Dave Attell - How You Know When You're Really Drunk

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  • Опубликовано: 21 окт 2024
  • #DaveAttell ("The Daily Show", "Insomniac with Dave Attell", "Trainwreck") on when the best time to have a cigarette is, what he learned watching the Discovery Channel, and the best person to ask for directions.
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  • @tisdue
    @tisdue 4 года назад +169

    I love Dave Attell's style. He talks to you like an old friend, while saying ridiculous shit.

    • @mulemule
      @mulemule 10 месяцев назад

      More like the spastic but hilarious friend in rehab (who's still fighting their way out of withdrawl). 😅

  • @hectorabreu2502
    @hectorabreu2502 3 года назад +50

    I've heard his "voice in my head" bit so many times and it still hilarious

    • @Prof.Pwnalot
      @Prof.Pwnalot 2 года назад +7

      I'm at a bus stop, I'm not bragging"

    • @mylovesongs2429
      @mylovesongs2429 4 месяца назад

      he cut the joke short in this one. he said before "i do not want to, do you know why? because during a terrible gardening accident, a cucumber went up my ass 3 times, and i had to cry in the shower.", or "because once i sat on my keys the wrong way, and i had to cry in the shower".

  • @thomascarter8690
    @thomascarter8690 3 года назад +38

    Dave is one of my favorite stand ups. He has incredible timing, delivery, is just crude enough, and has excellent control of the audience. For some reason, I feel people don’t consider him in the top 20 or so stand ups of all time. I feel like he absolutely deserves it.

    • @Michael-yu9ix
      @Michael-yu9ix 2 года назад +2

      Every comedian today considers him top 5 at least. Dave Chapelle said he's maybe the greatest ever. His timing and cadence is best ever.

    • @Lisa-ik3wt
      @Lisa-ik3wt Год назад +2

      He is as underrated as Rush.

    • @ieatturdz
      @ieatturdz 5 месяцев назад

      @@Lisa-ik3wtyess

  • @JazzyJonas
    @JazzyJonas 6 лет назад +92

    Dave just crushes it. I was still laughing at the last joke while the next one hit.

    • @triple1
      @triple1 3 года назад +2

      @@phalxor No that would be the 'new' joke. Just like naming 'last-gen and new-gen' consoles.

  • @samuelhinkle740
    @samuelhinkle740 6 лет назад +422

    This guy took a cold audience from the start , and cooked em ! Brilliant Dave Brilliant.

    • @TranzparentMethods
      @TranzparentMethods 6 лет назад +9

      I noticed that too. The reaction of the first few jokes could've frozen Antarctica.

    • @huberfloover
      @huberfloover 5 лет назад +4

      Yeah he did...there's nothing like someone who knows their craft

    • @dungeon-wn4gw
      @dungeon-wn4gw 5 лет назад +9

      @@huberfloover good choice of words.. craft. It's not an art that's supposed to be up for interpretation. Stand up is a craft, and the craft is to make the worst audiences laugh

    • @Vintage_geek
      @Vintage_geek 5 лет назад +1

      @@dungeon-wn4gw I could agree with you if it wasn't for Bill Hicks.

    • @alis05
      @alis05 4 года назад +1

      Terrible audience

  • @VegetoStevieD
    @VegetoStevieD 5 лет назад +314

    "I'm in a bus station, I'm not bragging."
    Audience didn't even notice lol

    • @CapnCody1622
      @CapnCody1622 4 года назад +10

      Wilson Mathias It’s a joke because who brags about being at a bus station? There are kind of a few parts to it but that’s one of them.

    • @omfgitspyrogirl
      @omfgitspyrogirl 3 года назад +1

      i noticed that too. audience took a minute to warm up to him

    • @SuperiorityQomplex
      @SuperiorityQomplex 3 года назад +2

      Just for Laughs is in Montreal and even though most of them speak english, french is generally their first language. Can take some time to translate it. And frankly, if english isn't your first language, the subtleties of sarcasm are even tougher to pick up..

    • @bensweiss
      @bensweiss 2 года назад +2

      The audience missed a few. Too bad they missed them.

    • @SamBassComedy
      @SamBassComedy 6 месяцев назад

      Audience was a little stiff.

  • @JustinBorowski13
    @JustinBorowski13 3 года назад +61

    "I guess what I'm trying to say is that I travel a lot"
    Those are the kinds of silly transitions that he does that make me laugh harder than any of the punchlines LOL

  • @tylerm0089
    @tylerm0089 5 лет назад +192

    hahah "alright Cana-don't"

  • @Matt-vv7fl
    @Matt-vv7fl 4 года назад +41

    Dave throws out jokes so fast it's hard to keep up! This is a guy who knows his craft!

  • @TheBeefTrain
    @TheBeefTrain 3 года назад +57

    Most underrated comic ever. He's like a mini gun on stage.

  • @smradztoiek
    @smradztoiek 8 лет назад +154

    That was like 10 jokes a minute. Gotta love the guy :)

    • @donvandamnjohnsonlongfella1239
      @donvandamnjohnsonlongfella1239 8 лет назад +5

      he's used some of this same material before and it went better then. This audience sucked. He gave them as much effort as their minimal energy gave him motivation to do. Then he went in the back and got high and had sex with a midget and a gorilla.

    • @smradztoiek
      @smradztoiek 8 лет назад

      Jesse Bowman Well, nobody has different material for every performance. Even people like Louie repeat themselves and revisit themes.

    • @donvandamnjohnsonlongfella1239
      @donvandamnjohnsonlongfella1239 8 лет назад +1

      Yes :p He used this event as a filler. :p The delivery was off on everything and I think his effort was lacking mostly because the audience sucked. When he said how are you all feeling most of the audience acted dead or asleep :p they didn't' say shit.

    • @Se7enDsinSGaming
      @Se7enDsinSGaming 4 года назад

      @@smradztoiek look up Ian Bagg

    • @Se7enDsinSGaming
      @Se7enDsinSGaming 4 года назад

      @@donvandamnjohnsonlongfella1239 it's like trying in a relationship when you know they don't care

  • @cobraimploder
    @cobraimploder 4 года назад +31

    Ladies and gentlemen, one of the best ever comics. Criminally underrated, though!

    • @fleedermouse
      @fleedermouse 4 года назад

      agreed

    • @guyledouche6039
      @guyledouche6039 4 года назад +1

      Not really. Everyone regards him as one of the best to ever do it

  • @oxouk
    @oxouk 4 года назад +9

    Love his transitions from one story to another. Sheer brilliance!

  • @jesserogalski1402
    @jesserogalski1402 4 года назад +11

    The amazing thing is I haven't seen this for probably more than a decade, and I still instantly remembered the jokes and delivery. Man is good at what he does.

  • @ACoustaDC
    @ACoustaDC 3 года назад +4

    Genius.... arguably the best of all time. I love his nonsensicle transitions.

  • @ruthlesskumquat2918
    @ruthlesskumquat2918 9 лет назад +212

    "My cousin had a baby and I was watching her breastfeed for a couple of bucks." Lolol priceless

  • @faeterran341
    @faeterran341 5 лет назад +25

    I love dave. He won me over as a kid with 'late night with dave atttel'

    • @johnjamesleahy4065
      @johnjamesleahy4065 4 года назад +1

      Hell yeah he helped teach me to enjoy and appreciate the night life

    • @jon4715
      @jon4715 4 года назад +7

      Insomniac?

    • @faeterran341
      @faeterran341 4 года назад +2

      @@jon4715 Yes, thank you. I don't know why I said late night. Like he's some kind of fuckin talk show host lol

  • @jaydennis1999
    @jaydennis1999 2 года назад +3

    To have been in the room when he recorded “Skanks for the memories” that’s one of the first places I’d time travel to.

  • @comfortablynumblbg
    @comfortablynumblbg 5 лет назад +45

    Can't believe I never watched this guy growing up. I always turned the channel. Man, I missed out

    • @BeexDubb
      @BeexDubb 4 года назад +2

      Look up the insomniac tv show a gdamn classic where he travels places and visits odd and weird places in the middle of the night lol

  • @georgejung7052
    @georgejung7052 6 лет назад +22

    Excellent set. He made remarks in the beginning that had the crowd against him and then he won them over at the middle and end.

  • @Fortnitekid1427-o5k
    @Fortnitekid1427-o5k 4 года назад +8

    Underrated line “I’m not bragging”

  • @seanc.5310
    @seanc.5310 4 года назад +10

    Everytime I've seen this guy he kills it! The best stand up comic

  • @steveconn
    @steveconn 4 месяца назад +1

    Attell. Just a rock in the storm you need sometime.

  • @Sethclement96
    @Sethclement96 3 года назад +30

    “I wanna have a couple of kids, i don’t even like kids, i just wanna name something.” That’s such a Hedburg joke 😂😂😂

  • @ooolrait
    @ooolrait 4 года назад +4

    we need a new special from this genius of a man.

  • @sidneyny8608
    @sidneyny8608 5 лет назад +25

    Dave is a comic legend

  • @huckleberrylachow2202
    @huckleberrylachow2202 3 года назад +29

    ohhh so this is where mark normand got his flow from

  • @SeveredLegs
    @SeveredLegs 8 месяцев назад +2

    Dave just gets going immediately.

  • @buzzbang7930
    @buzzbang7930 7 лет назад +22

    I haven't seen ol' dave in a long, long time.

  • @haggai0n0i
    @haggai0n0i 5 лет назад +6

    what a damn genius this guy is...

  • @Boygonebad
    @Boygonebad 3 года назад +1

    I like any Attell videos before I even watch. He’s that great.

  • @shaunsmith7774
    @shaunsmith7774 4 года назад +2

    This should have more views. Probably the most underrated comic out there.

  • @adamjsaulnier8151
    @adamjsaulnier8151 4 года назад +4

    My favourite comic by far. Blended the "skanks for the memorys" special. I'm guessing this took place right b4 that disc.

  • @user-ho5vz5tg3r
    @user-ho5vz5tg3r 2 года назад +3

    Dave is a sick man
    I like it!

  • @painjammin
    @painjammin 5 лет назад +11

    CANA-DONT! LOL!! Next to Norm, the greatest comic alive!

  • @Kingjoffrey12
    @Kingjoffrey12 4 года назад +16

    Everyone here knows he is the real King of one liners.

  • @naj5999
    @naj5999 4 года назад +1

    Dave Attell is the GOAT.

  • @DanielRamirez-iq3rt
    @DanielRamirez-iq3rt 4 года назад +5

    When I was young his show on comedy central was the best

  • @georgedixon1190
    @georgedixon1190 2 года назад +4

    Grandad said that you’re never too drunk until ya have to hold onto the grass to keep from flying off the Earth .

  • @thurstonhowelllll948
    @thurstonhowelllll948 4 года назад +1

    Top five comedians Dave Attell , This funny man is on his game

  • @Mikekramercomedy
    @Mikekramercomedy 5 лет назад

    He is the best...just naturally funny and self deprecating.

  • @alexcrawford5350
    @alexcrawford5350 11 месяцев назад

    I like how he goes from saying that you know you’re drunk when you get pulled over by the coastguard to the comedy show abruptly ending and him addressing the audience thanking them and saying bye.

  • @DelightfulTravellers
    @DelightfulTravellers 7 лет назад +5

    Great video. Well done! We truly enjoyed it.

  • @socksincrocks4421
    @socksincrocks4421 4 года назад +4

    TAFFY IS DELICIOUS!!!! LMAO

  • @mchepen
    @mchepen 6 лет назад +6

    hes the best

  • @Sprite_525
    @Sprite_525 5 лет назад +2

    A master. The most underrated yet copied style of the 90s. Marc Maron & Patrice Oneal talked about it, they called it “the most comedy-babies,” with Attell having the most “babies” who lived off Attell’s style, followed closely by Seinfeld and Pryor, many others I’m sure I’m forgetting

  • @Realmikesambo
    @Realmikesambo 4 года назад +2

    Insomniac with dave attell was man VS food but with booze! The best!

  • @thewoodmoose
    @thewoodmoose 3 года назад

    I used to love his show Up All Night With Dave Atell on Comedy Central.😆

  • @YtCsBt
    @YtCsBt 4 года назад +3

    This is amazing, I love this guy, what a talent

  • @lisabinhawaii
    @lisabinhawaii 4 года назад +1

    Thanks for reminding me of Dave, RUclips! 😁🖒

  • @nolongeravailable1840
    @nolongeravailable1840 3 года назад +4

    Damn, Dave was slaying them. One of greatest crude comedians in history. He's like George Carlin mixed with Robin Williams and he's had a shit load to drink with a one eyed midget who's getting a lapdance from 18 year old girl with a drug habit.

    • @Lisa-ik3wt
      @Lisa-ik3wt Год назад

      On some night train and speedballs, but yes a morph of those two departed maestros.

    • @Lisa-ik3wt
      @Lisa-ik3wt Год назад

      The cocaine speedy delivery of Robin with the whit of George

  • @darrylrevok7642
    @darrylrevok7642 4 года назад +5

    Anthony Kiedis was in the crowd laughing it up.

  • @danielpeppiatt9463
    @danielpeppiatt9463 3 года назад

    Thanks Dave, i needed that.

  • @TechnicJunglist
    @TechnicJunglist Год назад

    I've been looking for the guy with one leg bit forever. 😂

  • @DiamondPR0DIGY
    @DiamondPR0DIGY 8 лет назад +16

    THE MAN

  • @menta1case182
    @menta1case182 3 года назад

    Dave Attell , one of the G.O.A.T. 'S

  • @Raez_XL
    @Raez_XL 8 лет назад +28

    Never heard of him before but he is funny!!!!

    • @mitchspurlock3626
      @mitchspurlock3626 8 лет назад +18

      im sorry you've never heard of dave attell, if you like him you should look up his television show called Insomniac it was on Comedy Central for a few seasons, and it is a real classic!

    • @shaneomac7566
      @shaneomac7566 5 лет назад +3

      what planet are you from?

    • @cobraimploder
      @cobraimploder 5 лет назад +2

      You can now also check out Bumpin Mics, his roast comedy with Jeff Ross on Netflix

    • @eansba88-
      @eansba88- 5 лет назад

      @@cobraimploder so good! I hear they're gearing up for a second tour! Which is great, because three episodes wasn't enough!

  • @johnwestcott5612
    @johnwestcott5612 10 месяцев назад

    The absolute GOAT

  • @garylobo3
    @garylobo3 5 месяцев назад

    I guess what I'm trying to say is...(fill in the non-sequitor of your choice)... it's just brilliant.

  • @daenesh
    @daenesh 5 лет назад +1

    how crazy funny was this.. mental!

  • @mitchellbowman22
    @mitchellbowman22 Год назад

    Never seen laughs like this

  • @liamwilkins1332
    @liamwilkins1332 2 года назад +2

    TAFFY IS DELICIOUS

  • @wayne2816wayne
    @wayne2816wayne Год назад +1

    He’s like Norm, he won’t be appreciated until he’s dead. He’s so god darn funny.

  • @ValladaoMateus
    @ValladaoMateus 10 лет назад +4

    Fucking Killed it!!

  • @MelancoliaI
    @MelancoliaI Год назад

    The comedian's comedian.

  • @mattasticmattattack8546
    @mattasticmattattack8546 4 года назад +1

    Genius

  • @Slapjabber
    @Slapjabber 3 месяца назад

    The two Dave’s. Dave Attell and Dave Chapelle. I’d borrow money to see that double bill. 😀😀

  • @elroyblackbean
    @elroyblackbean 2 года назад +1

    3:07 "...only one 'toofus'..." That moment you know when Dave's said this line 1000 times this month and he's changing it to nonsensical words just to amuse himself.

  • @buttayobread505
    @buttayobread505 8 лет назад +16

    4:54 is that Ron White?

    • @galaxymilk
      @galaxymilk 8 лет назад +1

      Sure does look like him lol

    • @bodbn
      @bodbn 8 лет назад +1

      Is that the guy from the red hot chili peppers at 1:40

    • @chrismaginn4251
      @chrismaginn4251 6 лет назад +1

      Good eye!

    • @shiboomi2249
      @shiboomi2249 6 лет назад +2

      Ju Gold Uhm... is nobody going to mention that in that same shot, right on the end there, we also have Bryan Cranston -- in full Walter White get-up no less -- a good nine years before the first episode of Breaking Bad aired? Somebody please explain this to me.

    • @eansba88-
      @eansba88- 5 лет назад +2

      @@shiboomi2249 it's the time vortex that opens up in 2023. The CERN Large Hadron particle Collider spits out a black hole in late 2022 and while collective efforts from scientists were able to shut the black hole down, their sciencing did result in a residual wormhole.
      Since then folks like me (and Brian Cranston, mentioned above) have been able to take vacations to the past, which is great because that black hole I was talking about really did a number on the northern hemisphere, and global warming related flooding took care of trashing what was left over. That said, my coastal, beach front property in Ohio is a nice, unexpected side effect of the whole ordeal.

  • @Dan_Hazard
    @Dan_Hazard 4 года назад +11

    I always thought he looked like vin diesel and Adam Sandler combined

  • @alexcrawford5350
    @alexcrawford5350 11 месяцев назад

    Haha!, “Taffy is delicious.”.

  • @ginaruiz298
    @ginaruiz298 4 года назад

    You rock!! Love your skill. Ty

  • @jaynard
    @jaynard 4 года назад

    The Comedy Goat 🐐

  • @jamievidd775
    @jamievidd775 3 года назад

    Attel legend

  • @diarh34
    @diarh34 3 года назад

    This guy is going places

  • @micahmadore
    @micahmadore 4 года назад

    His segues are A+

  • @TheMrlitemaster
    @TheMrlitemaster 4 года назад

    great crowd

  • @vladtepes7539
    @vladtepes7539 4 года назад

    searching high and low and indeed finding yourself alone in that jungle of bottles.

  • @butchmonster8031
    @butchmonster8031 3 года назад

    legendary

  • @mirosgerg
    @mirosgerg 7 лет назад +1

    More From Dave Attell

  • @WolfnWool
    @WolfnWool 5 лет назад +4

    the camera man HAD to be laughing at the end lmao 😆

  • @bstring3967
    @bstring3967 3 года назад +1

    Dang, one right after the next brilliant

  • @Sk8boardpsych0
    @Sk8boardpsych0 5 лет назад +3

    His voice is a mix of old George Carlin and Cryptosporidium from Destroy All Humans. That is the only input I have to insert here. 2:35-2:50. If you know, you will see.

  • @gerrym.9354
    @gerrym.9354 3 года назад +1

    04:53 Ron White in the audience?

  • @elliotdean3007
    @elliotdean3007 5 лет назад

    One smash after another !!!

  • @jackzwahlen764
    @jackzwahlen764 2 года назад

    I spent the first 5 minutes trying to figure out who it sounded like he was imitating accidentally ( something most comics do earlier in their careers) then I realized it was actually big jay oakerson that had picked up that speaking cadence from dave. If you watch his netflix specials, he speaks the exact same way

    • @lh435
      @lh435 2 года назад

      Big Jay used to open for him.

  • @macalewesp4082
    @macalewesp4082 5 лет назад +1

    He has the best segues.

  • @dannyherrera1598
    @dannyherrera1598 2 года назад

    Holy shit. Just discovered this guy today! I added him to my favorites. First video I saw was one when he was young. He said some of the same jokes as in this video.... Dudes delivery is like Greg Giraldo at the comedy Central roasts!!!! Why isnt this guy doing roasts?! Hed be the new Greg Giraldo!!!!

  • @eagle8burgerVA
    @eagle8burgerVA 7 лет назад

    My favourite part is when he talks about dust mites fucking in people's eyebrows, then--
    CUT TO:
    Lady laughing, then rubbing her eyebrow.

  • @Mesk871
    @Mesk871 4 года назад +5

    Holy shit! This is the real life Gaunter O'Dimm from the witcher 3.

  • @garrethenderson7561
    @garrethenderson7561 3 года назад +1

    That sex joke is so simple yet so genius

  • @shafee4016
    @shafee4016 Год назад

    He is genius

  • @josephkelley8641
    @josephkelley8641 4 года назад

    nothing more beautiful than something that knows what it both is and isn't.
    Dave Attell knows what Dave Attell is and isn't - but mostly about what Dave Attell IS.
    -astonishing performance - had no idea Dave was this good when I caught
    him on Artie's podcast - knew the name only vaguely. To my own discredit and shame.
    .
    .

  • @mylovesongs2429
    @mylovesongs2429 4 месяца назад

    Too bad there wasn't a real DeLorean that could take us to the past, or the future. Just imagine Dave going to see his future self. He has a brilliant comedic mind, and great timing. I've been watching his comedy since 2003. He's so great!

  • @furself114
    @furself114 5 лет назад +4

    5:10 smokeshow on the left. OMG!

  • @ih8myfriends
    @ih8myfriends Год назад

    I think he did it. I think he is the greatest of all time, and he’d hear none of it.

  • @cw6072
    @cw6072 4 года назад +1

    This is Jeff Ross's favorite comedian

  • @Zernebogus
    @Zernebogus 5 лет назад

    Just the best

  • @tycobb9869
    @tycobb9869 7 лет назад +6

    it's good but I heard it all on "Skanks for the Memories" (free on RUclips)

    • @p1baby
      @p1baby 4 года назад +1

      He did this before that dropped

  • @damnplaylist
    @damnplaylist 3 года назад

    4:45 that style of describing reminds me some other comedian that I can’t think of. Anyone?