Chris Porter Seriously Hates Pickles

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[@staceykeiser3014]

He is hilarious.....love it. " I don't like it when you taste like pickle!!"

[@NintendoNerd64]

“Pickle next to my sammich! A little backstory! I fuckin hate pickle!”

[@o0o-jd-o0o95]

this standup i have watched no less than 20 times... it is one of my favorite sets... he kills it in this standup. basically every joke is funny as hell

[@kyrobbins8696]

I agree one of my favorite comedy sets

[@psychedelicfright85]

I've rewatched and listened to them on Spotify countless times.

[@DeadLightDuhWicced]

Underrated comic

[@omegalm6743]

He’s up their with Conan, Bill Burr, and Dave Chapelle

[@wesleysnellgrove]

Conan is trash.

[@samsnephew3209]

Conan Blows, so youre right....

[@delightmaremusic1226]

Conan? Idk about that lmao

[@gumpotronic]

Tried to sneak in Conan like no one would notice

[@deezclowns2462]

Conan is great just not at standup

[@moappleseider1699]

I feel this so much.

[@Trapper50cal]

If you're in a deli ordering a "sammich" expect a pickle...unless you specifically ask for it not to be included. That's like a whole well known deli thing.

[@JasonSutherland-p6h]

No omgelm, he's up there with Carlin and Pryor. Chris Porter is LEGENDARY

[@joe4freedom676]

Hannibal vs Chris on pickles hahahaha

[@zaxbitterzen2178]

He is right though. Pickle is the single most overpowering condiment on earth to me.

[@tjmb]

Have you not tried wasabi?

[@zaxbitterzen2178]

@@tjmb it dissipates after a bit pickle does not

[@tjmb]

Fair point, @@zaxbitterzen2178, may your days be pickle-free! 😁

[@zaxbitterzen2178]

@@tjmb hopefully lol

[@IceSlushi]

Cilantro

[@bobbyt7894]

Funniest dude I've seen in YEARS!!

[@jurj97]

This guy's look has changed so drastically

[@markonino12]

Drugs

[@JasonSanders]

MA SAMMICH

[@kealunleday3948]

😂😂🤣

[@MarayaGavin5839]

Pickles are too aggressive for a garnish 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@psychedelicfright85]

They really are.

[@Stackali]

i mean i like pickles. but a slice doesn't belong next to my sammich.

[@User-uk6rk]

Is he wearing bellbottom pants? It looks like he is from the 70s.

[@Mom-a-Dragon7622]

I despise pickles just as much as you do lol! I used to tell my boyfriend the same thing lmao!

[@StormdriverOne]

Look. I had a Rottweiler that would eat cat shit but would not eat a pickle. Enough fucking said!

[@Deltax156]

Fuck it I don't need a house 😂

[@billponderosa88]

i need more albums sir

[@Shifty51991]

Imagine how good heroin is going to be by the time you're 75 too.....

[@aydenharris999]

I love Pickles, I eat the gallon MT Olive sour dill Pickles

[@OfSoulAndSin]

Hell yeah!

[@liquidninja04]

I'd like to know the first reported case of someone dropping a deuce on a McDonald's lobby floor 😂

[@stevenduncan4713]

😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

[@JEppsLars]

I love pickles. But i absolutely HATE raw cucumbers.

[@70stunes71]

😂😂😂😂😂

[@wesleywarsmith1113]

That's how I feel about lettuce on my sandwich. Pickles fine, onions good, tomato ok, but NO lettuce that's gross. It makes me gag and ruins the flavour of sandwiches.

[@o0o-jd-o0o95]

i cannot stand warm lettuce on a warm sandwich.. the only time i eat lettuce is with a cold salad

[@TheDemonslayer917]

#fuckpickles!

[@GodWeenSatan]

I disagree cilantro is the worst

[@justinmitchell2164]

Thank you. I anger a lot of people with that opinion. It's just too overpowering. Blows up in your mouth and overwhelms the flavor of everything else!

[@clicheguevara5282]

@@justinmitchell2164 …not when it’s properly used. The problem is that people use way too much of it.

[@jonathanmette8348]

Pickles are DELICIOUS

[@user-rh4hc4hj1z]

Pickles are the devil.

[@theinnermostsanctum]

Stop brining bout it!!!

[@brett4264]

First, but who cares?

[@skinyviny1]

Samitch? I thinks it's called a sandwich. Not Samitch

[@LilBoiPeep69]

you seem to suck lol