHT offend someone? I mean it is really getting out of hand. Last time I looked, R@pe isn't on George Carlin's list of words you can't say on TV.
*That's always fine until we as black people let loose on what we'll say!*
WHY DO YOU THINK THEY BEGAN THE CENSORING OF SOCIAL MEDIA?
Not because of what white people and comedians were saying.
*It's because of what black people said in response, like BLEACH BLOND BAD BUILT BUTCH BODY!*
A lot of us have that skill.
why is the word raped dubbed out ? wtf
It's Orwellian New Speak. The masters at Google are working hard at recreating 1984. That's also why people are now 'unalive' instead of dead.
The answer is yes you will need A jacket cause after 115 degrees, 88 feels cold as shit.
9:00
Sounds like Mr. Garrison
Pete Townsend stand in
9:03
She just wanted to talk to you
Lost a couple helmets hahahaha
Free on Tubi 😅
👏👏👏👏👏👏👏🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
your that guy from familyguy right !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Yeah I didn't understand the Coors light beer joke but that's fine lol. He was still funny
Coors had color changing mountains on the can. When the mountains went from white or grey to blue it was supposed to be the perfect temperature for a good cold beer.
Im going to taco bell for sure
They do complain🍺
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I always pictured him looking completely different
Bros never been to a desert i guess
😂😂
Chris !!
Apartheid hahaha 🤡
Look at a pizza box sometime, it says open box before eating... Are you shittin me.. rite there...
Funny but 60* temperature swings happen in the St Louis & fuggin deserts. One more so than the other. We ((STL) can wake up to frost and still have a 78* afternoon. For a whole week or month. Blah blah
Don't be that guy. Nobody likes that guy.
Starbucks sucks
Stop hanging out at Starbucks and go to waffle House
Hmm....guess I'm funny
I fn HATE taco Bell
It’s tasteless. I use fire sauce and taste nothing.
This is repulsive.
No likes and no views bro fell off
check again
He uses too much GD and profanity to make up for not being funny
Stick to Christian comedy. It's hella.funny🙄
Dry bar@@matttrafton2725
Hilarious
Those take the warning labels off stuff sounds familiar...